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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

something I thought about working into this post, but opted not to because it there was no smooth segue with which to do it, was Donny on the campaign trail, last year, fantasizing about getting migrants to beat the shit out of each other, in an arena

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/a-weekends-worth-of-fucknuttery-from

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Jeff, isnt that Kritsi Noem's Wet Jizz dream?

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

She’s another one that I only read and will not listen to her ever, can’t stand it. I want a full transcript of the perforation did it crawl after four shots as it only had one leg left. Did it cry for mercy and she finally just threw the gun at it? She is one dark bitch.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Agreed. Shes a fucking Sadist that would make De Sade cringe.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

💯

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

I thought sadism means liking to cringe. Give me more, more cringes!

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displacedCTYankee's avatar

Are you the Dawn Kitterman who reports for The Bradenton Times?

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I wondered that as well~!

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Linda Weide's avatar

The irony is that soon you or I could be in this Concentration Camp doing whatever to survive because they are using taking away citizenship as a means of taking away our voting rights. My friends and I were talking in our book club about this the other evening and this is what I wrote about losing citizenship, something that fits in with the NAZI party regime.

https://lindaweide.substack.com/p/losing-your-us-citizenship?r=f0qfn

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

That is a reality.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

They ALL are creepers and misfits.Think about it.To be considered to fill a cabinet position by a rapist felon, there has gotta be a lot wrong with you.Besides LDFF himself, I cannot stand to look at or hear Holy Mike, Kristi Puppyshot, Hogsbreath,Karoline Lie Vitt, Pam Bimbobondi.They make my skin crawl.Ugh!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

Good list of snakes you got there, it could go on but you ended it with the top contenders. I haven’t lost faith because US doesn’t want to suffer personally especially GOP they want you and your family dead or sent to alligator island.

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Fastball Fredo's avatar

No.. her dream is Corey Luenkowski, her “special assistant”

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Sleeping with that misogynistic creep makes you a masochist too.

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Debra Slater's avatar

Yep, she's showing off her bronzed, toned and waxed arms so Corey can dream about noshing on them later like some gourmet chicken wings....which is where the idea for the batshit cannibal eating himself on a plane lie came from.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Ha

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Phil Burns's avatar

She had a name for it too

Homeland Security Shuts Down Claim Kristi Noem Backed Immigrant Citizenship Reality Show https://share.google/8bOmWWTlKW9AGaV5W

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

I wonder if shes shroomin when she comes up with this stuff.

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Phil Burns's avatar

Or she gets ear worms from Taco Don to repeat what he says. She's a fucking idiot too!!!

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HI2thDoc's avatar

In a matter of speaking, yes. To be a drumpf loyalist you have to at least figuratively suck him off

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Munchygut's avatar

She's got the mouth for it.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

They pay a lot of money for that duck bill pout. It reminds me of Goldie Hawn's character in the "first wives club where she shrieks "I want Mick Jagger lips" and then they show her with lips so huge she can't hold her cigarette in her mouth.

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Joyce's avatar

The best-case scenario would be that she's always high as a kite (a la Elonia); however, I fear that the reality is: she is simply that lethal a combination of stupid, sadistic, and batshit.

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Elizabeth Schulz's avatar

This...I think anyone who does what she does and HAS done, IS batshit crazy. Stupid is another necessity in this fucked-up 'administration'. There's a photo of this dumbest orange presidunce watching her while she expounds about something and the stupid LEAPS from the photo. Nobody's home at all! Probably saw it right here on Jeff's post but I've been reading so much and going back and forth I've lost track.

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bruce somers's avatar

ACTING!!!

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Munchygut's avatar

Wendy, you wrote a piece about the history of Palestine and Israel. I learned more from that then i have learned in 75 years of living in this world. I had thoughtI'd bookmarked but i guess I screwed it up. Could you please post the link to that wonderful post?

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Joanne Beck's avatar

I fucking hate the revolting cunt Noem. She can go take her fucking Breck Barbie hair and shove it far up her tight fucking ass.

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Carol Jacobson's avatar

Surely they can cordon off a portion of their Alligator Auschwitz and turn it into a boxing area where people can beat the shit out of each other. I think the orange anus and Steven Miller should be the first contestants against each other.

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MargaretT's avatar

Probably best not to give them ideas. They don't seem to understand satire.

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Bonnie Boyce's avatar

The tRump toadies exist in what most generations would have recognized as performative satire. I mean, they CANT be THAT bad…..can they? Can they!??

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

*sigh* I have some bad news for you....

