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Linda A's avatar

600,000 Virginians voted against The Criminal yesterday. 435,000 voted for him. The NYT is reporting, no doubt, why that's bad for Biden.

Let's grow and nationalize that margin.

Kim Nesvig's avatar

NYT and every other corporate media outlet longs for an extraordinarily expensive campaign. I believe that the greed of corporate media is the driving force behind much of the disinformation and division in the country. Why deflate false narratives when they make for competitive political contests…and competitive political contests make for higher media spending.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They miss the Orange Ogre, and us in a panic, doom-scrolling to see what horrible thing the insane toddler said or did.

RickT's avatar

What is the source of the 600,000 figure, please? I'm seeing 255K votes "against The Criminal." Thank you.

Chris Rey's avatar

That shorting sogund coming from Trump’s nose is just that.

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Half empty is quite generous.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

I was a little bit curious Hoyt. Yours is not a common name. I do remember Hoyt Axton.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Thanks for satisfying my curiosity, Hoyt. Very interesting.

Samantha M's avatar

Here’s another story the press isn’t reporting: in state after state where republican voters are NOT all in for Trump, why is congress in lock step? Where are the follow-the-money gumshoes when you need them? Ghost of Deep Throat, if you’re listening please do a deep dive into the bank-account less Speaker, the congress people who’ve racked up Air Putin frequent flyer miles, and the payer-offer of Kavanaugh’s mortgage. It would be a great start into a true look at what the fuck is going on in East Russia, formerly known as the USA.

steve robertshaw's avatar

East Russia!! Perfect. On a side note, can MAGAs send mail-in ballots for Putin in his upcoming staged "election"? Surely a registered MAGA is at the very least an honorary Russian.

Samantha M's avatar

Doesn’t it tell you everything when people say “Yeah! This country could use a dictator”????!?!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

and we did a fantastic job on … that, we never got credit for that, unbelievable job on that, we came up with things that nobody thought was possible . . .

Trump can't even remember the word vaccine. His vocabulary is shrinking daily.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

He sounds exactly like my Mom when she was deep into dementia

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

He never was a particularly eloquent speaker, and it hurts my brain trying to decipher his stream-of-consciousness ramblings. He reminds me of my nephew, at five years old, who was so happy to talk, he rambled on about whatever was in the room.

meryl selig's avatar

Fred Trump had dementia

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

...and lived to be 93, sadly.

PJ Schuster's avatar

He doesn’t really want to say that in front of his MAGA crowd, the one time he did, he got booed yugely

Susan Niemann's avatar

You used my favorite picture ever of a sad and defeated diaper man to start things off. And.... "Sundowning Grandpa Memoryhole"? Another winner. 😂😂 I didnt even other to watch the embarrassing hype last night. We all knew what the outcome would be. All we can hope for now is a massive coronary and an even massive-er voter turnout. PS. Sinema is smart enough to grab all the cash and still show her bad taste in appearance. 🤦‍♀️ Good riddance.

Tess's avatar

seriously…who dresses like that? hahaha

Joseph Michaels's avatar

Somewhere out there, there's a VW Rabbit without any seat covers.

Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL! Thats hilarious!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

It was cute, in high school, but on a grown up?

Charlie Austin's avatar

Now she can buy lots of gaudy clothes. Now she gets paid for selling her soul.....Oh, I'm sorry! She never really ever had one.

Sharon C Storm's avatar

I didn’t bother to watch it either. It all came out as I expected, well, not the vote in American Samoa, but everything else. NPR is telling about the percentage of Haley voters who are voting against tfg. It’s close to two thirds.

Susan Niemann's avatar

That’s awesome news. I just can’t wait for this BS to be over. 🤦‍♀️ it’s so emotionally draining.

Steve B's avatar

If I remember correctly, American Samoa voted for Michael Bloomberg in 2020, so, not exactly a bellwether.

Michelle Vancura's avatar

And the person who came in 2nd behind Bloomberg was Tulsi Gabbard. Obviously, American Samoa can NOT be taken seriously 🙄

Steve B's avatar

I don't think they even get to vote in the General Election, or it doesn't count or something like that. WAY too lazy to look it up. It seems a little colonial of us -- "here, American Samoa, take your play votes and go in the other room."

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

She has ties to Samoa, I believe her dad was from there originally.

Diana-Sedona's avatar

Yep on good riddance to Sinema! We voted for her and it didn't take long for us to be so pissed off with how she screwed over all of us who saw her as someone who would do good things!!! Hoping like hell Ruben Gallego crushes Krazy Lake come Nov!

