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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I regret to inform you that the "Trump worried about Pecker leaking" pic I posted yesterday is fake. UNSUBSCRIBE

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Tess's avatar

Hahaha…but so funny!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

"Pecker will wrap up his testimony today and then there will no further opportunties to make these childish jokes. I promise."

Nah! Jeff, we are all counting on you to find a way.

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John Steward's avatar

Howdy ho! The billionaire business man who put up Trump's bond is named Hanky. Mr. Hanky. If you don't see the comedy in that, ask someone who watches South Park.

We can only hope that on Monday the jury didn't get enough pecker, and want some more.

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

I've been singing (yes, I'm really that old) "His banky does the Hanky-panky" for weeks now.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

And the Christmas poo!

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Well unfortunately I just re-upped my subscription, so I guess I guess I’m stuck here for the next year. 🤣

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

Poor baby.....

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

I know. But somehow I’ll get through it.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

Sniff...

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Karla's avatar

It’s probably true, it just wasn’t on the MSNBC crawl. He should be worried about his asshole leaking too.

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John Steward's avatar

Actually, it's the people around him that need to be worried. And frightened. And near panic. And ready to run at any moment. Everyone in the courtroom needs to have an exit plan. They need to know where the nearest exit is, and be aware that it might be behind them. In the event of a water landing... Sorry, I got a little carried away there.

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shee-rah's avatar

Nah, they just need gas masks.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

They are in "need" of $1,200 per billing-hours.

The new teak decks on a million-dollar yacht don't pay for themselves.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

ewww! Can you imagine sitting next to the orange gasbag! 🤢

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Doc Blase''s avatar

If I did, hopefully you'd deposit some candy bar money into my jail account.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

Of course I would.

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markwilson67's avatar

Still sounds funny!

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Marsha's avatar

Is the pix you used today of him sleeping real?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

no, I think it's AI. I don't think there are any actual photos of Trump sleeping in court, though I would LOVE to be proven wrong

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

I knew it was fake bc they made him look almost human….

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MountainBoyMike's avatar

in this case, I don't care if it's real or not!!....anything drumpf related that makes me laugh at this point is what's important!

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Libbey Dem's avatar

I have a couple of them. I believe that they are actual photos and the courtroom artist had enough time to draw him sleeping while he was sleeping... And farting.

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skangirl's avatar

Not sufficiently slack-jawed or drooling. (But, to be fair, I'd hope to sleep through my trial and I deeply pity the jurors who have to stay awake for it. I can barely stay awake for an MRI without my Kindle.)

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Doc Blase''s avatar

No being fair to a traitorous lying sack of liquid shit,

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

I'm an art school graduate, and it's quite clear to me that it's either a painting or AI generated. Also, in the picture, he is wearing a red tie and last week he wore a blue tie to court. But he did wear a red tie today-- When did you see the picture, Jeff?

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

We’ll have to rely on the sketch artist to get draw a pic of the sketchy con artist.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Now that one does look real, the one Jeff had is AI generated

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Cheryl Keeping's avatar

Couldn't be. Not orange enough, not saggy and wrinkled enough.

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Lisa's avatar

Hate sure does age people!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, Laura Loomer is a good example.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Saw it in my Faux-"news" addicted sister. She's gone now.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Saw it in my Faux-"news" addicted sister. She's gone now.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Saw it in my Faux-"news" addicted sister. She's gone now.

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Sandy Kaczmarski's avatar

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought it was creepily AI generated. As if he's not creepy enough.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

You won’t get rid of us that easily. As if!!! Super props on this and every day’s writing, and your mad skillz keeping us all sane.

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Kim Nesvig's avatar

Sometimes fiction (or AI) can reveal a greater truth.

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SeekingReason's avatar

Don’t care..it was perfect!

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John Steward's avatar

Worth it.

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Rebecca Elliott's avatar

We will forgive you for that one, and it SHOULD HAVE BEEN REAL, in my book!

