I’m amazed at your ability to cull the enormous mountain of shit that comes out of this administration into a column that can be read in fifteen minutes.
I'm losing patience with this "democracy is dead" stuff. Nearly all of it's coming from white people, usually white men. Did they really think everything was peachy-keen before Trump was elected the first time? Did they all do just fine with Reaganomics? If people of color were this defeatist, we'd still be living with Jim Crow, and if women thought the founders got it right the first time, I wouldn't be able to vote.
Good point. Black people, specifically, have put out a few videos saying as much. "Bless your little hearts, white people. We're sorry all that fascism didn't work out for you, but don't expect us to step in and save your Cracker asses. Just take a seat next to us on the Humanity Bus and we'll all get wherever we're going, together."
Fascism hypercharged with racism, I'd say, or maybe vice versa. Toward the end of Isabel Wilkerson's (great!) book CASTE, she quotes civil rights scholar Taylor Branch as saying that white people in the U.S. have to choose between whiteness and democracy. My response so far: "The jury's still out on that one."
No, they don't have the resources to "come for the rest of us." What they will do with these random examples is cause everyone else to think before expressing an opinion publicly and silence opposition.
Sickening. I note also that many of these are graduate students. Is this the beginning of the educated being rounded up and disappeared? Who’s next? Anyone with an advanced degree? We know that King Sphincter Face the Orange says he, “loves the uneducated.” The flip side of that is that he and his cabal of clowns, “hate the educated.”
There is a virtual cornucopia of material for you these days, Jeff, and it won’t be ending anytime soon. Insanity and stoopid are now the driving forces of the Republicon Party…oh yeah, and GREED. Lots and lots of greed.
The Secretary of Whiskeyleaks takes the cake this week. Then there's Baghdad Barbie spinning the dirty laundry to the press every 5 minutes. All the while they go after Miss Piggy, Daniel Tiger and Cookie Monster. Oh, and I love how Canada told Shitpants to fuck all the way off. Just 24 hours in Amerikkka. Coffee and gummies for breakfast. 😋
Just dug in, since 1908 the United States has never surpassed the 65% mark for legal voters actually voting. We are running closer to 50% these days. I wouldn’t mind so much if it was the MAGATS that weren’t voting.
You aren't kidding Jeff. I had to come up with something that would breed hope more than it would breed fear and loathing. So much of what we are writing and reporting on doesn't give a ray of hope much. Yesterday, while fighting a pretty hard bout of depression, I decided to do something else instead.
The piece feeds into some of the hopelessness, but the parts that are coming tomorrow and monday after it, will maybe give some of our people more hope.
I’m verklept. I see the “movie playing” also. I’d like to add a short story.
My uncle was a pilot in WWII. He was shot down in Germany and parachuted onto a farm near Schweinfurt. The farmer and his wife, frightened out of their wits, were ready to kill him on the spot. When a lone German soldier came looking for the downed plane, he found the farmer and his wife holding my uncle down as he was injured. The young soldier convinced the farmer to hand the prisoner over him. He took my uncle to the POW camp where he stayed for 2 years. The German soldier saved my uncle’s life, and my grandparents tried to find him to thank him. They never did get that chance. But they were always grateful. My uncle finished his military career as a Major in the USAF. He retired after 2 tours in Vietnam.
So German Soldier saves American Pilot’s life. There is hope.
Like the German captain Wim Hosenfeld who saved Szpilman in “The Pianist”. Szpilman tried to save him to no avail. Hosenfeld died in the early 1950’s in a Soviet POW camp.
This stood out for me: When exactly was America "great"? The 1950s, when Black Americans lived under Jim Crow? The 1920s, before women could vote? The mythical "great" America is as fictional as the "pure" Germany of Nazi propaganda—both constructed from selective memories, whitewashed history, and outright lies that taste sweet to those hungry for simplistic solutions.
I've said this time and again - it was great for a few people and shit for many others. Those few didn't have to see or hear or know anything that made them uncomfortable.
My very Christian sister, who left her Trumpy church and is ready to leave her Trumpy town, says she can't even stand to hear the word "Christian" anymore.
Nah. Stupid can be evil. Ignorance and the spread of it is evil for sure. If only the world would rebel against stupid by turning off all the bullshit media.
