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How long until he randomly posts "I know you are, but what am I?"?

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He did that during one of the debates with Hillary, remember? After she accused him of being Putin's puppet. "You're the puppet, you're the puppet..."

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He thought Hillary wanted him to sing the Dr. Pepper jingle with her.

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Ahahaha hahaha 🍻

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omg i forgot about that! What a dingleberry.

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Haha I said the same thing years ago! Or how about "I'm rubber, you're glue"?

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...because I am a magnet, and you are steel?

I just dated myself, didn't I?

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That's my favorite Walter Egan song!

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😂 my exact thought when I read his ridiculous childish post. What a freaking child. And I apologize to all kids out there…

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No, you!

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Treacherous-treasonous-tantrauming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump!

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May I add two-faced?

Thank you.

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two-faced and four chins!

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To be sure!

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Might have done this already…in every post !

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😝

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Man, if sleep farting is a dementia thing, I am screwed!

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If it's in the daytime, & you're a criminal defendant, you are DEFINITELY SCREWED .

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😂😂😂

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It is a side effect. It's not just farting. Adult diapers are needed for what comes along with the farts.

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Gee, y'think this might be why Melania won't sleep with him?

Every morning there's a mound of pumpkin pie filling, only it's not pumpkin pie filling.

*phew*

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I imagine this discussion is the opposite of what those who hold Treacherous-treasonous-tantrauming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump in awe have to say.

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I’m sure no Trumper has a clue that he’s the doppelgänger of The Bumble unaware that he’s shit his pants.

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😆😆😆😆

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If you light them, will you go into orbit?

Please make a DVD.

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😂😂😂

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It's been obvious for awhile that Trump is losing his marbles. And as you said, Jeff, the mainstream, or should I say lame stream, media isn't reporting on it at all. It's aggravating! 🤬🤬🤬

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How can the world take seriously a country running a dementia patient diapered criminal Hitler wannabe as a serious candidate?

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Oh they definitely take it seriously. Go onto any of the YouTube channels run by liberals like Meidas Touch, or Tennessee Brando, or Farron Balanced, and read the comments posted by foreigners.

Almost all universally show astonishment at his running, and beg us to please not elect him again.

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Yeah. Because we have all the biggest bombs.

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They are forced to because we are a military and nuclear power. Seriousness in the form of shitting bricks because they are afraid of his behavior as well they should be.

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At least he isn't bombing children like "Bibi"

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Plus he already murdered 1+million re: Covid.

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Not yet. He just wants to kidnap them and sell to the highest bidder.

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I don't think it is a coincidence that Betsy DeVos has massive ties to a (so-called) 'christian' adoption agency, and the trumpolini administration 'lost' a thousand children.

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but he has told Bibi to "finish the job."

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Wait til he shoves migrants and immigrants into camps… child separation of infants and toddlers? It happened here. Drowning people

Caught in the river at the border? We may not be shooting or bombing children …. But we are far from humane and ethical

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It's aggravating as hell and the media's lack of responsibility for not telling the real story continues daily. It's obvious that farty fuckface is dangerous with just catsup filled plates in his tiny hands. It's long overdue that the reporting should focus on the erosion in his dead ferret covered dome and the insanity we would be subjected to if this demented asshole were to be reelected.

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Yes.I agree.The lamestream media as you have called them, are doing us no favors by failing to mention his very noticeable mental decline.People not paying attention are not aware.The msm need to wake the fuck up about all of this .

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The mainstream cannot wake up from stupidity, naivety, and incompetence, as well as arrogant oligarchic ownership. Look at this article on a book by Timothy W. Ryback called Takeover: Hitler's Final Rise to Power in the New Yorker. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/25/takeover-hitlers-final-rise-to-power-timothy-w-ryback-book-review

You have "right-wing media magnet Alfred Hugenberg." whom the book claims hated Hitler, yet they spent, "most of 1932 and 1933 scheming to use Hitler as a stalking horse for their own ambitions." He also discusses how the Social Democrats do not take Hitler on, because they believed in the process, and to attack his being made Chancellor would undermine the very system they believed in and were trying to support. That was a wrong move. They had belief that if you behave well the other side will too. We can see that the Republicans are like a den of thieves, not an honorable soul among them. Mostly just hateful people. We should not make that same mistake.

