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Kay-El's avatar

Orange Fuckwit came down to mingle sans his get-up?! That natural look is as fugly as his usual Earl Sheib paint job.

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Yeah, that is not a great look, and there are plenty of pics like this of him, especially golfing (I guess the girdle and manzier get in the way of his swing).

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Kay-El's avatar

He’s obviously not been fitted properly.

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Teri's avatar

Jeff, thanks? Never have I given a single brain cell the task to imagine convict-elect without his wig & war paint. JFC, Jeff, did we anger you? It's Christmas 🎁🌲! OTOH, spreading this pic far and wide will be a gift to send maggot trolls in X!

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arne link's avatar

I can't seem to share the clip. I'm so sad.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

🤣😂

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

OMG! totally accurate!

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Cathy 98280's avatar

I wonder if the people who decided our awful future would have still voted for him if he walked around like this all the time. What a horror story!

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D Kitterman's avatar

Now wait just one damned minute! That's Lady Candy you see walking through that entrance hall there! yessirree.

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Lady Emsworth's avatar

With boobs like that, looks more like a Beard. . .

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David A Pitock's avatar

LOL

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D Kitterman's avatar

Haw haw.

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Mombeka's avatar

Some of the people who voted for him walk around in golden diapers and lots of them seem to be characters in the same bad movie that he is starring in.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Much worse than Earls 59.95 paint job special, with leaves and dirt, a peeling layer of disgust sprayed over that rusty old beater Kay-EL!! I got a good laugh out of your comment!!

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Mombeka's avatar

I actually named a black kitten of mine Earl Sheib back in 1971 when I was living in Somerville Massachusetts.

This is a totally mainland thing like Burma Shave,- how old is this reference anyway? (asking from Honolulu where nobody has ever heard of Earl Sheib)

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Kay-El's avatar

1937-2010

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

You gave me a good laugh, now I’m feeling quite a bit older… considering I followed a buddy in the late sixties -early 70’s to spruce up his beater before he sold it there!

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David A Pitock's avatar

I remember when it was 29.95 I'll paint any car any time for 29.95 .

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Yes, when I lived in LA, 65 to 70.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I remember one here in FL in the 80's!

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Discrete Music's avatar

My black cats are always Sabrina. One is in my lap as I thumb my phone.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

So did I!

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Sarah's avatar

Scary, ugly, moron, self-deluded POS stops by to check out if people at Moron-a-Lago are Repugnantcans. We can’t blame any of his behavior on being old, he’s always been a demented, exhausting, bullshit, self-promoting hag.

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Charles Austin's avatar

"I'll paint any Shitgibbon for $99.99. No ups, no extras!"😂😂

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Cassandra Here's avatar

*Bondo is extra.

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Troll Slayer's avatar

There’s not enough in the world to smooth that mess out

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Well dug Cassandra!!

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Earl Sheib! 🤣🤣 That is a throw back to my youth in NY!!

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D Kitterman's avatar

And mine in DC. Thanks for the memories Kay El!

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Abbi's avatar

I don’t think O. Fuckwit would have left his room looking like that a year or 2 ago. He either wandered away from his handlers/monitors or he’s so demented he doesn’t remember he doesn’t want to be seen looking that bad. It’s either dementia or Putin’s threats that are keeping him under pres-not-elected musk’s thumb. It’s not laziness/lack of interest in governing, because his narcissism would find a way around that. And walking around without hair, make-up, or foundation garments suggests at least some of it is dementia.

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Mingo's avatar

Donny looks like a corpse without all the spackle and industrial strength hair spray. He reminds me of my grandfather in his high waist pants that start under the armpits. Where are the suspenders?

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Burke's avatar

Earl Sheib indeed! Sponsored the LA Roller Derby in the 60s. Remember with fondness.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I had forgotten that. I remember the paint garages. I remember roller derby. Forgot they mixed into one low life promotion.

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MJ's avatar

There's also the small pile of I'm not Secret Service people hanging around him trying to look like that meme. "HELLO, FELLOW TOURISTS."

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arne link's avatar

What a shitty assignment. Plus, paying double for rat-infested rooms.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

And they pay for the pleasure of renting from him.

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MJ's avatar

Those rats are their dinner!