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Marty's avatar

I’m sure that’s on the drawing board. Watch for a big stadium with columns under construction soon.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

It will be the biggest, best arena ever in the history of the world.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

Like the big stadium the Nazi regime used in Nuremberg.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

I was thinking the Roman colosseum, where slaves were pitted against each other, or lions, to fight to their deaths. Just substitute alligators for lions. The maga croud will salivate with blood lust. Disgusting

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Zija Pulp's avatar

I was pretty shook reading/hearing Trumpo asking the reporter to repeat the first part of her question and he answers as if she’d asked him where he’d be retiring. Unless his hearing is going (and he’d be vain enough NOT to wear hearing aids), this is a BAD example of his withering brain box.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

There’s another leak somebody put your thumb in it, is it safe though?

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Now tRUMP is getting his jollies about teaching “illegals” how to run like alligators 🐊

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

He’s also still obsessed with Hannibal the cannibal. Wonder how they made up that tidbit …

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Susan Niemann's avatar

“Puppy perforater”. Ha! I’m gutted by all this bullshit. And fuck Chuck Schumer.

I guess there is no doubt now we are the biggest shithole country in the world.

One of my senators, Eric Schmitt, sent out an email gleefully telling us how proud he was to have voted for this. He got an earful on his voicemail from me. Cruel heartless assholes.

Will we see an end to the madness? A revolution is on the horizon.

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arne link's avatar

I hope you are right. I worry about the security of voting machines. I feel certain that the last election was not fair nor honest. As Jeff would say "There was fuckery".

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I agree with you 100%!

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Now that tRUMP and Elmo have split, wonder how the voting machines will work in 2026 and 2028, assuming we are still able to vote???

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

💯💯💯💯arne!!!

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James Starr's avatar

Lots of strong claims out there that Elmo interfered with only the swing states which were all connected to Starlink. Hmmmmm But the voting machines could be a secondary concern.

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Marlee Ostrow's avatar

Seeing as Elmo threatened to create a 3rd party yesterday, let the fuckery ensue!

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Tully's avatar

Especially if his party splits the MAGAS into two factions. The "rich" bros against the "proud" bros.

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Joan Diehl's avatar

Creating a one party only has always been the plan of Tech Bro billionaires. Thiel, Vance, Altman, Musk, Leo, Vought, Miller, Yarvin, etc., etc. The propaganda of Trump’s media machine and MAGA supporters have cut the Democratic party off at the knees, and the billionaire class has given the Republicans all the rope that they have begged for to hang themselves. Creating a vulnerable and unstable government is their plan. Vance and his bros are waiting with bated breath.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

He won't do that again, though unless Fanta Hitler makes up with him.

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bruce somers's avatar

There's a person on Substack claiming Elon rigged voting machines in swing states,with malicious tabulating software,and there's going to be a recount in New York state. Seems a little conspiracy theory-e to me,it's been 8 months at least,and no confirmations or verifications...I'm not going to jump into the rabbit hole of 'we lost,so there must of been cheating'... that's for the other side.

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Why was this not done before 1/20/25? It was obvious the day after the election that it made no sense that Trump won all the swing states. Plus in states like mine (NV), the downvote Dems won every race (Senator, Vegas House seats) except one House seat that is Republican anyway. I can't picture anyone voting for Jackie Rosen for Senator, then turning around and voting for Trump.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

exactly. and Harris had millions left over to pay for recounts

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Deborah Hunter's avatar

Dems were probably afraid someone would be butt hurt if we acted like MAGA and said the election was rigged.

Wouldn't want to upset anyone.

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Burke's avatar

Elon bragged about the $45 million he funded for a high tech disinformation campaign. Impersonating the Harris campaign with lies about her platform. Targeted specific individuals with sophisticated "interests" algorithms. It kept 6 million Biden voters from voting for Harris. Very, very effective. This "false flag" campaign was public. Google it.

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bruce somers's avatar

I've heard that,I believe its true, it's also true Trump declared victory before midnight on election night,and Harris conceded immediately.

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Tully's avatar

Being above board and holier than thou only gets you lost every election in that rabbit hole. Fixing or filling in the rabbit hole solves a lot of voting foolery.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

not getting to the truth because you don't want to sound like them? Just like a democrat it's why we keep losing.

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bruce somers's avatar

A lie for a lie?? Misinformation for misinformation?? Voter turnout dropped from 66% to 63% in 2024... the whole point of dividing Americans,with slim margins in national elections,is people NOT VOTING AT ALL,is a victory for Republicans....

