Now that Clarence "I got mine, now fuck off" Thomas, Amy "every sperm is sacred" Barrett and the rest of those creeps have seen their life-long dreams fulfilled, it would be great if they would just resign now and enjoy a well-earned rest in the arms of their billionaire buddies. Because it's not going to get much better for them. Unless, of course, they legalize slavery, take away women's right to vote, and ban every book with the words "and" and "the" in them.
Waiting for the Court to invalidate the Civil Rights Act..... waiting for the Court to invalidate the Voting Rights Act....it’s only a matter of time with this bunch of reactionary fuck ups known as members of the SC, because they don’t give a chicken fried fuck about law or precedent or societal gains...they want to turn the clock back at least 100 years. Have a great holiday fellow travelers, rest up, spend time with family and friends...we are in it for the long haul.
Waiting for Republicans to cancel 4th of July because "we should never have rebelled against our government - hint hint" without the slightest bit of J6 irony.
So many mysteries solved in today’s newsletter! I was wondering about demon portals just the other day. Gays are manufactured by the government, yes there is an actual facility...somewhere. Boom! Solved!
The SCOTUS is an illegal court because, they make shit up to rule on. That non-website designer who has no interactions with the LGBTQ community took her raging paranoia to the actual SCOTUS who ruled in her favor...based upon?
It’s a fabrication out of thin air. Who was in charge of this crystal clear lie so the court can make discrimination fashionable again?
WTAF is wrong with these asshole, freaks of nature republicans?? Manufacturing gay and trans people. No sweetie, they’ve been around since the beginning of civilization. And probably even earlier.
I am beyond sick of their willful ignorance. Do non of them know how to use a search engine? It must suck being that paranoid.
this week in stupid: July 1 edition
Now that Clarence "I got mine, now fuck off" Thomas, Amy "every sperm is sacred" Barrett and the rest of those creeps have seen their life-long dreams fulfilled, it would be great if they would just resign now and enjoy a well-earned rest in the arms of their billionaire buddies. Because it's not going to get much better for them. Unless, of course, they legalize slavery, take away women's right to vote, and ban every book with the words "and" and "the" in them.
You keep a lot of people going in these times, thank you.
Waiting for the Court to invalidate the Civil Rights Act..... waiting for the Court to invalidate the Voting Rights Act....it’s only a matter of time with this bunch of reactionary fuck ups known as members of the SC, because they don’t give a chicken fried fuck about law or precedent or societal gains...they want to turn the clock back at least 100 years. Have a great holiday fellow travelers, rest up, spend time with family and friends...we are in it for the long haul.
Waiting for Republicans to cancel 4th of July because "we should never have rebelled against our government - hint hint" without the slightest bit of J6 irony.
McCONNELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS B.S.
From three toes to three brain cells, you had me snorteling my coffee. The day’s still young.
So many mysteries solved in today’s newsletter! I was wondering about demon portals just the other day. Gays are manufactured by the government, yes there is an actual facility...somewhere. Boom! Solved!
The SCOTUS is an illegal court because, they make shit up to rule on. That non-website designer who has no interactions with the LGBTQ community took her raging paranoia to the actual SCOTUS who ruled in her favor...based upon?
It’s a fabrication out of thin air. Who was in charge of this crystal clear lie so the court can make discrimination fashionable again?
What a load...
"so fucking stupid. and so fucking evil."
BINGO!
This was a depressing week.
the idiot from S Dakota wins the day for me, idiots elect idiots
That news about Mount Rushmore was SO informative. Really explains a lot.
WTAF is wrong with these asshole, freaks of nature republicans?? Manufacturing gay and trans people. No sweetie, they’ve been around since the beginning of civilization. And probably even earlier.
I am beyond sick of their willful ignorance. Do non of them know how to use a search engine? It must suck being that paranoid.
“honestly, I think there’s a secret assembly line somewhere where conservatives are manufacturing stupid fucking morons.” True that, Jeff.
Teddy Roosevelt demon of communism...LMAO. Truly, worth the price of admission. Thank you.
My week in stupid includes freaking the fuck out over Biden’s Cpap machine. When in desperate search of an outrage they blew it out with this one.
I love this Substack so much