Just a reminder that stupid gets stupider in FL every single day. If I may add to your already succinctly titled This Week in Stupid, the parents of students attending the Tallahassee School of Classical Art are shocked! Shocked I say! Parents had no idea Michelangelo’s David statue is considered “Classical Art”! With his junk hanging out all over the place!! It’s pornography they claimed! Evidently, they have no idea what classical art or pornography is.
You thought u covered all the stupid? Well sir, here in AZ, in our Senate a bill was introduced to ban books that contain, wait for it.... he.... she... him..her. I’m throwing fucking ketchup on the walls and having a 20 megaton dump over this... 😡
I laughed till I cried! I couldn’t take reading all the stupid stuff on Twitter anymore and got out of Dodge. Thank you for bringing to me a way to still enjoy your “tweets” only better!
"And I think this is in the text -- and those were all grabbed completely illegitimately, in my opinion, in this court case".---Excellent example of alternative reality based on "my opinion." It's called discovery, Tucker, and if the court allowed it, it's completely legitimate. This is called the legal system.
If by now people don't get that he is THE most despised thing that NY ever produced they may now. This MAGA crap doesn't play well here. We don't have flags (just one ass who had to buy an extra truck for his but has now removed them all) we don't dress up in leftover 4th of July decorations & while we're lambasted by people who have never been here the crime rates in red areas are WAY higher than in our city. Why? Strict gun laws, too many people, NYPD doesn't FA & for all the insults & false labeling keep this one thing in mind. When a Christian raised child turns out to be gay & are tossed away like trash WE take them in & give them safe haven. When you're raised in diversity it's pretty hard to adjust to everyone in red hats, flannel shirts, F-150's & armed to the max. But the good news is they're still the minority & tks to Gym, 5Head Ratt, MAGArie & Bobo leading the dumbest crop of mofos to ever sit in Congress the GOP is done. Just saw the list of those who are being forced to testify & to see Stephen Miller up there brought me absolute joy! He's an evil capo.
Just so good, Jeff, thank- you. Great information, and I expect to see many returnees to this weekly update, notably, Tucker and DeSantis. If those two can’t make a weekly appearance on what will likely be a weekly viral report on stupidity, then nobody will. You may have to have a weekly special “Tucker and DeSantis” Stupid-section. Unless you run out of space.
so much stupid shit happened this week that it was hard to narrow it down to just one item per day
Just a reminder that stupid gets stupider in FL every single day. If I may add to your already succinctly titled This Week in Stupid, the parents of students attending the Tallahassee School of Classical Art are shocked! Shocked I say! Parents had no idea Michelangelo’s David statue is considered “Classical Art”! With his junk hanging out all over the place!! It’s pornography they claimed! Evidently, they have no idea what classical art or pornography is.
This is the only way I want to read the news now, Jeff. 🤣
You thought u covered all the stupid? Well sir, here in AZ, in our Senate a bill was introduced to ban books that contain, wait for it.... he.... she... him..her. I’m throwing fucking ketchup on the walls and having a 20 megaton dump over this... 😡
I laughed till I cried! I couldn’t take reading all the stupid stuff on Twitter anymore and got out of Dodge. Thank you for bringing to me a way to still enjoy your “tweets” only better!
The Proud Boys video could be one of my favs of all time! You wrapped up the week like the champ you are, Jeff.
Was Cesi Truman charged with impersonating a Kardashian-themed sex doll, because THAT charge is gonna stick.
"And I think this is in the text -- and those were all grabbed completely illegitimately, in my opinion, in this court case".---Excellent example of alternative reality based on "my opinion." It's called discovery, Tucker, and if the court allowed it, it's completely legitimate. This is called the legal system.
If by now people don't get that he is THE most despised thing that NY ever produced they may now. This MAGA crap doesn't play well here. We don't have flags (just one ass who had to buy an extra truck for his but has now removed them all) we don't dress up in leftover 4th of July decorations & while we're lambasted by people who have never been here the crime rates in red areas are WAY higher than in our city. Why? Strict gun laws, too many people, NYPD doesn't FA & for all the insults & false labeling keep this one thing in mind. When a Christian raised child turns out to be gay & are tossed away like trash WE take them in & give them safe haven. When you're raised in diversity it's pretty hard to adjust to everyone in red hats, flannel shirts, F-150's & armed to the max. But the good news is they're still the minority & tks to Gym, 5Head Ratt, MAGArie & Bobo leading the dumbest crop of mofos to ever sit in Congress the GOP is done. Just saw the list of those who are being forced to testify & to see Stephen Miller up there brought me absolute joy! He's an evil capo.
Every time I think it's hopeless, this shows up in my mailbox and undoes all that.
This makes my day. I abandoned Twitterland for multiple reasons, but I surely miss the humor :D
Your writing always cheers me up and energizes me. Thanks!
Just so good, Jeff, thank- you. Great information, and I expect to see many returnees to this weekly update, notably, Tucker and DeSantis. If those two can’t make a weekly appearance on what will likely be a weekly viral report on stupidity, then nobody will. You may have to have a weekly special “Tucker and DeSantis” Stupid-section. Unless you run out of space.