Republicans vote, Democrats write strongly worded letters.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

Immense and intense fuckery!

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Agreed!

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Douglas's avatar

Chuck Schumer is like the character Captain Ivins in movie 1917 who is shell-shocked and sobbing in the trenches being bombarded by Germans in WWI. Effing worthless.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

Chuck Schumer makes ME FEEL LIKE Captain Ivins - shell-shocked and sobbing not to mention full of despair, soon to be lost of all hope. HE IS 💯 effing worthless 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Worthless and dangerous to the future. I read that he's backing Cuomo in the NYC Mayoral race (because AIPAC says "no, no, no Mamdani!"), as is Gillibrand. Schumer is a genius at guaranteeing Democrats are victims, because he excels at that.

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

I hope they both get primaried for being such gutless dirtbags.

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Kelyse's avatar

He has been worthless for decades while Nancy did all the work

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Burke's avatar

One big difference between America today and Nazi Germany is there are at least 5 million American citizens who will demand that concentration camps do not operate here. Nonviolent protest, traffic jams, resistance. Not happening here!

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Hollie Rood's avatar

I agree with the exception of concentration camps. Alligator Auschwitz is just that - 21st century version. It’s despicable, cruel and evil with conditions that will lead to deaths in the encampment. Deaths will occur as some detainees try to escape not completely understanding the peril in the surrounding waters. How will detainees be treated when impending hurricanes are looming? Where will they go to take shelter? Will guards be “willing” to stick around and “ride it out”??? “Fuck NO, sayeth them. That’s above my pay grade” Don’t doubt Donnie his good Christian spiritual advisor, puppy killer Noem and DeSatan, will be gleefully watching from some safe haven hoping the alligators 🐊 been washed ashore and are now eating the people. No clean up needed in Alligator Auschwitz! Good job because DeSatan used FEMA 💵💵💰💰to build his version of Paradise Island

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Burke's avatar

There should be a No Kings rally in the Everglades this Fall. 1 million people show up and shut down the operation of the camp. Hell, shut down the state of Florida!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

As a sane Floridian, who did not vote for any republican ever, I say boycott Florida, it is not safe here for rational, thinking people.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

We already have them here.

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Lisa59's avatar

The GQP with be forever known as the Felliato Party. Fucking King Shitpants is on track with Hilter building his first political prison for anyone who disagrees with him. Our first Dachau. Many more to come. Fucking rotten bastards. All of them.

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James Starr's avatar

i think we will see an end to this madness...and it might come as a pleasant surprise to us all that we never predicted. But if not, I'm down for a revolution, too.

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Tully's avatar

I hope it includes all the principals in jail, including Drumpf if he doesn't succumb to his diet prior to the revolution. I do so want to see Noem in jail without her hair pieces and no make-up or botox to cover up her mid-50's year old skin, along with a cellmate that can whither her to the corner. Also, Hegseth without a make-up room in his jail cell. They must waste so much time trying to make themselves think they look pretty. Yeah, thinking of inconsequential shit such as this is how I entertain myself to keep the anger at bay.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

It has been reported it takes Kim Kartrashian four hours, to get made up for public appearances, I suspect it is similar for them.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

It kind of feels like it.

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Hollie Rood's avatar

🎯

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Susan Kemp's avatar

We can frame and hang Schumer’s renaming next to his strongly worded letter.

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

How do we start a revolution before our tax dollars build the concentration camps the and bombs?

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

There’s a scene in the Douglas Fairbanks Mark of Zorro where Don Diego (fop! Puppy!) learns his fiancee has been manhandled by the soldiers. “I shall rebuke them!” He wasn’t wearing half -glasses, but otherwise Schumer to the max.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

I agree, Susan. A revolution will be our only way through this. Happened in 1775-1783, 1861-1865, and next is 2025/2026 for the start. Who knows how long it will last?

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Kelyse's avatar

There will be no revolution.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

🤔

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Kelyse's avatar

I want there to be, don't get me wrong. I am low on hope.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Remember: that’s where they want you, feeling hopeless

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Of course, Noem’s story about the cannibal is a lie. Because we all know, if there actually had been an immigrant who was eating himself, there’s no fucking way they would have sought medical attention for him.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Tru dat - of course the gory photos would’ve been taken pronto

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sjbeans's avatar

She would've posed in front of that immigrant in her cosplay garb.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Lies all day all month all forever!

