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"Meal Team Six?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm set for the weekend now! And Kim was dressed for her strip club greeter job, not for an official fundraising event. (slut) Does Kyle Rittenhouse need a support dog? Why was there a dog with him on stage? ๐Ÿค” Isnt Eric Swalwell amazing? As are you Jeff! We have lots to look forward to next week, so rest up! โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

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I love Eric Swalwell. He should also be on the shortlist for future Pres. When he ran in 2019, I wasnโ€™t too familiar with him, but now I am very familiar. We have great choices on our side!

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I agree, he's terrific, & ruggedly handsome too. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Me too! He has become a rising superstar. Heโ€™s not afraid of speaking truth. God love him

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I feel really bad for that poor dog.

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Me, too. Is Kyle so fragile he needs to be accompanied by a dog?

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Kyle's a pussy.

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A better word would be COWARD.

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Yellow stain, Sir Robin (Holy Grail)

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And then some.

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They wouldn't let him bring his security rifle.

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That was exactly my thought. He couldnโ€™t bring his emotional support rifle, so a dog had to do.

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank God! He's such a murderous tool.

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What seriously is up with Kyles dog? Why does he have it? Is it actually a sevice dog? Just curious

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Hey Bonnie. I found it! The little twerp has a therapy dog. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ https://www.newsweek.com/kyle-rittenhouse-book-ptsd-therapy-dog-1847834

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I would think his therapy dog needs it's OWN therapy dog. It could maybe be a puppy or even a kitten.

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That's fucking disgusting.

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Snot nosed pudgy little murderer has too many white tears. Too, too many. Makes me sick.

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Thank you! I almost can't believe it!

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Kyle feels naked without his AR-15.

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Damn! We thought GoGo dancer at the same time. She could use that clip in her Bunny Ranch interview. The family needs the revenue.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Sick minds eventually find each other. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Too bad MAGA Mike couldn't borrow Cokey McSniffle's Double-Breasted Boob Doll to show up at his GQP Congressional Retreat...some of them might have stopped by!๐Ÿ˜

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Kimberly Guilfolye's descent into perpetual Halloween horror vixen reminds me of Michael Jackson's endless rounds of plastic surgery. There's a desperation to reclaim some mantel of perceived beauty that Tammy Faye Bakker would share, "I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. ..." Keep deluding yourself. It sure beats REALLY looking at the person in the mirror.

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I bet that there wasn't a man in that room who could tell you what colour Kimberly Guilfoyle's eyes are!

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Gargoyle must have gotten her " kidneys"

from the same Dr. as Meloonia

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You got that right. FFS!!!! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

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I think you mean Malaria or Melanoma ๐Ÿคฃ

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Oops ๐Ÿ˜‰

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A rich load of Republican idiocy, bullshit and public corruption playing out right before everyone's eyes. Jeannine and Kimberly, difficult to look at people who no longer look like real human beings. Jeannine should disclaim every show with "I took this stinking job so I could have enough plastic surgery I look like an old raggedy lifted up hag." And Kimberly, that's such a weird look for women. Does your little cokehead boyfriend who's never going to marry you get turned on by that? And the ever-idiot Jordan. Well, I guess we're going to have to find something, anything, since all your impeach Biden witnesses are either outed or now in prison or fessing up and telling all, thank you Parnas. Boy is he ever dumping ugly fact after ugly fact. And yet, Trump is still polling in dangerous territory and James Carville isn't making that more comfortable. This was a fun, fun Saturday piece. I'm going to laugh and cry intermittently for the next couple of hours. And THANK YOU FOR THE TRUMP CRAWL WITH HELP DOWN THAT RAMP. But, oh, the shoes, the shoes. By the way, comfortable shoes are one of the best things on the planet and they're everywhere right now and it's not just us old folks loading up on them.

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President Biden has a little trouble walking, because HE BROKE HIS FOOT

I broke my right foot 20 years ago, it STILL bothers me.

