The perfect name for those who behave like they are in junior high and are having a pissing contest. Actually more like the boys in my daughter's eighth grade class, where they took turns pushing a quarter around the rim of a toilet bowl with their tongues, and each time it fell in they had to fish it out of the toilet and put it back on the rim. At least their hormonal surges in the throws of puberty could somewhat excuse this disgusting behavior, the boy who thought it up was a big Trumper, and he was right in there doing it. No excuse for DT and EM other than that they are permanently developmentally at the junior high puberty stage.
Linda, thanks for the visual of 8th grade boys pushing a quarter around the rim of a toilet bowl. Sounds like a next gen bunch destined for the House of Reps!
Yup and President Elon Sucks gets $20 billion a year in government funding for SpaceX but the dickhead shit cans $190 million for children's cancer research. This no shame, anti government, heartless asshole has enough of his own money to keep playing rocket man but could give two shits about the future of kids dealing with a catastrophic illness. The fact that 38 Republicans defied Musk and the orange dipshit puppet he owns and controls is a sign that they're not all on board with the reckless, greedy and incompetent MAGA agenda. Fingers crossed for a resolution and no shutdown.
well, true, but does he really have access to all of those? They aren't like nukes, sitting ready for launch as needed. I'm sure he's got a few in TX for the launch tests that drop debris on anyone unfortunate enough to live close to the Gulf, but I'd guess NASA has actual possession of a bunch of them, and just because Elno's who he is, he doesn't have automatic access, or the ability to drag them off one by one to a launch pad... He might try, but those are secured facilities that you don't just waltz into, even if you're President Elno.
... oh, and I forgot the ones he's using to launch his StarFink satellites, which are also in TX. But still, the NASA facilities I'm familiar with aren't inclined to let any old billionaire come & fuck with their rockets without clearance, Clarence...
I should clarify. That's true if we're talking about big rockets that can reach outer space, but even terrorists have tiny rockets that can only go a few miles.
I should clarify. That's true if we're talking about big rockets that can reach outer space, but even terrorists have tiny rockets that can only go a few miles.
We know with certainty that Musk is a Putin puppet, it’s rather dubious that he has hyper-sonic missile technology though…. But this should please all the apocalyptic religious lunatics Burke!!
Yes!! His fragile ego won’t stand for it for long, and soon Elno will find himself out on his ass. Just go back to slurping up government dollars, you fucking creep.
Or here’s a good idea: let’s deport him! Shouldn’t he go back to where he came from?
I am actually fantasizing about the prospect of Trump deporting Musk when this all comes to a head. And it will. Two billionaire narcissists can't co-exist.
First tax him back to Millionaire status. And let him bring home the two stranded astronauts on the Space Station. Although I sincerely doubt that Elonia’s presence or input is needed for a launch.
Poor Trump, he just can't get it right. Syncophants are adoring, and ineffectual at governing. Oligarchs and political hacks only know how to take care of themselves; they don't seem to understand that holding office is a service to others. This concept does not compute.
Here’s a phrase that has to get back into common usage: Public Servant. Remember that? Remember when the people who SERVED in Congress (you got that word, right?) were not trying to be Public Masters? Let’s just roll that one around in our minds, and maybe in our discourse for a Long while.
Do you really think rump cares as much as he did Term1? I mean this run was about personal safety (staying ahead of the law0 - & mission practically accomplished?) Seems like he'd be content hobnobbing w/ the richest - who HAVE to include him... not sure he would care as much abt appearances and just focus on the money part...
PPV to raise $ for $190 million plus childrens' cancer research: Pre- Inaugural psychotic break. vp rapist vs
maybe POTUS non elect musk. Issues: who sits at Resolute Desk; vp maybe rapist finds Starlink docs& love letters in Melania's bedroom; Musk, dresses up as Darth Vader for family Christmas dinner and confesses to Barron "I am your father".
