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Betsy's avatar

"as the Bible wisely counsels, when there was only one set of footprints, that’s when Jesus was standing behind Chuck Schumer, rolling his eyes and miming jerkoff motions."

I AM DYING

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Alethia St. Joan's avatar

Yeah Jeff owes me an entire mouthful of coffee, bc I spewed mine everywhere guffawing upon reading that.

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Mombeka's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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