someone made a short-lived sitcom called Space Force that streamed on Netflix. it wasn't very good, and it pains me to say that, because I'm friends with some of the cast members
There's a tragedy in wasting an awesome title on something that crashes on launch - sort of like "Office of the President of the United States" post Jan20, 2025.
It wasn't a classic, but I enjoyed it, especially when the Orange Asshole decided to create his own Space Force. He has no detectable sense of humor, so either he overheard the name and had no idea the TV show existed, or he thought the show was a documentary.
I tried watching it because—Steve Carell and John Malkovich in a comedy series about a goofy general tasked to run Space Force? Sign me up!
😮💨 🤷♂️
I thought I'd heard Obama actually founded Space Force—because he was due to undergo *pon farr*, and needed to return to his native Vulcan before he went berzerk and killed every idiot in Congress. Not that most Americans wouldn't have cheered that part of it, it's just then Trump would yell, "See! SEE! I told you he's not a REAL American!"
...right before Obama shut him up with the Vulcan Death Grip.
Reading the news is like taking a one way flight to Island of Mind Masturbation. I'm so damn glad as of tonight, I get to chase my little grandkids around my house for two weeks. Great distraction. Hopefully, my daughter's dogs won't piss on everything.
The company she worked for just fired her and her entire department. About 140 people, yesterday. The company gets their medical parts from China. They're cutting entire departments and restructuring the company. Merry fucking Christmas. So, she's coming home.
Because they're assholes. She had feeling that something was in the works. She started interviewing for a job. She's a biologist and a EMT. EMT jobs don't pay shit. You think saving a life would be valuable. Not in this country. Yeah, a lot people were crying on Zoom. Soul crushing for some. She was just mad as hell. She's a tough cookie.
No, it's a deliberate strategy to make you feel worse. My husband was injured on the job early in our marriage (their fault, a permanent injury), I was pregnant, and they fired him the Monday before Thanksgiving. What do I think of employers? They're not nice people. Generally, a criminal class. I will say, when I was dotcomming, it was more fun than I ever had, but they pretty much ran the company into the ground in three years. I worked hard, made a lot of money, and paid for my son's college education. My supervisors and managers and I got along really well, and they were the only honest, appreciative management I ever really met.
Stock up on your See’s, gummies, alcohol, walking/running away shoes, etc. Same thing happened to one of my kids. Changing the locks so she and the dogs can’t get in. Just kidding, of course. I will relegate her to the laundry room.
Oy Vey! My daughter has two dogs, ages 12 and 9, who were here for Thanksgiving and will be here again for Chrismanukkah. One (or both) leaves a pile of 💩 right on my dining room floor! Fun times!
Good for you, Lisa. I retire October next year at age 72 and will be doing everything I haven’t been able to do for 55 years….read, walk the dogs more, make new friends, volunteer a bit. Good luck to you!
Mmmm, See’s Candy ❤️ I was just in See’s yesterday. The store is next door to my bank, and whenever I go to the bank (not often), I always stop in at See’s.
No! My husband took what he thought was oxycontin (pain from that work injury) that his best friend gave him (sourced from a street corner) and I came home to find him unconscious on the floor. After the EMTs came and left, I learned what happened, and the moral is: no drugs from criminal best friends that were sourced from street corners. You don't know what it is. Stick to those prescriptions.
I am fortunate to have a rare reaction to opiates: instead of a CNS depressant, they have a stimulant effect. It's almost impossible for me to OD. The downside is, I can't take them near bedtime because they keep me wide-awake. I suffer from terrible chronic pain, but can't take pain medication when I need it most. I have to go to bed 12 hours before I want to wake up, and I only get about 6 hours of actual sleep. 🙃
You never know. Consider trying a fentanyl patch, beginning of course with the lowest dosage. It can take 48hrs to build up a staeady state blood level of the active med to begin to get good pain decrease.
Nancy Mace reminds me of the former Intelligence Committee or Michelle Bachman which reminds me of someone that the new administration would pick. I’m from MN so I have been scarred for life, pity me.
