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Susan Niemann's avatar

"Meal Team Six?" 😂😂😂😂 I'm set for the weekend now! And Kim was dressed for her strip club greeter job, not for an official fundraising event. (slut) Does Kyle Rittenhouse need a support dog? Why was there a dog with him on stage? 🤔 Isnt Eric Swalwell amazing? As are you Jeff! We have lots to look forward to next week, so rest up! ✌️💙

SeekingReason's avatar

I love Eric Swalwell. He should also be on the shortlist for future Pres. When he ran in 2019, I wasn’t too familiar with him, but now I am very familiar. We have great choices on our side!

Kristy Kanen's avatar

I agree, he's terrific, & ruggedly handsome too. 😊

Laura Who's avatar

Me too! He has become a rising superstar. He’s not afraid of speaking truth. God love him

Jodi Richard's avatar

I feel really bad for that poor dog.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Me, too. Is Kyle so fragile he needs to be accompanied by a dog?

Kristy Kanen's avatar

A better word would be COWARD.

Charlie Austin's avatar

Yellow stain, Sir Robin (Holy Grail)

Randy Woodall's avatar

They wouldn't let him bring his security rifle.

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

That was exactly my thought. He couldn’t bring his emotional support rifle, so a dog had to do.

Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂 Thank God! He's such a murderous tool.

Bonnie's avatar

What seriously is up with Kyles dog? Why does he have it? Is it actually a sevice dog? Just curious

Susan Niemann's avatar

Hey Bonnie. I found it! The little twerp has a therapy dog. 🤦‍♀️ https://www.newsweek.com/kyle-rittenhouse-book-ptsd-therapy-dog-1847834

Randy Woodall's avatar

I would think his therapy dog needs it's OWN therapy dog. It could maybe be a puppy or even a kitten.

Stephanie Sipe's avatar

That's fucking disgusting.

Bonnie's avatar

Snot nosed pudgy little murderer has too many white tears. Too, too many. Makes me sick.

Bonnie's avatar

Thank you! I almost can't believe it!

Mike Hammer's avatar

Kyle feels naked without his AR-15.

Charlie Austin's avatar

Damn! We thought GoGo dancer at the same time. She could use that clip in her Bunny Ranch interview. The family needs the revenue.😂😂😂

Susan Niemann's avatar

Sick minds eventually find each other. 😂😂

Deb's avatar

Too bad MAGA Mike couldn't borrow Cokey McSniffle's Double-Breasted Boob Doll to show up at his GQP Congressional Retreat...some of them might have stopped by!😁

Eileen's avatar

Kimberly Guilfolye's descent into perpetual Halloween horror vixen reminds me of Michael Jackson's endless rounds of plastic surgery. There's a desperation to reclaim some mantel of perceived beauty that Tammy Faye Bakker would share, "I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ..." Keep deluding yourself. It sure beats REALLY looking at the person in the mirror.

Ben Smith's avatar

I bet that there wasn't a man in that room who could tell you what colour Kimberly Guilfoyle's eyes are!

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Gargoyle must have gotten her " kidneys"

from the same Dr. as Meloonia

Susan Niemann's avatar

You got that right. FFS!!!! 🤦‍♀️

Colleen L.'s avatar

I think you mean Malaria or Melanoma 🤣

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

A rich load of Republican idiocy, bullshit and public corruption playing out right before everyone's eyes. Jeannine and Kimberly, difficult to look at people who no longer look like real human beings. Jeannine should disclaim every show with "I took this stinking job so I could have enough plastic surgery I look like an old raggedy lifted up hag." And Kimberly, that's such a weird look for women. Does your little cokehead boyfriend who's never going to marry you get turned on by that? And the ever-idiot Jordan. Well, I guess we're going to have to find something, anything, since all your impeach Biden witnesses are either outed or now in prison or fessing up and telling all, thank you Parnas. Boy is he ever dumping ugly fact after ugly fact. And yet, Trump is still polling in dangerous territory and James Carville isn't making that more comfortable. This was a fun, fun Saturday piece. I'm going to laugh and cry intermittently for the next couple of hours. And THANK YOU FOR THE TRUMP CRAWL WITH HELP DOWN THAT RAMP. But, oh, the shoes, the shoes. By the way, comfortable shoes are one of the best things on the planet and they're everywhere right now and it's not just us old folks loading up on them.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

President Biden has a little trouble walking, because HE BROKE HIS FOOT

I broke my right foot 20 years ago, it STILL bothers me.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Exactly. And a lot of these MAGA idiots have massive health issues young and all sorts of disabilities but let Joe do one little limp, all hell breaks forth from them. I believe we should split-screen every time the MAGA point and yell at Biden, we put up how Trump has done the same damned thing particularly with sound because if that's not dementia, it sure comes close.