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un poco loco's avatar

... and their donors!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Not even the *King Crown Treatment* from Earl.

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Kay-El's avatar

Right?! Lol

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arne link's avatar

OMG, you guys are killing me. "King Crown"? I forgotten that.,

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un poco loco's avatar

That shade of pink is not a good look -- but really, the bronzer is too too much too. He desperately needs a little help from the ladies at the Macy's Estee Lauder counter.

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Dave Drell's avatar

“I can paint any moron for 29.95”

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I can’t unsee this and my mouth has rancid in it.

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Carol C's avatar

I remember Earl Sheib from around 1963. Still in business?

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Kay-El's avatar

Nope. Folded in 2010

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DR Darke's avatar

That's an insult to Earl Sheib paint jobs, Kay-El!

Cheap as they are, at least they look good at first—just long enough to sell the car to some poor sucker.

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Kay-El's avatar

Lol, exactly

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Kate's avatar

For fuck's sake. Tuberville can't even spell science!

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

What did you expect from a guy that didn't even know what the three branches of Government are? Tommy certainly puts the stupid in stupid.

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Mombeka's avatar

I seriously wonder what the IQ of these people is. And remember the “dementia test” that Donny passed? “Elephant, man, camera” or whatever the objects were that he supposedly identified to prove his competence?

It’s back. It’s all back. It’s like watching the sequel to a bad horror movie. “Don0ld & the MAGAts Return”

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Carol C's avatar

But apparently the NYTimes is still reminding us that Joe Biden continues to be old. They are claiming his staffers have been keeping his age a secret and keeping him away from hostile journalists, etc. Shocking! He should have to face tough interviews, same as Trump. (Sarcasm)

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Seriously Carol, catch the Medias Touch Network interview with Biden. It was done this month and is on YouTube. Ben Meislas is the interviewer. It's a reminder of what we are losing.

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Carol C's avatar

I just watched it. Imagine, talking coherently for half an hour without blaming, name-calling, scowling, ranting, making up statistics, projecting your own intentions on others, or taking credit for other people’s work. Who knew it was possible for someone soooo old to talk sense?

But, his memory! Talking about the new NATO members, he forgot the name of Finland and had to refer to it by its 800-mile border with Russia. Terrible memory, except for details that matter, like why Finland felt compelled to join NATO.

He wasn’t asked why he didn’t believe Anita Hill vs. Clarence Thomas, or if he was still being played by Bibi Netanyahu or other “Have you stopped beating your wife?” questions. It’s amazing how much you can learn when someone is not being badgered. Even if you wanted to know more about topics avoided.

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Randy Woodall's avatar

"The Return of the Son of DonOld & the MAGAts" now playing at a drive-in near you.

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Kate's avatar

I’m guessing collectively they aren’t in the double digits!

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Like

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Head of the peerless in vacuous idiocy class Puro!!

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Teri's avatar

We have SO MUCH work, education and legislation post POS.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

It certainly warns us about the state of education in Alabama. I have a girlfriend who moved back there (from California) and she's already posting "Jesus this", and "god that." We met in a nudist/ sun club!"

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Senator Potato Head has no graps, oops, garps, ooops, grasp of anything science-y or teckinkal, oops, tecknickal

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Purobi Phillips's avatar

What does it say about the folks who voted for him?

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antlisa1201's avatar

Exactly. I saw a movie the other night from 2012 about one case in the phone scam where a guy pretending to be a detective would call restaurants and tell the manager an employee had stolen money and since he was shorthanded the manager would have to strip search the employee. And all of the accused were teenage girls. The managers were both male and female and most of them complied. This case happened in Kentucky at a Mcdonalds - the girl was 18 and her female boss had her strip in the office looking for the "stolen" money. Manager then had to get back to work so the caller had her get a man to "watch her" until the cops could come. Caller had man babysitter make her jog in place naked and do jumping jacks to "shake" out any hidden money. He did a cavity search too, spanked her bare bottom and have her give him oral sex. This was just 1 case of about 70 all in rural areas. These ppl all fell for this. I thought who is this stupid? Then I thought these are the ppl that would vote for trumpf. They're not only trumpf VOTERS but people who were voted into congress and other government positions-the mtgs, tubervilles, cruises. boberts, etc.If you doubt this hoax google Louise Ogborn.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😳😳😳

JFC.

