More like alien level baffling, Neal. Perhaps why Jeff was having such difficulty assigning the correct species. They are deep ocean, never seen these creatures before plastic injecting moronic organisms. Personally I thought it was a collection of blow-up sex toys.
That is such an apt description. I looked at all four of them, each looking in the mirror and saying, “Yes. This is the look I am going for.” Bat. Shit. Crazy.
I have an unfortunate niece who 46 (?) years old who aspires to this look as she teaches pilates to like minded women. She was born naturally born beautiful with the blondest hair and honey skin. By four years old and beyond she made any cheap clothes look like a million bucks, as opposed to her uncomely younger sister who couldn’t make anything look good. She’s still striking w/o makeup and thin model figure. But the duck lips ruin her already beautiful face. As shallow as they come, poor girl.
Reminds me of the scene in the movie "First Wives Club" where Goldie Hawn shrieks I want Mick Jagger lips!" Then after surgery, her lips are so big she can't hold her cigarette.
It does seem to be the look that the men whom the women are aspiring to please, find attractive. It's beyond sad that the so-called 'men' who hang-out at Mar-A-Lardo seem to find women who look as though they had been drawn as comic book characters more attractive than the real thing.
Jeff Bezos clearly likes the look….he’s marrying this (https://www.today.com/popculture/news/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-engaged-rcna85703) or maybe already did…he’s here in Aspen, we live in the area. Fuck nut jd vance is attending the wedding. Bezos had to do this here, during the busiest time of the year because he’s an arrogant narcissist ass. And fucking vance has an entourage of 60 secret service agents following him around and fucking up traffic everywhere. I hate these people. Couldn’t bezos do a really cool wedding on fucking mars? Or the moon? Test his penis rocket at the same time? Ugh. 😑
Each time they have their faces yanked further up, their mouths get wider and then the lip pumping makes their mouths look like exhaust pipes on a Porsche Cayenne (not that I have something like that).
I absolutely get the visual, though. The first time I assisted on a facelift was weird, they undermine the facial skin, and it peels like a mask. Not my favorite surgery to assist by far.
She was a pretty young woman, way back when. I think having all the coke in the world just warped her senses. Now she looks and dresses like a crack Ho. Sad.
The thing is, the puffier they get the older they actually are…dead giveaway. Sad to say, it will not age well. In fact it begins to turn quite hideous and the point will be lost entirely. They will become more freakishly old looking. Natural aging is never freakish, it’s beautiful to behold the graceful aging process. Vacant pursuit matches the vacant look in their eyes and on their faces. The internet will no doubt be as cruel to them as they’ve been to themselves.
Yes. I saw a person recently in public. She was at least in 70’s, as I am. But her face was a mess. And it wasn’t due to natural aging. The lips, once puffed, were deflated. Literally skin hanging down. He whole face sagged from the bottom of her eyes downward to jowls. Her neck was hanging over her collar. It’s possible that she’s had a major weight loss that left her that way. But one can tell the difference. She had remainders, and reminders, of that weird cat thing these plastic people do. How can they not see the cat effect?
There is a (cut-rate) surgeon member there who probably actually specializes in ENT, who took a week-end seminar would be my bet. There is one in my town that does that, and his work looks very similar. Once one gets work for cheaper, they all will. They obviously want to flaunt their wealth, that they could afford to have work done. An actual Board-certified plastic Surgeon can fix them in a way that is barely noticeable. I worked with a couple of great ones.
when I used to go to florida to help my parents, I had natural white hair- I am certain that I was the only female I ever saw in Boca Raton with undyed hair. I was so grateful to get home to Vermont!
I belong to the same club of undyed White haired women and men. Just look at DT. However, I started getting my first white hairs when I was around 11. They were just strands. My friend Michael teased me that for my 40th birthday he would give me Lady Grecian formula, a hair dye. I said no thanks. As an undergraduate I still have the sprinkling but one women I knew had totally white hair at 24. It was years later that she dyed it. Now it is in to have White hair, but only if it is unnatural. Crazy hunh?