I WISH I could nap . I have had horrible insomnia for more than 10 years , the meds are not working anymore. Alcohol makes it worse, Marijuana helps very slightly.
CBN is what finally helped me sleep -- it's one of the CBDs that the hemp companies are singling out. It's not psychoactive (like THC is) and helps with pain too. Without it, I probably would be out yelling obscenities at the sky and my asshole neighbors every day... :)
Thank you! Just drilled down far enough into my email backlog and saw this reply. I'll put it on my shopping list, Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1. It's in the single digits here currently but the taste of margaritas makes me think of warm memories so I'll bundle up and suck them down.
This next four years will be beyond our imaginations of bizarro-bullshit-crazy making-galaxy of stupidly cruel weirdo assholes. (Not enough words to describe how awful.)
I'm stocking up on weed, especially since Dan fucking Patrick is going to make thc illegal again in Texas without a prescription when the lege goes into session (and just as Trump is getting settled in). This includes hemp-derived thc, which is legal in most states now -- the liquor and beer industrial complex is unhappy that legal hemp is cutting into their business.
I'm usually maddest at Gov Dr Evil and fucking Ken Paxton, the crooked AG, but Dan Patrick just hit the top of my list.
Mace: "something from outside the universe"? Is there anything outside of the universe (beyond her brain, which does indeed appear to be in another dimension)?
According to people like Stephen Hawking and Brian Greene, yes -- there are other universes outside our own. But I doubt Nancy Mace could wrap that tiny mind around any of it.
Don't worry, Nancy. If the drones are actually from "outside the universe" (which...um, there is no "outside" the universe, but of course she probably thinks "the universe" means "our solar system" because she's a fucking dumbass), they'll take one look at the GOP and say "oh fuck this shit" and head over to Mars instead.
But around here people like to fly their drones at night. One of my husband's friends invited us up to a local park to watch him fly his drone at night. Does this not happen in NJ???
Hopefully, they would decide, as in the Hitchhiker's Guide, that we're harmless. With so many politicians who can't get their heads out of their own asses, it's unlikely we could pose a threat to a more advanced planet.
All I can say is, pity the Bahamians. Gotta admire Nancy's flexibility - putting her head up her own ass. And she's admiring the view. Aliens are disappointed in the lack of nutrition in their brains.
Speaking of the nutrition starved brains, we're also going to have MTG teaming up with Elonia and Rancidswampy to run the bogus Department of Government Inefficiency. In addition to that trio of fuckwads, we have Comer Cud spewing his usual bullshit and his desire to cut everything he can get his grubby hands on. This nightmare hasn't even officially started yet and I'm already counting the days for the next congressional election.
Unfortunately, there's no chance that Trump will ever say he was joking all along regarding the Walker announcement (or any of the other appointments which look more like trolling than serious choices to build an administration.)
This is the truly scary part, as reported by Tristan Snell: less than 240K voters in three states decided the election November 5. And now, these crazy people have ruined our lives and our country. WTF.
but it is kinda fun watching the GOP try to decide whether they want to keep the electoral college or not... and that dictates which opposite position they'll accuse the Dems of this news cycle... and yes, I do take my comic relief where I can get it these days!
Permian, What a great example American Exceptionalism! Three states decide on behalf of all fifty! Think of the efficiency and savings in time, money, anguish, etc., if the other states didn’t need to put presidential candidates on the ballot, at all!
VP Harris only lost by 1.6%! Asshole did not win by a landslide and in fact, he has the lowest margin in history. His team of adulterers, felons, mentally unstable men along with the multitude of billionaires and millionaires in his corner, doesn’t mean that one of them won’t succumb to an untimely demise. Might not happen when we want it to but it will happen.
Most likely, they're our military drones. They display the red and green lights mandated by the FAA. They're probably searching for something they don't want the public to know about because as some screenwriter said about Americans in general, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH." Nancy Mace is crazier than a shithouse rat, and she's stealing valuable heat from Sporktoes. Now that's a ladies' room encounter I'd like to overhear.
