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INDICTMENT: ARE WE IN A DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE?

***“Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny, and he never laughs; he only jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults, he thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a sniveling sidekick instead. He punches downwards, which a gentleman would never do, and every blow he aims at is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless, and he kicks them when they are down.” Edited from article by British Journalist Nate White from 2020. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4co2CZ1RL3U https://groups.google.com/g/usaafricadialogue/c/YcvcyUSt4Jk/m/KR8tSL2gAQAJ

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This fantastic piece written by Nate White is a MUST-READ! In its entirety. A master wordsmith like Jeff but without the f words and still hitting it spot on! His writings should be n school textbooks describing the worst orange horror to hit planet earth!

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"Wordsmith" award winner.

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Agreed. Read it when it came out and it is spot on

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Thank you for posting that link. Very impressive!

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That’s why the British & every thinking American hates him

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WOW. Nate White nails it! Thanks for sharing.

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I remember this from a few years ago. A real treasure trove of wit about LDFF, the Shitgibbon.

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This is absolutely fantastic!!! Thanks for sharing this

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The British have him dead to rights.

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"Meal Team Six?" 😂😂😂😂 I'm set for the weekend now! And Kim was dressed for her strip club greeter job, not for an official fundraising event. (slut) Does Kyle Rittenhouse need a support dog? Why was there a dog with him on stage? 🤔 Isnt Eric Swalwell amazing? As are you Jeff! We have lots to look forward to next week, so rest up! ✌️💙

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I love Eric Swalwell. He should also be on the shortlist for future Pres. When he ran in 2019, I wasn’t too familiar with him, but now I am very familiar. We have great choices on our side!

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I agree, he's terrific, & ruggedly handsome too. 😊

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Me too! He has become a rising superstar. He’s not afraid of speaking truth. God love him

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I feel really bad for that poor dog.

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Me, too. Is Kyle so fragile he needs to be accompanied by a dog?

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Kyle's a pussy.

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A better word would be COWARD.

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Yellow stain, Sir Robin (Holy Grail)

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And then some.

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They wouldn't let him bring his security rifle.

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That was exactly my thought. He couldn’t bring his emotional support rifle, so a dog had to do.

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😂😂😂 Thank God! He's such a murderous tool.

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What seriously is up with Kyles dog? Why does he have it? Is it actually a sevice dog? Just curious

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Hey Bonnie. I found it! The little twerp has a therapy dog. 🤦‍♀️ https://www.newsweek.com/kyle-rittenhouse-book-ptsd-therapy-dog-1847834

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I would think his therapy dog needs it's OWN therapy dog. It could maybe be a puppy or even a kitten.

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That's fucking disgusting.

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Snot nosed pudgy little murderer has too many white tears. Too, too many. Makes me sick.

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Thank you! I almost can't believe it!

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Kyle feels naked without his AR-15.

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Damn! We thought GoGo dancer at the same time. She could use that clip in her Bunny Ranch interview. The family needs the revenue.😂😂😂

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Sick minds eventually find each other. 😂😂

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Too bad MAGA Mike couldn't borrow Cokey McSniffle's Double-Breasted Boob Doll to show up at his GQP Congressional Retreat...some of them might have stopped by!😁

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😂😂😂

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Kimberly Guilfolye's descent into perpetual Halloween horror vixen reminds me of Michael Jackson's endless rounds of plastic surgery. There's a desperation to reclaim some mantel of perceived beauty that Tammy Faye Bakker would share, "I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ..." Keep deluding yourself. It sure beats REALLY looking at the person in the mirror.

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I bet that there wasn't a man in that room who could tell you what colour Kimberly Guilfoyle's eyes are!

