As you note, it’s still Saturday morning. Jeez, what’re the Sunday show runners gonna focus on? I mean, the lazy take is Ronna, but WTF these Republicans are announcing their plans to end democracy. So… I reckon it’ll be an interview in an Upper Peninsula diner about immigrants.
A friend who lives in Michigan once explained to me that if you hold up your left hand, you get a good map of Michigan. I asked about the UP, and he said that is the asshole of Michigan.
Actually its the right hand, but yeah. People in Michigan will often point to a spot on their hand to show where they live. Detroit is in the thick part at the base of your thumb.
Great question about the secret gorgeous part of Michigan.That is a real insiders’ question. Haha. Those who know feel like we have the password to a special club
It is a nice drive through the UP, towns like Ironwood. I did not talk with many locals there, so I can't say I know much about their politics. I remember crossing the bridge into Sault Ste Marie, CA and getting a motel room for a lay up. Walked down to the downstairs bar/diner and got a table by a wooden post. On it, some guy graffitied "Please do not smoke cigars here!" And below that, some wit added, "Don't tell the Americans that" :D
OMG. If we had a dime for every ridiculous 15 minutes of fame granted to the "We need to secure our [southern] borders!" morons wringing their hands in diners on the Upper Peninsula, we could underwrite the next Powerball lottery. Thanks for calling out one of my major pet peeves. Oy!
Maybe they should talk about the Polish Prime Minster's war warnings, the mess in Baltimore and how ONE SIDE doesn't want to pay for it, or the other stuff ONE SIDE doesn't want to pay for...you know, reminding everyone that ONE SIDE doesn't want to do anything...
Or just talk about Ronna and let Lara Trump comfort us all
I'm loving that Rudy will be completely bankrupt, no one deserves that money from him more than that mother and daughter he defamed, lied about, and put their innocent lives at risk.
Sell that condo like yesterday! Rudy was always a creeper. Everything Jeff says is true and now it’s time for Rudy to take the walk of shame to the poor house. He’ll have plenty of company, plus he can saved a few bunks for the Trumps.
Lara trump spent already a few hundred thousands for some cosmetic add ons. Money from her new honey RNC pot? Quite awful. Never knew that so alien looking things would be coming down to earth. Lock her up too please.
"Trust me" says it all. Anyone who falls for that bullshit and sends money to the Trump enablers fund has as big of a short circuit upstairs as the dumb fuck shysters they're sending it to.
OMG, that poor woman. Between the coke and trying to "look good" she is just awful looking. Now she has huge boobs and dresses like a cheap hooker (with apologies to sex workers everywhere).
He was quiet at UCLA. People thought he was a jerk. But he was self-conscious about his stutter. Now he's eloquent. He was great off the bench for the Celtics.
The Jack Ramsey coached 1977 -1978 Trailblazer teams play, before BW got injured, was some of the greatest basketball ever played. It was a fast break clinic.
Lara is looking lippier for sure. All the Trumpettes move along the production line towards immobilized faces and puffy lips. You know who sets the standards for acceptable appearance for women. Snarky for Easter Sunday but Ronna never got the message and remains bloated and hideous
View from the outside: I have to keep reminding my self when watching the news clips from the USA that it is REAL LIFE and not some comedy show. WTF is going on over there?
You want to know what is going on over here? Fully 40% of our population is made up of violent, paranoid dipshits who are daily incited to new levels of agitation and dipshittery by the right-wing propaganda machine. They live in a bizarro world of their own creation and are actively trying to destroy the country.
You have my deepest sympathy! Our dipshit politicians are not a patch on yours. Also we get all our elections over in 6 weeks thank goodness. If by the remotest chance that DJ Shitweasel does get back in the WH he most certainly will not get an invitation for a state visit to the UK. Nobody wanted him here the last time, but the Queen was too polite to tell him to fuck right off.
Omg i wanted to write a comment about James Carville so kept scrolling then I wanted to write one about Lauren Boebert then Lara trump omg it’s too much they’re all horrific!
If you’re a pasty old white man who is: homophobic, racist, against women’s bodily autonomy (or just plain old misogynistic), or MAGA, you get a cruise (which you have to pay for) to Fuckrightoff. Disclaimer: no pasty white men were harmed at this Ye Olde Snark Emporium except maybe their fee-fees. If you claim you’re a pasty old white man but are here at Jeff’s fine establishment, we love you).
Preach! Teach! Yours is a household name, as I read yet another of your newsletters to my 19-year old daughter while we are on vacation in Portugal. They now go to her boyfriend too.