Has anyone asked Waterford if they were making cheap shit give-away crap glass, that’s where the lead was not headed as in J.D McGee proliferating his idea of a country that really needs more shootin’. Make America Go Away!
Seriously though, their whole working culture seems to be “stupidly evil and gleefully cruel.” Two things can be true. I mean, that guy is in office because the majority of voters wanted to own the libs. Soooo…
Hahaha! Paula, that bitch works her grifting like an old whore in a Saloon on her last day. Man, does she have a colorful criminal past. Religions are a predators paradise. Didn't it take 6000 years to write the book of personal projections. People have worshipped Gods since the beginning of time. They're there to justify their own fuck-ups when they can't seem to take responsibility for their own. Say a Hail Mary, you're forgiven, so one can do it again with a clear conscience. Jesus, people are gullible.
Poor Paula. Unquenchable greed is a curse. Being married to a rock star who gets huge fucking royalties for all his songs ain’t enough moolah? Maybe she’s on an allowance 🤣
I hate to say it, loving Neil Schon as I do, but I suggest not buying any Journey records or going to see them play. They need to get rid of the keyboard player or he should toss the wife. She's a horror.
I was one of the country's major music photographers in the 80s and I'm in the process of preparing a big show here in Cleveland. I ALMST removed a photo of Journey that doesn't have Jonathan Cain in it but I decided I can't punish Neil Schon and Steve Perry for what that asshole and his wife do. BTW Schon has sued Cain for using Journey material in a political context.
Too hard how about I give the dough to creepy Paula and get my cheap glass thingy and the angel protector like I was Promised from Gods speaking gibberish thru paid government job… I’m exhausted.
Ok but I only have $1000 left to my name is that enough to get me one of those Chinese knockoff crosses and the angel and a paddleball that would definitely bless my fucking hellacious day.
Brings to memory the 1976 movie, “Marathon Man,” where the old woman and Holocaust survivor recognizes the old Nazi, Sir Lawrence Olivier, and starts screaming 😱 “Zell! Zell!” 😱
“check it out: you get your own personal angel to wash your car and mow the lawn. and God will smite the shit out of that asshole next door who plays his music too loud. blessings don’t get more supernatural than that, am I right? cool fucking deal, innit?”
Some people pray to God, but George Carlin prayed to Joe Pesci. Pesci struck Carlin as a guy who knew how to deal with that asshole next door.
Just when you think they can't get an dumber.... here comes JD and Usha, Dumb and Dumber Vance. It's going to take generations to erase the stupidity they have brought in the first 100 days.
Remember when we used to think that Melania was a hostage (2016)? Turns out she's like him. No reason Usha needs to stay with Vance either. She has a career and could support her and her children. These women stay because they choose to. Maybe for lifestyle (in Melania's case) or something sadder. They are willing to be emotionally abused by their disgusting husbands. No woman of self respect stays married to men like these.
A friend of mine went to Yale the same time as them, same major. Says they deserve each other. They’d both chop your legs off at the knees to get ahead of you in line.
Sure makes you wonder how a woman of color could be married to this racist, demented, idiotic turd. Couch Humper I got the news that he wasn't welcomed by the Greenlanders and the same vibe will apply no matter where he visits. What's even scarier is this wacky piece of shit could end up in the Oval Office sometime during these next four years.
And John Roberts. Right after she had her baby and her mom took a leave of absence to care for him. Even though JD said women who put career ahead of children are asking for "a life of misery." Hence, I call her "the miserable Usha."
She doesn’t act like a hostage. Pretty incredible that an immigrant can sit still for the abusive treatment and horrendous lying campaign being generated by her ignorant spouse.
There’s a photo of the two of them sitting on the edge of a hospital bed. She’s holding a newborn. He’s got his arms around her that’s suggests hostages more than I love you both. A grip. Looks like he’s gripping.
They love this shit. I follow one of the Arizona House members on Facebook, Greg Stanton - the amount of shit he gets from MAGATS and their delight in the things he's criticizing just prove how much they love it.
I have a cousin who is still telling my aunt that it's gonna be great with Trump...my aunt tells her to go home when she jumps on the MAGA train.
So if I hire an angel to whack my enemies, and my enemies hire angels to whack me, do the angels have a cage match to resolve who gets whacked? How does that work? If a grand is the going rate, that's reasonable, but I would like terms and conditions.