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SPW's avatar

Oopsy. Too late bro.

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Abigail Norling's avatar

It was too perfect! <3

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Chris Craddock's avatar

I’m sick of holding my breath waiting for this fucker to be held accountable for his 6? 7? decades of criming. Lock his ass away FFS!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

If SCOTUS doesn't shut down that immunity claim, and nail it shut, he'll find a way to d3lay that shit after the election.

I want the motherfucker to go all the fuck away. I never want to hear the name again, except for his family tearing at each other over the remains of his pyrite empire. Is that too much to ask????

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Eileen's avatar

I am supremely afraid of the Supreme Court. Ari Berman's recent interview on "Fresh Air" with Terri Gross will anger, frustrate and worry you about how a minority put our Senate in power and that minority rule senate put our SCOTUS in power.

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/22/1246297603/ari-berman-minority-rule-electoral-college

I live in California. The equal power of Wyoming, where the deer and the antelope play more than real voters, doesn't feel reassuring (no offense against WY peeps, deer or antelopes). What you will learn from Ari is that minority rule is real, worse than the concessions the founding fathers made, and frankly shocking:

"On how the two Senator per state representation affects minority rule. Just to give you one really stunning stat, by 2040, 70% of the population is going to live in 15 states with 30 senators. That means that 30% of the country, which is going to be whiter, more rural, more conservative, is going to elect 70% of the U.S. Senate. So the trend in the U.S. Senate is becoming more imbalanced and more undemocratic. And what's really interesting to me is a lot of conservatives want to go back and they want to quote the framers, but they ignore that a lot of the framers, including James Madison, the architect of the Constitution, had grave concerns about some of the institutions they were creating, particularly the structure of the U.S. Senate."

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Sköll's avatar

I am, too. I have a very bad feeling about this. There just are too many corrupted individuals serving as SCOTUS Justices. In fact, there are SIX. That could save Trump. These people would think nothing about crushing "the left" under their bootheels with Project 2025.

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kdsherpa's avatar

The numbers you quote have been eating away at me for many years. It's OBVIOUS how unfair the situation is, but it never changes. "[W]hat's really interesting to me is a lot of conservatives want to go back and they want to quote the framers, but they ignore that a lot of the framers ... had grave concerns about some of the institutions they were creating..." BINGO.

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Merc's avatar

Time to move to the other states and swing the election - Mark Meadows and Tuberville do it

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Mitch McConnell has ruined the Senate beyond repair with his SCOTUS shenanigans. We have been subjected to minority rule for decades

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Margaret's avatar

"Pyrite empire"--genius!

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William Burke's avatar

Honorable mention for sure in the Tiedrich Hall of Fame. You should be proud.

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

I’m with you on that, but I fear that they may well clear the path for him on this issue. Three out of five were named by trump, one is in a serious conflict of interest, and the other is a hard core trumpist. That leaves the 3 who were nominated by a Democrat president and the Chief Justice.

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Kevin Dale Green's avatar

They can delay the Jan 6 trial by sending it back to the district court for review; but keep in mind that any immunity ruling would apply to all Presidents; not just Trump. It really wouldn't be in their best interest to establish that the President can use Seal Team 6 to adjust the ideological make-up of the court.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

What's good for Stinky is good for Joe.

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Burke's avatar

And the Justices know it. The clueless pundits don’t connect the dots. Yet.

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

But hard for even this court to ignore the finely wrought 50+ page ruling by the appellate court. I don't think they will grant the immunity scam, but they are certainly slow walking the process, which will delay the trial probably until after the election.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

It's a big enough issue, like will be part of Constitutional law textbooks big, that these guys want to pee a circle around it. They can't let such an important question be decided by a lower court...of women.

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

And the Court doesn't really have to slow walk this matter, since, as you say, it is an important issue. Irritating.

