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Tracy Hall's avatar

Chaffetz's $90 Turkey was an locally raised artisanal bird hand-reared and fes, with massages every afternoon. Yeah, man of the people that.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Diestel, the brand carried by Whole Foods, probably in his bejillions $$$$ neighborhood. From DiestelтАЩs website: тАЬUsing regenerative agriculture, fresh pine-wood shavings line the barns, natural and organic cleaners, and generous spaces for the birds to roam. Global Animal Partnership Step 5 rating.тАЭ Nobody, absolutely nobody, has to pay that price.

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LORI  D's avatar

Those turkeys live way better than most fox watchers. Did he just assume that because his high-end, whole foods bird was $115, everyone else's Butterball must be around $90? What a jerk.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

THAT is a perfect observation. I love the twitter responses with receipts for turkeys that cost nothing in comparison, $36 for a 22-pound bird.

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RV maxima's avatar

I hope keep it up...such bs

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LORI  D's avatar

Because they are WORSE THAN S-T-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-P-I-D ! They assume their followers are dumber than they are.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

And they are right on the latter issue

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Fux knows the appetites of its viewers and feeds them shit by the shovels full. And they lick their chops, begging for more.

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Steve B's avatar

Wait, so that dickhead buys a "liberal" turkey and is complaining about the price? Let him go out and shoot one himself! What a smooth brain. WTF? Asshole.

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CAM from ЁЯЗиЁЯЗж's avatar

IтАЩm sure heтАЩd love the taste of a wild turkey that roams on the side of highways throughout the USA or Canada.

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Trish Quintenz's avatar

That turkey is WOKE!!!

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Rick's avatar

wow -- he's paying a small fortune to eat a turkey that doesnt consume pesticide-laced grain, live in a shithole factory (literally) on grounds riddled with herbicides and fungicides and all the other lovely cides -- is he a climate crank? or, god forbid, an environmentalist? likely not given his espousal of monsanto -- i guess he's cool with us plebes getting poisoned, so long as he can buy safety we cant afford -- douche extraordinaire

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RV maxima's avatar

Totally-such a dick

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Kay-El's avatar

Diesel meats arenтАЩt cheap.

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M McConlogue's avatar

No. But it's once a year. Our local store allows people to donate for the people who can't afford it. They raised a lot.

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Kay-El's avatar

Yes, IтАЩve donated turkeys and complete sides before. Worth every penny to make someoneтАЩs Thanksgiving special

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Duhrew's avatar

Bought from a farm in the "People's Republic of California"...That guy is a joke (and he doesn't even know it"...) Also, the price tag showed $114... Did he get a Elist former House member discount?

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Wendy's avatar

The very dunce who abruptly left office under some shady circumstances and unpalatably bad whispered stories. No wonder he could only be welcomed at Fox Propaganda. Even the lobbyists couldn't stomach him for a cause.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

And wanted members of congress to get a housing stipend.

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Rick's avatar

wait -- that's socialism -- trump gon git em

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Tracy Hall's avatar

Well, fed, but you get the idea

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