there is some person that tracks Elon's jet on Instagram via Theairtraffic . com and I saw his jet depart Austin, Tx and then in landed hours later in TeleAviv but I dont know how many circles Elmo Mush is doing in the air....he needs to park it somewhere for 24 hours and STFU
You no lie, we all knows it. I wish you could send us a bundle of all your subs so I can forward them all at once. My fingerz iz gittin tired o doing them every day.
Maybe they will start subscribing. A friend I forwarded some to greeted me with "Did you see what Jeff Tiedrich wrote about Kissinger? I asked a bit suspiciously how she knew, and that's when I found out she had subscribed.
Musk is such a STUPID IDIOT! Not only in his “flack jacket” that’s WAY too small, but, (and this is special for Musk) he can “just go fuck yourself, Elon!”
One thing I will say, he still has enough money to blow through for a while even if all advertisers leave Twit-x. It should be called Twixt. Anyway, we should all be helping him to blow his money as fast as possible by not supporting his products, so get a different E-car, and not supporting Twixt.
Everytime I see Muck with some military vest , a goofy cowboy hat, or bomber jacket on it reminds me how similar he is to Trump with their insecurities and how much they need to prove they are big boys.
All that Blood Diamond money and no brains is a dangerous thing. He paid all those engineers to make what has his name on it. As I've said before, he wouldn't know the difference between a rocket motor or an Osterizer if he bumped his nose on one.
Muskrat and the mango madman sure like their phony bullshit photo opts in their attempts to do damage control. Why doesn't someone like Musk do a humanitarian effort for a change? Then again,, that cheap selfish asshole's wallet is closed tighter than a clam at low tide.
Yes, this! All that angst over being that wimpy, unpopular high school nerd comes pouring out in his attire now that he’s “the smartest guy in all the rooms”, dammit!
EVERYONE drinks milkshakes with a straw. (Until you suck to the bottom and then have to tilt the cup up to let the rest slide down all over your face.)
Geez, THAT is why they serve it with a straw! Go figure!
Of course, now due to plastic waste in the oceans that has become optional. We COULD go back to paper straws like they were before plastic consider the limited need.
And silly me I used to think there was an actual difference between the Gop of yesterday and our current schmultz- but no, it is really the same animal instinct after all.
Speaking of stupid - did anyone watch Newsom mop the floor with DeSantis (and Hannity - that lying piece of shit, who promised the exact opposite of what was delivered) on Fox? I didn’t watch the whole thing, but watched the YouTube highlight video. Newsom came loaded with facts, intelligence and lightning speed while DeSantis stood there with a fake smile plastered on his face while occasionally throwing in crazy, unsubstantiated nonsense. It was a beautiful thing.
When you consider that Gavin is the governor of a state that is also the 4th or 5th largest economy in the world with an extremely diverse demographic, you gotta' cut him some slack. It's not like being the governor of, say, South Dakota where everybody thinks Gov Noem is a goddess and Liz Cheney should be hung.
He’s ok he’s not a bad Governor but there is a large fraction of Repuklicans in Orange County in So Cal and in North East California in the countryside. Drumptypoopypants signs are everyfuckingwhere! Huge eye roll 🙄
I do. Well he needs elevation to national, I am like yourself and would want further investigation. I am sure there are things the state could do better or is slow to get to but consider the size and variables, I think he done well. Not sure the country would go for a governor from CA. Reagan fucked that up,IMO.
Yeah, I like him. He’s a bit self promoting but he’s intelligent and cares about people. He brings receipts and has that quality that is hard to come by (ask Ronny), authenticity.
I also agree! I grew up on the Western Slope (Vail) and have lived in San Diego for 33 years now, Newsom is the real deal and definitely has my vote in 2028!
Dumbass benny tiny johnson had a meme on not Twitter yesterday saying “Elon Won!” because Disney CEO Bob Iger stepped down. Disney is STILL not going to advertise on Musk’s platform. 🙄
Jeff I just subscribed ~ after regular reading I want to be able to comment. First comment “I read the news today oh boy” … and one of my fav of yours “oh fucking boy”!!! Lots of truth with laughs and lots of salt. So grateful for you.
He’s not the only moron. I’ve seen other iterations of this. How do you dislike something you know nothing about? Easy! Just get yer cues from Faux Snooze.
Thank you Jeff! All excellent reasons to type this note of appreciation from Portugal. So glad all of the Fox ‘News’ viewers do everything Rupert Murdoch tells them to do. Because nothing says ‘patriot’ louder than hanging on every message of hate that drips out of the 100 year old Australian garbage Rupert through his media shills.
