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This one should be "This week in 'Ick.'"

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Have you noticed Ivanka is chewing her nails in that photo with her daddy-dearest and Epstein? I truly shudder to think what made her anxious.

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😢 I feel the same. It makes me sick to think, it's horrible.

When I saw that I thought WHY would the orange monster take his kids to a bar (or anywhere) a monster pedophile is??? 😭🤮😡

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Lordy, you're right! Actually, looks more like she's sucking her fingers. Horrible.

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I know. And then I think of her now, a mannequin masquerading as a human.

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The best description ever!

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I noticed it right away!! Anxiety, stress??

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Yes, or fear? I cannot imagine what that child went through.

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Anyone else doubt the Trump Brothers can start a sentence without, "My dad"? (They may be legally obligated to do so)

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I don't care how they start sentences, as long as "10 to 20" is part of it.

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Bah dum tiss (rim shot)! Brilliant!

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💥🥇

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That was just masterful!

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Jan 13, 2024
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Seriously. They've been raised to be extensions, nothing more. I'm not kidding when I say they may be legally obligated because I would not be surprised if he threatened them with disinheritance or other financial damage if they didn't.

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And those 2 dumb shits probably don't realize there won't be hardly anything left to leave them.

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When he's gone (Please, Lord, take him this weekend), it's going to be a gladiator melee over whatever left

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😂 Oh Susan...gotta love ya’!

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Sort of ironic that Trump wouldn't let his sons have their own lives, with threats of being cut off from their inheritance if they wanted to do their own thing. DTjr couldn't join the army nor could either do fundraising stuff like charity events for child cancer where $$ and/ or the clubs would donate the site or services to the cause. Trump's such a cheap douche bag, a real soul kill but if his loses his civil case there goes all that leverage of the inheritances or their combined net worth. What a bummer!

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That's pretty common with the children of narcissists. And I'm sure he has, either directly or by inference. ALL relationships are transactional with narcissists.

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They have no life of their own. Pod people.

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Thanks so much Jeff.

Every time I read your summary of how deep the well of ignorance runs I think "You get the government you deserve." But then I think of all of your avid readers (of which I am proudly one), and think ... readers! -and I'm inspired to keep working with so many others toward equity, justice, democracy, and a more perfect Union.

I remain deeply grateful to you for saying the things aloud I simply cannot say (should I decide to run for office someday.)

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Falafel? Squirrely McNosemuffin? I've laughed so hard I needed my inhaler. 🤣🤣 Brilliant.

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I did NOT know that HAARP had the ability to affect the weather. I’m going to call them. We will have climate change solved by Monday evening… Tuesday at the latest.

But be prepared to see all the recently melted-away glaciers around the world to come back, immediately.

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Excellent. 😂😂😂😂

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Well, right now I’m feeling nothing but great relief. I thought, for sure, the Jews would be blamed for the Iowa blizzard. But thank God they found something else to pin it on. Who knew that our space lasers could create fire but not ice?

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hahahah-good one!

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That Confederate at the top CAN'T be real, can he? It's GOT to be a joke shirt that dumbass misinterpreted, or his sister-wife ironed on for him. The stupid BURNS so much!

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My money is on the sister/wife, but my dream is that a print shop knew it was wrong and printed it anyway.

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Sadly, yes. The thing about getting stuff printed is the printer rarely corrects the customer (I can't tell you how any RE-GRAND OPENING!!" Banners I have seen

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I love reading Chinese restaurant menus. It’s like they use Apple autocorrect for layout

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Rarely not rely. Oops :)

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%$#*@ Autocorrect Thanks for the catch!

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Take comfort. It took forever to beat my phone's autocorrect into submission. It kept telling people I live in "Have a lick," not "Havelock." I will say, it sparked some interesting conversations when I didn' t catch it.

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Seems like AI

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I'm not inclined to give the guy in the picture WEARING a Confederate flag, surrounded by Confederate flags, that "out."

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Another tsunami of stupid. Hey Donnie Jr! Your daddy was best buddies with Epstein forever. His incestors built this country??!? That explains a lot in that photo. Laura Loomer thinks Haley controls the weather. Give that woman a double thorazine. Well, that about covers it. Have a good day everybody.

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Honestly. I'm thinking stupid is too soft a word to use for some of this utter insanity. This is where R's push to eliminate education really comes to the fore.

Getting a neck ache from shaking my head so much.

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Don- Yes, it’s like the slow unfolding of destroying public education (cut funding, money to private schools, home schools, etc) was not getting the job done fast enough. So we get a heaping helping of crazy with book banning, harassment of school board, teachers, etc.

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To be fair, it was one school district, and they didn't actually ban it, they did however, remove the dictionary, encyclopedias, thesauruses, and one other type of reference book in order to ensure they meet the FL law regarding "containing sexual depictions or activity".

It's really a case of completely overreacting in order to "be on the safe side".

It does make me wonder about the people in charge of the district.

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Nose candy enthusiasts.

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Jeff Tiedrich - he googles HAARP so you don't have to. What a gleefully stupid week! I feel better now.

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I wait for this every week! It’s just the comedic two by four up side the head ( as we say here in South Cackalacky) to get me right.

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Tell me about it - uncle jeff makes living a blue dot in a sea of red a little more tolerable.

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I hear you! I live at the Jersey shore, but might as well be in Mississippi.

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I live in Aiken County, South Carolina - where, according to one of the locals, "We're all Republicans here, aren't we?" f**k no

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Thank you, graphic designer, thank you, screen printer for shutting up and letting Mr. Incestor's spelling stand. 🤣🤣🤣

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I can’t stop laughing at the content of this post---well----except for the last one! YUK! lol

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I'm biased, I really think we are better than GQP. Because really, it's like a three rings circus. Prosecute pedophiles! But only Democrats! Don't touch our orange mammoth! Epitome if white privilege! But only Hunter, our orange mammoth's kiddies don't count. If I palmfaced every time something stupid comes out of those deranged monkeys mouth, I would be black and blue all year long. Btw,my apologies to the monkeys, they most likely have more common sense than that so called grand old party

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Jeff I love it this morning, especially the woman who is the epitome of the Minivan Taliban and her obsession with stealing from Target, and yet she preaches how wholesome she is.....you can’t make this up... BTW, you didn’t include the latest legal setback for our “Governor” Kari dried up, filtered like a Lucky Strike Lake. Apparently her crack legal team suffered a setback in her libel trial vs the Miracopa County GOP director. SAD... and now she wants to be the Senator and wants to make nice with McCain Republicans.... Ain’t gonna happen lady, so go back to that shitty, bug infested golf motel, enjoy the aroma hanging around Il Douch, especially around the omelette bar........Thanks for all you do Jeff.

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I thought Bill O'Reilly was dead. Bummer.

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Laura Loon(er) = nuts

Bill O’Reilly = putz

Keri Blair = yutz

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I like asking the buyers for book stores if they’ve ordered Bill Oreilly’s latest book “Killing Literature”.

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