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I regret to inform you that the "Trump worried about Pecker leaking" pic I posted yesterday is fake. UNSUBSCRIBE

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I’m sick of holding my breath waiting for this fucker to be held accountable for his 6? 7? decades of criming. Lock his ass away FFS!

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Apr 23·edited Apr 23

Except that Alan Weisselberg wrote detailed notes about the plan. Which the prosecution has.

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I can’t believe, wait! yes I can!

That he confessed to committing a crime right after getting out of court yesterday and he’s too fucking stupid to even know it. 😂😂😂

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Donnie has never missed out on a tax deduction. EVER. He has never given the IRS a penny they didn’t deserve. He doesn’t even pay the taxes he DOES owe, so we all know why this fucking crook didn’t write off that “legal expense.” He knew it was illegal AF and he didn’t want it documented anywhere because the the auditors would be all over that like flies on shit.

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Your headline was all I needed! 🤣🤣 some of us have decided you should do political stand up comedy. Guarantee you’ll pack the house every night! 👏👏👏👏👏

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The MAGA cult is going to have to decide what constitutes “old”.Is it slim, trim, bicycle-riding, jet-setting, world traveling, octogenarian Dark Brandon or doughy,paunchy, orange, tumbleweed hair, slack-jawing TFG( remember it is The F*CKING Grifter in my book lol)? They really gotta think about that one, eh?!

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Old Accordion Hands...pure gold Jeff. However, I'm not sure that Melania fed her son...pretty sure she would hire a wet nurse.

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Every time he opens his mouth he incriminates himself. Keep talking Donnie! You may end up going to prison to serve a longer sentence. Just keep talking.

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Trump states at his pecker wondering how it got him in so much trouble. The disturbed people in America need help, not a cheerleader. I don't look for the dipshits to go quietly, so there should be plenty of opportunities for childish jokes for some time. We can thank Roy Cohn for our continued entertainment.

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I’m so over the OrangeFuckfaceLyingGriftingMangoDoucheFuck and his sycophant followers .. he lies and then he doubles down on those lies.. how the fuck did we ever get this AHOLE in the White House?!? I NEVER VOTED for this FuckingClownShowCretin!! Stealing classified documents bringing his superduperslutwhores into the White House .. JFC pretty sure the White House had to be sprayed down with disinfectant when that TantrumThrowingOrangeToddler left.. and they needed to replace all the septic and toilets cause no one wants to even touch anything DouchefuckDrumpty’s ASS has touched.. just the thought is vomit inducing 🤮🤮🤮 and in court.. him sacking out and drooling on himself?!? WTAF if you or I did that in court we would be sanctioned up the ass and then we could be removed from the courtroom immediately. Stop playing with kid gloves with this AssHole!! Convict him and throw his Orange Ass in Prison!!! BOOM PROBLEM SOLVED 🙌🏽🤙🏽🙌🏽

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Music does soothe the savage breast…and beast! I do hope he has a much better day today and can stay awake while witnesses REAM HIS ASS! He needs to listen!!! What grade are you in Mr. Loser????? Okay…I’m done! lol

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Oh My God you just keep getting better! I can’t stand it! Every time I see there’s a post of yours I have to drop everything I’m doing. You are giving all of us hope that MAYBE people will wake up and see this old fool for what he truly is.

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DONALD JOHN TRUMP IS UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT! Anyone who doesn't, or can't, see that has not been paying attention! The man is an open book! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE PEOPLE!

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Here's my solution to making him really pay for violating the gag orders.

1st infraction: At the end of the following court day, 1 hour in Rikers. No cell phone.

2nd infraction: 2 hours in Rikers.

3rd infraction: 4 hours (see what I'm doing there? doubling down every day)

4th infraction: 8 hours

ad infinitum/ad nauseam.

Put him in protective custody (i.e., solitary) with Secret Service watching the monitor 24/7 (like they did for Jeffrey Epstein).

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Tffg didn’t write that post, it’s even too grammatically correct for Cokey Jr. Who’s the one propping him up- Stephen Miller? Eric? One of his Diet Coke schleppers? The last one, good bye boo hoo, is a weak pathetic child whiner trying to dog whistle his few protesters.

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