I thought about moving there. Once you live somewhere else for a few months it becomes easier. And, of course more affordable than here. I have found the pace, the day to day is really worth the effort to live expat. I used to think I would miss it ( the USA) but now in retrospect probably not as much as i did back in the day.
Faux News has ruined a number of people that used to be close friends of mine. The Donald is still the most hated person on Earth but Elon and Bibi are in the running. The dipshit wingnuts get lots of attention but the real world is still here and standing strong. We will overcome, to quote MLK.
The young are overwhelmingly for Democracy. The Republicans are pushing to raise the voting age as they want only affluent white people to be allowed to vote. Not going to work. Sadly it is mostly misinformed people my age who think Trump is the answer. And we are decreasing in number regardless of our political beliefs.
If they're using that straw to practise for a Polish sausage later, that's pretty damn manly. I'd say most things involving two men are by definition pretty manly, yeah?
I saw a tweet from space nazi, saying thar X is the place to go for real information and that all of the other sites are “bought and paid for.” So guess we’ve now entered the sour-grapes stage of his decline, where he’s going to try to convince the masses that losing advertisers is a great thing. Because who wants a platform that’s bought and paid for by advertisers, when you can have one that’s bought and paid for by a single far-right, racist, antisemitic, conspiracy theorist who can spread lies, hate and reactionary propaganda unchecked, because answers to no one? If only he had a friend who could remind him that we already have a T.S. And it’s in the shitter for a reason.
Good God, I thought he was going to put Joe Biden down because plastic straws harm sea turtles, or for other environmental convfefes. But cause they’re not manly? I’d like to shove a bundle of straws down that pretty boy’s throat, whoever he is. And a few up his nose too. The world should just end today. These idiots make it not worth. Let me off.
Really! Like, I wouldn't have ever heard that funny Liam Neeson putdown of Musk if Jeff hadn't thought to include it. This is the only source of dipshittery I can't miss.
I can’t wait for my CO primary ballot either Rhonda DeSantis 😂🥳. People like him are why it’s always better to remain unaffiliated. I’m going to go on a limb and say Beetlejuice will be receiving a LOT of write in votes! Perhaps Michael Keaton could do a campaign speech in character lol
I actually googled "distance between San Francisco and Tel Aviv," because, y'know, journalistic integrity
there is some person that tracks Elon's jet on Instagram via Theairtraffic . com and I saw his jet depart Austin, Tx and then in landed hours later in TeleAviv but I dont know how many circles Elmo Mush is doing in the air....he needs to park it somewhere for 24 hours and STFU
You no lie, we all knows it. I wish you could send us a bundle of all your subs so I can forward them all at once. My fingerz iz gittin tired o doing them every day.
Maybe they will start subscribing. A friend I forwarded some to greeted me with "Did you see what Jeff Tiedrich wrote about Kissinger? I asked a bit suspiciously how she knew, and that's when I found out she had subscribed.
At least there's some good news. We are not as alone as it seems, sometimes.
🤣🤣🤣
You're funny!
Musk is such a STUPID IDIOT! Not only in his “flack jacket” that’s WAY too small, but, (and this is special for Musk) he can “just go fuck yourself, Elon!”
One thing I will say, he still has enough money to blow through for a while even if all advertisers leave Twit-x. It should be called Twixt. Anyway, we should all be helping him to blow his money as fast as possible by not supporting his products, so get a different E-car, and not supporting Twixt.
Great suggestion!
Lots of soft underbelly still exposed. Just sayin’
Can we submit paperwork (to some random gov’t agency) to make a ‘Not-Stupid Weekend’ an official thing 🤔
Everytime I see Muck with some military vest , a goofy cowboy hat, or bomber jacket on it reminds me how similar he is to Trump with their insecurities and how much they need to prove they are big boys.
100%
All that Blood Diamond money and no brains is a dangerous thing. He paid all those engineers to make what has his name on it. As I've said before, he wouldn't know the difference between a rocket motor or an Osterizer if he bumped his nose on one.
🤣 🤣 🤣
Muskrat and the mango madman sure like their phony bullshit photo opts in their attempts to do damage control. Why doesn't someone like Musk do a humanitarian effort for a change? Then again,, that cheap selfish asshole's wallet is closed tighter than a clam at low tide.
