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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

ok, contest for the day: who can identify where "fuckity bye" comes from

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Kay-El's avatar

Hmmm, I can’t claim credit, but I do say fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck on occasion

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Steve B's avatar

It sounds like something Roman Roy would say, but probably not in this case. Using Google is cheating!

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Donald Koller's avatar

My second guess was Hit Girl from Kick-Ass.

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Donald Koller's avatar

I instantly thought Roman Roy.

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Sharon Horton's avatar

Jonathan Pie? (He seems to be the UK version of what Jeff would sound like if he did videos instead of substacks.)

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Tess's avatar

While I prefer it came from your original thinking- if googled- comes from a Scottish man!

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Lewis Black? Say, I miss the Fuck out of him! What’s he been the Fuck up to, anyway?

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Wendy Gorski's avatar

IN THE LOOP's Malcolm Tucker

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Monnina's avatar

Armando Iannucci’s character, spin doctor Malcolm Tucker, out of his political comedy The Thick of It, magnificently played as embodied malice by the actor Peter Capaldi ?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

winner winner chicken dinner

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

the judges will accept this! the film is "In The Loop."

now, what character says it?

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She Said It's avatar

Nobody told me there would be tests! My best friend from childhood used to exclaim "cock suckin' mother fuckin' b ball bitch". I don't know how b ball got thrown in, but it made the whole thing more poetic.

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SeekingReason's avatar

😄😂

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Elaine the Mean Old Feminist's avatar

I can't wait till Saturday morning when I'm on the sidewalk at PP rubbing salt in the wounds of the womb sniffers who harass patients. Also, in the last three months, my clinic defender group has driven two womb sniffers away from the churches they were leading or attending by picketing there on Sunday mornings. We rock so fucking hard we should be convulsing in orgasm.

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Steve B's avatar

I will now steal "womb sniffers." You may have, "god-botherers" if you don't have it already.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Thank you for your service!

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Deb's avatar

You are absolutely heroes! TYSM!!!

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joanne g murphy's avatar

Conveniently left out of TFG's post was the reason for Tate Reeves' "resounding victory" : The state of Mississippi (no, ya think?!) conveniently managed to "run out of ballots" in predominantly-Black voting districts. I surely hope this election is headed for a lawsuit. Marc Elias, are you listening?

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Mary Hall's avatar

Randi Rhodes was saying that they ran out of ballots five times and only gave them about 100 ballots each time. WTF????

I think everyone should be automatically registered when they turn 18 and that every state should have 100% mail-in voting. It works great in many states and the US military has used it since the Civil War.

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Kay-El's avatar

I’m fortunate I live in a state that has mail-in

voting. Even my previous state got with the program once they realized how well it worked during the pandemic. I do kind of miss going to the polls though. I always took the kids when they were little too emphasize the importance of voting. They lived those little stickers!

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Joey Jobaa's avatar

Automatic voter registration and vote by mail is a no-brainer. That’s why Repugs will never support it.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

What I don’t get is their voters would like it too.

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joanne g murphy's avatar

Yes but the math is against them. The Democratic party is the bigger party and heavy turnout consistently favors Democratic victories.

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Deb's avatar

I don't think they really want voters of ANY kind. I mean Donnie FF already said in one of his rambling, evil-brained, rally monologues that people shouldn't bother voting. I just wish the 'talking heads' would take seriously all the shit that he says, instead of just coming for the show!

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Sky 777's avatar

Yeah. It might cause the masses and the uppity young people to (gasp) vote!

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

OMGoddess.... can you imagine the sheer havoc wreaked by young people voting. 😳😳🙄

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Sky 777's avatar

Oh yes. My favorite fantasy. Because it will come true!

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

Ah, yes; the audacity of them! Must add anyone who isn't pale, male and rich.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Necessary havoc.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Well, duh, Charlie.... 🙄

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Wait, wait. It's a brainer, because the Repugs are no brainers.

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SeekingReason's avatar

LOL!

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HulitC's avatar

And when they needed to extend voting hours because of this, Repubs shut them down. Talk about stealing an election! I vote for a do-over.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Works perfectly in Washington State. There are steel impenetrable drop-boxes all over the place.

I have one just 1/2 mile from my residence. They mail me a ballot, I study the voter's pamphlet, then fill the ballot out while sitting in the bathroom.