The Unreal Housewives of Mar A Lago, coming soon. However I won’t be, unless I can get that damned MAL picture out of my head. Saltpeter has nothing on that picture
Run don’t walk, as I read the explanation of them being showy drag queens it all made sense, over the top makeup everything done to get attention, show biz. But no real, in a comedic sick way. I will not look again I feel damaged.
As a retired Surgical Assistant, it is offensive to my craft when women go to cut-rate surgeons for bad work. On the other hand, I will absolutely praise aesthetically pleasing work. I am, a professionally trained observer.
I think my governor Kristi looks like this more every day. We will be rid of her shortly, maybe, but I can't wait for the shitshow of a conformation hearing for her dream post....
absolutely....it's that Jeff has a way of humorously and profanely stating all the shit that makes every one of us crazy, so we look forward to his 'eloquence in profanity'...I thought I was pretty good at it till I started reading Jeff
Indeed, to get to the other side of this hell we must all sit and watch the shit-show dumpster-fire clown-car train-wreck. At least we can be entertained. Please pass the popcorn.
As for accidentally being on the same side as some MAGAt ass-kisser or some DOGE ass-hat or any of the MAGA-commentariat, it is inevitable because their arguments, their "rationale", their bleats, are all circular nonsense, all contradictory given enough time for them to forget what their original rant was. tRumpf is still the president, but everything is Biden's fault. We are all followers of Jesus, that's why we chose an amoral, rapist, corrupt felon to lead us. The price of eggs are too high, but the economy is so much better now that Dear Leader has been chosen.
Spot on. At the moment, there ain't much that resistance can accomplish, so I am just sipping the chardonnay and nibbling on popcorn watching the ass-hats self-own.
What, aside from her racist rant about white Europeans versus third world rejects? I used to tell my students that the non-indigenous settling of America was by the losers—religious, economic, or political, etc. My Volga German ancestors fled Russia. My Protestant ancestors fled religious persecution. They had lost the struggle somewhere. Irish famine, emptying debtors prisons, political dissidents, wars, . . . One grows weary of the incredible historical ignorance but then the pablum is spread by opportunists and con artists for the willfully ignorant.
The Muskrat said the quiet part out loud. You're not supposed to tell the marks that they're just cannon fodder. "You've done your part by electing us, now we'll hire slaves to make us even more wealthy!"
I'm glad he blocked her, she is a low-life, racist idiot and cutting off her funding is good. He is finding out why all the Nazis were banned, because they ARE deplorable, hateful idiots. He isn't a sympathetic character either though. I say take no sides and hope they wound each other mortally.
WOW! That was quite a stupid week for sure…Nice background on Superman, maga-idiot truck driver, gargoyle look- alikes at motel hell, watters is gross….and E. Musk Petty needs to go away! Well happy Saturday everyone! Thanks for the laughs Jeff!
The chances of Musk going away or doing something positive like Getty did by funding a museum is about likely as Dump being considered good looking. It ain't happening as long as this greedy asshole wields the power and enormous wealth that keeps him in control. Dear leader was bought and paid for which has only gained him a backseat in his very disturbed and demented world.
I would give your posts double Likes most of the time, if I could. They say laughter is the best medicine. Probably even if it's about bizarre MAGA stuff (redundancy there, I realize).
E. Musk Petty (aka the muskrat) does not think Americans are good at software as foreigners? Bullshit to that. I went to a conference about 20 years ago at Stanford University and stayed at a hotel near the campus that had a free breakfast and was surrounded at breakfast by software engineers writing code while eating breakfast! I joked with one of them about getting away from work for 15 minutes to eat breakfast and he did not take it as a joke!! Meanwhile, the muskrat’s shitty cars (Tesla) had to recall 700,000 of them because their tire pressure sensors do NOT work!
Perhaps, the muskrat should spend more time working at Tesla instead of being co-president or maybe working at X which is going down the toilet under his brilliant leadership!!!
Mark - add the incredibly nightmarish monstrosity that is that tesla truck - I saw one parked at my office lot. Who in their right mind designed that??
