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Ann Anderson's avatar

No one is coming to save us. I can live with that. We have to win the next election so decisively that Dark Brandon will expand the court to 13. In the meantime, I fight despair with Postcards to Voters and a whole lot of weed.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

unfortunately, I don't think Dark Brandon's on our side when it comes to expanding the Court

David Skoglund's avatar

All of Scump’s judicial nominees should be considered suspect and voided because of his criminal behavior and history.

Mary Hall's avatar

Plus, at least four of those fkers LIED under oath about Roe v. Wade being settled law during their confirmation hearings. IMPEACH THEM!

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

We need the House and a whole lot more D seats in the Senate to get that impeachment/conviction thing to occur.

PJ Schuster's avatar

If we’re going to start impeaching, & a heart attack hasn’t already taken him by then, start with Thomas. He seems to be the most corrupt, bribery wise; plus having an insurrectionist for a wife. Then every one of the fkrs who lied about Roe. Those last 2 that were confirmed, & I was watching, I just knew they were lying about that. I could just see the glimmer in her eyes that she could barely wait to throw it out. All 6 of those conservatives are bad, but I guess the least disgusting is Roberts.

I just can’t believe we’re in this horrible situation!! 🤬🤬🤬

Belle Jones's avatar

Absolutely! The corruption in the SC is frighteningly real and shocking. These justices are as corrupt as their great leader . When Joe Biden wins reelection, the number of justices to serve will hopefully be expanded to serve the People, not a dictator bent on vengeance whose only wish is to benefit himself.

RV maxima's avatar

That we have had a Republican appointed and therefore led SCOTUS like forever (John Roberts) we have a long-term problem getting worse with open corruption of the GOP in all strips.

Linda Weide's avatar

Agreed. I also would like the attorneys to hypothetically pose the question of whether Donald Trump or the hypothetical former president, or the current president can kill the members of the Supreme Court if he does not like their rulings. I really think that forget the hypothetical kill political opponent, how about kill the Supreme Court justices. We have to get them thinking about how this decision will affect them personally!

RV maxima's avatar

I think feel "super" protected and immune-at least 5 or 6 of the 9.

Linda Weide's avatar

And Treacherous-treasonous-tantruming-traitor-Trump and his criminal machine stole the election in 2016 with the help of Red State Republicans who threw people off the voting roles, and gerrymandered so that seats which should have been democratic were not, so all of his appointments should be scrutinized.

RV maxima's avatar

Indeed. And Russian money, to Super PAC like McConnell as reported and also the actual members like Ron Johnson or Rand Paul. And now, today 5/8, we have the warped and willing Speaker Johnson ready and willing to dismantle our laws and cases. Not what the founders had in mind. Great write up on Thom Hartmann today as well spelling it out and making me feel like being an activist.

Deborah T's avatar

I would like to see a real investigation into Kavanaugh take place. That would get rid of him. Then I’d like someone to sue the government because Obama wasn’t allowed to seat a Justice nine months before an election but Trump was allowed three weeks before an election. That should get rid of Barrett. And just f*cking jail Thomas for any one of dozens of things. Badda-bing Badda-boom…normalcy reins.

Deborah T's avatar

But first let’s get rid of the useless waste of gravity - Merrick Garland. What a useless POS!!

David Jones's avatar

I think he may surprise you IF we take the house and keep the Senate.

Janine's avatar

Maybe after hearing that scotus supports assassination he may see the light

Samantha M's avatar

This is me not holding my breath

Kate's avatar

Yeah, you’d be long dead.😔

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

We need to expand the Ds in the Senate, too, alas

Patricia Williamson's avatar

The Dems need to have The House and the Senate. Then they can move to impeach Clarence Thomas. He should be removed permanently. I believe he said that he would recuse himself on hearings related to Trump because of his wife's envolvement in Jan. 6.

Kate's avatar

I’m sorry. But no. Thomas does not to be removed. He needs to burn in fucking hell.

un poco loco's avatar

I'm good with either, but would prefer the hell-for-eternity choice.

