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all while writing this, I kept checking my phone notifications to make sure Donny hadn't filed a bond and fucked up my post. I still half-expect that lucky fuck to manage it at the last minute, because we live in the shittiest possible timeline

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His "babies" were not well cared for, were they? Now they're up for adoption. Hope they find better "parents".

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Mar 25·edited Mar 25

I used to ask my students, "What is the purpose of television?" I got all the usual answers: to entertain, inform, educate. Incorrect. Those things are side effects if they occur at all. The purpose of television is to deliver eyeballs to advertisers. TV is an advertising medium. NBC would hire Eva Braun if they thought she'd bring in paid advertising.

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“schadenfreude, it’s what’s for breakfast”… I’m sticking around for supper.

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Don Poorleone has become the overnight sensation in fitting names for -t-. Mango Mussolini, Tangerine Toddler, Donnie Douchebag, Don the Con, Agolf Twitler, Fatso Fuckface, Agent Orange, Hair Fuhrer, Cadet Bonespurs, Donnie Diaperstain, and Orange Caligula continue to delight. I bet you have a favorite too!

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When Rona asked about her Jan. 6 comment (taken from HRC post) “legitimate political discourse,” she shrugged it off as taking one for the team. My question, dear Rona, whose team? Certainly not the one I swore an oath. In any case, Rona may have a contract; I have a remote and will switch channels.

Regarding Trump’s “babies,” it is somewhat of a Freudian slip. His properties are about the only thing he truly loves in this world apart from his cosmic ego.

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This is delicious! I love that the Trumps are freaking out over being held accountable, so far at least. I’m hoping that the appeal process doesn’t bail them out.

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Everyone’s still writing their “wtf were you thinking?!” emails to NBC. Between that unfortunate hiring and recovering from Dark Brandon owning TFG’s golf brag 2/3 of the country — even the bondsmen — are mired in Trump-related fuckery.

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Jeff, You may become a national hero and international star! You have figured out a way to wipe out our national debt! At the same time, people will be in such an elevated state of happiness by watching the dumbest bully & criminal on the planet get what he should get….a bucket & toilet scrubber with a painted gold toilet in his cell. The whole family should have to see if they can get in to a homeless shelter. We’ll even pay to bus them to a very red state, preferably near alligator/crocodile & massive snake territory.

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F$ck bygones‼️ Be Gone, Ronna, begone.

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At least whores provide some societal good.

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"Christ on a corncake" HA! 😂😂 It's soooo satisfying to watch Eric The Dumb whine. And the whole Ronna thing...everyone has been passing around the email addresses of the NBC/MSNBC bosses and giving them their 55¢ worth of opinion, myself included. A total bone-headed move. Ronna is as evil LDFF. You're right...NBC ought to pay her off and find some integrity. ✌️💙

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I am so fucking furious right now. His bond was lowered to $175 million and he has ten more days to pay it. What in the actual fuck? I want his goddamn guardian angels.

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This was written by someone else. He doesn’t know a big word like mortified, and he’s certainly never felt that way.

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RICO the RNC and the top officials

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