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He thinks he killed it. Even Kurt Andersen, who jointly coined the phrase “short-fingered vulgarian” back at Spy Magazine, says the mug’s once-negligible brain function has declined significantly, surprisingly so. And yet people are still chugging the kool-aid. Racism is a very powerful drug.

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He knows he didn’t crush it, just as he knows he didn’t win the 2020 election. It’s just a reflex with him to claim the win no matter what.

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Narcissists says what? Either he's so mentally unstable that he actually believes he crushed it or he's too Narcissistic to admit even a moment of weakness or as is most likely the case it's option C... All of the above!

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Someone like him doesn't actually "believe" or "disbelieve" things the way we do. That would require a sense of a difference between truth and falsity. To him there is only convenience: he will say whatever builds him up at the moment, regardless of any inconsistency with what it was convenient for him to say just a short while ago.

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The only thing the orange grand dragon dipshit crushed was his Adderall to feed what's left of his rotting brain. The right wing hyenas continue to accept his twisted behavior like it's no big deal and just another day at the office. Then you have the WAPO printing their slanted bullshit like it was from the 1860 version of the Biloxi Bugler. Unfortunately, it looks like the revolting behavior of the MAGAts is only going to get worse before November.

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Great comment for real.

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Hoping it gets "real worse" because aren't we seeing that some are coming to their senses bc he's become so egregious.

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Rick…👍🏻

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That sounds like a mental disorder.

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It’s just more of the Nazi “big lie” strategy (sometimes attributed to Goebbels). The Office of Strategic Services described Hitler thus:

“His primary rules were: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.”

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Thank you for including the entire quote. The tactics feel familiar.

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Since he already has Goebbles working for him in the form of Stephen Miller, it makes perfect sense that he would follow the 'Big Lie' stratgegy.

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It actually sounds like, and could easily be, a couple of them. Dual diagnoses are not only possible, but common.

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Exactly. It has been attested to that he knew he lost in 2020. Absolutely knew.

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Right, he knows he didn't crush it, but like always, he thinks if he keeps repeating the lie it will eventually turn into the truth. It's his whole MO.

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Ms. Scott may be the last true journalist in America

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Also "Queens-born casino operator."

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Actually a Queens-born casino bankrupter.

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Yes. That is now, this was then.

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"And 34-count convicted felon who is currently out on bail."

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And I actually liked that one quite a bit more. Mostly because it got under his skin. His insecurity runs very deep.

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What a crew. What a fucking crew. First time I went to the beautiful old building to see Kurt we rode down in the elevator with Graydon and if my memory isn’t playing tricks with me, I believe that Graydon was wearing spats. Am I high? Wait, don’t answer that.

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Probably. Once I was in the office (I visited rarely) and walked past Graydon's office. The door was open. He was taking a nap in his chair, wearing a sleep mask.

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queens born “failed” casino operator-fixed it😎

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For those who want to revisit Spy, or become acquainted with its excellent snark, all issues are online, for free (you have to register with the Internet Archive, but that require only an email address -- and the org doesn't spam you):

https://archive.org/details/SpyMagazine

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I so loved Spy magazine. It was funny, witty and smart.

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Anybody want to clue these guys in on how the Africans got to Jamaica?

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I have to give credit to Rachel Scott for keeping it together as she refused to get run over by trump as Kaitlin Collins did at CNN. If you recall the CNN CEO lost his job over that.

Since I don’t watch Ailes’ shitshow of a network ( yes I know he’s dead but the lack of professionalism lives on) I got to see the clip of the two people talking racial identity ( he being white, she multicultural) and then I heard the derisive term used by trump for Sen Warren except Warren identifies as Native American and Harris as Asian Indian( one piece of her multiculturalism identity). I really was taken back by sheer stupidity of Fox’s “journalist”.

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Rachel Scott is a journalist. Fox does not have any by that definition

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The backhanded retort "Are you from ABC, because I think they are a fake news network, terrible network?", shows is innate ability to clap back with a shitty rebuke (in his mind) when he is already so steeped in bullshit all he can do is play the victim.

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Right? The second he realized she was appropriately calling him out on his bullshit, he started seething and all he was ever going to respond with was shit-brained attacks on her and anyone else he could think of. He's like a feral hyena spitting and kicking out at everyone at the vet.

