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Mwfeiger's avatar

Oh the outrage! What is most telling about this whiny POS one word of empathy about all the individuals required to sit all day long in a cold courtroom. Who are they? The jurors (who you don't stand up for), trial attorneys (both sides), Judge, courtroom staff (clerks, reporter, bailiff). I've been a trial attorney for 34 years and this horrible person is an attorney's worst nightmare.

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BC's avatar

trump lacks any positive attributes. He's filled with anger, rage, violence and revenge.

He has no empathy, kindness, consideration or humor. I wonder why trump doesn't insist on defending himself? He seems to want to tell his lawyers what to say and do. Only stupid people think they know everything.

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Karla's avatar

He doesn’t hire them for legal advice or representation; he just needs people to blame when things go South.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

You nailed with this comment! 100% agree.

🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Charles Austin's avatar

👍👍

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RV maxima's avatar

Every friend, lawyer, wife - all the best people become all the best enemies. Funny how the fan club can't figure THAT out. At least some are from all appearances.

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Linda Weide's avatar

He behaves like someone in a permanent MANIC rage! That is why he sounds MANIACAL!

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SeekingReason's avatar

🎯

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RV maxima's avatar

No empathy? Is literally the definition of a psychopath. Just saying.

Ot, looking at Times cover story. Whatever scares you more...

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BC's avatar

I know that. Empathy makes us human. All of this scares me. All of it.

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RV maxima's avatar

Not arguing just saying...

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Stephen Brady's avatar

He wouldn't express or even recognize empathy if it bit him on the nose.

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marciam12's avatar

That's because he's a narcissist, and I'd say he's a narcissistic sociopath, but I'm not a psychiatrist. The narcissism is right in our faces, though: The press is mean to me! The judge won't let me do what I want to do! They filed these Demonic Charges against ME and I am Innocent!!! Me, me, me. The one common theme.

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Mwfeiger's avatar

I pray for the day he becomes IRRELEVANT.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I won't be happy until he's dead because until then he'll never be truly gone.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

My fondest dream!!

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RV maxima's avatar

Well, many professionals already have. And they wrote a book. One has a substak here Dr Brandy Li, it cost her position at a college. The other17 names as co-authors are well known names. The book is The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump. And Donald Trump IS a malignant narcissistic sociopath.

These days the term psychopath is generally used for sociopath but all the sane criteria still apply. I don't think anyone could come up with one example of Trump being empathetic in his long, disturbing life.

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shee-rah's avatar

Sounds more like a three-year old.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

Or on the arse.

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Megan Ross's avatar

I can't imagine having to represent TRump if I were an attorney. Of course, I wouldn't take him on as a client in the first place. What are these clowns thinking?! Geezus... 😳

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Are the lawyers really getting paid? Or is the grift of the RNC just a money grab for tfg?

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

i believe they're getting paid.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

They are thinking 💰💰💰as retainer

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Perhaps we could convince Melania to lend him her "I Really Don't Care..." coat for the cold courtroom. Who knows, he may want to keep it for the Big House, too.

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Teri's avatar

@Steve Kelly Great idea.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

it's all me, me, me, me.

hope he dies soon.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

At least in California, a trial doesn't go more than about 90 minutes before there's another break.

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Bonnie's avatar

🏆

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MICHAEL OHALLORAN's avatar

I AM SO SICK OF SEEING HIS FACE AND HEARING HIS VOICE.

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LORI  D's avatar

Same. Let's say the election day finally arrives and he loses, all his trials are over, he's bankrupt, again...will that finally be the end of him? No. He will never go away. There will always be drama, rage, lies, and constant whining.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Death is the only end to him.

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SPW's avatar

Yes but he’s hatched a brood of vipers who will put him on a pedestal and follow him into the Hell he’s created. In doing so, they will create that Hell for the rest of us. He’s their god now.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

I’m not afraid or worried about them. They are going to do what they’re going to do and the Biden Administration will be prepared and ready.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Agree. When he loses they can do whatever they're going to do but Biden is still president and will shut them the fuck down. Though look how no one has shown up at his trial. I think his "militia" is bullshit now.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They lack his feral cunning though. Once he is gone, some grifter will clean them out.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

That and time. It will take at least a decade to get over this.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Future historians are going to be constantly saying "WTF?"

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RV maxima's avatar

And the damage to the GOP and what future a-holes will be able to try, and maybe succeed. There's that.