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kdsherpa's avatar

"slow walking the process" AKA "torture"

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

Absolutely

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

They appellate court made a thoughtful & correct judgement. The SCOTUS should never have taken up the case. It’s absurd to claim that a President can claim immunity for any & all crimes committed while in office

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I actually think Barrett will side with the 3 liberals, then if Roberts will just realize if he doesn’t side with the ladies his court will lose the remaining tiny bit of legitimacy that is has left.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

👏🏻👍💓👍💓👍

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

I sure hope you’re right, although I don’t trust Barrett as far as I can throw her.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

I don’t like saying this, but, I’m hoping he strokes out. It would save US never having to look at that subhuman again and hopefully his cult would go away.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I wish for that exact thing every single day. And I don’t feel bad about it

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

I don’t either. He’s the only one I’ve ever hoped would stroke out. At least I’m not the only one wishing for a trumpy stroke out. I’m sure we’re not the only ones.

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Richard Reynolds's avatar

Is it only my demented mind, or is it ridiculous for Trump and his hand-picked SCOTUS to endow the President with super immunity for ANYTHING seeing as how it's Joe Biden who is President? Was it Napoleon or Bismark or someone like that who said: "Never disturb your enemy when he is making a mistake" ?

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Carol C's avatar

Pyrite—fool’s gold. Wonderful, Susan!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🎯❤️Pyrite empire...fools gold, too clever!

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

I’m with you 100%

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Chris Craddock's avatar

AMEN!

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Libbey Dem's avatar

He's facing 4 years per count multiply that by 34. His attorneys basically fucked him during opening arguments by claiming he was "innocent" so now it's THEIR burden to prove. To lock him up for violating the gag order would be counterintuitive to what Judge Merchan and the prosecution is trying to obtain. 4 years per count! Merchan is making sure that every T is crossed and I dotted. IOW, if they throw him in jail for contempt of court, the defense can claim that Merchan is biased and then call for a mistral.

So what's more important? Him spending a few days in a jail cell for running his mouth? Or justice for the crimes he committed to fuck us all over in 2016? Patience is a virtue and justice is coming.

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Catherine's avatar

Agree with you there, I'm for the long term justice.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

Great comment!!!

I’m for the long term Justice.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

They’ll never put him in prison 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

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Libbey Dem's avatar

I am pretty sure that he is going to prison. The SS is having meetings with, I believe the prison where he will reside, as to how they can protect him when he is incarcerated. If he gets the max of 72 years (highly doubtful, but very possible) I think that he would lose his detail and be put in solitary confinement and the prison guards will do the job.

He doesn't deserve to have SS anyway. That's our tax dollars paying for that 🤡 to have 24/7 protection.

On thing is for sure, he will never be elected. So if he somehow skates through this one unscathed, the other trials are waiting.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

I firmly agree, a convicted felon does not deserve SS protection nor a pension from the govt. All benefits should be stripped away if he’s convicted.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

And old farty fuckface wants to continue "crimin" if given the opportunity. His usual bullshit about rallying for MAGA and saving our country is nothing more than a call for keeping his broke crooked ass out of prison and to grift more money. Besides the heavy police presence, is it possible that the lack of pro ferret head protestors is a sign that some in the delusional MAGA world are finally starting to wise up?

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Chet Brandt's avatar

I would like to think so but I think the strong police presence is keeping them at bay. In addition, they may be actually scared of the pro-Palestinian protesters. Wise up— not a chance. Can’t fix stupid that quickly IMHO.

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

You and me both! 😡

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Doreen Garza's avatar

I totally agree!!! Wtf? Now Judge Merchan has to look and see if he’s violated the gag order? Bullshit!!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

You and me both.

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Except that Alan Weisselberg wrote detailed notes about the plan. Which the prosecution has.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

also, a recording of Trump and Cohen discussing it

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

Don't believe your lying eyes and ears?

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Carol C's avatar

Yes, and Weisselberg added enough to the Cohen’s reimbursement to cover the taxes on it. Which does not happen for lawyers’ fees.

