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But what’s worse - the senate sex tape or that insane haircut on Giuliani’s lawyer?

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Dec 16, 2023·edited Dec 16, 2023

That guy is ghouliani's toupee caddy ...

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OMG! Thank you for that laugh. 😂

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I will never stop laughing at this comment. Well done.

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It looks like a dead squirrel on his head. What a douche.

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I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

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Oh course. How did I miss that last night on MSNBC? All could say was "WTF? Now THAT"S a Mullet!"

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"Fear the Mullet!"

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WAIT! What Sex Tape? Why wasn't I informed? 😂😂😂😂 Cause Rudy's lawyer is straight outta Hitler Youth!

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Rudy's lawyer is Hitler Youth that is throwing Rudy under the bus. Even Hitler Youth hate slimy Giuliani. Cruz is despicable too. Ted Cruz threw his own wife under the bus by sucking up to Trump after he insulted her. He is another slime slithery snake. Regular protests outside the Supreme Court prior to their decision whether or not Mifepristone or any other birth control can be mailed, effectively cutting it off for women in all states, ought to remind them that we the people have voices and enraging us constantly does not make things any better for them as people.

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They simply cannot control themselves; their default is autopilot stupidity.

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Like a Tesla.

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I was sipping tea as I read your post and choke-laughed at that reply, still snickering too!

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And today, the Texas Courts ruled that Public Utilities have not responsibility or liability when their systems shut down in freezing weather.

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I see a great lesson in allowing Texas to secede from the Union. A Texit would be interesting for them, as well as instructive for us. The current governor is outdoing himself in being a scary mean old White man. I would love to see what happens to the border with Mexico if Texans are left on their own. We should allow those in Texas who prefer to stay Americans to move to other states. Venezuela has a population of around 30 mil like Texas. Peru has a little more than 30 mil, so does Angola. Malaysia has around 30 mil, so does Yemen. Texas can be a Venezuela or Peru or Malaysia or Yemen.

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Don’t look. Just trust me lol.

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HAHA. Well, now I gotta go find it. 😂 What about listening to Vivek pee for 30 seconds because he forgot to turn his mic off....and this asshole wants the nuclear codes. 🙄

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America has run its course...

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Dec 16, 2023·edited Dec 16, 2023

Nine, Eightteen or a Thirty-Six Hole Tournament course? With a no penalty rough pick.

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Hey, Caroline. I looked. Lordy! Beyond the tape, I had forgotten how insane The Daily Caller is.

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It's a total cesspool.

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Seriously Charlie! I admit to laughing at the audacity... 🤦‍♀️. How low can it all go!?

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We're not even close to the basement.

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The haircut in the picture is NOT Hitler Youth. Trust me, I grew up with all kinds of Hitler youth symbols here in Germany, and this one is not one of them. To me, looks more like "I'm not sure about which way to gender", "Mama told me not to come", or "you can always hire me as an Andy Warhol or a David Bowie impersonator".

I'm almost certain that neither Rudy Coludy nor the guy in the picture would ever know anything about Hitler youth.

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I woke up at Two AM, thought it was a trailer for a new Terminator Movie. Dragged my ass upstairs and crawled into bed knowing that the Giuliani was in good hands, the judgment was a reflection on his lawyers as much as on Giuliani

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When I saw that "what in the entire blue-melting fuck is this?!" photo I felt sure that absurd haircut was going to make this week's Stupid Report, but there were too many other instances of idiocy to cover, it seems.... 😹

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Even my husband, who never, ever notices things like Nazi haircuts said, "Look at that mfkr's hair!"

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I'm going to have to look at this.

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I noticed that alien-looking haircut. Very bizarre but apt.

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I still think the term "Pigfuck McHeeHaw" takes the cake. I am still smfhing about it, days later. It is something only I should have been able to invent lol

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Holy fuckwad Batman! Could it get any worse? Shit yeah! There’s a 10” thick binder of intelligence that disappeared just as diaper stain Don waddled out of office. So there’s that, Jeff.

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After making a copy for Tsar Vladimir, he put it in his ex-wife's coffin with the rest of the missing docs. (I wonder what it costs to rent a backhoe in NJ; after all, if you want something done, do it yourself.