David A Pitock's avatar

Thanks that is a informative article. I've seen that blank look too many times working in a assisted living memory care unit and it is heart breaking 💔 and should be disconcerting to voters. Bottom line tRump is not able to run our country in his condition and no amount of MAGA threats will change that.

Susan Niemann's avatar

RE: The shoes.... you betcha! I'm even putting Super Feet insoles in my shoes. Comfy shoes are vital to our happiness. ❤️

Kay-El's avatar

I walk my sweet dog 3 miles a day. If I didn’t have comfy shoes I’d be in a world of hurt. What an asinine thing to jeer about.

Susan Niemann's avatar

You're a GREAT Doggie Mom....and damn right. Comfy shoes are everything! Damn Repubs have nothing else to moan about. And when they moan about this kind of stuff, they just embarrass themselves further.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

It's just colossally stupid, isn't it? I think of all those years of my youth and youth-ish when I wore those damn crazy high heels and tortured myself to death, plus you get tired sooner in the end of the day. I felt like I'd been liberated when I left "going to work" and now work online in anonymity. They don't care how old I am, how I dress or anything else. It is liberating.

Kay-El's avatar

100% When I was pregnant with my first, I originally wore work suitable maternity skirts and dresses. Eventually I went to pants and flats. After the baby, I never went back to heels nor dresses.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I honestly cannot remember the last time I wore a dress either.

Kay-El's avatar

Lol, right? When I was WFH, my work outfit was jeans and an old t-shirt. Now that I’m retired nothing’s changed.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I'm going to join the club. Don't even own a dress and don't want to.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I've been a nurse for 44 years and no glamour job. So I wasn't able to wear high heels to work, but now I'm glad of it. I wear sneakers and have no foot problems.

RV maxima's avatar

I wish I could walk better. From an athlete with a 42 resting heart rate to decades later and 4 back surgeries and a rebuilt foot. I actually have people ask if I am "ok" and whether I need "help". This happens nearly every time I go out. A complete stranger offered help and wanted to know if I had a stroke! Honestly, I am not that old but it does grind on you to be in some category of disabled and walk with a cane. Shit happens.

Kay-El's avatar

When I had a hip replacement, I was walking around my block with a walker (and a friend to make sure I didn’t face plant on the sidewalk) and some nosy neighbor asked me if I’d had a stroke. Seriously? Who asks someone that? I barely knew this person.

steve robertshaw's avatar

The world is mainly populated with dumb people, they're EVERYWHERE! (though I have a feeling you probably thought it was kind of funny with your sense of humor)

RV maxima's avatar

Sorry for crybabying. Some days are more frustrating than others.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

Just a gut feel that it's Gargoyle that is putting the wedding on hold. She has nothing to gain by marrying into the Trump family if the Orange Blob loses the election, goes to prison and the money dries up which it's going to. Plus having to deal with a coke addicted idiot and his air quotes. I expect to see her long gone with the explanation of great love between us and we'll remain friends and we are asking for privacy at this time. She has only kept herself in the news by being engaged to him. Kim is a Halloween disaster, but she's not stupid.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

You have a much higher opinion of her than I ever will.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

She's obviously what used to be called a gold digger. I don't know what the term is now.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I still use gold digger. I'm sure it's called something else now.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I seem to be regressing, Hoyt. Because my mother was bossy, I was a bossy little kid and of course didn't know it. Looks like I'm going back to that. hahahaha

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DonP's avatar

Had to laugh at all this because you just can't make this shit up. Said this elsewhere, I'm fully convinced that in order to be a full on right wing nutjob "conservative", you have to first submit to a frontal lobotomy.

And Guilfoyle's really trying hard to rock that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark look. But here's a hint honey. There's only one Elvira and she's waaaay better looking at 72 than you will ever hope to be.

