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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

That MAL photo… washing my eyes now. That such a world exists, baffling. National Geographic level baffling.

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Tama2U's avatar

More like alien level baffling, Neal. Perhaps why Jeff was having such difficulty assigning the correct species. They are deep ocean, never seen these creatures before plastic injecting moronic organisms. Personally I thought it was a collection of blow-up sex toys.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

They remind me of the cheap blow-up sex dolls, like the one Bud Bundy had on Married With Children

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Tracy Luke's avatar

That is such an apt description. I looked at all four of them, each looking in the mirror and saying, “Yes. This is the look I am going for.” Bat. Shit. Crazy.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I have an unfortunate niece who 46 (?) years old who aspires to this look as she teaches pilates to like minded women. She was born naturally born beautiful with the blondest hair and honey skin. By four years old and beyond she made any cheap clothes look like a million bucks, as opposed to her uncomely younger sister who couldn’t make anything look good. She’s still striking w/o makeup and thin model figure. But the duck lips ruin her already beautiful face. As shallow as they come, poor girl.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Ah, memories .....

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kdsherpa's avatar

FOTFLMAO!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

You used to be a blow up sex doll? Or did you just own one?

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

You really have to ask?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 Keep the vinyl leak repair kit handy

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Cathy 98280's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!

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Cathy 98280's avatar

😂🤣😂🤣!!!

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I'm glad we could amuse you. Is it stormy up there today? Just blah down here.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

Am in California. Getting stormy here! Happy New Year!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Every year at Fantasy fest in Key West there is a lady who dresses up as a blow-up doll. She's great!

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Teri's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Irascible Ink's avatar

If it ain't plastic, it's pasted. Double-sided tape: it's what's for boobies!

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arne link's avatar

I suppose that's the objective, to look plastic and pliable with a hole for a mouth. Wow, what times we live in.

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Marie Martin's avatar

New rock band name:

Four lb lips.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Reminds me of the scene in the movie "First Wives Club" where Goldie Hawn shrieks I want Mick Jagger lips!" Then after surgery, her lips are so big she can't hold her cigarette.

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arne link's avatar

Dang! That's brilliant.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Vagina Lips.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yup, that's the point, then use bright red lipstick to mimic arousal. Or so the sociologists and anthropologists claim.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Now Natalie, be honest. WHERE did you read that?!

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Nancy Braus's avatar

no- vacuum cleaner is the model.

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T L Mills's avatar

It does seem to be the look that the men whom the women are aspiring to please, find attractive. It's beyond sad that the so-called 'men' who hang-out at Mar-A-Lardo seem to find women who look as though they had been drawn as comic book characters more attractive than the real thing.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Also bleach-blonde, a color many have when young, when they spend much time outdoors, but hair darkens as we age.

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Marie Drozdis's avatar

Stepford wives?

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Jane John Jones's avatar

More like the creepy brothel "Jezebels" in "The Handmaid's Tale".

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Jessica Summerfield's avatar

*Stepford second wives

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

The Stepford wives were at least somewhat human looking, and they definitely had more class.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Not really, Paula. They were very robotic. These women here might be humanoids. 🤓

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Rhonda Buckland's avatar

Perfect description!!!

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TCinLA's avatar

Vegas whores have more class than those wannabe-bimbos.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Well yeah, they are honest about the sex being a transaction.

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P123Sunny's avatar

Trapped in the movie ‘Brazil’…😞

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Carol JLH's avatar

Katherine Helmond in Brazil was my first thought when faced with that pinnacle of plastic.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Words fail.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Kinda like the 9th Diocese.

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Jeff Bezos clearly likes the look….he’s marrying this (https://www.today.com/popculture/news/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-engaged-rcna85703) or maybe already did…he’s here in Aspen, we live in the area. Fuck nut jd vance is attending the wedding. Bezos had to do this here, during the busiest time of the year because he’s an arrogant narcissist ass. And fucking vance has an entourage of 60 secret service agents following him around and fucking up traffic everywhere. I hate these people. Couldn’t bezos do a really cool wedding on fucking mars? Or the moon? Test his penis rocket at the same time? Ugh. 😑

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, examples of western decadence they can show in Russia, and China to make their audience despise the USA.