If I were Leavitt I'd spread out a large plastic tarp around Orange Fuckface before reading the body of the message... between the ketchup missles and head exploding, it will get messy
Here’s a thought. If the Republicans run Elon Musk for Speaker, as some are talking about, and a handful of their caucus votes for the Democratic candidate, that would make Hakeem Jeffries Speaker. Then if he could hold on to those representatives, he could have a coalition that might make trump/musk’s life miserable.
I propose we rename the republican party the FIG party (Fear, Ignorance, Greed). That's all they have! And it's a throwback to when repubs were the Whig party. They can be called figgies.
How the 1% convinced a fair proportion of the 99% to let them, the 1%, take money from us, the 99%, and give it to them, the 1%, is the biggest bamboozle in American political history.
it starts with just a tiny seed (or at least a tiny bit of seed funding) -- you buy one elected representative, and before you know it, you have your own major party in congress, a president, and 2/3 of a supreme court...
Jeff, as always you couple brilliant analysis with excellent, and biting wit. I always share your work with everyone the I can, letting them know that they need to read your column every day. As a miscreant retired Navy Chaplain and semi-retired priest, I have to say that your column is like Cheeseburgers falling from heaven.
By the way here is my column about President Musk and President In Name Only (PINO) Trump. However, my longtime friend, and retired miscreant Military Chaplain, Elvis who hails from the Cotton Belt of the Deep South came up with the term PENIS, (President Exercising Negligent Imbecilic Shitfuckery), which works pretty well.
I think you're on to something regarding the tanking of a CR by two people who currently are not in government positions. Megalomaniac billionaire vs faux billionaire and both have massive egos. A collision course is already starting the acceleration toward the ending of a friends with benefits relationship for the PINO. BTW- Donny Chump looks none too happy in that photo. Or he just took a gigantic dump in his diaper.
While Trump may be the "Criminal-elect", the reality is that Vladimir and Elon are co-chairs of the Board. And here's to Mike "Little" Johnson probably convening a special MAGA/GOP meeting right now!
I just spent the morning emailing from an out of date list of senators, 62 mailings all but three rejected, I can not get through to Wikipedia, all getting blocked. All I can surmise is the sign i am sending says this
If you call the number I posted, they will direct your call to wherever you want. I’ve used it over a hundred times in the past year. Just give them the name of the Congress member you want to reach.
Possible, but also possible they want to drive traffic to their sites' contact form. They can get data on whether you are a constituent, etc. In my district(s), I haven't been able to email my senators or reps for a good 10 years now. That PLUS the sign you are sending, maybe.
Crockett is a national treasure. And Musk bought our country for a measly 277 million dollars, which he makes in one night while he sleeps. Knowing that, Musk - who has the technology in place to do so, will become a Bond villain and continue his takeover of the US and the rest of the world.
But meanwhile President Musk tweets like he's a high school cheerleader. With Trump, you know whether he wrote the tweet by whether the spelling and punctuation is correct.
Dump is a dummie with the brains and emotions of a sixth grade child. It’s confusing because he has the crazy like a fox impulses that have gotten him out of trouble by harassing others, being a 6th grade bully, and conning people with an act that he perfected with the help of the apprentice. But he’s embarrassingly stupid and undeveloped as a human. The people that voted for him have shown the rock bottom level of their own intelligence, discernment and plain common sense - OY!
There is another thing that bugs me. I don't claim to have perfect grammar, but why do people use quotation marks on everything? Thanks for letting me vent.
Welcome to the Fuck Up Show! Elmo is finding out that the Koch-head caucus can't be controlled.(Ask Holy Mike, Kevvie, and Boner.) Maybe their collective incompetence is our unexpected Holiday gift. If they shut the government down over the Holidays, the shit will be all over Elmo and the rest of the Sewer Clown Collective.
Never miss an opportunity to call Skippy the Dipshit “President Musk.”
That was sooo funny when Walz called him that😂😂😂
I was so sad he lost, but I was so happy Elon heard that he got called that.