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antlisa1201's avatar

I know right? I mean, I sympathize with the young women who were naive and gullible enough to obey this "detective" on the phone, but cripes. I worked at Wendy's in my teens and I would like to believe that if my manager had told me there's a cop on the phone that says I have to strip search you I would have said fuck no and walked out.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It's beyond comprehension. I'm with you. I woulda walked out and reported the guy.

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Major Kong's avatar

I watched that movie the other the other night. "Compliance". And multiple times I said, "How can people be so stupid?"

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David A Pitock's avatar

You would hope and think so all at once.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I remember that case. I wondered at the time how someone could be that stupid.

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Karen Hall's avatar

OMG

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D Kitterman's avatar

I guess all those 'rural' businesses didn't have caller ID?!

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shee-rah's avatar

They probably had the old dial phones. Do you think the scammer also told them that their refrigerator was running and they’d better catch it before it ran away?

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David A Pitock's avatar

Or prince Albert in a can

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antlisa1201's avatar

He used phone booths and phone cards. They star 69 but….

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

🤮🤮🤮

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James LoMonaco's avatar

They’re Alabamans, what did you expect? Rational choice? Introspection and clear thinking about what needs doing? Klan think I suspect.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

There’s no accounting for ignorance Puro!!

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

They are dumb as hell. Never read a paper.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Read?

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David A Pitock's avatar

This is the common clay of the old south , you know, morons. Sorry Gene wilder took over my thumbs 👍.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Nothing good

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Or much of anything else. The dimly lit Senator definitely has a few bulbs missing and he's probably been that way even before he took too many hits to the dome. Like his not all the time orange hero as shown in Jeff's video, this dumbshit has more than likely been vaccinated for everything but common sense.

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Susan's avatar

My Grandfather died of diphtheria in 3 days and left 5 children and a wife. And when I say died-I mean his throat slowly closed so he could not breathe and he suffocated to death. Yeah let’s bring that back! This would all be hysterical if it weren’t so fucking scary! Tuberville needs to STFU! My god how did this man get elected???

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Susan I ask myself all the time who voted for these dunces. Who listened to Tommy or MTG and thought that is the person I want to represent me? How can so many Americans be that ignorant?

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Don’t forget gerrymandering and voter suppression. Red states do as much cheating as possible.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Ignorance runs rampant throughout the country and is highly contagious Cathy!!

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shee-rah's avatar

Too bad there’s no vaccine for ignorance; but then they wouldn’t take it anyway.

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D Kitterman's avatar

Ignorance is virulent.

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PTW's avatar

If they bother to vote at all, they just look for the (R) and check that box. No critical thinking or research necessary.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Exactly!!!

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Schnauzermom's avatar

While we’re at it, why not bring back typhoid and tetanus, too! Make infant mortality great again!

These shitheels are actively working towards a new Dark Ages.

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shee-rah's avatar

As in “Make the plague great again”?

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

I got every childhood disease there were no vaccines for in the ‘50s and ‘60s. My grandmother told me stories about nursing my dad through diphtheria and others; I can still feel her fear. These antivax loons are out of their minds and a danger to our children.

On another note, I just finished my Alma mater’s (Boston University for those who are interested) alumni magazine article on their Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE) Center, where many athletes have donated their brains postmortem. Perhaps Tubby would like to make a donation now?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

As my dear departed father would say "might as well donate his brain to science, he's not using it."

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Good for dad. If I had a dad that funny, I would miss him.

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Laurence Tillett's avatar

My great aunt lost her only child to measles at age 5.

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shee-rah's avatar

I had measles at age 4 and still remember the excruciating earache I had. Fortunately, I didn’t lose my hearing, which can be a result of measles. Those who didn’t live in an era where many of the diseases folks suffered and died from don’t realize how fortunate they are that vaccines are available.

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Cheryl ODonnell's avatar

It was a truly dangerous disease.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Grandmother died at 28 from TB

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un poco loco's avatar

My grandparents' first child died as an infant from diphtheria, same way -- I learned about it when I was still a kid and it was completely terrifying to think of dying that way. And this is one of the things that ol' BrainWorm wants to bring back, too...