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Claudia Robinson's avatar

All he needs to do is pull out his teeny weenie ego and then everyone would know for sure that he didn’t have affairs with those beautiful women. Seeing his small mushroom ego would convince the jury that he couldn’t possibly have had affairs of any kind. Those poor women. What were they thinking?

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Connie Davis's avatar

On days when I am so anxious about the state of politics here and strife around the world; when I'm worried about the survival of our democracy; and when I can't bear to turn on the television and see the tragedy that's happening every day in Gaza; when I now can't avoid seeing or reading about the evolving campus strife, (reminding me of the 60's when I was protesting peacefully against the war in Vietnam and routinely being tear gassed,and police were far from gentle); When all of these things overwhelm me and I don't think there's enough xanax on the planet to make me feel better, I read your posts and each time I do I find something to laugh about. I can't tell you how grateful I am for your commentary and wit. Many thanks, Jeff Tiedrich.

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Cheryl Keeping's avatar

Wholeheartedly agree. We are of the same Era, and it's deja vu all over again. My pharmacy and my wine store and Jeff Tiedrich are keeping me sane. Ish.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

try living through this stone cold sober! I've got 20 years and none of these mother fuckers are going to drive me back to drinking.

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Connie Davis's avatar

Good for you! You've got a lot to be proud of!

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Cheryl Keeping's avatar

Good for you! Never let those bastards win.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Fucking-A

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Lorraine: They are not worth for me to risk migraines so I am with you on no booze..

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I'm a total wino when I drink. So, if I had never gotten sober and had quite a few years under my belt, I would gulp wine morning to whatever hour I passed out, get up and do it all over again. Why even be alive?

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

I honor your commitment, but I don’t know how you do it!

Carry on, madame.

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RV maxima's avatar

Well, good for you. At least now I know why you are not talking about the great Margaritas in Mexico!

I am sure there are many other things to enjoy!

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

magic mushrooms

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Connie Davis's avatar

Ah...better living-ish through chemistry. Lol.

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Claudia Robinson's avatar

You’re funny!

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Runfastandwin's avatar

me too!

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Eileen's avatar

Connie, My sentiments exactly. Yesterday, I was beyond overwhelmed by the world. I just couldn't wrap my head around the insanity of the most appalling man in the world within a hair's breadth of the regaining the White House. But when I read Jeff's posts, I laugh like a kid who just sees the world's marvels for the first time, and I am innocent with glee again.

Another form of therapy I perform that is akin to Jeff's guidance. Trump is just a pathetic man. Here's my corollary. Remember Pablo Escobar? A refresher:

"Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria; 1 December 1949 – 2 December 1993) was a Colombian drug lord, narcoterrorist, and politician, who was the founder and sole leader of the Medellín Cartel. Dubbed "the king of cocaine", Escobar was one of the wealthiest criminals in history, having amassed an estimated net worth of US$30 billion by the time of his death—equivalent to $70 billion as of 2022—while his drug cartel monopolized the cocaine trade into the United States in the 1980s and early 1990s."

Right? Escobar was a powerful scary dude until he wasn't. "Police tried to arrest Escobar, but the situation quickly escalated to an exchange of gunfire. Escobar was shot and killed while trying to escape from the roof." The image of his dead body, barefoot in jeans with his gut hanging out, surrounded by police laughing is hideous and grotesque. But how the mighty have fallen.

In other words, we humans love our heroes, anti-heroes and we like 'em god-like. However, no matter how dangerous, omnipotent etc. they become and seem, Hitler shot himself and had one of his dudes burn his corpse in a nasty pit. Stalin succumbed to a stroke and supposedly his dudes were taught to never get it wrong so they did nothing to save him.

If history repeats itself, Trump could easily drift off and drown in his saliva sitting in that courtroom chair. The only clue that the MAGA Dear Leader is done for will be a leaky diaper.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Add to that crappy list the one found in the sewer in Iraq! Now why can’t even remember his name

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Eileen's avatar

"Muammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi was a Libyan revolutionary, politician and political theorist who ruled Libya from 1969 until his assassination by rebel forces in 2011."

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Yes, thank you. Though I am glad for my memory lapse!!😆

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RV maxima's avatar

And how many took his place?

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Teri's avatar

Indica (relaxing,sleep inducing) gummies are saving me. You can even try CBD gummies, slow acting. Start with CBD, lowest dose, take 1/2 to see how you feel. CBD does. not contain THC, so you don't get high.

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Teri's avatar

P.S. If you choose THC, Sativa will hype you up. Make sure you buy Indica or CBD.