“keep the rubes riled up over imaginary bullshit and they won’t notice that you’re picking their pockets”. That is it exactly Jeff!
but not only are Republicans trying to take away your Medicare and your Social Security and your right to make your own decisions about your body, let’s not forget taking our voting rights, civil rights, the ACA and healthcare, imprisoning journalists, more tax breaks for the wealthy, deregulation, no vaccine requirements, banning books, a Christofascist religious state, rounding up all undocumented people and putting them in camps, and don’t forget Bannon just said he wants to imprison all democrats. These are just some of the myriad of horrors mentioned by dear leader and the MAGATS if dementia Don is reelected. Sounds like fun!
Everything Trump touches dies. It may yelp and cry out, flop around and flail its arms.
I don't do podcasts and I don't think that garbage like Giuliani, Jones, Miller, Stone, or Pigpen need them either. They just spread the Trump virus and we don't need that.
They all seem to be hell bent on making fools of themselves. Intelligent people avoid such.
Friday Trump decided to knock it out of the park and posted a picture of Biden hog tied in the back of a pickup truck. It is a violation of Federal Law to threaten the POTUS in this manner. The Secret Service should arrest him and if they don't, the head of the Secret Service should be kicked to the curb.
Darrell: why does exactly nothing happen in response to these acts? There has not been a peep from Dems (they think they ignoring this stuff is the high road)…but silence from Secret Service/FBI? We wonder where guardrails have gone. The answer is in front of our faces. Nobody with any moral or legal significance speaks out. Everything is “ok” when Trump is just being Trump.
We have demolished our guardrails through inactions d indifference. Nobody has done this to us.
Meet rails against the shit he started. Carville needs to slide back into the bayou from which he came. "The Fall of Handy Oakley". Hannity looks for his meat.😂😂 Hey Rudy! The spot under the bridge is so you. Well, that about covers it. Have a good weekend, everybody.
As you note, it’s still Saturday morning. Jeez, what’re the Sunday show runners gonna focus on? I mean, the lazy take is Ronna, but WTF these Republicans are announcing their plans to end democracy. So… I reckon it’ll be an interview in an Upper Peninsula diner about immigrants.
YES!! We *all* need to hear what the Yoopers think about those Canadian immigrants pouring over the northern border! LMAO!! :D
You know they'd love to send their Guard to Texas. Doofus morons abound.
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
How many know where the Upper Peninsula is?
It’s one of the most physically gorgeous places in the US. Just remember to never discuss politics with the local population. As in, never….
A friend who lives in Michigan once explained to me that if you hold up your left hand, you get a good map of Michigan. I asked about the UP, and he said that is the asshole of Michigan.
Seems legit
Actually its the right hand, but yeah. People in Michigan will often point to a spot on their hand to show where they live. Detroit is in the thick part at the base of your thumb.
Isn’t that the new restaurant in Astoria?
😂😂
I took a chance. What do you think? 70%?
If we didn’t know before the bridge we sure do now. We from the west is the we of which we speak 🏜️
I do
Florida? 🤣
I had a friend from there who claimed it was founded by the Roto-Rooter Man. I’d also heard that about, Minot, ND.
Great question about the secret gorgeous part of Michigan.That is a real insiders’ question. Haha. Those who know feel like we have the password to a special club
Isn't it out east??
It is a nice drive through the UP, towns like Ironwood. I did not talk with many locals there, so I can't say I know much about their politics. I remember crossing the bridge into Sault Ste Marie, CA and getting a motel room for a lay up. Walked down to the downstairs bar/diner and got a table by a wooden post. On it, some guy graffitied "Please do not smoke cigars here!" And below that, some wit added, "Don't tell the Americans that" :D
OMG. If we had a dime for every ridiculous 15 minutes of fame granted to the "We need to secure our [southern] borders!" morons wringing their hands in diners on the Upper Peninsula, we could underwrite the next Powerball lottery. Thanks for calling out one of my major pet peeves. Oy!
Maybe they should talk about the Polish Prime Minster's war warnings, the mess in Baltimore and how ONE SIDE doesn't want to pay for it, or the other stuff ONE SIDE doesn't want to pay for...you know, reminding everyone that ONE SIDE doesn't want to do anything...
Or just talk about Ronna and let Lara Trump comfort us all
Rudy in a cardboard box under a bridge? I wont be completely happy till I see that.
BUT! "a crusty cum-sock could have defeated Poppy Bush in ‘92". I'm dead. 😂😂
There isnt ONE decent, caring, honest Republican out there. Not one. Have a great weekend! ✌️💙
If Ruby & Shaye don’t get Rudy Colludy’s FL condo, there is no justice in this country! He ruined their lives!