On the way to the store, drop it off into the drop box 1/2 mile away. No lines, no waiting, no "mysterious lack of ballots" no "fines for bringing me water" for fucks, fucking sake.

This horse shit going on in \Mississippi/ is simply criminal. It's medieval. Those assholes in charge need to be thrown in jail for a month for every ballot they did not deliver. Then fired and sent to Gaza to do community service.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Word Doc! I was a Dem election observer in Pierce County for a couple of years and I left that job thinking that we had the best voting system available anywhere. You're so right -- there's a paper trail, no lines to wait in, no stupid machines to break down or be hacked, and no running out of ballots FFS. Everyone who is registered gets a ballot and a voter's guide. The elections supervisors work hard to make sure that every vote is accurately counted.

Jeezuz, if only the Rethugs would put as much effort and creativity into making our country a better place for everyone instead of a select few, think how great we really would be! Hell, I'm so old I remember when we were the envy of the fking world in terms of tech, healthcare, and education. Rethugs ruined everything.

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HulitC's avatar

Probably no one will see this here other than maybe Mary Hall, and even Mary might not be able to read it because it might be behind a paywall, but here goes:

This article in The Bulwark points out how in Mississippi absentee ballots are rejected at a higher rate than elsewhere & very often not even opened! (& they don’t allow early voting)

https://plus.thebulwark.com/p/counting-on-the-vote-counters?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Can’t believe it’s not already. The election should never have been called. The moment I heard that Reeves had won, I knew there was frothy bullshit afoot. If I had my way, it’d be a full investigation starting at 12:01 a.m. 11/08. After all, how many times are these painfully obvious middle school pranks with our voting rights going to be shrugged off as “Hey, what are you gonna do about it now?” Clearly there were premeditated actions taken to prevent targeted voters from voting.

I’ve clerked elections before. This is so suspicious.

I’d be looking at the people who packed the kits, who had possession of the kit prior to 7:00 a.m. 11/7 and

I think it’s shovel and pitchfork time for the peasants forced to endure such discrimination against their constitutional voting rights.

Abortion was an enshrined constitutional right that was TAKEN from us. The SCOTUS purpose is to protect our rights not deny them. Shelby vs Holder took away voting protections for this exact purpose, to manipulate the vote on Republicans behalf.

This is what in IMHO is every bit as much cheating as trying to vote more than once in any election 🗳️. There’s a reason MI is suffering from stupidity.

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JerryBier's avatar

Sorry, but it's not MI (my state) the two-letter designation for Mississippi is MS.

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Sorry. Little distractions. I do know it’s MS. No offense intended

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JerryBier's avatar

Oh, I figured that. No worries. Peace my friend.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Ok. What the fuck is that picture with the knights templar on horseback???? That's the wierdest fucking thing I've seen today. The tiny toy tank?? Helicopters floating by??? I seriously want a print of that.

Oh and yeah, I'll vote sexy any time and I'm fucking old.

Give me weed and sex !!!

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

It’s a picture of Ohiossissippi.That’s JD in the front leading the way with Governor DeWine and Fran just behind him.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Poor horses.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Perhaps it's a preview of the tangerine turd and his deranged disciple's plan for their proposed Project 2025. With the brown shirt agenda, it's enough to scare the living shit out of any of the good folks who support democracy and our way of life. The felonious fuckhead has taken his twisted extremism to a whole new level and another good reason why he must be imprisoned and defeated.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

He doesn't know how to copy and paste convincingly.

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HulitC's avatar

With a backup abortion policy

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

😂

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Carol's avatar

Don’t you just love how Republicans spew “the people have spoken” when nutcases like the orange buffoon are elected ... but go complete apeshit when the people’s clear voice tells them to stay the hell away from women’s bodies?

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SeekingReason's avatar

But the people had spoken clearly for Hillary to win. Not baby Donny. He did not win the popular vote. The voices of the left have been denied throughout history in the US.

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Lamorindalinda's avatar

"We can't give into the idea that the federal Congress has no role in this

matter," Wait, wait, wait. This from the republicans who have been screaming about abortion being decided by the states? Can these people ever make up their fucking minds? JD Vance is an absolute imbecile. Harvard or no Harvard.