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Thanks for sharing this piece and it and you are quite right about the treacherous msm.

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I'll bet there's a lot of editorial meetings going on right now debating how to cover his mental decline. They'd better come up with something for the good of the country.

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Call them if you have suggestions. They may need them. They are used to ideas being delivered to them.

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I have an idea! Just don’t show him, or talk about him, or pretend that we never heard of him? Just completely ghost him.

As of this writing, I fully expect Trump, by November will be quite incapacitated. No worries, Republicans can win with a dead candidate.

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The elected a dead pimp in 2018 Nevada, so... yes.

https://apnews.com/article/dennis-hof-pimp-election-death-afd73fee87e5442ca72b7179c593089e

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Actually they have a 100% success rate with dead candidates thus far. They should run more of them!

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I'm annoyed that so many still subscribe to MSM, because why should they forego their word games and recipes, and how else will they get their noos except through the TV? I also think there is no good outcome for Trump. It's the VP pick for his ticket that will be the new stalking horse for the crazy christo-fascists and the oligarchs who are tired of having to care about the people. They don't want taxes, or regs, or workers who fight back. They don't care about climate change. Profits and control above everything and everyone. There are endless opportunities to distract us from all of their plans for us. Maybe we'll openly be a kakistocracy come 2025. It certainly feels like we're living in a dystopian novel

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I'm afraid they are actually being told to cover it up, especially at the pissy (wah Biden won't give us an interview) NYT.

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My question is how long will his handlers be able to keep up the facade? Until his drooling runs his make-up?

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Or the poo leaks out of his diaper

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It is truly frightening that after Time Magazine interviewed Treacherous-treasonous-tantrauming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump, the story does not warrant other publications doing the same thing. How about we go look at what Treacherous-treasonous-tantrauming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump is planning to do if he wins. Looking at Hitler is very useful for looking at Trump!

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Yes! More news and discussion of Project 2025.

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Yes. More interviews of treacherous-treasonous-tantruming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump following up on the things he was asked by Time Magazine by other magazines and newspapers, also television. Take advantage of the fact that he likes being the center of attention. See if one can draw his faithful followers to these forums.

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MSM won’t cover his decline because they can’t “both sides” it

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I just can’t understand how the obvious mental decline in a candidate for our country’s highest office is not the Number One story all day, every day. It’s way more important than anything else Trump does or says. But the farts get coverage and the dementia doesn’t. I never thought dementia was contagious, but the media seems to be succumbing to it, too.

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"But the farts get coverage and the dementia doesn’t"

Thats excellent! There is likely a legal reason about the dementia, but you're right! 😂

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He comes from a family of great anuses.

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Good one! 🏆🏆

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😂😂😂😂

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Not “officially diagnosed” Dr Gartner et. al. rely on observed behavior, seen via video and news clips and unverified reports from people formerly close to him

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I like that you say that the farts get the attention and the mental decline does not .Why the hell not? A truly terrifying situation we have here.smfh

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Indeed, I'm terrified for our country

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Because then everyone can giggle like three-year olds rather than talking about how dangerous he is.

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Butt music 😂 it comes out of his anus shaped mouth as well. Gaseous jibberish.

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Functionally, his mouth and anus are equivalent.

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😂😂😂😂

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This is the only thing that has cheered me up in the last two days-I have the flu and this made me laugh. "Lord Shitticus" 😂😂😂

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Feel better, Susan. I have a head cold so I’m not at the top of my game either.

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UGH. The fever has really gotten me. I was supposed to be in Ohio!! 😭

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Be well soon. Rest. Read. Nod off. Lie down, rest some more. And drink lots of water. (I woke up with vertigo (allergies), so I’m in my own little fun house. )

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You take care too!!