They should burn it to the ground while he's forced to watch.
Oh, no, that's wasteful and had a negative environmental impact!
I have a better idea—they should rent it out to migrant workers, along with his podcasting setup....
Better yet! 👏👏👏👏
oooooohh....I like that!!
I love the smell of Rudy's condo burning down. Smells like..... Justice!
LOL! Great movie! HaHa!!!
Then finish the job ,and burn him down🔥⚡️
He'd spontaneously combust with all that vodka in his blood.
Yeah, that and DJT being an acronym for designated jizz towel totally slap
I'd ask Jeff if he saved any socks from then but he's been married like 300 years now.
I don’t know, Susan. That comment is verging on the borderline even for Tiedrich.
Ho Ho Ho.
True....I almost passed out from laughing, though. Jeff's column is rated X. 😂
Just under X is Ew.
😂😂😂
Yes it is!
I'm loving that Rudy will be completely bankrupt, no one deserves that money from him more than that mother and daughter he defamed, lied about, and put their innocent lives at risk.
Rudy deserves what he's getting. It just brings to my mind that trump is NOT being punished. "No one's above the law"? What a joke.
This is the one that raises my Blood Pressure EVERY TIME… and the Supreme Court. We must win and we MUST fix this stuff. Ugh
Sell that condo like yesterday! Rudy was always a creeper. Everything Jeff says is true and now it’s time for Rudy to take the walk of shame to the poor house. He’ll have plenty of company, plus he can saved a few bunks for the Trumps.
Fuck Rudy
Lara trump spent already a few hundred thousands for some cosmetic add ons. Money from her new honey RNC pot? Quite awful. Never knew that so alien looking things would be coming down to earth. Lock her up too please.
"Trust me" says it all. Anyone who falls for that bullshit and sends money to the Trump enablers fund has as big of a short circuit upstairs as the dumb fuck shysters they're sending it to.
"Trust me, I'm a Trump" is not the flex she thinks it is.
“Trust me “ is code for fu..k you. Bless her tiny little heart.
That huge mouth? Is it possible to cosmetically enlarge your mouth? I did not know that.
Have a look at Lara’s future Sister-in-Law, Kim “Catfish” what’s her name. I’ve pulled better looking catfish out of the Monongahela River.
OMG, that poor woman. Between the coke and trying to "look good" she is just awful looking. Now she has huge boobs and dresses like a cheap hooker (with apologies to sex workers everywhere).
You can fatten your lips. Bee stings would do it, but I think it’s done surgically.
It's called 'lip filler' but lip fattener is more descriptive. But in what possible universe is that considered attractive?
I have heard that the idea is to remind men of moist “lady parts.”
Well, Dayum! I did not know that. Wow. I doubt that men need to be reminded of lady parts, that's a separate lobe of the brain for the guys.
Oh….. my God. I totally agree. I have a friend (not a close friend) and she looks TERRIBLE. 👄
And, she DEFINITELY CANNOT SING !
🤯
In the words of that great contemporary philosopher Bill Walton: "She's horrrrrriiible!" 😄😄
Fun Fact about Bill Walton; he had to overcome a stutter!
He was quiet at UCLA. People thought he was a jerk. But he was self-conscious about his stutter. Now he's eloquent. He was great off the bench for the Celtics.
Charlie;
Bill Walton ought to go out on the campaign trail for Biden.
He learned philosophy from John Wooden.
I'd like to see that.
Charlie, I was a big fan of Bill Walton before he became a philosopher. No one since has thrown an outlet pass like him!
Great big man. It's too bad he lost so much of his career to injury.
The Jack Ramsey coached 1977 -1978 Trailblazer teams play, before BW got injured, was some of the greatest basketball ever played. It was a fast break clinic.
They were fun to watch. You didn't want to get in a track meet with them. Dr Jack was a Hell of a coach.
Not a note!
Yep, a little pitchy, bitchy. 😉
Lara is looking lippier for sure. All the Trumpettes move along the production line towards immobilized faces and puffy lips. You know who sets the standards for acceptable appearance for women. Snarky for Easter Sunday but Ronna never got the message and remains bloated and hideous
View from the outside: I have to keep reminding my self when watching the news clips from the USA that it is REAL LIFE and not some comedy show. WTF is going on over there?
You want to know what is going on over here? Fully 40% of our population is made up of violent, paranoid dipshits who are daily incited to new levels of agitation and dipshittery by the right-wing propaganda machine. They live in a bizarro world of their own creation and are actively trying to destroy the country.