Almost all of them are airplanes, helicopters, satellites, or stars, viewed with alarm by people who never really looked at the sky until the past couple weeks. Of the few actual drones (about 100 out of 5000 reports, IIRC), most are recreational drones, with a few operated by news channels or police departments mixed in. Drones that have violated restricted space? 2 cases this month. Military drones? Zero.
It was on CNN citing some FBI source about how many videos had been sent to them and how few even required investigating to find out what the lights were.
That's what watching Fox News from morning til night does to your brain. We know some of these folks. They don't believe Jan. 6 actually happened, because Fox News didn't show video of it.
I read a legal argument filed in some Trump case (can't remember which because I really try to forget that shit before it gets lodged in a part of my brain it can't disappear from) -- ALL of the media sources cited in support of the argument were Breitbart, for fuck's sake. No sane, semi-intelligent person would believe a word published by Brietbart. Usually, when all you've got to support your argument is from Breitbart, you're fucked -- unless you're talking to the current Supremes, of course, which is probably what the defense is/was hoping for.
The Herschel Walker nomination is not that difficult to understand. People in the Bahamas are majority black, therefor you need a black ambassador to communicate with them!
Oh, and if I were Ruby Freeman or Shaye Moss I would be looking for a nice house in another country. I hope they both have passports; they might need them after January 20th.
As for the rest of the GQP; we they're all just cavemen throwing rocks at the moon.
Ole' Herschel can't communicate with anyone. He is illiterate and has brain damage. It is an insult to Bahamas and to the American people that he would be nominated. Oh, Lord. How I wish congress would do their job and shoot down some of the worst nominations.
When I saw the Herschel nomination this is exactly what I thought too. Trump decided that it would have to be a black guy to go to the black country. Walker is lucky, so far he's the only black appointed to anything in the Trump shit show.
Well at least the house ethics committee is going to release their report on Gaetz. So if he did anything wrong, he’ll face some serious consequences. Oh wait. No he won’t. 🙄
I was a member of our diplomatic corps for 21 years, and confess that I spent most of my time at our embassies overseas pondering whether I would prefer to be a vampire or a werewolf. I guess it would depend on which would be allowed to use Nancy Mace's bathroom.
So... you'd pick the one that couldn't use hers, surely? I'd want to avoid being in the same space, even for a brief period of time. Nancy Mace isn't just dim, she's also most of the way to bugfuck nuts.
O.M.G. Can’t all of those morons ever keep their mouths shut?
And the poor Bahamians, to lose Ambassador Roulette and get Werewolf Walker.
I feel like we are living in the worst episode of the Twilight Zone. I asked a friend who voted for Trump what he thought about all this, he thinks it’s funny, amusing, and don’t I have a sense of humor? Lighten up! he said.
Space Farce is the sequel to Spaceballs, but not nearly as funny and the director is a fuckwit (apologies to Mel Brooks)
someone made a short-lived sitcom called Space Force that streamed on Netflix. it wasn't very good, and it pains me to say that, because I'm friends with some of the cast members
There's a tragedy in wasting an awesome title on something that crashes on launch - sort of like "Office of the President of the United States" post Jan20, 2025.
I loved "Space Force." I suppose I just tanked any credibility I have.
Nah. We all have our guilty pleasures.
We did, too. So sarcastic and funny we thought.
I liked it. 😬
;)
Agreed. Not my favorite show. But I did enjoy Carrell & Malkovich quite a bit in it!
It wasn't a classic, but I enjoyed it, especially when the Orange Asshole decided to create his own Space Force. He has no detectable sense of humor, so either he overheard the name and had no idea the TV show existed, or he thought the show was a documentary.
I think he thinks "YMCA" is about affordable housing.
OMG 😂😂😂😂 I thought you were gonna say "I was friends with some of the aliens"!!! 🛸
😂😂😂😂!!!
I tried watching it because—Steve Carell and John Malkovich in a comedy series about a goofy general tasked to run Space Force? Sign me up!
