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1. I cannot fucking wait to hear about that Bentley getting keyed.

2. Burghum is auditioning to be the Orange Clown’s straight man sidekick who constantly gets a pie in the face.

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I can’t stop thinking about Jim Jones, the cult leader that convinced 1000’s of people to become his followers based on scary tactics - fake religion - conspiracy theories - lies and gaslighting. In the end he murdered over 900 people, including children and the infirm. He lured them by making promises that they would all be living in paradise in Guyana, that he would make their lives ‘better’ when in reality he created a hell hole and held people hostage to forced labor and sexual abuse. We’ve gotten used to comparing the orange fuckface to Hitler, but he may be closer to Jim Jones and his cult worshippers. When you’re in a cult you’ve totally lost the ability to think critically, seek information, and to recognize danger when it’s staring you in the face. These followers were so deep down the well that they no longer wanted to save and protect their own children. This is happening in the MAGA movement now and even Republicans who are still ‘liking’ the Demented fart machine have convinced themselves that they can get something good out of him for themselves. They are all so deluded that they will attempt to kill off our democracy and harm scores of loved ones in the process.

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I have thought often, but not obsessively, about Jim Jones over these 6-8 years or so when I would hear a MAGA person. Over the last year and especially the last 6 months or so, I think about Jim Jones every single day. I was 25 years old when Jonestown happened. I was in shock then to think many hundreds of people would do something so insane. Now, at 71, to see seemingly rational, and some even moral, humans, do this, has rocked my world in the worst way possible. I cannot believe we are living in 1930’s Germany 2.0, but I will no longer say never. It can and may well happen here. Now seeing the Supreme Court and Judge Cannon, et al. on board with Trump 100%, has me believing it WILL happen here…………

What have we become? I know Benjamin Franklin said God helps those who help themselves, but I am praying for divine intention too to rid us from this madman and his people and this madness.

Jim Jones…………. I never could have imagined millions would follow such a deluded and morally bankrupt madman like DJT………

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The only difference between Jim Jones and Trump is Trump will charge you for the Kool-Aid,and then split and order a Diet Coke from his valet.

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When you run into an entity that can kill off maternal instinct you’ve run into evil.

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🎯🎯🎯🎯

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Spot on!

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Charles Manson comes to mind when I see Trump. His followers do his bidding and pay the price. Trump just has a bigger stage and more money.

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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Absolutely. Him being Jim Jones now will lead to him being Hitler next year if we don’t vote.

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And that is the honest TRUTH.

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They are diving off the Wiley Coyote's cliff and want to drag the rest of us with them.

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Well said. Spot on. The Rittenhouse thing is an example of not protecting your kid. She drove him into hell because her perception is so warped, she couldn't see a potential outcome. The Rittenhouse mom and dad are the ones that ran and hid in a warehouse after the shooting, right? Nothing but the best. Best brains ever. SMH.

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No. That wasn't them. You're thinking of Ethan Crumbley's parents who ran almost to Canada before they were caught. He shot four kids at his high school in Michigan. He was with his father buying "his" Sig Sauer, and his stupid mother texted him to "not get caught" looking for ammo online during class. The teachers/staff had been warning about his disturbing notes and pictures, but administration refused to search his backpack. The rest is the same sad story as everywhere.

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Right! Thank you for clarifying. Dumb fucks everywhere. Too hard to remember it all.

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How right you are, Marie. The details blur. I wasn't even sure of that last statement that the school did not search/would not search Ethan's backpack. Because in virtually all the stories there is a similar detail; teachers warning, admin. not acting. Columbine for me is the one that is the clearest. I think because as a parent it was the first to get my full attention. They have cascaded from there.

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I just watched that Hulu documentary and had the same thought 💯

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Exactly. Pitiful mess.

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Sarah

Billy Graham once said to one of this disciples, his equivalent up here in Canada , by the name of Charles Templeton , who told Graham that he did not believe in the Bible anymore. The story,

Graham's response was basically, well your in to deep, its to late to go back now......

I got this version from an interview is saw with Christopher Hitchens.

So yes its all a cult.

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Always has been.

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That's why I have been calling him the Jim Jones of politics

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"Deluded" is the right word. Particularly trump.

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Keyed Hell! Muriatic Acid.😈😈

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Why not a sand blaster? That dumb fuck deserves a paint restoration he'll never forget.

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😂😂😂

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Except that getting keyed is more banal. It's what happens to ordinary cars, which itself would be insulting.

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Just throw bird seed on it, the pigeons will take care of the rest.

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Very good!😆😆

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Correct. That banana in the exhaust gag, does that still work?

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Old fashion Coca Cola my friends.

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Yep

Ever seen what that does to a dirty penny?

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How about the old potato in the tailpipe trick?

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Always cracks me up … 😂… and I’ve known some worthy recipients!

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IIRC, in "Beverly Hills Cop" Eddie Murphy stuck a banana up a car's tailpipe.

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😂 I had a really shoddy dentist and now I have a new dentist who told me it’s a crime the time to sue the first one already ran. I said that’s ok Doc, I’m not much of a lawsuit girl … I’m more of a banana in the tailpipe girl.

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Right on Carol🙌🏽 me too!!

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Apparently, Burgum is the new Pence— the Midwestern straight man and designated virtuous fig leaf.

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Someone to stare lovingly at at the back of Don the Con’s head & praise everything he says. I thought that the scene that the Republiscums had outside the court house in NY during the election interference trial reminded me of the time all of Don the Con’s cabinet members sat around a table taking turns saying how grateful they were to be a part of this administration & how they admired Deat Leader. It was eerily similar & looked rehearsed

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Now 40 of his 44 cabinet members/advisers have said they will not vote for the Felon. Perhaps one journalist will ask them to reflect about their knights of the round table moment.