They are a special kind of horrible up close in real life, aren’t they? There seem to be more of them all the time here in SoCal. I’m so tempted to make up a graphic that simply says “MORON” and flash it at the driver when I see one. Except, these days, I might get shot.
Someone who saw Damnation Alley on hallucinogens, and said I could make that vehicle. It screams "look at me, I'm a toxic male with more money than sense".
The muskrat must have designed that hideous truck while on ketamine??? Remember he goes around offering his sperm to women because he thinks he is so brilliant!!! Deport the muskrat!!!
High marks Dave, there have been plenty of disastrous designs throughout automobile design history, AMC’s Matador was ugly, but your point is well taken!!
High marks Dave, there have been plenty of disastrous designs throughout automobile design history. AMC’s Matador was the ugliest thing of remembrance, until this dross!!
I really believe Musk must be understood as an addict - a money addict. Most people don't consider that "a thing," but just because something is prevalent doesn't mean it's not harmful.
A while ago, the CDC released a report ( which I have not been able to find ) that declared that "The US has become a nation of addicts." In addition to the usual addictions - alcohol, drugs, food, gambling, smoking - they mentioned TV, internet, social media. They came to the conclusion that "Most Americans are trying to escape from their lives."
In AA they say, "one drink is too many and a thousand is not enough." To paraphrase for Musk, "one billion is too much and a trillion will not be enough if you get there."
Some people can enjoy drinking and some cannot. Some people can enjoy money and some cannot. In addition to narcissism, Trump and Musk share this in common - they are deeply unhappy people in an unfortunate position that enables them to widely share their misery.
Because the money is only a tool for power. What they really want (in addition) is adoration, the money gets them that, but they know, like with Melania, it is transactional, not real. Musk needs constant ego-stroking and he surrounds himself with men who will do that. He's also the world's biggest Incel.
1) The MuskRAT: I want that fuck's ego to end him in spectacular fashion. He could fully fund STEM programs at multiple US schools, but he wants to import cheap labor for his own ends.
2) Mar a Lardo women: If there were open flames present, the building would have gone up in toxic flames, EPA superman site
3) Watch: the Circus Peanut is now begging for a stay on the TikTok ban because he can "broker a deal." Watch it end up in his hands, MuskRAT, or some other friendly tech billionaire. Put the Spawn in charge, that'll kill it.
Look.........we all have our own tastes and preferences and whatnot when it comes to what we find attractive. But I simply cannot comprehend looking at Trump and thinking "I'd hit it". Not in any instance of the multiverse. Wild that the same group of men creaming their jeans over Superman also apparently think that rust-colored lumpy barge is the next coverboy for People's Sexiest Man Alive issue.
Now that the orange turd has been reelected, the new thing I saw yesterday was a MAGA truck that displayed instead of those ridiculous flags were stickers that read Trump Won, Get Over It. Like hell I will. Seems like these mindless twits are never happy no matter the outcome.
This is just another classic, Jeff. The drag queens of the Golf Motel story was perfection. I hope those “ladies” see your post. I was just at a drag show and, I swear, they looked just like that!
YES! I've been trying to figure out who that photo reminds me of, and it's either Biff or Kiefer Sutherland in The Frighteners - another MJFox vehicle.
That MAL photo… washing my eyes now. That such a world exists, baffling. National Geographic level baffling.
More like alien level baffling, Neal. Perhaps why Jeff was having such difficulty assigning the correct species. They are deep ocean, never seen these creatures before plastic injecting moronic organisms. Personally I thought it was a collection of blow-up sex toys.
They remind me of the cheap blow-up sex dolls, like the one Bud Bundy had on Married With Children
That is such an apt description. I looked at all four of them, each looking in the mirror and saying, “Yes. This is the look I am going for.” Bat. Shit. Crazy.