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Rhonda Buckland's avatar

What really makes me laugh (not) is that they probably think I'm jealous and wish I was one of them....

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Ann Anderson's avatar

So baffling. I keep imagining the moment before these creatures leave the house, checking the mirror and going, "Yeah, perfect."

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Marie Martin's avatar

They look, all right. And they ARE critical … as they speed dial their plastic surgeon. More. More. I need MORE!!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You can tell it is an addiction with them. Look at Kimmy Gargoyle she looks like a caricature of herself.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Each time they have their faces yanked further up, their mouths get wider and then the lip pumping makes their mouths look like exhaust pipes on a Porsche Cayenne (not that I have something like that).

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I absolutely get the visual, though. The first time I assisted on a facelift was weird, they undermine the facial skin, and it peels like a mask. Not my favorite surgery to assist by far.

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arne link's avatar

She was a pretty young woman, way back when. I think having all the coke in the world just warped her senses. Now she looks and dresses like a crack Ho. Sad.

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Tama2U's avatar

They can never conquer the demons they have created.

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Tama2U's avatar

The thing is, the puffier they get the older they actually are…dead giveaway. Sad to say, it will not age well. In fact it begins to turn quite hideous and the point will be lost entirely. They will become more freakishly old looking. Natural aging is never freakish, it’s beautiful to behold the graceful aging process. Vacant pursuit matches the vacant look in their eyes and on their faces. The internet will no doubt be as cruel to them as they’ve been to themselves.

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Marie Martin's avatar

Yes. I saw a person recently in public. She was at least in 70’s, as I am. But her face was a mess. And it wasn’t due to natural aging. The lips, once puffed, were deflated. Literally skin hanging down. He whole face sagged from the bottom of her eyes downward to jowls. Her neck was hanging over her collar. It’s possible that she’s had a major weight loss that left her that way. But one can tell the difference. She had remainders, and reminders, of that weird cat thing these plastic people do. How can they not see the cat effect?

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

It reminds me of what a late lamented female friend said about this lady in the office that I had a thing for: “It’ll be easy, but it won’t be cheap.”

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HI2thDoc's avatar

They only look cheap

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Irascible Ink's avatar

😂😂👍

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Maybe MAL denizens get a discount on plastic surgery? 'Cuz it sure looks like those "women" had the same handiwork done.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

There is a (cut-rate) surgeon member there who probably actually specializes in ENT, who took a week-end seminar would be my bet. There is one in my town that does that, and his work looks very similar. Once one gets work for cheaper, they all will. They obviously want to flaunt their wealth, that they could afford to have work done. An actual Board-certified plastic Surgeon can fix them in a way that is barely noticeable. I worked with a couple of great ones.

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Linda Weide's avatar

My first thought was too much botox. Also, is this the world of Florida women? Yeech!

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Lisa59's avatar

It looks more like a Chlamydia convention.

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kdsherpa's avatar

You're BAAAADDD!! FOTF!

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Lisa59's avatar

I know. I am. 😉😂

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kdsherpa's avatar

Keep it up!

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Hahahahahahahahahahaha🏆

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’m still laughing at the response to those wax figures from Donnie’s private wax museum!!

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Linda Weide's avatar

It's like a ghoul museum! Creepy!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

👆👆🎯😁👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Although I have seen more lifelike waxworks at Madame Tussads.

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Nancy Braus's avatar

when I used to go to florida to help my parents, I had natural white hair- I am certain that I was the only female I ever saw in Boca Raton with undyed hair. I was so grateful to get home to Vermont!