24/7/365

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Cannibals eat OTHER PEOPLE.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Thank you, that basic fact like most others, eludes them.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Heading back to his homeland, quite likely to be tortured and killed, it's possible the detainee in his desperation attempted to gnaw at the handcuffs, like an animal in a trap. This provided entertainment value to the right.

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Tully's avatar

She figured it worked for JD lying about the Ohio Haitians eating pets, so she had to gin up the anger for the baseless again.

As he said, "If I have to create stories, that's what I'm going to do." https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/jd-vance-haitians-if-i-have-to-create-stories-1235102572/

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PlasticFish's avatar

I still can't believe he got a pass on that. 🤦‍♂️

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Ellyn's avatar

WHAT? She LIED??? Gasp…

I’ll be shocked if one of these swamp creatures tells the truth. I mean, other than confessing their evil deeds while giggling…

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Alright Jeff, I was up ALL NIGHT last night going through it. Here you go.

Dont read this. I went through all 1000 pages of the bill from 2am to 5am this morning. ITS A PIECE OF SHIT.

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/republicans-are-going-to-give-magas

Republicans Are Going To Give MAGAs a BlowJob, And Fuck The Rest Of Us

As always Jeff, Liked, restacked, quoted, and crossed.

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Madeline B's avatar

Its time for the 25th and every Republican must be voted out .

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Im with you 100%

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kdsherpa's avatar

Can we get anyone other than the prezzident voted out, though?

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kdsherpa's avatar

Not sure what you're saying. Can anyone other than the prezzident be impeached?

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Karlene Escriba's avatar

I’ve been wondering if you can try to recall your senators and representatives. 🤔

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Claudia Classon's avatar

Thank you, Wendy, for giving up a night of your life to read this manifesto of cruelty and greed. I hate Murkowski even more, now that I’ve skim-read your outline. She and every Republican in Congress are destined for Dante’s 9th Circle of Hell. Excuse me, I think I have to vomit now.

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

You are welcome. We all need to know this shit. Its important.

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Tess's avatar

Wendy—-THANK YOU for reading that piece of shit! Now go take a nap!!😊

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Wendy🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

You dont have to tell this girl that twice.

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Aleksander Constantinoropolous's avatar

Oh, Jeff, you beautiful banshee of broken democracy.

This post reads like Hunter S. Thompson and Rachel Maddow had a lovechild during a filibuster and raised it on rage, irony, and Red Bull.

Lisa Murkowski out here playing 4D chess with herself—and losing. Chuck’s big flex is renaming the bill, as if rearranging the deck chairs on the S.S. Oligarchy will stop it from sinking into the flaming Mariana Trench of public opinion. And meanwhile, Jasmine Crockett shows up like Athena in a pantsuit, spitting truth hotter than a Hades heatwave.

None of this shit is popular. But popularity only matters in a democracy, and we’re teetering in some uncanny-valley cosplay of one.

Anyway, I’m going to go tattoo “Donny Demento” on my third eye and stock up on canned goods, sarcasm, and scripture.

In a world full of forgetful Cletuses, be a prophetic pain in the ass.

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Aleksander - 🎯🎯🎯

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J.R.'s avatar

“If Hunter S Thompson and Rachel Maddow had a child”. You speak to me!

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

I respect that duo bigly I would definitely join that Substack!

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kdsherpa's avatar

With you until you wrote "I’m going to go tattoo “Donny Demento” on my third eye". Please! NO! Don't mess with your intuition!!!

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Thompson / Maddow love child for President. 😁

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

R'Amen, apostle of the apocalypse.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

You know who's going to be hurt the most? The voters in MAGA Mike's district, in Murk's state, where 1 in 3 people are on Medicaid. They vote yes because they're terrified of Trump politically and terrified of his mob personally. Now they have to decide if Elon is scarier than Dear Leader. Fuck 'em all. On another note, the old Dem guard is way past the sell-by date. Schumer's just another out of touch fat cat.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Sadly it seems to me the people who vote gop will not even notice it's the gop screwing them. And that fossilized retread Schumer need to be thanked for his service and shown the door along with the rest of the "old guard".

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Doesn't the bill provide that the Medicaid cuts conveniently don't start until after the November 2026 election? So people will vote for the Repubs saying "I haven't been hurt a bit," only to get a surprise the next time they see their doctor that they're cut off.

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Norma's avatar

Yes. Bastards

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arne link's avatar

Then they will blame the incumbent. That is the plan. Or Biden, who knows?

