No shit! Fuck Mace, Morning fucking Joe/Mika, Mike Johnson and stupid ass trump with another gimmick…jesus f***ing christ….where the hell are we????????
No shit! Fuck Mace, Morning fucking Joe/Mika, Mike Johnson and stupid ass trump with another gimmick…jesus f***ing christ….where the hell are we????????
Mine is my paternal grandmother's "Jesus H. Christ"! She was an inveterate curser, especially when she was behind the wheel of her car. I can hear her now, screaming at a driver she thought had made a particularly bad move. "You stupid son of a bitch", she'd yell out her window, "You oughtn't be allowed to drive!"
It was a blessing not many people carried guns in those days.
so... I admit to using all of the above, interchangeably, even all together, depending on context. Also "bleeding hell", "fucking hell", "mothaFUCKah", "Jesus H Christ on a fucking pogo stick!" & more. Never know WHAT's going to surface when I'm mad lol...
The best way to use "Fuck" is sparingly. Then it has a certain shock value. It seems on some social forums, it's the assholes on the right who fill their brainless posts with curses when they have no reply
WWII joke: an officer is driving along and sees a soldier kicking his broken-down Jeep by the side of the road. He stops and asks "What seems to be the problem, soldier?"
Don’t be. That seems to be most of my vocabulary these days and I’d love company. All the craptastics are flying out of Dumbfuckistan so we have to be ready for the onslaught and I’m nowhere out of fucks.
I was once behind a truck that had around 40 bumper stickers all over the tailgate. Every one had the word fuck or some variation thereof. My favorite was "Practice safe sex. Go fuck yourself!"
No shit! Fuck Mace, Morning fucking Joe/Mika, Mike Johnson and stupid ass trump with another gimmick…jesus f***ing christ….where the hell are we????????
sorry for all the fucks! lol
FUCK in every tense is the only word we need for the next 4 years.
I'd actually like a fucking stronger word than fuck to use for the next four fucking years...
mothafucka is Kamala's favorite...
I somehow doubt that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhrWJZO5LaE
I loved this. "mothafuckah" is one of my favorites, too!
Mine has been "JeezusfukinChrist!" since the early1 970s. Hammer on thumb? Someone swings a 2X4 and knocks over your coffee? JeezzusssfukinChrist!!!!
Mine is my paternal grandmother's "Jesus H. Christ"! She was an inveterate curser, especially when she was behind the wheel of her car. I can hear her now, screaming at a driver she thought had made a particularly bad move. "You stupid son of a bitch", she'd yell out her window, "You oughtn't be allowed to drive!"
It was a blessing not many people carried guns in those days.
so... I admit to using all of the above, interchangeably, even all together, depending on context. Also "bleeding hell", "fucking hell", "mothaFUCKah", "Jesus H Christ on a fucking pogo stick!" & more. Never know WHAT's going to surface when I'm mad lol...
I vote for ‘Jesus H Christ on a fucking pogo stick.’
I would’ve loved her!👏🏼👏🏼😄
Fuck a goddamned Duck. said it pretty well too.
Christ on a cracker!
The best way to use "Fuck" is sparingly. Then it has a certain shock value. It seems on some social forums, it's the assholes on the right who fill their brainless posts with curses when they have no reply
how about Star Farking Irther???
Fuckinghell is my go-to....
I agree, it doesn’t feel strong enough for me either!
Trump the cunt.
I, peronsally, like "Shitpisscatfuckcocksucker." All one word. Why "catfuck?" Because that's the fuckitest fuck there is!
Ah fuck it!😂😂
As my late husband always said: “Fuck the fucking fuckers!”
WWII joke: an officer is driving along and sees a soldier kicking his broken-down Jeep by the side of the road. He stops and asks "What seems to be the problem, soldier?"
"The fucking fucker's fucked, sir!"
😂
Sometimes a” fuck” is the only word that works especially in these times!
And I don't think I EVER used the "c" word until DJT and his Congress.
Fuck the fuck all the way off.
One of my go-tos.
Sorry, not sorry for fucks sake
Please continue to fuck away as you see fit
Fuck 'em if they can't choke on it.
Don’t be. That seems to be most of my vocabulary these days and I’d love company. All the craptastics are flying out of Dumbfuckistan so we have to be ready for the onslaught and I’m nowhere out of fucks.
I'm rather fond of FUCKITY - BYE !
Let it out, Tess! Don't want to keep that shit bottled up.
Fuckin’ eh Tess, no apology necessary!
I was once behind a truck that had around 40 bumper stickers all over the tailgate. Every one had the word fuck or some variation thereof. My favorite was "Practice safe sex. Go fuck yourself!"
Feather mucking coke stackers!
My go to: What the fuck Ever!!!!!
Don’t be.
You're good, Tess. We have to call it like it is. "Fuck" is what it is.
Tess, we're in a time warp...and there doesnt seem to be a way out. 👀
voice of Torgo: There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon.
😂😂😳
Why does “Dammit, Janet” come immediately to mind?
Susan mentioned a time warp? But when isn’t ‘Damnit, Janet’ appropriate?
Time meant nothing, never will again.
Time is a flat circle Susan, there’s no escaping it… unless I can find new parts for the broken down time machine in my garage!
Sign me up when you’ve got it working.
I’m ready to find a wormhole anytime now.
Fuck them all, is a perfectly normal human response to the wrath of fuckery brought upon us by a mookish coterie of imbecilic sycophants Tess!!
Fuck ‘em ALL! 😡
You're fucking fine, Tessa. FUCK may be my next vanity plate.
I typed Tess....fucking autocorrect
He's sure a blowhard who failed upwards.