This entire G7 saga reads like a deleted scene from Idiocracy where the President gets distracted mid-negotiation by a squirrel and accidentally declares war on a salad bar.
The trade “agreement” with the European Union, signed with the UK? That’s not diplomacy, that’s a Mad Libs fever dream.
This entire G7 saga reads like a deleted scene from Idiocracy where the President gets distracted mid-negotiation by a squirrel and accidentally declares war on a salad bar.
The trade “agreement” with the European Union, signed with the UK? That’s not diplomacy, that’s a Mad Libs fever dream.
And the DonnyPhone? Of course. Because what better way to follow up international humiliation than launching a gold-plated hallucination that doesn’t exist, powered by fumes and delusion.
He didn’t leave early to fix the Middle East. He left because his handlers knew the next time he opened his mouth, a baguette might fall out.
This is not leadership. It’s a grift wrapped in senility, dipped in hairspray, and marketed as greatness.
I was one of the very few who went (Atlantic Trump Casino) on a 3 day gambling (door prize) and you folks would believe the ‘swag bag’ but at the time I was shocked at the 100% Chinese made garbage I received, really the thing I remember most was a brand new camera of course it looked like one. It never worked it was such junk I got what I paid for. Loose tables though and I actually made money there but boy was it quiet there crickets.
I don't gamble, but years ago when I was young, 4 of my friends from work and I went to the opening of the "Taj Mahal". The tackiest, most vulgar thing I have ever seen...just like him. I saw him walking through with Michael Jackson. I could not wait to get out of there.
This entire G7 saga reads like a deleted scene from Idiocracy where the President gets distracted mid-negotiation by a squirrel and accidentally declares war on a salad bar.
The trade “agreement” with the European Union, signed with the UK? That’s not diplomacy, that’s a Mad Libs fever dream.
And the DonnyPhone? Of course. Because what better way to follow up international humiliation than launching a gold-plated hallucination that doesn’t exist, powered by fumes and delusion.
He didn’t leave early to fix the Middle East. He left because his handlers knew the next time he opened his mouth, a baguette might fall out.
This is not leadership. It’s a grift wrapped in senility, dipped in hairspray, and marketed as greatness.
May our embarrassment ticker rust in place.
"DonnyPhone" 🤣
I was one of the very few who went (Atlantic Trump Casino) on a 3 day gambling (door prize) and you folks would believe the ‘swag bag’ but at the time I was shocked at the 100% Chinese made garbage I received, really the thing I remember most was a brand new camera of course it looked like one. It never worked it was such junk I got what I paid for. Loose tables though and I actually made money there but boy was it quiet there crickets.
I don't gamble, but years ago when I was young, 4 of my friends from work and I went to the opening of the "Taj Mahal". The tackiest, most vulgar thing I have ever seen...just like him. I saw him walking through with Michael Jackson. I could not wait to get out of there.
Glad you made money while he went bankrupt.
“This is not leadership. It’s a grift wrapped in senility, dipped in hairspray, and marketed as greatness.”
Outstanding!