The perfect name for those who behave like they are in junior high and are having a pissing contest. Actually more like the boys in my daughter's eighth grade class, where they took turns pushing a quarter around the rim of a toilet bowl with their tongues, and each time it fell in they had to fish it out of the toilet and put it back on the rim. At least their hormonal surges in the throws of puberty could somewhat excuse this disgusting behavior, the boy who thought it up was a big Trumper, and he was right in there doing it. No excuse for DT and EM other than that they are permanently developmentally at the junior high puberty stage.
That's been my exact take forever. These people talk like middle school boys arguing over which Marvel movie rules.
You sure? I would have said the fragile-skinned, two year old toddler stage. At least for Trump.
Linda, thanks for the visual of 8th grade boys pushing a quarter around the rim of a toilet bowl. Sounds like a next gen bunch destined for the House of Reps!
Yeah! That’s what the Repubs were doing during their budget talks.
Skippy. Snort. 🃏
President Skippy? A two-in-one?
Jeff thinks it's gonna be fun when Musk and Trump blow up at each other. But remember that Musk has more rockets than 140 countries put together.
Yup and President Elon Sucks gets $20 billion a year in government funding for SpaceX but the dickhead shit cans $190 million for children's cancer research. This no shame, anti government, heartless asshole has enough of his own money to keep playing rocket man but could give two shits about the future of kids dealing with a catastrophic illness. The fact that 38 Republicans defied Musk and the orange dipshit puppet he owns and controls is a sign that they're not all on board with the reckless, greedy and incompetent MAGA agenda. Fingers crossed for a resolution and no shutdown.
Children's Cancer ads are on TV all the time. A perfect gift for hard to buy for last minute gifts, or to show them our love. https://www.stjude.org/promotion/impact-giving-pm.html?sc_dcm=58700008005633531&sc_cid=kwp&sc_cat=b&&&&&gclsrc=aw.ds&ds_rl=1291300&ds_rl=1285465&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAyJS7BhBiEiwAyS9uNWa2Ryvvvh_2olfoxiv3MlmffBxs2uBGO7Xszvdz3CIu494W5HbdUBoCI-UQAvD_BwE
Irrelevant that he might have rocket parts but most importantly they will be mortal enemies and it could get bloody two baby boys.
I’m putting up odds on the winner, at 85-15 for the career criminal, but Putin intervention could alter the line significantly!!
Bannon has to be watching closely too. He always wants to be where the action is.
Bannon is definitely keeping a close eye on the affray Teri, wondering how he can profit!
Patrick, look up "chaos" in dictionary, turd, musk or Bannon pics there.
Putin likes Musk better because, he's actually rich and younger so he's a far better ally.
I wonder how long it will take for the Dumpster to get pissed off at being upstaged by Musky and to unfriend him and kick him off the DOGE.
Not long. I can smell it coming.
well, true, but does he really have access to all of those? They aren't like nukes, sitting ready for launch as needed. I'm sure he's got a few in TX for the launch tests that drop debris on anyone unfortunate enough to live close to the Gulf, but I'd guess NASA has actual possession of a bunch of them, and just because Elno's who he is, he doesn't have automatic access, or the ability to drag them off one by one to a launch pad... He might try, but those are secured facilities that you don't just waltz into, even if you're President Elno.
... oh, and I forgot the ones he's using to launch his StarFink satellites, which are also in TX. But still, the NASA facilities I'm familiar with aren't inclined to let any old billionaire come & fuck with their rockets without clearance, Clarence...
Good point, but Fat Fungus 45 (47), can just 'nationalize' Skippy's rocket endeavor, or anything else Fungus thinks he deserves.
Indeed Mw, unless Trump handed out authorization, phallic-boy is pretty much fucked!!
Scary. Didn't know that.
I should clarify. That's true if we're talking about big rockets that can reach outer space, but even terrorists have tiny rockets that can only go a few miles.
Much of by Musks stash is uSA owned though Susan!
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Scary. Didn't know that.
I should clarify. That's true if we're talking about big rockets that can reach outer space, but even terrorists have tiny rockets that can only go a few miles.