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

"Make Polio Great Again!" should be their motto, fucking idiots.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Yeah, I remember people who contracted polio. Fun times!

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James LoMonaco's avatar

Alabama

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Marty's avatar

I luckily!! live in Maryland. I’d move out of a state that elected a joke like TT.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

It’s not that easy.

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Marty's avatar

You are right. That’s a tragedy. No one should have to put up with that.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Anyone that voted for that stunod has their heads planted firmly up their ass Marty!!

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Marla's avatar

Yeah, but.

T-Tubes lives in Florida and has for 20+ years. 'Splain that one to me, Lucy.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

That is so tragic, Susan!!

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, watching Russian TV on Julia Davis last night. The show, similar to The 5 on FOX, had the members, one of which is the editor of RT, tearing up😢over their “Tzar” Putin concerning his annual speech to the nation, praising him to the point of nausea, then proclaiming that Mother Russia is an empire that needs to expand for the good of all Russians. Well Jeff, I get the feeling that MAGAS on FOX, OAN, RSB will soon incorporate these examples of allegiance into their shows. On a par with N. Korea TV. Best to all.

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Kate's avatar

Already trying to annex Canada and talking about invading Mexico, so yep this tracks

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Douglas's avatar

Canada as 51st state would get Dems 50 electoral votes....

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Tara J Kohinska 🇨🇦's avatar

As a Canadian, I can firmly say fuck that shit. Let the Dems come up with another bright idea. 😉

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Kate's avatar

They would find a way to only give the Canadian prarie electoral weight.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, They would realize the prairie states are like Texas and give them individual votes.

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un poco loco's avatar

I was just about to mention that... lol

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PTW's avatar

There is plenty of rural land in Canada, just as here. Guaranteed conservative voters, just like here.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Putin has been successfully working to demolish democracy around the world…as one of the wealthiest mob bosses in said world, nothing I see on Russian State TV surprises me Fastball!!

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

Putin’s objective is to turn America into the Russia of the 90’s. The goal is to strip the country of its assets, those assets going to billionaires as Russia experienced. Putin is still very bitter about the fall of the USSR, where he served as a colonel in the KGB. He wants to embarrass the US and destroy our democracy… he’s a fucking idiot with nukes.

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Dave Drell's avatar

But what’s he going to do with all those billions? He’s stuck in Russia- he will never retire to enjoy the fruits of his criminal enterprise. He could never move to a foreign place and not get assassinated. Poor fella-

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

True dat Fastball!!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He is actually the wealthiest, because he has money in every bank that he can hide it in. And all the money stuck in sanctions.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Deutsche bank has been laundering billions for Putin forever, they’re also the only bank to lend Trump money Etherial!! Excellent point!!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yup, I would have mentioned how many times they have been sanctioned, and fined, for laundering money for Russian oligarchs, but I have trouble spelling their name, thanks for bringing them up. I bet Putin has billions with them.

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Sabrina Haake's avatar

I fucking love you. I mean it. I read this shit out loud and piss my pants. I make my wife listen to your paragraphs whether she wants to or not. you are possibly the very best thing to come out of the trump disaster. reading you, laughing as the world falls around us makes me feel like I'm on the deck of the titanic, playing a guitar as it sinks. I'd like to have your baby, and I'm a 60 year old dyke. well done.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Good and funny comment, Sabrina.

However that sounds like jolly acceptance of the sinking of our Ship of State by the gang who couldn’t think straight.

We are not a sinking ship anywhere close to what they would like us to believe.

Sure, the evildoers somehow came to power but they are the ones who are right now actively building their ship. It looks somewhat acceptable above the water line but they forgot to attach the hull. So . . .

It’s being held up by hot air.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Susan: Absolutely right on the money. It will be their incompetence paired with too many powerhungry dickheads who will bring on the demise but no doubt that we will have months of chaos

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Take a bow, that was excellent!😁😁😁👏👏👏👏

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Teri's avatar

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

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James Starr's avatar

that's right, enjoy the band as it plays while the ship is going down... I hope I can cling to a raft and get rescued afterwards.

