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Tess's avatar

Nice fucking wrap up for this fucking stupid week Jeff!! VOTE HARRIS/WALZ——for fucks sake! Woo Hoo!!!!!!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

All you muthafuckas vote for Harris/Walz. . . or we'll make you live in that Trump shack.

Betsy L's avatar

Muthafuckas for Harris! Sign me up!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

*hears it said in Samuel Jackson's voice.*

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Hi Jeff, I’m traveling, a senior gentleman asked to sit with me at breakfast.. we start talking, come to find out he was born and raised in Detroit, university in Washington state including a PHD in communications. Received an offer to teach at university in Japan 30 years ago.. Said he will never come back to live here, hates MAGA Trump… his opinion is the Japanese people are deathly afraid of Donald.. they can see the resemblance to Tojo.. frightening to say the least, Japanese are more afraid of N Korea than China..that tells you something about the distortions of the American press vis a vis China.. Best to you…

Bill Lawrence's avatar

I understand that guy. I've lived and worked in a variety of countries overseas, all in the service of this country. But I found it difficult to adjust whenever I returned. Given Trump, right-wing fascists and MAGA, I wouldn't have come back either. I even warned my son, who has also worked years abroad, including Russia and Ukraine, to think hard about bringing his family back into this mess. He looked into it and settled in Canada (dual citizen).

Karla's avatar

It’s sad that you served your Country and it isn’t even fit for your son and his family to live in.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Man, Nick and Milo. Grow up guys. 🙄. It will not surprise me when Don Jrs heart explodes and that’s the end of it. And I have actually SEEN Trump trailer parks like this. The nasty racism in the country will never end because we’re a bunch of dumb asses but it will hopefully cool down after November 5th. The AI is just embarrassing!😂

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I have also seen hovels like that in northern MI decorated with many tRump flags. Will never understand their support of a liar who lives in a country club & did NOTHING for them during his 4 years

Robin's avatar

I was able to speak to an economically disadvantaged person who felt this way, and in her opinion, it wasn't that Trump did anything for her, it was the racism that she valued. I told her Trump could take away her health care, and she said that it was more important to her that Trump took away the healthcare of Mexican immigrants. Even when I explained to her that she would personally benefit from Democratic policies, and personally be hurt by MAGA policies, she didn't care. Her only priority was making life difficult for immigrants.

Robert Eckert's avatar

I forget who wrote the essay about the four types of people: the Wise, who make life better for both themselves and others; the Saintly, who make life better for others at the cost of making things worse for themselves; the Thievish, who make life better for themselves at the cost of making things worse for others; and the Stupid, who make life worse for both themselves and others.

Carol's avatar

What a sad commentary on our society. People’s hatred is stronger than their self interest.

James Starr's avatar

I agree...they hate the same people tRump hates and that is all that matters. These are the lowest of the low. These low IQ morons will never change.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Still voting against their own i trrests 😞

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Hatred is a stimulating emotion. It is preferable to boredom. Sometimes, I think the left enjoys its hatred of trumps followers.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I feel sorry for his followers. They're just his latest and last victims. Trump I hate. A weird old revenant of a gross decade, a sadistic old megalomaniac who dark forces--no other word for it--elevated into a job for which he was never qualified. We survived it by the skin of our teeth--the hundreds of thousands who died of plague didn't. I think old Trump is worthy of hate and I have zero shame for hating him. He is a foul-smelling demon.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I don't hate them, I pity them, and worry about their propensity for violence. I see them as the equivalent of the chimpanzee, in the simian world.

steve robertshaw's avatar

There are SO many, including in most of our families or extended families! Work colleagues, otherwise normal neighbors, etc, etc. No, hatred isn't the feeling. UNLESS they start becoming loud and aggressive about it, then it's only human to respond in kind. But even that feeling will pass. I'm completely at a loss to understand this mass hypnosis in our country. Good to know at least I'm not alone.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I feel sorry that so many, are so gullible to a goldplated huckster, who cares nothing about them, except how he can use them for power.

shee-rah's avatar

And hatred unites the maggots.

Doc Blase''s avatar

Speaking for one's self there.

Robin's avatar

I don't hate them, but I do understand that outrage can be addictive. I have left-leaning friends who do as much pearl-clutching as right-leaning people do. It's an adrenaline rush, I guess.

David A Pitock's avatar

You can't argue with crazy

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Truly she should have a keeper, because that just is not sane.