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Exactly. And a lot of these MAGA idiots have massive health issues young and all sorts of disabilities but let Joe do one little limp, all hell breaks forth from them. I believe we should split-screen every time the MAGA point and yell at Biden, we put up how Trump has done the same damned thing particularly with sound because if that's not dementia, it sure comes close.

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Thanks that is a informative article. I've seen that blank look too many times working in a assisted living memory care unit and it is heart breaking ๐Ÿ’” and should be disconcerting to voters. Bottom line tRump is not able to run our country in his condition and no amount of MAGA threats will change that.

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RE: The shoes.... you betcha! I'm even putting Super Feet insoles in my shoes. Comfy shoes are vital to our happiness. โค๏ธ

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I walk my sweet dog 3 miles a day. If I didnโ€™t have comfy shoes Iโ€™d be in a world of hurt. What an asinine thing to jeer about.

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You're a GREAT Doggie Mom....and damn right. Comfy shoes are everything! Damn Repubs have nothing else to moan about. And when they moan about this kind of stuff, they just embarrass themselves further.

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It's just colossally stupid, isn't it? I think of all those years of my youth and youth-ish when I wore those damn crazy high heels and tortured myself to death, plus you get tired sooner in the end of the day. I felt like I'd been liberated when I left "going to work" and now work online in anonymity. They don't care how old I am, how I dress or anything else. It is liberating.

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100% When I was pregnant with my first, I originally wore work suitable maternity skirts and dresses. Eventually I went to pants and flats. After the baby, I never went back to heels nor dresses.

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I honestly cannot remember the last time I wore a dress either.

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Lol, right? When I was WFH, my work outfit was jeans and an old t-shirt. Now that Iโ€™m retired nothingโ€™s changed.

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I'm going to join the club. Don't even own a dress and don't want to.

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I've been a nurse for 44 years and no glamour job. So I wasn't able to wear high heels to work, but now I'm glad of it. I wear sneakers and have no foot problems.

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I wish I could walk better. From an athlete with a 42 resting heart rate to decades later and 4 back surgeries and a rebuilt foot. I actually have people ask if I am "ok" and whether I need "help". This happens nearly every time I go out. A complete stranger offered help and wanted to know if I had a stroke! Honestly, I am not that old but it does grind on you to be in some category of disabled and walk with a cane. Shit happens.

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When I had a hip replacement, I was walking around my block with a walker (and a friend to make sure I didnโ€™t face plant on the sidewalk) and some nosy neighbor asked me if Iโ€™d had a stroke. Seriously? Who asks someone that? I barely knew this person.

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The world is mainly populated with dumb people, they're EVERYWHERE! (though I have a feeling you probably thought it was kind of funny with your sense of humor)

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Sorry for crybabying. Some days are more frustrating than others.

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Just a gut feel that it's Gargoyle that is putting the wedding on hold. She has nothing to gain by marrying into the Trump family if the Orange Blob loses the election, goes to prison and the money dries up which it's going to. Plus having to deal with a coke addicted idiot and his air quotes. I expect to see her long gone with the explanation of great love between us and we'll remain friends and we are asking for privacy at this time. She has only kept herself in the news by being engaged to him. Kim is a Halloween disaster, but she's not stupid.

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You have a much higher opinion of her than I ever will.

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She's obviously what used to be called a gold digger. I don't know what the term is now.

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I still use gold digger. I'm sure it's called something else now.

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I seem to be regressing, Hoyt. Because my mother was bossy, I was a bossy little kid and of course didn't know it. Looks like I'm going back to that. hahahaha

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Then I'm in good company.

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Had to laugh at all this because you just can't make this shit up. Said this elsewhere, I'm fully convinced that in order to be a full on right wing nutjob "conservative", you have to first submit to a frontal lobotomy.

And Guilfoyle's really trying hard to rock that Elvira, Mistress of the Dark look. But here's a hint honey. There's only one Elvira and she's waaaay better looking at 72 than you will ever hope to be.