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Kimberly Sandwisch's avatar

Or Obama.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Or Hillary, because their mad-dog supporters always bite on that blame-stick.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

yes

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Cathy Schmidt's avatar

I think I read that too

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kdsherpa's avatar

But they'll never know it. They'll blame Joe Biden and keep voting repugnicant.

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Mary Greenwald's avatar

To be fair, Schumer may have let his glasses slip too far down his nose to read the Bill and thought the only thing needed was to change the name. This is on par with Trump at Alligator Alcatraz.

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kdsherpa's avatar

It makes me SICK!!!!!!!!!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Schumer's earned his pink pussy hat for ineffectual protest gestures.

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247kath's avatar

I still believe 🍊💩🤡is running the gop like a mob boss. He and his gang have threatened all of them and their families. Their “protection” is voting for him. Or they’re all the worst fucking people with no compassion empathy and humanity🤬

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Not mutually exclusive. This is what happens when sociopaths run scared.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Why not both?

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Tama2U's avatar

The 4th of July is no longer a legit holiday. Freedom? Independence? Pride of our Democracy? Not in America. Great work maga morons. Go to hell.

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Mary Hall's avatar

We're having another big rally in our small town on July 4th. Last one over 5,000 people showed up and that's not counting the 80%+ number of cars on the road honking their support. We have to do something -- https://www.womensmarch.com/

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Dave Drell's avatar

Exactly- they’ll all put their hand over their heart while singing God Bless Ahmerica , while the next day they do their best to pull this country down

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

I’m thinking this might be our last July 4th celebration.

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Terry's avatar

"holy shit — Susan Collins! this time, Susan Collins didn’t susancollins. she actually stuck to her guns and voted against the bill she swore she wouldn’t vote for." ~Tiedrich

Uh uh, Tiedrich.

Collins KNEW how Murkowski was going to vote, KNEW her vote (Collins') wouldn't matter, and virtue signaled in a lame attempt to save her seat in her next Senate election.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Somebody posited that Collins and Murkowski run a tag team act, where both "agonize" over how this is going to hurt people, but one of them will always vote for it to make sure it passes, while the other gets to pretend once again to be "moderate."

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MargaretT's avatar

An interview I saw yesterday with Murkowski indicated that they both considered their constituents, compared who would fare better with the "NO" vote, and they voted oppositely, knowing they would cancel each other out. Only Murkowski was in the interview though, so there was no confirmation from Collins.

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Kelyse's avatar

This is absolutely what they do.

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HMorgan's avatar

Collins voted after Murkowski voted, so she had the luxury of being able to look like she was doing something for once.

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sjbeans's avatar

Yeah - she absolutely "Susan Collinsed" this moment - we know they all do the horse trading just like the dems do in the rare cases that it's needed on the GOP side (which is not very often because they are the borg).

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Gina's avatar

the Borg - yes!

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Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Maybe - I don’t see any sense of camaraderie or collaboration in this Congress.

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

Be sure this story gets out about Collins so her constituents don’t get fooled into voting for her again.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

More like she was allowed to, because they knew they had the votes. Her approval rating is 16% and she's up for reelection pretty soon.

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Michael M's avatar

Doesn’t it seem as though the Republicans have determined that they no longer need to even PRETEND to put forward good policies?

It seems like they have somehow determined they don’t need to get enough actual human votes to “win“ any future “elections.“

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arne link's avatar

Well, the felon-turd did tell people that they would never have to vote again. I guess everything is secured.

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

That’s what Steve Bannon predicts

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Brad Yazell's avatar

"there are Americans that are not going to be advantaged by this bill.”

Translation: You're fucked 9 ways to Sunday.

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Dave Drell's avatar

That’s the dumbest thing i heard - yo! you stupid politician : 99.9875% of your electorate will be DISADVANTAGED by your piece of garbage Bill.

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2dEdited

Lisa Murkowski is in the lead for Congressional Asshole of the Year, but don’t worry, there are still 6 months left.

We’ll all be gnawing on our arms if the House passes this bill because who will be able to afford groceries.

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Susan Keefer's avatar

The Republicans in office for the city of Miami have decided to not have elections this year.

And so it begins the Republican Party ending elections. I’m sure that SCOTUS will make it law.

‘A lawsuit filed Monday is challenging last week’s controversial Miami City Commission vote to postpone the city’s upcoming November election to 2026. The 41-page complaint by Miami mayoral candidate Emilio González argues that the decision to move the city from odd- to even-year elections effectively granted Mayor Francis Suarez and city commissioners an additional year in power without the consent of voters.’