We know with certainty that Musk is a Putin puppet, it’s rather dubious that he has hyper-sonic missile technology though…. But this should please all the apocalyptic religious lunatics Burke!!
Yes!! His fragile ego won’t stand for it for long, and soon Elno will find himself out on his ass. Just go back to slurping up government dollars, you fucking creep.
Or here’s a good idea: let’s deport him! Shouldn’t he go back to where he came from?
I am actually fantasizing about the prospect of Trump deporting Musk when this all comes to a head. And it will. Two billionaire narcissists can't co-exist.
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First tax him back to Millionaire status. And let him bring home the two stranded astronauts on the Space Station. Although I sincerely doubt that Elonia’s presence or input is needed for a launch.
Yes. It's not like he couldn't just buy South Africa.
Poor Trump, he just can't get it right. Syncophants are adoring, and ineffectual at governing. Oligarchs and political hacks only know how to take care of themselves; they don't seem to understand that holding office is a service to others. This concept does not compute.
Here’s a phrase that has to get back into common usage: Public Servant. Remember that? Remember when the people who SERVED in Congress (you got that word, right?) were not trying to be Public Masters? Let’s just roll that one around in our minds, and maybe in our discourse for a Long while.
I prefer "President Muskoil."
Love it! Waiting for the DT-EM relationship to implode.
Amen!
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He's still just an illegal immigrant -- just a very rich one lol. And Trump's got most of the Supremes on his side.
I'm thinking of investing in popcorn-related stocks...
Good choice. I'm a great market for popcorn, government collapse or not, you can always count on me.
OMG! Clownshoe Fuckbrains? I love you so much, Jeff. It's a real pleasure to blow coffee out my nose in the morning.
Don't need no neti pots with a sub to Tiedrich.
So true.
🤣🤣🤣
I.Am.Dead.
Its one of the few things keeping me sane in this clusterfuck of a world.
😂
Pre-soiling the fishwrap isn’t a bad thing arne!!
To: Office of the President-Elect c/o Caroline Leavitt
Re: Leader of the Republican Party
Action: To be read to the President-Elect Immediately.
Message:
PresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMuskPresidentMusk
Sincerely,
The People who know who the REAL president is.
There's a secret billionaire rule. Maxi billionaires boss mini billionaires around. Explains everything.
Alternatively, Musk has rockets, Trump has buildings. Who wins that war?
Hmmm… Godzilla vs. Mothra….kinda getting that vibe. In the meantime there’s a lot of collateral damage as these two maniacs slug it out.
Voldemort v Harry Potter & Dumbledore is what came to mind but Godzilla v Mothra works too!!
Do you really think rump cares as much as he did Term1? I mean this run was about personal safety (staying ahead of the law0 - & mission practically accomplished?) Seems like he'd be content hobnobbing w/ the richest - who HAVE to include him... not sure he would care as much abt appearances and just focus on the money part...
P123, turd said to someone "I'm taking gas and oil. You can have everything else."
Yep. Musk has more rockets than hundred forty countries put together. Think about that.
Godzilla vs. Mothra works better for me since Trump and Musk both look like they’re rubber suits.
Typical chicken’s pecking order so who’s going to come out with fewer feathers on top of his head? I’m betting on Donnie rooster poo.
I think they're going to skip feather pecking and go straight for throat tearing out.
PPV to raise $ for $190 million plus childrens' cancer research: Pre- Inaugural psychotic break. vp rapist vs
maybe POTUS non elect musk. Issues: who sits at Resolute Desk; vp maybe rapist finds Starlink docs& love letters in Melania's bedroom; Musk, dresses up as Darth Vader for family Christmas dinner and confesses to Barron "I am your father".
Musk has rockets, Trump has nukes (or will, after Jan 20.)
Musk.
I like this debate SPW!!
Trump has his name on buildings, they are leveraged to the hilt, and they get the names ripped of them, like they did in Panama and Toronto.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ditto 😆.
I replied to your great comment! It went to the end of comments and I suppose the person above me thought I was talking to them!
