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The DOJ will arrest Dr. Fauci for the crime of giving a shit that Americans were dying by the thousands? Even MAGA assholes, who were more likely to die because dumb as rocks? I’ll be happy to help bail out the good doctor. I never caught covid thanks to him and his science facts.

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Except of course, when a Maga denier was stricken with Covid, in which case they immediately elbowed their way to the front of the line for Treatment. WHERE IS MY VENTILATOR??? Don’t you know who I AM???

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How many of these ignorant anti-mask, anti-vax MAGAs ended up in a hospital unable to breathe and pleading for a magic shot to save their miserable lives. That's what happens when you follow a criminal psychopath...to the grave.

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To the grave is right. Or the ones that refused help in hospitals and died. So many of them chose death while their children were begging them to get the shot. We have a serious malignant narcissist problem happening right now in this country. As other mental health professionals have pointed out. People screaming in grocery stores and having hair trigger meltdowns on a dime. This is exhausting. And grieving at the same time.

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Many of them were just filming themselves for facebook fame. Which makes it worse.

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IIRC, many of them denied they were dying of Covid, insisting it MUST be something else because Covid was a hoax.

And the nurses and doctors just shook their heads at the stupidity of the insistence, and at the fact that the idiot dying wouldn't allow them to initially treat them for Covid because the idiot was convinced it was a hoax.

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I have autoimmune health issues. I hid in the mountains of Colorado away from everyone while I helped take care of my newborn grandson during Covid. I couldn't wait for the vaccine. I just don't understand ignorance by choice.

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Even if masks were later found to be possibly ineffective, millions of us gladly wore masks to protect cancer patients, those too young for the shot, those with autoimmune issues. To this day, some bitchers still act like a mask mandate was like getting a limb cut off. smh

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An N95 mask, worn with no air leaks, is and remains very effective. Wouldn't be a nurse alive in the country if they weren't.

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It did tell us who the ones to avoid at all costs were.

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Remember the guys driving around in the trucks with the signs “My body, my choice”? Wanted to take down all the license plate numbers cuz I just knew what was coming…

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"by choice" sums it up perfectly. While I would never deny anyone medical care, they endangered their grandparents, and the immunocompromised which I will never forgive them for.

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My late wife died of autoimmune issues. I wear a mask everywhere out of "an abundance of caution." Life is precious. Don't act like it isn't. I'm fully in sympathy with your plight.

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Plenty. Except that when they ended up in the hospital, they refused to wear a mask and demanded that they be treated with a horse dewormer. Their behavior was no different than that displayed on your friendly neighborhood airplane. They are all a bunch of PAB's.

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They're like lemmings marching off the cliff .

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March away…

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“I don’t need no dam’ velinator! I got my prayer warriors and Jayzus gonna cure me right away.”

(36 hours later) please tell my family I love them…..

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Remember the twatwaffle denying the need for a vaccine because she was " washed in the blood of the Lamb"?

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Oh, and thank you for reminding me of “twatwaffle”.

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Yes indeed! Had no idea that in addition to its revivifying and soul cleansing properties, it was also antiviral! New advertising line for those who take their church with a dash of Mad Men…

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TWATWAFFLE!! Thank you I need that word in my arsenal!

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Bleach ward at the hospital or dunkin' donuts

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Don’t forget the sheep dip.

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Gimme gimme gimme that sweet jab! Too late

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And all the stories of anti-vaxxers, refusing the shot, begging for a COVID shot as they lay dying with or without a ventilator, due to 1,000,000 Americans DIED of COVID. Bless you, Dr. Fauci 💕

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I blame Jerry Springer for giving America a taste for this sort of drama. Once he was off the air they needed some new awful, vengeful drama. So, they got the MAGAs in Congress to become the New Jerry Springer Show.

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tRump, for example.

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Karma did not help us there like she should have.

