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I don’t know about you guys, but I am seriously bummed the Monday press conference is cancelled. I had the popcorn and bourbon ready to go (yes, 11 am is a bit early for bourbon, but with a coked up squirrel, needs must. Thanks for that perfect description, JT). Damn. Who knew that the orange menace would listen to a mere attorney??

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"it’s hard to fathom why the man who makes cars that randomly crash and burst into flames is so hell-bent on making a social app that randomly crashes and bursts into flames, but hey, it’s his 44 billion dollars to piss on as he sees fit."

A bunch of that $44 billion came from the Saudis, so my chips are on "MBS paid Musk to take a bone saw to the app."

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Hi Jeff, I see today one of your low lights is a dining partner of the Orange Cheeto, Nick the Nazi.....the star of “My Favorite Nazi” had more comments about Jews the other day you forgot to include.... “Jews should just leave our country because we are a Christian country” Warm and fuzzy to say the least. If you wish to distill all these conspiracy theories they seem to evolve or devolve into Jew hatred. All of us knew Q would devolve into Jew hatred among their other hatred’s. So I will give Nick the Nazi one chicken fried fuck cause I don’t have too many left in my chicken fried fuck bag... Happy Indictment Week to all fellow travelers.

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Seeing it all in one place like this kinda takes your breath away.

I thought I’d come back with some positive tidbits, you know, balance it a bit - but it’s time for my medication so I’ll have to get back to it later. Meanwhile, point your finger and laugh at them. Keep any guns firmly under lock and key.

Get your friends, neighbors and colleagues registered to vote and drag them to the polls every time they open. Write coherent, well edited letters to your local newspaper about local things. Keep sane. Only punch someone if you absolutely have to do it.

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Why does Trump have so many college dropout Incels working for him? And how can his top racist Incel, Nick Fuentes be White Supremacist when he’s Hispanic? Is Charlie Kirk still living in his parents basement? So many questions. Trump has “Only the best people.” 😳

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Imagine being forced to see posts by nick fuentes, jeffrey clark, ronny jackson and shitgibbon trump. Yet more proof that I did the right thing in dumping musk's Twitter.

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I suspect Elon's main reason for removing "block" was finding out he was by far the most blocked person on X-lax.

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Thanks a lot, Jeff, now I have to come face to face with myself over a question I can’t answer. “If you saw Nick Fuentes walking toward you on the street, should you, unprovoked at that moment, smash him in the face with your fist, just because, or should you breathe deeply, recover your pacifist karma, and simply keep striding onward, secure in the knowledge that the universe itself will certainly shit on his miserable soul?”

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"IRREFUTABLE AND OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE of Georgia election fraud."

Yeah, he's the one that did it.

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It’s 9:22 here in the beautiful Pacific Northwest, too early for cannabis (who makes these rules anyhow?). But I have my adorable Baby Yoda bong at the ready, waiting for Fuckface to say something stupid. (Clearly, there’s cannabis in my future.) On a high note (see what I did there?), I can’t wait for the debates. Fuckface won’t be there because he’s demented but he’s not stupid; he’s got a gazillion point lead and he won’t (and shouldn’t) debate. But his challengers will talk about him, things they wouldn’t dare say to his face - so I suggest a drinking (or sparking) game: Whenever the other Republicunts mentions Fuckface, have a drink (or a hit). But make sure you have a designated driver because ten minutes after the debate starts, you’ll be too fucked up to drive.

I’m torn. I don’t want to see Fuckface’s orange meathead and his hand gestures should be illegal, but I don’t wanna miss indictment news. Last time I chatted with Victoria Gotti, we had a mind blowing conversation about her daddy, but I’m pretty sure John G. never faced 91 felony charges. Sure, he killed people, but Fuckface owns hundreds of thousands of Covid deaths so who’s the bigger killer?

Here’s my outrage du jour: Predictive texts. I use profanity. A whole lot. So why doesn’t predictive text predict FUCK? Or cunt or asshole? And who decides what’s profane anyway? Some little church lady who says sugar-honey-ice-tea?

It’s not even 10:00 yet and I’m already pissed off. Typical Monday.

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The only surprise was Jeffrey Clark’s concern about the witches and stuff. Which, I must admit, is pretty fucking rich. And you weren’t able to work in the Appellate opinion that seeks to restrict the morning after pill because it impinges on people’s aesthetic appreciation of sonograms.

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I've never bothered to look up who Nick Fuentes actually is. To be honest, I don't care. I know that shouty, racist people follow him on social media somewhere. I didn't bother to play his shouty-asshole clip. I know that Trump had dinner with him. I am assuming that Joe Biden has not and is not planning on having dinner with him. All I need to know.

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I never heard of that Nick guy before but I’ve had a blessed life, just lucky like that. He looks young but he’s going to have a very hard and very short future with a mouth like that and such low intelligence. As for the other emotional Trump worshippers they’re in for even more bitter disappointment and tears. And they call us the snow flakes. I could hear the emotion in that woman’s voice on how “trump cares for us -he won’t back down blah blah blah” Sure ok, all the MaGATs will be reduced to a blubbering mob of red-faced infants. Oh that reminds me- my mace was delivered from Amazon yesterday. I hope all their blustering comes to nothing but I’m also bracing myself for any first strikes that may come my way.

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Nick? "King of America?"

You failed civics, I'm taking it?

I don't know how these people manage to dress themselves.

I have the growing suspicion they hire others to dress them.

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Thank you Jeff for updating me about the latest in Twitter stupidity. If I can’t block dangerous people, I’m out. I will now delete the app formerly known as Twitter as who needs that shit. And I am SO bummed the “news conference” is canceled. I for one needed a good excuse to consume copious amounts of alcohol and popcorn while laughing hysterically and causing brain cells to die.

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I loved the big poke with a sharp stick at Ronny Jackson. Prima facie evidence why nurses often dislike docs. Also, you drunken douchebag, do you have a injectable benzos, an ET tube, even a damn ambu bag on you? Let the EMS do their jobs. They don’t need you to tell them.

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