😮💨 🤷♂️
I thought I'd heard Obama actually founded Space Force—because he was due to undergo *pon farr*, and needed to return to his native Vulcan before he went berzerk and killed every idiot in Congress. Not that most Americans wouldn't have cheered that part of it, it's just then Trump would yell, "See! SEE! I told you he's not a REAL American!"
...right before Obama shut him up with the Vulcan Death Grip.
I liked the show Space Force ok! It was enjoyable.
I LOVED Space Force. If was a riot but I'm old & maybe I missed something?
Yeah, well, I'm old too. But I don't think we missed anything. Maybe these young whippersnappers don't appreciate John Malkovich?
Reading the news is like taking a one way flight to Island of Mind Masturbation. I'm so damn glad as of tonight, I get to chase my little grandkids around my house for two weeks. Great distraction. Hopefully, my daughter's dogs won't piss on everything.
Bon chance Lisa, it’s likely a great distraction from the fuckery of the epoch!!
The company she worked for just fired her and her entire department. About 140 people, yesterday. The company gets their medical parts from China. They're cutting entire departments and restructuring the company. Merry fucking Christmas. So, she's coming home.
why do these outfits do it at Xmas? or do we just notice these firings at this time of the year because it's this time of the year?
Because they're assholes. She had feeling that something was in the works. She started interviewing for a job. She's a biologist and a EMT. EMT jobs don't pay shit. You think saving a life would be valuable. Not in this country. Yeah, a lot people were crying on Zoom. Soul crushing for some. She was just mad as hell. She's a tough cookie.
No, it's a deliberate strategy to make you feel worse. My husband was injured on the job early in our marriage (their fault, a permanent injury), I was pregnant, and they fired him the Monday before Thanksgiving. What do I think of employers? They're not nice people. Generally, a criminal class. I will say, when I was dotcomming, it was more fun than I ever had, but they pretty much ran the company into the ground in three years. I worked hard, made a lot of money, and paid for my son's college education. My supervisors and managers and I got along really well, and they were the only honest, appreciative management I ever really met.
Stock up on your See’s, gummies, alcohol, walking/running away shoes, etc. Same thing happened to one of my kids. Changing the locks so she and the dogs can’t get in. Just kidding, of course. I will relegate her to the laundry room.
Is mind masterbation anything like being fuck witted? If so, I’m there for it.
🤣🤣🤣 Yep!
Oy Vey! My daughter has two dogs, ages 12 and 9, who were here for Thanksgiving and will be here again for Chrismanukkah. One (or both) leaves a pile of 💩 right on my dining room floor! Fun times!
I hear ya. The French bulldog wears diapers. It's a rescue dog. Even her cat is coming. It's all good. But...😅
Lol. I have a dog and a cat and my son is coming with his two cats. My poor dog is outnumbered (she’s pretty good about it).
Darling, have a swig of something before the festivities begin! Here’s to you and to me, too!🍹🍹
Here's to us sister!! 🍻❤️❤️
Try walking them
I hear you. I was feeling very sad last night. I have to limit my exposure to this insanity. I was feeling pretty hopeless.
When you feel like that, take a break and do something meaningful.
I've been playing George Winston all morning. Taking a breath. Refocus my energies. Good advice, Stephen.
I've been playing old 80s stuff like A-Ha and the Traveling Wilburys. But my fave is George Harrison's album from 1970, "All Things Must Pass."
I've been playing Morriseys EVERY DAY IS LIKE SUNDAY. over & over, like there's
no tomorrow. 🥺
Lisa! I need to come visit...I have a feeling together we would feel a lot better about things! ✌️
Amen to that. After the holidays. Let's work on that. I would love it. ❤️
I think so!!!!
Good for you, Lisa. I retire October next year at age 72 and will be doing everything I haven’t been able to do for 55 years….read, walk the dogs more, make new friends, volunteer a bit. Good luck to you!
You too! Enjoy!
Yeah, I've found lots of cool old movies to watch on Tubi. It really helps, along with those gummies.