I have an unfortunate niece who 46 (?) years old who aspires to this look as she teaches pilates to like minded women. She was born naturally born beautiful with the blondest hair and honey skin. By four years old and beyond she made any cheap clothes look like a million bucks, as opposed to her uncomely younger sister who couldn’t make anything look good. She’s still striking w/o makeup and thin model figure. But the duck lips ruin her already beautiful face. As shallow as they come, poor girl.
Ah, memories .....
FOTFLMAO!
You used to be a blow up sex doll? Or did you just own one?
You really have to ask?
🤣🤣🤣 Keep the vinyl leak repair kit handy
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!
😂🤣😂🤣!!!
I'm glad we could amuse you. Is it stormy up there today? Just blah down here.
Am in California. Getting stormy here! Happy New Year!
Every year at Fantasy fest in Key West there is a lady who dresses up as a blow-up doll. She's great!
😂😂😂😂
If it ain't plastic, it's pasted. Double-sided tape: it's what's for boobies!
I suppose that's the objective, to look plastic and pliable with a hole for a mouth. Wow, what times we live in.
New rock band name:
Four lb lips.
Reminds me of the scene in the movie "First Wives Club" where Goldie Hawn shrieks I want Mick Jagger lips!" Then after surgery, her lips are so big she can't hold her cigarette.
Dang! That's brilliant.
Vagina Lips.
Yup, that's the point, then use bright red lipstick to mimic arousal. Or so the sociologists and anthropologists claim.
Now Natalie, be honest. WHERE did you read that?!
My spouse read it to me, here's a similar claim.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20942361/#:~:text=In%20Caucasians%2C%20much%20of%20the,and%20cardiac%20and%20respiratory%20health.
no- vacuum cleaner is the model.
It does seem to be the look that the men whom the women are aspiring to please, find attractive. It's beyond sad that the so-called 'men' who hang-out at Mar-A-Lardo seem to find women who look as though they had been drawn as comic book characters more attractive than the real thing.
Also bleach-blonde, a color many have when young, when they spend much time outdoors, but hair darkens as we age.
Stepford wives?
More like the creepy brothel "Jezebels" in "The Handmaid's Tale".
*Stepford second wives
The Stepford wives were at least somewhat human looking, and they definitely had more class.
Not really, Paula. They were very robotic. These women here might be humanoids. 🤓
Perfect description!!!
Vegas whores have more class than those wannabe-bimbos.
Well yeah, they are honest about the sex being a transaction.
Trapped in the movie ‘Brazil’…😞
Katherine Helmond in Brazil was my first thought when faced with that pinnacle of plastic.
Words fail.
Kinda like the 9th Diocese.
Jeff Bezos clearly likes the look….he’s marrying this (https://www.today.com/popculture/news/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-engaged-rcna85703) or maybe already did…he’s here in Aspen, we live in the area. Fuck nut jd vance is attending the wedding. Bezos had to do this here, during the busiest time of the year because he’s an arrogant narcissist ass. And fucking vance has an entourage of 60 secret service agents following him around and fucking up traffic everywhere. I hate these people. Couldn’t bezos do a really cool wedding on fucking mars? Or the moon? Test his penis rocket at the same time? Ugh. 😑
Yes, examples of western decadence they can show in Russia, and China to make their audience despise the USA.
What really makes me laugh (not) is that they probably think I'm jealous and wish I was one of them....
So baffling. I keep imagining the moment before these creatures leave the house, checking the mirror and going, "Yeah, perfect."
They look, all right. And they ARE critical … as they speed dial their plastic surgeon. More. More. I need MORE!!
You can tell it is an addiction with them. Look at Kimmy Gargoyle she looks like a caricature of herself.
Each time they have their faces yanked further up, their mouths get wider and then the lip pumping makes their mouths look like exhaust pipes on a Porsche Cayenne (not that I have something like that).
I absolutely get the visual, though. The first time I assisted on a facelift was weird, they undermine the facial skin, and it peels like a mask. Not my favorite surgery to assist by far.
She was a pretty young woman, way back when. I think having all the coke in the world just warped her senses. Now she looks and dresses like a crack Ho. Sad.