I believe they’re going to freak the fuck out next week, with elections and the Hands Off rallies, Take Down Tesla, etc. Hand me the popcorn. Can’t wait for your comments. Get some rest. It’s going to be wild…so to speak.
I theorize the Greenland trip was to distract from the Signal chat revelation of mind-numbing carelessness and stupidity. And laziness: not checking who was invited, cutting and pasting into the chat,etc. Why wasn't Trump on? Are they trying to move Ol' Couchfuck out front to transition?
Why oh why did the Danes and Greenlanders allow those miscreants into their country? If the U.S. has a military base there, Greenland should close it. There is no reasoning with the MAGATS!
I watched a video clip of several soldiers dutifully standing behind JDV as he huffed on about Greenland being essential to America's freedom and security. The look on their young faces all said, "Fuck my life." A good thing Greenlanders aren't violent people (yet) because he just made the lives of troops stationed there much colder.
Grift…must be the word of the White House…no matter what you do…get money for it! A crystal cross???…..I think I know where I’d like to put it…oops. Child labor-c’mon-one more thing for kids to do besides BEING EDUCATED!!!!!!! MAKES ME SO ANGRY! Freedom seeds…what the hell is that? Clearly “freedom” is NOT in Couchfuck’s vocabulary. Well…have a nice weekend everyone—-I’m anticipating leon to touch down in Green Bay anytime—I will look for his plane and salute—with my middle finger!
Good gawd! Even in all that Very Manly™️ military gear, Vance still looks like the doughy, soft-handed poser he is. How is it possible he gets more repellant over time, especially when he tries to be 'one of the boys'?
Did I miss it or did you omit the “Fuck all the way off” message from Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney? 47 has really screwed us with our allies but making Canada mad enough to do this is a royal screw up. ELBOWS UP CANADA! Never let the bastard get you down.
Gawd, please make it stop... The insanity of TRump and his Clown Car Cabinet is getting annoying. Thanks for the Week in Stupid. It's my weekend funny these days. 🇺🇲
If you recall, the Lord sent two angels to the Hebrews to lead them out of Egypt: an Angel of Smoke during the day and an Angel of Fire during the night. We don't need Paula White and her paltry single angel. We got it covered.
Plus, the Lord sent the Angel of Death to free us from the Egyptians and release us from slavery.
Can you see some of those MAGA Floridians saying: “now Junior, working on the roofs replacing shingles is Gods work- just don’t fall off, we ain’t got no other income!”
It really is a fantasy rock these MAGATS live under. If only we could record the look on their faces when they finally discover the ugly truth. We could run that tape for a thousand years and never tire of it.
Wow, Sharon, I think you nailed it. Beavis (Elmo) and Butthead (AnusMouthPantLoad) are now in the White House! Don’t know why I didn’t recognize that sooner.
Man, you guys have sooo ruined my love of the innocent, little muppet Elmo! Why? Why? Whyyyy did y'all give that nickname to a totally self-absorbed f*ckwit like Musk?
My favorite “granted wishes” joke: A genie offers a guy three wishes but the catch is the guy’s worst enemy gets double what he gets. So he wishes for a pile of gold. Genie says, granted but your worst enemy’s pile is twice as large. Guy then wishes for a harem of thirty gorgeous women. Sure, says the genie, but your enemy’s harem has 60 hotties. The guy thinks hard and says, Aha, make one of my testicles disappear!
I know, three-fifths of this one is more 'this week in evil' than stupid, but some weeks you just have to go with the material that's available
I’m amazed at your ability to cull the enormous mountain of shit that comes out of this administration into a column that can be read in fifteen minutes.
Here is something the opposite of funny, so don't read it if it will hurt your mood.
https://open.substack.com/pub/deanblundell/p/america-is-dead-the-abduction-of?r=f0qfn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
I'm losing patience with this "democracy is dead" stuff. Nearly all of it's coming from white people, usually white men. Did they really think everything was peachy-keen before Trump was elected the first time? Did they all do just fine with Reaganomics? If people of color were this defeatist, we'd still be living with Jim Crow, and if women thought the founders got it right the first time, I wouldn't be able to vote.