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Gargoyle must have gotten her " kidneys"

from the same Dr. as Meloonia

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You got that right. FFS!!!! 🤦‍♀️

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I think you mean Malaria or Melanoma 🤣

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A rich load of Republican idiocy, bullshit and public corruption playing out right before everyone's eyes. Jeannine and Kimberly, difficult to look at people who no longer look like real human beings. Jeannine should disclaim every show with "I took this stinking job so I could have enough plastic surgery I look like an old raggedy lifted up hag." And Kimberly, that's such a weird look for women. Does your little cokehead boyfriend who's never going to marry you get turned on by that? And the ever-idiot Jordan. Well, I guess we're going to have to find something, anything, since all your impeach Biden witnesses are either outed or now in prison or fessing up and telling all, thank you Parnas. Boy is he ever dumping ugly fact after ugly fact. And yet, Trump is still polling in dangerous territory and James Carville isn't making that more comfortable. This was a fun, fun Saturday piece. I'm going to laugh and cry intermittently for the next couple of hours. And THANK YOU FOR THE TRUMP CRAWL WITH HELP DOWN THAT RAMP. But, oh, the shoes, the shoes. By the way, comfortable shoes are one of the best things on the planet and they're everywhere right now and it's not just us old folks loading up on them.

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President Biden has a little trouble walking, because HE BROKE HIS FOOT

I broke my right foot 20 years ago, it STILL bothers me.

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Exactly. And a lot of these MAGA idiots have massive health issues young and all sorts of disabilities but let Joe do one little limp, all hell breaks forth from them. I believe we should split-screen every time the MAGA point and yell at Biden, we put up how Trump has done the same damned thing particularly with sound because if that's not dementia, it sure comes close.

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Thanks that is a informative article. I've seen that blank look too many times working in a assisted living memory care unit and it is heart breaking 💔 and should be disconcerting to voters. Bottom line tRump is not able to run our country in his condition and no amount of MAGA threats will change that.

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RE: The shoes.... you betcha! I'm even putting Super Feet insoles in my shoes. Comfy shoes are vital to our happiness. ❤️

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I walk my sweet dog 3 miles a day. If I didn’t have comfy shoes I’d be in a world of hurt. What an asinine thing to jeer about.

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You're a GREAT Doggie Mom....and damn right. Comfy shoes are everything! Damn Repubs have nothing else to moan about. And when they moan about this kind of stuff, they just embarrass themselves further.

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It's just colossally stupid, isn't it? I think of all those years of my youth and youth-ish when I wore those damn crazy high heels and tortured myself to death, plus you get tired sooner in the end of the day. I felt like I'd been liberated when I left "going to work" and now work online in anonymity. They don't care how old I am, how I dress or anything else. It is liberating.

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100% When I was pregnant with my first, I originally wore work suitable maternity skirts and dresses. Eventually I went to pants and flats. After the baby, I never went back to heels nor dresses.

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I honestly cannot remember the last time I wore a dress either.

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Lol, right? When I was WFH, my work outfit was jeans and an old t-shirt. Now that I’m retired nothing’s changed.

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I'm going to join the club. Don't even own a dress and don't want to.

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I've been a nurse for 44 years and no glamour job. So I wasn't able to wear high heels to work, but now I'm glad of it. I wear sneakers and have no foot problems.

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I wish I could walk better. From an athlete with a 42 resting heart rate to decades later and 4 back surgeries and a rebuilt foot. I actually have people ask if I am "ok" and whether I need "help". This happens nearly every time I go out. A complete stranger offered help and wanted to know if I had a stroke! Honestly, I am not that old but it does grind on you to be in some category of disabled and walk with a cane. Shit happens.

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When I had a hip replacement, I was walking around my block with a walker (and a friend to make sure I didn’t face plant on the sidewalk) and some nosy neighbor asked me if I’d had a stroke. Seriously? Who asks someone that? I barely knew this person.

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The world is mainly populated with dumb people, they're EVERYWHERE! (though I have a feeling you probably thought it was kind of funny with your sense of humor)

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Sorry for crybabying. Some days are more frustrating than others.

