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Amber's avatar

Backwoods McYokel forgets one thing, that Abraham Lincoln DID IN FACT pay reparations for slavery....But oh wait it was the $1000’s per slave paid to the white masters who received payment McYokel. Let’s not forget that the abolishment of slavery was not officially passed until the Grant administration. But ya know us History degree holders are a rare breed because, reading is illegal in apartheid America.

Patris's avatar

It gives their brains ouchies.

Cassandra Here's avatar

McYokel’s emphasis on “back then” sounds like he’s hoping they’ll be free this time around.

Andrea's avatar

If Trump wins, there will probably be a government subsidy, or at least a tax rebate.

Cassandra Here's avatar

These guys are hoping that white guys will get whatever they want when they want it. Control and distribution of POC and women to all the aggrieved

Bill Lawrence's avatar

It's been said that Americans don't believe in history. That's why we're in a right mess (says this history major).

David Skoglund's avatar

Bill;

A great Harry Truman quote:

“The only thing new in the world, is the history you never learned.”

Bill Lawrence's avatar

That is a great quote. Good ol' Truman.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

That look Buzz Aldren gave Donald..WHOA NELLIE... I saw a clip of a guy who had been harassing Buzz for over a year, telling Buzz he didn’t walk on the moon. Well, Buzz listened to him then threw a punch and decked him... Now that’s pure gold.. Happy Happy to you Jeff and all our fellow travelers.

un poco loco's avatar

I would have loved to see Buzz deck Trump. One small punch for a man, one giant decking for all mankind!

Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

"Sniffy McNosecandy" made me blow iced tea all over my blouse 👚 😑

Karla's avatar

I know. Ahold Shitler cracks me up every time as well.

Karla's avatar

Agolf..stupid auto correct.

BC's avatar

I love that one too 😂

Openly Fae's avatar

You win the wet t-shirt contest!

Karen Livolsi's avatar

My wine is all over my phone...

Kay-El's avatar

Coke head Jr. should be doing those speed reading disclaimers of possible side effects at the end of drug commercials.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

Don Jr. *is* a side effect of drugs

Kay-El's avatar

“This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?”

RV maxima's avatar

Hahaha totally!

Fried genes from both party parents no doubt.

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Kay-El's avatar

I was thinking he’ll need a job after his prison gig.

Flower Child's avatar

Trump Smells had me laughing so hard I scared my dogs!🤣

Rick Calegari's avatar

Our cat jumped up when my wife and I were laughing so hard. By the looks on those faces, it's pretty obvious Trump could gag a maggot. Nothing like a felonious demented stink bomb who thinks it's perfectly ok to shit in his pants.

Rick Calegari's avatar

Perhaps not but he doesn't seem to care about being discreet or the reek.

TS's avatar

I read this while drinking and you know what happened! I’m still trying to get the fluids out of my nose and throat! 🤣😂

James Starr's avatar

coffee deployed out of my mouth when I read they have to draw stick figures on tRumps daily whitehouse briefings... to get him to understand the gist of them LOL and draw boobies to maintain his attention.... mercy alive how does the great Jeff Tiedrich come up with this stuff LOL what a way with words.

Karen Livolsi's avatar

Right there with ya. Pinot Grigio all over the phone. Damn funny!

Carol's avatar

I worked with adult reading students for years, and I stand by my considered assertion that Donny is functionally illiterate.😵‍💫And Junior is dysfunctionally whatever!😂

Cassandra Here's avatar

Ah, come on now, folks, give LDFF a break about his diaper load, he’s trying to grow a mushroom in there.

Charlie Austin's avatar

Word has it that he already did.

Cassandra Here's avatar

He’s hoping the mushroom he has will continue to grow in the shit in the dark.

bluesyfish's avatar

A teeny tiny mushroom dick really does explain so much about him, doesn't it?

Lorraine Parish's avatar

I call it The Hand-Cock Ratio Theory.

RV maxima's avatar

Oh omg laugh out loud funny!

Randy Woodall's avatar

"he's trying to grow a mushroom in there"... lol, you're killing me. And those faces! Great photos illustrating this one, it's almost like watching movie in smell-o-rama. (Remember the weird b-movie gimmick with the scratch-n'-sniff cards?) But I'm glad it isn't!

Gail Bauman's avatar

😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

Tardigret's avatar

Don Jr consciously imitating his father's hand gestures is the singly most pathetic thing I've seen this week.

