I loved it when Biden said *Every sentence from Rudy has a noun, a verb and 9/11.* BOOM!
The first episode of Saturday Night Live after 9/11 opened with a group of first responders - cops and firefighters - with Rudy and then-Police Commissioner Bernard Kerick in front. When Lorne Michaels slapped a cop on the back, dust rose, presumably dust from the World Trade Center. Paul Simon sang “The Boxer.” It was quite moving. Michaels asked, “Is it okay to be funny?” To which Rudy replied, “Why start now?” What a funny guy.
It was later revealed that Kerik conducted two affairs simultaneously using an apartment set aside for first responders. What a classy guy. He was found guilty of multiple ethics violations and pleaded guilty to 8 federal felonies. After the 2020 election, he promoted the *stolen election* lie because of course he did. Naturally, Cheeto Jesus pardoned him because fuck you, that why.
I used to think Rudy sold his soul to align himself with Trump. But remembering that one of Rudy’s wives learned he was divorcing her AT A PRESS CONFERENCE, he clearly is more like Trump than not.
Backpfeifengesicht is Rudy Giuliani. (I may have named him once already. Oh well.) Now it’s believed that he offered pardons for $2 million. (A bargain.) Holy fuck, boys and girls! That, plus calling for “trial by combat,” on 1/6, give him a face in need of a punch.
I have heard Trump helped Rudy setup the Italian mafia for Rudy's US attny points and for trumps helping the Russian voy get access without competition- a win-win kind of deal?
Not that I’d put it past Tweedledum and Tweedledumber but I don’t think they’d have the juice - or the eggs - to mix it up with wiseguys. But what I COULD see - and I just now thought about it: With Trump being a developer, Daddy Gotti could - and likely did - shake him down for no-show jobs for his bent nose boys, and insurance so those same wiseguys wouldn’t torch his buildings. But a quid pro quo? I don’t think the Teflon Don would play “Let’s Make a Deal with the worst businessman on Earth. PS: Vicki Gotti told me her daddy is *old school Italian.* Oh yeah.
I have to agree with Zimmermann; this is a sophisticated and dangerous idea; for jerks like those two, it would have taken smarts and the weight in their asses that Rudy and Donald just don't have. Donald acts like a "Don" but doesn't have the lead in that pencil.
The thing is, did she forget she had teeth? That would have been a successful way of removing herself from the disgusting job she signed up for. BLEAH! So many heebiejeebies!
When I read, the poor woman was forced to give that gross excuse of a man a blow job, I thought of that scene in The World According to Garp. The woman character was giving a BJ to the man while he was driving and when they pulled into the driveway, he went over a big bump, and she bit his penis into. I loved that scene, but mainly because I owed that exact same antique P210 Volvo at the time.
The plaintiff should have bit ole drunk RG's dick in half, I mean what could he do? Tell the truth as to how it happened?
Teeth are not useful when you might get slapped, or hit, or lose your job. Also, he was holding her hair, so it is very likely that her causing him pain would have ended up in him doing the same to her. Obviously, if she had bitten his penis off we would all be better off for it. She might not have had the foresight in the moment.
It's really pathetic how the MSM continues to give these creatures and ecosystem they inhabit the benefit of the doubt, instead of identifying the obvious pattern. It's not even a cess pool, it's the contents of a forgotten porta pottie in the summer Florida. If I accept a nice dinner from a vendor I get fired.
Eeewwwww! He is a scum bag. I remember the press conference he arranged at the “Four Seasons.” Turned out to be Four Seasons Landscaping and was located next to a porn shop. That was such a debacle of epic proportions. Hysterical! It makes you wonder how such an incompetent man ever got elected to mayor. I guess by grifting, connections to other scum bag politicians. He deserves everything he gets--which hopefully is many years behind bars.
Rudy Giuliani is slime. Before making his separation announcement He would use his Mayoral car to drive himself and Judy, his mistress, out to the Hamptons. He humiliated his then wife so badly I think his children stopped talking to him. POS. His popularity waned after that.
Firstly - Jeff, I’m not sure we can handle you taking time off! The withdrawal was excruciating.
As for ‘America’s Mayor’ , I never did understand where that came from. The only thing Giuliani ever supposedly did that sounded the least bit American was to have every graffitied subway train car painted over every night to discourage taggers. A right elegant waste of taxpayer money.
As a native New Yorker, I can assure you we knew Guiliani and tRump were both class-A pieces of shit!
It’s the goddamn press that’s turns assholes into blathering hero’s.
"heroes"
Absolutely!
Most Def!
I loved it when Biden said *Every sentence from Rudy has a noun, a verb and 9/11.* BOOM!
The first episode of Saturday Night Live after 9/11 opened with a group of first responders - cops and firefighters - with Rudy and then-Police Commissioner Bernard Kerick in front. When Lorne Michaels slapped a cop on the back, dust rose, presumably dust from the World Trade Center. Paul Simon sang “The Boxer.” It was quite moving. Michaels asked, “Is it okay to be funny?” To which Rudy replied, “Why start now?” What a funny guy.
It was later revealed that Kerik conducted two affairs simultaneously using an apartment set aside for first responders. What a classy guy. He was found guilty of multiple ethics violations and pleaded guilty to 8 federal felonies. After the 2020 election, he promoted the *stolen election* lie because of course he did. Naturally, Cheeto Jesus pardoned him because fuck you, that why.