Yes, this! All that angst over being that wimpy, unpopular high school nerd comes pouring out in his attire now that he’s “the smartest guy in all the rooms”, dammit!
But he's clearly NOT the smartest guy in this room or any room. He's a fucking idiot.
He's got to get the big, black F 350 Raptor 4X4 to get his manhood real. Not that pansy ass ugly electric toy he's peddling.
He was bullied as a boy...
EVERYONE drinks milkshakes with a straw. (Until you suck to the bottom and then have to tilt the cup up to let the rest slide down all over your face.)
and then it drips off your face onto your shirt and you say "aaah fuck" and you have to go home and change your shirt.
Or so I've heard. That would never have happened to me *ahem*
Yup. That's the way to do it!
Geez, THAT is why they serve it with a straw! Go figure!
Of course, now due to plastic waste in the oceans that has become optional. We COULD go back to paper straws like they were before plastic consider the limited need.
Steak and Shake does paper straws with milkshakes
Good to know. Haven't been in one for many years but good when I did in St Louis!
A big fat straw. Jesse is a complete dumbass.
I couldn’t resist this clip--
https://youtu.be/xHash5takWU?si=RkG_opWDYBXMS3z8
I knew that the commentarait wouldn't miss the reference
Ah Groucho! That is spot on!!!!!!
Thanks! Never saw that before.
Nice Tina... I've always loved this clip. Perfect! 😂😂😂
I love Groucho.
I had not seen that before. Perfectly sums up MAGA. 😜
A classic
HAHA! Made my day. Perfect Republican theme song.
And silly me I used to think there was an actual difference between the Gop of yesterday and our current schmultz- but no, it is really the same animal instinct after all.
Brilliant 🙌🏽
🤣🤣🤣 great clip
Oh, horse feathers!
Perfect!😂
Fantastic! Well done, Tina!
Speaking of stupid - did anyone watch Newsom mop the floor with DeSantis (and Hannity - that lying piece of shit, who promised the exact opposite of what was delivered) on Fox? I didn’t watch the whole thing, but watched the YouTube highlight video. Newsom came loaded with facts, intelligence and lightning speed while DeSantis stood there with a fake smile plastered on his face while occasionally throwing in crazy, unsubstantiated nonsense. It was a beautiful thing.
I watched via Brian Tyler Cohen on YouTube. Ron looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Gavin Newsom ran over him like a truck.
When you consider that Gavin is the governor of a state that is also the 4th or 5th largest economy in the world with an extremely diverse demographic, you gotta' cut him some slack. It's not like being the governor of, say, South Dakota where everybody thinks Gov Noem is a goddess and Liz Cheney should be hung.
Ron always looks like a deer in the headlights.
That’s DeSaster :D
Lizard person in a human suit.
I read about it, gotta go find the highlight video.
Question for everyone here: do you like Newsom? I don't really know enough about him at the moment to have an informed opinion.
He’s ok he’s not a bad Governor but there is a large fraction of Repuklicans in Orange County in So Cal and in North East California in the countryside. Drumptypoopypants signs are everyfuckingwhere! Huge eye roll 🙄
There's my descriptive adjectives and compound words.
I do. Well he needs elevation to national, I am like yourself and would want further investigation. I am sure there are things the state could do better or is slow to get to but consider the size and variables, I think he done well. Not sure the country would go for a governor from CA. Reagan fucked that up,IMO.
Yeah, I like him. He’s a bit self promoting but he’s intelligent and cares about people. He brings receipts and has that quality that is hard to come by (ask Ronny), authenticity.
💯 % agree Janet! Very glad Newsom is my governor here in CA.
+1!
Agreed.
I also agree! I grew up on the Western Slope (Vail) and have lived in San Diego for 33 years now, Newsom is the real deal and definitely has my vote in 2028!
Get out the popcorn. 🍿
Gregory Johnstone on Instagram did a hilarious take on the Space Nazi: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0VE5lfgulu/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Love it! You tell him, Mickey! He’s a fucking dumbass!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was great! 🤣
Dumbass benny tiny johnson had a meme on not Twitter yesterday saying “Elon Won!” because Disney CEO Bob Iger stepped down. Disney is STILL not going to advertise on Musk’s platform. 🙄
Jeff I just subscribed ~ after regular reading I want to be able to comment. First comment “I read the news today oh boy” … and one of my fav of yours “oh fucking boy”!!! Lots of truth with laughs and lots of salt. So grateful for you.
We're a pretty fucking awesome group.