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Teri's avatar

Notes by Weiselberg written on M.Cohen's BANK STATEMENT that AW told Cohen to bring to AW!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight

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Ramona Agin's avatar

I can’t believe, wait! yes I can!

That he confessed to committing a crime right after getting out of court yesterday and he’s too fucking stupid to even know it. 😂😂😂

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Chris Craddock's avatar

The “stable genius” with all the best words does that ALL the time. It never occurs to him that there’s a record of him admitting to be a dumbass criminal.

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Ramona Agin's avatar

Lol

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Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

Donnie has never missed out on a tax deduction. EVER. He has never given the IRS a penny they didn’t deserve. He doesn’t even pay the taxes he DOES owe, so we all know why this fucking crook didn’t write off that “legal expense.” He knew it was illegal AF and he didn’t want it documented anywhere because the the auditors would be all over that like flies on shit.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Your headline was all I needed! 🤣🤣 some of us have decided you should do political stand up comedy. Guarantee you’ll pack the house every night! 👏👏👏👏👏

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I may have had a couple of gin and tonics in me when I wrote that headline last night, is all I'm saying

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Fuel for the creative mind my friend!

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JOSEPH PEDALINO, JR.'s avatar

Thats known as ‘clarity’ !

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Margaret's avatar

I had a couple G&Ts in me when I read it, so that's okay.

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Lisa's avatar

Now I have to catch up!

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Margaret's avatar

Good on us! Wahoooo!!!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

WAIT. I'm late for this cocktail hour. I'm on the East Coast! 😂

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Margaret's avatar

Well, it's 10 am somewhere! Get going!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂 I love how you think! 🍸

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Margaret's avatar

Twisted. He he.

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

😂😂😂

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Sköll's avatar

Christopher Hichens used to have highballs while pounding away at his typewriter. Just sayin :)

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William Burke's avatar

Try to limit it to two from now on JT. Three could cause a certain contingent among us to be involuntarily admitted. I have heard (but have not independently confirmed) that they confiscate all devices in those facilities. And then we’d be spending all that federal money on treating withdrawal symptoms. I’m sure you wouldn’t want that.

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂

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Merc's avatar

Creativity is the detritus of alcohol

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Lisa59's avatar

"Old accordion hands" is killing me this morning. 🤣😂🤣

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL! Absolutely! 😃

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Hook that shit right into my veins!

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Jodi Richard's avatar

I agree Susan, I almost had no need to continue reading after that headline! So very happy I did continue reading though.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

SOOOO funny....and always on point. ✌️😂

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

The MAGA cult is going to have to decide what constitutes “old”.Is it slim, trim, bicycle-riding, jet-setting, world traveling, octogenarian Dark Brandon or doughy,paunchy, orange, tumbleweed hair, slack-jawing TFG( remember it is The F*CKING Grifter in my book lol)? They really gotta think about that one, eh?!

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

And an old, fat grifter who, according to a host of neurologists and other medical people, is showing the unmistakable signs of dementia and brain damage. Keep an eye on this guy; it's going to get worse under the stress of court appearances.

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

👏👏👏

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William Burke's avatar

Agreed. I think we’re approaching the “Nixon wandering the halls in the White House and drunk dialing the pictures on the walls” phase. Although trumpalstiltskin reportedly is white knuckling it - with perhaps the assistance of some stimulants.

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shee-rah's avatar

You forgot ‘farting.’ 😆

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Ugh!How could I forget that!

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Carolyn O'Daly's avatar

Old Accordion Hands...pure gold Jeff. However, I'm not sure that Melania fed her son...pretty sure she would hire a wet nurse.

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meryl selig's avatar

Definitely did not nurse.

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William Burke's avatar

The expression on Barron’s face in the few pictures I’ve seen of the kid seem to support that conclusion.

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Sharon C Storm's avatar

Every time he opens his mouth he incriminates himself. Keep talking Donnie! You may end up going to prison to serve a longer sentence. Just keep talking.

