meanwhile, the asshole who deliberately stole our nation's most closely-guarded secrets and stashed them in the shitter of his vermin-infested golf motel continues to go unpunished for his crimes
Tuesday handed the orange one a loss in Iowa, and my jaw unclenched a half-degree before I caught it. Don't mistake one cracked tooth for the whole machine breaking.
Vought expects the machine to break. He's running full tilt trying to finish project 2025 before the people have a chance to vote for enough dems to stop the Trump administration fuckery.
When I looked at the photo of the imbecile holding up the chart showing Earth being larger than the moon, I thought, don't even compare to Biden--imagine if that was George W doing that!
That looks like a poster that would be in a kindergarten classroom.
We have a war, the world's economy is in the toilet, climate change is going to end humankind--and THIS is what we have for a POTUS.
When you serve the unreconstructed as their champion, you get to have the vast deference in the political and legal systems! Just like the founding fathers intended...had to be nice to the slavers so we could have the USA.
As a recent person who in the last 2 days has received a profound loss Jeff, I think of you and your own loss recently, and I want to say you arent alone.
Joe Biden was indeed Old Balls, which was a known fact even when he was nominated. So even through the debate everyone catastrophized about, know what Joe Biden could always do? Remain on topic. Not propose bizarre, asinine things like this.
There is nothing inside the cranium of America's Pilonidal Cyst except raccoon urine-soaked insulation. Occasionally static electricity fires in that slop and produces...this. Still this man hasn't chained two sentences together on topic since Kamala Harris broke him in half during the debate.
America is the grand champion at self-owning, with millions of Americans gladly bringing this buffoon back into power. Why? Because he promised them ethnic and racial cleansing that they sought. They self-owned with their bigotry. And now we all get to pay.
I continually assert that his last SOTU, delivered late after a long day of actual work that Trump doesn't achieve in a month, was excellent. Trump doesn't even come close, lacking charm, wit, sensibility, etc.
I truly believe that President Biden just couldn’t counter the firehose of lies spewing out of tRump’s mouth nonstop at that debate. It would be hard for anyone, but particularly someone with a stutter
And he WAS ‘old school’ in that he didn’t realize TAKING CREDIT for things was even more important than DOING THEM (?!)… rump understands media & they meet him MORE than halfway
💯It is the bigotry. So fucking feeble. I have never had so much hatred in my heart for those who threw it all away. Kamala Harris is still the only person who was given an opportunity to tell Donald Trump to his face on national programming what a total piece of shit he is. And of course, he didn’t want to debate her again because the second round would have been calamitous.
The thing we didn’t fully appreciate is all the tech Bros and oligarchs had already lined up behind Trump ensuring the machinery was bought and paid for to end our democracy. You should read the article about David Sacks in The Atlantic. What an arrogant piece of shit he is. The South African trio has harmed this country to no end.
That’s all very good points. And I have made my peace.
If America is really unsatisfied with what America’s Pilonidal Cyst does then they need to show it in these upcoming elections. And of course we must do our part too to get that semblance of a check on him.
Biden also nominated competent cabinet secretaries and appointed competent associates. It wasn't *that* long ago, but it's starting to seem like ancient history.
I absolutely love that someone called Rubio out for wearing those big ass shoes trump gave him. And he’s all “what? What is she talking about? They fit fine”. 😆😆😆😆😆😆hahahahahahaha!!!!!! What a fucking bumbling idiot. They need to keep running the video of him saying how bad trump is back before he had his head up trump’s ass.
I also liked Ted Lieu asking about Trump falling asleep in cabinet suck ups. When he said no, he'd never seen that, Ted had six or seven videos showing him asleep. He also nailed Rubio for lying to Congress. Ted is one of my favorite representatives because not only is he vocal and on point, he also understands female reproduction and the internet.
I love that Liddle Marco was called out on wearing those ridiculously big Florsheims.lol.I think Uncle Jeff should keep posting that pic of him wearing them just like he does with Kegsbreath flipping his gonads with a skateboard. Too funny!
The Epstein Ballroom, the Reflecting Pool, arches, bunkers, etc. are probably what his handlers give to him to focus on so he doesn't start ten more wars or ask for the codes. Like distracting a toddler with Legos.
He's also, likely, feeling the hot breath of the Reaper on his shoulder, and wanting to slap his name on everything because his narcissism refuses to let go.
Yes, I believe Heather Cox Richardson mentioned that today. It's an embarrassing monstrosity to see for two weeks! But then, so is absolutely everything the baffoon has 'decorated'. Get Martha Stewart to DC - STAT!