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That was a choice moment, wasn't it? All that was missing was people approaching him in subservient, heads-own, scraping and bowing,arms filled with bananas and fruit as an offering to the god of nowhere-ever.

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They were absolutely told that they had to kiss ass immediately and they didn’t look too comfortable doing it. FEED THE EGO !!!

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🤢

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I believe he's the likely VP,Trump always needs a real billionaire to grift from.

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Measure him now or later for the noose?

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Oh man, if I saw that thing, I would be so tempted to key the shit out of it, but I’m too old to go to jail! 🤔 I could hire someone to do it! 🤣

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Blow it up!!💥💥💥

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In our state just making threats to bomb is a felony. A word to wise. ;-)

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😎

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It would be a mercy killing, the poor Bentley needs to be put out of its misery.

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I’ll do it Joanne!! I’ll key the Fvck out of it!!

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We could have fun with some spray paint or paintballs. Nothing to damage the car itself. Just the graven image.

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😂 brave!

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Pour sugar into the gas tank.

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And your employee would flip on you.

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I think the little D bag had it right … and I quote.. “It’s sick” - yes indeed you spoiled brat … that apparently worships a 70+ year old spoiled brat… Vote smart people!

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Dumb Donnie is an Entertainer. He’s impersonating a politician. Badly. But he’s making millions with this scam. He has no policies. He has no leadership skills. Dull and shallow. Just enough riffs to fool the press and the rubes and the billionaires. Says shit without any foundation in reality. But it sells!

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I would like pigeon poop on it too. I had not heard about this Bentley. It seems unreal. Also, wonder how far the kid will get bragging about that at school. Hopefully there are some who will set him straight.

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"That kid" is the next generation of idiots. Really scary stuff.

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Idiots always breed, they're too stupid not to.

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I'd rather trumplethinkin picks Marco Rubio. That will at least get him out of the state I live in. Then hopefully they lose.

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Repossed?

Just saying........

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I can’t figure Candace Owen’s out. She’s such an attention whore and I have never heard one sensible thing come out of her mouth. So… Kyle turned his back on mommy? 🤣🤣. Thanks for sharing the Bentley story-it IS A CULT. These people are not in their right mind. 🤦‍♀️. And Missouri? It figures. Numb nuts-all of ‘em.

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What she has going for her is she is very, very sure of herself.

The leaders of MAGA know everything, so the followers of MAGA don't have to know anything. Labor saving!

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There was an old saying in my religion of origin: “when the prophet has spoken, the thinking has already been done.” And millions of evangelicals call that religion a cult, while doing the exact same thing with their current god

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I believe religion is tyranny of thought.

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A star Dunning-Krugerite is she.

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MAGAts have their own reality-their own set of “facts”. Alternative facts! Any other facts that don’t suit their agenda is “fake “. A true definition of a cult. Let’s all hope that there are more people that will take the time to discover what is fact from alternative facts & vote to save us from authoritarian hell

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For Candace Owens, it's all about the 💵💵💵💵. The rest of them, who the fuck knows!! Broken brains.🧠🧠

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Money will not save us from tyranny. In 1930’s Germany Jews were well educated and generally well off. Have we forgotten what happened to millions of them and millions others that the forces of tyranny and fascism wanted to eliminate.? Did their money save them? Are our memories so short?

I am not Jewish but I care about my fellow human beings and I have read a few history books. People like Candace Owens who push this false narrative are beyond disgusting.

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Yep, she knows exactly what she is doing. Play for pay.

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Trust me when I say that she knows exactly what she's doing. She learned that saying outrageous nonsense that's bound to offend someone, somewhere is a way to get and maintain attention, which eventually translates into $$$.

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I think Candace will regret her choices when she grows up

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Mgt and Candace should just have a podcast together to see who can try to get the most attention.

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It's offensive to see the Alitos and Candace Owens of the world complain about the United States when America has given so much to them.

It's truly despicable to claim we should have sided with Nazis/ say living in America is not great or to wave the flag upside from your nice house... Ignoring all the great things/ opportunities this country has given them.

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Thanks for sharing your thoughts. It’s also offensive that anyone gives that grifter airtime. She’s a selfish and thoughtless person. Alito is a self righteous dick.

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Money. She's a Black girl making money off stupid white people. Good for her.

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She's also married to a conservative white man. George Farmer, entrepreneur, former CEO of Parler, the Nazi commenting site.

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She reminds me of the America First movement of Lindbergh and friends. These folks may not know history well, but they sure do repeat it often enough.

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It’s a cult Susan just like you said.. And boy stupid runs deep in the non stop BS.. it’s a total alternate reality

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That first sentence answers itself

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I honestly thought she would disappear into obscurity when she was "out" at Ben Shapiro's "Daily Wire" because of their feud. But nope. and dammit!

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Spot on!

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Susan, I think Candace Owens is what one would call a useful idiot. I she would spend some time around some nazis right here in the USA her thinking might improve.

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A history of the dear Dr. M.might enlighten the self righteous shit spewing ho ,after the SS boys finished with her the good Dr. would have her split like a chicken and reverse engineering her non human components. Hey Candace is this in your opinion worth going into the Second World War ?Theres plenty more atrocities ! You-might want to do what any good teacher tells her/his pupils ,shut that shit spewing hole in your face and listen to the truth , or if you can read pick up a fucken History book 📕!

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Candace is married to a white male republican, she used to be a leftie, but that didn't pay as well as being a token in the right-wing nuttosphere.,

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I forgot about Kyle’s mommy bring instrumental in her son’s murder fantasy. Awwww fucknut son won’t support fucknut mom after she did so much for his “career”. What an ingrate. 🙄

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Shit begets shit.💩💩💩

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