Good point. Black people, specifically, have put out a few videos saying as much. "Bless your little hearts, white people. We're sorry all that fascism didn't work out for you, but don't expect us to step in and save your Cracker asses. Just take a seat next to us on the Humanity Bus and we'll all get wherever we're going, together."
Fascism hypercharged with racism, I'd say, or maybe vice versa. Toward the end of Isabel Wilkerson's (great!) book CASTE, she quotes civil rights scholar Taylor Branch as saying that white people in the U.S. have to choose between whiteness and democracy. My response so far: "The jury's still out on that one."
The fact that masked goons are snatching people off the street should be MUCH BIGGER NEWS.
Next, they will come for the rest of us....
No, they don't have the resources to "come for the rest of us." What they will do with these random examples is cause everyone else to think before expressing an opinion publicly and silence opposition.
Ok, so here's my chance to say "FUCK YOU" to Donald Trump, the stupidest, laziest, and most corrupt person to ever hold the office.
Yes. It's much easier and cheaper that way. Already my daughter has suggested that I start keeping my opinions to myself. I hate that she's so afraid.
I say bring it!!😡😡
Sickening. I note also that many of these are graduate students. Is this the beginning of the educated being rounded up and disappeared? Who’s next? Anyone with an advanced degree? We know that King Sphincter Face the Orange says he, “loves the uneducated.” The flip side of that is that he and his cabal of clowns, “hate the educated.”
Exactly
There is a virtual cornucopia of material for you these days, Jeff, and it won’t be ending anytime soon. Insanity and stoopid are now the driving forces of the Republicon Party…oh yeah, and GREED. Lots and lots of greed.
The Secretary of Whiskeyleaks takes the cake this week. Then there's Baghdad Barbie spinning the dirty laundry to the press every 5 minutes. All the while they go after Miss Piggy, Daniel Tiger and Cookie Monster. Oh, and I love how Canada told Shitpants to fuck all the way off. Just 24 hours in Amerikkka. Coffee and gummies for breakfast. 😋
Right now, it’s bong hits and Ketel One dirty martinis for breakfast. Two please.
Get some nutrition in ya, Karen. Poor that Ketel on your Raisin Bran.
but Vodka is made from potatoes, right? so, technically .. a vegetable?
Well, these days it's mostly made from wheat. So: grain.
Is Potato.
Zero carbs !
Sprinkle some gummies on it and it covers 3 food group!
Per Ronald Reagan, add ketchup and there's your serving of vegetables
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Someone called him Pete Kegsbreath. Right on brand.
It applies for sure. He's completely out of control. Dangerous, evil and fucking beyond the pale stupid. For his next act…
I'm partial to Pete Pigsweat.
Baghdad Barbie uses lots of bleach, in her laundry and otherwise.
You think the carpet matches the drapes? Perverted minds wanna know. . .
Make America Happy Again!
Peace, Love and Gummies!☮️❤️🇺🇸
Make America Vote Again
Or for the first time. I wonder, what was the biggest turnout for an election as a percentage of US population. 60%? 70?
Just dug in, since 1908 the United States has never surpassed the 65% mark for legal voters actually voting. We are running closer to 50% these days. I wouldn’t mind so much if it was the MAGATS that weren’t voting.
Don’t forget cruelty and spite!
You aren't kidding Jeff. I had to come up with something that would breed hope more than it would breed fear and loathing. So much of what we are writing and reporting on doesn't give a ray of hope much. Yesterday, while fighting a pretty hard bout of depression, I decided to do something else instead.
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/the-death-of-far-right-politics-and
The piece feeds into some of the hopelessness, but the parts that are coming tomorrow and monday after it, will maybe give some of our people more hope.
Excellent piece Wendy!!!!
I’m verklept. I see the “movie playing” also. I’d like to add a short story.
My uncle was a pilot in WWII. He was shot down in Germany and parachuted onto a farm near Schweinfurt. The farmer and his wife, frightened out of their wits, were ready to kill him on the spot. When a lone German soldier came looking for the downed plane, he found the farmer and his wife holding my uncle down as he was injured. The young soldier convinced the farmer to hand the prisoner over him. He took my uncle to the POW camp where he stayed for 2 years. The German soldier saved my uncle’s life, and my grandparents tried to find him to thank him. They never did get that chance. But they were always grateful. My uncle finished his military career as a Major in the USAF. He retired after 2 tours in Vietnam.