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She didn't kowtow! Why didn't she kowtow?

This will be followed up by a Hannity softball interview to put some ointment on the butthurt

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She is a BLACK and a FEMALE and yet she actually SPOKE UP TO HIM AND SAID THINGS! HOW DARE SHE!! Yes, a softball interview to come, where he will make things exponentially worse I'm sure

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Operation "Let Them Talk."

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Rachel Scott kept calling the mango moron “ Mr. Trump” which truly unnerved him.

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He insists on the "President." Got seriously pissed of at Judge Merchan

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He' so used to Hannity's nose in his ass that he was out of his depth. Resorted to the tried and true "fake news" whining

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He's been a POS his entire life.

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Undeemable asshole. Yep.

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Probably past lives, too

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Whoever booked him into that has probably been fired

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Not if their game plan is to stoke racial tension and hatred as a pre election media distraction 🔥

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That would be a Nazi Ghoul move (Miller)

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He's definitely going to try to disrupt the Democratic Convention with his hate and misogyny.

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If you mean at CNN, no idea. If you mean yesterday — it was perfect! The more often he is actually being forced to encounter true journalists, the more he will reveal himself. This is the stuff that the independent and undecided need to hear.

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Some say you should still give him a platform to make an ass out of himself,I don't agree, because he's always been an asshole,just a bit more deranged now. He's got his head so far up his own ass he thinks he's always talking to his babbling idiot cult,which has never won an election.

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Irrelevance is the only cure for a malignant narcissist.

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And the most unbearable of punishments.

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He's been revealing his racism for about 50 years.

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Oh, yeah. Whoever booked him into this event was feeding him to the lions

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I was quite in credit the time, wondering how that could possibly go…..

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As if they know where a library is, or how to borrow books digitally.

Can they read????

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Not so much.

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Libraries are part of what will be banned in Project 2025, including the dictionary because it is pornography according to the White Christian Nationalist and The New Apostolic Reformers version of pornography. The one that Mike Johnson cannot stop talking about. It is a lot like the radical Muslim point of view of pornography and women as seductresses if they are not covered up. Here is Andra Watkins explaining how the WCN and NAR view pornography. https://project2025istheocracy.substack.com/p/this-is-how-christian-nationalists?utm_source=publication-search

Basically a formula to ban all books in the library, even Babar.

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Ron DeSatan banned at math textbook because he said it was teaching CRT.

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DEI - CRT - WOKE - PC, they keep changing the name for rhe the 'I want to use the n word without consequences" code.

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He is pushing Project 2025 in his state. He needs to be ousted.

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Thanks for illuminating more about 2025. How are the authors of this madness not being borderline treasonous??

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They are, but a lot of what is in Project 2025 is already in practice not just in red states and by the Supreme Court, but in Blue states too. The right wing has been planning to take over our nation for decades, and it is coming to fruition. They have figured out that courts are key and it has been amazing that Biden has accomplished as much as he has, or Blue Governors and Mayors, with the right running to their favorite right wing judges to make all legislation illegal.

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Yikes. Even if we do win the oval office the focus on the zealots and henchmen can never be loosened !

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What we need to focus on if we get a Blue streak, something Putin seems to believe we will, as he released the hostages before Trump won, because he no longer believes he will, is getting control of the Supreme Court and the criminals passing for justices that sit on it.

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If it's not a menu at Waffle House, what's the point?

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The Spanish slave runners brought African slaves to Jamaica.

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As if they care. Besides, that's not history they want to learn.

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Hint: it wasn’t on a cruise ship 🛳️

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Last I checked there is one race and it is human. Kamala Harris is part of the Human race! Donald Trump is part of the Inhumane race.

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They still haven't figured out how they got to America, since they've been told a fractured fairy tale about it.

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OMG! Their membership cards to the functionally illiterate club are in the mail.

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'The Illiterati' I call them.

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And when white racists go after a Black person, do they lay off if the person points out that their parents are actually Jamaican?

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Chicago here. He knows we hate him.

He knows he’s not welcome here.

Trump traveled to Chicago just once as president, in October 2019, and has not traveled to the city since losing the 2020 election to President Joe Biden or since launching his bid for a second term in office.

