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Karla's avatar

I don’t see a problem with Fox Noise telling their viewers to inhale smoke. 🤷‍♀️

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Linda Weide's avatar

Fewer Fox Voters left after that.

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bluesyfish's avatar

same as telling them there's microchips in vaccines.......

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Linda (Evanston IL)'s avatar

Let’s tell them all to drink some bleach next time they’re sick.

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Babette's avatar

same as telling them to drink poisonous concoctions for Covid.

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LizinMN's avatar

Although you'd think I'd be used to it by now, the complete lack of basic reasoning skills, paranoia, baseless fear, and idiocy continues to astound me.

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Neal Bravin's avatar

it really is something after all this time, you'd think they know better than to keep throwing good money after bad, but these are the same folks who made pat robertson and joel ornstene millionaires.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The absence of knowledge, no facts that make any difference to the ideology, the inability to perform critical thinking.... any thinking at all, really. That's how this insanity works.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Me as well

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TJTarheel's avatar

No. I’m not used to it. It’s worse than ever. Like a boil that’s about to burst!

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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

"so c’mon, Grandma and Grandpa Fox News Viewer, go for a nice stroll out in the thick smokey haze of ten thousand burning trees. and when you get home, why not treat yourself to a nice hot mug of nuclear waste."

This one made me shoot iced tea out my nose. Well played, sir.

I just finished my usual Saturday morning avocation of defending Planned Parenthood patients from yelling fundie protestant and catholic religious nut womb sniffers who yell at them from the sidewalk in front of the clinic. Now I'm busily engaged in what I light heartedly think of as my Errands I Must Run Alone Because I'm a Man Hating Baby Slaughtering Atheist Lezzbo Who Goes Home To My Four Cats 🐈 Sisterhood is Powerful!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Bless the cats, they are the superior creatures.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I guess the MAGAt station (Fox fake news) is encouraging people to inhale the smoke (just the opposite of what Bill Clinton claims he did), guess it is not a crime to get high on forest fire smoke. Surprised that the Evangelicals would go for that, because they are against getting high of all sorts and pagan rituals like inhaling smoke should be taboo. Of course, the MAGAts in the House are making up for Fox Fake News' smoking advice by blocking the bill that would keep gas ovens in our homes. They are basically saying "NO! to breathing in toxic gas fumes." Which inhaled particles can kill you faster? Once the news is out on that we can bet that the Republican MAGAts will be jumping on endorsing it faster than you can say IVERMECTIN!

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TJTarheel's avatar

If it was Popeyes sweet iced tea then I’m jealous.

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Margaret's avatar

Thank you.

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Judy Ireland's avatar

The Lord’s chicken?....and I thought it was loaves and fishes with JC being a vegetarian ..who knew? It’s too late to help any of these ridiculous people

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77 Square Miles's avatar

I wonder if "One-eye" is Stuart Rhodes.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

good guess.

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Ron "One Eye" McKernan's avatar

Nope it's me! You can see my proof and comment below to Jeff.

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77 Square Miles's avatar

Do not see the proof comment?

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Ron "One Eye" McKernan's avatar

So my comment with "proof" of my identity, and other random musings is the third-to-last comment at the very bottom of this thread. Keep hitting "Read More" until you get to the end, and it's there. Was written about 18 hours ago, so it's very new. I'd love for Jeff to read it, so he can see the error of his above claim about me, but I'm not sure if he reads all comments, especially since this post/ coment thread is a few weeks old.

If you happen to read it, please LMK. Since I'm deep undercover with the FBI, I have to be inconspicuous, so as you can see fro my small profile photo in the top left corner of this comment (and on my profile page) I have a decent false eyeball.

Since on first glance, it's hard to tell my eye is prosthetic, so Jeff and others may claim I'm not a real person, but a closer look will reveal the truth. And you can even see my eyeball in the small round photo above. Enough rambling...I have to run, so I can leak more Hunter Biden dick pics! Say what you will, but Hunter does have a pretty penis! Enjoy Mr. Miles!