Power-washing off the tacky blue paint from the Reflecting Pool should be a campaign promise. (It would take a thousand gallons of Strip-Eaze as an alternative.) So much toxic waste will have to be disposed of, like the fake gold shit.
You may be close to the truth. Pulte's father was invested in Epstein's financial deals. When Trump plucked him initially to be head of the Federal Housing Administration, Bill Pulte was slumlord of an actual trailer park in Florida.
Apparently, yesterday’s pool-flaunting and reporter shaming presser ended rapidly, perhaps because of a Brown Alert. Rubio ought to be yelled at wherever he goes: “Your political career is OVER. You are not going to be Viceroy of Cuba.”
But flatulence, composing partly of methane, does produce a pretty blue flame. Do not attempt ignition if wearing nylon, polyester, or any flammable synthetic BTW.
We in health care also call it Code Brown as opposed to Code Blue which could be cardiac arrest. It's just a failure on the other end. It's black humor.
Best thing that could happen today is Donny takes another nap and never wakes up. Someone do a predication on THAT. Kaitlin Collins is a hero... unflappable. And Marco IS neutered - great way to describe it. Is he married? Does he have any kids? His ears make him look like an elf. 🙄
Love the pics of Ms. Spouse. Love that you took the pictures.
They have jobs they want to keep and they have just see all the reporters for 60 Minutes fired without cause. Some cable channel should hire Stephen Colbert and the 60 Minutes crew to do shows. I bet their ratings would be through
When Donny says "final negotiations," how does he define the word 'final"? Six days?Six weeks? I doubt six months, to quote Donald Rumsfeld? Or maybe SIX YEARS? He's been telling us this thing is on the verge of being over since the day it started.
He was close! Kaitlan Collins has hatred because she has boundaries.
I wish I could be in a room with him and he spoke at me like that. And for the record: I would have won Jeff's prize over 2000 days ago, my job be damned.
It's a good reminder that the pedo criminal elect has zero interest in governing. His daily focus is on how to raid taxpayer money, bribery, crypto and other Trump family frauds, selling pardons for cash, yelling at female journalists, complaining about judges who apply the rule of law (ie. -not the bent Roberts court), and pursuing anyone who has not offered their complete fealty to the corrupt mad self-proclaimed King. His appointments, his sharts on "Truth" Social, the wars, threats, cruelty, and profound abuse of power -all meant to distract us from the Epstein/Trump/Maxwell files.
Donnie is apparently unaware that most of the world's tallest buildings are in Asia, but. that wouldn't fit his narrative. Only One World Trade Center is among the ten tallest buildings.
The way he looking into that reflecting pool you’d think he was looking for his reflection. He also wondered why the water wasn’t rushing out until someone had to tell him.
today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—
apparently, John Bolton is going to plead guilty to mishandling classified documents.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/04/politics/john-bolton-guilty-plea-agreement-trump-critic?cid=android_app
meanwhile, the asshole who deliberately stole our nation's most closely-guarded secrets and stashed them in the shitter of his vermin-infested golf motel continues to go unpunished for his crimes
https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-the-cigarette-the-joint-and-the-ballot-box
I mean, the core of it Uncle jeff, is this.
Tuesday handed the orange one a loss in Iowa, and my jaw unclenched a half-degree before I caught it. Don't mistake one cracked tooth for the whole machine breaking.
Celebrate you Jeff, every day.
Vought expects the machine to break. He's running full tilt trying to finish project 2025 before the people have a chance to vote for enough dems to stop the Trump administration fuckery.
Everyone should refer to him as Russ Don't Let Them Vote
Well that is accurate.
and 🔨🔨🔨 it‼️
Due to my bruxism (aka teeth grinding), I only have one set of molars left - and 3 of the 4 are crowns. I killed all my upper teeth.
And this damage mainly took place since 2016.
Try chewing gum instead Paula, teeth are valuable and costly to repair/replace …
Damn luxury bones.
Wear your nightguard, Wendy!
When I looked at the photo of the imbecile holding up the chart showing Earth being larger than the moon, I thought, don't even compare to Biden--imagine if that was George W doing that!
That looks like a poster that would be in a kindergarten classroom.
We have a war, the world's economy is in the toilet, climate change is going to end humankind--and THIS is what we have for a POTUS.
God help us.
God is doing a Senator John Kean, Jr., i.e., MIA. Dialing it in, at best.
and yet…🦗🦗🦗
Yup 👏👏👏👏👏
Touché Sharon!