Eileen's avatar

Sinema's betrayal of her constituents and the Democratic party that brought her to the dance was unreal. Total nightmare - voting rights, etc. lost. Her betrayal of her party was like looking up from the ledge, hanging by one's fingertips. Along comes Krysten Sinema, you inhale deeply, using all your strength to yell, "Krysten, over here. Thank God you found me!" And instead of running over and reaching down with a saving hand, she saunters over and smirks, "I can't be bought." while crushing your fingertips under her Doc Martens. Well, now it's our turn. Bye, bitch!

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Don't let the door hit ya in the ass!

Charlie Austin's avatar

If you're driving and see Karie Lake in a crosswalk, you'll know what to do.

Rhoda Ozen's avatar

And, I know why but I wish he hadn’t, Adam Schiff is running as an independent! Katie Porter was edged out.

Sooz Hall's avatar

I know. I’ve been supporting her for years and I don’t even live in CA any more 😢

Susan Niemann's avatar

Adm and Katie...ugh. I like them both. But I've always appreciated her.

PJ Schuster's avatar

I wish she had not chosen to run for Senate yet. She knows how it works, she hasn’t been there long enough, & now she’s given up her seat in the House where she’s badly needed

George A. Polisner's avatar

Thanks as always Jeff. So great that Sinema can be off to pursue her dreams. Maybe clown college. However, more than likely, she can now officially be a lobbyist for some society harming industry, maybe big pharma, maybe oil and coal, maybe all of the above. She no longer needs to hide in the shadows.

https://www.businessinsider.com/kyrsten-sinema-pharmaceutical-giants-campaign-donations-drug-price-reform-2021-9

Regardless, I'm guessing it won't be long before Kari Lake joins Aileen Cannon in the "I want to be the next Mrs. Donald Trump" contest ("The Prison Apprentice's Wife -coming this fall on NBC?")

While drunk driving is at best inadvisable, and at worst, as stupid as Marjorie Taylor Greene, if America continues to embrace drunk voting, we're going to have to turn in all of our nuclear weapons to a more responsible country. France just enshrined Women's reproductive rights in their Constitution (granted, we no longer care about any of the silly amendments to ours, especially none before or after the 2nd Amendment), perhaps France should hold on to our nukes until someone has a chance to hit Control-Alt-Delete and reboot the United States (and set the willfully ignorant flag to 'No."

Openly Fae's avatar

Just came to say that the minute I saw that picture all I could think was "Is she running off to join the circus?" and then I read the caption.

Does this woman avoid mirrors? IS SHE A FUCKING VAMPIRE??

Kathleen Weber's avatar

She is neuro-divergent in ways not yet diagnosed.

William Burke's avatar

Neuro divergent. Excellent Kathleen.🤯

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Is that your subtle, get-past-the censors at WaPo, way of saying she is an "attention whore?" (With apologies to sex workers.)

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Actually, I was afraid I was being mean to the neuro-divergent. But when people are voting for a senator, they should know that kind of diagnosis upfront.

Jim Ryan's avatar

The word is “asshole.” Don’t blame assholeism on neurodivergence. Only one of those terms explains Elon Musk or Kirsten Sinema.

Kathleen Weber's avatar

I don't think neurodivergence is securely enough defined at this point to know what it actually means. It's really hard to measure how a brain functions and what “normal" is. Basically, I was making a joke.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Elon is an Aspie and doesn't understand social cues, he is also a troll who thrives on attention. He happens to be both but not all neurodivergent, are assholes as he is. That is to say he is an asshole in spite of being neurodivergent but there has to be a better way to explain it.

J.R.'s avatar

My wife, who avoids judging one’s appearance, said Sinema deserves whatever bashing she receives for wearing that outfit. 😁

Steve B's avatar

I'm still not over the denim vest, leggings, and whatever else there was when she "presided" over the Senate that ONE time. I assume all she did was issue hall passes.

meryl selig's avatar

How about that yellow extravaganza that took up 3 seats at sotu?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I thought she mugged Big Bird for that one.

Mike Hammer's avatar

Only the blues legend Buddy Guy can get away dressed like that.

Susan Keefer's avatar

Buddy Guy has much better taste!

Joey Jobaa's avatar

A wannabe Dalmatian

Charlie Austin's avatar

🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️😂😂😂

Joseph Michaels's avatar

A good caption :Do not adjust your set!

Ann Anderson's avatar

The only super thing about Super Tuesday was Kyrsten Sinema's announcement. Nikki Haley will do a one-eighty and endorse Trump because she's above all, ambitious, and probably holds out hope for veep. Trump's already trying to make nice with her voters like he never cast them out of MAGA world because who in the Republican party gives a fuck about what anybody said yesterday?

PrincessKrapotkin's avatar

As I’ve commented on other columns, I will bet that Donny Dumpster Fire doesn’t make it to Election Day. Whether broke, sick, dying, or just lost in the desert of his own mind, he won’t be there. He can’t handle another humiliating loss, and that’s where this whole thing is headed. The Repubs in Congress should get smart and design a Plan B. By going for broke with the TFG, they are writing their own obituaries. I’m here for that - all day!

