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Lisa Ham's avatar

How long until he randomly posts "I know you are, but what am I?"?

bluesyfish's avatar

He did that during one of the debates with Hillary, remember? After she accused him of being Putin's puppet. "You're the puppet, you're the puppet..."

DR Darke's avatar

He thought Hillary wanted him to sing the Dr. Pepper jingle with her.

Lisa Ham's avatar

omg i forgot about that! What a dingleberry.

Marian Vitale's avatar

Haha I said the same thing years ago! Or how about "I'm rubber, you're glue"?

DR Darke's avatar

...because I am a magnet, and you are steel?

I just dated myself, didn't I?

Joseph Michaels's avatar

That's my favorite Walter Egan song!

Joanne Filipo's avatar

😂 my exact thought when I read his ridiculous childish post. What a freaking child. And I apologize to all kids out there…

Linda Weide's avatar

Treacherous-treasonous-tantrauming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump!

Larry Alex's avatar

May I add two-faced?

Thank you.

JOE P's avatar

Might have done this already…in every post !

Megan Ross's avatar

It's been obvious for awhile that Trump is losing his marbles. And as you said, Jeff, the mainstream, or should I say lame stream, media isn't reporting on it at all. It's aggravating! 🤬🤬🤬

Openly Fae's avatar

How can the world take seriously a country running a dementia patient diapered criminal Hitler wannabe as a serious candidate?

DonP's avatar

Oh they definitely take it seriously. Go onto any of the YouTube channels run by liberals like Meidas Touch, or Tennessee Brando, or Farron Balanced, and read the comments posted by foreigners.

Almost all universally show astonishment at his running, and beg us to please not elect him again.

Openly Fae's avatar

Yeah. Because we have all the biggest bombs.

Linda Weide's avatar

They are forced to because we are a military and nuclear power. Seriousness in the form of shitting bricks because they are afraid of his behavior as well they should be.

Discreet Music's avatar

At least he isn't bombing children like "Bibi"

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Plus he already murdered 1+million re: Covid.

Sandy B in NorCal's avatar

Not yet. He just wants to kidnap them and sell to the highest bidder.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I don't think it is a coincidence that Betsy DeVos has massive ties to a (so-called) 'christian' adoption agency, and the trumpolini administration 'lost' a thousand children.

Nancy Braus's avatar

but he has told Bibi to "finish the job."

meryl selig's avatar

Wait til he shoves migrants and immigrants into camps… child separation of infants and toddlers? It happened here. Drowning people

Caught in the river at the border? We may not be shooting or bombing children …. But we are far from humane and ethical

Rick Calegari's avatar

It's aggravating as hell and the media's lack of responsibility for not telling the real story continues daily. It's obvious that farty fuckface is dangerous with just catsup filled plates in his tiny hands. It's long overdue that the reporting should focus on the erosion in his dead ferret covered dome and the insanity we would be subjected to if this demented asshole were to be reelected.

Victoria Wilson's avatar

Yes.I agree.The lamestream media as you have called them, are doing us no favors by failing to mention his very noticeable mental decline.People not paying attention are not aware.The msm need to wake the fuck up about all of this .

Linda Weide's avatar

The mainstream cannot wake up from stupidity, naivety, and incompetence, as well as arrogant oligarchic ownership. Look at this article on a book by Timothy W. Ryback called Takeover: Hitler's Final Rise to Power in the New Yorker. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/25/takeover-hitlers-final-rise-to-power-timothy-w-ryback-book-review

You have "right-wing media magnet Alfred Hugenberg." whom the book claims hated Hitler, yet they spent, "most of 1932 and 1933 scheming to use Hitler as a stalking horse for their own ambitions." He also discusses how the Social Democrats do not take Hitler on, because they believed in the process, and to attack his being made Chancellor would undermine the very system they believed in and were trying to support. That was a wrong move. They had belief that if you behave well the other side will too. We can see that the Republicans are like a den of thieves, not an honorable soul among them. Mostly just hateful people. We should not make that same mistake.

Victoria Wilson's avatar

Thanks for sharing this piece and it and you are quite right about the treacherous msm.

Bill Lawrence's avatar

I'll bet there's a lot of editorial meetings going on right now debating how to cover his mental decline. They'd better come up with something for the good of the country.

Openly Fae's avatar

Call them if you have suggestions. They may need them. They are used to ideas being delivered to them.

Karen Livolsi's avatar

I have an idea! Just don’t show him, or talk about him, or pretend that we never heard of him? Just completely ghost him.