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Linda Weide's avatar

I belong to the same club of undyed White haired women and men. Just look at DT. However, I started getting my first white hairs when I was around 11. They were just strands. My friend Michael teased me that for my 40th birthday he would give me Lady Grecian formula, a hair dye. I said no thanks. As an undergraduate I still have the sprinkling but one women I knew had totally white hair at 24. It was years later that she dyed it. Now it is in to have White hair, but only if it is unnatural. Crazy hunh?

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Bob Bowden's avatar

The Unreal Housewives of Mar A Lago, coming soon. However I won’t be, unless I can get that damned MAL picture out of my head. Saltpeter has nothing on that picture

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Seriously! They are the epitome of 'hideousness'!

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

Damn. Sold my Botox stock too soon.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

If you saw one of them walking down the street, you know just what would pop into your mind...

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Brad Yazell's avatar

Yes, get as far away as possible.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Run don’t walk, as I read the explanation of them being showy drag queens it all made sense, over the top makeup everything done to get attention, show biz. But no real, in a comedic sick way. I will not look again I feel damaged.

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DrBDH's avatar

Let’s all take a step back from criticizing women’s looks. That they’re at Mar-a-Lago is enough to criticize their taste in hosts.

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Clint Opine's avatar

Even if they were the most beautiful women I've ever seen, they're at Mordor-a-Lago. That's the only red flag I need.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

As a retired Surgical Assistant, it is offensive to my craft when women go to cut-rate surgeons for bad work. On the other hand, I will absolutely praise aesthetically pleasing work. I am, a professionally trained observer.

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arne link's avatar

The thing is, good surgical work is virtually undetectable.

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PTW's avatar

Bah. These women CHOSE to look like this. All the silicone, filler, Botox, fake eyelashes, and mascara money can buy.

They themselves think they look fantastic, and we are free to disagree.

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Bonnie Council's avatar

This is what happens when you have too much money. More dollars than cents (sense) as my mom used to say.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Don't worry Doc, we're just playing and venting.

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Burke's avatar

They look holesome.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

So you’re saying it brought tears to your eyes, looking up at Donnie’s brood Neal??

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kdsherpa's avatar

I think he means tears of LAUGHTER.

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Mark Nelson's avatar

I think my governor Kristi looks like this more every day. We will be rid of her shortly, maybe, but I can't wait for the shitshow of a conformation hearing for her dream post....

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Keep it classy, Floriduh

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TCinLA's avatar

Floriduh wouldn't know Classy if it came up and kicked Floriduh's ass.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Florida has been The Capital of Kitch, the tackler the better, since gators arrived.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

*sigh* They are an infestation. And are ruining my once beautiful state.

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Ole Anderson's avatar

Dont blame us. It’s all a bunch of Yankees at MAL, including the Head dip Shit in charge.

Palm Beach was the only County in Florida that voted for Biden.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I did not know that. Thanks, Palm Beach county

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T L Mills's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 too late, I think.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Except that the females at the Playboy Mansion were attractive

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Jeff, I start smiling the moment I see your email in my inbox. Thank you.

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arne link's avatar

It's a terrible addiction, I can't really start my day before I read Jeff's diatribe. Am I in a cult?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

If you can question yourself about being in a cult, you're probably not in a cult. Or at least not for long

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arne link's avatar

Ok, thanks. I feel better now.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

I just love all the crazy fodder he gathers in a single day. It's heavenly!

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MichalD's avatar

Yeah, Best Cult of All! ❤️

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Rhoda Ozen's avatar

If you are in a cult, I’m glad we all are a part of it…

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SPW's avatar

If so, I’m a member too.

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T L Mills's avatar

me, too!!!

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

absolutely....it's that Jeff has a way of humorously and profanely stating all the shit that makes every one of us crazy, so we look forward to his 'eloquence in profanity'...I thought I was pretty good at it till I started reading Jeff

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Jeff is the master.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

That he is.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

The MAGA/DOGE food fight is glorious and I am so here for it.

