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What great way to start my Friday! Marge gets IGNORED!!!!

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Almost. Almost felt some sympathy for Sporky. Almost, but not.

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I had 2 seconds of same… what a miserable person.

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3Toes is probably telling ppl the Felon in Chief didn't see her even though she stuck out like a canker sore. Satisfying clip. Thanks.

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Very reddest of the red dress I’ve ever seen-should’ve come with a seizure warning

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Tuesday guy took "Lord of the Flies" way too seriously. 😜

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I laughed :)

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“Racistsplaining....” new word?!!!!!!

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Definitely

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Lol MTG & TFG. She is such a sad pathetic loser. They are perfect for each other. 💕

Also, nice to see him doing the cock-in-each-hand dance on the tarmac. 😂

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Jun 16, 2023·edited Jun 16, 2023

I will never unsee that now - perfect description! Can't really stand to watch or hear TFG anyway! Of course, that'd be the only way he'd know how to move......

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It’s probably all shriveled up by now. Even Donald Trump has no magic, thing a ma gig.

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And that bargain basement bozo "patriot" is in violation of the US Flag Code that states rather plainly that the US flag will not be worn as an item of clothing.

And if I'd seen the Fox "News" tweet, I'd have replied that I didn't think the WH was promoting pedophelia and grooming because I don't see a cross on any of those flags.

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Don’t allow the ignorance of a few define over 2 billion people world wide.

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I think Markwayne is his middle name. His first name is Billybob.

And apparently Billybob doesn't understand what separation of church and state is.

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He doesn’t understand separation of names either.

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None of them do but if any of them had actually ever read the word of JC, the one they supposedly follow, they’d know he would have nothing to do with politics. They’d know he really did mean turn the other cheek, they’d know they’re full of shit.

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As a teacher his message was the opposite of these clowns but they wave the Bible in one hand and a gun in the other. Ignorant

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Most people don’t. Most Americans don’t know enough in depth history to know what they looking at, what they’re watching and how it will probably play out.

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I've come to the conclusion that Republicans eschewed reality long ago. They only want to keep their base riled up with whatever bogey man stories they can dream up and keep the money rolling in from the sugar daddies.

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Who supply an endless amount of weapons of any kind. The only thing I like our CA governor for is his plan to put forth a bill on a national level to put real federal restrictions on weapons, drastic ones. I hope he’s not just preening. It’s past time for this to be done.

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Just watched the late and beloved Glenda Jackson's parliamentary send off to the loathsome Margaret Thatcher on her passing. It's on the interwebs, and let me share with everyone: watch it, it's inspiring. And certainly speaks to each of us in this moment.

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I’m afraid I’ve lost my ability to laugh at these idjits. After the high I got from the indictment (and admittedly, cannabis), the reminder that these horrendiomas are still sharing my oxygen is dispiriting. They’re beyond reasoning, they’re clearly unable to think critically and facts don’t mean anything. Bill Maher said we can hate Trump but we mustn’t hate his supporters. That’s a lofty - dare I say, CHRISTIAN sentiment - but it’s one I can’t share. I can’t summon sympathy for the members of Trump’s cult. Because this isn’t a question of politics, it’s a question of morality, something they’re supposed to learn about in Church but don’t. *You’re okay with showing classified documents to every Tom, Dick and fuckhead who comes to Mar-a-Lago?* Alrighty. *You want to shake hands with a sexual predator who staged a coup*? *You think it’s cool that he’s a sexual predator?* Ohhhkay. But they hate everyone who isn’t them: Blacks, Jews, women, and most of all, liberals - and they try to impose their so-called “Christian values” on the rest of us. And they scare the shit out of me because they reproduce and they vote.

One thing that gives me unadulterated joy is this: By 2046, this will be a minority majority country. The Republicans will try to gerrymander around it, or legislate against it, or hate the reality of it but it doesn’t matter. In just a couple of generations, the people that scare them will be in the majority. There will be more Black and Hispanic Americans than the lily-whites who’ll try to hold onto control and will FAIL. And that makes me really happy.

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They aren’t “Christian’s” they don’t have a clue because it’s a prop to them. They shouldn’t represent over two billion people.

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"Horrendiomas " Calls for extra-strength Preparation KKK.

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Horrendioma is a. medical term (that I made up).

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One of many medical code words doctors use on new nurses, medical students, and patients.

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Horrendioma:

Refers to a horrible case, usually due to a disfiguring or crippling disease or accident. It can also refer to a usually benign treatment which ends up disfiguring or crippling the patient.

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I actually knew that one but I wasn’t sure anyone else did.

Many years ago, I read a book (out of print now) called House of God, about Samuel Shem’s internship at Bellevue Hospital. That’s where I learned my favorite acronym GOMER - Get Outta My Emergency Room, referring to an old, demented person, strapped to a wheelchair and repeatedly uttering indecipherable phrases like, “roodle roodle” and “fix the lump, fix the lump.”

I thought these were terms the author made up until a doctor I knew described his patients as G.O.M.E.R.S. Through the years I worked for doctors, I’ve heard it used many times.

Thanks for adding to my vocabulary!

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Oh your the guy. Every group needs one 🤣

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🤣🤣🤣

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If you know one thing about Donald (I’m calling him that because his niece does with disdain), it’s this: If he can walk to a crowd of people or a few, he will chose the crowd every time. It’s like three toes doesn’t know him at all.

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His addiction

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founding

Ima go check my condiments ‘cause of - you know...

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I wish my woke fridge would clean itself.

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Not me. I love a mystery.

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Marge got ignored like a Bloomberg presidential campaign.

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You win! Best reply. 🤣🤣🤣

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And most truthiest.

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With Vivek Ramaswamy bringing up the rear.

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Made my week! Always learn a new word from these.

This week's new word: racistplaining

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Horrendiomas, too.

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Now we gotta racistsplain all our condiments!

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Why in God's name, quite literally, would a public school teach "Jesus Loves Me?" What if the words were changed to "Allah Loves Me?"

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That’s why they can’t and if they don’t understand that by now they shouldn’t be serving any district, they shouldn’t be on capital hill. If people want Religion taught to their kids? Parents get off your asses and take your kids to church or temple or whatever you follow. It’s not the job of the school system to do it. They can’t.

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Totally agree. I grew up in a Baptist Bible Belt and it drove me against organized religion entirely so I studied all religions. American schools should not be allowed to promote their preferred religion

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As in, the one. They shouldn't promote a-n-y.

We already got enough of that bullshit in school in my generation. "One nation, under... " what do you suppose?

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