OH and on Bidens' shoes, I read an article this morning that said Nike's sales are slipping because other shoe manufacturers are bringing back retro "dad-style" clunky, comfortable shoes. In fact Adidas is making a profit off them despite their overall sales going down.

Guess ole Joe ain't the only one wearing comfortable shoes.

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

I'm down for comfortable but not clunky.

Styles changed so much after the pandemic.

DonP's avatar

I'm just going off of what the article said. The author may consider certain shoe styles to be "clunky" in comparison to others.

Like saying Chuck Taylors are clunky versus Air Jordans for instance.

But yeah. It's beyond silly to say that shoes were specially designed to keep someone from tripping, but then we are talking about Faux Spews.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

They are everywhere you look, the old clunky stuff. I did see the other day young people wouldn't wear Skechers for anything. I love Skechers so that's okay with me. Hokas seem to be a new hot shoe and they're nothing if they're not huge.

Tess's avatar

Damn! What a roundup! Keep us laughing Jeff—— doesn’t get any better!!

Rick Calegari's avatar

Bannon's aroma that could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon was great for a morning laugh. Good one Jeff. Haven't heard that in years. When that one man leper colony finally gets locked up, prison staff will probably mandate daily showers or hose him down.

Mary Hall's avatar

Someone funnier than me said Steve Bannon looks like he tried to cure skin cancer with whisky.

Rick Calegari's avatar

Tried and failed but kept trying.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Whiskey! 🤣🤣 that’s perfect.

Laura Who's avatar

Omg that’s priceless

counterlife's avatar

My father used that expression although I think he said "gut wagon" - which was a reference to older butchering practices - the wagon used to carry off the scraps, offal etc. to the rendering plant. When I was a kid we were fond of describing someone or something as so disgusting it could "gag a maggot".

Laura Who's avatar

Ooohh I like that one…”could gag a maggot!!! Because now it would be “could gag a MAGAt “

Randy Woodall's avatar

I have a feeling it would have to be REALLY bad to gag a MAGAt.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I remember that phrase. Haven't heard it in decades.

Pamela Gross's avatar

Clorox and a scrub brush for Bannon!

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Jodi Richard's avatar

My partner said just now, “she looks like really bad porn star”

Patris's avatar

She will never drown

Colleen L.'s avatar

No shit - those flotation devices could’ve saved everyone on the Titanic!! 🤣🚢

Randy Woodall's avatar

lol, that's an idea for Hollywood.

"Titanic II: Unsinkable"

Patris's avatar

“Titanic: Mar-a-Largo”

Charlie Austin's avatar

I'm thinking bad GoGo dancer.😆😆

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Laura Who's avatar

Well your partner is dead on correct!! She’s frightening

Abigail Norling's avatar

I wonder how much she paid for those things!? She's the perfect poster girl for

Florida tacky nouvo-riche. Also; all but one of orange's kids are the children of immigrants...

Laura Who's avatar

The sad thing is she used to be pretty, before she started the surgeries

Jodi Richard's avatar

Not sure the amount but I’d sure as hell want my money back.

Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Born in San Francisco and married briefly to Gavin Newsom. She then went to the dark side.

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Jodi Richard's avatar

I was so excited to read Jeff this morning over breakfast and then that photo…🤮

Kristy Kanen's avatar

How insecure as a woman would to have to be, to make yourself a freaky

cartoon ?

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I'm sure she thinks that she looks hot. Not!

Ben Smith's avatar

In the UK we have a word to describe women like that, a SLAPPER!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Ktie Britt, the REPUBLIFASCIST TWIT

Mike Hammer's avatar

Joe’s shoes are no match for Ron’s boots.

Randy Woodall's avatar

Anyway I prefer Bob's Boots.

Tama2U's avatar

Corky McSniffles inflatable gf…wtf has she pasted on her chest? If those are in fact implants she has a great lawsuit against the plastic surgeon who attached those mams to her neck. This screams Cheap Hooker Hooters and the real working ladies are no doubt pissed at how she disgraces the profession. Only thing missing is the rhinestone crucifix getting buried in all that rubber blubber.

Charlie Austin's avatar

What a mental picture!🤮🤮😂😂

Jodi Richard's avatar

Oh yes, this!!! I’m literally crying here after reading this. THANK YOU!

