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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

“Police camera video from his arrest shows (Indiana State Rep.) Lucas telling officers he has a gun in his waistband and that a round was in the chamber.” Hey, Kids! February is Black History Month! Write a synopsis of how it would have gone down if Rep. Lucas had been a young black man. In a hoodie.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

now there's a point I wish I'd made in my post

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Sadly a black man in the same situation as Lucas probably wouldn’t be here to tell the story!!

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Claudia Green's avatar

The everyday experiences of the white population give them no insight into the lives of the poor or black population.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

Exactly.

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Claudia Green's avatar

I say this as a privileged white person. I am amazed and sad as an intelligent and thoughtful person how little I saw my privilege until unfortunately until not to long ago.

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Rick Bonin's avatar

Yup, me too. I guess we were asleep, but now we are fucking woke. Never to sleep again… and the GOP’s worst fucking nightmare.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

In my limited experience, most ppl do not recognize their privilege for what it is. Good for you! 👍🏼

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

Excellent point!

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

I am an elderly white woman, and disabled. My little neighborhood is mostly younger black people, a wonderful, caring group who ALWAYS make sure that I'm ok, and don't need help with heavy things. I've gotten in the habit of going out and sitting on my porch with my phone when there is (very occasionally) a police car at one of the houses, videoing...just in case. And I can do that pretty safely, mostly because the police are NOT willing to take on an elderly white woman on a walker...there's just no good optics on that one. I KNOW what would have happened if that had been a young black man...with or without hoodie!

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Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

Rebecca, thank you for caring, and for being such a great neighbor! 👏❤️🥰

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

THEY are the great neighbors! It's one small service I can do for all that they do for me!

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Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

A "mutual aid" neighborhood - it's admirable all the way around. I'm sure they appreciate your watchful eye as well.

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

💕👍🏼

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Janine's avatar

TRUTH!

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

Yes, when I see that woman on that ridealong thing, the first thing I think is, "Warrior."

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Steve B's avatar

The first thing I thought was, "She stole that from Walmart!" Broken truck, my ass.

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Margaret's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Ellen Howe Ballou's avatar

😂😂😂

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Haha! Oh yeah maga, we be trembling in our boots. NOT.

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DR Darke's avatar

Hey, at least they have 49 trucks — that's an improvement over the last time I read this when they had five?

Keep it up, truckers! At this point you might get to 700,000 before the heat death of the universe.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

"Heat death of the universe" - 'I can't even'......just trying to say I loved this issue of 'This Week in Stupid' !

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Lisa's avatar

I know who I’m calling if shit goes south!lol

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Robert R's avatar

That’s the female Road Warrior. Mad Maxine !wants to make her next stop The Capitol,The Thunderdome ! Vroom !

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Linda Heath's avatar

Yepper, get along, doggie!

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Donatella  Dillon's avatar

😂😂😅😅🤣🤣👍

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

“We need you to be warrin’ fer us”. Don’t worry, I’m worrying enough for all of us.

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Karla's avatar

🤣

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Karla's avatar

Hilarious 🤣

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Caroline's avatar

Marjorie, you are in fact in-dick-table. Congrats girl!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

🤣🤣😂

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DR Darke's avatar

Eww?

Thank you, no, I'd rather my in-dick-able partners have at least something going on upstairs?

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Duhrew's avatar

She got something going on upstairs...it’s called Bats in the Belfry...although I heartily second the Eww!

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DR Darke's avatar

Okay, then—something ELSE going on upstairs besides Bats in her Belfry.

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Bonnie's avatar

Came here to say that! I don't even have a dick and but it shrivels in my mind at the sight of Sporky. Ugh!

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

😅

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Robert R's avatar

Was Donnie indicked for the rape trial !

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Bonnie's avatar

🏆

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counterlife's avatar

To be fair, Marge's mispronunciation may be less caused by her illiteracy and more by her obvious obsession with dicks. Hunter Biden's dick in particular.

(All I can say is it's a good thing for Marge, and most members of the "Freedumb Caucus" that breathing does not require rational thought.)