Carlye Hooten's avatar

Wow. That's seriously scary. I mean, scary s***! Take a moment to consider how deeply, painfully damaged a person has to be to feel like that, to feel nothing but the desire for revenge. To feel like nothing CAN get better for you, that maybe you don't even deserve to feel better. I could be wrong, but that's what that looks like to me.

Babette's avatar

WOW! We will not be able to reason with these people. It blows my mind!

Harlemscorp's avatar

It does Google the mind that grown people can be so self- destructive ignorant. Bet she loves Tacos, though.😠🙄

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

He'll be dead soon, and it will be a happy day.

Carlye Hooten's avatar

I personally can't WAIT! The Republikkkans will fall apart for a while, IF he drops dead soon. They have no other center. They will find one, however, if he hangs on much longer, because he’s degenerating so quickly. The politicians are already adapting, and re-centering.

arne link's avatar

I'm not a psychologist, but I think they have found a club that they can actually join where the other members think that they are delightful company.

David A Pitock's avatar

Scary thought but rings true.

P123Sunny's avatar

Could be that simple 😣

Karla's avatar

Yes, and funny how it’s like a cult in that way. I saw a show where a woman said she joint a white supremacy group for a place to belong and things made sense.

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arne link's avatar

Delightful to the other believers. Kinda like those cults that abuse their members in the name of Dog.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Basically, Jesus lives in heaven, trump lives in a palace, and they live in a shack. To them it makes sense. The powerful savior figure always lives in the Big House.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I’d love to see tRump in a different Big House

Kay G's avatar

I will have no Gods before ME. To bad the cult members don’t read/understand/ and IGNORE those 10 Commandments they keep pushing on other people.

Trump and his buddies fell for the temptation to try to rule the world.

Who is the Prince of Lies? Donald is a follower.

Guess who wins????

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Trump's followers are not the first group of Christians who deeply misunderstood Christianity. And they will not be the last.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

They have given Christianity such a bad name that enrollment in churches has dropped drastically, except for the evangelical sect

Robert Eckert's avatar

They actively worship Antichrist

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes. And it's not like their own damn book didn't warn them about it.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

If you mean by that they worship someone in the place of Christ, I agree. If you mean by that you have identified the climactic evil figure from the end of history, I doubt it.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

The Bible actually predicts they would. “ And they shall not know him”

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

The role of religious belief in this huge. "Religion is the opiate of the masses." Karl Marx

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

It was designed that way on purpose, to control the peasants.

bruce somers's avatar

With all those purty pictures,until the Guttenberg Bible most Christians couldn't read.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

That was the role of priests

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I question if some, still can’t.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

For many, yes, not for all. The religious convictions of MLK Junior led him to a difficult life not to smug complacency

David A Pitock's avatar

Let's hope it's a supermax prison

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

If it was anyone else but tRump, it would be Rikers

arne link's avatar

Why? I guess we'll never know.

Nancy Potter's avatar

But I'm not sure the house fully reflects the Trump future because it seems to lack any Confederate flags.

James Starr's avatar

I think it's because they identify with someone (tRump) like them, at least on a mentality level (not financial) it is an affirmation of their low IQ, uneducated racists self that they see in tRump and as long as tRump hates the same people they hate, then he is their lord and savior....if that doesnt make sense I dont know what will - I have no idea why they are so blind. You are right, tRump has done NOTHING for them ! Other than be a racist role model

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Ah, but he tells them they are special, and he loves them, as they are vandalizing our capitol building. He gave them permission to be their worst selves...and for that they will march off a cliff for him.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I think they are “special” too

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Maybe it’s “ if he can get rich, there’s a chance for me too”

James Starr's avatar

haha yeah, they are so blind...as he never "got" rich...he inherited a mess from his KKK father. But we all knew that. :-)

bruce somers's avatar

By lying,cheating and stealing.

bruce somers's avatar

Saw a Trump banner in a window in San Diego yesterday,it said 'We're going back'.

Kimmy's avatar

The one of three houses in my very blue neighborhood in Tampa hung a sign saying “Trump was right about everything” I nearly drove off the road laughing.

P123Sunny's avatar

*apply 🦊 news filter*

steve robertshaw's avatar

It's simple, Lynn. They're white racists. The farther away white people live from ever interacting with black people, like a cheap abode in NORTHERN MICHIGAN (!), the more in-your-face they seem to be about it. It's the same down here in the South. The farther out in the rural areas white people live, the greater the display of Confederate flags and trump signs.

David A Pitock's avatar

Believed the lies I'd guess.

