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Do you think Matt jerks off to pics of manly men in skates, before or after he dyes his beard?

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This clown podcaster would not last 30 seconds on the ice with an adult hockey player, male or female! That is, of course, if he knew how to put on a pair of skates…..

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Amen

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Oh, Snap!!

Has this guy ever played any sport?

Hockey players aim that puck right into his smug self!!

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Whoever this podcaster is has no clue about men anything!

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Tim Allen has a manly man show called The Last Man Standing. While it is hilarious, he is a good comedic actor, it does reflect his true beliefs and support of Trump. His character is him. It is all about manly men things, and the women in his household are airheads except for his gun shooting dad clone youngest daughter. So, he models this manly man stuff in the show. Making it look pathetic to most of us non-Trumpers.

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Another jerk wood to add to the jerkpile. With Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, James Woods, Dennis Miller, Tulsi Gabbard, ad nauseum.

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Let's not forget "former child star" real tool Ricky Schroder, the guy who bailed out Kyle Rittenhouse and helped fund his defense. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8982681/Ricky-Schroder-calls-cops-report-death-threats-helping-pay-Kyle-Rittenhouses-2M-bond.html

I spit on his films, some of which I watched as a child, not realizing that I was watching a White Supremacist in the making.

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Never could stand that guy.

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May 12, 2023·edited May 12, 2023

Also, Alvin Bragg has a better beard than Cruz. But then again, even my dog's ass has a better beard than Cancun Man.

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I love you Isaac Segal. But are you secretly hiding dirty thoughts for men on skates? That would be a deal breaker for this straight old lady.

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😂 The yodeler. 😂

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wish he'd done more actual yodeling, thought. It is way more piercing than whatever he was saying.

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That upcoming Doral conference has the worst of the worst of the worst gathering in one spot. I expect the very earth to open up and receive them. The Hellmouth.

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Bring on the bedbugs!!

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Be a good time for an AR15 target practice.

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She is trying not to laugh and I didn't even try. That was great.

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Saw this from Arizona this morning - a Border Reality Check:

Reality check: “Nogales POE. Our Border region is vast, and while there have been small disruptions in some places, most POEs have been quiet. Like all large issues the Border is complex and never as basic as it appears in the extremist feeds…” @joerondone @azcentral https://pic.twitter.com/H964kYW1m4. (There's a photo with the FB post - it shows an empty POE from Nogales - Tucson's main POE. Check it out. (Pima County Democratic FB age.)

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Re Ted Cruz - where's my Yoda 'the stupid is strong in this one' meme when I need it?

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“you can never be fully manly on ice skates.” REALLY? The NHL players get their face opened up from an opponent's high sticking incident and their answer is "stitch me up and I'll be back on the ice in 5 minutes". In sheer physicality there's almost no one tougher except maybe some of the positions in the NFL.

White Nationalists are Amerikans, just the worst kind. And for Tuber to praise them is just showing what an outright racist he is.

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It's almost comical to pick on hockey players.

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the magat slug was probably jilted by a hockey player he made a pass at.

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Yes and off season hockey & speed skaters do bike racing ( my sport back in the day)..

.so, Mr armchair looks like he only flaps that lip for exercise. Sheesh!

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You talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk!

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Here's another stupid thing this week. George Santos was indicted on getting unemployment benefits in NY while working in FL while co-sponsoring a bill in the House to go after people who fraudulently got unemployment benefits.

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“The Hell You Say! Bully, man! Only an individual with a brain eating amoeba is so bleakly inadequate in intellect to orchestrate such a glaringly doltish scheme!”

What...? Who...? What the...? He did...? Never mind.

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Hoping his judge has a sense of humor.

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Go figure 🤔

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Colin Allred can kick Cruz' ass.

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Republicans are weak, scared, triggered, and upset about EVERYTHING. And a special shout out to podcaster Matt Walsh the “manly man” wannabe: you wouldn’t last 60 seconds on the ice with those “unmanly woke hockey players” before you’d be flat on your back crying for your momma. Sheesh, the mediocre republican dudes who preach about “what makes a man manly … “ are those who, like Hawley, thump their chests and bellow. And then RUN! RUN! RUN! R U N at the first hint of jeopardy. Unless they have a gun. Then they’re all tough guys. All desperately trying to compensate for something. Sad.

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whittle, bitty, pee pees.

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Nail hit on head. 😃

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Must be the testicle tanning...

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You’re killing me here! 🤣

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Hah

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Yes, the woman on the right is stifling a laugh! I couldn’t!

Ted Cruz is going to lose to Allred; he may to Bragg as well if he’s part of the upcoming indictment!

You, Jeff, as always make the clown car show that is our national politics bearable. Thank you!

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I never pay attention to the "manly man/alpha male" BS being proffered by right wing men, mainly because most of them....aren't.

Democrats need to start hitting guys like Cruz back hard. Flip the script. Call him a fascist, and remind all Texans that he was the guy flying to Cancun while the rest of us froze.

Finally, I think Dems ought to post the highlights of the Republican passed budget, and make sure to emphasize that they keep wailing about the border, yet they voted to not fund an additional 2500 Border Patrol agents. How does that help secure the border?

And that lady representative looks to me like she has painful hemorrhoids, or is simply constipated. I believe the latter is a requirement to be a conservative.

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You need to be able to pass a polygraph test while saying that Trump won in 2020.

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The yodeling man = brilliant.

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Is Donnie admitting that he is a witch?

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and he's too stupid to know, witches are female and warlocks are male.

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Hi Jeff,I was able to watch the Matt Walsh video after breakfast, I didn’t lose too much after part of his episode.... but you know what? I was rather distracted looking at Matt’s fine bookshelf, especially the top shelf..... very right side of the top shelf it looks to me like his very personal dildo... now why would this manly man advertise his proclivities...inquiring minds want to know...have a great weekend my friends.

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It does look like a dildo but it may actually be a little rocket. which to me is one and the same.

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