And we were worried about Quayle and Biden. The good old days
Indeed, if such a thing-being exists Miselle…
When you serve the unreconstructed as their champion, you get to have the vast deference in the political and legal systems! Just like the founding fathers intended...had to be nice to the slavers so we could have the USA.
This whole maladministration is the vas deferens of the country’s reproductive system. . Wastes of sperm ruling us
Thanks for "unreconstructed", Seth. That supplies context very well.
I suppose that's what happens when you can't steer the case to "Judge" Aileen Cannon-Trump.
That’s Mrs. Judge Aileen Trump.
She writes it over and over in her trapper keeper.
😂
Oof.
Why is Bolton taking a plea agreement? Has he *seen* what passes for DOJ lawyers?
Wondering if he’s taking an opportunity to expose some more official stuff under oath? Not sure
As a recent person who in the last 2 days has received a profound loss Jeff, I think of you and your own loss recently, and I want to say you arent alone.
So sorry to hear about your loss. Best wishes in recovery. It takes time.
Looking forward to Bolton wearing an orange jumpsuit. Orange used to be his fave color, after all.
If Bolton has to serve time, the Mad King should too! He kept classified documents in his unsecured bathroom! It’s really beyond time for prison
Also he still as them, yes? Maybe not the Mar-a-lago ones, but the ones he moved or had stashed at his other properties.
There are unconfirmed stories that Walt Nauta and other stooges did move some stuff up to NJ, maybe Bedminster
Actual photos exist of Trump's staff unloading boxes from a private plane in NJ. a few days before Ivana died. Check her coffin.
Yeah, I've heard that too. Unconfirmed, but interesting.
It took some time, but NJ turning up is … not surprising
His job is to distract so the people who are really in control can shift most of the wealth to themselves and strip the rest of us of our rights.
+surrounded by an army of… church ladies?!. Jfc
We need a graphic comparing donnie's mentions in the Epstein files compared to other pedos. That would be impressive.
100% we do need that
I bet, if we piled the Epstein documents and videotapes involving Donnie Demento the Pedo up, they'd be higher than the Empire State Building.
That should be added to the pool chart, for the proper perspective.
A bar graph comparison for the ages!
Yeah, let’s have a chart on that!
Joe Biden was indeed Old Balls, which was a known fact even when he was nominated. So even through the debate everyone catastrophized about, know what Joe Biden could always do? Remain on topic. Not propose bizarre, asinine things like this.
There is nothing inside the cranium of America's Pilonidal Cyst except raccoon urine-soaked insulation. Occasionally static electricity fires in that slop and produces...this. Still this man hasn't chained two sentences together on topic since Kamala Harris broke him in half during the debate.
America is the grand champion at self-owning, with millions of Americans gladly bringing this buffoon back into power. Why? Because he promised them ethnic and racial cleansing that they sought. They self-owned with their bigotry. And now we all get to pay.
Joe Biden is still 100% coherent. I watch every time he makes a public appearance and speaks, just for comparison.
I continually assert that his last SOTU, delivered late after a long day of actual work that Trump doesn't achieve in a month, was excellent. Trump doesn't even come close, lacking charm, wit, sensibility, etc.
Just lacking MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY - our new baseline?! GROW UP AMERICA, srsly!!!
I truly believe that President Biden just couldn’t counter the firehose of lies spewing out of tRump’s mouth nonstop at that debate. It would be hard for anyone, but particularly someone with a stutter
Few people of any age could effectively counter that shitstorm. And that he'd just delivered an SOTU for the ages was forgotten.
Obviously, no members of our press have been up to the job.
And Biden was exhausted from working something Trump has never done. Where is the outrage from the press??
I know Biden had Covid once (maybe twice?)… at that age!!!???
And he WAS ‘old school’ in that he didn’t realize TAKING CREDIT for things was even more important than DOING THEM (?!)… rump understands media & they meet him MORE than halfway
💯It is the bigotry. So fucking feeble. I have never had so much hatred in my heart for those who threw it all away. Kamala Harris is still the only person who was given an opportunity to tell Donald Trump to his face on national programming what a total piece of shit he is. And of course, he didn’t want to debate her again because the second round would have been calamitous.
The thing we didn’t fully appreciate is all the tech Bros and oligarchs had already lined up behind Trump ensuring the machinery was bought and paid for to end our democracy. You should read the article about David Sacks in The Atlantic. What an arrogant piece of shit he is. The South African trio has harmed this country to no end.
Not to forget that they were preceded, aided, and abetted by the Supreme Court majority in Citizens United, all of whom were born in the U.S.