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I think statistically speaking more ignorant MAGAs died from COVID than rational , logical and smart people. That is the only good thing that came from it. Dr Fauci helped save a lot of smart Americans

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studies showed a preponderance of deaths due to Covid were in red states - imagine that

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I remember one bewigged woman coming from church and a reporter asking “Aren’t you afraid of getting sick?’ “No, I’m covered in the blood of Christ.”

So Jesus is a hazmat suit? Maybe this is why Trump was going on about Hannibal Lecter and “The Silence of the Lambs.”

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And that's the bottom line trouble with the cult of Christ. Too many adherents fail to understand that the "blood of Christ" only protects them against sin and the temptations of Satan, not against physical illness.

Because most of them don't really listen to what's being told to them, and very, very few actually comprehend what they read (if the read) the book they call Holy.

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and if they do listen they are more often than not given more political instruction in church than ecclesiastical. Another strong argument for ending tax emption for religious entities.

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Oh I totally agree on ending their tax exemption!!

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Xitianity has become a death cult. Its followers waste their whole lives glorifying their own deaths, while worshiping a mutilated corpse nailed to a torture device, metaphorically drinking its blood and eat its flesh, and ignoring the core message to love one another.

These days if someone feels the need to tell me what a big Xitian they are I always say, "Thanks for the warning" and run the other way. The worst people I have ever known in my life have been the biggest Bible humpers.

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My father said as much to us "The louder they shriek about being a christian, the less they actually are. Hold onto your wallet, and back away slowly.

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Agreed 🙌🏽

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The entire concept is so damned silly and stupid. It is the 21st century and you still have these nitwits saying they’re covered in the blood of Jesus, which seems like some grotesque insurance company. I wonder if they actually think about what they’re saying when they say these inane words. Never mind, I know they don’t.

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Recently heard this parable. As a cat 5 hurricane dumped 10 feet of water with 100 mph winds, a guy urges his Christian neighbor to evacuate. Prayerful man said, "God will keep us safe". Next day rafts floated by looking for people who hadn't yet evac'd. Prayer man refused, saying "God will not forsake us". On Day 3 a helicopter hovered, trying to get Prayer Guy + family to get in the basket. Guy claimed "God will save us. As the water rose higher, Prayer Family was on their roof - several family members had drowned. Prayer Guy yells "God, why have you forsaken us?! A thundering voice said "This is God. I sent your neighbor, a raft, a helicopter, plus all the rowboats you sent away.

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Omg totally true!

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“So Jesus is a hazmat suit?” Bazillion upvotes

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"That's some fucked up shit," to quote "W" on trumps inaugeral speech.

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I remember that woman. It was later reported that she died of COVID. I may be going to Hell, because my first thought was, "Oh, dear...Looks like Jesus was infected."

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The data does not lie.

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Good!

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Astrophysicist Neal DeGrasse Tyson said that the number of fidiots (my word) who were dying in Red States could be enough to affect the outcome of the 2020 election. I think it did since the Dems did much better than predicted. The trash was taking itself out.

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I had hoped since Florida had more causualties proportionally than new york, DeathSantis would lose his grip. He just fucked up my state more, and invited all the bad cops and magats here.

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Go ahead and add fidiots to your list!!

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And they won’t be voting in this election either. Good riddance. No,sympathy

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I guess there is a bright side to everything...

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And we vote blue.

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Absolutely 💙💙💙

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I did get COVID and my hubby and I were both Long Haulers.. if I didn’t get vaccinated I would have died. I was that sick and those vaccinations saved my life. I’m thankful I’m still here.

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That happened to my best friend in Maine, her daughter brought it back from Scotland where she was going to Uni. the first wave that was so viral. May you both heal and not have any symptoms.

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Blessings to you both.

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I’ll help with bail too.. I watched that BS and SporkfootDumbass OMGEE she’s truly dumber than a post.. I watched and her questioning.. how the Fuck did anyone vote for that Fuglycromagnonfacedumbasstranny?!?!

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Good question. Makes me wonder what is in the water in Georgia.