So German Soldier saves American Pilot’s life. There is hope.
Karen;
Like the German captain Wim Hosenfeld who saved Szpilman in “The Pianist”. Szpilman tried to save him to no avail. Hosenfeld died in the early 1950’s in a Soviet POW camp.
Thank you for sharing this. All is not lost yet. We need to remain hopeful and keep working at salvaging what we can. Despair is not an option.
We should chat sometime. I love variable experience input from others.
I would like that as well.
Well it gets better I promise, when you get to part 2 and 3. Hopefully people will feel some sense of future hope.
You write so well-looking forward to it!
Wow - great analysis. I need to bookmark it.
This stood out for me: When exactly was America "great"? The 1950s, when Black Americans lived under Jim Crow? The 1920s, before women could vote? The mythical "great" America is as fictional as the "pure" Germany of Nazi propaganda—both constructed from selective memories, whitewashed history, and outright lies that taste sweet to those hungry for simplistic solutions.
I've said this time and again - it was great for a few people and shit for many others. Those few didn't have to see or hear or know anything that made them uncomfortable.
I also remember the 1950’s as the era of McCarthyism and HUAC— looking for Communists under every bed.
Yep. As someone who was around for that (only because my mother watched it obsessively) even then it was appalling.
Same diff-evil and stupid!
I know you’re going to wish everyone here a great weekend Tess, thought I’d beat you to it Bon Weekend everyone!!
Sorry—-mine was written at 10:22! hahahahahahahaha.
Paula White is a Special Government Employee and Senior Advisor of the White House Faith Office. Well, of course she is.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/02/president-trump-announces-appointments-to-the-white-house-faith-office/
My very Christian sister, who left her Trumpy church and is ready to leave her Trumpy town, says she can't even stand to hear the word "Christian" anymore.
I think God must have a special place in Hell lined up for people like Paula.
It’s DEI time folks that’s when the buzzer goes off and she drops thru the trap door good bye tongue speakers all.
“The stupid, it burns” doesn’t even come close for This Week in Chaos. Lunatics running the asylum, perhaps.
This bunch gives lunatics a bad name
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor, and every day, the paper boy brings more.
Pink Floyd “Brain Damage”
Thank Kay-El, that's exactly where I'm at this week too. m
Nah. Stupid can be evil. Ignorance and the spread of it is evil for sure. If only the world would rebel against stupid by turning off all the bullshit media.
Evil is as Evil does, Jeffster. And Forest Gump would easily eclipse the Simple Signal Cadre on even his worst days.
Has anyone asked Waterford if they were making cheap shit give-away crap glass, that’s where the lead was not headed as in J.D McGee proliferating his idea of a country that really needs more shootin’. Make America Go Away!
Always seemed to me that being evil was stupid.
Also: “freedom seeds”?
Seriously though, their whole working culture seems to be “stupidly evil and gleefully cruel.” Two things can be true. I mean, that guy is in office because the majority of voters wanted to own the libs. Soooo…
Hey Jeff! This story will be worth covering in the upcoming week. "FDIC Rescinds Guidance Around Banks and Crypto" : https://www.axios.com/2025/03/28/fdic-crypto-banking-guidance
Works for me!!!!♥️
Zelle me $10 and I promise you the same results you'll get from Paula White.
EVERYONE WHO BUYS A PAID SUBSCRIPTION FROM ME TODAY WILL GET EIGHT SUPERNATURAL BLESSINGS. that's one better than Paula. beat that!
Hahaha! Paula, that bitch works her grifting like an old whore in a Saloon on her last day. Man, does she have a colorful criminal past. Religions are a predators paradise. Didn't it take 6000 years to write the book of personal projections. People have worshipped Gods since the beginning of time. They're there to justify their own fuck-ups when they can't seem to take responsibility for their own. Say a Hail Mary, you're forgiven, so one can do it again with a clear conscience. Jesus, people are gullible.
Poor Paula. Unquenchable greed is a curse. Being married to a rock star who gets huge fucking royalties for all his songs ain’t enough moolah? Maybe she’s on an allowance 🤣
I hate to say it, loving Neil Schon as I do, but I suggest not buying any Journey records or going to see them play. They need to get rid of the keyboard player or he should toss the wife. She's a horror.