TCinLA's avatar

You're assuming a fact not in evidence - that Junior Fuckwad has one. A heart. Remember who his father is.

(/snark)

Susan Niemann's avatar

Good point. That blow has eaten a hole in his head. 🤣

Charles Austin's avatar

He can get work speed reading disclaimers.😂😂

bruce somers's avatar

Jr. is freaking because without his daddy,he's unemployable, except maybe in right-wing media.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes, he would probably be a pity hire on the wingnut gravy-train.

bruce somers's avatar

Couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bunch of bananas.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

"Please, we have our standards!"--whore-painted chimp in a pink satin wrapper.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Oh, he vould get a job easily in right wing media

bruce somers's avatar

They probably don't do drugs tests.

Barbara Morgan's avatar

Yep but Jr was born with more than one hole in that empty head of his

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bruce somers's avatar

I prefer the whole 'head on a pike' thing... that's good messaging. 😂

Susan Niemann's avatar

Game of Thrones is always a good reference. 🤣🤣

Charles Austin's avatar

Possible coming attraction.

Carlye Hooten's avatar

That heart's been bullied out of him, and the rest of the tRump wad. It'll be interesting to see whether Barron has been allowed to keep his heart...

Megan Ross's avatar

I doubt it, since his Mommy Melania doesn't have a heart either.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

He suggested white supremist incel guys that he listens to,for his father to reach out to, for help appealing to younger generations, so sadly he is still a trump.

P123Sunny's avatar

More like cracks in the false bravado?🤔

Lisa Ham's avatar

Well he did convince his dad to be on that awful internet show. Maybe he's trolling him?

Karla's avatar

I’d be surprised. As much as Milania seems to hate her husband, she doesn’t seem to have much heart.

Rick Calegari's avatar

Just saw a few of those parks and settings during our recent travels to the beautiful Pacific Northwest. Seemed to be mostly in the rural areas of Oregon and Washington where we saw Trump flags flying in shitty yards with cars up on blocks. Areas like Tacoma and Gig Harbor where we spent most of our time, not so much. It was a pleasant surprise tho not seeing one single MAGA wagon with those ridiculous flags flying with no pictures of the hostile hemorrhoid on the passenger side window.

Old Man's avatar

You must have passed through Klamath Falls. Too bad such a beautiful area has been high jacked by these clowns.

Rick Calegari's avatar

Nope, not this trip. Used to enjoy staying in Klamath Falls on a regular basis when I was doing Ag sampling work on the border in Tulelake. Sorry to hear its become a MAGA shithole.

bruce somers's avatar

Hopefully someday politics can return to civil discourse about relevant issues important to ALL Americans,instead of just hurling hate at each other,and a return to bipartisanship. That can't happen until the MAGA shitstains are removed from office at the ballot box.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Absolutely. Whatever happened to policy discussion?

Steve Schmidt had a good line: "The end of the rancid MAGA era is in sight".

Rancid. The perfect descriptor.

David A Pitock's avatar

Bruce you bring up a good point and the sooner the better.

bruce somers's avatar

Rick Wilson says the entire GOP needs to be burned to the ground.

Carlye Hooten's avatar

In sight, yes. But the horizon often recedes as we come closer. I think we may be in for a long haul. We didn't put them down fast enough so they've proliferated. And they're not just in our country.

Doc Blase''s avatar

The Repubs haven't been the "Party of Lincoln" for so long, but in the last decade they have moved off to where the busses don't run, where the railroad tracks turn into weeds and old mattresses.

It's nothing but a front for a fascist oligarchy, leeching off small-dollar suckers with lies and empty promises.

I don't have confidence they can ever return to their original roots. Or want to.

As Stuart Stevens wrote, "It Was All A Lie."

There should be a 'loyal opposition' but IMO the Republican Party is dead.

bruce somers's avatar

IMO the 'Party of Lincoln' ended when that Confederate traitor shot him.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

It is! Yet foolish voters STILL rate them better on the economy & “family values”. It’s astonishing!

David A Pitock's avatar

Original? No something better? We can hope for.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

We can only do that when the gross amount of money sloshing around in government is banned

bruce somers's avatar

Campaign finance reform is required more than ever now.

Harlemscorp's avatar

Do you mean sloshing around in campaigns?

PJ Schuster's avatar

It’s not just in campaigns, those lobbyists from big pharma, ag, oil, tech aren’t just talking to our elected officials.

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

The AI got Trump wrong too. That face is not Cheetolini.