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Science confirms that there must be a brain eating organism present in all things republican.

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Conservative brains are different from liberal brains. "Conservatives are more structured and habitual in their decision making and cognitive performance. Liberals have a higher tolerance for cognitive tasks that require novelty, complexity, and creativity." "... most conservative subjects were likely to have the largest amygdala volumes." (fight or flight response/reptile brain) -- https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/neuroscience-in-everyday-life/202010/red-versus-blue-brain-neuropolitics

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Yup. It’s called a black hole.

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That’s a good one! I’m still snickering 🤭

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STD’s and Rabies?!?

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It s not the water in her district: it is the inbreeding. Genetics is part of “science,” but it isn’t what they learn from their niece-screwing pastors

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Lizards can survive for quite some time without water.

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Pure lead and maybe some mercury would be my guess.

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Don't degrade trans people. They're not Sporktoot ignorant.

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Truth! I didn’t catch that at first.

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Wow, our beloved Jeff could learn a few words from you. That was awesome.

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A new descriptive adjective!! Excellent!

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Ah, my favorite one is dumber than a bag of hammers 😆

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Same here, that man is awesome ,and worked hard to save idiots like the bleach-blonde howler-monkey

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💯 Right? After a while, I had no fucks left to give to anyone who thought it was all bullshit, didn’t pay attention and got a visit from Uncle Reaper.

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Yes!

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Ditto! Same here. And as a person that worked in science the Covid timeliness was one great disappointment and sheer exasperation. I think having a supply of N95 masks for the next pandemic a good idea. Especially if you have a Republican moron in the Whitehouse that gives away PPE and then is so obtuse that he catches it and would surely have given up the ghost had he not had presidential level medical care and the rare ability to get meds to save his shitty, worthless life. If only... how many times we could have been rid of this insufferable pos.

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Spot on. I still have plenty of KN94’s and several N95’s.

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It has taken me five years to keep from catching COVID based on using the recommendations of Dr Fauci. I recently caught it because I sat in an airport unmasked, thinking I was okay. 😣 we need to support science and doctors at all costs from these stupid MAGAts! Getting so sick of all their 🤡 behavior!! Thank you Jeff for keeping us sane.

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I figure I’ll get it eventually, but at least I won’t die from it (knocking on wood). If it turns out that I’m one of those who never showed symptoms, at least I did my part by masking and staying home. I still mask in airports.

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I will support the good Dr. myself as well!

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It's pretty depressing to contemplate waking up every morning in a country where there are voters who intentionally sent MAGA Tainted Greene to serve in the United States Congress. I mean, on purpose and everything.

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It’s Gangreene to me from now on. Rotten to the core.

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Nice, Kay-El. So much more descriptive than MTG.

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Her district is in Northwest Georgia--"Deliverance" country. Her constituents are at the shallow end of the gene pool.

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Remember her forgiven PPP loan?... I do.

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WTAF she got PPP loan???!!! Fucking grifting POShitstain🤬🤬🤬 my hubby needed the PPP loan then said No. Why?? Because he said he can still make it through this during the pandemic by working a bit longer and harder because there are others who really really need it.. And we can work a little harder and smarter and go without so the ones who really need it can get it.. And that skank biyotch got one and didn’t fucking need it at all 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

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That’s called a Republican

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Pieces of shit like her take advantage then raise pure Hell about anyone else getting help. And she's not the only GOParassite.

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More like a shallow puddle

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Yeah of mud

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See: effluent ponds.

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Also known as the scummy parts … shallow pools often polluted with chemicals and debris

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We need a new noun to describe them

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I liked Jeff’s Smoothbrains

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Smoothbrains is perfect! I also like 'scoops' as in their frontal lobes were scooped out.

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I didn't invent 'smoothbrain' but I have no idea where I heard it first

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I get a lot of mine from Wonkette, between Dok and Evan. I know many names for the Apricot Hell Beast!

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maggots.

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Spelled Magats.

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Hominids

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