I was one of the country's major music photographers in the 80s and I'm in the process of preparing a big show here in Cleveland. I ALMST removed a photo of Journey that doesn't have Jonathan Cain in it but I decided I can't punish Neil Schon and Steve Perry for what that asshole and his wife do. BTW Schon has sued Cain for using Journey material in a political context.
The Cain of long ago was different too. He was married twice before he latched onto this lying nutcase.
Do you know Pat Johnson? Journey lucked out with their replacement singer...
She a horror or a whore?
They are not mutually exclusive
I’m guessing both.
Horror...
Who the hell is she married to? I hope it’s not the guy playing piano in the background.
Keyboards, rhythm guitar, backing vocals and main songwriter Jonathan Cain. Lotta royalties $$$
Huh.
Don't Stop Believing...
That song alone earned him huge bucks
Gullible, hypocritical and most of all STOOPID
Too hard how about I give the dough to creepy Paula and get my cheap glass thingy and the angel protector like I was Promised from Gods speaking gibberish thru paid government job… I’m exhausted.
When I was a kid, I prayed to god for a bike. Then I was told that god doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and then went to confession. All good!
Lol!! 😅
I can only afford 2 supernatural thingies.
https://youtu.be/_uVUSBi3u0E
I just subscribed so I await the blessings. Can one be the demise of a certain Floridian golfer?
I'll give her a thousand bucks to smite that mother fucker, on the golf course no less, for another thousand.
Donnie the Orange
I also was wondering this,Brenda. I thought about my angel dealing with my enemy. And, I mean DEALING!
Brenda, that’s going to be a five-figure donation, I’m afraid. Even 8 super-special supernatural blessings don’t get you in the door.
Haha. That's like the 'Seven Minute Abs" pitch the psycho serial killer gave to Ben Stiller in There's Something About Mary
FUCK THAT. SEND ME A TWIX BAR AND I WILL CRANK IT UP TO ELEVEN BLESSINGS.
<Christopher Guest voice enabled>
Shoot! Probably only for new subscribers, right?
All well and good, but how about explaining what's to be gained from microwaving ones generative glands.
Hopefully, taking himself out of the gene pool.
His version of birth control. The fishes don't swim upstream if they're fried in a microwave of sunlight.
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Shit, I bought a subscription a few days ago.
Ok but I only have $1000 left to my name is that enough to get me one of those Chinese knockoff crosses and the angel and a paddleball that would definitely bless my fucking hellacious day.
Yeah, but is the glass cross included?
Really tough to crucify Jesus on a glass cross. They keep breaking when you pound in the nails.
What?
Too soon?
Yeah, somebody didn't think that one through....😂
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WTF Jeff, do I need to cancel my subscription then re-subscribe just so I can get all eight of those supernatural blessings???
I can ask my son’s stuffed toy octopus for blessings and get the same results for free. No deal!
I'll send Paula $10 if she can explain what Passover is and why Jews celebrate it - without consulting her phone and/or Wikipedia.
Brings to memory the 1976 movie, “Marathon Man,” where the old woman and Holocaust survivor recognizes the old Nazi, Sir Lawrence Olivier, and starts screaming 😱 “Zell! Zell!” 😱
‘Is it safe?’
Yes! It’s safe! It’s very safe!
“check it out: you get your own personal angel to wash your car and mow the lawn. and God will smite the shit out of that asshole next door who plays his music too loud. blessings don’t get more supernatural than that, am I right? cool fucking deal, innit?”
Some people pray to God, but George Carlin prayed to Joe Pesci. Pesci struck Carlin as a guy who knew how to deal with that asshole next door.
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You’re a damn cheap date Steve!!
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Just when you think they can't get an dumber.... here comes JD and Usha, Dumb and Dumber Vance. It's going to take generations to erase the stupidity they have brought in the first 100 days.
Every time I see or hear about Usha, I can't help but think, Are you some sort of hostage?
Remember when we used to think that Melania was a hostage (2016)? Turns out she's like him. No reason Usha needs to stay with Vance either. She has a career and could support her and her children. These women stay because they choose to. Maybe for lifestyle (in Melania's case) or something sadder. They are willing to be emotionally abused by their disgusting husbands. No woman of self respect stays married to men like these.