As of this writing, I fully expect Trump, by November will be quite incapacitated. No worries, Republicans can win with a dead candidate.

Openly Fae's avatar

Actually they have a 100% success rate with dead candidates thus far. They should run more of them!

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I'm annoyed that so many still subscribe to MSM, because why should they forego their word games and recipes, and how else will they get their noos except through the TV? I also think there is no good outcome for Trump. It's the VP pick for his ticket that will be the new stalking horse for the crazy christo-fascists and the oligarchs who are tired of having to care about the people. They don't want taxes, or regs, or workers who fight back. They don't care about climate change. Profits and control above everything and everyone. There are endless opportunities to distract us from all of their plans for us. Maybe we'll openly be a kakistocracy come 2025. It certainly feels like we're living in a dystopian novel

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I'm afraid they are actually being told to cover it up, especially at the pissy (wah Biden won't give us an interview) NYT.

ynot1965's avatar

My question is how long will his handlers be able to keep up the facade? Until his drooling runs his make-up?

meryl selig's avatar

Or the poo leaks out of his diaper

Linda Weide's avatar

It is truly frightening that after Time Magazine interviewed Treacherous-treasonous-tantrauming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump, the story does not warrant other publications doing the same thing. How about we go look at what Treacherous-treasonous-tantrauming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump is planning to do if he wins. Looking at Hitler is very useful for looking at Trump!

shee-rah's avatar

Yes! More news and discussion of Project 2025.

Linda Weide's avatar

Yes. More interviews of treacherous-treasonous-tantruming-TOTALITARIAN-traitor-Trump following up on the things he was asked by Time Magazine by other magazines and newspapers, also television. Take advantage of the fact that he likes being the center of attention. See if one can draw his faithful followers to these forums.

meryl selig's avatar

MSM won’t cover his decline because they can’t “both sides” it

Carol's avatar

I just can’t understand how the obvious mental decline in a candidate for our country’s highest office is not the Number One story all day, every day. It’s way more important than anything else Trump does or says. But the farts get coverage and the dementia doesn’t. I never thought dementia was contagious, but the media seems to be succumbing to it, too.

Susan Niemann's avatar

"But the farts get coverage and the dementia doesn’t"

Thats excellent! There is likely a legal reason about the dementia, but you're right! 😂

Mike Hammer's avatar

He comes from a family of great anuses.

meryl selig's avatar

Not “officially diagnosed” Dr Gartner et. al. rely on observed behavior, seen via video and news clips and unverified reports from people formerly close to him

Victoria Wilson's avatar

I like that you say that the farts get the attention and the mental decline does not .Why the hell not? A truly terrifying situation we have here.smfh

Deb Martina's avatar

Indeed, I'm terrified for our country

shee-rah's avatar

Because then everyone can giggle like three-year olds rather than talking about how dangerous he is.

Tama2U's avatar

Butt music 😂 it comes out of his anus shaped mouth as well. Gaseous jibberish.

M.T. Kelly's avatar

Functionally, his mouth and anus are equivalent.

Susan Niemann's avatar

This is the only thing that has cheered me up in the last two days-I have the flu and this made me laugh. "Lord Shitticus" 😂😂😂

Sharon C Storm's avatar

Feel better, Susan. I have a head cold so I’m not at the top of my game either.

Susan Niemann's avatar

UGH. The fever has really gotten me. I was supposed to be in Ohio!! 😭

Cassandra Here's avatar

Be well soon. Rest. Read. Nod off. Lie down, rest some more. And drink lots of water. (I woke up with vertigo (allergies), so I’m in my own little fun house. )

Tess's avatar

You take care too!!

Cassandra Here's avatar

Thanks, Tess. I’m OK, the damned allergies really affect me. But Claritin and Flonase help some.

Karen Hall's avatar

Hope you feel better soon!

Susan Niemann's avatar

Thanks Mike...I feel like death on a cracker.

meryl selig's avatar

Me too. I got COVID after 4 years of dodging the bug. Lost my virginity

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Sorry to hear that you are feeling poorly, Susan. Sending you good vibes.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Thanks, Charlotte. Maybe I'll lose some weight since I'm not hungry. 😂

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

That is one upside of not feeling well.

Joanne Filipo's avatar

Oh Susan, I’ve been sick too! I didn’t even read anything yesterday until night time! Feel better! ❤️‍🩹

Susan Niemann's avatar

Same here... I was writhing...pathetic! Maybe 2% better today. Trying to decide if a Doc is worth it. You feel better too!!