Great distraction PLUS all the free candy you can eat, I hope?? lol! Yum!😋
Mmmm, See’s Candy ❤️ I was just in See’s yesterday. The store is next door to my bank, and whenever I go to the bank (not often), I always stop in at See’s.
Lisa, it may help that you’re dreaming of Willy Wonka. Yes. I concur. This Substack is what helps. That of Clay Jones too. (Claytoonz)
And it pisses me off that it basically stole the Starfleet insignia.
Oh but that's what he dies, lie, cheat, AND steal. He's the whole (criminal) package!
OMG,OMG,OMG. 4 YEARS OF THIS SHIT. I will be going crazy.
I was going to participate in Dry January but I really don't see that happening now...
On the contrary, I'll be switching from alcohol to heroin.
(JK, BTW. I actually don't even drink anymore. I can't mix it with my meds)
Or, maybe I'll just go straight to cyanide and skip the slow death.
Paula, same. Menopause suddenly made any amount of alcohol give me a splitting headache. I am now at 68 taking Indica gummies to stay sane.
I wish those gummies weren't so expensive! I loved how well they worked.
Oh Paula, why stop at heroin? Give fentanyl a try!
No! My husband took what he thought was oxycontin (pain from that work injury) that his best friend gave him (sourced from a street corner) and I came home to find him unconscious on the floor. After the EMTs came and left, I learned what happened, and the moral is: no drugs from criminal best friends that were sourced from street corners. You don't know what it is. Stick to those prescriptions.
HOLY MOLY!
I am fortunate to have a rare reaction to opiates: instead of a CNS depressant, they have a stimulant effect. It's almost impossible for me to OD. The downside is, I can't take them near bedtime because they keep me wide-awake. I suffer from terrible chronic pain, but can't take pain medication when I need it most. I have to go to bed 12 hours before I want to wake up, and I only get about 6 hours of actual sleep. 🙃
PS: my prescription drug coverage does not cover medical Marijuana. Most emphatically not, as I found out when I called Humana.
I would love to try fentanyl! But only if it's pharmaceutical grade. I have a feeling it would still have that weird stimulant effect tho
You never know. Consider trying a fentanyl patch, beginning of course with the lowest dosage. It can take 48hrs to build up a staeady state blood level of the active med to begin to get good pain decrease.
😂😂😂😂
Nah....it's overrated. Or switch to gummies and naps.
Nancy Mace reminds me of the former Intelligence Committee or Michelle Bachman which reminds me of someone that the new administration would pick. I’m from MN so I have been scarred for life, pity me.
YIKES! Michelle Bachman. Hadn't thought about that nut job for awhile. 😂😳
Nancy Mace has serious mental health issues.
I WISH I could nap . I have had horrible insomnia for more than 10 years , the meds are not working anymore. Alcohol makes it worse, Marijuana helps very slightly.
CBN is what finally helped me sleep -- it's one of the CBDs that the hemp companies are singling out. It's not psychoactive (like THC is) and helps with pain too. Without it, I probably would be out yelling obscenities at the sky and my asshole neighbors every day... :)
Ahhh... I'm so sorry. Alcohol does interfere with sleep.
I’ve been a nightowl & insomniac my entire life. My bedtime regimen is
Restoril 30mg, Benedryl 50mg & the muscle relaxant tizanidine 4mg x2
Puts me right out. 😁
I want your prescriber ! I need to talk to my Dr, the Trazodone isn't working at all like it used to. Nightmares often now too.
Gummy’s are always good, but a blunt is preferable… Greg Olear loves his Manhattans, do you watch the 5-8 on YT or read Prevail Susan?
No...but I'll look it up!!
My local nursery carries CBD lollipops; I bought a bunch for friends.
Great stocking stuffer! :)
🤣❤️🤣
I just bought a bottle of really good margarita mix. I plan to finish it rapidly.