They can never conquer the demons they have created.
The thing is, the puffier they get the older they actually are…dead giveaway. Sad to say, it will not age well. In fact it begins to turn quite hideous and the point will be lost entirely. They will become more freakishly old looking. Natural aging is never freakish, it’s beautiful to behold the graceful aging process. Vacant pursuit matches the vacant look in their eyes and on their faces. The internet will no doubt be as cruel to them as they’ve been to themselves.
Yes. I saw a person recently in public. She was at least in 70’s, as I am. But her face was a mess. And it wasn’t due to natural aging. The lips, once puffed, were deflated. Literally skin hanging down. He whole face sagged from the bottom of her eyes downward to jowls. Her neck was hanging over her collar. It’s possible that she’s had a major weight loss that left her that way. But one can tell the difference. She had remainders, and reminders, of that weird cat thing these plastic people do. How can they not see the cat effect?
It reminds me of what a late lamented female friend said about this lady in the office that I had a thing for: “It’ll be easy, but it won’t be cheap.”
They only look cheap
😂😂👍
Maybe MAL denizens get a discount on plastic surgery? 'Cuz it sure looks like those "women" had the same handiwork done.
There is a (cut-rate) surgeon member there who probably actually specializes in ENT, who took a week-end seminar would be my bet. There is one in my town that does that, and his work looks very similar. Once one gets work for cheaper, they all will. They obviously want to flaunt their wealth, that they could afford to have work done. An actual Board-certified plastic Surgeon can fix them in a way that is barely noticeable. I worked with a couple of great ones.
My first thought was too much botox. Also, is this the world of Florida women? Yeech!
It looks more like a Chlamydia convention.
You're BAAAADDD!! FOTF!
I know. I am. 😉😂
Keep it up!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha🏆
I’m still laughing at the response to those wax figures from Donnie’s private wax museum!!
It's like a ghoul museum! Creepy!
👆👆🎯😁👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Although I have seen more lifelike waxworks at Madame Tussads.
when I used to go to florida to help my parents, I had natural white hair- I am certain that I was the only female I ever saw in Boca Raton with undyed hair. I was so grateful to get home to Vermont!
I belong to the same club of undyed White haired women and men. Just look at DT. However, I started getting my first white hairs when I was around 11. They were just strands. My friend Michael teased me that for my 40th birthday he would give me Lady Grecian formula, a hair dye. I said no thanks. As an undergraduate I still have the sprinkling but one women I knew had totally white hair at 24. It was years later that she dyed it. Now it is in to have White hair, but only if it is unnatural. Crazy hunh?
The Unreal Housewives of Mar A Lago, coming soon. However I won’t be, unless I can get that damned MAL picture out of my head. Saltpeter has nothing on that picture
Seriously! They are the epitome of 'hideousness'!
Damn. Sold my Botox stock too soon.
If you saw one of them walking down the street, you know just what would pop into your mind...
Yes, get as far away as possible.
Run don’t walk, as I read the explanation of them being showy drag queens it all made sense, over the top makeup everything done to get attention, show biz. But no real, in a comedic sick way. I will not look again I feel damaged.
Let’s all take a step back from criticizing women’s looks. That they’re at Mar-a-Lago is enough to criticize their taste in hosts.
Even if they were the most beautiful women I've ever seen, they're at Mordor-a-Lago. That's the only red flag I need.
As a retired Surgical Assistant, it is offensive to my craft when women go to cut-rate surgeons for bad work. On the other hand, I will absolutely praise aesthetically pleasing work. I am, a professionally trained observer.
The thing is, good surgical work is virtually undetectable.
Bah. These women CHOSE to look like this. All the silicone, filler, Botox, fake eyelashes, and mascara money can buy.
They themselves think they look fantastic, and we are free to disagree.
This is what happens when you have too much money. More dollars than cents (sense) as my mom used to say.
Don't worry Doc, we're just playing and venting.
So you’re saying it brought tears to your eyes, looking up at Donnie’s brood Neal??
I think he means tears of LAUGHTER.
