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Backwoods McYokel forgets one thing, that Abraham Lincoln DID IN FACT pay reparations for slavery....But oh wait it was the $1000’s per slave paid to the white masters who received payment McYokel. Let’s not forget that the abolishment of slavery was not officially passed until the Grant administration. But ya know us History degree holders are a rare breed because, reading is illegal in apartheid America.

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It gives their brains ouchies.

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McYokel’s emphasis on “back then” sounds like he’s hoping they’ll be free this time around.

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If Trump wins, there will probably be a government subsidy, or at least a tax rebate.

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These guys are hoping that white guys will get whatever they want when they want it. Control and distribution of POC and women to all the aggrieved

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It's been said that Americans don't believe in history. That's why we're in a right mess (says this history major).

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Bill;

A great Harry Truman quote:

“The only thing new in the world, is the history you never learned.”

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That is a great quote. Good ol' Truman.

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That look Buzz Aldren gave Donald..WHOA NELLIE... I saw a clip of a guy who had been harassing Buzz for over a year, telling Buzz he didn’t walk on the moon. Well, Buzz listened to him then threw a punch and decked him... Now that’s pure gold.. Happy Happy to you Jeff and all our fellow travelers.

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I would have loved to see Buzz deck Trump. One small punch for a man, one giant decking for all mankind!

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Excellent!!!

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"Sniffy McNosecandy" made me blow iced tea all over my blouse 👚 😑

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I know. Ahold Shitler cracks me up every time as well.

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Agolf..stupid auto correct.

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I love that one too 😂

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You win the wet t-shirt contest!

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My wine is all over my phone...

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Coke head Jr. should be doing those speed reading disclaimers of possible side effects at the end of drug commercials.

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Don Jr. *is* a side effect of drugs

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“This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?”

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Hahaha totally!

Fried genes from both party parents no doubt.

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I was thinking he’ll need a job after his prison gig.

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Trump Smells had me laughing so hard I scared my dogs!🤣

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Our cat jumped up when my wife and I were laughing so hard. By the looks on those faces, it's pretty obvious Trump could gag a maggot. Nothing like a felonious demented stink bomb who thinks it's perfectly ok to shit in his pants.

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You think he has a choice???

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Perhaps not but he doesn't seem to care about being discreet or the reek.

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💯💯💯

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I read this while drinking and you know what happened! I’m still trying to get the fluids out of my nose and throat! 🤣😂

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coffee deployed out of my mouth when I read they have to draw stick figures on tRumps daily whitehouse briefings... to get him to understand the gist of them LOL and draw boobies to maintain his attention.... mercy alive how does the great Jeff Tiedrich come up with this stuff LOL what a way with words.

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🤣

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Right there with ya. Pinot Grigio all over the phone. Damn funny!

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I worked with adult reading students for years, and I stand by my considered assertion that Donny is functionally illiterate.😵‍💫And Junior is dysfunctionally whatever!😂

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Ah, come on now, folks, give LDFF a break about his diaper load, he’s trying to grow a mushroom in there.

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Word has it that he already did.

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He’s hoping the mushroom he has will continue to grow in the shit in the dark.

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Not a chance.

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A teeny tiny mushroom dick really does explain so much about him, doesn't it?

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I call it The Hand-Cock Ratio Theory.

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Damn near everything.

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Oh omg laugh out loud funny!

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"he's trying to grow a mushroom in there"... lol, you're killing me. And those faces! Great photos illustrating this one, it's almost like watching movie in smell-o-rama. (Remember the weird b-movie gimmick with the scratch-n'-sniff cards?) But I'm glad it isn't!

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🤣🤣🤣🫨

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😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

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Don Jr consciously imitating his father's hand gestures is the singly most pathetic thing I've seen this week.

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Guarantee he sits there snorting lines in front of a mirror just practicing the hand movements...What’s next? Him doing the awkward Ricky Bobby gestures! 🤣

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The accordian gesture coming next!

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Life Accordion to Trump -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65jqrHQi_c

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lol! Thank you!

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I Just looove the way you write, you make my day Jeff👏👏👏

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omg the red arrow pointing to Trump's diaper butt 😂

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I am SO rich but I can get a suit that fits. That last photo was way too many cheeseburgers & buckets of chicken later.

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Remember, he's selling a piece of his indictment mug shot suit with whatever grift he's got going on R N. EWWWWW....wonder if it's been cleaned, or at least Febreezed....

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It looks like conclusive evidence, but damnit we can’t trust photos these days

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He doesn't need to read, he has Stephen Miller to hold his hand and tell him what to say. Reading is above his grade level.

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Exactly!

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I can smell him from here! What a stupid week indeed! Have a nice weekend everyone!!

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The guy behind Desantis is already laughing thinking about telling this story to his friends

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LOL!!

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the guy behind Desantis is a Rabbi! hahahaha

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Damn, Jeff, I couldn't stifle the laughs anymore by the time I got to Wednesday. At Donnie Jr , "it's the least credible thing I've heard out of a Trump's mouth since "I never read Mein Kampf" (the Tuesday winner), I had to let it loose!

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Did you notice how well former President Diaperstain pronounced Mein Kamph though? He knows something he ain’t telling.

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"Mein Kampffffffffff" wtf was that loving dragging out of the F??

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Dec 23, 2023·edited Dec 23, 2023

Ivana (who was pushed IMHO) testified under oath in a deposition that LDFF kept a copy of Hitler's speeches in his nightstand.

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We really know very little about his early life except he was raised by a nazi/kkk lover for a sire and a mother who probably went along to get along, so no protection from either physical or verbal abuse from that quarter. He was sent off to military school, A reform school for unruly rich kids, where he BS’ed his way through then off to college and business school where daddy probably bought him his diplomas. Why else would he try so hard to hide all this info from the public when he ran in 2015?

Since we really have the bare bones of his background, I’m guessing that at one time he probably could read if it was something that he could make use of later. Years of abuse we know, will deplete brain cells and make synapses fail so that may be why we are seeing at his stage in his life, his exhibiting the attention span of a gnat.

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I just found this on Meidas Touch’s You Tube page. It pretty much described what I said on this thread just a bit ago.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/92-year-old-c-span-caller-said-he-met-trumps-father-a-fan-of-hitler-and-dictators

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Thanks, Jeff. No, seriously, thanks. The slave video (Confederate kumbayá) was exceptional. The Desantis chipmunk food depository was lovely. But the aromatic Trump photos had me LOLing.

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Holy Shit! can you believe how stupid people are? STUPID!!

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Wait. Some of these people are engineers, brain surgeons, etc.. They are capable of thinking far more complex thoughts than me. And yet, they can't perceive a shit-talking bullshitter for what he is.

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💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

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Oh, where to begin! Don Jr. keeps the whole economies of several South American countries afloat. Hillbilly gonna be hillbilly. Lizard Ron prepares for hibernation. The shitty Shitgibbon photos were priceless. Thanks for everything Jeff and all the members of this community. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.🤓🤓🤓

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Oh, forgot about the Hitler Youth. Pro-tip; Using words(communism) that you have no earthly fucking idea what they mean generally doesn't go well. There, that does it.

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It is rather amazing how earnestly stupid that pinhead red hat is.

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Yes, not ignorant, but stupid. All his brain is doing is parroting Trump talking points even though he doesn't know what they mean. At LEAST he could read the Wikipedia article!

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Reading is way above his pay grade.

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Yeah but that would mean having a spark of curiosity and the effort! That effort would take time away from being stupid with his fellow idiots. Can't have that! I hope none of his teachers see this.

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Same to you Charlie & everyone!🎄🎅🏻❤️

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