Kay-El's avatar

SoJuniortalksamileaminutebecausehe’suptohisnostrilsinblowandhemakesnosensebecauseheshighasakiteplushe’safuckingidiotwhichisn’tasurprisebecausehe’snamedafterTrumpandtheappledoesn’tfallfarfromthetree.

And this is only from two cups of covefe.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

The douche doesn't fall far from the bag.

SPW's avatar

🤣🤣👍. I’ll have to remember this one.

Megan Ross's avatar

LOL! 🤣 Good one!!!

Tess's avatar

Well done Kay- El!😂😂😂😂

Charles Austin's avatar

That's some good covefe!😂😂

SPW's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Aw shit! This is hilarious! Made my day.

Katie Beyrer's avatar

😅😅😅 well said 👏

Carlye Hooten's avatar

Hahahaha hahaha 😆 😂

Harlemscorp's avatar

You got that correcto!

Susan Keefer's avatar

On Twitter last week, Yiannopoulos predicted that Kamala Harris would win the presidency.

That could be why the psychos are at war. 🤗

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

and Incel Nick proclaimed he wasn't voting for Trump

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Here's another problem with the photo of Trump with 5 lovely black ladies. They're all taller than him! That makes them 6 foot 4 inches tall.

Megan Ross's avatar

Their A.I. faces almost look like it's the same woman with different hair styles!

DonP's avatar

That's EXACTLY what I thought! They all look remarkably alike.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Like Willie Brown & Nate Holden ! 🤣

Carol's avatar

Yeah, that makes sense. Don’t MAGAts think all black people look the same?

Cindy Watter's avatar

I noticed that. He never would have been photographed with a gang of women taller than he is.

bruce somers's avatar

Jeez,at this point NO woman would go anywhere near him, probably Melania and Ivanka have restraining orders...

Kristy Kanen's avatar

And he looks 20 years younger 😳

SPW's avatar

And thinner. As a matter of fact, that head looked like it was photoshopped on the body.

arne link's avatar

That was pretty obvious. The scary thing is that AI is going to get a lot better.

bruce somers's avatar

It's the next NFT,only $99.99.

Maui Wahine's avatar

Also extra finger on the lower hand of the lady left of Donny Dump in the photo.

Carrie Duncan's avatar

Extra fingers and extra hands--the woman in white at left has a disembodied hand at her waist. Good to know that Thing from The Addams Family is still working.

Harlemscorp's avatar

That is 1 woman, AIed in different dresses and poses, those AI hands on his shoulders are too funny.

Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Look closely at the face, ain’t Cheetolini either.

Bethie U's avatar

I don't believe that is don-old, upon close inspection. Take a look. He's never looked that good or pleasant on his best day. More AI.

PJ Schuster's avatar

There’s also some wonky things with the hands/fingers.

Susan Keefer's avatar

Oh dear. Trump must be melting down into a puddle of lard.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes a rancid one, at that.

bruce somers's avatar

While consuming one also.

Kay-El's avatar

Freaks and racists have *some* standards? 🤔

SPW's avatar

That’s what my Alternative Facts app says 👍🤣.

Dave Drell's avatar

“Not voting for Trump” could be a deciding factor in some states … they despise him and wont vote for a woman

or some other anti-Dem reason.

So -even fewer votes for LDFF! its a beautiful thangy—- yes, stay home and watch the blue Wave crash upon your front step!

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EFS's avatar

Only if he's on the ballot.

PJ Schuster's avatar

He may as well give it up, I heard a week ago that he can’t get on the ballot in NY. I think he’s still not on the ballot in numerous states.

He’s not running a serious campaign, I’ve never even seen one ad.

bruce somers's avatar

Wouldn't surprise me if the MAGAs try some fuckery at the convention though.

Old Man's avatar

The MSM will put all their focus on the protesters outside.

bruce somers's avatar

Shitler will be live-lying.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Milo Hanrahan (his real name) has the instincts a feral survivor, that's how he stays around grifting.

Susan Keefer's avatar

“Milo lost his popularity after people started realizing how much of an empty suit he really is.” He also advocates for pederasty. Disgusting.

TCinLA's avatar

Thank you very much, Jeff, for keeping track of these morons so I don't have to.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I think I can speak for all of us that we share the gratitude.