A friend of mine went to Yale the same time as them, same major. Says they deserve each other. They’d both chop your legs off at the knees to get ahead of you in line.
Shitbags of a feather social climb together
Sure makes you wonder how a woman of color could be married to this racist, demented, idiotic turd. Couch Humper I got the news that he wasn't welcomed by the Greenlanders and the same vibe will apply no matter where he visits. What's even scarier is this wacky piece of shit could end up in the Oval Office sometime during these next four years.
The miserable Usha (JD's word not mine) is ruthless striver who saw JD as a useful tool to power. She's Lady Macbeth.
Even if she sends him to the couch it's less a punishment than a favor.
She clerked for Kavanaugh so sounds like she has a type.
And John Roberts. Right after she had her baby and her mom took a leave of absence to care for him. Even though JD said women who put career ahead of children are asking for "a life of misery." Hence, I call her "the miserable Usha."
I think their law prof at Yale, the tiger mom Amy Chua, steers women to clerk for Kavanagh
Ugh. Not the tiger mom.
An excellent perception Doc, WTF is she doing with this connard??
She doesn’t act like a hostage. Pretty incredible that an immigrant can sit still for the abusive treatment and horrendous lying campaign being generated by her ignorant spouse.
A ginormous case of Stockholm Syndrome. Or she’s a POS like him.
No, not Stockholm syndrome. She's ruthlessly ambitious and would probably sacrifice her kids to get power. Oh, not probably — she DID!
She’s a POS like him then
Not an immigrant. Daughter of immigrants. She dishonors her heritage, though.
Thank you for keeping me correct, Marla.
I agree, HI2thDoc!
There’s a photo of the two of them sitting on the edge of a hospital bed. She’s holding a newborn. He’s got his arms around her that’s suggests hostages more than I love you both. A grip. Looks like he’s gripping.
*blink*!?
How did an intelligent woman like Usha ever hook-up with that Hillbilly Eledouchebag?
Many agree that she must be an awful person in her own right. Makes sense
Pseudo hillbilly, DJ!
Hillbilli Vanilli
Dumb and Dumber Vance, NICE!
Did MAGA actually vote for ANY of this?
Nope, but they’re getting what they’ve voted for in spades Sunny!
I look forward to THEIR PROTESTS, then - amirite 😒 (bc switching to suddenly side w/Russia / N. Korea is a big move even for donny)…
They love this shit. I follow one of the Arizona House members on Facebook, Greg Stanton - the amount of shit he gets from MAGATS and their delight in the things he's criticizing just prove how much they love it.
I have a cousin who is still telling my aunt that it's gonna be great with Trump...my aunt tells her to go home when she jumps on the MAGA train.
So if I hire an angel to whack my enemies, and my enemies hire angels to whack me, do the angels have a cage match to resolve who gets whacked? How does that work? If a grand is the going rate, that's reasonable, but I would like terms and conditions.
Charlatans - all of them!
Release the hounds!!!!
Fits perfectly with the question, 'can god create a rock so large he can't lift it.'
Or, how many Trump voters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Soon it'll be none because they won't be able to afford electricity anyway.
Well played Ann!!
I want to watch the match!
“This week was a long year”… agree 😞
I believe they’re going to freak the fuck out next week, with elections and the Hands Off rallies, Take Down Tesla, etc. Hand me the popcorn. Can’t wait for your comments. Get some rest. It’s going to be wild…so to speak.
www.handsoff2025.org. Find your local tribe.
I theorize the Greenland trip was to distract from the Signal chat revelation of mind-numbing carelessness and stupidity. And laziness: not checking who was invited, cutting and pasting into the chat,etc. Why wasn't Trump on? Are they trying to move Ol' Couchfuck out front to transition?
Why oh why did the Danes and Greenlanders allow those miscreants into their country? If the U.S. has a military base there, Greenland should close it. There is no reasoning with the MAGATS!
I watched a video clip of several soldiers dutifully standing behind JDV as he huffed on about Greenland being essential to America's freedom and security. The look on their young faces all said, "Fuck my life." A good thing Greenlanders aren't violent people (yet) because he just made the lives of troops stationed there much colder.
25th is definitely drawing closer Susan!!