I think my governor Kristi looks like this more every day. We will be rid of her shortly, maybe, but I can't wait for the shitshow of a conformation hearing for her dream post....
Keep it classy, Floriduh
Floriduh wouldn't know Classy if it came up and kicked Floriduh's ass.
Florida has been The Capital of Kitch, the tackler the better, since gators arrived.
*sigh* They are an infestation. And are ruining my once beautiful state.
Dont blame us. It’s all a bunch of Yankees at MAL, including the Head dip Shit in charge.
Palm Beach was the only County in Florida that voted for Biden.
I did not know that. Thanks, Palm Beach county
🤣🤣🤣 too late, I think.
Except that the females at the Playboy Mansion were attractive
Jeff, I start smiling the moment I see your email in my inbox. Thank you.
It's a terrible addiction, I can't really start my day before I read Jeff's diatribe. Am I in a cult?
If you can question yourself about being in a cult, you're probably not in a cult. Or at least not for long
Ok, thanks. I feel better now.
I just love all the crazy fodder he gathers in a single day. It's heavenly!
Yeah, Best Cult of All! ❤️
If you are in a cult, I’m glad we all are a part of it…
If so, I’m a member too.
me, too!!!
absolutely....it's that Jeff has a way of humorously and profanely stating all the shit that makes every one of us crazy, so we look forward to his 'eloquence in profanity'...I thought I was pretty good at it till I started reading Jeff
Jeff is the master.
That he is.
The MAGA/DOGE food fight is glorious and I am so here for it.
Whooda thunk that I would be on Laura Loomer's side on this?
It’s the same as agreeing with Ann Coulter— she was right too.
I’m a tiny bit scared of this realization Kay-EI!!
Worry not Cromulent1; stopped clock, etc.
Nice!
Yeah, it kinda freaked me out too, but Mary is correct.
Indeed, to get to the other side of this hell we must all sit and watch the shit-show dumpster-fire clown-car train-wreck. At least we can be entertained. Please pass the popcorn.
As for accidentally being on the same side as some MAGAt ass-kisser or some DOGE ass-hat or any of the MAGA-commentariat, it is inevitable because their arguments, their "rationale", their bleats, are all circular nonsense, all contradictory given enough time for them to forget what their original rant was. tRumpf is still the president, but everything is Biden's fault. We are all followers of Jesus, that's why we chose an amoral, rapist, corrupt felon to lead us. The price of eggs are too high, but the economy is so much better now that Dear Leader has been chosen.
Spot on. At the moment, there ain't much that resistance can accomplish, so I am just sipping the chardonnay and nibbling on popcorn watching the ass-hats self-own.
What, aside from her racist rant about white Europeans versus third world rejects? I used to tell my students that the non-indigenous settling of America was by the losers—religious, economic, or political, etc. My Volga German ancestors fled Russia. My Protestant ancestors fled religious persecution. They had lost the struggle somewhere. Irish famine, emptying debtors prisons, political dissidents, wars, . . . One grows weary of the incredible historical ignorance but then the pablum is spread by opportunists and con artists for the willfully ignorant.
Now, be sure to use her full title, according to Brannon: “Investigative Journalist Laura Loomer.”
LOL!
Hah Richard!!
More like "Loser who got banned from most social media, and every ride share for her Muslim hate."
The Muskrat said the quiet part out loud. You're not supposed to tell the marks that they're just cannon fodder. "You've done your part by electing us, now we'll hire slaves to make us even more wealthy!"
They all get too big for their britches at some point. I guess that’s how malignant narcissism works 🤷🏻♀️
When they split their pants, we can point and laugh
Night of the Long Tweets!
Ok, That's brilliant.
stolen from elseweb
perfect
I'm glad he blocked her, she is a low-life, racist idiot and cutting off her funding is good. He is finding out why all the Nazis were banned, because they ARE deplorable, hateful idiots. He isn't a sympathetic character either though. I say take no sides and hope they wound each other mortally.