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article309776915.html#storylink=cpy

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

They are scared shitless and can’t have voting we saw the numbers posted by Jeff they are losers and so is demento.

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Dave Drell's avatar

If the general election was held today, the Republicons would get slaughtered -

a bloodbath. But, time heals all crook’s actions, and Nov 2026 is 16 months away….

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

Got to keep the fire lit.

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Steve houlette's avatar

These US senators like Lisa Murkowski forget they are US senators in this case from Alaska but for America. No Lisa mutcowski is all for Alaska to help her get reelected. But she’s not up for reelection. Hmmmmmm. Phu$k off rest of America, well that makes her no better than Mitch McConnell. And if she’s really “frightened” as she said recently and has no where to turn because she can’t trust State police or FBI she should resign like Thom Tillis, or Jeff flake, or Bob corker.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Senators need a two term limit- then go retire

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Mingo's avatar

There's a special place place in hell for every GOP politician that voted for the MAGA Murder Bill, but especially for Lisa Murkowski. She's decried the bill she voted for and hopes the House will do the right thing. Not gonna happen. She sold the rest of the country out for 700,000 Alaskans who will still get the shaft in other ways. And Chuckles Schumer is so proud of himself by officially on record getting the BBB renamed. I didn't sleep well last night and fuck every last person who voted for Taco Don. Maybe it's because I still have empathy and compassion for those who will be devastated by the consequences and didn't vote for this or didn't have a choice.

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

Are the Alaskans no longer getting oil subsidies as residents? They used to. Anyone know?

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Brenda Doherty's avatar

Does the obscene amount of money added to ICE’s budget allow Kristi and her paramour, Corey Lewandowski, to live in the style they think they deserve?

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counterlife's avatar

Well, I am certain they (and the rest of the Trump thieves and toadies) will get their share of what is to be grifted from the Blow Jobs for Billionaires Act's ICE budget (there's a lot), but they will need to wait until Trump and his spawned family of thieves takes the cream off the top.

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Lisa's avatar

Did she get her new jet yet? You know, the one she asked for right after trumpie got his Qatari bordello one?

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bruce klassen's avatar

As did Rudolf Höss, they will live the Great American Life in their Villa next to the Alligator Alcatraz concentration camp with their little Waffen SS Anwärter children. That way they can hear the screams and smell the death clearly, while sitting at their pool loading their hunting rifles for the next person who actually asks for food... (see Gaza also)

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Lisa's avatar

So heartbreakingly our reality now. No more warnings or theories. We are living in awful times.

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D Kitterman's avatar

A little off point, but look who receives the most money from AIPAC, shocking, and no wonder American politicians are looking everywhere but GAZA:

https://share.google/2AviTVUX0lqTVyyiM

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Morgan OCailleigh's avatar

Well, she add to her watch collection.... and her cosplay outfits. Maybe that'll include some leather bustiers, vinyl boots, fishnet stockings <and a new whip or two...🤷‍♀️>

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michellefromchicago's avatar

The clip of Trump attempting to wrestle with a perfectly simple question about how long they plan on keeping those poor souls in Alligator Auschwitz… My word. Jeff, you said something about Trump‘s brain leaking out of his ears. At this rate, Trump‘s brain could LITERALLY start leaking out of his ears, live on camera, and the right wing media would try to pass it off as sweat rolling down the dear leader‘s neck because he is working so very very VERY hard (in between desecrating the Rose garden, issuing fatwas on “Troth” Social, and winning golf tournaments he never competed in, of course). Yeesh

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Carol C's avatar

Maybe he was unable to comprehend that the question might not be about him personally.

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Good point. After all, to him, everything ultimately IS about him.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

I'd make a commercial about the question and his answer and run it non stop from now until he's dead.

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Liz and Max the No. 1 Cat's avatar

Not that I don't think he's stupid or losing it mentally, I do, but in this case I'm convinced he's just getting hard of hearing like most people in his age group. Not that he'd ever admit it and he certainly wouldn't wear hearing aids. There's no way a man of his age doesn't need glasses but he's too vain to wear them. Apparently, no one's ever told him the myth that glasses make you look smart. He probably just thinks they make you look weak. He's obsessed with appearing strong.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

He wasn't listening, if it's not all about him , he gets bored & tunes out.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Loss of hearing is a frequent condition with dementia, so both are correct. But interesting though that he heard everything in the segment from the reporter except the words "the detainees." (“is there a specific timeframe you expect ... to stay here? days, weeks, months?”)

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