You have my deepest sympathy! Our dipshit politicians are not a patch on yours. Also we get all our elections over in 6 weeks thank goodness. If by the remotest chance that DJ Shitweasel does get back in the WH he most certainly will not get an invitation for a state visit to the UK. Nobody wanted him here the last time, but the Queen was too polite to tell him to fuck right off.
Orange jesus freaks
It's their entire personality
Every little thought they have ws put there by somebody else...
We're the entertainment channel of the world....
Does Satan do raptures? We could use one right about now.
If he did, they’d probably be called “Ruptures”. 🙄🤪😁
😂😂
Ancient and timeless: when there are problems to be addressed, the finger always points to the woman.
Cherchez la femme ? ( SP ? )
" Look to the woman ". A rather MISOGYNISTIC saying.
The expression is actually French Kristy.
I SAID IT IN FRENCH, SO , YES I know that. 🙄
And yes, you did spell it right, to answer your question.
John Lennon wrote a song titled "Woman is the N-word of the World."
I thought Yoko wrote that ?
I looked it up .Evidently it was a collaboration of Lennon, Ono & the Plastic Ofno Band.
Omg i wanted to write a comment about James Carville so kept scrolling then I wanted to write one about Lauren Boebert then Lara trump omg it’s too much they’re all horrific!
I'm beginning to think Carville is the one with TERTIARY SYPHILIS
I think he might have an odor problem too. Way beyond his sell-by date
“Trust me, I am the daughter-in-law of Donald Trump” - I’m gonna laugh about this one all day! What a week! Thanks, Jeff - great stuff!
If you’re a pasty old white man who is: homophobic, racist, against women’s bodily autonomy (or just plain old misogynistic), or MAGA, you get a cruise (which you have to pay for) to Fuckrightoff. Disclaimer: no pasty white men were harmed at this Ye Olde Snark Emporium except maybe their fee-fees. If you claim you’re a pasty old white man but are here at Jeff’s fine establishment, we love you).
Meanwhile, Shea Moss and Ruby Freeman still wait for payment while Rudy drinks away his fortune. In 21st century America, shit really floats.
Preach! Teach! Yours is a household name, as I read yet another of your newsletters to my 19-year old daughter while we are on vacation in Portugal. They now go to her boyfriend too.
Glorious - what a week! I don't think newt has stopped whining since 1993
He hasn’t that SOB adulterer!
“keep the rubes riled up over imaginary bullshit and they won’t notice that you’re picking their pockets”. That is it exactly Jeff!
but not only are Republicans trying to take away your Medicare and your Social Security and your right to make your own decisions about your body, let’s not forget taking our voting rights, civil rights, the ACA and healthcare, imprisoning journalists, more tax breaks for the wealthy, deregulation, no vaccine requirements, banning books, a Christofascist religious state, rounding up all undocumented people and putting them in camps, and don’t forget Bannon just said he wants to imprison all democrats. These are just some of the myriad of horrors mentioned by dear leader and the MAGATS if dementia Don is reelected. Sounds like fun!
Everything Trump touches dies. It may yelp and cry out, flop around and flail its arms.
I don't do podcasts and I don't think that garbage like Giuliani, Jones, Miller, Stone, or Pigpen need them either. They just spread the Trump virus and we don't need that.
They all seem to be hell bent on making fools of themselves. Intelligent people avoid such.
Friday Trump decided to knock it out of the park and posted a picture of Biden hog tied in the back of a pickup truck. It is a violation of Federal Law to threaten the POTUS in this manner. The Secret Service should arrest him and if they don't, the head of the Secret Service should be kicked to the curb.
Darrell: why does exactly nothing happen in response to these acts? There has not been a peep from Dems (they think they ignoring this stuff is the high road)…but silence from Secret Service/FBI? We wonder where guardrails have gone. The answer is in front of our faces. Nobody with any moral or legal significance speaks out. Everything is “ok” when Trump is just being Trump.
We have demolished our guardrails through inactions d indifference. Nobody has done this to us.
If defenders of decency —-lll
If defenders of decency and rule of law stay silent and shrug… ? We have brought this upon ourselves
Meet rails against the shit he started. Carville needs to slide back into the bayou from which he came. "The Fall of Handy Oakley". Hannity looks for his meat.😂😂 Hey Rudy! The spot under the bridge is so you. Well, that about covers it. Have a good weekend, everybody.
Newt (Fucking AI keyboard!!)
HAHA! Settle down over there. :)
Autocorrect does strange things.
I didn't catch it. There's certain words that freaks it out.