I just had to read it again because everytime I read it I start laughing hysterically!!
If I were Leavitt I'd spread out a large plastic tarp around Orange Fuckface before reading the body of the message... between the ketchup missles and head exploding, it will get messy
Lol!!!!!
Excellent use of space and time vorpal!!
Here’s a thought. If the Republicans run Elon Musk for Speaker, as some are talking about, and a handful of their caucus votes for the Democratic candidate, that would make Hakeem Jeffries Speaker. Then if he could hold on to those representatives, he could have a coalition that might make trump/musk’s life miserable.
Gini, from your lips .... 🇺🇸🗽
That would be a gift that keeps giving.
Ooh, I love this! In this clown show it could happen. I’m praying hard to the great spirit in the sky.
Maybe there’s a chance for us to return to a sane government and a sane life. Peace and joy would feel awful good!
I propose we rename the republican party the FIG party (Fear, Ignorance, Greed). That's all they have! And it's a throwback to when repubs were the Whig party. They can be called figgies.
I like it!
I love it!!
Thats good!😂😂
Fuckin Figgies yes!
Better.
Figgy puddin’heads 😏
Dig it Mark!!
Damn. that’s sublime Robert!!
How the 1% convinced a fair proportion of the 99% to let them, the 1%, take money from us, the 99%, and give it to them, the 1%, is the biggest bamboozle in American political history.
Been going on for 40+ years now
Right, it existed before then, but that sumbitch Reagan ramped up the war on the middle class.
it starts with just a tiny seed (or at least a tiny bit of seed funding) -- you buy one elected representative, and before you know it, you have your own major party in congress, a president, and 2/3 of a supreme court...
That is why calling him President Musk needs to be stated continuously so the orange fuck face losses his mind or all of what’s left of it.
Bill, posting #PresidentMusk a skillionty times on X is Jon One for me now thru ... 🪟🪟
speaking from experience here, just don't use any userid(s) you care about keeping... :)
Jeff, as always you couple brilliant analysis with excellent, and biting wit. I always share your work with everyone the I can, letting them know that they need to read your column every day. As a miscreant retired Navy Chaplain and semi-retired priest, I have to say that your column is like Cheeseburgers falling from heaven.
By the way here is my column about President Musk and President In Name Only (PINO) Trump. However, my longtime friend, and retired miscreant Military Chaplain, Elvis who hails from the Cotton Belt of the Deep South came up with the term PENIS, (President Exercising Negligent Imbecilic Shitfuckery), which works pretty well.
Here is the link. https://open.substack.com/pub/dundas/p/donald-trump-the-president-in-name?r=1nbom2&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
Keep up the great work.
Steve Dundas
I think you're on to something regarding the tanking of a CR by two people who currently are not in government positions. Megalomaniac billionaire vs faux billionaire and both have massive egos. A collision course is already starting the acceleration toward the ending of a friends with benefits relationship for the PINO. BTW- Donny Chump looks none too happy in that photo. Or he just took a gigantic dump in his diaper.
I agree, he doesn’t look happy at all.
I'm sharing this everywhere! The wit of all of this is my salvation and sanity right now!
DeGaulle post-perfect!
Thank you
Ooooo the Finding Out portion of Elump’s presidency is in full swing and he hasn’t even taken office yet. Lmao
co-presidents Mump 🦠
Good analogy. I had the mumps as a kid. It was awful.
Ditto, not one of my favorite memories Kay-EI!!
Oh no … 😥 I can’t even imagine
Thank you Jeff.
While Trump may be the "Criminal-elect", the reality is that Vladimir and Elon are co-chairs of the Board. And here's to Mike "Little" Johnson probably convening a special MAGA/GOP meeting right now!
You nailed it George, absent in today’s photo were Putins grand puppeteer strings, with Putin pulling them!!
I just spent the morning emailing from an out of date list of senators, 62 mailings all but three rejected, I can not get through to Wikipedia, all getting blocked. All I can surmise is the sign i am sending says this
I DID NOT VOTE FOR MUSK. DID YOU ?