Kevin Black's avatar

Triple hope that D Jones be correct.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Manchin did as much damage to the country as did Moscow Mitch. They both can go fuck themselves. As far as SCOTUS is concerned— delay, delay, delay= fuck you, fuck you and fuck you everyday you enable the mango moron!

Kate's avatar

Well, that’s not harsh enough. I truly hate them both!

PJ Schuster's avatar

Everyone who truly wants to make major changes really should get the audiobook of “Allow Me to Retort - A Black Guy’s Guide to the Constitution” by Elie Mystal. Or listen to his 8 episode podcast “Contempt of Court”

It covers some of the main things we can do to rein them in & check their power. He says people always bring up term limits, but that is the least likely way, because their lifetime service is in the Constitution & I’m sure we all know that an amendment would be nearly an impossibility & take yrs to accomplish.

Remember the Equal Rights Amendment? It’s been decades & has still never been ratified by the requisite number of states.

Ann Anderson's avatar

Not yet. I walk in hope.

Runfastandwin's avatar

sadly you are right. but at some point he has to change his mind or acquiesce to the end of the USA.

Sheila D's avatar

Yeah, but that was first term stance. Biden won't have two fucks left to give if he is re-elected and I think he will definitely expand the court. It should be 15 members, not just 13 (yeah, I know there are 13 federal circuits). Fifteen is more inline with other western democracies' supreme courts.

PJ Schuster's avatar

I like Elie Mystal’s recommendation of expanding the court to 29 & then we could have 3 panels of 9 hearing cases , much more efficient, hear more cases, etc. I like it

Openly Fae's avatar

I'm hoping that the SCOTUS argument that "maybe assassinating Biden would be totes apropos" might sway him a little there.

Of course hope and I are not on the best terms.

Declan's avatar

Hope is a very dangerous thing....l

James Starr's avatar

agreed- because Dark Brandon still hasn't gotten rid of Merrick Garland who has continued to fail us and

Dark Brandon still hasn't replaced Louis Dejoy, who is planning to fail us again. Dark Brandon isn't going to save us, unfortunately so I guess he's not so dark after all.

Sheila D's avatar

Biden cannot replace DeJoy! Only the PO governing board can. Biden filled vacancies ( I think 2), but the board has not voted to remove DeJoy. Biden is following the law.

steve robertshaw's avatar

And of course, Biden can't increase the Supreme Court on his own either. Just a reminder to anyone newly coming into this issue .

PJ Schuster's avatar

That’s why we must increase our D numbers in both House and Senate.

Get ‘er done ✔️

James Starr's avatar

well Trump had no problem brining him and replacing the former PO general

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Trump fired the entire board if I recall correctly.

PJ Schuster's avatar

Biden is very much the traditionalist. I’m kind of surprised we’ve managed to get him to be more progressive than I ever thought, especially about abortion, knowing what a staunch Catholic he is.

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PJ Schuster's avatar

Maybe we need to start a ph calling campaign to the WH to tell Biden we want him to apply some pressure on that Postal Board to fire DeJoy before he has a chance to fk with the mail ballots again this year

MountainBoyMike's avatar

no, he's not...even though the argument for it should be, they rammed amy coney jesus fucker up our asses while the country was already fucking voting in an election year, but they couldn't consider merrick garland in March of an election year, cause 'election year'...that bullshit hypocrisy is reason alone to expand the court if the Ds have the power, but they don't got the balls, and they may never even have the power!

Carolyn O'Daly's avatar

I agree. He is a lifelong representative for his constituents and plays by the rules. Supreme courts come and go. The constitution is forever.

JOE P's avatar

The clock is ticking on the ‘current’ constitution. I believe it just may blow up this November as this bullshit becomes so fucking normalized as if ‘oh well just another day’. The federalist society and evangelical christians will amend it to include all the things that are currently illegal to suit their fuhrer and America will exist in name only.

PJ Schuster's avatar

This current scotus is already ignoring the constitution!!! 14A Sec3 & now are considering criminal immunity which is definitely not provided for in the constitution. At a minimum they will do whatever necessary to delay to benefit DT even more than they’ve already done. idk how much more bending & breaking that document can take.