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Carol's avatar

I don’t know how Vance ever got elected. Would you vote for someone who trashed his/your whole region as inbred and mentally deficient? I sure wouldn’t. Yeesh!

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Karen Livolsi's avatar

Carol, I’m so angry that the DNC left a fine candidate as Tim Ryan in a lurch. JD Vance is snake oil salesman and punk. Harvard’s standards of academic integrity has left much to be desired and lessened greatly from their once ivory towers now soot blacked and decrepit with corruption.

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Carol's avatar

I agree. I can’t stand Vance! He was invited to speak at UC Davis a few years ago and I wrote an LTE in protest. We wouldn’t even consider welcoming a speaker who would trash African-Americans, Asian, or Latino/a people. Why is it ok for someone to trash Appalachians? Nothing changed, of course, but maybe a few people went “Hmmm.”

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Lena Fontaine's avatar

It's a big assumption that the people who voted for him can read.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. Gotta love how Chump blames Mitch for Cameron’s loss when we all know it was the Taint of Trump™ that did him in.

2. Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the whole point of Dobbs to give abortion rights back to the states? Now that the states are enshrining those rights in their constitution, RWNJ’s want a federal ban. Talk about sore losers.

3. I bet some clever person can come up with lyrics akin to the Addams Family for the Fraud Family

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Openly Fae's avatar

The point is abortion gets banned. They don't care how or at what level, but some woman somewhere may decide she doesn't want to deliver a MAN'S HOLY AND RIGHTEOUS HEIR and that's just a thought they can't live with, even if they raped her, she's their niece, and delivering the HOLY AND RIGHTEOUS HEIR might kill her.

Or in the case of someone I'm familiar with, all three.

Some men just want to control everything, even things going on in other people's bodies. It's bullshit.

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Kay-El's avatar

It’s just so fucking hypocritical (surprise, surprise). They got what they wanted, but when it got turned back on them, they whine and tear their sackcloths. SMH

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Karla's avatar

What they really wanted and expected was that women and the men who love them would sit down

and shut up. They completely underestimated the fury over Dobbs.

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Openly Fae's avatar

With them, what they want and what they need never coincide and that's why they're angry all the time.

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Steve B's avatar

1. You've forced me to think about "Trump's taint" and now I've shared that with everyone.

2. The whole point of Dobbs was to PRETEND to give the decisions back to the States, and then rush in the trigger laws, plan for a Federal ban, and other crap to take away the right altogether. Republicans aren't about to start GIVING you things. Abortion is a MEDICAL procedure! WTF?

3. I'll leave this to better songwriters, but yeah, it would fit very well.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂😂 now I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT!

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J.R.'s avatar

Cameron had 3 strikes against him winning the gubernatorial race vs Beshear:

1) The Trump Taint. ‘Nuff said.

2) The McConnell Taint (he is very unpopular with Trumpies here after his opposition to Jan 6).

3) His race. Believe it or not, there Kentuckians who’d rather vote against MAGA than vote for an educated, well-spoken man of color.

Old habits, even the worst and most toxic, die hard. Imagine GOP voters voting against a black man! s/

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HulitC's avatar

I’ve been wondering how Tim Scott thought Repubs would elect him. (Hell, even Nikki Haley seems a stretch to be their commander in chief.)

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J.R.'s avatar

not sure. assuming Trump doesn’t/can’t run, she seems to be a challenging candidate; however, one wonders if the evangelicals--which, as a demographic, supported post-9/11 torture against Muslims at a higher rate than any other group, and have given their odious Orange Savior a pass on sexual assaults, adultry with porn stars, deadly insurrections, et al--would set aside their aversion to women in positions of leadership.

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HulitC's avatar

My point exactly. They don’t believe women should be in positions of leadership. (Remember Black men got the vote before women did, & now some Repubs think we need to turn the clock back on “letting” women vote too!!)

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

What about Beshear's dad being the previous governor and family ties to the area?

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J.R.'s avatar

So far as I know, Andy Beshear benefited from the family name with free recognition, a name that antagonized GOP legislators and citizens alike; however, his performance as governor has been very successful for the state and its citizens. Of note, his daily press conferences during COVID; his tireless efforts to assist the communities devastated by catastrophic flooding; and other areas slammed by deadly tornadoes.

Andy has carved out his own persona and is a much better leader and governor than his dad ever was.