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Joanne Beck's avatar

That picture of the Humpa Lumpa with no makeup makes him look like the guy in the nursing home that didn't get dessert. Fuck him.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I'm waiting for him to shuck off all his clothes and go running down the street, escaping all his handlers like this. I still say they should make a "set" with the presidential office and trap him there every day. He'll never know the difference.

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Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

LMAO! Thanks for that icky visual!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Sorry, it was the only thing I could think of that they couldn't sane-wash.

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MichalD's avatar

Luckily agent orange has a name tag on so the attendants can take him back to his room!

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shee-rah's avatar

I think his hair looks a lot better in the photo than his combover ‘do.’

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Mary Sundberg's avatar

To Nancy Mace: Trey Goudy is not trans. He's a cone head.

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Mary Hall's avatar

His head looks like a zit about to pop.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, like Roger Stone they look like a forceps delivery, where the doctor squeezed too hard.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

HA! Good one!

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Teri's avatar

Mary, your facts are correct ... but would it be fun to get her to believe Trey Gowdy is trans?! Send anonymous email alerting her to secret trans folks in Congress.

"Ms. Mace, it's worse than the McCarthy era with so many communist spies! Pls look into this for America.". Apologies to our trans friends here, or really in Congress. Just to fuck with her. 🎁🎄

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

Ooooo sounds like fun.

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Mark L's avatar

And now for some Christmas Cheer 😂 😂...........

Merry Xmas Jeff and Mrs Jeff.

All the Best.Stay Safe, Lots of Love

From up North

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Linda Weide's avatar

Happy Hanukkah and a Happy New Year too.

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Mark L's avatar

Back At Your

XXX

OOO

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Back at you Mark!!

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Lisa's avatar

You are a national treasure. Thank you for helping us through this with some sanity intact.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Lisa, that is exactly how I describe Jeff Tiedrich -- a national treasure.

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JENNIFER's avatar

Dude ... WTAF is up with donny dementos hair? This is what should have been trotted out on stage at his many hate rallies... but, of course, the lampre who are connected to this bloated carcus couldn't risk the world seeing what he really was!

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SuNew's avatar

Just a reminder - these people wore diapers outside their pants and Kotex pads on their ears - discernment is not their strong suit.

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T L Mills's avatar

True. If Donny came out on stage looking like that they'd all rush off to get white chalk make-up, and "fat suits" so they too could look like their Dear Leader.

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SuNew's avatar

Haha!

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JENNIFER's avatar

True

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Maybe he's trying to look more like President Musk?

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T L Mills's avatar

With the colorless skin, for sure...and Skum is rather doughy, as well. Yeah, I can see that happening! They'll be like long-time married couples who begin to look like each other. (Gack!)

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arne link's avatar

Oh, Lord. Please don't let him start jumping up and down. It would create a tsunami in Florida.

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PTW's avatar

No jumping. He'd fall off his lifts.

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Well, and his manboobs would give him black eyes, so there's that...

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T L Mills's avatar

🤣🤣🤣...thanks for the laugh, arne link. I had an instant mental image of fat Trumpy leaping up and down with both feet in the throes of a tantrump, making the whole dangling landmass shake and the water in the sinkholes splash out.

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shee-rah's avatar

“Tantrump”—I love that image!

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

Only his hairdresser knows for she.

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SuNew's avatar

Carol Burnett was asked if she was really a redhead and she replied, “Only my gynecologist knows for sure.” 🤣🤣🤣

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHAHAH!!!!

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JENNIFER's avatar

I'm old enough to remember that commercial on TV

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Tony(fat) Salerno’s nickname Little Elvis appears to wear rather well, don’t you think JENNIFER?

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Ilene Fischer's avatar

He looks like shit and he is so huge looks like he gained 50 pounds. Does not look healthy and Vance is a total nightmare

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Dave Drell's avatar

We recommend doubling up on those MacDonalds fries,and hurry up with that!

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Trump looks like Gary Busey after his first 14 motorcycle accidents

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arne link's avatar

Just about as intelligent, too.

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Karen Hall's avatar

Hahahahaha

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Permian Extinction's avatar

Now would be a good time for The Lords of Karma to whisk Donald away to his personal inferno.

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D Kitterman's avatar

At the "stroke" of midnight?