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M McConlogue's avatar

Reading teacher (retired) here. This is what you get when you throw out Whole Language and focus only on phonics instruction, as Georgia has.

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Mary Hall's avatar

The word "phonics" doesn't even start with an 'F'. This is why aliens fly right past us.

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Bonnie Boyce's avatar

Yup, here in good ole P-ho-E-nix, we get it!

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Robert R's avatar

No wonder the kids don’t no wat the phuk iz hapnin round the kuntree!

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Bonnie's avatar

😭😅🤣

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M McConlogue's avatar

A+ for you in fa-nix!

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M McConlogue's avatar

Fee-nix?

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M McConlogue's avatar

Beautiful! One of my students pointed this out also.

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Robert R's avatar

Since kindergarten I have always wondered about Fonics with the ph ?? wtf ?

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M McConlogue's avatar

Blame the Phonecians.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Haha!! 👍🏻

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Bonnie's avatar

😅😭😭🙌🤣

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Claudia Green's avatar

Hey they threw out phonics as well, and turned it into some kind of exploratory guessing games.

The rules of phonics work a lot of the time. It is not fool proof though.

Whole Language? Is that writing and reading with phonics? My kids did that in the 1990’s. They were writing in kindergarten.

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M McConlogue's avatar

Yes. It puts the fun back into learning.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

She's an erec-tion-ist.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I think that Marge would like to have one of her own.

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Bonnie's avatar

🎯💯

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Bonnie's avatar

Anaconda envy

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Rick Bonin's avatar

Hunter’s dick lives in her head rent-free.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"Cokey McSnortnostrils" 🤣

And this is America? JFC! We should all be afraid...very afraid. Between Margie 3 Toes and the poor woman own her scooter, I'm dead! ☠️☠️ Seriously, how do we get a shot of intelligence into our government? Our stupid will be our undoing. Outstanding column today! ✌️💙

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Kimberly Montgomery (CA)'s avatar

I laughed out loud at "Cokey McSnortnostrils". 🤣😂.

And yep, sadly this is MAGA's America. Uneducated, willing to use their Trucks ( and scooter) to support Abbott in Texas without really understanding what they are for or against...MAGA talking points are all they can manage as way of explanation.

What about work? Can these people really afford to be convoying for several weeks? How will they be able to afford to give money to their Orange Idol? 😂🤣

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Karla's avatar

Exactly. In the words of every Republican when progressives protest.. “Don’t they have jobs?”

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meryl selig's avatar

Yo, Kimberly! Work??!?! They don’t worry about WORK. They gaslight imaginary immigrants who have “stolen” their jobs! They can blame eager newcomers’ work ethic and desire to earn a living for having taken away their (birthright) jobs. None of the worst protestors/cultists seem to hold jobs.

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Kimberly Montgomery (CA)'s avatar

Meryl, it does seem that's true for many who are protesting against those willing to actually work doing jobs they would never do. It's maddening.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Susan is writing a Substack!😀😀😀

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Well, imma gonna try. 😂 Time to write something else besides advertising copy!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

You got this!😃😃😘

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Susan Niemann's avatar

We'll see! I now owe you a beer! :)

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Lisa's avatar

I did not know this, but I always enjoy both your and Susan’s comments. I’ll be subscribing!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Thanks. I'll be looking forward to it.😀💙

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Hey Lisa! Thanks! I’m diving in… I have gotten so much from the Jeff, Jay, Alicia stacks and actually met people for lunch by meeting them here! Seemed like the thing to do after I shut down my web site!😎

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Janine's avatar

Omfg Cokey Mcsnortnostrils Killing me!!!!!! Ahahahahahha!!!!!!!!

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Kay-El's avatar

1. UFO’s aren’t coming here as long as GPO dipshits are running the House.

2. Cocaine Jr. Is trying to shove the other Jr down our throats

3. How did Lucas not shoot himself? That would have been the better lesson.

4. Convoy got a 56% rating from Rotten Tomatoes. The remake isn’t any better.

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Kay-El's avatar

GOP not the Government Printing Office 🙄

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Charlie Austin's avatar

The GPO actually would do better job.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I was waiting for Lucas to shoot himself. That would have been epic! 😂

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Like Elmer ? 😉

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂

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Kerry Truchero's avatar

Wait, wait, wait! Empty G and indiktable have a twin. Didn’t you hear Cokie McTrumpkin say that “they” are using a “crudgel”? Is that like a cudgel you buy in a German bakery?