That’s all very good points. And I have made my peace.
If America is really unsatisfied with what America’s Pilonidal Cyst does then they need to show it in these upcoming elections. And of course we must do our part too to get that semblance of a check on him.
don't forget the cheap eggs
well we’ve sure pivoted to rallying behind the prez for ‘the bigger picture’… 😒 yeah team - suddenly
Biden also nominated competent cabinet secretaries and appointed competent associates. It wasn't *that* long ago, but it's starting to seem like ancient history.
I bow in appreciation of your takedown, sir!
I absolutely love that someone called Rubio out for wearing those big ass shoes trump gave him. And he’s all “what? What is she talking about? They fit fine”. 😆😆😆😆😆😆hahahahahahaha!!!!!! What a fucking bumbling idiot. They need to keep running the video of him saying how bad trump is back before he had his head up trump’s ass.
I also liked Ted Lieu asking about Trump falling asleep in cabinet suck ups. When he said no, he'd never seen that, Ted had six or seven videos showing him asleep. He also nailed Rubio for lying to Congress. Ted is one of my favorite representatives because not only is he vocal and on point, he also understands female reproduction and the internet.
I love that Liddle Marco was called out on wearing those ridiculously big Florsheims.lol.I think Uncle Jeff should keep posting that pic of him wearing them just like he does with Kegsbreath flipping his gonads with a skateboard. Too funny!
It would have been even funnier if Trump had given him some Doc Marten platform boots 🥾🤣
https://www.drmartens.com/us/en/jadon-xl-leather-platform-boots-black/p/42315001
Oversized Florsheims with polka dot socks.
You notice that he didnt respond to her other statements.
The shoes get me every time.🤣
“IF THE FLORSHEIM DOESN’T FIT - WEAR IT ANYWAY” (AND DOUBLE DOWN)‼️
The Epstein Ballroom, the Reflecting Pool, arches, bunkers, etc. are probably what his handlers give to him to focus on so he doesn't start ten more wars or ask for the codes. Like distracting a toddler with Legos.
He's also, likely, feeling the hot breath of the Reaper on his shoulder, and wanting to slap his name on everything because his narcissism refuses to let go.
Did I read somewhere that he wants to leave his birthday monstrosity in front of what's left of the White House permanently?
Thanks for the Claudia refreshment. It helps a lot.
Yes, I believe Heather Cox Richardson mentioned that today. It's an embarrassing monstrosity to see for two weeks! But then, so is absolutely everything the baffoon has 'decorated'. Get Martha Stewart to DC - STAT!
He's just trolling the sane people, as always. All of this will be washed away when the Orange Pustule leaves.
Power-washing off the tacky blue paint from the Reflecting Pool should be a campaign promise. (It would take a thousand gallons of Strip-Eaze as an alternative.) So much toxic waste will have to be disposed of, like the fake gold shit.
He also knows no one will want to honor his name after he’s dead, so he’s doing it himself
"The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end"
-Maximus to Commodus in Gladiator
Donnie "Don't Fear the Reaper". Now, that's going to give everyone an ear worm.
More cow bell
Always seems to come down to size for him, doesn't it?
That's what happens when you have certain assets that are very very tiny. Oh, I meant his intelligence. Well, that too.
By despoiling the Reflecting Pool
He's overcompensating for his own small tool
Just leave it alone
You cut-rate Capone
Fall asleep as usual and drool
Bill Pulte's trophy
"Pulte fucks only the young"
Epstein would approve
You may be close to the truth. Pulte's father was invested in Epstein's financial deals. When Trump plucked him initially to be head of the Federal Housing Administration, Bill Pulte was slumlord of an actual trailer park in Florida.
"Overcompensating for the freakishly withered mushroom in his pants." Jeff wins the internet today. That was laugh out loud good.
Thanks for the out loud laugh!!!
Apparently, yesterday’s pool-flaunting and reporter shaming presser ended rapidly, perhaps because of a Brown Alert. Rubio ought to be yelled at wherever he goes: “Your political career is OVER. You are not going to be Viceroy of Cuba.”
Trump belches his bitter biles
He complains Kaitlan Collins never smiles
You misogynist poo
Why would she smile at you?
You're all over the Epstein files
LOL You are just too good at this! 😂
I don't see a smile from his old ugly face either.
He never smiles. The best he can do is a fake-looking grimace while he holds up his thumb.
He only smiles when he's laughing at one of his jokes, which aren't really jokes but psychotic musings.
I suggest, instead, "Show us your shoes!"
Or "You do know that making false statements to Congress is a crime, don't you?"