Whooda thunk that I would be on Laura Loomer's side on this?

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Kay-El's avatar

It’s the same as agreeing with Ann Coulter— she was right too.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

I’m a tiny bit scared of this realization Kay-EI!!

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Mary Hall's avatar

Worry not Cromulent1; stopped clock, etc.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Nice!

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Kay-El's avatar

Yeah, it kinda freaked me out too, but Mary is correct.

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BobK's avatar

Indeed, to get to the other side of this hell we must all sit and watch the shit-show dumpster-fire clown-car train-wreck. At least we can be entertained. Please pass the popcorn.

As for accidentally being on the same side as some MAGAt ass-kisser or some DOGE ass-hat or any of the MAGA-commentariat, it is inevitable because their arguments, their "rationale", their bleats, are all circular nonsense, all contradictory given enough time for them to forget what their original rant was. tRumpf is still the president, but everything is Biden's fault. We are all followers of Jesus, that's why we chose an amoral, rapist, corrupt felon to lead us. The price of eggs are too high, but the economy is so much better now that Dear Leader has been chosen.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Spot on. At the moment, there ain't much that resistance can accomplish, so I am just sipping the chardonnay and nibbling on popcorn watching the ass-hats self-own.

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Michael Guenon's avatar

What, aside from her racist rant about white Europeans versus third world rejects? I used to tell my students that the non-indigenous settling of America was by the losers—religious, economic, or political, etc. My Volga German ancestors fled Russia. My Protestant ancestors fled religious persecution. They had lost the struggle somewhere. Irish famine, emptying debtors prisons, political dissidents, wars, . . . One grows weary of the incredible historical ignorance but then the pablum is spread by opportunists and con artists for the willfully ignorant.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Now, be sure to use her full title, according to Brannon: “Investigative Journalist Laura Loomer.”

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JOEL's avatar

LOL!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Hah Richard!!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

More like "Loser who got banned from most social media, and every ride share for her Muslim hate."

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MJ's avatar

The Muskrat said the quiet part out loud. You're not supposed to tell the marks that they're just cannon fodder. "You've done your part by electing us, now we'll hire slaves to make us even more wealthy!"

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

They all get too big for their britches at some point. I guess that’s how malignant narcissism works 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Kay-El's avatar

When they split their pants, we can point and laugh

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Robert Eckert's avatar

Night of the Long Tweets!

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arne link's avatar

Ok, That's brilliant.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

stolen from elseweb

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Robin's avatar

perfect

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I'm glad he blocked her, she is a low-life, racist idiot and cutting off her funding is good. He is finding out why all the Nazis were banned, because they ARE deplorable, hateful idiots. He isn't a sympathetic character either though. I say take no sides and hope they wound each other mortally.

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Tess's avatar

WOW! That was quite a stupid week for sure…Nice background on Superman, maga-idiot truck driver, gargoyle look- alikes at motel hell, watters is gross….and E. Musk Petty needs to go away! Well happy Saturday everyone! Thanks for the laughs Jeff!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

The chances of Musk going away or doing something positive like Getty did by funding a museum is about likely as Dump being considered good looking. It ain't happening as long as this greedy asshole wields the power and enormous wealth that keeps him in control. Dear leader was bought and paid for which has only gained him a backseat in his very disturbed and demented world.

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P123Sunny's avatar

:/

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Lisa59's avatar

Someone wrote Musk is colostomy bag on legs. I'm stealing that one.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Far too kind.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Like

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P123Sunny's avatar

💯 on Superman background… and J. Paul context - thx!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ditto Tess!!

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P123Sunny's avatar

A veritable charcuterie board if you will...

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Kay-El's avatar

1. The only thing that could have made MAGA hat better is if a dog came by and peed on it.

2. I wonder if any of those women worry about sneezing because not one nose there is real.

3. Watters has a potential great career in science fiction because nobody sane could buy that as reality.

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Rhonda Buckland's avatar

"Drag Queen Story Hour" at Motel Laga...Hilarious except Drag Queens are waaaaay better then that gang of old ladies...