WOW! That was quite a stupid week for sure…Nice background on Superman, maga-idiot truck driver, gargoyle look- alikes at motel hell, watters is gross….and E. Musk Petty needs to go away! Well happy Saturday everyone! Thanks for the laughs Jeff!
The chances of Musk going away or doing something positive like Getty did by funding a museum is about likely as Dump being considered good looking. It ain't happening as long as this greedy asshole wields the power and enormous wealth that keeps him in control. Dear leader was bought and paid for which has only gained him a backseat in his very disturbed and demented world.
:/
Someone wrote Musk is colostomy bag on legs. I'm stealing that one.
Far too kind.
Like
💯 on Superman background… and J. Paul context - thx!
Ditto Tess!!
A veritable charcuterie board if you will...
1. The only thing that could have made MAGA hat better is if a dog came by and peed on it.
2. I wonder if any of those women worry about sneezing because not one nose there is real.
3. Watters has a potential great career in science fiction because nobody sane could buy that as reality.
"Drag Queen Story Hour" at Motel Laga...Hilarious except Drag Queens are waaaaay better then that gang of old ladies...
The two on the end aren't that old, they are just plasticized to death!
I would give your posts double Likes most of the time, if I could. They say laughter is the best medicine. Probably even if it's about bizarre MAGA stuff (redundancy there, I realize).
E. Musk Petty (aka the muskrat) does not think Americans are good at software as foreigners? Bullshit to that. I went to a conference about 20 years ago at Stanford University and stayed at a hotel near the campus that had a free breakfast and was surrounded at breakfast by software engineers writing code while eating breakfast! I joked with one of them about getting away from work for 15 minutes to eat breakfast and he did not take it as a joke!! Meanwhile, the muskrat’s shitty cars (Tesla) had to recall 700,000 of them because their tire pressure sensors do NOT work!
Perhaps, the muskrat should spend more time working at Tesla instead of being co-president or maybe working at X which is going down the toilet under his brilliant leadership!!!
Mark - add the incredibly nightmarish monstrosity that is that tesla truck - I saw one parked at my office lot. Who in their right mind designed that??
They are a special kind of horrible up close in real life, aren’t they? There seem to be more of them all the time here in SoCal. I’m so tempted to make up a graphic that simply says “MORON” and flash it at the driver when I see one. Except, these days, I might get shot.
Or make up bumper stickers that say "Yes, I have a micro-penis."
👏👏👏👏😂
😆😆😆
Edsel.
Someone who saw Damnation Alley on hallucinogens, and said I could make that vehicle. It screams "look at me, I'm a toxic male with more money than sense".
Guys.
The muskrat must have designed that hideous truck while on ketamine??? Remember he goes around offering his sperm to women because he thinks he is so brilliant!!! Deport the muskrat!!!
I may have accidentally spilled my venti latte all over the windshield of one in a parking lot. Best $6 I've spent in a long time.
Narrator: It was not, in fact, accidental. But the stumbling and spilling was Oscar-worthy for any security cameras that may have been in the area.
Love it Lisa!!!
No way that dude should ever be allowed within a mile of a terminal. Bet he codes in BASIC.
Some of his foreign help prob designed that hideous Tesla truck - or whatever you call it. That is uglier than any car ever designed. 🤮🤮🤮
High marks Dave, there have been plenty of disastrous designs throughout automobile design history, AMC’s Matador was ugly, but your point is well taken!!
Muskrat
Hedgehog
Gargoyle
Frump, dump, grump, lump
Stoned
It’s gets easier with time.
China has the biggest Tesla factory, he goes there often, not enough for the denizens of America! I appreciate your drift Mark!!
Asshole Putin always shoots down the wrong-assed planes.
High marks Dave, there have been plenty of disastrous designs throughout automobile design history. AMC’s Matador was the ugliest thing of remembrance, until this dross!!
I really believe Musk must be understood as an addict - a money addict. Most people don't consider that "a thing," but just because something is prevalent doesn't mean it's not harmful.