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un poco loco's avatar

I can actually get hemp gummies in Texas! They're legal in all but four states now! Weeknights I take one that has CBD and CBN (which is good for pain and sleep but isn't psychoactive either -- I know, not much fun, but it's considered rude to show up for the early morning ops call at work stoned out of my gourd lol. Also, if I were stoned, I'd be dropping a whole lot more F-bombs.) I've been dealing with "long covid" for over a year now -- alcohol causes real problems with it but cannabinoids help with both pain and sleep.

Some liquor stores here even carry hemp-derived drinks. One has, like, only 2mg of thc, but it puts me right to sleep on weekends. If you go the hemp route, though, be advised that delta8 thc (what they call thc from hemp) without other cannabinoids is a lot like Sativa... until I figured that out, spent a few nights staring at the ceiling (which doesn't really help long covid either.) You can legally order all sorts of hemp-cannabinoid stuff online -- even Cheech & Chong are in on it!

And yeah, this is me being semi-mellow on weed-adjacent stuff. Just think how cranky (and fucking profane) I'd be if I was stone-cold sober all the time...

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Connie Davis's avatar

Thank you... I have been considering it.

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Claudia Robinson's avatar

I grow my own and make 80/20 oil. I only consume when my aches and pains are so bad I can’t sleep. So much better than OTC pain medication. 1/8 tsp mixed with some all natural peanut butter does the trick … and Jeff T, of course.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Indica, what is that?

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Claudia Robinson's avatar

Google it, Lorraine. It’s so interesting. There are so many varieties of marijuana. Some are for laughs and giggles (Woodstock), and some are for pain and sleep (Valium). I find 80 (THC) 20 (CBD) the best for pain. No high, no munchies. Just relief. Since Prince, Michael Jackson, and Rush Limbaugh ruined our chances (because they were irresponsible drug users)of continuing to take Tramadol, medicinal marijuana is vital to Baby Boomer aging. The people who disapprove just don’t understand the science.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Thank you, Claudia, but can't smoke anything, really no need to. That would also break my sobriety. Staying sober is not just booze, it's also pot and certain drugs, Valium. pain killers etc. unless it's prescribed by a doctor. I've used CBD for sleep, which is fine, but the CBD with THC caused the worst depression I've ever had but the sleep was deep and beautiful. Bummer.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

P.S. Magic mushrooms are cool though, I consider them medicine!

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RV maxima's avatar

I think giving Trump some magic mushrooms would provide a therapy possibility to him and a boon to the country. While the "therapy " may not help immediately, the idea of him going crazy in court and losing his shit sounds like a wonderful opportunity for all.

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Bonnie's avatar

She's lovely

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

ditto Connie. also for me spending time with my four dogs helps. they have no idea about all this human self-inflicted misery nor should they. love, food and shelter is all they ask for and to provide that for them is my medicine to this sickness i just don't understand.

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Connie Davis's avatar

Dogs are absolutely the best! I'm no longer in good enough shape to have a dog. I miss having one every day. There really is no more perfect creature than a dog.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I understand. I'm 72 and it is harder but so far so good. I have my beautiful 14.5 year old standard poodle Pearl, a 2,5 Mexican puppy Ruby and two of the most fabulous Mexican street dogs Mike and Molly who have now lived with us for a year.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You are not alone, Connie.

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Gout Machine's avatar

No one has ever had to sit so long in the history of ever, eh? Now where is that picture of the email lady with her chin in her hands again?

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Douglas's avatar

Gout....yeah I remember going to work & upon arrival HRC just started...and when I got home at 7p she was STILL sitting there answering stupid Qs....unbelievable.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I know! I kept expecting them to ask "what color is your underwear?"

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Douglas's avatar

Yeah....they probed everything. I did see part where she laughed out loud...that was about 7:15.p!

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Kay-El's avatar

Anybody who has sued, been sued, or on a jury sits all day in court. Even back in the day in small claims court, where I literally sat all day because you don’t know when your case would be called. Naturally, I was the last case of the day and I won. It was worth it.

I love that Orange Gaseous has to sit all day listening to people shit talk about him. For someone who has done some of the most egregious shit talking, payback is glorious.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Orange Gaseous. Will there be a kiosk at the State Fair?😂😂😂

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Kay-El's avatar

Lol, I wouldn’t want to try tasting it.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Nope!🤮🤮

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Vickie Berry's avatar

🤣

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Megan Ross's avatar

Is really is glorious! Spot on.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

people shit talk - yep and haven't heard of anyone talking about how wonderful trump is on the stand but i wonder who his witnesses will be.

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Kay-El's avatar

Sycophants? Maybe the idiot sons?