Fuck yeah we are 🙌🏽
We're simply the fucking best
I totally fucking agree
Fuckin' Ay.
Goddamned right!
Welcome!
Thank you Charlie!
You're welcome.
Critical Race Theory is a theory that ignorant white people suck, right? 🙄
Since it's a dogwhistle... It was a great idea to ask him what CRT is and let him display his ignorance.
He’s not the only moron. I’ve seen other iterations of this. How do you dislike something you know nothing about? Easy! Just get yer cues from Faux Snooze.
Oh I know lol I can't wait to use this tactic. Let them explain themselves.
That’s a good summation
Just like a scene from "Scanners".
Thank you Jeff! All excellent reasons to type this note of appreciation from Portugal. So glad all of the Fox ‘News’ viewers do everything Rupert Murdoch tells them to do. Because nothing says ‘patriot’ louder than hanging on every message of hate that drips out of the 100 year old Australian garbage Rupert through his media shills.
Amen. Loved my ti.e there. Great horses and beautiful country from my limited experience just north of Lisbon.
Living here continues to be a wonderful experience.
Are you bilingual?
My Portuguese is very limited at present. Learning slowly. I expect to be fluent by my 143rd birthday. 🙃
Truly!
It is a difficult language that maybe sounds like others you might be familiar with but does not act like them.
I had riding lessons in 3 languages per the class...funny, now. My Spanish & French much less English didn't help!
LOL!!
I thought about moving there. Once you live somewhere else for a few months it becomes easier. And, of course more affordable than here. I have found the pace, the day to day is really worth the effort to live expat. I used to think I would miss it ( the USA) but now in retrospect probably not as much as i did back in the day.
Rather envious! Cheers!
Faux News has ruined a number of people that used to be close friends of mine. The Donald is still the most hated person on Earth but Elon and Bibi are in the running. The dipshit wingnuts get lots of attention but the real world is still here and standing strong. We will overcome, to quote MLK.
Will we though? Some days I fear we won't. They are breeding in higher numbers, after all.
The young are overwhelmingly for Democracy. The Republicans are pushing to raise the voting age as they want only affluent white people to be allowed to vote. Not going to work. Sadly it is mostly misinformed people my age who think Trump is the answer. And we are decreasing in number regardless of our political beliefs.
Thanks Darrell...I needed that shot of optimism! ;-)
Straws are "dainty?" Men who "purse their lips" around a straw arent "manly" ?? What the literal fuck....????
I stayed away from the news this past week, now I know why although I did hear something about manly men and straws. *jesusfuckingchrist *🙄🙄
They don’t mind pursing their lips around LDFF’s ...... oh, never mind.
Amen! But they are such sissies they need knee pads.
I have aspirated my coffee. Hilarious. But, maybe by now, they have callouses.
Or they've made future appointments for knee replacements, just in case. 🙄
If they're using that straw to practise for a Polish sausage later, that's pretty damn manly. I'd say most things involving two men are by definition pretty manly, yeah?
He has an ignorant asshole problem.
I saw a tweet from space nazi, saying thar X is the place to go for real information and that all of the other sites are “bought and paid for.” So guess we’ve now entered the sour-grapes stage of his decline, where he’s going to try to convince the masses that losing advertisers is a great thing. Because who wants a platform that’s bought and paid for by advertisers, when you can have one that’s bought and paid for by a single far-right, racist, antisemitic, conspiracy theorist who can spread lies, hate and reactionary propaganda unchecked, because answers to no one? If only he had a friend who could remind him that we already have a T.S. And it’s in the shitter for a reason.
Good God, I thought he was going to put Joe Biden down because plastic straws harm sea turtles, or for other environmental convfefes. But cause they’re not manly? I’d like to shove a bundle of straws down that pretty boy’s throat, whoever he is. And a few up his nose too. The world should just end today. These idiots make it not worth. Let me off.
I can’t even process all this dipshittery. JT, you’ve earned a place in our hearts.
Really! Like, I wouldn't have ever heard that funny Liam Neeson putdown of Musk if Jeff hadn't thought to include it. This is the only source of dipshittery I can't miss.
I can’t wait for my CO primary ballot either Rhonda DeSantis 😂🥳. People like him are why it’s always better to remain unaffiliated. I’m going to go on a limb and say Beetlejuice will be receiving a LOT of write in votes! Perhaps Michael Keaton could do a campaign speech in character lol
Thanks for another gem, Jeff 🤣