And he can take his shitty building too.

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I was in Chicago for a wedding and we stayed at the Marriott downtown along the river. I had to look at the TRUMP sign on the side of that building. My anger turned to a laugh when during my architecture tour cruise, the guide ridiculed the Trump detestable building. No holding back, Chicago style!

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We all laugh at that blight on our beautiful skyline.

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People in Chicago are Smart ... that's all I gotta say.

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And we’ll be even smarter when the The Barack Obama Presidential Center, planned museum, library, and education center is opened.

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We were hopeful to have it in Hawaii, but liberals are realists, so we weren't crushed when Illinois got it

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Really??!! I didn't know that was planned!

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I love Chicago! Last time I was there, we were at the river’s edge. I turned around, looked up and saw “RUMP”. It was perfectly edited by trees/buildings between my line of sight and the top of his crappy building, it was so awesome. His building is definitely a blight in the Chicago skyline.

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Life is so much better since giving up my NYT and WaPo subscriptions.

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Same here. And did you notice, David, we can now get those expensive subscriptions for pennies on the dollar, if we really want to read trash can liners.

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$1/week for NYT when i cancelled online was the offer. For what it's worth, typed out my reason as due to their (digital) front page headlines repeatedly diminishing Biden, and never any headlines (which is what gets readers to click on or read a story) denoting trump's literally insane ramblings and posts. The actual reporters may be fine, but their bosses who choose the story topics to be highlighted and who pick the top-of-the-page large print headlines and wording are the problem.

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Did same last fall. After explaining my reason, they offered me a special deal. I told them that doesn’t change the faulty reporting. Buh-bye.

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Don’t neglect the so called “opinion” writers or the editorial board.

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Exactly me as well

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I did exactly the same. They haven't modified themselves yet.

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You have inspired me to follow suit.

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Please do so. I cancelled subscriptions to both and told them why, at length. It felt liberating.

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I did the same thing. I didn't hold back on how I felt about their so-called journalistic integrity. I'm disgusted with both the New York Times and the Washington Post post. They are actually committing journalistic malfeasance.

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More like sedition. They are in the tank for another coup.

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Me Too .....the new Me Toos ....fascists lying foreign racists publications that lie and we proved it to them .

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Yes indeed!

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I hear you, David. I ceded by NYT subscription a couple years ago and will give up my WaPo later this month when it expires (not to be renewed). Am now spending that money on Substack writers/news providers.

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Amen

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AMEN to that

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And what the heck in all the world was his comment about Kamala being a "play toy" for world leaders?

Geez, tell me you're a misogynist racist WITH telling me you're a misogynist racist. And the rest of his enablers? They can go straight to hell, do not collect $200.

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Yes, that was rich...she's only been meeting with world leaders for the last 4 years.

The only time we've had to worry about a President meeting with world leaders is when Dipshit Donnie held the title. If they weren't laughing at him, he was having clandestine meetings with dictators that we STILL know nothing about when he probably was selling government secrets!

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Selling access to our government

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Didn’t understand what NATO was.

Embarrassing us in front of our allies.

Always the putz.

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He still doesn't.

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But he only wants us to pay our fair share ; the other countries have to pony up more… so he can say “I saved our country Millions”

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Likening her to a frightened mouse, or a small plastic ball with a bell inside, being batted around by vicious cats: Dehumanizing and diminishing the uppity Black woman is how he tries to deal with his fear of her. An offensive defense is his go-to modus operandi.

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He does that to everyone that doesn't kiss his ass because it's the only way he can feel important.

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And God knows how visible his ass is

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He has no sense of irony, among the many good qualities he lacks, such as empathy, humor, depth, knowledge, etc., etc. For him to say that about anyone else is laughable when he has been and still is Putin's "play toy."

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He was always Putin's boy. Easy to see.

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Still is. And for some reason, MAGAs don't think his Putin connection is bad for America.

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Heck - MAGAs like Russia … it’s all whitey. and they don’t see any problems with LDFF smooching up to Poootin

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Traitors

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My sentiments exactly!

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Is that better or worse than Vanky trying to impose herself on meeting with world leaders when Daddy Dearest was Preznit? Frankly, that was one of the most embarrassing things I've seen in the longest--her wandering up to various world politicos with a drink in hand, trying to have them focus their convos on her, when they had no idea who she was.