Cadillac Margaritas are excellent, but its too cold in my neck of the woods Carol
Thank you! Just drilled down far enough into my email backlog and saw this reply. I'll put it on my shopping list, Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1. It's in the single digits here currently but the taste of margaritas makes me think of warm memories so I'll bundle up and suck them down.
Best to lose that thought for the next four at least Arne!
I like a dry vodka martini, just wave a bottle of vermouth over it.
Is it too early to mix a Manhattan????
A really good old fashioned. I had a couple in San Diego that tasted like burnt sugar. Yum!!
Oooooh…yes. That sounds yummy. Let’s figure out how to make that!
I had given up drinking wine to save calories & lose some weight. Those days are over now
Picked the wrong year to quit drinking? (And smoking, and sniffing glue?)
This next four years will be beyond our imaginations of bizarro-bullshit-crazy making-galaxy of stupidly cruel weirdo assholes. (Not enough words to describe how awful.)
True dat Sarah!!
We’ll be lucky if it is just 4 years. 😫
I believe that will become more apparent with full-tilt fascism’s warm embrace Susan!!
I'm stocking up on weed, especially since Dan fucking Patrick is going to make thc illegal again in Texas without a prescription when the lege goes into session (and just as Trump is getting settled in). This includes hemp-derived thc, which is legal in most states now -- the liquor and beer industrial complex is unhappy that legal hemp is cutting into their business.
I'm usually maddest at Gov Dr Evil and fucking Ken Paxton, the crooked AG, but Dan Patrick just hit the top of my list.
I so get it! Was pissed when Cancun Cruz won again. Allred ran a terrific race. Sigh…
They’re all execrable tosspots Poco, ignorant people elect ignorant nooks!!
We're legal in Minnesota. We had a sweet harvest this year. I'm ready for anything.
I was born & raised in Uvalde, TX but I’m so glad to be living in NM now.
Still have family in Kerrville & Seguin but don’t plan on visiting any time soon; unfortunately they’re all magas
I had to stop thinking of it that way. "A lot can slip between the cup and the lip."
Which usually ends up in my lap Patty!!
Or on my blue suede shoes, LOL
Mace: "something from outside the universe"? Is there anything outside of the universe (beyond her brain, which does indeed appear to be in another dimension)?
According to people like Stephen Hawking and Brian Greene, yes -- there are other universes outside our own. But I doubt Nancy Mace could wrap that tiny mind around any of it.
Rod Serling could write a number of stories about the fuckery that goes on in these deranged derps heads David!!
“Mooks”
Don't worry, Nancy. If the drones are actually from "outside the universe" (which...um, there is no "outside" the universe, but of course she probably thinks "the universe" means "our solar system" because she's a fucking dumbass), they'll take one look at the GOP and say "oh fuck this shit" and head over to Mars instead.
The fucking dumbest people get elected by the dumbest people. Politics are a reflection of the general public.
You’re so very Right On Lisa!
That is so sad.
I so agree. Why would they waste their time with us. All they have to do is sit back and watch us destroy ourselves.
Maybe that's what the drones are about. They've brought their own popcorn and are hovering above "giggling" at our self-destruction.
🎼 We'll Make Great Pets.
But around here people like to fly their drones at night. One of my husband's friends invited us up to a local park to watch him fly his drone at night. Does this not happen in NJ???
Reminds me of the song "A TV Show Called Earth" (Philip Labes).
And it'll be a very short wait.
And our very planet. I'm not surprised to see climate change pass the "No Return" to "Quickly Dying" phase.
Hopefully, they would decide, as in the Hitchhiker's Guide, that we're harmless. With so many politicians who can't get their heads out of their own asses, it's unlikely we could pose a threat to a more advanced planet.
True dat Nancy, ignorance is not only rampant in this country, but appears to be contagious!!
A daily dose of substack will help fight the contagion
All I can say is, pity the Bahamians. Gotta admire Nancy's flexibility - putting her head up her own ass. And she's admiring the view. Aliens are disappointed in the lack of nutrition in their brains.