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

The two on the end aren't that old, they are just plasticized to death!

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David Lehnherr's avatar

I would give your posts double Likes most of the time, if I could. They say laughter is the best medicine. Probably even if it's about bizarre MAGA stuff (redundancy there, I realize).

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M3333's avatar

E. Musk Petty (aka the muskrat) does not think Americans are good at software as foreigners? Bullshit to that. I went to a conference about 20 years ago at Stanford University and stayed at a hotel near the campus that had a free breakfast and was surrounded at breakfast by software engineers writing code while eating breakfast! I joked with one of them about getting away from work for 15 minutes to eat breakfast and he did not take it as a joke!! Meanwhile, the muskrat’s shitty cars (Tesla) had to recall 700,000 of them because their tire pressure sensors do NOT work!

Perhaps, the muskrat should spend more time working at Tesla instead of being co-president or maybe working at X which is going down the toilet under his brilliant leadership!!!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Mark - add the incredibly nightmarish monstrosity that is that tesla truck - I saw one parked at my office lot. Who in their right mind designed that??

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Marie Martin's avatar

They are a special kind of horrible up close in real life, aren’t they? There seem to be more of them all the time here in SoCal. I’m so tempted to make up a graphic that simply says “MORON” and flash it at the driver when I see one. Except, these days, I might get shot.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Or make up bumper stickers that say "Yes, I have a micro-penis."

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

👏👏👏👏😂

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Marie Martin's avatar

😆😆😆

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Mary Schweitzer's avatar

Edsel.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Someone who saw Damnation Alley on hallucinogens, and said I could make that vehicle. It screams "look at me, I'm a toxic male with more money than sense".

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D Kitterman's avatar

Guys.

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M3333's avatar

The muskrat must have designed that hideous truck while on ketamine??? Remember he goes around offering his sperm to women because he thinks he is so brilliant!!! Deport the muskrat!!!

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Lisa Tantillo's avatar

I may have accidentally spilled my venti latte all over the windshield of one in a parking lot. Best $6 I've spent in a long time.

Narrator: It was not, in fact, accidental. But the stumbling and spilling was Oscar-worthy for any security cameras that may have been in the area.

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M3333's avatar

Love it Lisa!!!

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

No way that dude should ever be allowed within a mile of a terminal. Bet he codes in BASIC.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Some of his foreign help prob designed that hideous Tesla truck - or whatever you call it. That is uglier than any car ever designed. 🤮🤮🤮

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

High marks Dave, there have been plenty of disastrous designs throughout automobile design history, AMC’s Matador was ugly, but your point is well taken!!

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Marie Martin's avatar

Muskrat

Hedgehog

Gargoyle

Frump, dump, grump, lump

Stoned

It’s gets easier with time.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

China has the biggest Tesla factory, he goes there often, not enough for the denizens of America! I appreciate your drift Mark!!

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D Kitterman's avatar

Asshole Putin always shoots down the wrong-assed planes.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

High marks Dave, there have been plenty of disastrous designs throughout automobile design history. AMC’s Matador was the ugliest thing of remembrance, until this dross!!

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Morgan's avatar

I really believe Musk must be understood as an addict - a money addict. Most people don't consider that "a thing," but just because something is prevalent doesn't mean it's not harmful.

A while ago, the CDC released a report ( which I have not been able to find ) that declared that "The US has become a nation of addicts." In addition to the usual addictions - alcohol, drugs, food, gambling, smoking - they mentioned TV, internet, social media. They came to the conclusion that "Most Americans are trying to escape from their lives."

In AA they say, "one drink is too many and a thousand is not enough." To paraphrase for Musk, "one billion is too much and a trillion will not be enough if you get there."