AmericanHistoryGeek's avatar

13 Fed Districts = 13 justices. POTUS will be open to it when Dems win both house & Senate. He entertained idea back in 2021 but was denied because didn’t have full senate support.

Sharon Senkiew's avatar

Maybe he will change his mind after this.🤞🏼

Linda Weide's avatar

I am hoping he is being low key until he gets reelected and then he will do something about the court.

TJTarheel's avatar

Biden knows it’s unlikely especially with this quasi-supreme court we have now.

MountainBoyMike's avatar

this is the only scenario that saves our country...but I don't see the Ds playing that game because at the end of the day, they are spineless too..."when they go low, we go high"....yeah, how's THAT working for America???

Alexandra Pitcher's avatar

I think that the Dems abandoned that tactic about a year ago. Biden hasn’t been holding anything back in his campaign against Trump, and the performances of Dems like Raskin, Moskowitz, and Crockett prove that the gloves are finally off.

Jodi Richard's avatar

I’m there with you writing postcards and letters to voters! And microdosing weed and 🍄 to keep me sane.

Loren Santow's avatar

Postcards? Me, too! But I'm saving my lungs with gummies these days...

Linda Weide's avatar

In addition to expanding the court, I really think some house cleaning is imperative. The Senate can impeach and should if it has a decisive lead, which I don't know that it will have. Let us hope Republican infighting gives Dems an advantage. There is no reason we should allow Clarence Thomas to sit on the court unchallenged and frankly Alito too. I really feel Roberts should be as well with his wife profiting from this, which means he is too. I also see that members lied to get on the court and they should be held to account. This could happen now if someone on the senate, namely one of my senators, Dick Durban would just initiate it. https://prospect.org/justice/2024-02-09-durbin-scotus-investigation-subpoenas/

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Well, I’m back to losing sleep. Jesus fucking Christ can’t he just die on his gold-plated crapper already? (And by “he” I’m open to several possibilities).

Lynn Stolp's avatar

I don't even think they're insane. I think they know exactly what they're doing, and are doing it out loud because there are no consequences for them. I listened to the hearing and even though I'm not a lawyer, I was gobsmacked at what I heard. The one bright spot was Katanji Brown Jackson, who was brilliant. She must be going absolutely fucking bonkers having to work with these bought and paid for hacks and their utter contempt for the law. I sure hope Biden sees the necessity, now, of expanding the SCOTUS

Susan Niemann's avatar

Nothing funny or witty to say...I feel like I've been gut punched. If we all dont vote and get every single person we know to vote-BLUE-then America is done. Damn it. There's a martini in my future tonight.

Charles Austin's avatar

I don't want to even be around humans today. I will tend to incivility.

J.R.'s avatar

100% with you. I was starting to feel a glimmer of hope; then, the pro-Palestinian student protests erupted, which is sweet sweet nectar for the GOP. Chaos will drive many moderates into the Trump camp.

While I support the protest against Israel’s brutal, medieval destruction of Palestinians, many of the students (and activists) support Hamas and are issuing threats against Jewish students. All of this makes Biden’s reelection more difficult and less likely.

I raise my vodka tonic to your martini in commiseration and hope desperately our country and its justice system survive the barbarity in our midst. We live to fight another day…cheers!

D Kitterman's avatar

Cannabis gummies have a significantly less impactful effect on how you feel a few hours later than alcohol does. You can go outside and enjoy this gorgeous, verdant, spring. Listen to some fantastic, stimulatingly comforting music, dance in your bathroom....or front yard, maybe bring neighbors along to your dance....we need peace and joy now, because the Orcs are ruining the chance at having a good, decent life for so many. ☮️

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Michelle Vancura's avatar

Yup. One of the Proud Boys leaders was spotted in a crowd of student protesters at one of the universities this week.