Anna Mieczkowska's avatar

Who would've think that politics can be fun? I do like this new ticket. For the record, I would happily vote for Biden/Harris ticket as well.

bruce somers's avatar

OMG yes!!! Every time I hear VP Harris and Gov Walz speak,I like them even more!!

antlisa1201's avatar

I've never wanted to repeatedly punch someone in the face more than I do right this moment to don jr after watching that clip. I stopped right after I saw it to make this comment. I haven't even finished the article. He is the most annoying weaselly jerkoff ever and he not only talks in sentences that tie all the words into one longass word but he sounds like he has a mouth full of shit.

Dave Drell's avatar

A greasy slimbag - someone you’d stay away from in High School cause you knew he’s a creep.

Nancy Potter's avatar

Junior is apparently far happier being a troll than he ever was as a real estate executive. And if his dad is ever done in politics, Junior will be completely irrelevant.

bruce somers's avatar

The very definition of no-talent,nepo-baby losers,the whole goddamn crime family, anxious to get back into the WH hoping to grift another $670 million using their positions.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

With some seriously fucked up chromosomes.

bruce somers's avatar

But in most cases, they've been surgically repaired on the outside,but there's no real fixing what's wrong on the inside.

Charles Austin's avatar

And completely impoverished.😂😂😂

Megan Ross's avatar

Don Jr. Mint thinks he'll gain Daddy's approval by spewing these crazy rants. I'd bet $10 Don the CoN never even sees them.

bruce somers's avatar

Didn't daddy fall asleep at the convention during Jr.'s speech?

Charles Austin's avatar

Baseball bat. (He's not worthy of broken knuckles)

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I need to share something. Nic02 aked ChatGPT to generate Trump style math questions and got some great ones:

1) Kamala Harris proposes a new tax. If this tax takes 20% of your income, how much freedom is left?

2) Donald Trump writes a tweet in 240 characters. How many characters does he need to express the truth?

3) There are 50 states in America. If Kamala Harris wins over the hearts of 20 states, how many states still value freedom?

4) A caravan of migrants is heading towards the border at 5 miles per hour. How fast will they reach the border if Kamala Harris opens the gates?

5) You have $100. After Kamala Harris’s economic policies, how many dollars do you really have left?

BTW, it is downright scary that chat GPT can be this funny.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

BTW, if Kamala Harris passes a tax what does your neighborhood look like? Exactly like the horrible picture that Jeff posted of the MAGAT shack.

Pope Buck I's avatar

2) the answer is undefined, because you can't divide by zero.

Catherine's avatar

That was funny 😁

Carlye Hooten's avatar

Shit, I thought for sure her favorite swear word was MAGA: starts with an m, ends with an uh, you know? 😂

Carol's avatar

That actually was my first thought - most truly offensive word I could think of!

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I can’t stand the hypocrisy! Trump says “bullshit” in a church & the crowd chants it back at him, but Kamala is the one who swears???? She didn’t even say the word. Arggggh!

bruce somers's avatar

They're grasping at straws.

Carlye Hooten's avatar

Right? We seriously need to force the mainstream media's treasonous idiots to hire real journalists (or just let them do their damn jobs!), or chase them out and usher in these amazing independent writers that we know and love!

MountainBoyMike's avatar

I fucking love my fucking morning Jeff cause it's so fucking right the fuck on point!!!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Fuckity, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!!

Old Man's avatar

I’ve got the soap ready-don’t make me use it.

Carlye Hooten's avatar

😂😂👍🏾👍🏾😂😂

Anita Smibert's avatar

They just keep getting dumber. A picture with less than 10 people where the women are wearing the same dresses and same hair and.....OMG, the same face, is more obvious than repeating the same group 4 times for crowd size. And if Laura Ingraham had asked me, I would have said that Kamala's favorite cuss word that starts with M and ends with A is MAGA.

DonP's avatar

As someone pointed out here, all those women are also TALLER than he is in the pic. Which would make them all over 6'3". Though I doubt he's over 6'.

shee-rah's avatar

You know ‘they’ all look alike.

Anita Smibert's avatar

He really needs to hire some new people. His whole shtick is getting really old.

shee-rah's avatar

But the maggots seem to love his greatest hits played over and over.

Juli's avatar

Melania and Barron are products of a “Marxist Family” as Melania’s father was a high communist party official in Klopstockia/Slovenia. That would have made Dick Nixon explode but somehow we are here.

Mary K Cronin's avatar

Regarding Kamala’s language: I’m a retired prosecutor. One of the common sayings in the office when someone pissed you off was “fuck you, you fucking fuck.” So no. It doesn’t bother me.

S74's avatar

I liked her a lot. Now I fucking love her! Thanks, Jeff.