Randy Woodall's avatar

Jeff's readers always have the best comments.

Ann Anderson's avatar

So much to like in this column. Or dislike. I dunno, but that shot of Kimberley's hoo-has was priceless. Likewise RIttenhouse, who used to be a blubbery fat-faced boy and is now a blubbery fat-faced grown-ass man who has no marketable skills and whose speaking gigs are approaching the sell-by date. Ask Sarah Palin. Two words for ya, Kylester: Community college. Here's two more as a bonus: Trade school.

SeekingReason's avatar

I always thought hoo ha was referring the other private female part.

Jodi Richard's avatar

Hoo Ha, singular other region; Hoo Has plural whatever the fuck is going on under her chin.

SeekingReason's avatar

That’s why we’re liberal people! Willing to learn new things every day! 😄

Randy Woodall's avatar

I also learned this today. Now I'm off the hook until tomorrow!

Kristy Kanen's avatar

That's also called , a VESTIBULE 😉

SeekingReason's avatar

We may have opened this up to a lot of interesting terminology! 😂

Laura Who's avatar

Me too. My daughters grew up calling it a Hoo Ha. Now we’re all confused. 😂😂

Baker O’Brien's avatar

Annnnnd whatever became of George Clooney’s ballyhooed documentary on Shouty’s Locker Room Scandal? Purchased by HBO as we understood, highly HIGHLY anticipated- then it vanished into thin air- was this a ‘catch and kill’ situation? Anyone??

Susan Niemann's avatar

That’s a great question-I had forgotten about that. 🤔

Baker O’Brien's avatar

They were hoping we would.

Celeste Hardway's avatar

It was the team physician, Dr Richard Strauss, who abused and raped the Ohio State wrestlers, not another coach. But Gym Jordan knew about it and did nothing, and continues to lie about having any knowledge of it.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

He could afford a huge PUBLIC SCREENING. C' mon George!

Baker O’Brien's avatar

He sold it to HBO, he has no screening rights. Just looking for a Hollywood insider’s take.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Then I can't help you. But I did sit next to Clooney at a wrap party for a Travolta movie in the 80's, before he got super famous. As charming & down to earth as you would expect. Ive retired as an actress.

Mary Hall's avatar

Clooney's new movie "The Boys in the Boat" is outstanding.

PTW's avatar

Just reading your phrase "I did sit next to George Clooney" made me hyperventilate! Lordy. Lucky girl.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Because my boyfriend ( at the time) was in the movie.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Thank you, you're very kind 💖

Laura Who's avatar

I hate that so many women can state that they are rape survivors. I also hate that we are made to feel shame about it by old, white republican men. ITS TIME TO CUANGE THIS!!! Big hugs ❤️

Laura Who's avatar

I hadn’t heard that. Very, very interesting

Kay-El's avatar

Was Jeanine Pirro trying to pat herself on the back for her brilliant observations or trying to fix her hair on camera?

Props to Eric Swalwell for making Gym Jordan squirm in his chair

Guilfoyle pic. 🤮

Kay-El's avatar

Playing the rubes for tips. Sad.

Sharon Horton's avatar

Thanks for another great, shareable post! And the Kyle Rittenhouse thing? He's scheduled to speak at Kent State in April, and I saw an invitation to reserve free tickets, so I shared it to a couple of groups so folks could get tickets and not show up. Hey, anything to help, right?

Celeste Hardway's avatar

Maybe buy up all the tickets, then show up and heckle the shit outta him!

Lorraine Parish's avatar

Great idea! Can you post a link to it so we all can get in on the fun? 😃

Nancy Neese's avatar

Good to know, thank you! I can definitely help with that plan!

Little Nell's avatar

I came for This Week in Stupid but stayed for your treatment of Kimberly Guillefoil, the Whore of Babble-on. Do you think Don Jr., requires her to dress that way? Or, does she just walk into her vast closet of hooker clothes and throw on anything in Spandex and nylon fish net? She’s horrifying. Really. She looks like some dope fiends idea of what sexy is. Maybe Spork Foot ought to take her aside and ask her to tone down the clothes and makeup a bit.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

🤣 Didn't they bash Michelle Obama for wearing sleeveless dresses? And she looked great, nice toned arms.