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I'll chip in.It can't be more than $500/day, delivered. I'm an experienced operator too.

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10 min. Job.

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Half day minimum.

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Why would you bury cremated remains in a huge coffin? The timeline matches up.

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Lots of room, of course. Might need HazMat Suits.

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I’ll volunteer to be a lookout!

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Actually was looking for that one here.

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To be fair, Jeff may be backing up for a run at it. He doesn’t miss much.

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My guess is Trump had it spirited out to one of his cultists.

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1. Rudy’s attorney is Hair Goebbels?

2. Robot wives would go a long way in making incels obsolete.

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Hair Goebbels! You win. 👏👏👏👏👏

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Your on a roll today Susan

XXX

OOO

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Both Susan and Kay are on a roll every day. 😊

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Hey you guys...I'm just tryin to keep up! 🤣✌️

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And you do it very well. By the way, I got through getting a haircut yesterday, among other things, without pissing off my hairdresser again. 😂

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HAHAHA!! Good Job!

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Yep Happy Saturday

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Yes they are.

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You too Jan, in case you missed your modesty.

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What, no more blow-up dollies for these boys?

Mom must have cleaned up the basement.

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🤓🤓😎🤓

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You think THESE are the "republican" guys us liberal gals need tp pity date,?

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Those robot wives give me the squicks😬

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Yeah, they really are creepy

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You might want to make that Almost Hair Goebbels.

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Do you mean blowing them up and incinerating them? Excellent idea.

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Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley need to start some kind of club for the "two minute mile" run they do from all accountability.

Other than the Republican club, of course.

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Cut to the Holy Grail skit of Sir Robin running away away Not-So-Brave Sir Cancun Cruz

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You mean this one?

https://youtu.be/BZwuTo7zKM8?si=UxicUZpIq7oOvJiY

I object—Eric Idle is MUCH more appealing than either Cruz or Hawley, or any MAGAt in Congress.

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💯💯💯

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“His nostrils raped....” 😆 Eric Idle pretending he’s riding a horse has a much better trot than Josh Hawley for sure

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And the Cancun Shuffle?

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At least Cruz runs to a beach, Hawley runs into corridors.

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Hawley runs his nylons.

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As a Texan....I am SO using "Fidel Cancruz" from now on!

Someone in a FB group I belong to said it would be hilarious if somebody made video of CanCruz running away to the tune of "Brave Sir Robin" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I second that suggestion!

To be scientifically pedantic, Comer has hypotheses, but not real theories. He is indeed a sad little man crying in the dark because he forgot how to use the light switch.

Robot women?!? Actually, that would be perfect for society at large, and women in general. Keeps the incels off the streets, and maybe even off the internet. But then, I imagine those guys will eventually get mad at the fact that despite their best programming efforts, those robot women still will only lay there and think of England.

Have a great day Jeff!

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Can we hack into their robot girlfriends & change the programming?

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A robot wife would be perfect for the twisted muskrat since even with all of his money, he'd probably have a hell of a time finding a sincere genuine human.

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You know he was born in Canada Right?

Please don't blame us ok?

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Another great retort!

The crew is on fire today!!

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And as late again, I trying to catch up, not Ketsup. My walls are clean.

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But hos is that liberal thinking machine?

Got your mind right? Or do you have to shake that tree some more?

Just having some fun but I hope this not too old a reference!

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James Comer reminds me so much of Wile E.Coyote. Everything he puts out there blows up in his face and knocks him flat. All he needs is an “ACME” jacket!

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In that case how about when Wiley Comer runs off a cliff only to have a rock fall on his head when he lands. I can get into that.

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Totally down with that, SPW! I’d watch reruns of that!

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🤓🤓🤠🤠🤓

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My new favorite description: "a big pile of soaking wet stupid"

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You really shouldn’t mock Trump’s mug-shot-suit-swatch-sale. When he realizes how successful this is, he can expand to other articles of clothing, like the undergarments he wore the first time he banged a porn star. Or the coat he was wearing when he sent his thugs to the Capitol. Or the shirt he wore while he watched the insurrection from the WH and did nothing. And there’s always the outfit he had on when he shared our military secrets with an Australian billionaire. The possibilities for profit are endless. But I’m holding out for a piece of his orange jump suit. And I’ll pay BIGLY for that!