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Diane Rose Halstead's avatar

What do you think would happen if Nancy Mace and Tommy Tuberville had sex in the WRONG bathroom?! OMG Armageddon. Ewwwwww

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Zija Pulp's avatar

No, not a paradox. An OXYMORON!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Two, in fact.

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Kate's avatar

A paradox, maybe it would end this living nightmare…

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Mary Henson's avatar

Jesus Christ, someone needs to get DonOld a training bra to go with his girdle! I felt like he was going to start doing a strip tease with all the nude boob action going on thru that thin ass white shirt!!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Remember the Manssiere from, I think it was Seinfeld?

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Kate's avatar

The BRO! And yes, it was Seinfeld—there is legit a Seinfeld reference for everything in life, even Jeff used Elaine today too!

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T L Mills's avatar

EEEEyew....that caused my brain to run that clip through my head again--blick!! Pass the brain bleach, please!

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Linda Weide's avatar

Tommy Tuberville is pathelogically stupid. In fact, he is a reason that someone should propose a simple test for intelligence in American politics required before taking office.

I personally do not know anyone who died from a Covid vaccine, and everyone I am close to except for my mom's Leftist best friend and her family has had a vaccine. She is anti vaccines because one of her 5 grandchildren reacts badly to the childhood vaccines. So, that means no one should have them? It would be like me being against penicillin because I am allergic to it, or people who have gluten intolerance expecting foods with gluten to no longer be produced, or people who have peanut allergies expecting peanut production to stop.

In fact, given that Gummi Bears are filled with gluten, the AfD, who is anti vaccines because they are afraid of them, would probably have a riot if Gummi bears were to no longer be produced because of their gluten content being intolerable to some. I think we need to develop a vaccine that can be taken orally and then put them into gummi bears, who the same people who are anti-vaccine would probably eat in a second.

All these anti-vaccine people have got to learn that just because some people have a bad response to something does not mean get rid of it. But, that would mean understanding science, something that Tommy Tuberville clearly does not even understand either. How can anyone bear to be around him?

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Burke's avatar

Simple test for intelligence required to run for public office. YES!!!

Barbers are held to higher standards than politicians. All you need to run for a public office of trust is a few pages of signatures. Line up your dumb ass friends to sign their name and you're on the ballot. Almost impossible to remove an untrustworthy bad actor from public office.

Want to cut hair? 1,000 hours of training and pass a written exam. Hint of financial or sexual impropriety and your license is immediately revoked.

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Burke's avatar

Ballot applicants, at every level, should also pass the Naturalization Exam. It's a national scandal that immigrant naturalized citizens know more about American Government and History than a large percentage of public office holders. This is nuts.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I don't want to say one needs that to vote, but you should have to if you want to run for a political office.

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Hannah Olufs's avatar

I have advocated for civics tests for people who want to serve as any elected official for years. Nobody wants that for what are obvious reasons.

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Dave Drell's avatar

They know more about US Government than most of the populace !

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

My great home state (last 3 years to be with grandsons) elected the dumbest creature on the Auburn campus to the US Senate. Now that is valedictory stupid.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Joe I have friends who live in your great state. No state deserves a politician like Tuberville. That is why I say that politicians should have to pass tests on how government works before they take office. Their tests and scores should be posted for public viewing too.

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shee-rah's avatar

Trump would have flunked such a test when he ran for President—both times!

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Linda Weide's avatar

Agreed! However, he would pass the authoritarian moves test with flying colors. It all comes naturally to him.

I was glad when I think it was Sarah Longwell and Jonathan Last of the Bulwark pointed out that Trump is between a rock and a hard place with Musk, because most of the people who buy him do not use as blatant control over him. They said Trump might be afraid of Musk because Musk has the money to support a campaign against him. Trump and Musk are making it very clear that the US is run by someone who bought the presidency and is running it by proxy through Trump.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

I thought he actually lives in Florida???

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Teri's avatar

Linda, thanks, Jeff, for the info: 55 worldwide deaths from COVID vaccines. The % figure is wild, even not knowing what other health issues the deceased folks may have had. One million Americans died of COVID. It's a no brainer. No pun intended.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Exceptional post Linda!

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