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77 Square Miles's avatar

Thanks for pointing me to your proof of identity post. I am so glad someone is keeping an eye out for bad guys. PS not a good idea to put "leak" and "dick pics" in the same sentence.

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Ron "One Eye" McKernan's avatar

Whoops, I totally forgot about the "leak" and "dick" usage, so thanks for the reminder. Never a good image to have in your mind or computer!

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Ron "One Eye" McKernan's avatar

Give me a sec, and I'll find it below...it was done last night, so at the very end of all 90 or so comments!

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77 Square Miles's avatar

That's ok. I believe you. I have a third eye :-)

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Ron "One Eye" McKernan's avatar

Is your third one a "brown eye" like most people have, or more of a Hindu "Tilaka" that's more spiritual and less about waste disposal?

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TJTarheel's avatar

Wow! That’s a lot of stupid to take in at one time!

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

The Chick fil A debacle, is by far the funniest video in this post.

To the Christian chicken eaters, unto you I say, the Lord gives permission for you to gain chicken fried knowledge. Take it upon yourselves to partake from Betty Cocker and her cookbook chicken frying skills and apply it to your own humble abodes. Usually, this is done on the seventh day. Here endeth the lesson.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Come to think of it-that’s when we had pan fried chicken-on Sundays. Yum yum. But it was cooked

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

My son and fam live in Winston-Salem. My daughter in law is an accomplished “from scratch” cook. There’s some fine chicken frying in NC!

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Eileen Posner's avatar

Now Cracker Barrel is woke. They're running out of places to eat.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Sadly there’s no Cracker Barrel less than two hours from me.😤no Golden Coral. They don’t know a decent buffet in the Bay Area. No good food.

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Bob Gold's avatar

My weeks are never complete without your "this week in stupid." Thanks, Jeff.

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CroneEver's avatar

Well written, Jeff, well written.

And while I'm late to the Pat Robertson party, I just want to say I kept thinking of Oral Roberts, back when he said that the Lord had told him that if he didn't raise $8 million by some date or other, the Lord was going to take him home. I turned instantly to my husband and said, "I want an autopsy." Well, I want a wooden stake through Pat's heart, just to make sure he stays where he should...

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Better Oral than the black sheep, Anal Roberts.

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TJTarheel's avatar

Another loser. They all were jealous of Billy Graham who I had much respect for growing up-not the son Franklin-he got on the crazy train

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TJTarheel's avatar

🤣

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Dane Madsen's avatar

The Pence motorcycle picture had a distinctive Dukakis tanking feel

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Only somehow more pitiful.

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Dane Madsen's avatar

Political cosplay is the self-degrading state they have morphed into.

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Linda (Evanston IL)'s avatar

Laughing so hard I might disturb my neighbors 😂😂😂

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TJTarheel's avatar

No um I’m thinking Hunt-Obamas ambassador to China.

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Allan Voorhis's avatar

Wanna bet that none of the talking heads at Fox are going outside without a mask?

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Sarah's avatar

Stupider and stupider. How is it possible? Every minute I think we are at rock bottom but apparently we’re cutting through the core of the earth and will come out the other side any day now.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Time to learn Chinese.

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Flower Child's avatar

JFC this week was extra fucking stupid.

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TJTarheel's avatar

But it’s gonna get stupider

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TJTarheel's avatar

It was

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Ronald P. Moore's avatar

Thanks for your weekly update on stupid. I missed this one:

"Fox News is actually telling its geriatric viewers to shut the fuck up and stop worrying about breathing that fine, healthy orange air." 🤣

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Neal Bravin's avatar

clearly faux still has the best interests of the community at heart, said no one, ever

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Viewing these pics and videos.. all I can say is “cocaine is a hell of a drug”. Rick James.. Jeff you have presented compelling evidence that these folks are bat shit nutty buddies.. Have a good one to all fellow travelers.

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Linda (Evanston IL)'s avatar

Drugs. There should be mandatory drug testing for all federal employees.

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