Holy fuckwad Batman! Could it get any worse? Shit yeah! There’s a 10” thick binder of intelligence that disappeared just as diaper stain Don waddled out of office. So there’s that, Jeff.
As a Texan....I am SO using "Fidel Cancruz" from now on!
Someone in a FB group I belong to said it would be hilarious if somebody made video of CanCruz running away to the tune of "Brave Sir Robin" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I second that suggestion!
To be scientifically pedantic, Comer has hypotheses, but not real theories. He is indeed a sad little man crying in the dark because he forgot how to use the light switch.
Robot women?!? Actually, that would be perfect for society at large, and women in general. Keeps the incels off the streets, and maybe even off the internet. But then, I imagine those guys will eventually get mad at the fact that despite their best programming efforts, those robot women still will only lay there and think of England.
James Comer reminds me so much of Wile E.Coyote. Everything he puts out there blows up in his face and knocks him flat. All he needs is an “ACME” jacket!
You really shouldn’t mock Trump’s mug-shot-suit-swatch-sale. When he realizes how successful this is, he can expand to other articles of clothing, like the undergarments he wore the first time he banged a porn star. Or the coat he was wearing when he sent his thugs to the Capitol. Or the shirt he wore while he watched the insurrection from the WH and did nothing. And there’s always the outfit he had on when he shared our military secrets with an Australian billionaire. The possibilities for profit are endless. But I’m holding out for a piece of his orange jump suit. And I’ll pay BIGLY for that!
As a native New Yorker, I have never had much respect for Rudy Giuliani, even when the world saw him as “America’s Mayor.“ There was always something very sleazy and corrupt about him: He was a known womanizer, even when he was married; his business dealings were always suspect; he took a great deal of credit for things that were accomplished by other people; and he’s just a typical NYC corrupt politician. As he gets older, more disgusting, and loses a ton of brain cells every 30 seconds by drinking heavily, all the façade has been peeled away, and now we see the real person, who will die broke, despised, and lonely. And his lawsuit troubles are only just beginning. Good!! The best book I know of ever written about NYC politics is Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of the Vanities.” I know Tom Hanks starred in a movie version of it many years ago, but the book is way better than the film.
Then the Musky AI shit?? Seriously to replace real women cause that FATFUCKPALEASSEDGERBILHUMPINGNEMATODE says so.. it’s because no real SANE female would ever touch that pale as fuck fat pasty assed hairless tosser.. so he needs a FEMBOT instead. Any man who buys into that.. is a fucking freak. The Gerbil can fuck all the way off🖕🏽
Jeff, I adore your writing. But on this occasion, the robot wives would be a GOOD thing. Then the men who want such obedience and acquiesce might leave actual human women (and girls) ALONE. Let's hear it for incels getting what they need to shut the fuck up and go away.
Well.... I want a robot wife. I don't want to stick anything in it, I want it to vacuum up the dog hair flying around. And clean and stuff. Then go sit in the closet. 🤷♀️ like a good wife...
Truly, in my 72 years there have never been so many disgraceful idiots in our Government, in the News, and in our faces. And that is not to mention the 10" Binder of Russian Intel. The 10" Binder that went missing in the last days of the Trump "Crime Episode" when he hung around at the White House when he wasn't cheating at golf. The 10" Binder of Russian Intel that he told people (book publishers, millionaires, idiots, and hangers-on) "You ought to see this book, it's really cool". The 10" Binder that was not found when the FBI raided his quad zillion dollar Florida scam headquarters.
This is no longer funny, friends. This is Treason.
But what’s worse - the senate sex tape or that insane haircut on Giuliani’s lawyer?
Holy fuckwad Batman! Could it get any worse? Shit yeah! There’s a 10” thick binder of intelligence that disappeared just as diaper stain Don waddled out of office. So there’s that, Jeff.