A while ago, the CDC released a report ( which I have not been able to find ) that declared that "The US has become a nation of addicts." In addition to the usual addictions - alcohol, drugs, food, gambling, smoking - they mentioned TV, internet, social media. They came to the conclusion that "Most Americans are trying to escape from their lives."
In AA they say, "one drink is too many and a thousand is not enough." To paraphrase for Musk, "one billion is too much and a trillion will not be enough if you get there."
Some people can enjoy drinking and some cannot. Some people can enjoy money and some cannot. In addition to narcissism, Trump and Musk share this in common - they are deeply unhappy people in an unfortunate position that enables them to widely share their misery.
Agree 💯 percent!
Musk is said to have Asperger's so add that into the mix.
Because the money is only a tool for power. What they really want (in addition) is adoration, the money gets them that, but they know, like with Melania, it is transactional, not real. Musk needs constant ego-stroking and he surrounds himself with men who will do that. He's also the world's biggest Incel.
1) The MuskRAT: I want that fuck's ego to end him in spectacular fashion. He could fully fund STEM programs at multiple US schools, but he wants to import cheap labor for his own ends.
2) Mar a Lardo women: If there were open flames present, the building would have gone up in toxic flames, EPA superman site
3) Watch: the Circus Peanut is now begging for a stay on the TikTok ban because he can "broker a deal." Watch it end up in his hands, MuskRAT, or some other friendly tech billionaire. Put the Spawn in charge, that'll kill it.
Why does everyone associated with Mar a Lago look like a fucking freak?
Let’s take bets on how long it will be before Donjr’s new, pretty normal looking arm candy starts transforming into frankendoll. 6 months? A year?
She looks majorly anorexic, I fear for her health.
Because they are?
Cause it’s a 3 ring circus down there?
Because (other than the fact they all go to the same cut-rate surgeon) the evil on the inside, oozes out making them look like that.
Look.........we all have our own tastes and preferences and whatnot when it comes to what we find attractive. But I simply cannot comprehend looking at Trump and thinking "I'd hit it". Not in any instance of the multiverse. Wild that the same group of men creaming their jeans over Superman also apparently think that rust-colored lumpy barge is the next coverboy for People's Sexiest Man Alive issue.
C’ mon Alison I’m not about to imagine you wouldn’t “hit” that connard with either a cudgel or garbage truck given opportunity!!
You do make an excellent point.
“Oh Donny, you look so different without
your makeup on”
“my mar lago babes used it all up! Cmon Allison how ‘bout a little smooch?”
Scene cuts to Allison 🤮 in the bathroom
(next to boxes of govt. docs)
Ok. Just stop. You hit my gag reflex on that last thought!
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Life is way too short to fuck stupid men.
No wonder drumpf likes Elmo, they're both toddlers 🙄🤨💙✌🏻
All that's missing from the truck footage is the oversized trump flags in the bed
Now that the orange turd has been reelected, the new thing I saw yesterday was a MAGA truck that displayed instead of those ridiculous flags were stickers that read Trump Won, Get Over It. Like hell I will. Seems like these mindless twits are never happy no matter the outcome.
They are very bad winners…
Bad in every way if they support him
They are very bad...people.
Because they are losers, and they know it.
Many don’t know it yet but they will. Very soon !
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If you listen closely, you might be able to hear the symphony of keys to metal.
This is just another classic, Jeff. The drag queens of the Golf Motel story was perfection. I hope those “ladies” see your post. I was just at a drag show and, I swear, they looked just like that!
Trump in that ghastly no makeup photo reminds of bully Biff in "Back to the Future".
Perfect comparison!
The character was based on Trump.
Back to the Future writer: bad guy Biff was based on Donald Trump
Screenwriter Bob Gale confirms long-standing fan theory that Marty’s nemesis in the trilogy was modelled on the Republican presidential candidate.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/oct/23/back-to-the-future-writer-bad-guy-biff-was-based-on-donald-trump
YES! I've been trying to figure out who that photo reminds me of, and it's either Biff or Kiefer Sutherland in The Frighteners - another MJFox vehicle.