OH and on Bidens' shoes, I read an article this morning that said Nike's sales are slipping because other shoe manufacturers are bringing back retro "dad-style" clunky, comfortable shoes. In fact Adidas is making a profit off them despite their overall sales going down.

Guess ole Joe ain't the only one wearing comfortable shoes.

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I'm down for comfortable but not clunky.

Styles changed so much after the pandemic.

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I'm just going off of what the article said. The author may consider certain shoe styles to be "clunky" in comparison to others.

Like saying Chuck Taylors are clunky versus Air Jordans for instance.

But yeah. It's beyond silly to say that shoes were specially designed to keep someone from tripping, but then we are talking about Faux Spews.

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They are everywhere you look, the old clunky stuff. I did see the other day young people wouldn't wear Skechers for anything. I love Skechers so that's okay with me. Hokas seem to be a new hot shoe and they're nothing if they're not huge.

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Damn! What a roundup! Keep us laughing Jeffโ€”โ€” doesnโ€™t get any better!!

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Bannon's aroma that could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon was great for a morning laugh. Good one Jeff. Haven't heard that in years. When that one man leper colony finally gets locked up, prison staff will probably mandate daily showers or hose him down.

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Someone funnier than me said Steve Bannon looks like he tried to cure skin cancer with whisky.

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Tried and failed but kept trying.

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Whiskey! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ thatโ€™s perfect.

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Omg thatโ€™s priceless

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My father used that expression although I think he said "gut wagon" - which was a reference to older butchering practices - the wagon used to carry off the scraps, offal etc. to the rendering plant. When I was a kid we were fond of describing someone or something as so disgusting it could "gag a maggot".

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Ooohh I like that oneโ€ฆโ€could gag a maggot!!! Because now it would be โ€œcould gag a MAGAt โ€œ

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I have a feeling it would have to be REALLY bad to gag a MAGAt.

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I remember that phrase. Haven't heard it in decades.

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Clorox and a scrub brush for Bannon!

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My partner said just now, โ€œshe looks like really bad porn starโ€

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She will never drown

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No shit - those flotation devices couldโ€™ve saved everyone on the Titanic!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿšข

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lol, that's an idea for Hollywood.

"Titanic II: Unsinkable"

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โ€œTitanic: Mar-a-Largoโ€

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I'm thinking bad GoGo dancer.๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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GOGO!!!

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Well your partner is dead on correct!! Sheโ€™s frightening

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I wonder how much she paid for those things!? She's the perfect poster girl for

Florida tacky nouvo-riche. Also; all but one of orange's kids are the children of immigrants...

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The sad thing is she used to be pretty, before she started the surgeries

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Not sure the amount but Iโ€™d sure as hell want my money back.

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Isn't she a California girl?

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Born in San Francisco and married briefly to Gavin Newsom. She then went to the dark side.

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Whatever she paid, it was too much. They're not "supposed" to sag as much as hers do (unless they're natural and those are not natural). Perhaps next surgery include a breast lift?

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They just look SO very uncomfortable!

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I agree

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I was so excited to read Jeff this morning over breakfast and then that photoโ€ฆ๐Ÿคฎ

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How insecure as a woman would to have to be, to make yourself a freaky

cartoon ?

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I'm sure she thinks that she looks hot. Not!

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In the UK we have a word to describe women like that, a SLAPPER!

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Ktie Britt, the REPUBLIFASCIST TWIT

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Joeโ€™s shoes are no match for Ronโ€™s boots.

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Anyway I prefer Bob's Boots.

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Corky McSniffles inflatable gfโ€ฆwtf has she pasted on her chest? If those are in fact implants she has a great lawsuit against the plastic surgeon who attached those mams to her neck. This screams Cheap Hooker Hooters and the real working ladies are no doubt pissed at how she disgraces the profession. Only thing missing is the rhinestone crucifix getting buried in all that rubber blubber.

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What a mental picture!๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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