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Nancy Neese's avatar

The crudgel is next to the stollen (election) in the display case.

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Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

I heard it and you're right! He wants his crudgel with powdered sugar!

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Kerry Truchero's avatar

“No, Donny, it’s sugar. Unroll that 20 and put it back in your wallet.”

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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meryl selig's avatar

Cokie McTrumpkin….this keeps getting better

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Hard to pick. I guess gun-flashing is more worser than MTG having dick troubles, and she's obviously looking to run up the score in the self-own stoopid contest, but flashing a gun on children takes this contest.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Ms. Faulkner looks like a space alien looking for a ride home. Tommy Tubberville can be the national spokesman for CTE after his Senate career. There's more marching powder to be had in Peru. You're lucky, teenage girls. Rep. Lewis could have flashed his other gun.(🤢🤮) Sporky sure has Dicks on her mind. Truckers spread crabs and other venereal delights as they travel. Well, that about takes care of it. Have a good weekend everybody.

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Lisa's avatar

If he had flashes his other gun, he could join Boebert’s husband as a sex offender! We have truly hit rock bottom with these troglodytes!

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Mary Hall's avatar

There is no bottom with Rethuglicans. For decades I have been saying that the "bottom of the barrel" with these mofos is through the molten Earth and out the other side.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

See, this right here is why I always read the comments! 🤣🤣

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😃😃

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Charlie you're a bad boy.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😈😈😃

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Robert R's avatar

Fanomanil !

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😀😆😀

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

I hadn’t heard any of this, but not surprising living in my igloo north of the 49th. Sometimes my government doesn’t allow us to hear or view some of the sheet that’s going on down south. Being Saturday, and the gov closed for the weekend, we canucks can rejoice in some really important pieces of info. Thank you for the superb recap to the week. 😉😁

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Robert R's avatar

Hey CaroleAnn ,I’m half Canuck if the shit hits the fan down here in November,ya think you could leave the back door at the border open ? Ay?

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Patris's avatar

Too bad there isn’t an anti-stupid ray gun.

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Kay-El's avatar

Set phaser to stun would help.

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Patris's avatar

If only. Or the “cream pie” setting ..

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Deborah T's avatar

I think they’ve already been hit with the stun phaser. None of them are operating with their brain fully engaged.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Patris's avatar

Physics! What’s the hold-up??

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Charlie Austin's avatar

😃😃😂😂

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Tess's avatar

So much stupid…so little space! hahaha They just make shit up to look good for the idiots with no brain cells! Have a nice weekend everyone!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Oh god ….. , how did our country get so stupid. How did our Old English morph into drawlahillbilly. 😵‍💫

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William Burke's avatar

Born and bred New Yorkers always sound stupid when they try to speak drawlahillbilly. It either comes natural or it don’t.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

There must be an unwritten requirement that Maga brains show <80 IQ. They should not have access to guns, microphones or holding office.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Or motor vehicles, as Rep. Lewis aptly demonstrated.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

These voters appear to lack the capacity to appreciate the larger issues associated with reinstating the makeup- challenged felonious fraudster. The fact that so many of these red hat dip shits, including legislators, define themselves through the inappropriate display of gun ownership is twisted.

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Chris Craddock's avatar

Good old Sporkie keeps bringing her “A” game. So much clueless venom and anger wrapped in a bleach blonde skin suit and <checks notes…> as dumb as a potato. She obviously has a thing for the Mango Mussolini, but does she have to repeat every word he says?

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Tess's avatar

Although potatoes have eyes…and the eyes 3 toes have must not be connected to her brain…(If she indeed has one!)

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Karla's avatar

In an effort to communicate with Shitler, Tommy and Junior are learning gibberish on Babbel, but my favorite stupid is Kay on her tractor truck. I can’t stop laughing. Her kids must be so proud. Thanks for bringing us the good stuff.

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