1. Rudy’s attorney is Hair Goebbels?
2. Robot wives would go a long way in making incels obsolete.
Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley need to start some kind of club for the "two minute mile" run they do from all accountability.
Other than the Republican club, of course.
As a Texan....I am SO using "Fidel Cancruz" from now on!
Someone in a FB group I belong to said it would be hilarious if somebody made video of CanCruz running away to the tune of "Brave Sir Robin" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I second that suggestion!
To be scientifically pedantic, Comer has hypotheses, but not real theories. He is indeed a sad little man crying in the dark because he forgot how to use the light switch.
Robot women?!? Actually, that would be perfect for society at large, and women in general. Keeps the incels off the streets, and maybe even off the internet. But then, I imagine those guys will eventually get mad at the fact that despite their best programming efforts, those robot women still will only lay there and think of England.
Have a great day Jeff!
James Comer reminds me so much of Wile E.Coyote. Everything he puts out there blows up in his face and knocks him flat. All he needs is an “ACME” jacket!
My new favorite description: "a big pile of soaking wet stupid"
You really shouldn’t mock Trump’s mug-shot-suit-swatch-sale. When he realizes how successful this is, he can expand to other articles of clothing, like the undergarments he wore the first time he banged a porn star. Or the coat he was wearing when he sent his thugs to the Capitol. Or the shirt he wore while he watched the insurrection from the WH and did nothing. And there’s always the outfit he had on when he shared our military secrets with an Australian billionaire. The possibilities for profit are endless. But I’m holding out for a piece of his orange jump suit. And I’ll pay BIGLY for that!
What seems obvious to me: Vote Blue, Vote Blue, Vote Blue.
As a native New Yorker, I have never had much respect for Rudy Giuliani, even when the world saw him as “America’s Mayor.“ There was always something very sleazy and corrupt about him: He was a known womanizer, even when he was married; his business dealings were always suspect; he took a great deal of credit for things that were accomplished by other people; and he’s just a typical NYC corrupt politician. As he gets older, more disgusting, and loses a ton of brain cells every 30 seconds by drinking heavily, all the façade has been peeled away, and now we see the real person, who will die broke, despised, and lonely. And his lawsuit troubles are only just beginning. Good!! The best book I know of ever written about NYC politics is Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of the Vanities.” I know Tom Hanks starred in a movie version of it many years ago, but the book is way better than the film.
Then the Musky AI shit?? Seriously to replace real women cause that FATFUCKPALEASSEDGERBILHUMPINGNEMATODE says so.. it’s because no real SANE female would ever touch that pale as fuck fat pasty assed hairless tosser.. so he needs a FEMBOT instead. Any man who buys into that.. is a fucking freak. The Gerbil can fuck all the way off🖕🏽
Jeff, I adore your writing. But on this occasion, the robot wives would be a GOOD thing. Then the men who want such obedience and acquiesce might leave actual human women (and girls) ALONE. Let's hear it for incels getting what they need to shut the fuck up and go away.
Well.... I want a robot wife. I don't want to stick anything in it, I want it to vacuum up the dog hair flying around. And clean and stuff. Then go sit in the closet. 🤷♀️ like a good wife...
Truly, in my 72 years there have never been so many disgraceful idiots in our Government, in the News, and in our faces. And that is not to mention the 10" Binder of Russian Intel. The 10" Binder that went missing in the last days of the Trump "Crime Episode" when he hung around at the White House when he wasn't cheating at golf. The 10" Binder of Russian Intel that he told people (book publishers, millionaires, idiots, and hangers-on) "You ought to see this book, it's really cool". The 10" Binder that was not found when the FBI raided his quad zillion dollar Florida scam headquarters.
This is no longer funny, friends. This is Treason.
JFC...there's so much crazy going on, thanks for keeping it all straight. Ted Cruz is so gross. Or is it Comer? 🤔 Great summary!
So much stupid shit-how do you par it down?! Jimmy drops a Dooce! good one!