Speaking of the nutrition starved brains, we're also going to have MTG teaming up with Elonia and Rancidswampy to run the bogus Department of Government Inefficiency. In addition to that trio of fuckwads, we have Comer Cud spewing his usual bullshit and his desire to cut everything he can get his grubby hands on. This nightmare hasn't even officially started yet and I'm already counting the days for the next congressional election.
Maybe to our advantage, the rethugs all hate each other and only get to gather when they need to use each other.
With those three deranged over inflated egos, that's very likely.
Unfortunately, there's no chance that Trump will ever say he was joking all along regarding the Walker announcement (or any of the other appointments which look more like trolling than serious choices to build an administration.)
Trump should wear his orange sanitation worker's vest to his inauguration. All his proposed cabinet appointees certainly look like trash collection.
Good one, Sharon! Spot on!
Bravo, Sharon! BRAVO!!
The orange fungus (apologies to fungi) has no desire whatsoever to build an administration. That's the entire point: a giant FU to the country
Nope. All the insane appointments are his fuck you to all of us.
Notice he sent the former black football player with no relevant experience and CTE to the predominantly Black nation...
Itʻs a black job. [obvious sarcasm!]
I'm sure he's very proud that he thought of matching them up!
Herschel should be ambassador to the Commonwealth of the Bananas
If I were Shaye or Ruby, I would beat him with the mic. But they have more class than I do
Strangle first, then pummel. Leave it to the professionals, we get the job done.
Then, KILL HIM AGAIN, just to make sure.
This is the truly scary part, as reported by Tristan Snell: less than 240K voters in three states decided the election November 5. And now, these crazy people have ruined our lives and our country. WTF.
https://substack.com/@tristansnell/note/c-81832048?r=1wwj2x&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
And that’s why the GOP will never give up the electoral college. 🤬
LDFF must think it’s the electoral collage; that’s why his cabinet looks the way it does. Torn out of the police blotter.
but it is kinda fun watching the GOP try to decide whether they want to keep the electoral college or not... and that dictates which opposite position they'll accuse the Dems of this news cycle... and yes, I do take my comic relief where I can get it these days!
Permian, What a great example American Exceptionalism! Three states decide on behalf of all fifty! Think of the efficiency and savings in time, money, anguish, etc., if the other states didn’t need to put presidential candidates on the ballot, at all!
VP Harris only lost by 1.6%! Asshole did not win by a landslide and in fact, he has the lowest margin in history. His team of adulterers, felons, mentally unstable men along with the multitude of billionaires and millionaires in his corner, doesn’t mean that one of them won’t succumb to an untimely demise. Might not happen when we want it to but it will happen.
It'll be so interesting to hear his report "Did you know the Bahamas are surrounded by water?" It's really wet, in terms of water.
Werewolves don’t like water.
Most likely, they're our military drones. They display the red and green lights mandated by the FAA. They're probably searching for something they don't want the public to know about because as some screenwriter said about Americans in general, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH." Nancy Mace is crazier than a shithouse rat, and she's stealing valuable heat from Sporktoes. Now that's a ladies' room encounter I'd like to overhear.
Almost all of them are airplanes, helicopters, satellites, or stars, viewed with alarm by people who never really looked at the sky until the past couple weeks. Of the few actual drones (about 100 out of 5000 reports, IIRC), most are recreational drones, with a few operated by news channels or police departments mixed in. Drones that have violated restricted space? 2 cases this month. Military drones? Zero.
Ok, the Occam's razor explanation works. Can you share the source of your info?
It was on CNN citing some FBI source about how many videos had been sent to them and how few even required investigating to find out what the lights were.
One photo that a Repub official sent in was actually a photo of the Big Dipper 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How are they this stupid??!
And their supporters...
That's what watching Fox News from morning til night does to your brain. We know some of these folks. They don't believe Jan. 6 actually happened, because Fox News didn't show video of it.
I read a legal argument filed in some Trump case (can't remember which because I really try to forget that shit before it gets lodged in a part of my brain it can't disappear from) -- ALL of the media sources cited in support of the argument were Breitbart, for fuck's sake. No sane, semi-intelligent person would believe a word published by Brietbart. Usually, when all you've got to support your argument is from Breitbart, you're fucked -- unless you're talking to the current Supremes, of course, which is probably what the defense is/was hoping for.