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Darrell Smith's avatar

Trump states at his pecker wondering how it got him in so much trouble. The disturbed people in America need help, not a cheerleader. I don't look for the dipshits to go quietly, so there should be plenty of opportunities for childish jokes for some time. We can thank Roy Cohn for our continued entertainment.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

I’m not sure Trump can see his pecker. It’s small and his gut is big. Maybe he’s dreaming of having a big pecker.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Good one Cassandra.

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Morgan's avatar

I’m so over the OrangeFuckfaceLyingGriftingMangoDoucheFuck and his sycophant followers .. he lies and then he doubles down on those lies.. how the fuck did we ever get this AHOLE in the White House?!? I NEVER VOTED for this FuckingClownShowCretin!! Stealing classified documents bringing his superduperslutwhores into the White House .. JFC pretty sure the White House had to be sprayed down with disinfectant when that TantrumThrowingOrangeToddler left.. and they needed to replace all the septic and toilets cause no one wants to even touch anything DouchefuckDrumpty’s ASS has touched.. just the thought is vomit inducing 🤮🤮🤮 and in court.. him sacking out and drooling on himself?!? WTAF if you or I did that in court we would be sanctioned up the ass and then we could be removed from the courtroom immediately. Stop playing with kid gloves with this AssHole!! Convict him and throw his Orange Ass in Prison!!! BOOM PROBLEM SOLVED 🙌🏽🤙🏽🙌🏽

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Bedhead.... you're awesome. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Bedhead is on a roll.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

That’s almost as good as Jeff’s column

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Morgan's avatar

Thank you so much he’s amazing with words and I love words.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

🙌🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Tess's avatar

Music does soothe the savage breast…and beast! I do hope he has a much better day today and can stay awake while witnesses REAM HIS ASS! He needs to listen!!! What grade are you in Mr. Loser????? Okay…I’m done! lol

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Lisa59's avatar

His biggest fear is being seen as a loser. He's preoccupied with the fact that his MAGA dumb asses aren't protesting for him. Irrelevance is the only cure for malignant narcissist/psychopath. This is priceless.

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Nevertheless, She Persisted's avatar

Exactly!! He is terrified of being seen as a loser.

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meryl selig's avatar

So right Lisa. Malignant narcissists either and die if cut off from everyone. Like a vampire deprived of blood

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Linda Silfven's avatar

Oh My God you just keep getting better! I can’t stand it! Every time I see there’s a post of yours I have to drop everything I’m doing. You are giving all of us hope that MAYBE people will wake up and see this old fool for what he truly is.

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arne link's avatar

I know. I really need to get off this computer and go to work.

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William Burke's avatar

I have heard (but have not independently confirmed) that the labor department has found that Jeff Teidrich’s Substack has reduced productivity by 3% nationally so far. This could become a problem if we’re not careful.

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Lars E King's avatar

DONALD JOHN TRUMP IS UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT! Anyone who doesn't, or can't, see that has not been paying attention! The man is an open book! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE PEOPLE!

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Some of the people you are referring to would be smelling moonshine.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Hard for me to believe he still has even one voter, no less 30+% of the country

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skangirl's avatar

Here's my solution to making him really pay for violating the gag orders.

1st infraction: At the end of the following court day, 1 hour in Rikers. No cell phone.

2nd infraction: 2 hours in Rikers.

3rd infraction: 4 hours (see what I'm doing there? doubling down every day)

4th infraction: 8 hours

ad infinitum/ad nauseam.

Put him in protective custody (i.e., solitary) with Secret Service watching the monitor 24/7 (like they did for Jeffrey Epstein).

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Tama2U's avatar

Tffg didn’t write that post, it’s even too grammatically correct for Cokey Jr. Who’s the one propping him up- Stephen Miller? Eric? One of his Diet Coke schleppers? The last one, good bye boo hoo, is a weak pathetic child whiner trying to dog whistle his few protesters.

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