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Preach it , sister. Hallelujah

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I seem to be regressing, Hoyt. Because my mother was bossy, I was a bossy little kid and of course didn't know it. Looks like I'm going back to that. hahahaha

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i am afraid that i too was scolded as bossy on occasion.................cheers.

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Then I'm in good company.

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Just a gut feel that it's Gargoyle that is putting the wedding on hold. She has nothing to gain by marrying into the Trump family if the Orange Blob loses the election, goes to prison and the money dries up which it's going to. Plus having to deal with a coke addicted idiot and his air quotes. I expect to see her long gone with the explanation of great love between us and we'll remain friends and we are asking for privacy at this time. She has only kept herself in the news by being engaged to him. Kim is a Halloween disaster, but she's not stupid.

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You have a much higher opinion of her than I ever will.

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She's obviously what used to be called a gold digger. I don't know what the term is now.

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I still use gold digger. I'm sure it's called something else now.

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“My savior lied for me so that I may lie for my savior.” Disciples of trump.

“GOD........REMOVE THIS ABOMINATION FROM EARTH BEFORE HE DESTROYS IT! You created him and it is way past time for you to take him back.” America

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Amen!!

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RAMEN 🍜

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😂😂

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God’s giving us the finger 🖕saying fuck no, I ain’t taking him back and I’d be willing to bet that he’s too evil for Satan as well 🤣👿

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lolololol 😂

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AMEN!!!

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Had to laugh at all this because you just can't make this shit up. Said this elsewhere, I'm fully convinced that in order to be a full on right wing nutjob "conservative", you have to first submit to a frontal lobotomy.

And Guilfoyle's really trying hard to rock that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark look. But here's a hint honey. There's only one Elvira and she's waaaay better looking at 72 than you will ever hope to be.

OH and on Bidens' shoes, I read an article this morning that said Nike's sales are slipping because other shoe manufacturers are bringing back retro "dad-style" clunky, comfortable shoes. In fact Adidas is making a profit off them despite their overall sales going down.

Guess ole Joe ain't the only one wearing comfortable shoes.

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I'm down for comfortable but not clunky.

Styles changed so much after the pandemic.

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I'm just going off of what the article said. The author may consider certain shoe styles to be "clunky" in comparison to others.

Like saying Chuck Taylors are clunky versus Air Jordans for instance.

But yeah. It's beyond silly to say that shoes were specially designed to keep someone from tripping, but then we are talking about Faux Spews.

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They are everywhere you look, the old clunky stuff. I did see the other day young people wouldn't wear Skechers for anything. I love Skechers so that's okay with me. Hokas seem to be a new hot shoe and they're nothing if they're not huge.

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Damn! What a roundup! Keep us laughing Jeff—— doesn’t get any better!!

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Dammmmmmmn, Jeff, that photo of kim is the scariest image I have seen in a long time, prior warning would have been nice.

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My partner said just now, “she looks like really bad porn star”

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She will never drown

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No shit - those flotation devices could’ve saved everyone on the Titanic!! 🤣🚢

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lol, that's an idea for Hollywood.

"Titanic II: Unsinkable"

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“Titanic: Mar-a-Largo”

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I'm thinking bad GoGo dancer.😆😆

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😂😂😂

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Well your partner is dead on correct!! She’s frightening

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I wonder how much she paid for those things!? She's the perfect poster girl for

Florida tacky nouvo-riche. Also; all but one of orange's kids are the children of immigrants...

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It appears the surgeon just made a few cuts and stuffed in a few basketballs. Perfectly normal, eh?

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They just look SO very uncomfortable!

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I agree

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The sad thing is she used to be pretty, before she started the surgeries

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Not sure the amount but I’d sure as hell want my money back.

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😂😂😂

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Isn't she a California girl?

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Born in San Francisco and married briefly to Gavin Newsom. She then went to the dark side.

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Whatever she paid, it was too much. They're not "supposed" to sag as much as hers do (unless they're natural and those are not natural). Perhaps next surgery include a breast lift?

