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Kay-El's avatar

The lawnmower lady’s whole day was ruined? Wow that’s some powerful mojo. I have a no soliciting sign too. Doesn’t stop the god botherers from trying to save my soul. I tell them they’re wasting their time, the end. It does, however, get me to thinking about a pentagram for my door for about 10 minutes

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Wendy Gorski's avatar

FYI, when copying a long URL like this, just eliminate the question mark (in this case after "boho" and everything after that. So the shortened https://www.etsy.com/listing/1196319014/witchcraft-doormat-pentagram-boho is all ya need!

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Kay-El's avatar

Thanks for the tip!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Got it! Thanks! 👍🏻👍🏻

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Sharon Horton's avatar

Cool! And just fyi, you don't have to copy the entire link, just up to the question mark. The question mark and everything after it can be safely left off. Might want to try it a couple of times to make sure but it's always worked for me.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Oh thank you! That drives me nuts! 👍🏻

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Sharon Horton's avatar

Happy to help!

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Kay-El's avatar

Ooooo, nice! I think I will. I’ve had enough of that shite

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I think you'll get $50 worth of entertainment outta that! 😂😂

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Kay-El's avatar

Right?! Lol

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John Steward's avatar

Only if you have a good quality doorbell camera.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

lol! 🤣😂

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antlisa1201's avatar

Oooh, I like that! I'm going to get one although I don't get solicitors. One of my dogs goes ballistic whenever anyone is remotely near my front door. He gets in the bay window and growls, snarls, slobbers and body-slams himself into the glass. Fortunately it's tempered glass and hasn't broken (yet). He's quite intimidating, he's not a small dog, only the mail-ppl and delivery ppl get close, and they're very quick about it. I once got a "Welcome" sign as a gift and told the giver thanks but I don't want to give ppl the wrong idea. So the witchcraft sign is really good. I'm wishing that karen gets kids pounding on her front door and dashing all day and night long. White kids, that are residents of her gated elite community.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Very nice. Subtle yet direct! ❤️❤️❤️

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Mary Hall's avatar

Very nice and I love that it's being sold for $44.44.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Get it. You'll be glad you did. "BEGONE! LUCIFER COMMANDS YOU! HISSSS!"

He's doing a good job, but there's a certain 300 pound bag of garbage he needs to collect and take to his kingdom, pronto. Of course, it'll be tough on the day he does. "I literally don't know which circle you belong in, because, well, you belong in every one of them!"

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Pope Buck I's avatar

They'll build him a special annex.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

It might take 2-3. Dante may have to come back to write an update.

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John Steward's avatar

Slice and distribute, i.e. shuffle and deal.

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Juli's avatar

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Keep pentagram stickers in your bag in case of emergencies.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂👏👏👏👏

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Maybe you should put it on there Kay-El. It would be a real conversation piece.

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Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

Righr below my "No Soliciting" sign I have what has so far been another very effective sign on my door:

"This household charges $50 per minute to listen to political spiels, sales pitches, fund-raising stories, and religious proselytizing.

This charge is payable in advance!

By knocking on this door or ringing this doorbell, you signal your agreement with the terms above.

HAVE CASH IN HAND!"

I have watched several people walk up to the door, read the sign, and walk away. I printed the sign on plain letter-size paper on my computer's printer for $0.00.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Let’s gather some photos of young women raped and killed by white guys. Then we can talk about crimes against women with this opening question: As a woman would I rather be raped and killed by a migrant or by a white dude with truck balls and guns in his pickup? Oh, definitely by the white dude?! Kinda speechless about the exploitation of the death of this woman. And it makes me sick that he’s written his name on her photo, sorta like pissing all over the fact of her.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Not to mention the fact that any time Trump uses the words "love" or "beautiful," it's an obscenity.

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Monnina's avatar

Thank you. Truth 💔

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counterlife's avatar

It seems her family is on board with this exploitation as well? Are they the idiots smiling in that awful picture? If true, I hope she haunts everyone in that photo for the rest of their miserable lives - esp. Trump. Never an uninterrupted night of sleep as long as they live.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

This was tons of fun to read. The alpha males kickboxing the dummy of Joe Biden is but a symbol of how fucked they're going to be in November. It's an act of frustration. Can't lay a glove on OHJB! It'll be so much fun reading the post-mortems as they try to figure out how a living orange colostomy bag got trounced so badly. Shouldn't have picked on the women, numbnuts. All those married guys out here, they know I'm right!

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Kay-El's avatar

And Kathy Griffin got banhammered for her Trump head joke.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I thought it was very clever myself.

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Kay-El's avatar

Right? MAGAs spoil everything.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

MAGAs are precisely why we can’t have anything nice.

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George A. Polisner's avatar

Thank you Jeff -interesting how when there's a mass shooting of school children, MAGA is out in force either screaming that it didn't really happen, or if it did ... DON'T POLITICIZE IT!