I used to think Rudy sold his soul to align himself with Trump. But remembering that one of Rudy’s wives learned he was divorcing her AT A PRESS CONFERENCE, he clearly is more like Trump than not.
Backpfeifengesicht is Rudy Giuliani. (I may have named him once already. Oh well.) Now it’s believed that he offered pardons for $2 million. (A bargain.) Holy fuck, boys and girls! That, plus calling for “trial by combat,” on 1/6, give him a face in need of a punch.
omg, I'd completely forgotten that it was Biden who said that
I have heard Trump helped Rudy setup the Italian mafia for Rudy's US attny points and for trumps helping the Russian voy get access without competition- a win-win kind of deal?
Not that I’d put it past Tweedledum and Tweedledumber but I don’t think they’d have the juice - or the eggs - to mix it up with wiseguys. But what I COULD see - and I just now thought about it: With Trump being a developer, Daddy Gotti could - and likely did - shake him down for no-show jobs for his bent nose boys, and insurance so those same wiseguys wouldn’t torch his buildings. But a quid pro quo? I don’t think the Teflon Don would play “Let’s Make a Deal with the worst businessman on Earth. PS: Vicki Gotti told me her daddy is *old school Italian.* Oh yeah.
I have to agree with Zimmermann; this is a sophisticated and dangerous idea; for jerks like those two, it would have taken smarts and the weight in their asses that Rudy and Donald just don't have. Donald acts like a "Don" but doesn't have the lead in that pencil.
Setting people up is weasel work and they both seem rather cowardly but motivated sociopathic rats. Who knows, just something in the wind.
and who forget when that fucking maniac was screaming at the rnc a few years ago that george w. bush could see into the future? fuck that ass clown.
Jeff, this is so true. Giulliani has always been such a awful POS.
If you ask me, Sacha Baron Cohen went too easy on Rudy.
The thing is, did she forget she had teeth? That would have been a successful way of removing herself from the disgusting job she signed up for. BLEAH! So many heebiejeebies!
When I read, the poor woman was forced to give that gross excuse of a man a blow job, I thought of that scene in The World According to Garp. The woman character was giving a BJ to the man while he was driving and when they pulled into the driveway, he went over a big bump, and she bit his penis into. I loved that scene, but mainly because I owed that exact same antique P210 Volvo at the time.
The plaintiff should have bit ole drunk RG's dick in half, I mean what could he do? Tell the truth as to how it happened?
HA! I almost forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder. HEHEHE!
I hear they got teeth in there
"Death awaits you all—with nasty, big, pointy teeth!" Tim The Enchanter (John Cleese) in The Rabbit of Caerbannog
Teeth are not useful when you might get slapped, or hit, or lose your job. Also, he was holding her hair, so it is very likely that her causing him pain would have ended up in him doing the same to her. Obviously, if she had bitten his penis off we would all be better off for it. She might not have had the foresight in the moment.
Quesy, much? Sheesh what job is worth this?
Quit victim blaming
It's really pathetic how the MSM continues to give these creatures and ecosystem they inhabit the benefit of the doubt, instead of identifying the obvious pattern. It's not even a cess pool, it's the contents of a forgotten porta pottie in the summer Florida. If I accept a nice dinner from a vendor I get fired.
Same. Worked for the federal government briefly. Couldn’t even accept a Montblanc pen I won during a conference.
*forgotten porta pottie in the summer Florida.*
Dude, you’re a poet!!
Americas mayor my ass. More like Mayor McGrifter.
He is a grifter!
Bad Grandpa
Alkey Gudy
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Rudy Giuliani has always been a complete pos---
Yes, but imo he was never this bad. What happened to him? That question is answered easily.
Everything Trump Touches Dies. Rick Wilsons book should be titled "Everything, Everyone,Trump Touches Dies."
I could not agree more. Having lived in NYC in the 80's and watched his miserable career Rudy "911" has always been trash.
Well put Jeff.
Rudy is definitely a giant POS and always has been!! A legend in his own f----- up loser mind!
One of his employees once said something like, "I learned never to get in between Giuliani and a microphone". He's always been a narcissistic shit.
Eeewwwww! He is a scum bag. I remember the press conference he arranged at the “Four Seasons.” Turned out to be Four Seasons Landscaping and was located next to a porn shop. That was such a debacle of epic proportions. Hysterical! It makes you wonder how such an incompetent man ever got elected to mayor. I guess by grifting, connections to other scum bag politicians. He deserves everything he gets--which hopefully is many years behind bars.
It was BAD but the fact he "went on with the show" after realizing it wasn't the real Four Seasons...sheesh, what a douche!
I hope Prosecutors play the Borat Sting in Court.
Rudy Giuliani is slime. Before making his separation announcement He would use his Mayoral car to drive himself and Judy, his mistress, out to the Hamptons. He humiliated his then wife so badly I think his children stopped talking to him. POS. His popularity waned after that.
Firstly - Jeff, I’m not sure we can handle you taking time off! The withdrawal was excruciating.
As for ‘America’s Mayor’ , I never did understand where that came from. The only thing Giuliani ever supposedly did that sounded the least bit American was to have every graffitied subway train car painted over every night to discourage taggers. A right elegant waste of taxpayer money.
Probably gave himself that name!
After seeing his dripping dye sweat-a-thon, he has the charm of a used colostomy bag, no doubt!