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Thanks, Tess. I’m OK, the damned allergies really affect me. But Claritin and Flonase help some.

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Take Care

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Hope you feel better soon!

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Wishing you a speedy recovery.

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Feel better Susan!

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Thanks Mike...I feel like death on a cracker.

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Me too. I got COVID after 4 years of dodging the bug. Lost my virginity

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Sorry to hear that you are feeling poorly, Susan. Sending you good vibes.

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Thanks, Charlotte. Maybe I'll lose some weight since I'm not hungry. 😂

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That is one upside of not feeling well.

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Oh Susan, I’ve been sick too! I didn’t even read anything yesterday until night time! Feel better! ❤️‍🩹

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Same here... I was writhing...pathetic! Maybe 2% better today. Trying to decide if a Doc is worth it. You feel better too!!

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Lol, I was writhing too!😵‍💫 But I do feel a lot better today! Rest up!

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I'm glad you understand what I meant by writhing. LOL Its the only word I could think of to explain how pitiful I was. If you're better today, then thats a good sign. 👍💙

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Feel better to those who are ill. 🤒🤧

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Get well soon!!!!

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Emperor Farticus, Donnie Befuddlepants, etc.,etc.😂😂😂

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Sooooo funny!!

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Hope you start feeling better soon. I had some type of illness earlier this week but thank goodness it seems to have passed. Sending positive vibes your way.

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Well they say laugher is the best medicine. I hope you feel better!

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Quick healing friend! Sorry you missed your trip.

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Thanks Tama2U - Its been delayed...but I'm all packed and ready to go and BOOM! The spring of 2024 has not been my season. 😂😂

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Hope you feel better soon!

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Hope you feel better soon Susan. I had it last week, so I know how you feel. 🥺

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Ive been told it's making the rounds...yuk. I haven't had the flu in years. Thanks Susan. Hope you're back to normal now, 💙✌️

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Thanks Susan. I haven’t had the flu in years either. 🤔

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Oh no! Feel better Susan. I hope laughing at this email didn’t hurt too badly.

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Laughing is good for the soul, but can suck when you have asthma. I took a puff and I'm good. THANKS JODI! 💙✌️

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Alzheimer’s is hereditary. Knowing his father died of it is all I need to know. Rump is a sick man.

What is with Republicans and their worship of old demented B rated actors? Why the heck do they insist on putting them in The Oval? WTF is the matter with them? I can see it if you’re a professional sycophant who wishes to enrich themselves on treachery, but how the average Joe and Jane fall for this bullshit, I’ll never know.

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Because the Federalist 2025, that's why. He's do everything they want. Because fuck democracy.

Because power matters. Fuck the world, that's why.

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He is a useful idiot to so many, among them Putin, the Federalist Society, and Heritage Foundation.

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Unfortunately I believe this is the case. We're fucked if we don't stop this soon.

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Did you see Thom Hartmann’s substack this morning?

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The information Thom Hartmann brings up was discussed on Nicolle Wallace, MSNBC.

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Yes, I saw this and shared it as much as I could. Also the 2025 Heritage Foundation treachery needs to be called out for what it is!

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...and that is our predicament. 😥

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All extremely wealthy organizations.

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I scrolled all the way down here to see this comment. Pretty obvious that all they need is to get him voted in and let him think he's the President while they run us all into the ground. And they've put so much work into it already that they don't even care that there's no functioning RNC to run a campaign with; they think they can take over without it.

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This is exactly what I've always thought.

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He's a figurehead.

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That’s what the German oligarchs thought…

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That’s what I was thinking too. They have no one else. Maybe Kristi Noem - she can take out whoever they want on her first day. 🙄🤪😵‍💫

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Ignorance. Too lazy to think and poorly educated, either by self-enhancement or formal schooling. They are devoid of critical thinking skills

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I think it’s time for Jeff and Randy Rainbow to collaborate on a project. It would be beyond brilliant!

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OMG Becky, yes! That would be amazingly brilliant!