And yet, here we are. Any violent death at the hands of another is a tragedy. However the Trumputin/MAGA party has worked diligently to corner the market on hypocrisy. (They've already corned it on lying, corruption -in spite of Menendez' gallant attempts, and vacuous incompetence -hi Marge!)

No American with decent education, who is well-informed, and sane has ever uttered the words: "These are challenging global times. We really need Marjorie Taylor Greene, James Comer, Ron Johnson, Jim Jordan, 'Speedy Josh Hawley' Lauren Boebert, and some religious zealots to lead us into the future."

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Muffy in her gated community got a bad nose job. What a complete bitch. And MTG? Baby Organ Harvesting? That's real? I wonder if the media will cover THAT! 😂 Crap, I need to get some air after all this. Have a lovely weekend! Boo-Yah!!

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

And the jokes write themselves, Susan.

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Tess's avatar

A complete bitch is right! Glad she isn’t in my neighborhood…

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bruce somers's avatar

I live 16 miles from the border in San Diego,the only 'invasion' going on is migrant workers building affordable housing, running businesses,and generally working their asses off to fulfill their American Dream,and undocumented workers paid $7 billion in taxes last year,while GE and Amazon paid ZERO. Meanwhile the Bible-belt Nazi incel basement dwellers are bellowing for Mom to bring them some more Hot Pockets,the keyboard warriors,and right-wing media watchers. The GOP and church have become nothing more than hate groups,success on that though. Unfortunately for all their constant bitching and whining and grievance,DEMS TURNOUT TO VOTE!! And that's what matters,every 2 to 4 years,and sorry,'polls' don't count,voting does. Despite legacy media and the Russians trying not make them not VOTE. Usually only 60% of Americans actually vote,Repubs know this because they've lost 7 of 8 national elections by the popular vote,their only of winning with their unpopular minority opinions is to try and create voter apathy and disgust,and anti-government rage and hate,while billionaires and corporations try to buy politicians and judges,the actual 'deep-state' they're raging about constantly. Rant complete.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Truly…how do people think they get their meals they serve, on their table? Migrant workers put up with abhorrent places to live while working back-breaking jobs for Americans. Their wages are usually sent back home so they can feed THEIR families! GAWWWD…I wish people were appreciative!

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, love this review of the week, especially that entitled woman at CPAC… in the Daily Mail today a piece about NE retirees leaving Florida for southern Appalachia, they call them halfbacks, because in Rondos Florida the taxes are too high, can’t afford insurance for homes, traffic and the best reason? Well, I can find a seat in a restaurant in Appalachia where I can’t in Florida… And now, the drumroll of the local NIMBY’s… Best to you and fellow travelers…. 👍

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Paul Livdahl's avatar

I have so many questions about the Lindell video. Besides that fact he's not even glancing at the road while yakking about free slippers, listen to the audio. Mike's car makes race track sounds with all the gear shifting while moving at a consistent speed. Why is the engine so loud in a posh auto? Why is he wearing winter hunting jacket while in the tropics? Why does his sleeve keep becoming transparent?

Ima thinking it's a green screen thing but that begs the question, why the hell does a video pretending to be in a car? Is he trying to avoid another subpoena in Minnesota?

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Monnina's avatar

😺It actually made me nauseous watching it. Maybe that was the intent ?

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Mary Hall's avatar

Ima say that you are correct. He is just like Trump -- insane, weird, and without a moral compass or filter.

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Darrell Smith's avatar

50 years ago in Arkansas there were lots of retarded or mental defectives running around. They were attracted to smart people because they could tell them some lie and they would listen. Having a smart person listen to their lie made them feel smarter than the smart person. Over the years, they have died or got smarter or have been institutionalized.

8 years ago they started popping up all across America and indeed, all over the world. Donald Trump empowered them. The retarded, disturbed, and mental defectives all love Trump because he is just like them.

My apologies to those who can't help it and are trying to do better. Intelligence needs morals to back it up. Trump and others have neither.

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Jim Ryan's avatar

As the saying goes, “anything is possible if you’re a fucking idiot.”

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Or as they say in Putin’s Russia, everything is possible and nothing is true.

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Karla's avatar

When three toes started lipping off about immigrants killing people at the SOTU, I so wanted Biden to ask her when her party was going to address gun violence perpetrated by US citizens. Lindell apparently forgot to comb his hair and also forgot he was driving. CPAC Susie can just not answer her door 🙄.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

At least you and I don’t have to go to The Greenbrier. I’m taking that as a life win.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

just when you think it can't get any stupider...

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Wendy Gorski's avatar

Let me see, when I was growing up, Republicans were all about pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps to make a living unencumbered by annoying, unnecessary laws and regulation. Well hells bells, that's what these immigrants are doing with their lawnmowers. I guess Ms. plastic surgery 2024 needs a refresher course in Republicanism.

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Scott McNeill's avatar

Maybe Marge could rent out the Four Season's Total Landscaping parking lot for her baby organ hearings...

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Steve B's avatar

I think she'd get too distracted by the sex shop next door.

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Ramona Agin's avatar

Love ya man! Thanks for making my Saturday morning!

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