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Amy Blamey's avatar

You know why he's complaining about sitting that long right?

I'll bet you dollars to donuts Donny Dingleballs has hemorrhoids.

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Lisa59's avatar

That and a full diaper. The toddler activity board is hilarious. 😂😂😂

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I vote for full diaper as the reason Donny can't sit still

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Burke's avatar

The stink in the courtroom matches the malodorous moral pollution that issues from his mouth. Donald expects voters to overlook their disgust. He's filthy in body and mind and behavior. Donald is the intersection of physical and mental illness, stupidity, incompetence, juvenile delinquency, deception and shameless fraud. So remind me, how does the GOP think this is a good candidate for any public office? Celebrity doesn't overcome disgust.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

The GOP base doesn’t think. It’s all about hatred. They hate the same people he does (immigrants, which we are all from immigrant backgrounds, liberals, people of color, the list is endless). He has given his rethuglican followers permission to hate and they aren’t smart enough to realize he hates them too, just loves their donations. I wonder how many of them have bought his trading cards, gold tennis shoes and his bibles. Maybe one day they’ll wake up and see he’s nothing but a conman/grifter; I have my doubts, hate is a strong emotion.

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Burke's avatar

Disgust is also a strong emotion. The cruelty to migrant children and puppies is disgusting. The cheating on a marriage, business and even golf is disgusting. The corruption (financial and physical) is disgusting. The moral depravity and treachery and crimes of Trump World is disgusting. Will voters be more attracted to the dopamine rush of hate? Or will they reject the pollution of Trump and his filthy handed enablers?

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

Yes, disgust is an also a strong emotion. I’m hoping “they will reject the pollution of trump”. I think some will, but his diehard cultists won’t, their hatred runs deep.

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SeekingReason's avatar

Marguerite, You are correct. The basis of being a rescumlCon is racism, the inability to cope without someone to stomp on, to feel superior over. I despise when people talk about the rural rescumliCons feeling left out, ignored etc…guess they’re the snowflakes all along. They don’t want anyone else in need to get care if they don’t!

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Cassandra Here's avatar

It’s not hemorrhoids, it’s diaper rash. We should be sending Donnie Diaperload crates of Desitin maximum strength.

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Lisa59's avatar

I've been in grandbaby mode for a while and have dealt with some bad diaper rashes. My guess is, his looks likes small pox. So he would need a prescription strength cream, while keeping his bare ass open to the air so it can dry out.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

The good news hawker could double as the ointment smearer. Somehow they seem like the same job. Maybe he could air out his bare ass in the middle of 5th Ave.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

Ewww, thankfully I don’t live in NYC. 🤣🤣

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Lisa59's avatar

That's hilarious!!

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Kay-El's avatar

When one of my kids had a really bad case their pediatrician recommended a liquid antacid baking soda combo (you make a paste). Worked great!

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Lisa59's avatar

That sounds interesting. I tried oatmeal baths, but it clogged the drain. They are out of diapers now. However, my nephew and his wife are due in October. After 4 years of IVF. We are pretty excited. I'm a mom, grandma and aunt to him. I do it all. 🤗

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Teri's avatar

So THAT'S why he's at motel-a-lardo instead of campaigning!

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Lisa59's avatar

🤣🤣 my thoughts exactly. A little squishy.

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Megan Ross's avatar

Ditto 👍

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Burke's avatar

Disgusting!

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Lisa59's avatar

It is.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

That's funny. We may get to see one of his personal shills packing an XL donut for that stinky ass of his. His humiliation and roid rage will continue to increase as fuckface gets his chance to be the poster boy for Preparation H.

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Stephen Brady's avatar

I Wouldn't be surprised if he gets pressure ulcers (bedsores) sitting in that wet diaper all day, every day.

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Teri's avatar

Lol, he could use the endorsement money.

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LORI  D's avatar

And Colitis

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Megan Ross's avatar

Or, a diaper full of excrement...😉

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Teri's avatar

Christ on a Cracker! You HAD to put that image in our brains?! 😂⚖️🇺🇸🗽

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

😂😂😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

We can only hope.😂😂

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James Starr's avatar

and Hillary in a chiar for 11 hours on Capital hill and was unnecessarily crossed examined and she never complained but then again she was and still is more healthier both physically and mentally.

The decomposing sun dried orange diet coke sucking criminal is unable to endure anything in a realistic world like normal folks..

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Suessl's avatar

And she was innocent.

