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Kay-El's avatar

Jasmine Crockett was fucking awesome! So was Jonathan Turley (whom I despise) because the red meat base counted on him for bullshit and he did not deliver any said bullshit.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

that's why it's important to get these people under oath

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Joan Rose's avatar

And their testimony in the congressional record

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Kay-El's avatar

Exactly. Amazing how the lies evaporate when under oath. 🤔😂

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Go Jaye Gurl, it's your birthday! HA! Jasmine Crockett killed it!

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Openly Fae's avatar

Reminds me of Beck - "Saving up your food stamps and burning down the trailer park."

And the sad part is their base just lives for this shit. Owning the libs. They won't care who goes hungry, who the shutdown hurts, what bridges collapse, of if their trailers are indeed burned down, so long as they can perceive some theoretical ground gained over "the others."

I picture a nuclear crater of America, with no life left but for Tucker Carlson crawling with his on remaining arm through irradiated waste, gasping for breath, a smile on his lips as he whispers "we sure owned the libs alright" before dying while Russia and China prepare to go to war over who gets to loot the corpse of America once all the radiation subsides.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

A usual, the shitheads will go on and on with this and when it does burn down their trailer park they will blame the deep state they have been programmed to hate.

This is all beginning to look like a Paul Conrad cartoon. The one with the guy holding out the plug of his portable television with nuclear destruction all around him, stark terror and bewilderment on his face.

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RV maxima's avatar

Yep, on the hamster wheel of propaganda day in, day out. I see now why they love them some Trump. Here is a guy with no self awareness but dead certain he is correct on every single statement, the working class hero of BS! For sure he is their guy. Ignorant swine, neither will ever own up to it,either. THAT is how comfortable they are with a lie

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Joan Rose's avatar

Until their SNAP money or Social Security checks don't come. Do you think they're capable of self reflection? Of course not. It'll be Joe Biden's fault.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Social security will still go out. Good thing for them too or I'd already be in the streets eating the rich.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Same here.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Me too...

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Alicia Norman's avatar

I recall seeing a republican conference clip where they espoused the idea that owning the liberals was a noble effort. They do this knowing that their flocks love punching down on people and would do so at detriment to their own survival.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Pyrrhic victories seem to excite them.

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Well of course, look at who they support, a man who went after a judge in the NYC Letitia James case, even SUED THE MAN. Acted astonished at Judge Engoron's livid anger when he was told "Bye-bye license. Buh-bye doing business in NY." Dude, the LAST person you wanna piss of is the judge assigned to your case. He may have won a slight battle in humiliating the Judge but he gained a powerful enemy when the attempt failed. But then Trump is not a logical man, and he has no impulse control.

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Joan Rose's avatar

Jasmine Crockett is my hero and I (almost) wish I lived in her Texas district so I could vote for her for every office she cares to run for 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Openly Fae's avatar

Maybe you'll luck out and she'll run for President.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Probably donating to her next election effort is not prohibited.

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Tess's avatar

“an unmitigated disaster wrapped inside a twenty-megaton clusterfuck wrapped inside a chicken-fucking shit-show.”....Damn! Well said!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Dead on!

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Kim's avatar

Wait.... did law professor Michael Gerhardt actually say that he 'RESPECTED' Jordan 'A GREAT DEAL'?? Good God I would love to hear him expand on the reasons WHY...

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I'm sure he was just being polite. sometimes the situation requires it

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steve robertshaw's avatar

I think he was being sarcastic while adhering to Congress's traditional formula.

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Alicia Norman's avatar

yes, let's go with sarcastic.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The art of tact is at its best when you can tell someone to go to hell and have them like you for it.

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antlisa1201's avatar

Maybe he was being sarcastic? I don’t know anything about the guy but I do know about Gym and there’s nothing there to respect, esteem or admire. He’s a cesspool of shit, puss, vomit and roadkill.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Please tell us how you really feel. 🤣😂 Very well said!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

I have more respect for a steaming pile of shit than I do for Jordan.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

I was thinking the same thing: he respected what of the half assed Gym Jordan??? There is NOTHING to respect with this POS excuse of an alleged lawmaker….

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Anti fascist's avatar

Seriously WTF

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Deb's avatar

Maybe it was to shock Jacketless Jim into shutting the fuck up and not screaming during his testimony 🙃

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Warren Tipton's avatar

Jeff, as usual, SPOT ON 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

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steve robertshaw's avatar

I can't improve on that, Warren! Just want to say that Jeff has a pretty unique way with words, and I need his take 6 days a week.