Kevin King's avatar

Justice delayed may be justice denied, but when Joe wins in November, and the SCrOTUS has given a duly elected President all sorts of immunity, I'm thinking a hellfire missile to Mar-a-lago would be a fan-friggin-tastic idea. Go ahead SCrotus, fuck around. You'll find out.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I say, I like the way you think!

SeekingReason's avatar

Dream come true..and total immunity!

Rick A.'s avatar

Jeff, you are brilliant in your own right, and brilliant in assembling cogent and relevant comments from others. Thank you! Today is another master class. I generally am not a fan of cursing, in my personal life, or by others. I have always thought it easy and cheap and sorta classless.

Guess what? I LOVE your columns. Something about the last 10 or so years, and the abject and utter vulgarity, stupidity and debasement of our culture and our world by Trump and all his sycophants and acolytes, including obviously a bunch in black robes yesterday, demands a direct and dismissive response to these disgusting, embarrassing and dare I say CRAZY people.

Keep up the good work. I despair for the USA. I never thought I would see such perverted, craven, vile and immoral behavior from all of my fellow “good Christian people.”

It is a cult, and it is absolute insanity. People truly seem to want Hitler 2.0. How bizarre is that? Even if people truly want a king/fascist/strongman/dictator, how could ANYONE pick DJT???????

As I said to many during Covid, literally anyone on the planet would be better than Trump in being in charge. Today that is more true than ever, if that’s even possible. He should be in a mental institution with a dementia unit.

By the way, as a lawyer, to think that such a vulgar, evil and cruel human has us acting like 1930’s Germany is absolutely frightening.

Keep on keeping on, sir, and pray we wake up from this fever dream before it is too late. Thank you!!!

Kay-El's avatar

“scientists who have studied swearing for decades say using foul language is actually beneficial. Numerous studies have found using taboo words may be a sign of intelligence, honesty and creativity, as well as a way to withstand pain”. Given this proposition I’d say Jeff is a genius. 😉

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

I agree. Jeff brings it to the highest form of art.

FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

So much, this I relate to. My language is peppered with words I never used outside before 2016. A dictator president is not what our parents and grandparents served toward in WW2. Never again, as my dear dad used to say.

Rick A.'s avatar

FTrump, my late father in law was in the Marines in WW II, and participated in one battle, the worst of them all, Iwo Jima. How quickly we forget. We have clearly forgotten what “never again” was about. If the present day does not call for cursing those people out, I do not know what does.

Mary Hall's avatar

My dad was Antifa, Class of 1945. Unfortunately, most of the people from WWII are no longer with us, so there isn't the memory of how fking awful it was, so we are having to relearn this shit all over again.

shee-rah's avatar

Donny Dumbass thinks Americans who died fighting in wars are “losers and suckers.”

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I never used to have profanity in my speak. But now it is rampant to the point of my mind not even questioning it.

SeekingReason's avatar

I never liked over use of the f word. But in reference to trump & his trumpanzees, it’s the ONLY suitable word.

MICHAEL OHALLORAN's avatar

WHAT THEY ARE SUGGESTING IS THAT TRUMP OR ANY FUTURE PRESIDENT COULD ASSASINATE ANY FOREIGN HEAD OF STATE HE DOES NOT LIKE AND MOT BE CHARGED WITH A CRIME. WTF?

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

VOTE the republican traitors out of fucking office. keep control of the senate and add FOUR more justices, Hear that Biden? And after you win re-election and don't have the balls to do it which the Federalist assholes are counting on, resign, pass the baton to Kamala and I bet the fuck she'll have the balls to do it.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Ovaries. Women have ovaries.

Don't butch up my KAMALA. 😊

Mary Hall's avatar

Why do people say, "Grow some balls?" Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really want to get tough grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding! -- Attributed to the late, great Betty White

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Fact check: she never said that, and was apalled it is attributed to her.

"But while the observation has much of the cadence, attitude and wit that have made White so beloved by American audiences over the years, she never uttered those words and made no bones about it when they were recited to her by a writer for The Guardian: "That's what I hate about Facebook and the internet. They can say you said anything. I never would have said that. I'd never say that in a million years."

