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JD Iton's avatar

As a native New Yorker, I can assure you we knew Guiliani and tRump were both class-A pieces of shit!

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Lesley Zimmermann's avatar

I loved it when Biden said *Every sentence from Rudy has a noun, a verb and 9/11.* BOOM!

The first episode of Saturday Night Live after 9/11 opened with a group of first responders - cops and firefighters - with Rudy and then-Police Commissioner Bernard Kerick in front. When Lorne Michaels slapped a cop on the back, dust rose, presumably dust from the World Trade Center. Paul Simon sang “The Boxer.” It was quite moving. Michaels asked, “Is it okay to be funny?” To which Rudy replied, “Why start now?” What a funny guy.

It was later revealed that Kerik conducted two affairs simultaneously using an apartment set aside for first responders. What a classy guy. He was found guilty of multiple ethics violations and pleaded guilty to 8 federal felonies. After the 2020 election, he promoted the *stolen election* lie because of course he did. Naturally, Cheeto Jesus pardoned him because fuck you, that why.

I used to think Rudy sold his soul to align himself with Trump. But remembering that one of Rudy’s wives learned he was divorcing her AT A PRESS CONFERENCE, he clearly is more like Trump than not.

Backpfeifengesicht is Rudy Giuliani. (I may have named him once already. Oh well.) Now it’s believed that he offered pardons for $2 million. (A bargain.) Holy fuck, boys and girls! That, plus calling for “trial by combat,” on 1/6, give him a face in need of a punch.

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