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James Starr's avatar

of course, she was

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Good news: Trump's comb over is thinning. His hair is messier day by day. And you know, no winner has bad hair.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

I’ve noticed that too. Yesterday it looked like he had combed it with an eggbeater.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I waited a few days before I was sure that the mess was the new normal. Maybe he has a new hairstylist????

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Nora's avatar

He brags he does it himself. Showers, lets it air dry, then combs and Aqua Nets the shit out of it when it placed to cover the bald spots and plugs.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

If that's true, he's in desperate need of professional help ASAP.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

...in more ways than one!

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Nora's avatar

Here’s his own words from an NPR article

"OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read papers and things. ... I also watch TV. I love Fox, I like Morning Joe, I like that The Today Show did a beautiful piece on me yesterday — I mean, relatively speaking. OK, so I've done all that. I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb. ...

"Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb it forward. ... I actually don't have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it's not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

He has to be in court at 9:30 am, he doesn’t really have time like he used to have. He never appeared in the Oval Office until noon or later.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Excellent analysis of the crisis situation. I just hope it things do not improve at any point in the future.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Thank you? The reality is more ghastly than I imagined.

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Nora's avatar

Exactly, and there’s no way he’s getting up every day, or even every other day to do his Do prior to court time. That’s why it’s looking worse during court proceedings.

I just LOL picturing it if he spends a few nights in the slammer.

I heard on tv that instead of sending him to Rikers, they could hold him beneath the courthouse.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

If I were Trump's friend I'd recommend a good hairstylist, but I am not a friend.

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Teri's avatar

Should we start a betting pool for how long until he brings a pillow into court? Or if Judge says "no pillows", dfg just rests his head on the defense table.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I'm not totally sure but I think the chairs are somewhat padded. I misread your comment— pillow definitely!

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Vickie Berry's avatar

😂

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Abbi's avatar

Fun fantasy (hey, an old lady can dream!): Judge Chutkin, who no one is paying attention to right now, holds him in violation of his pre-trial release agreement & jails him. I suspect we’d see just how fast SCOTUS & Loose Canon can move if their fave fascist were in jail.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

22 minutes...

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Megan Ross's avatar

We can only hope!👍

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un poco loco's avatar

I'd call their likely reaction to it an unconstitutional crisis. Because for damn sure, whatever they came up with to get him out of jail, pardoned, and back on his putative throne would be seriously unconstitutional. Not that they care -- they imagine they're going to get to share that throne when he's reelected. Won't they be shocked when he fires them!

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Mark L's avatar

Oh Yea?

Yea they are waiting for you alright, in Georgia, And Michigan, And DC, And Florida, And Arizona, And And And..........

Courts and DA's and Prosecutors,Judges and a Jury, and somewhere in your country there is a Jail Cell waiting for you Asshole!

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Bonnie Boyce's avatar

Oh, please please please violate the gag order again, your highness!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

There's only good thing I can say about OJ Simpson— he was in a courtroom for months longer than Trump and I never heard him complain.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

So, with that complaint, he's admitting to never working an 8 hour shift in his life.

Ya know, back in 2016, he thought the Presidency could be a part-time gig, that he could live in NY and just go to DC as needed. It showed.

Bitching about not being on the campaign trail. Days not in court? On the golf course.

EX President Swamp Gas can go fly a kite.

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Dave Drell's avatar

He’s the laziest slacker of all time.

The Office of the President is a hard and time consuming job. Nothing in his life would have prepared him for that role. Sitting in Intelligence meetings? Bah, give me a 1/2 page summary. Important

International military concerns? Bah, give me a 1/2 page summary.

current domestic issues? Bah!!!

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

That would require a modicum of exercise, and a dozen eggs I mean aides.

Apparently he can supply the wind.

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Tess's avatar

He is disgustingly sick! Lock the jerk up for good… we can find others to laugh at!

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

"Lord Butstench...!!!) 🤣🤣

The problem with shoving stuff up his ass is that it all leaks out again. Ewww.

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TY111's avatar

Activity board! Hahahahahahahaha

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Orange Shitler’s activity board would have a full scale replica of a pair of boobs, a simulated woman’s p*ssy with a <— Grab Here sign, a box marked Classified perched on a golden toilet, and a big red button labeled To Insert Fake Jurors, Press Here

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Juli's avatar

🥰🏆🥇

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Dave Drell's avatar

Winner! Winner! Find this toy at

Trumps r Us!

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J.R.'s avatar

You should patent that one! excellent

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J.R.'s avatar

Funniest Tiedrichism in today’s essay! Reminds me of Trump describing the memory test he took a few years back

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I loved that one too.

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