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It was a jaw-dropping shitshow from the very first words he uttered and it never got anything but worse and worse. He's so conditioned to only be appearing before his crowds that jsut hear the exact same weird incoherent stream of vile consciousness he's always had that he couldn't seem to understand where he was. Not, Donny Dotard, among "my blacks." And to Rachel Scott, you are what we want in a journalist. Ask the hard questions. Listen so that what you hear you can address instead of moving on and letting them make a campaign slogan kind of thing. She is excellent and the right kind of tough.

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It’s like he has memorized the same tired lies and can’t deviate from them anymore because he can’t take in new information.

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That's a sure sign of dementia. He has to stick to the same schtick or he'll forget what he's talking about...

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Stick to the schtick. I like it!

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She was the kind of professional we wish other journalists would emulate. Her first "question" was a statement with a question mark at the end. Much too complex for Donny to adequately address. Remember, he never answered more simple questions tossed at him by the debate moderators. No way would he be able to answer, let alone refute, the devastating array of facts posed by this journalist.

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Although being polite with their guest, the NABJ members in audience should have booed him off stage after the first

insult. Really loud - throw a few veggies at him too- the potato head imbecile!

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But instead, Dave, they outclassed him. Me, I think I've lost any and his niece says there's something that really sets him off from his childhood about a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head. I could do that easily and I'd never care one minute.

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Totally agree Dave… the audience had class!

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And didn't give him that to trash them with.

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Trump is a sadist. He wanted to be insulting.

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Went to a fundraiser for NC candidate Josh Stein and was blown away by the enthusiasm statewide and nationally.

Of course, when we have a deranged pig like Mark Robinson running, it helps with motivation

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Robinson is clearly insane! It's an insult to pigs to compare them. Some of the things that come out of Robinson's mouth absolutely blow me away. I hope that North Carolina sees what kind of turd he really is.

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I’m in NC, too. I wondered how anyone could hear Mark Robinson speak and think hmmmm, that’s who we want to be Governor!

Then I talked to a few of my neighbors. Christ on a cracker. The lunacy is beyond description. It’s like have a talking doll that’s programmed by Fox News.

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The one good thing about the emergence of djt and his movement is that it revealed the depth and dangerousness of the racism, rage, and violence that have been present all along. We knew it was there, but not how deep and not how intense. Now we can be prepared (at least theoretically) for verbal and physical attacks; now we can start to formulate plans to help address the causes of that rage and help those who can be helped (and who want to be helped) enter the rational world.

A seemingly impossible task, I know -- but I like to keep in mind that Derek Black (son of a major white suprem) became a tolerant person once he encountered so-called Others at college and came to know/like them. And the Sarah Jones who writes for NY mag (there's another writer named Sarah Jones) was raised in an ultra-religious home and went to a religious college, but she ultimately became progressive (not sure what prompted her journey). And, there are others, not known to us. Not so many, but some.

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Robinson -- I can't even ...

Thank you.

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Right?! He's just despicable.

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Rachel Scott rattling off a list of his racist history before asking the question was awesome, and he didn’t even bother to try to stop her.

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I think he was shocked to hear all his racist shit in one stream, pouring forth like sewage over his phony hair.

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..or his piss stained badger pelt as Jeff calls it. Cracks me up every time 🤣.

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Jeff, sorry that you can't be weird 🙃🙃🙃🙃anymore because the Republicans now own the word. But you're still very precious and we 😍😍😍😍 YOU!!!! The long hairs🪮🎸🎸🎸🪮of the world have lost their special word, but in a good cause!

Our new motto: Keep MAGA weird!

Heck, maybe we can use OSW ("Old School Weird") for you and MMW ("Mega MAGA Weird") for them.

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I'm still weird, I'm just the good kind of weird

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Your three opening paragraphs today are beautiful. The rest of we writers must stand in awe of that takedown.

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That's what I said to a friend of mine yesterday! I embraced my weirdness a long time ago and I don't want them to take that from me. So now, I'll say that I'm the "good kind of weird". Thank you!

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Repressed people always think the open minded are " weird ".

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There's good weird and there's creepy weird. We can all tell the difference. "Keep Portland Weird" is not a welcome to JD.