Amber's avatar

Guarantee he sits there snorting lines in front of a mirror just practicing the hand movements...What’s next? Him doing the awkward Ricky Bobby gestures! 🤣

Donatella  Dillon's avatar

I Just looove the way you write, you make my day Jeff👏👏👏

Tardigret's avatar

omg the red arrow pointing to Trump's diaper butt 😂

RV maxima's avatar

I am SO rich but I can get a suit that fits. That last photo was way too many cheeseburgers & buckets of chicken later.

Gail Bauman's avatar

Remember, he's selling a piece of his indictment mug shot suit with whatever grift he's got going on R N. EWWWWW....wonder if it's been cleaned, or at least Febreezed....

Richard Von Busack's avatar

It looks like conclusive evidence, but damnit we can’t trust photos these days

Tess's avatar

I can smell him from here! What a stupid week indeed! Have a nice weekend everyone!!

Tardigret's avatar

The guy behind Desantis is already laughing thinking about telling this story to his friends

Joanne Beck's avatar

the guy behind Desantis is a Rabbi! hahahaha

steve robertshaw's avatar

Damn, Jeff, I couldn't stifle the laughs anymore by the time I got to Wednesday. At Donnie Jr , "it's the least credible thing I've heard out of a Trump's mouth since "I never read Mein Kampf" (the Tuesday winner), I had to let it loose!

SPW's avatar

Did you notice how well former President Diaperstain pronounced Mein Kamph though? He knows something he ain’t telling.

Tardigret's avatar

"Mein Kampffffffffff" wtf was that loving dragging out of the F??

Mary Hall's avatar

Ivana (who was pushed IMHO) testified under oath in a deposition that LDFF kept a copy of Hitler's speeches in his nightstand.

SPW's avatar

We really know very little about his early life except he was raised by a nazi/kkk lover for a sire and a mother who probably went along to get along, so no protection from either physical or verbal abuse from that quarter. He was sent off to military school, A reform school for unruly rich kids, where he BS’ed his way through then off to college and business school where daddy probably bought him his diplomas. Why else would he try so hard to hide all this info from the public when he ran in 2015?

Since we really have the bare bones of his background, I’m guessing that at one time he probably could read if it was something that he could make use of later. Years of abuse we know, will deplete brain cells and make synapses fail so that may be why we are seeing at his stage in his life, his exhibiting the attention span of a gnat.

SPW's avatar

I just found this on Meidas Touch’s You Tube page. It pretty much described what I said on this thread just a bit ago.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/92-year-old-c-span-caller-said-he-met-trumps-father-a-fan-of-hitler-and-dictators

Kerry Truchero's avatar

Thanks, Jeff. No, seriously, thanks. The slave video (Confederate kumbayá) was exceptional. The Desantis chipmunk food depository was lovely. But the aromatic Trump photos had me LOLing.

Joanne Beck's avatar

Holy Shit! can you believe how stupid people are? STUPID!!

Kerry Truchero's avatar

Wait. Some of these people are engineers, brain surgeons, etc.. They are capable of thinking far more complex thoughts than me. And yet, they can't perceive a shit-talking bullshitter for what he is.

Juli's avatar

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

Charlie Austin's avatar

Oh, where to begin! Don Jr. keeps the whole economies of several South American countries afloat. Hillbilly gonna be hillbilly. Lizard Ron prepares for hibernation. The shitty Shitgibbon photos were priceless. Thanks for everything Jeff and all the members of this community. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.🤓🤓🤓

Charlie Austin's avatar

Oh, forgot about the Hitler Youth. Pro-tip; Using words(communism) that you have no earthly fucking idea what they mean generally doesn't go well. There, that does it.

RV maxima's avatar

It is rather amazing how earnestly stupid that pinhead red hat is.

Steve B's avatar

Yes, not ignorant, but stupid. All his brain is doing is parroting Trump talking points even though he doesn't know what they mean. At LEAST he could read the Wikipedia article!

Charlie Austin's avatar

Reading is way above his pay grade.

RV maxima's avatar

Yeah but that would mean having a spark of curiosity and the effort! That effort would take time away from being stupid with his fellow idiots. Can't have that! I hope none of his teachers see this.

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Same to you Charlie & everyone!🎄🎅🏻❤️

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Now that all of world’s the prisons and “insane asylums” are emptying out into our country, that frees up some space for Donnie to have an entire floor in one of those facilities.

Katharine Peck's avatar

I would really like to know why no one ever seems to question where he gets his info on all the people from jails and insane asylums coming here. Just that much more BS that the MAGAt's are gobbling up.

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Steve B's avatar

Right? We have one down the street aways from us that has sat empty for 15 years or so. They even took down the "DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS" signs on the road. Lately, the local park district is talking about turning into something -- lots of land.