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

You go on his Instagram page and some of the comments are really rude which makes me think they are fake. Also I got some scathing texts from the KY gop on election day making me think they knew they were losing but not going down without being absolutely deplorable.

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Joey Jobaa's avatar

Randy Rainbow does comedic political songs. There’s also a couple who are great but can’t remember their names

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Kay-El's avatar

I watch every one of Randy’s parodies. They’re fabulous.

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HulitC's avatar

Oops, wrote mine before seeing you’d already said it. (Great minds?)

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HulitC's avatar

Check in with Randy Rainbow. Maybe he already has!

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Janine's avatar

I think I played fraud family 10 times already. This and Jeweled encrusted fuck has made my day.

I love America!

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Lisa's avatar

I fucking love New Yorkers! First they run Margie Sporkfoot out of town and now they hurt Ivanka’s fee fees; keep up the great work NY! Signed, A Left Coaster

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Steve B's avatar

Yes, I couldn't really believe it this morning when Heather Cox Richardson told me:

"They are not alone in insisting that Republicans lost not because they are extremist but because they aren’t extremist enough. Georgia representative Marjorie Taylor Greene wrote that “Republicans are losing Republican voters because the base is fed up with weak Republicans who never do anything to actually stop the communist democrats…. The Republican Party is tone deaf and weak…. Republican voters are energized and can not [sic] wait to vote for President Trump…. [T]he Republican Party has only a short time to change their weak ways before they lose the base for years to come.”

Yes, PLEASE keep believing that. My dream since Nixon in 1972 and Reagan in 1984 with their almost complete red map after the election, is to see an election map that is all BLUE after a presidential race. 2024 COULD be the year if the Trumplicans keep being this fucking stupid. "Oh! You don't like the shit sandwich I made you? It must need more SHIT!! Here, let me help."

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Kay-El's avatar

I don’t understand how being even more extreme gets them brownie points. This election should have been a ten alarm wake-up call. However, I agree that they should keep on being even more insane so we can wipe a nice chunk off the election map.

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HulitC's avatar

IMO some of these people were elected BECAUSE they espoused getting rid of Roe. At first they didn’t really mean it, they just wanted Repugs to win but the religious fanatics were pushing this issue hard. It got to the point where I’d be reading opinion pieces about women who supposedly would vote Dem if the Dems would just be “pro fetus” (ugh!) Over the years Repug candidates really came to believe it was the deciding issue for the base (along with gun rights)

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

the Indies will run so fast and far from them. how fucking stupid.

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Kay-El's avatar

In this case stupidity is a win

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

I'm stealing! "Oh! You don't like the shit sandwich I made you? It must need more SHIT!! Here, let me help."

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

What the hell did she actually say?? Word salad. The only thing I can make out is "communist democrats..." good grief.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

the "jewel-encrusted fuck" suggests that someone just logged onto an artificial intelligence app for the first time, but hasn't quite gotten the bugs out. But humor aside, he is calling for violence.

I don't want to kink shame, but I'm surprised that anyone, even Mr Frothy Mix, would find abortion to be "sexy."

And speaking of abortion, here's the hill I will die on:

--The only people who should get a voice in the abortion debate are people with uteruses (uteri?) and eggs, who are capable of getting pregnant.--

Yes, I am excluding my post-menopausal self from this. I managed to get through 492 menstrual cycles without ever getting pregnant, hallefuckinglujah. I was fortunate to have access to good birth control, but I still had some pregnancy scares, and that sucked. I can't imagine what people who get pregnant and don't want to be go through. At this point, I am just here to support my younger sisters in any way I can. And anyone who has testicles instead of ovaries can support them too, but they certainly should have no voice in what rights they have to their own bodies.

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Deborah Lang's avatar

Who wrote the Cameron retraction post? Pretty sure "alleviate" is not in his vocabulary. lol

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Susan Niemann's avatar

BIG MAD! 😂 Seriously, what rock did Rick Santorum crawl out from under? He also said: "Pure democracies are not the way to run a country." Fuck that guy. And Ohio should not forget these assholes who want to ignore what the people voted for. That is some kind of audacity right there. Why cant Republicans just be conservatives instead of trying to overthrow democracy? ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

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Kay-El's avatar

I was texting with an Ohio friend this morning, congratulating Ohioans on their wins. He mentioned they’re not really a red state (more purple), but the gerrymandering makes it appear so.