Joanne Filipo's avatar

Lol, I was writhing too!😵‍💫 But I do feel a lot better today! Rest up!

Susan Niemann's avatar

I'm glad you understand what I meant by writhing. LOL Its the only word I could think of to explain how pitiful I was. If you're better today, then thats a good sign. 👍💙

Teri's avatar

Feel better to those who are ill. 🤒🤧

Tess's avatar

Get well soon!!!!

Charles Austin's avatar

Emperor Farticus, Donnie Befuddlepants, etc.,etc.😂😂😂

Deb Martina's avatar

Hope you start feeling better soon. I had some type of illness earlier this week but thank goodness it seems to have passed. Sending positive vibes your way.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Well they say laugher is the best medicine. I hope you feel better!

Tama2U's avatar

Quick healing friend! Sorry you missed your trip.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Thanks Tama2U - Its been delayed...but I'm all packed and ready to go and BOOM! The spring of 2024 has not been my season. 😂😂

Tess's avatar

Hope you feel better soon!

Susan Keefer's avatar

Hope you feel better soon Susan. I had it last week, so I know how you feel. 🥺

Susan Niemann's avatar

Ive been told it's making the rounds...yuk. I haven't had the flu in years. Thanks Susan. Hope you're back to normal now, 💙✌️

Susan Keefer's avatar

Thanks Susan. I haven’t had the flu in years either. 🤔

Jodi Richard's avatar

Oh no! Feel better Susan. I hope laughing at this email didn’t hurt too badly.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Laughing is good for the soul, but can suck when you have asthma. I took a puff and I'm good. THANKS JODI! 💙✌️

Jodi Koszarek's avatar

Alzheimer’s is hereditary. Knowing his father died of it is all I need to know. Rump is a sick man.

What is with Republicans and their worship of old demented B rated actors? Why the heck do they insist on putting them in The Oval? WTF is the matter with them? I can see it if you’re a professional sycophant who wishes to enrich themselves on treachery, but how the average Joe and Jane fall for this bullshit, I’ll never know.

Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Because the Federalist 2025, that's why. He's do everything they want. Because fuck democracy.

Because power matters. Fuck the world, that's why.

Cassandra Here's avatar

He is a useful idiot to so many, among them Putin, the Federalist Society, and Heritage Foundation.

Deb Martina's avatar

Unfortunately I believe this is the case. We're fucked if we don't stop this soon.

Cassandra Here's avatar

Did you see Thom Hartmann’s substack this morning?

Jodi Koszarek's avatar

Yes, I saw this and shared it as much as I could. Also the 2025 Heritage Foundation treachery needs to be called out for what it is!

Jeff Chernoff's avatar

...and that is our predicament. 😥

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

All extremely wealthy organizations.

Sharon Horton's avatar

I scrolled all the way down here to see this comment. Pretty obvious that all they need is to get him voted in and let him think he's the President while they run us all into the ground. And they've put so much work into it already that they don't even care that there's no functioning RNC to run a campaign with; they think they can take over without it.

Catherine's avatar

This is exactly what I've always thought.

Sooz Hall's avatar

That’s what the German oligarchs thought…

Barbara Rengstorff's avatar

That’s what I was thinking too. They have no one else. Maybe Kristi Noem - she can take out whoever they want on her first day. 🙄🤪😵‍💫

meryl selig's avatar

Ignorance. Too lazy to think and poorly educated, either by self-enhancement or formal schooling. They are devoid of critical thinking skills

Becky Polivka's avatar

I think it’s time for Jeff and Randy Rainbow to collaborate on a project. It would be beyond brilliant!

Jodi Richard's avatar

OMG Becky, yes! That would be amazingly brilliant!

Charles Austin's avatar

Oh Hell yes!💪💪🎉👍

Deb Martina's avatar

Yes yes yes, I think that's a grand idea 😄

Tama2U's avatar

Jeff, are you reading this?! Please do it!

Joanne's avatar

An additional explanation for his courtroom somnolence and flatulence is that his handlers are drugging him to keep him from threatening the judge, the prosecutor and the jury. Then they have to jazz him up for the rallies. At this point I truly believe he’s just a hand puppet for the heritage boys.