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As long as we are getting all religious artifacts I would like to see a sample of hair from that dead squirrel on his head. Should we ever get so lucky that Trump is actually sent to the big house some enterprising person barber could make a fortune.

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Perfectly stated! 😂

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What seems obvious to me: Vote Blue, Vote Blue, Vote Blue.

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Save democracy, save the world.

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As a native New Yorker, I have never had much respect for Rudy Giuliani, even when the world saw him as “America’s Mayor.“ There was always something very sleazy and corrupt about him: He was a known womanizer, even when he was married; his business dealings were always suspect; he took a great deal of credit for things that were accomplished by other people; and he’s just a typical NYC corrupt politician. As he gets older, more disgusting, and loses a ton of brain cells every 30 seconds by drinking heavily, all the façade has been peeled away, and now we see the real person, who will die broke, despised, and lonely. And his lawsuit troubles are only just beginning. Good!! The best book I know of ever written about NYC politics is Tom Wolfe’s “The Bonfire of the Vanities.” I know Tom Hanks starred in a movie version of it many years ago, but the book is way better than the film.

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Amen. And I think there has been public speculation on whether Trump helped Rudy take the Italian mob down. In furtherance of getting the Russian Voy a new working crime center I suppose.

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Janet - Rudy a womanizer?? Eww, they must be some desperate women

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Yeah, it’s shocking. 🥹

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Then the Musky AI shit?? Seriously to replace real women cause that FATFUCKPALEASSEDGERBILHUMPINGNEMATODE says so.. it’s because no real SANE female would ever touch that pale as fuck fat pasty assed hairless tosser.. so he needs a FEMBOT instead. Any man who buys into that.. is a fucking freak. The Gerbil can fuck all the way off🖕🏽

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FATFUCKPALEASSEDGERBILHUMPINGNEMATODE 💣. Blown away! Would never think of nematode in a million.

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Yeah my Mom was a chemist.

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Molecule benders -unit!

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I love the word nematode! Slime molds and bacteria get all the attention but no nematodes!

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Nematode! Excellent. You constantly top yourself.

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My Father would be proud.🙌🏽

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Jeff, I adore your writing. But on this occasion, the robot wives would be a GOOD thing. Then the men who want such obedience and acquiesce might leave actual human women (and girls) ALONE. Let's hear it for incels getting what they need to shut the fuck up and go away.

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100%!!!

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Well.... I want a robot wife. I don't want to stick anything in it, I want it to vacuum up the dog hair flying around. And clean and stuff. Then go sit in the closet. 🤷‍♀️ like a good wife...

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I’d be happy to have something that would just keep up with keeping my small home clean.

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Every working woman needs a wife... something I said at a less evolved point in my life.

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🤓🤓

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Morgan- one time I said to my son that I needed a wife. He corrected me and said mom you need a housekeeper!

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Truly, in my 72 years there have never been so many disgraceful idiots in our Government, in the News, and in our faces. And that is not to mention the 10" Binder of Russian Intel. The 10" Binder that went missing in the last days of the Trump "Crime Episode" when he hung around at the White House when he wasn't cheating at golf. The 10" Binder of Russian Intel that he told people (book publishers, millionaires, idiots, and hangers-on) "You ought to see this book, it's really cool". The 10" Binder that was not found when the FBI raided his quad zillion dollar Florida scam headquarters.

This is no longer funny, friends. This is Treason.

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The insurrection was also treason, I call for the death penalty, two counts of treason, and since Trump wanted a firing squad for death penalties, I think it's exactly what he should have

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I think that Trump intended that to be for everyone except himself.

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JFC...there's so much crazy going on, thanks for keeping it all straight. Ted Cruz is so gross. Or is it Comer? 🤔 Great summary!

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Both and more.

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So much stupid shit-how do you par it down?! Jimmy drops a Dooce! good one!

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