Maggot Traitor Peen ? Not so much 😕

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Yep, she ought to cover up those fat arms they're nothing great to look at.

Mary Hall's avatar

Hard to believe that thing was ever married to handsome, sane Gov. Gavin Newsome. She looked entirely different back then -- like a normal person and not someone in a late-night horror movie.

Karla's avatar

This made me laugh. The Whore of Babble-on 🤣. Oh, and she is some dope fiend’s idea of what sexy is; she’s engaged to individual no. 1 jr.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Ask Boobert, she spackles that shit on.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Got that right Kristy. She reminds me of a street walker.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

She and Lauren Sanchez share the same stylist.

Charlie Austin's avatar

Hey Fox! You might want to get some comfortable shoes for the Shitgibbon. Wild Bill Hickock kneecaps himself. (I wish he'd have aimed a little higher) Was Jeannie's rant fueled by wine and vodka, or has she gone full Wild Turkey?🦃🦃 Kyle is a big pussy without his AR-15. I hope his next audience brings buckets of rocks. Mike Lindell is still a lunatic and Steve Bannon still smells like a shit farm.💩💩 Well, that about covers it. Have a good weekend, everybody.

Theresa Palmer's avatar

Just this morning as I prepared to read the gentle musings of my favorite commentators, I suddenly remembered the Friday news dump shit-storms that we all had to be subjected to during the t-r-u-m-p years, and was thankful that I survived those years of perpetual PTSD.

Darrell Smith's avatar

One item caught my attention this week and it was the terrorist attack on the concert hall in Moscow. I feel as bad for the innocent people that died as I do for those who died on 9/11. There is too much terror in the world.

What interested me was that US Intel warned Americans in Russia to avoid large venues like concert halls. US Intel warned Russia that there would possibly be an attack on a large venue. So what did Russia do? They complained loudly that Americans were just trying to destabilize the great nation of Russia. Now that it happened, they are asking the world to condemn the terrorist attack.

It seems like the whole world is either batshit retarded or batshit crazy but real people are trying to get through this in one piece.

Darrell Smith's avatar

Maybe US Intel should warn Putin that they know where he shits in the morning.

Darrell Smith's avatar

In tonight's news, Putin blames Ukraine. Toll is 133 and climbing.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I still get US State Department emails because I visited Russia several years ago. I received that warning from them about Moscow a few days ago. I follow the news pretty well, but why is ISIS targeting Russia? I heard they have also done attacks in Iran. Guess we're not the only ones they hate. Gives Putin something else to worry about.

Sharon Senkiew's avatar

Holy shit- I’ve seen hobos that look better than Bannon.

DR JAGC's avatar

What is UP with him?! Looks like he woke up from a bender on a sunny beach and wandered into a radio show.

Eileen's avatar

LMAO!!! Dr. Jagc nailed it.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

He's just nasty and gross. When he he going to jail???

DR JAGC's avatar

Didn’t he get pardoned along with that freak with Nixon on his back and Manafort and the General who should be stripped of his title and pension?

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I thought he's on pending appeal on the wall fraud thing. Maybe not. It's hard to keep up with Trump's Mafia.

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I just saw this - Fraud charges against Steve Bannon were dismissed by a federal judge Tuesday in light of former President Donald Trump’s last-minute pardon of his former advisor before leaving office—but he still faces a new state investigation into his role in the “We Build The Wall” fundraising scheme.

DR JAGC's avatar

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Sharon Senkiew's avatar

More like woke up in an alleyway.

Little Nell's avatar

Wait! Wait! Are you suggesting that Steve Bannon of the greasy hair, pimply complexion, bright red face and gin blossom nose has a personal hygiene problem? C’mon guys! Is there no depth to which you won’t stink?

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Stevie 5 shirts , must squirt B. O. like a skunk.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Honestly, reading all the commentary here gives me hope for humanity-you guys are hilarious 😂 👏👏👏

Deborah Hunter's avatar

I loved the multiple shirt thing when he was in court. LOL.

bruce somers's avatar

Are Dark Brandon's sneakers spray painted gold in a strip mall in Wisconsin? If not,I'm not concerned.. meanwhile Trump's handlers are crushing up his Adderall for his all-cap,rage-tweet sessions,changing his diaper,and telling him no,they can't wear white hoods and swastikas at his rallies,it even offends all the Russians there.