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Oh Hell yes!💪💪🎉👍

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Yes yes yes, I think that's a grand idea 😄

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Jeff, are you reading this?! Please do it!

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An additional explanation for his courtroom somnolence and flatulence is that his handlers are drugging him to keep him from threatening the judge, the prosecutor and the jury. Then they have to jazz him up for the rallies. At this point I truly believe he’s just a hand puppet for the heritage boys.

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I read a great substack by Jeff Tiedrich today where he quotes a psychiatrist of 28 years and that all of the symptoms TRump is displaying, such as falling asleep in the middle of testimony in a courtroom, farting while sleeping (which shows he's losing control of his bodily functions) show that he's in full blown dementia. My grandfather exhibited the exact same symptoms when he was completely demented...

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Oh, I agree about the dementia. I just hink there’s more going on with his handlers drugging him to control his over the top anger and outbursts.

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I read this as well. It’s true. Farticus exhibits Alzheimer’s behavior hourly.

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Are they expecting him to die early in his potential presidency? They can’t believe he can do the work. Has Heritage already picked his VP?

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He needn’t die in office if the VP has been bought by the oligarchs,as long as he does as he’s ordered .If he doesn’t they can invoke the 25 amendment and send him off to the Cukoo’s nest ,Mac ,you said That I could drive the boat 🛥️ Maaaac!🤪

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You know they have, and it will be even worse than Ayatollah (I can't be alone with a woman) Pence.

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He's on the Fat Elvis plan.😆😆

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Lets hope he goes out the same way, except in his case it will be twitting on his golden toilet.

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That was my thinking.

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I figured that was your point, and wanted to add the twitting visual!

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"Grandpa Befuddlepants" is again evidence of your Shakespearean bent. Wotta talent for such invention you have been graced with. Bravo!!!

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Jeff is the master of invective. He’s in good company with Shakespeare, Bacon, and Swift.

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Almost beginning to wonder if they're feeding him benzos; a sleeping Trump gets laughed at, an awake Trump may likely behave in court the way he behaves everywhere else.

Standing up, yelling, being hateful. An awake Trump would likely behave such that they have to jail him.

It would be the least worst choice.

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I’m thinking the same. Adderall followed by klonopin chaser.

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But he sure perks up for his after-court rant outside the courthouse.

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No, you got it wrong Jeff. The only thing the master of the toiletverse wants to do is to fart as often as he can in order to fuzz up the brain stems of the judge and jury in order to effect a hung verdict. He is using his farts for good purpose. And when he nods off to shitland, he farts like crazy. Remind me, I need to get down there to witness Stormy on the stand. I have my press credentials.

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We’ve already had one president with Alzheimer’s, Ronald Reagan. They were able to cover for him for a long time. Republicans don’t seem to have a problem with incompetence in their leaders as long as they get those precious tax cuts.

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The beginning of this mess was of all people, Ronnie 😡

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And Newt

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And the republicans worshipped his evil, useless, ass.

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Still do. Saint Ronnie.

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I completely understand and agree with wanting msm to report on this, but part of me is just shaking my head thinking gee, do we really need a 9 bajillionth reason not to vote for him?!?!

I’m tired.

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Ohhh my how Melania hates every cell in Trump's body. I contend, without any proof, that Melania married Trump in service of the Kremlin. The Kremlin probably owns her ass and Melania's only outlet is to scream at Trump every day "Smrdeti!" or "Zaudarjati po čem drek", Slovenian for "you smell" or "you smell like shit" and my favorite expression in Slovenian we're all waiting for...drum roll Judge Chutkin and Special Counsel Jack Smith:

"Ko bo stvar prišla na dan!" The shit hits the fan! That's right, bitches. Donny will be fast asleep in court with shit raining down on him in the "Pfmmpt, pfmmpt, pfmmpt...wap, wap, wap."

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Some of us would like some phonetic pronunciation help with our new phrases if that's possible. 😁

Many, many thanks!

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Finally the origin of swamp gas is exposed.

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And that’s why we have global warming. It’s all Donny Fartfactory’s fault.

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