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Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster that Republicans always decide to screw women over in election years.

You festering ferret-fuckers.

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South Carolina is an enigma. Their GQP primary was yesterday and dump beat former governor, Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley with less than 60% of the vote. (state senators in her own party still call her “that raghead”) Former candidate Tim Scott, along with Lindsay Graham, SC’s senators, are both homophobic closet cases that just love Sphincter Puss. Scott is on trumps vp shortlist to replace Mike of “Hang Mike Pence” fame. “Hang Tim Scott” might have a different tone. Former SC senator and Klansman Strom Thurmond fathered a black daughter in his twenties, a secret kept till after his death at 100. SC had more black residents (slaves) at the beginning of the civil war than white folk when SC fired the first shot of the war to protect “their property”. Politically SC has always been disgusting, the states only saving grace is Charleston as long as you don’t visit during the summer sweat fest.

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Tuberville doesn’t know shit from shinola. I saw another interview where he said he didn’t know what was in the bill. Fucknut doesn’t know the difference between a court ruling and legislation.

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Fox’s John Robert’s went on a tirade about IVF and agreeing with the Alabama Supreme Court, but here’s the thing, Roberts and his wife used IVF to have their child. There were a number of Republicans who said the same thing and were caught being hypocrites.

Republicans; they are all Tubervilles.

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We need to ram their own bullshit up their asses. It's somewhat refreshing to see the MSM call them out. At least it gets them off of their "Biden old" tropes. The GQP is committing electoral suicide. LET THEM!!

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Hey, Nikki! When a law exists that says embryos are children and entitled to full rights under the law, EVERYONE has to follow that law, no matter what they actually believe. What they think becomes irrelevant in real life. I hope that you and your ilk are left staring at your open palms on November 6th, wondering what just happened.

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I remember when IVF first came out as a possibility for childless couples. The same people were screaming they were playing God, and it was going to fill the world with monsters and be the end of the human race. The people that understand science the least are always the loudest to stop and ban it. Go figure...

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Schadenfreude Sunday to the max for me! Rs should wallow in their own hot mess

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Feb 25·edited Feb 25

"Tuberville-in-the-headlights look"....what a great moment, and kudos to the woman reporter who wouldn't let that ignorant POS off the hook until he finally fucked his own self in the ass....this insanity is gonna be fascinating to watch going forward as more republiKKKan states seek to ram jesus up our collective asses and vote in laws that will ultimately completely fuck them this November!...that's if the Ds stop this "when they go low, we go high" bullshit and take off the gloves and fight them at their level - in the gutter!!

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We need to keep pounding and pounding this. Yeah, they got their “talking points” out (though evidently not soon enough), but regardless of what they’re saying in the moment, further restrictions ARE the direction they want to head, and what they will absolutely do if elected. Look at the weird legislation being proposed in red states around IVF and abortion. We can’t let citizens forget that this is the plan!

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Tubberville, “well that’s another conversation” I tell ya Tommy, you’re a fucking ignorant individual and to prove it just keep talking.. yeah that’s the different conversation I’d like to have with this guy who got hit in the head too many times playing football, cannot speak honestly and is just an all around piece of shit 💩 But don’t get me started, it’s too early for this old guy… Best to you Jeff and all fellow travelers.

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Alabama elects their judges. What is elected can be unelected

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It sure feels like we're not getting out of this episode of the Twilight Zone........

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I am terrified . How can citizens be so stupid 😢😢😢😢💔💔💔

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I read your column out loud to my cats, and they laughed and laughed. Dr Bombay (one of them) said, “you know, it takes a lot to bust us up.”

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Tuberville is simply too big for his brain. And he holds national office because enough Democrats and Independents didn't go to the polls...

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