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I was so excited to read Jeff this morning over breakfast and then that photo…🤮

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How insecure as a woman would to have to be, to make yourself a freaky

cartoon ?

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I'm sure she thinks that she looks hot. Not!

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In the UK we have a word to describe women like that, a SLAPPER!

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Ktie Britt, the REPUBLIFASCIST TWIT

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😂😂😂😂

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Bannon's aroma that could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon was great for a morning laugh. Good one Jeff. Haven't heard that in years. When that one man leper colony finally gets locked up, prison staff will probably mandate daily showers or hose him down.

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Someone funnier than me said Steve Bannon looks like he tried to cure skin cancer with whisky.

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Tried and failed but kept trying.

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Whiskey! 🤣🤣 that’s perfect.

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Omg that’s priceless

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My father used that expression although I think he said "gut wagon" - which was a reference to older butchering practices - the wagon used to carry off the scraps, offal etc. to the rendering plant. When I was a kid we were fond of describing someone or something as so disgusting it could "gag a maggot".

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Ooohh I like that one…”could gag a maggot!!! Because now it would be “could gag a MAGAt “

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I have a feeling it would have to be REALLY bad to gag a MAGAt.

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I remember that phrase. Haven't heard it in decades.

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Clorox and a scrub brush for Bannon!

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Joe’s shoes are no match for Ron’s boots.

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Anyway I prefer Bob's Boots.

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Corky McSniffles inflatable gf…wtf has she pasted on her chest? If those are in fact implants she has a great lawsuit against the plastic surgeon who attached those mams to her neck. This screams Cheap Hooker Hooters and the real working ladies are no doubt pissed at how she disgraces the profession. Only thing missing is the rhinestone crucifix getting buried in all that rubber blubber.

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What a mental picture!🤮🤮😂😂

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Oh yes, this!!! I’m literally crying here after reading this. THANK YOU!

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Jeff's readers always have the best comments.

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So much to like in this column. Or dislike. I dunno, but that shot of Kimberley's hoo-has was priceless. Likewise RIttenhouse, who used to be a blubbery fat-faced boy and is now a blubbery fat-faced grown-ass man who has no marketable skills and whose speaking gigs are approaching the sell-by date. Ask Sarah Palin. Two words for ya, Kylester: Community college. Here's two more as a bonus: Trade school.

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I always thought hoo ha was referring the other private female part.

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Hoo Ha, singular other region; Hoo Has plural whatever the fuck is going on under her chin.

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That’s why we’re liberal people! Willing to learn new things every day! 😄

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I also learned this today. Now I'm off the hook until tomorrow!

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That's also called , a VESTIBULE 😉

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We may have opened this up to a lot of interesting terminology! 😂

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😂😂😂

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Me too. My daughters grew up calling it a Hoo Ha. Now we’re all confused. 😂😂

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Lol, same

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Annnnnd whatever became of George Clooney’s ballyhooed documentary on Shouty’s Locker Room Scandal? Purchased by HBO as we understood, highly HIGHLY anticipated- then it vanished into thin air- was this a ‘catch and kill’ situation? Anyone??

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That’s a great question-I had forgotten about that. 🤔

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They were hoping we would.

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It was the team physician, Dr Richard Strauss, who abused and raped the Ohio State wrestlers, not another coach. But Gym Jordan knew about it and did nothing, and continues to lie about having any knowledge of it.

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It seems that way.

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He could afford a huge PUBLIC SCREENING. C' mon George!

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He sold it to HBO, he has no screening rights. Just looking for a Hollywood insider’s take.

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Then I can't help you. But I did sit next to Clooney at a wrap party for a Travolta movie in the 80's, before he got super famous. As charming & down to earth as you would expect. Ive retired as an actress.

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Clooney's new movie "The Boys in the Boat" is outstanding.

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Just reading your phrase "I did sit next to George Clooney" made me hyperventilate! Lordy. Lucky girl.

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Because my boyfriend ( at the time) was in the movie.