Grift…must be the word of the White House…no matter what you do…get money for it! A crystal cross???…..I think I know where I’d like to put it…oops. Child labor-c’mon-one more thing for kids to do besides BEING EDUCATED!!!!!!! MAKES ME SO ANGRY! Freedom seeds…what the hell is that? Clearly “freedom” is NOT in Couchfuck’s vocabulary. Well…have a nice weekend everyone—-I’m anticipating leon to touch down in Green Bay anytime—I will look for his plane and salute—with my middle finger!
Tess— please use both middle fingers: one for you and the other for us!
Will do!!!!
Got a Stinger handy?😈😂
😏🤫🤭🥴
Good gawd! Even in all that Very Manly™️ military gear, Vance still looks like the doughy, soft-handed poser he is. How is it possible he gets more repellant over time, especially when he tries to be 'one of the boys'?
Legend: Dukakis’s Helmet.
He’s lucky like that.
Did I miss it or did you omit the “Fuck all the way off” message from Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney? 47 has really screwed us with our allies but making Canada mad enough to do this is a royal screw up. ELBOWS UP CANADA! Never let the bastard get you down.
Gawd, please make it stop... The insanity of TRump and his Clown Car Cabinet is getting annoying. Thanks for the Week in Stupid. It's my weekend funny these days. 🇺🇲
Golly, as a Jew, I don't see much merch for my people for the grand. Okay, an angel might help; but for which team does the angel play?
Angels are supposed to be on God’s side, so let’s hope they do some serious smiting of this unholy administration.
Piss-Drunk Pete would make an excellent Golem dontcha' think?
Nah, Golem had integrity.
today the angels play the Chicago White Sox
😂😂
If you recall, the Lord sent two angels to the Hebrews to lead them out of Egypt: an Angel of Smoke during the day and an Angel of Fire during the night. We don't need Paula White and her paltry single angel. We got it covered.
Plus, the Lord sent the Angel of Death to free us from the Egyptians and release us from slavery.
It's all good.
I can see DeSantis looking at the photo of Harold Walker, and asking if he forgot his shoes before he went to work that morning.
God, but these people are vile, horror's of human beings.
What age would Florida allow child labor?
Nine? Thirteen? Sixteen?
Can you see some of those MAGA Floridians saying: “now Junior, working on the roofs replacing shingles is Gods work- just don’t fall off, we ain’t got no other income!”
It really is a fantasy rock these MAGATS live under. If only we could record the look on their faces when they finally discover the ugly truth. We could run that tape for a thousand years and never tire of it.
Like Beavis and Butthead as aging idiots.
Wow, Sharon, I think you nailed it. Beavis (Elmo) and Butthead (AnusMouthPantLoad) are now in the White House! Don’t know why I didn’t recognize that sooner.
Man, you guys have sooo ruined my love of the innocent, little muppet Elmo! Why? Why? Whyyyy did y'all give that nickname to a totally self-absorbed f*ckwit like Musk?
You’re right, Outdoorluvr, we had no right and I apologize. There are so many other more derogatory names we could use.
Apology accepted, and guilty as charged 😇🤣
Like when they lose Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security, Obamacare, school lunches, etc.
True dat Walt!!
Seven humongous blessings for $1k comes out to only $142.86 per, assuming the crystal cross is free. What a deal.
it's too bad you can't buy them a la carte, though. I only need three blessings, and don't want to pay for the four I can't use
Pay her only $428.57 and she will probably only confer three on you. I doubt that she gives freebies.
Oh she would do that too,
on her knee pads
Maybe you could wrap them up in foil and store them in the freezer until you need one.
She’ll gladly take some of your hard earned cash Doc, think of all the cool things you can do with those hot angels!!
My favorite “granted wishes” joke: A genie offers a guy three wishes but the catch is the guy’s worst enemy gets double what he gets. So he wishes for a pile of gold. Genie says, granted but your worst enemy’s pile is twice as large. Guy then wishes for a harem of thirty gorgeous women. Sure, says the genie, but your enemy’s harem has 60 hotties. The guy thinks hard and says, Aha, make one of my testicles disappear!
Every single day is a new clown show.
‘Deadly Project 2025’ clown show - to be exact:/
Damn right. Vought deserves a seat at the table in the ninth level of hell.
Yep. And it's new to me that clowns try to gyp you