So, who did say it? Partial credit goes to New York standup comedian Sheng Wang, who delivered a lengthier version of the joke on the 28 January 2011 episode of Comedy Central Presents:

A friend said to me, "Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro." It's when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you'd be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

Mary Hall's avatar

Thanks for that Natalie. It does sound like something Betty would say, but I appreciate now knowing the truth about its origin. She was such a dear and witty woman. I would love to have a collection of her actual sayings.

I agree with STF that Betty White deserves a postage stamp. I bought several sheets of RBG stamps when they came out and gave them to my friends for Christmas.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I know! she was so amazing that I felt her legacy deserves to be a true one. when googling it for the reference, I saw a ton of people quoting it as hers, it is like once the lie is told, it is hard to get the truth in.

William Burke's avatar

“a lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes”

-Jonathan Swift

Not Mark Twain:

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/26/books/famous-misquotations.html#

Linda Silfven's avatar

OMG!! I had a good guffaw over that!! I’m still laughing so hard I can barely type. Have to send to my fellow Dems.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Should be ! She's a NATIONAL TREASURE.

Openly Fae's avatar

I love that like 75-80% of America opposes this guy but he gets the cushiest life because what few friends he has are all rich and live in terror of seeing anyone not rich be happy at all

Ācārya Malcolm Smith's avatar

Maybe it’s time to have our own fucking insurrection

Kaye Stone's avatar

Sign this old bag up!! I will be 74 in May, poor health and tired as FUCK of all the repukelicans' bullshit!! I will fix an AK47 to my walker and do hand to hand combat!

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

You might be right and I mean right. Your right is like the right of the colonists against the king of England.

Kay-El's avatar

The real enemies of the people are the three old fucks on SCOTUS (excluding the liberals and sometimes the three religious kooks who can actually see reason at times). Expanding the court really is the only option. 13 districts =13 justices.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

I wish one of the AG lawyers had made the point that a future president with total immunity could completely clean out the Treasury Department, send the money to a foreign country then split the country with OUR plane.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

Oh they will. They ALREADY are breaking the law right and left and DO YOU SEE ANYTHING HAPPENING TO THEM?????????

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Joe must pack the court to make up for McConnell’s errant fuckery.

Lamorindalinda's avatar

I’m 3/4 of a century old today and never in my wildest dreams did I foresee the absolute destruction of our democracy that we are seeing enacted by institutions we are supposed to trust. It’s depressing and demoralizing and I’m furious. Happy fucking birthday.

Maureen Spitz's avatar

It's as simple as this: Two of these MAGA, Leonard Leo-backed "justices" want to retire - probably next year - and they want two young far-right MAGAs to take their place - and lock up the court for years as a far-right, paid-off organ of dark money Leonard Leo and the Federalist Society. That's it. And we can't let that happen. VOTE BLUE. WE WILL EXPAND THE COURT. We will beat them at their slimy game.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Can't be Clarence he said he wants to serve for 43 years.

"Clarence Thomas Told His Clerks He Wants to Make ...

Business Insider

https://www.businessinsider.com › Politics

Jun 24, 2022 — Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas told his law clerks in the '90s that he wanted to serve for 43 years to make liberals' lives 'miserable'."

Eileen's avatar

Clarence Thomas is a real piece of shit.

Chet Brandt's avatar

When the democrats win the Presidency, the Senate and the House let them retire. Their retirements would cause a major shitshow but the majority would be ours!

Lucinda Abra's avatar

I listened to SCOTUS yesterday on the long drive to have my teeth cleaned. You know all those weird sounds that reverberate in your head as the dental hygienist knocks off the plaque? Never heard it, didn't register, as my brain was already screaming from Justices that pushed away concerns regarding DiaperDon, sexual predator, Chief Insurrectionist, Mobster leader of the GOP, because they were so very concerned for an imaginary future that would never happen if only they were capable of handing out a immediate rule unequivocally that this fascist-in-waiting-president is NOT immune from criminal enterprises. Easiest teeth cleaning ever. Wish I could say the same for the SC "plaque."