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I’d want confirmation from the missus on that point.

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Notice that The Washington Post neglects to characterize the campaign's "new phase." That's because they, too, shit the bed with their dumb headline and now they don't know what to say, so they print a phrase that means nothing. There is no new phase. Donald has always been a grotesque, racist asshole and his behavior, as Kamala said, is the same old show. Our WaPo subscription expires in Sept. We are not renewing.

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This is all Trump's got. He has nothing else but his third grade name calling, his hate, his racism. He has no real plan - this is all he's got.

Rather than play into his racism let's take Kamala's lead - call it out as being disrespectful, laugh at him, and then talk about how to unify the country.

I for one am looking forward to asking Madam President - do you think you will pardon convict Trump?

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Exactly. It's all he's got because his personality arrested when he was a third grade schoolyard bully, and we all know how they end up.

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In private if he ever asked her ( thru his parking lot lawyers, of course, he would never plead before a black woman) she could reply “ Tell your Mafia “Don” he can kiss my Indian- Black ass”

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No comment needed! 😆

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I thought the Kamala campaign's response was perfection.

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Keep talkin', donnie & jaydee -- you're making a landslide Dem win ever more likely (KNOCKS WOOD, THROWS SALT OVER SHOULDER).

ICYMI: Last night on MSNBC, GOP strategist and never-trumper Stuart Stevens said that watching him during that event was like "watching a baby crawl across the interstate, at night."

(Edited to change incorrect "winner" to "win.")

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Especially the DEI portion — when he asked, the reporter literally spelled it out, and he was still gobstruck. Too bad making a complete ass out of himself doesn’t raise his blood pressure. He’d have dropped dead right there.

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I’ve been waiting for that moment to occur ever since he descended that fucking gold escalator. He kept trying to do a “gotcha” by barking “What’s YOUR definition of DEI? Go ahead. Go ahead,” like the pipsqueak mob boss he thinks he is. “Sir, that IS the definition,” the smart Black lady informed him, and he sulked and blarted out another distraction attempt, which also failed.

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I don't think he knew what DEI stands for

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Of course he didn’t! She patiently explained, “Diversity, Equity, Inclusion [you fucking dumbass],” and he still demanded a “definition.” What a fucking dumbass.

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Yes he is. I've never seen a public figure with his combination of pathological personality traits. He has zero positive qualities. Zero. Wow. That tells me something about Melania too

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Knocks on wood, throws salt over the shoulder…. and orders his third shot of tequila, asking “where the hell are the mariachis?”

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Damn! How absolutely DUMB can these idiots be???? They need an education and will clearly never get one! Trump continues to be the master idiot himself and the lemmings follow …for some dumb reason! Well stated Jeff-I don’t think you missed a thing!!!!

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It's been eight years now and I still can't believe how dumb they are and how many of them there are.

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FUCK the WP, FUCK the NYT, and FUCK that vile bloated ignorant misogynistic racist pile of SHIT!!!....I'm so sick of him getting a pass for every vile thing he says and does...what's next for führer trump, showing up at one of his hate rallies in a brown suit with red arm bands with fucking swastikas on them???...what will it take for this stupid fucking country to wake the fuck up and see him for who he is???...I want Kamala to win for SO many reasons, but the biggest one is so we can see the indictments against that slob come to fruition and to see him found guilty of ALL the crimes he is obviously guilty of, and to see justice rained down on that disgusting pile of raw sewage...one of the other myriad reasons is so we never have to hear his vile name again, or see that ugly orange puss again...I long for the time when all this becomes reality, and that time is fucking November 5th!!!!

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The only thing Agent Orange Crush crushed was any semblance of being perhaps 25% of a rational human being. And I’m being on the generous side.

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a lot too generous, if I may

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All of the Returd's garbage is going to shoot right up their asses and blow them to smitherines. Then they can see how many smitherines Trump blew into.

The most hated person on the planet is, well, the most hated person on the planet. Everything he touches dies. If he is breathing, he is lying. Every accusation is a confession. All the truth about him. I am proud that I have never strove toward any of those attributes.

It will only get worse friends. He will drag us along the ditch of his life if we let him. It's Donald Trump. Fuck him.

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Darrell… excellent commentary!!

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