Tess's avatar

That is assuming the repubs in congress ARE smart! hahaha

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

Ok. Here in Arizona, I reply from these lowly heights! It’s a very good thing that Sinema has seen the light and come to Jesus on her chances for reelection. Now Arizonans need to get behind Ruben Gallegos in order to defeat that tRump harem member Kari Lake.

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

I just don’t trust Sinema. She has something up her sleeve, I think.

Sooz Hall's avatar

I’m putting my money on a well-paying lobbying job. For anyone who’ll have her.

Diana-Sedona's avatar

I’m thinking a job at Mara Lago…

Steve B's avatar

Up her big, fat-assed polka-dotted clown sleeves!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

She sold out to the republicans long ago, they promised her a cush lobbying job in return for tanking Biden's plans.

Tess's avatar

As usual…press sucks…”sundowning grandpa memoryhole” (good one!) is the obvious winner! Geesh! We will show them!!!!

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Mike Hammer's avatar

She always wanted to have it both ways.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Those are not the threesomes we like!

Katharine Hill's avatar

Thanks for a lot of laughs everyone. It definitely beats weeping and gnashing of my remaining teeth.

Darrell Smith's avatar

While the National News (CBS, ABC, NBC) don't seem to realize what a dumpster fire Chump is, many Republicans do and are acting on it. Those who worship the Toddler King will continue to worship him no matter what. As for the NYT, the fine people of New York have had 77 years of the disgraceful and repulsive Donald. He has not turned over any new leaves. In fact his tree is rotten up through the trunk and it is going to fall over in the next bad storm which is coming soon.

Bonnie Boyce's avatar

Back in 2016, I came to the conclusion that the ball cap wearing guys in the pick up trucks waving Trump flags were kind of hoping that if they hung out with their buddy Trump long enough, he would let them sleep with Melania.

Nancy Neese's avatar

Well, they’ve already seen her naked.

Darrell Smith's avatar

I hope that Haley doesn't stoop so low as to approve Trump. Did he ever say anything nice about her after 2020? Like Liz Cheney, she is tagged as a female RINO. The Republicans are real good at condemning women. The GOP is not grand in any way now that it is the party of Trump and nothing but. Don't like it, you're out.

A true American horror story named Donald Trump. I look for him to lose the popular vote much worse than in 2016 and 2020 on my 73rd birthday November 5, 2024. He is already repeating the scam "rigged election" talk from the last time and will cry and scream about how unfair it is that the Supreme Ruler of the Universe is not universally adored.

Steve B's avatar

BIG differences from 2020 and 2021: he will not be an incumbent, so all of his screaming and whining can be ignored; everyone will be ready for his MAGAts from November 5th on, especially on January 6th, January 20th, and throughout 2025 until he dies; his criminal trials WILL continue despite his claims that they're all about "election interference," and he will be convicted and go to prison where he belongs, again, until he dies. The rest of his miserable life is not pretty, and he brought it ALL on himself -- a slow, years-long suicide.

Tess's avatar

great description Darrell!! looking forward to the storm

Diana-Sedona's avatar

May it be caught on video!!

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PJ Schuster's avatar

Oh really? C’mon DancingFox, I know you’re really intelligent; surely you know that Rachel Maddow is brilliant, right?

Charlie Austin's avatar

It seems there are a lot of leaks in the GOP boat. There is a clear percentage of Republican voters that aren't down with the cult of Emperor Shitstain. Blue tsunami, anyone? I give Nikki about a month. Kirstin will soon be working in the circus fantasy room at the Bunny Ranch.

Tardigret's avatar

I swear, if I hear one more GOP hypocrite misuse the word "freedom," I will fucking reach through the screen and slap them.

James Starr's avatar

He is taking credit for doing such a wonderful job on the COVID pandemic?

15 cases down to 6 million huh?

Oh, and then here’s this:

Trump’s ‘miracle cure’ was linked to 17,000 deaths…

A new study from Nature Scientific Journalism finds an 11% increase in the mortality rate linked to the prescription of hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for Covid -19

Why isn’t the news media touching that?

Not even MSNBC

PJ Schuster's avatar

Send an email or SM msg to Psaki, or O’Donnell; maybe they haven’t had it brought to their attention yet??

James Starr's avatar

Have we noticed that D☭Иald TЯUM₽ hasn't mentioned or reminded his cult during his hate rallies about his miracle breakthrough cure of hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for Covid -19 anymore?

I thought he would brag about it so much since it was so successful <sarc>

Maybe because he knows its all BS... I dont think I've ever heard him pronounce "hydroxychloroquine" correctly on a first attempt....he avoids the big words.