Some people can enjoy drinking and some cannot. Some people can enjoy money and some cannot. In addition to narcissism, Trump and Musk share this in common - they are deeply unhappy people in an unfortunate position that enables them to widely share their misery.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Agree 💯 percent!

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Teri's avatar

Musk is said to have Asperger's so add that into the mix.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Because the money is only a tool for power. What they really want (in addition) is adoration, the money gets them that, but they know, like with Melania, it is transactional, not real. Musk needs constant ego-stroking and he surrounds himself with men who will do that. He's also the world's biggest Incel.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

1) The MuskRAT: I want that fuck's ego to end him in spectacular fashion. He could fully fund STEM programs at multiple US schools, but he wants to import cheap labor for his own ends.

2) Mar a Lardo women: If there were open flames present, the building would have gone up in toxic flames, EPA superman site

3) Watch: the Circus Peanut is now begging for a stay on the TikTok ban because he can "broker a deal." Watch it end up in his hands, MuskRAT, or some other friendly tech billionaire. Put the Spawn in charge, that'll kill it.

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Carol Jacobson's avatar

Why does everyone associated with Mar a Lago look like a fucking freak?

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Let’s take bets on how long it will be before Donjr’s new, pretty normal looking arm candy starts transforming into frankendoll. 6 months? A year?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

She looks majorly anorexic, I fear for her health.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Because they are?

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Dave Drell's avatar

Cause it’s a 3 ring circus down there?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Because (other than the fact they all go to the same cut-rate surgeon) the evil on the inside, oozes out making them look like that.

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Alison Parker's avatar

Look.........we all have our own tastes and preferences and whatnot when it comes to what we find attractive. But I simply cannot comprehend looking at Trump and thinking "I'd hit it". Not in any instance of the multiverse. Wild that the same group of men creaming their jeans over Superman also apparently think that rust-colored lumpy barge is the next coverboy for People's Sexiest Man Alive issue.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

C’ mon Alison I’m not about to imagine you wouldn’t “hit” that connard with either a cudgel or garbage truck given opportunity!!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You do make an excellent point.

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Dave Drell's avatar

“Oh Donny, you look so different without

your makeup on”

“my mar lago babes used it all up! Cmon Allison how ‘bout a little smooch?”

Scene cuts to Allison 🤮 in the bathroom

(next to boxes of govt. docs)

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Marie Martin's avatar

Ok. Just stop. You hit my gag reflex on that last thought!

😆😆😉

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D Kitterman's avatar

Life is way too short to fuck stupid men.

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Barbara Morgan's avatar

No wonder drumpf likes Elmo, they're both toddlers 🙄🤨💙✌🏻

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HI2thDoc's avatar

All that's missing from the truck footage is the oversized trump flags in the bed

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Now that the orange turd has been reelected, the new thing I saw yesterday was a MAGA truck that displayed instead of those ridiculous flags were stickers that read Trump Won, Get Over It. Like hell I will. Seems like these mindless twits are never happy no matter the outcome.

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Itsy Bitsy Spider's avatar

They are very bad winners…

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Bad in every way if they support him

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

They are very bad...people.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Because they are losers, and they know it.

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

Many don’t know it yet but they will. Very soon !

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Like

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D Kitterman's avatar

If you listen closely, you might be able to hear the symphony of keys to metal.

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Eva Porter's avatar

My hubby looked like Clark Kent and the Superman poster from 1978 when we started dating as teens. We’ve been married for nearly 40 years. He’s white (Mexican mom), tall, blue eyed, and LIBERAL AS FUCK. He’s the guy MAGA looks at and thinks “he’s one of us” when, in reality, part of his job at the non profit where he works is head of DEI.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They never know they are the evil empire, not the heroes of Star Wars, either.

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s.Michael Morgan's avatar

This is just another classic, Jeff. The drag queens of the Golf Motel story was perfection. I hope those “ladies” see your post. I was just at a drag show and, I swear, they looked just like that!

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