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Aug 25, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

I'm so glad you ended this by reminding people who the genuine victims of America's system of justice are: the poor, people of color, immigrants. Thank you.

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Thank you for that photo of Chris Hemsworth next to the beached whale with the ‘strawberry blonde’ hair. Haha. The only thing missing from his inmate number is the letter ‘S’. It should be POS1135809. Henceforth, I will refer to him as inmate Piece of Shit........

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Also, I just have to state the obvious once again - that mug shot pose that was rehearsed for hours with the help of ‘somebody’ is the corniest, stupidest, bad acting, pathetic attempt to look like a tough guy. When, in actuality, he’s the weakest dolt scum bag.

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Aug 25, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

Run on sentence: 84 words (unless I’m laughing and missed a few!) You’ll be at 100 before October 23!

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As Peter Strzok aptly tweeted today. “Dear Fulton County, so look. All I want to do is this. I just want to find 290 lbs, which is 75 more than we have.”

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Aug 25, 2023Liked by Jeff Tiedrich

To be fair (to Hemsworth), muscle weighs more than fat.

To be honest, that ridiculous claim (215 my ass) is far more entertaining than would be an actual weigh-in report.

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Good heavens, Hunter Biden FLEW on a PLANE with his FATHER?!?!? Now that is real important news reporting.

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Here in the UK we have our fair share of buffoons and dipsticks in our political system, and the Royal Family, but nothing like the Trump circus. He's truly a one-off world class idiot which is obvious by the insane size of the motorcade taking him and his ego to and from his shitty aircraft. He still thinks he's so important. From our perspective he was an embarrassment as a president and seems to determined to continue in that vein since being kicked out of the WH. It's sad that this infantile moron has divided the US and turned your justice and political systems into a farce.

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It’s fascinating that they wouldn’t get out the ol’ yard stick and scale for some accurate data - what’s the point of collecting unverified height/weight/hair color/eye color data?

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Jeff, I appreciate what you're doing here. It's necessary and important. I look forward to it. Please keep it up.

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LOL! The image of MAGA rolling up on their mobility scooters.... 🤣🤣🤣

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“An inmate number: P01135809.” This will become one of the most important moments in American history, because it’s stands for all time.

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Is there ever gonna be a day when we get a break from news of Donald Trump?

The gravity of the possibility of this miserable person becoming President again is truly awful.

But maybe if we ignore Donny’s bad behavior he’ll just stop... go away?

Toddler management 101

I know. Wishful thinking.

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I already know that fucking mugshot is going to end up on an American flag background with "He died for you" some day.

Uggggh.

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Will someone please do a study of the DNA makeup of these people who continue to adore and condone this POS? If they do, I bet you'll find some kind of mutant strain or genetic deficiency that contributes to their insane belief that P01135809 is the chosen one. 🤦‍♀️ Always an excellent column, Jeff. 👍

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You always make my day!

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