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SeekingReason's avatar

Without reading the entire thread (will do later), we need to implement a payment from the republican party when they introduce impeachment without a shred of evidence. Likewise, republican shut downs must REQUIRE stopping THEIR salaries, perks etc until resolved!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Agreed.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

And there sits the weird fire hydrant shaped Comer with the little gray cap of hair insisting Joe Biden is corrupt just because he desperately needs to convince someone, anyone at all, maybe that mouse running to his little mousehole in the baseboard over there, that there is every reason to impeach Joe Biden without one shred of evidence.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

That's their vindictive quest since most of this sham show is likely being orchestrated by his assholiness, the felonious wannabe king from behind the scenes.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Totally vindictive. Nothing but. And there sits Jonathan Turley who is a Foxite creep also saying loud and clear: There is no evidence. As Comer sits there not listening to a word because, well, vindictive and protecting the worst human on the planet who would kill democracy for good if he were reelected.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

This is totally Trump's idea.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

“Goobers” is one term I’d like to see make a real resurgence. “Peckerhead” is one syllable too long. “Cracker” is too old. “Shit-for-brains” too explicit and R-rated. “Goobers” just brings a smile to my ears.

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Openly Fae's avatar

I'm fond of "chucklefucks" myself. Can't be said on-air, but hey that's why we have the internet. Well, that, cats, and porn.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

As a bonus, you could begin referring to ultra-red districts as "Goobervilles". (And also get creative with "Tommy Tuberville from Gooberville)

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Deb's avatar

Every time I think of TT beating such a wonderful man as Doug Jones...I could cry AGAIN!!! Such an absolute travesty!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

You do know that it was Doug Jones who finally nailed the bomber who killed those four girls in Birmingham? Doug Jones is and shall always be a true hero, and all of us are shamed by his defeat.

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Deb's avatar

Yes, I did, and I agree with you that 'all of us are shamed by his defeat' by TT.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

No one knows for certain where the heck he lives, but wherever he is, that’s sure a G-ville.

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Brenda K's avatar

Yes, PLEASE let's make this a thing!!

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DonP's avatar

I, for one, use the term from Bugs Bunny. "Gulli-bulls". Combo of gullible and bullheaded.

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Lesley Zimmermann's avatar

Miscreants.

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Alicia Norman's avatar

I still vote rapscallions.

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Allan Voorhis's avatar

Yesterday's hearing was the equivalent of putting a bag of dog shit on someone's porch and setting it on fire. Democrats stomped out the fire, but their shoes didn't get dirty. The Republicans were covered with it.

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Michael M's avatar

Republicans would eat a shit sandwich if they knew liberals would have to smell their breath.

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William Burke's avatar

So far as I can tell, that’s precisely what the Republicans are doing. They have nothing else to offer.

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Eww. That's not a pleasant image....🤢

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Linda Weide's avatar

Why is reality so unreal? Who would have thought, 10 years ago, 20 years ago, 30 years ago,... that we would be living through this dog and pony show! I think it is called a Kangaroo Court. I don't know why that species has to be maligned like this, or dogs, or ponies. All of them would probably do a better job for the American people than a single Republican elected official.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

On a similar note, I was reflecting on how impossible it would have been (before the ascent of Orange Julius Cheater) for any ex-president to sit back in his hometown directing Congress to go this way and that, say this do that, as though they were marionettes.-- and they'd actually DO IT.

Someone pitching a movie script in which this happened would never get another film deal.

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Patris's avatar

Well done. Not enough obscenities. But then again, are there enough when describing these morons?

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Not only are there not enough obscenities, there aren’t any strong enough to describe how I feel about tfg and the GOP.

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Jeff ALWAYS uses just the right amount of obscenities (Okay, maybe not enough for these morons after all)

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Alicia Norman's avatar

Man, if I could cuss as much as I wanted to about these asshats there would be more bleeps than words.

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Alexandra Pitcher's avatar

It’s repulsive to watch so many supposedly grown men straining to display their undying, complete subjugation to the massive ball of slime called Trump. That’s all this is.

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Renie's avatar

No one in Congress should be paid if there is a shut down. These GOP clowns decided to make this inquiry an essential government endeavor so it doesn't get shut down due to funds. Then the federal judiciary system says it will only have 2 weeks of funds to keep it going after Oct. 1. Gee if court cases stop, I wonder what orange blob that will help?

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George A. Polisner's avatar

It’s GOP impeachment “layaway”. We’ll bring the impeachment and every month we will manufacture a “witness” or “documents” until it’s paid for.

Fiscal conservatives should be furious.

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