TRUMP DID
I want this to get passed on.
Susan, I understand the assignment. This is on this a.m. To Do list. 🇺🇸🗽
Teri, Thank you. Exactly what I hoped for. If only we could start seeing them everywhere and beyond!
Call the Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and ask for any member of Congress you want to speak to. They’ll put you right through.
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Right On Sharon,,it’s really simple, but you often need to get the digits for their state offices elsewhere!
If you call the number I posted, they will direct your call to wherever you want. I’ve used it over a hundred times in the past year. Just give them the name of the Congress member you want to reach.
Possible, but also possible they want to drive traffic to their sites' contact form. They can get data on whether you are a constituent, etc. In my district(s), I haven't been able to email my senators or reps for a good 10 years now. That PLUS the sign you are sending, maybe.
Mace is obsessed with dicks.
Mace has the right idea for the wrong reasons
Gosh, I wish we had a laugh emoji.
A lot of good would come from having an Oy Veh! Emoji. Seriously, we need it all day, everyday.
Here. Have one of mine:
🤣
When I was in school we learned to use words.
Seeing emoji makes me feel like I'm with children.
I use them all the time... they're fun and sometimes thats all you need.
NOTHING beats a facial expression, even if they are cartoonish.
That’s cause she is a prima Donna Dick
LOL!!!
Crockett is a national treasure. And Musk bought our country for a measly 277 million dollars, which he makes in one night while he sleeps. Knowing that, Musk - who has the technology in place to do so, will become a Bond villain and continue his takeover of the US and the rest of the world.
I saw on BlueSky this comment replying to a trailer for the new Superman movie coming out in 2025:
“Crazy how one of the highest grossing films of 2025 will be about an undocumented immigrant saving the world from a billionaire.”
Perfect timing!
She is, indeed! Wish we had 100 more like her...
Trump uses capitalization like a third grader
But meanwhile President Musk tweets like he's a high school cheerleader. With Trump, you know whether he wrote the tweet by whether the spelling and punctuation is correct.
Another dead giveaway is Trump‘s overuse of the terms “dumb” and “failing”. He just can’t seem to leave those out of one of his typical insults.
Dump is a dummie with the brains and emotions of a sixth grade child. It’s confusing because he has the crazy like a fox impulses that have gotten him out of trouble by harassing others, being a 6th grade bully, and conning people with an act that he perfected with the help of the apprentice. But he’s embarrassingly stupid and undeveloped as a human. The people that voted for him have shown the rock bottom level of their own intelligence, discernment and plain common sense - OY!
He has a very limited vocabulary, he’s a low IQ individual.
Decreasing vocabulary is a sign of increasing dementia.
And anything he likes he calls “beautiful.”
Or a German, like his ancestors and his hero Adolf, he capitalizes nouns.
All nouns are capitalized in German, except a few pronouns. Trump only capitalizes the ones he esteems.
There is another thing that bugs me. I don't claim to have perfect grammar, but why do people use quotation marks on everything? Thanks for letting me vent.
I use them when I’m quoting Jeff…(as I’m not that clever!!)
I'm no expert, but I believe that is proper usage when quoting someone verbatim.
Correct!
Especially in advertising putting quotes around a slogan... I railed against that for years. It's not correct and completely unnecessary.
Thank you.
Fair question. I was quoting Trump when I used quotation marks.
Trump is a third grader.
Welcome to the Fuck Up Show! Elmo is finding out that the Koch-head caucus can't be controlled.(Ask Holy Mike, Kevvie, and Boner.) Maybe their collective incompetence is our unexpected Holiday gift. If they shut the government down over the Holidays, the shit will be all over Elmo and the rest of the Sewer Clown Collective.
Charles, my secret Christmas wish: #SpeakerHakeemJeffries 🇺🇸
😃😃
Musk is blaming it on Dems, not the 38 R's who voted against the Republican wet dream.
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Next, on ‘Mace the Nation.’ Everything Republicans aren’t doing will look bad for the Democrats.