What's a Brown Alert? I looked it up and got various definitions. A weather alert of some sort?
Sounds to me like a diaper deposit event. They should have a klaxon for that so the room can be evac-ed pronto
LOL A Klaxon!!
Believe it or not, the Urban Dictionary referred to “flatulance” in this case.
As far as I know, flatulence is colorless, so a "Brown Alert" surely means something more, uh, substantial
But flatulence, composing partly of methane, does produce a pretty blue flame. Do not attempt ignition if wearing nylon, polyester, or any flammable synthetic BTW.
OMG! My brothers demonstrated this phenomenon. Boys are so crazy. Thanks for the memories.
No need for a klaxon, just operational olfactory glands that will tell you everything you need to know.
shit the pants
We in health care also call it Code Brown as opposed to Code Blue which could be cardiac arrest. It's just a failure on the other end. It's black humor.
Ahhhh… good to know. Thanks!
I've been saying he's sold his soul. He looks dead on the inside.
Hitler had brown shirts. Trump has brown pants.
I love it that you include pics of your wife at the end. I hope you're managing okay.
Best thing that could happen today is Donny takes another nap and never wakes up. Someone do a predication on THAT. Kaitlin Collins is a hero... unflappable. And Marco IS neutered - great way to describe it. Is he married? Does he have any kids? His ears make him look like an elf. 🙄
Love the pics of Ms. Spouse. Love that you took the pictures.
Too bad no one in the rest of the press corps is willing to stand up for her.
Tragic, really. I think she, Caitlin, should have laughed out loud. It might have started everyone laughing! Baby Donny hates that the most.
Or she could have said, "I'm not here to make up for the fact that Melania never smiles."
They have jobs they want to keep and they have just see all the reporters for 60 Minutes fired without cause. Some cable channel should hire Stephen Colbert and the 60 Minutes crew to do shows. I bet their ratings would be through
the roof.
Agree. I am in awe of how many photos Jeff has of Claudia. For some reason, it really shows me what soulmates they were
A scummy combover named Rubio
Oh God, what a sycophant Boob-io
Afraid to speak truth
'Cause he'll then get the boot
He should quit his dumb job and smoke doob-ios.
And that blue fucking thing called a pool
In which Drumpfy barfs Big Macs and drools
Is a waste of our time
It's now covered in slime
Oh... those MAGAs... a bunch of dumb fools.
Good one, Frosty! I have a Rubio as well:
Lil' Marco, you bootlicking simp
Why such fealty to that mean blimp?
The Sultan of Snooze
Makes you wear oversized shoes
You're the paragon of a whipped wimp
You made me laugh out loud with that one, Doc!
My work here is done
Snap!
👏👏👏👏👏
When Donny says "final negotiations," how does he define the word 'final"? Six days?Six weeks? I doubt six months, to quote Donald Rumsfeld? Or maybe SIX YEARS? He's been telling us this thing is on the verge of being over since the day it started.
“two weeks”
And a concept of a plan
He has no clue whats going on. His handlers tell him what to say. He couldnt negotiate himself out of closet.
I love the Claudia photos! Brings a smile to my face every time! As for Trump … he sucks at EVERYTHING!
Kudos to Kaitlin Collin’s… She is pretty close to winning your way to fucking long contest!!!!!
He was close! Kaitlan Collins has hatred because she has boundaries.
I wish I could be in a room with him and he spoke at me like that. And for the record: I would have won Jeff's prize over 2000 days ago, my job be damned.
Thank you Jeff -
It's a good reminder that the pedo criminal elect has zero interest in governing. His daily focus is on how to raid taxpayer money, bribery, crypto and other Trump family frauds, selling pardons for cash, yelling at female journalists, complaining about judges who apply the rule of law (ie. -not the bent Roberts court), and pursuing anyone who has not offered their complete fealty to the corrupt mad self-proclaimed King. His appointments, his sharts on "Truth" Social, the wars, threats, cruelty, and profound abuse of power -all meant to distract us from the Epstein/Trump/Maxwell files.
Donnie is apparently unaware that most of the world's tallest buildings are in Asia, but. that wouldn't fit his narrative. Only One World Trade Center is among the ten tallest buildings.
The way he looking into that reflecting pool you’d think he was looking for his reflection. He also wondered why the water wasn’t rushing out until someone had to tell him.
Surprised he didn’t have his ugly face painted in there!
don't give him ideas! 😂
HA! Tess! You beat me to it! 😂😂 I wouldn't have put that past him!
Great minds 😂😂😂😂
Don’t give him any ideas.