Rudy Giuliani has always been a complete piece of shit
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Rudy Giuliani has always been a complete piece of shit
America's So-Called Mayor has never been America's Mayor
question: how did Rudy Giuliani go from being America’s Mayor to being a complete piece of degenerate shit?
answer: Rudy Giuliani was never America’s Mayor. he has always been a complete piece of degenerate shit.
Rudy’s been in the news these days, and not for any cheery, uplifting reason.
Giuliani, the lawsuit alleged, liked to work with Dunphy at home and at hotels “so that he could easily transition from work, to demanding sexual gratification, and back to work. Thus, Ms. Dunphy worked under the virtually constant threat that Giuliani might initiate sexual contact at any moment.”
oh my god. eww.
Giuliani “then pulled her head onto his penis, without asking for or obtaining any form of consent. He held her by her hair,” the lawsuit states. “It became clear to Ms. Dunphy that there was no way out of giving him oral sex. She did so, against her will.”
oh no. no. no no no no no. ugh. ugh.
shades of Borat 2.
how did we get here? Rudy Giuliani was once a respected prosecutor, and then a popular mayor. how did Rudy sink so low?
the answer is that Rudy never had that far to sink. he’s always been an amoral grandstanding power-hungry degenerate.
let us count the ways.
he’s always been an attention-hungry publicity hog.
in the 1980s, Giuliani was the US Attorney for the SDNY. he loved the attention that high-profile arrests brought him.
there was just one small problem: case after case fell apart or got thrown out of court, because for Rudy, getting his name in the newspapers was more important than getting actual justice.
Giuliani's critics said that he arranged for people to be arrested but then dropped charges for lack of evidence on high-profile cases rather than going to trial. In a few cases, his arrests of alleged white-collar criminals at their workplaces with charges later dropped or lessened sparked controversy and damaged the reputations of the alleged "perps".[52]
Rudy Giuliani ruined lives. did he care? fuck no. he got what he wanted: his face on TV.
he’s always been a raging misogynist.
his first wife was his second cousin.
he ended his second marriage via a press conference.
Mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani's marital problems exploded yesterday in a public exchange with his wife, Donna Hanover. The mayor abruptly announced that he was seeking a separation from Ms. Hanover, and Ms. Hanover, caught unaware, then said that the couple's troubles began years ago because of a previous relationship between the mayor and a member of his staff.
he’s always been a total fucking idiot.
Rudy’s incompetence actually made the events of 9/11 worse.
Giuliani has been widely criticized for his decision to locate the Office of Emergency Management headquarters on the 23rd floor inside the 7 World Trade Center building. Those opposing the decision perceived the office as a target for a terrorist attack in light of the previous terrorist attack against the World Trade Center in 1993.[130][131][132] The office was unable to coordinate efforts between police and firefighters properly while evacuating its headquarters.[133]
first responders died becase of Giuliani’s idiotic decisions. did that bother him? fuck no. 9/11 was a fucking gold mine for Rudy because once again he got what he always wanted: his face in front of a TV camera, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for months on end.
all because George W. Bush froze in panic, leaving a power vacuum for Rudy to wedge his way into.
and of course, Giuliani traded on his 9/11 fame for years, when in reality his bad decisions made the death and carnage so much worse.
oh, and speaking of that WTC command center? rumor has it that Rudy used it as a love shack.
Mark Kleiman and I have been discussing the theory that the disaster recovery bunker in WTC 7 was placed so as to make the best love nest for Rudy Giuliani and his then-extramarital-girlfriend (now wife).
what a class act.
he’s always been power-mad jackass.
still basking in the glow of his unmerited 9/11 glory, Rudy wanted it to never end.
Rudy Giuliani secretly asked then-New York Gov. George Pataki to cancel New York City’s 2001 mayoral election so he could remain in office following the Sept. 11 terror attacks, a new book reveals.
huh. canceling an election. refusing to leave office. does any of that sound familiar?
the rest, as they say, is history. the years have seen Rudy squander his unearned legacy (while making a fortune in the security industry by trading on his imaginary accomplishments), with one buffoonish act following another.
Four Season Total Fucking Clownshoes Dipshittery, anyone?
so please remember, Rudy Giuliani has never been America’s Mayor. he’s never been on America’s side. he’s always been out for himself and he’s always been a total shithead.
Rudy Giuliani has always been a complete piece of shit
As a native New Yorker, I can assure you we knew Guiliani and tRump were both class-A pieces of shit!
I loved it when Biden said *Every sentence from Rudy has a noun, a verb and 9/11.* BOOM!
The first episode of Saturday Night Live after 9/11 opened with a group of first responders - cops and firefighters - with Rudy and then-Police Commissioner Bernard Kerick in front. When Lorne Michaels slapped a cop on the back, dust rose, presumably dust from the World Trade Center. Paul Simon sang “The Boxer.” It was quite moving. Michaels asked, “Is it okay to be funny?” To which Rudy replied, “Why start now?” What a funny guy.
It was later revealed that Kerik conducted two affairs simultaneously using an apartment set aside for first responders. What a classy guy. He was found guilty of multiple ethics violations and pleaded guilty to 8 federal felonies. After the 2020 election, he promoted the *stolen election* lie because of course he did. Naturally, Cheeto Jesus pardoned him because fuck you, that why.
I used to think Rudy sold his soul to align himself with Trump. But remembering that one of Rudy’s wives learned he was divorcing her AT A PRESS CONFERENCE, he clearly is more like Trump than not.
Backpfeifengesicht is Rudy Giuliani. (I may have named him once already. Oh well.) Now it’s believed that he offered pardons for $2 million. (A bargain.) Holy fuck, boys and girls! That, plus calling for “trial by combat,” on 1/6, give him a face in need of a punch.