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Thank you, you're very kind 💖

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I hate that so many women can state that they are rape survivors. I also hate that we are made to feel shame about it by old, white republican men. ITS TIME TO CUANGE THIS!!! Big hugs ❤️

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I hadn’t heard that. Very, very interesting

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Was Jeanine Pirro trying to pat herself on the back for her brilliant observations or trying to fix her hair on camera?

Props to Eric Swalwell for making Gym Jordan squirm in his chair

Guilfoyle pic. 🤮

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Judge "Box Wine" Pirro. LOL

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🤮🤮🤮

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Playing the rubes for tips. Sad.

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Thanks for another great, shareable post! And the Kyle Rittenhouse thing? He's scheduled to speak at Kent State in April, and I saw an invitation to reserve free tickets, so I shared it to a couple of groups so folks could get tickets and not show up. Hey, anything to help, right?

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Maybe buy up all the tickets, then show up and heckle the shit outta him!

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Great idea! Can you post a link to it so we all can get in on the fun? 😃

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Good to know, thank you! I can definitely help with that plan!

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Well done!

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I came for This Week in Stupid but stayed for your treatment of Kimberly Guillefoil, the Whore of Babble-on. Do you think Don Jr., requires her to dress that way? Or, does she just walk into her vast closet of hooker clothes and throw on anything in Spandex and nylon fish net? She’s horrifying. Really. She looks like some dope fiends idea of what sexy is. Maybe Spork Foot ought to take her aside and ask her to tone down the clothes and makeup a bit.

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🤣 Didn't they bash Michelle Obama for wearing sleeveless dresses? And she looked great, nice toned arms.

Maggot Traitor Peen ? Not so much 😕

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Yep, she ought to cover up those fat arms they're nothing great to look at.

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Hard to believe that thing was ever married to handsome, sane Gov. Gavin Newsome. She looked entirely different back then -- like a normal person and not someone in a late-night horror movie.

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This made me laugh. The Whore of Babble-on 🤣. Oh, and she is some dope fiend’s idea of what sexy is; she’s engaged to individual no. 1 jr.

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Ask Boobert, she spackles that shit on.

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Got that right Kristy. She reminds me of a street walker.

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She and Lauren Sanchez share the same stylist.

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😂😂😂😂

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Hey Fox! You might want to get some comfortable shoes for the Shitgibbon. Wild Bill Hickock kneecaps himself. (I wish he'd have aimed a little higher) Was Jeannie's rant fueled by wine and vodka, or has she gone full Wild Turkey?🦃🦃 Kyle is a big pussy without his AR-15. I hope his next audience brings buckets of rocks. Mike Lindell is still a lunatic and Steve Bannon still smells like a shit farm.💩💩 Well, that about covers it. Have a good weekend, everybody.

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Just this morning as I prepared to read the gentle musings of my favorite commentators, I suddenly remembered the Friday news dump shit-storms that we all had to be subjected to during the t-r-u-m-p years, and was thankful that I survived those years of perpetual PTSD.

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One item caught my attention this week and it was the terrorist attack on the concert hall in Moscow. I feel as bad for the innocent people that died as I do for those who died on 9/11. There is too much terror in the world.

What interested me was that US Intel warned Americans in Russia to avoid large venues like concert halls. US Intel warned Russia that there would possibly be an attack on a large venue. So what did Russia do? They complained loudly that Americans were just trying to destabilize the great nation of Russia. Now that it happened, they are asking the world to condemn the terrorist attack.

It seems like the whole world is either batshit retarded or batshit crazy but real people are trying to get through this in one piece.

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Maybe US Intel should warn Putin that they know where he shits in the morning.

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In tonight's news, Putin blames Ukraine. Toll is 133 and climbing.

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I still get US State Department emails because I visited Russia several years ago. I received that warning from them about Moscow a few days ago. I follow the news pretty well, but why is ISIS targeting Russia? I heard they have also done attacks in Iran. Guess we're not the only ones they hate. Gives Putin something else to worry about.

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