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Republican platform 2024

Kill Social Security, Kill Medicare, Kill worker rights, Kill women’s right to choose, Kill environmental regulations, Kill the right to vote, Kill the right to family planning, Kill public schools, Guns for everyone, JUST KILL! and KILL again! Trump lied. People died. Trump lies, more people will die!

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NO WAY JOE BIDEN CAN CATCH UP WITH tRUMP!

For Joe to catch up with trump, he would have to:

• Get rid of the 20 million jobs Biden added

• Crash the stock market, driving it down by a quarter

• Sell out to Putin and cultivate relationships with dictators

• Increase the deficit more than any other president

• Get rid of a woman’s right to choose and ROE

• Launch an assault aimed at killing members of Congress

• Ruin our relationship with NATO

• Lose a billion dollars in one year – An all time record!

• Go bankrupt 6 times

• Ignore a plague that killed over a million Americans

• Sexually assault multiple women and brag about it

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The lawnmower lady’s whole day was ruined? Wow that’s some powerful mojo. I have a no soliciting sign too. Doesn’t stop the god botherers from trying to save my soul. I tell them they’re wasting their time, the end. It does, however, get me to thinking about a pentagram for my door for about 10 minutes

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Let’s gather some photos of young women raped and killed by white guys. Then we can talk about crimes against women with this opening question: As a woman would I rather be raped and killed by a migrant or by a white dude with truck balls and guns in his pickup? Oh, definitely by the white dude?! Kinda speechless about the exploitation of the death of this woman. And it makes me sick that he’s written his name on her photo, sorta like pissing all over the fact of her.

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This was tons of fun to read. The alpha males kickboxing the dummy of Joe Biden is but a symbol of how fucked they're going to be in November. It's an act of frustration. Can't lay a glove on OHJB! It'll be so much fun reading the post-mortems as they try to figure out how a living orange colostomy bag got trounced so badly. Shouldn't have picked on the women, numbnuts. All those married guys out here, they know I'm right!

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Thank you Jeff -interesting how when there's a mass shooting of school children, MAGA is out in force either screaming that it didn't really happen, or if it did ... DON'T POLITICIZE IT!

And yet, here we are. Any violent death at the hands of another is a tragedy. However the Trumputin/MAGA party has worked diligently to corner the market on hypocrisy. (They've already corned it on lying, corruption -in spite of Menendez' gallant attempts, and vacuous incompetence -hi Marge!)

No American with decent education, who is well-informed, and sane has ever uttered the words: "These are challenging global times. We really need Marjorie Taylor Greene, James Comer, Ron Johnson, Jim Jordan, 'Speedy Josh Hawley' Lauren Boebert, and some religious zealots to lead us into the future."

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Muffy in her gated community got a bad nose job. What a complete bitch. And MTG? Baby Organ Harvesting? That's real? I wonder if the media will cover THAT! 😂 Crap, I need to get some air after all this. Have a lovely weekend! Boo-Yah!!

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I live 16 miles from the border in San Diego,the only 'invasion' going on is migrant workers building affordable housing, running businesses,and generally working their asses off to fulfill their American Dream,and undocumented workers paid $7 billion in taxes last year,while GE and Amazon paid ZERO. Meanwhile the Bible-belt Nazi incel basement dwellers are bellowing for Mom to bring them some more Hot Pockets,the keyboard warriors,and right-wing media watchers. The GOP and church have become nothing more than hate groups,success on that though. Unfortunately for all their constant bitching and whining and grievance,DEMS TURNOUT TO VOTE!! And that's what matters,every 2 to 4 years,and sorry,'polls' don't count,voting does. Despite legacy media and the Russians trying not make them not VOTE. Usually only 60% of Americans actually vote,Repubs know this because they've lost 7 of 8 national elections by the popular vote,their only of winning with their unpopular minority opinions is to try and create voter apathy and disgust,and anti-government rage and hate,while billionaires and corporations try to buy politicians and judges,the actual 'deep-state' they're raging about constantly. Rant complete.

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Hi Jeff, love this review of the week, especially that entitled woman at CPAC… in the Daily Mail today a piece about NE retirees leaving Florida for southern Appalachia, they call them halfbacks, because in Rondos Florida the taxes are too high, can’t afford insurance for homes, traffic and the best reason? Well, I can find a seat in a restaurant in Appalachia where I can’t in Florida… And now, the drumroll of the local NIMBY’s… Best to you and fellow travelers…. 👍

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I have so many questions about the Lindell video. Besides that fact he's not even glancing at the road while yakking about free slippers, listen to the audio. Mike's car makes race track sounds with all the gear shifting while moving at a consistent speed. Why is the engine so loud in a posh auto? Why is he wearing winter hunting jacket while in the tropics? Why does his sleeve keep becoming transparent?

Ima thinking it's a green screen thing but that begs the question, why the hell does a video pretending to be in a car? Is he trying to avoid another subpoena in Minnesota?

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50 years ago in Arkansas there were lots of retarded or mental defectives running around. They were attracted to smart people because they could tell them some lie and they would listen. Having a smart person listen to their lie made them feel smarter than the smart person. Over the years, they have died or got smarter or have been institutionalized.

8 years ago they started popping up all across America and indeed, all over the world. Donald Trump empowered them. The retarded, disturbed, and mental defectives all love Trump because he is just like them.

My apologies to those who can't help it and are trying to do better. Intelligence needs morals to back it up. Trump and others have neither.

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As the saying goes, “anything is possible if you’re a fucking idiot.”

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When three toes started lipping off about immigrants killing people at the SOTU, I so wanted Biden to ask her when her party was going to address gun violence perpetrated by US citizens. Lindell apparently forgot to comb his hair and also forgot he was driving. CPAC Susie can just not answer her door 🙄.

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At least you and I don’t have to go to The Greenbrier. I’m taking that as a life win.

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just when you think it can't get any stupider...

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Let me see, when I was growing up, Republicans were all about pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps to make a living unencumbered by annoying, unnecessary laws and regulation. Well hells bells, that's what these immigrants are doing with their lawnmowers. I guess Ms. plastic surgery 2024 needs a refresher course in Republicanism.

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