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INDICTMENT: ARE WE IN A DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE?

***“Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny, and he never laughs; he only jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults, he thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a sniveling sidekick instead. He punches downwards, which a gentleman would never do, and every blow he aims at is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless, and he kicks them when they are down.” Edited from article by British Journalist Nate White from 2020. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4co2CZ1RL3U https://groups.google.com/g/usaafricadialogue/c/YcvcyUSt4Jk/m/KR8tSL2gAQAJ

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"Meal Team Six?" 😂😂😂😂 I'm set for the weekend now! And Kim was dressed for her strip club greeter job, not for an official fundraising event. (slut) Does Kyle Rittenhouse need a support dog? Why was there a dog with him on stage? 🤔 Isnt Eric Swalwell amazing? As are you Jeff! We have lots to look forward to next week, so rest up! ✌️💙

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A rich load of Republican idiocy, bullshit and public corruption playing out right before everyone's eyes. Jeannine and Kimberly, difficult to look at people who no longer look like real human beings. Jeannine should disclaim every show with "I took this stinking job so I could have enough plastic surgery I look like an old raggedy lifted up hag." And Kimberly, that's such a weird look for women. Does your little cokehead boyfriend who's never going to marry you get turned on by that? And the ever-idiot Jordan. Well, I guess we're going to have to find something, anything, since all your impeach Biden witnesses are either outed or now in prison or fessing up and telling all, thank you Parnas. Boy is he ever dumping ugly fact after ugly fact. And yet, Trump is still polling in dangerous territory and James Carville isn't making that more comfortable. This was a fun, fun Saturday piece. I'm going to laugh and cry intermittently for the next couple of hours. And THANK YOU FOR THE TRUMP CRAWL WITH HELP DOWN THAT RAMP. But, oh, the shoes, the shoes. By the way, comfortable shoes are one of the best things on the planet and they're everywhere right now and it's not just us old folks loading up on them.

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“My savior lied for me so that I may lie for my savior.” Disciples of trump.

“GOD........REMOVE THIS ABOMINATION FROM EARTH BEFORE HE DESTROYS IT! You created him and it is way past time for you to take him back.” America

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Had to laugh at all this because you just can't make this shit up. Said this elsewhere, I'm fully convinced that in order to be a full on right wing nutjob "conservative", you have to first submit to a frontal lobotomy.

And Guilfoyle's really trying hard to rock that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark look. But here's a hint honey. There's only one Elvira and she's waaaay better looking at 72 than you will ever hope to be.

OH and on Bidens' shoes, I read an article this morning that said Nike's sales are slipping because other shoe manufacturers are bringing back retro "dad-style" clunky, comfortable shoes. In fact Adidas is making a profit off them despite their overall sales going down.

Guess ole Joe ain't the only one wearing comfortable shoes.

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Damn! What a roundup! Keep us laughing Jeff—— doesn’t get any better!!

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Joe’s shoes are no match for Ron’s boots.

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Corky McSniffles inflatable gf…wtf has she pasted on her chest? If those are in fact implants she has a great lawsuit against the plastic surgeon who attached those mams to her neck. This screams Cheap Hooker Hooters and the real working ladies are no doubt pissed at how she disgraces the profession. Only thing missing is the rhinestone crucifix getting buried in all that rubber blubber.

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So much to like in this column. Or dislike. I dunno, but that shot of Kimberley's hoo-has was priceless. Likewise RIttenhouse, who used to be a blubbery fat-faced boy and is now a blubbery fat-faced grown-ass man who has no marketable skills and whose speaking gigs are approaching the sell-by date. Ask Sarah Palin. Two words for ya, Kylester: Community college. Here's two more as a bonus: Trade school.

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Annnnnd whatever became of George Clooney’s ballyhooed documentary on Shouty’s Locker Room Scandal? Purchased by HBO as we understood, highly HIGHLY anticipated- then it vanished into thin air- was this a ‘catch and kill’ situation? Anyone??

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Was Jeanine Pirro trying to pat herself on the back for her brilliant observations or trying to fix her hair on camera?

Props to Eric Swalwell for making Gym Jordan squirm in his chair

Guilfoyle pic. 🤮

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Thanks for another great, shareable post! And the Kyle Rittenhouse thing? He's scheduled to speak at Kent State in April, and I saw an invitation to reserve free tickets, so I shared it to a couple of groups so folks could get tickets and not show up. Hey, anything to help, right?

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I came for This Week in Stupid but stayed for your treatment of Kimberly Guillefoil, the Whore of Babble-on. Do you think Don Jr., requires her to dress that way? Or, does she just walk into her vast closet of hooker clothes and throw on anything in Spandex and nylon fish net? She’s horrifying. Really. She looks like some dope fiends idea of what sexy is. Maybe Spork Foot ought to take her aside and ask her to tone down the clothes and makeup a bit.

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Hey Fox! You might want to get some comfortable shoes for the Shitgibbon. Wild Bill Hickock kneecaps himself. (I wish he'd have aimed a little higher) Was Jeannie's rant fueled by wine and vodka, or has she gone full Wild Turkey?🦃🦃 Kyle is a big pussy without his AR-15. I hope his next audience brings buckets of rocks. Mike Lindell is still a lunatic and Steve Bannon still smells like a shit farm.💩💩 Well, that about covers it. Have a good weekend, everybody.

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Just this morning as I prepared to read the gentle musings of my favorite commentators, I suddenly remembered the Friday news dump shit-storms that we all had to be subjected to during the t-r-u-m-p years, and was thankful that I survived those years of perpetual PTSD.

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One item caught my attention this week and it was the terrorist attack on the concert hall in Moscow. I feel as bad for the innocent people that died as I do for those who died on 9/11. There is too much terror in the world.

What interested me was that US Intel warned Americans in Russia to avoid large venues like concert halls. US Intel warned Russia that there would possibly be an attack on a large venue. So what did Russia do? They complained loudly that Americans were just trying to destabilize the great nation of Russia. Now that it happened, they are asking the world to condemn the terrorist attack.

It seems like the whole world is either batshit retarded or batshit crazy but real people are trying to get through this in one piece.

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