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HulitC's avatar

Why did they vote for Vance then?

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Kay-El's avatar

🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m sure my friend didn’t. But I’ll ask why did Californians ever vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger? Because he was a well known actor. Vance is a well known author. Name recognition as opposed to actual policy.

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HulitC's avatar

I’m sure you’re right, but it seems Ohio has been pretty consistently red (except for Sherrie Brown!) I say that, but my deep blue NJ has gone in for too many Repubs in their day (big case in point is Christie)

Maybe Ohio, Iowa, & more will all turn blue this year!

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Kay-El's avatar

I love Sherrod Brown. I actually met him once. He’s the real deal.

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HulitC's avatar

Cool! He’s one of the many candidates to whom I donate money.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

and Jon Tester of Montana is fabulous!

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Did the Dems not come out? Ohio is a true swing state.

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HulitC's avatar

I’m not convinced this will stop them from voting Repub. They voted for thump in 2020, & their last couple governors are Repubs

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🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

I lived there, I definitely see them voting for him but they also voted for Obama. But once you're Maga, seems like Maga for life, at least right now.

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HulitC's avatar

I haven’t given up hope! (Thanks to Kay-El & friend)

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

They are really, REALLY following Anger Mango in their admiration for theocracies and despots.

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HulitC's avatar

Florida Repugs found a way to ignore letting former felons vote after voters approved it.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

That’s 💩 … can anything be done?

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HulitC's avatar

It seems not until they get rid of DeSatan. I lived in Miami for a while & thought the state was a lot like the NY area but with a Cuban flavor. Unfortunately a lot of the state isn’t much different than the states of Alabama or Mississippi.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Man, that sucks. 🙄

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Susan Niemann's avatar

WAIT. A friend of mine just now reminded me of the definition of "santorum". It begins with "A frothy mixture..." and maybe this is why Rick is literally an asshole. 🤣🤔

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Newton’s 2nd Law's avatar

If Hunter decides to abide by Comer’s subpoena, I would suggest some of the following dialogue.

Comer: “So Mr. Biden, regarding your membership on the Burisma Board, how did that come about?”

Hunter: “They called me. I answered the phone. They asked me to join their Board. I said, ‘How much you gonna pay me?’ They said $2M a year for five years. I said, OK.”

Comer: “And what experience do you have in the gas industry?”

Hunter: “About as much as you have as a legislator. Little to none, but that doesn’t stop either of us from being paid, does it? I mean, there’s no law that says I have to turn down a $2M synecdoche, is there? And there’s apparently no law stating you have to legislate.”

Comer: “Sin neck dote? I don’t know what that is. Is that like a blow job?”

Hunter: “In a way, but with a five-year orgasm.”

Comer: “Did you trade on your Father’s name?”

Hunter: “Of course, just like you trade on the Lord’s, only when I call Dad, he answers the phone.”

Comer: “Did your Father, Joe Biden, benefit from any of your foreign work?”

Hunter: “Nope, I kept all the drugs and pussy for myself. I do recognize I’m selfish that way. By the way, that’s PRESIDENT Biden you Kentucky numbnuts.”

Comer: “Care to comment on all the pornographic material found on your laptop?”

Hunter: “Yes. You can find more of me with yo’ wife on my OnlyFans site, HunterBangin’Ms.Comer@onlyfans.com. There’s a paywall.”

Feel free to add your own desired dialogue.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Shades of Tiedrich!

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HulitC's avatar

Loved this!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

LOL!!!!

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Openly Fae's avatar

I bring this only because someone (I believe Mary Trump) had pointed out this week that everyone assumes Drumpf will be the Republican candidate, but the RNC may actually run someone who hasn't yet been exposed as a fraud, in a stunning change of tactics.

On the offhand chance they do, who the fuck are they gonna run? It's all clowns.

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Kay-El's avatar

I would think Chris Christie because he’s probably the least toxic, but that’s a low bar. Maybe Nikki Hayley.

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Openly Fae's avatar

I think Asa Hutchinson is the least toxic but he's still all for Gilead. They're really pushing their MAGA or bust angle.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Their tears nourish me.

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Tess's avatar

What the hell is wrong with these people! We’re living in2023-read a history book and stop drinking the damn kool-aid!

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