Megan Ross's avatar

I read a great substack by Jeff Tiedrich today where he quotes a psychiatrist of 28 years and that all of the symptoms TRump is displaying, such as falling asleep in the middle of testimony in a courtroom, farting while sleeping (which shows he's losing control of his bodily functions) show that he's in full blown dementia. My grandfather exhibited the exact same symptoms when he was completely demented...

Joanne's avatar

Oh, I agree about the dementia. I just hink there’s more going on with his handlers drugging him to control his over the top anger and outbursts.

Jodi Koszarek's avatar

I read this as well. It’s true. Farticus exhibits Alzheimer’s behavior hourly.

Carol C's avatar

Are they expecting him to die early in his potential presidency? They can’t believe he can do the work. Has Heritage already picked his VP?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

You know they have, and it will be even worse than Ayatollah (I can't be alone with a woman) Pence.

Charles Austin's avatar

He's on the Fat Elvis plan.😆😆

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Lets hope he goes out the same way, except in his case it will be twitting on his golden toilet.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I figured that was your point, and wanted to add the twitting visual!

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

"Grandpa Befuddlepants" is again evidence of your Shakespearean bent. Wotta talent for such invention you have been graced with. Bravo!!!

Cassandra Here's avatar

Jeff is the master of invective. He’s in good company with Shakespeare, Bacon, and Swift.

Kellie Bauman's avatar

Almost beginning to wonder if they're feeding him benzos; a sleeping Trump gets laughed at, an awake Trump may likely behave in court the way he behaves everywhere else.

Standing up, yelling, being hateful. An awake Trump would likely behave such that they have to jail him.

It would be the least worst choice.

Mike Hammer's avatar

I’m thinking the same. Adderall followed by klonopin chaser.

shee-rah's avatar

But he sure perks up for his after-court rant outside the courthouse.

Bill Katz's avatar

No, you got it wrong Jeff. The only thing the master of the toiletverse wants to do is to fart as often as he can in order to fuzz up the brain stems of the judge and jury in order to effect a hung verdict. He is using his farts for good purpose. And when he nods off to shitland, he farts like crazy. Remind me, I need to get down there to witness Stormy on the stand. I have my press credentials.

Eileen's avatar

Ohhh my how Melania hates every cell in Trump's body. I contend, without any proof, that Melania married Trump in service of the Kremlin. The Kremlin probably owns her ass and Melania's only outlet is to scream at Trump every day "Smrdeti!" or "Zaudarjati po čem drek", Slovenian for "you smell" or "you smell like shit" and my favorite expression in Slovenian we're all waiting for...drum roll Judge Chutkin and Special Counsel Jack Smith:

"Ko bo stvar prišla na dan!" The shit hits the fan! That's right, bitches. Donny will be fast asleep in court with shit raining down on him in the "Pfmmpt, pfmmpt, pfmmpt...wap, wap, wap."

Jeff Chernoff's avatar

Some of us would like some phonetic pronunciation help with our new phrases if that's possible. 😁

Many, many thanks!

Mike Hammer's avatar

Finally the origin of swamp gas is exposed.

shee-rah's avatar

And that’s why we have global warming. It’s all Donny Fartfactory’s fault.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

I’d love to be a fly on the wall behind the scenes for a few weeks. I am fairly convinced that his staff and whoever is behind this coup are just basically propping him up long enough to get into the White House. They’ll either keep propping him up for a while or 25th admen him. The choice for VP will be telling.

Susan Jane's avatar

Elise Stefanik is craven enough.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

...or Nancy Mace and her huge "kidneys" which makes her look a bit like Melania.

shee-rah's avatar

Or perhaps Little Marco is what I’ve heard.

Susan Jane's avatar

All of them are awful.

Lady Tavestock's avatar

Why does our democracy hang in the balance based on whether this guy shits himself in an NYC courtroom? Really?! Our freedom is THIS fragile? No. Someone's keeping this guy comfortably numb so he can be used such that oligarchs can take away more rights (unionize, bodily autonomy, DEI, voting).

Susan Jane's avatar

They'll be seizing the assets of detractors. No one is talking about that.

Deb Martina's avatar

Bingo, someone put it plainly earlier in the post.

Chauncey Gardiner's avatar

No one is more deserving of spending his "golden years" finger-painting with the contents of his own diaper than Don-the-Con Trump, and it would probably still draw him a crowd of MAGA hat wearing admirers who'd clearly appreciate what would amount to his highest form of expression.

Fox "news" would declare him the next Picasso.

Kay-El's avatar

Props for this and your avatar/name.

Charles Austin's avatar

I can see the scene at Harrah's now.😂😂