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Backwoods McYokel forgets one thing, that Abraham Lincoln DID IN FACT pay reparations for slavery....But oh wait it was the $1000’s per slave paid to the white masters who received payment McYokel. Let’s not forget that the abolishment of slavery was not officially passed until the Grant administration. But ya know us History degree holders are a rare breed because, reading is illegal in apartheid America.

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That look Buzz Aldren gave Donald..WHOA NELLIE... I saw a clip of a guy who had been harassing Buzz for over a year, telling Buzz he didn’t walk on the moon. Well, Buzz listened to him then threw a punch and decked him... Now that’s pure gold.. Happy Happy to you Jeff and all our fellow travelers.

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"Sniffy McNosecandy" made me blow iced tea all over my blouse 👚 😑

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Coke head Jr. should be doing those speed reading disclaimers of possible side effects at the end of drug commercials.

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Trump Smells had me laughing so hard I scared my dogs!🤣

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I worked with adult reading students for years, and I stand by my considered assertion that Donny is functionally illiterate.😵‍💫And Junior is dysfunctionally whatever!😂

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Ah, come on now, folks, give LDFF a break about his diaper load, he’s trying to grow a mushroom in there.

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Don Jr consciously imitating his father's hand gestures is the singly most pathetic thing I've seen this week.

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I Just looove the way you write, you make my day Jeff👏👏👏

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omg the red arrow pointing to Trump's diaper butt 😂

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He doesn't need to read, he has Stephen Miller to hold his hand and tell him what to say. Reading is above his grade level.

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I can smell him from here! What a stupid week indeed! Have a nice weekend everyone!!

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The guy behind Desantis is already laughing thinking about telling this story to his friends

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Damn, Jeff, I couldn't stifle the laughs anymore by the time I got to Wednesday. At Donnie Jr , "it's the least credible thing I've heard out of a Trump's mouth since "I never read Mein Kampf" (the Tuesday winner), I had to let it loose!

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Thanks, Jeff. No, seriously, thanks. The slave video (Confederate kumbayá) was exceptional. The Desantis chipmunk food depository was lovely. But the aromatic Trump photos had me LOLing.

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Oh, where to begin! Don Jr. keeps the whole economies of several South American countries afloat. Hillbilly gonna be hillbilly. Lizard Ron prepares for hibernation. The shitty Shitgibbon photos were priceless. Thanks for everything Jeff and all the members of this community. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.🤓🤓🤓

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