Today I saw a lifted pu pulling a trailer. On the trailer was an old vintage decked out for Christmas. And sporting 3 flags. Eggs tho! 🤯
I am trying to decipher your post but not making much headway.
They're all like Mr. Magoo....just blindly weaving their way through death and destruction, and somehow avoiding stepping into open manholes.
Perfecto!
😘
It takes a lotta hard work:-)
Missing frontal cortex possibly Dawna!!
With over 8 million people in the world now it figures that some would arrive with a few missing parts.
That's 8.2 billion, my man. We exceeded the capacity of the planet to sustain our knob-brained species a long time ago.
Oh you knew what I meant.
Let's Go Darwin !
Oh, but it’s fun! If only stupid wasn’t running the entire country. 😩
The Herschel Walker nomination is not that difficult to understand. People in the Bahamas are majority black, therefor you need a black ambassador to communicate with them!
Oh, and if I were Ruby Freeman or Shaye Moss I would be looking for a nice house in another country. I hope they both have passports; they might need them after January 20th.
As for the rest of the GQP; we they're all just cavemen throwing rocks at the moon.
Ole' Herschel can't communicate with anyone. He is illiterate and has brain damage. It is an insult to Bahamas and to the American people that he would be nominated. Oh, Lord. How I wish congress would do their job and shoot down some of the worst nominations.
When I saw the Herschel nomination this is exactly what I thought too. Trump decided that it would have to be a black guy to go to the black country. Walker is lucky, so far he's the only black appointed to anything in the Trump shit show.
Trump knows there are a lot of sharks in the Bahamas and it might take a werewolf to stand up to them if the electric boat battery fails.
Keep the hits comin', Sharon!
You forget about that poor soul who was nommed to head HUD, Scott Turner.
Because only Blah people live in subsidized housing.
Which was why he named Ben Carson to the same post last Admin? ;)
Exactamundo
I like the idea that the New Jersey reaction to possible drones is the same one they had when Orson Welles broadcast The War of The Worlds.
I'm not worrying about the New Jersey drones until they show up over Grovers Mill.
😂😂😂
Well at least the house ethics committee is going to release their report on Gaetz. So if he did anything wrong, he’ll face some serious consequences. Oh wait. No he won’t. 🙄
Are they going to release it? For real?
Yup! 😊
promises, promises
An embarrassment of riches. For reals. For the species. So dumb I’m at a genuine loss for words.
Things will get worse. Probably much much worse. But I can’t see how they will attain this level of stupid.
But a betting person would be advised to take the over.
I’m taking the “over”as well Neal!!
"It is inconceivable that the federal government has no answers..."
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Princess Brides’s Vizzini!
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
I was a member of our diplomatic corps for 21 years, and confess that I spent most of my time at our embassies overseas pondering whether I would prefer to be a vampire or a werewolf. I guess it would depend on which would be allowed to use Nancy Mace's bathroom.
So... you'd pick the one that couldn't use hers, surely? I'd want to avoid being in the same space, even for a brief period of time. Nancy Mace isn't just dim, she's also most of the way to bugfuck nuts.
O.M.G. Can’t all of those morons ever keep their mouths shut?
And the poor Bahamians, to lose Ambassador Roulette and get Werewolf Walker.
I feel like we are living in the worst episode of the Twilight Zone. I asked a friend who voted for Trump what he thought about all this, he thinks it’s funny, amusing, and don’t I have a sense of humor? Lighten up! he said.
Speechless.
Oh, yeah, REAL fuckin' funny, isn't it...🙄
lots of disappointment comin when maga connects the dots ... WTF? whataya mean we gotta live by the same rules?
IDIOCRASY
It’s what plants crave!
Perfect…😱
I keep saying Charlie Booker stopped writing “Black Mirror” episodes because we are living them now in real time.