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Thank you for my first big laugh of the day. Your use of adjectives doth endlessly entertain as well as being spot-on. I hadn’t heard about this latest scammy brouhaha, but damn, Chuck Grassley has some years behind him 🤣🤣🤣.

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Wait, Grassley said, “Vice President Biden”? Has anyone given Grassley a mental status exam to be sure he’s oriented to place and time?

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Hi Jeff, I ran across this line the other day which perfectly sums up our reality.... “People give up on democracy when they believe that they cannot create the country they want to live in using democratic means” Teri Kanefield. That’s it in a nutshell...seems like a valid interpretation of where our Civil War originated and why MAGAS so desperately want to change our democracy into a fascist or authoritarian way of governing, or put in another context, if they don’t get what they want they will bring the whole system down, as Steve Bannon, the self proclaimed Leninist has stated. Reminder, Lenin also stated that the last phase of capitalism is fascism..... a piece of Leninist ideology Bannon has never spoken about to his audience.

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And the crazies keep coming. Rep. Anna "Lunatic" Luna tried to get a censure resolution passed against Rep Adam Schiff due to his work in the impeachment of trump and wanted him to pay a $16 million fine. LOL Surprisingly she only got 20 GOP to vote for it. But don't worry, she's going to try again next week.

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when i am lied to, and the low quality message makes it clear the liar assumes i am a fool, i remove that liar from my world---now in the case of tfg, i keep paying attention--but he's proven dangerous, despite that he's a complete imbecile-----

im shocked that the magats tolerate continually being played as fools by their idols--id be insulted

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Chuck is allegedly alive in this video, but is he? Is he really? Because I’m not buying that either. You’d think that at 174 years old, he’d start worrying about his legacy. Rudy’s just building an insanity defense for the Jan 6 investigation. Just kidding.. he’s nuts.

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If the Republicans in Congress worked as hard on their promised 2022 campaign issues” (i.e. inflation, immigration, crime) as they have worked trying to take down Biden and the entire “weaponization” bullshit issue, they might actually accomplish something meaningful for our country. When will the citizens ever catch on to these dimwits? So much tax-payer money spent on THEIR witch-hunts!

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Nicely and hilariously summarized, as usual. 👏👏👏

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Older Son was on Capitol Hill for work last week and saw three senators. Said he was shocked at how old and decrepit they look. He complains about the super aged in government a lot, though he'll agree that an aged Biden is hands down preferable to the Orange Pus Bucket. He said Bernie is fairly spry but hunched. He said Grassley looks like he's already in the grave. And he was shocked at McConnell, how aged he looks. We acknowledged MM has been ill. And we spoke of Feinstein. We also talked about how difficult it would be to arbitrarily set an age limit, but like someone else said already, shouldn't there be something to determine straight thinking? Orientation? And maybe a little knowledge about the Constitution and US government? I mean, MTG obviously couldn't pass a 9th or 10th grade civics quiz....

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You can take the Trumper out of the Stupid, but you never can take the Stupid out of the Trumper.

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The GQP is very concerned about their fabricated criminal activity but are completely defended against actual crimes committed, dreading that the DOJ will come after them.

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It's just so obvious that the branding of terms as smears sticks with the weak, feeble minded fucking nut jobs. It turns my stomach knowing just how shitty so many of our fellow countrymen are. To see overweight, repulsive women walking around with "Grab my pussy" signs over their crotches, nazi flags (as Sporkfoot has a hyena over a gay pride flag) & the asinine Biden flags is making me feel guilty by association. My friends in Europe, Canada & Australia don't get it. I don't get it. The one thing I say is if it were Obama we'd be hearing for them to Pence him. What is it with these wackos? He's done nothing for the J6ers other than make $ off his stupid recording, he even promised food yesterday at the restaurant he'd never eat in then left w/out buying anything. Yet, they still cling to him like a drowning person to a buoy in a storm. The image that was like a dagger in my heart was seeing the Orthodox dude, yarmulke & all, praising him. WTF??? He's supporting a klanmanbaby who thinks nazis are very fine. And you don't have to be a Jew to find that offensive, you have to be human!

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I remember when the FBI was just bad guys doing bad guy stuff reliably. And like the line goes in Miller's Crossing, if you can't depend on a fixed fight, then you're back in the jungle with the animals.

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Another day another outrageous set of pathetic near-allegations and when your witness can't come forward, well, now has conveniently died. It's interesting that anyone will allow the thoroughly disgraced and always disgusting and reprehensible Ghouliani is allowed to make a statement on any publicly distributed whatever. This is certainly one of your funniest and best for us and as always, we appreciate getting to blow of the outrageous with you. And goodness, Ron Johnson, the one I thought was the absolute dumbest Senator for a long time, until Tuberville came along, said Tubs who couldn't take the vote to trash one of Biden's nominees because he was so thrilled to attend Trump's arraignment party in New York. We are in amazing times. And poor old Grassley, too old and demented and exhibiting the classic signs of too old to engage with others, getting mad enough to say in many ways: I don't care if it's true. This is what I was handed and I do my pathetic part.

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Look Jeff, it’s not their fault that once all of the imaginary stones were turn over, we didn’t see anything. We just didn’t make a wish before moving them. 🫣

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OMG you made me SNORT!!! Fucking awesome. Thank you. YOU need to be on the news. Seriously. Everyone needs to hear these lies debunked from YOU in the way only you can deliver.

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