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Openly Fae's avatar

MAGA Haberman, I dub her.

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Ellis Weiner's avatar

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I know, right?

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Openly Fae's avatar

You're welcome to it if you like it. I don't claim ownership of it.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

MAGA HAGA Haberman.

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Linda Weide's avatar

And I dub the group of Trump's MAGA supporters the "Goebbels Brigade." With Speaker Mike "Goebbels" Johnson, since he is spreading Trump propaganda to protect him, just as Goebbels did for Hitler. He had to convince them that Hitler cared about them, and that they should suck up any distress they were going through for the good of the country, and that things were going well when they were not! Goebbels was also in charge of spies who went out to suss out the mood of the people. I don't know if Goebbels Johnson is there yet. Their uniforms are so reminiscent of the Brown Shirts SA or the Black uniformed SS with their skull insignia. Perhaps Trumps Troops should have skull tie pins.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The Shitzinpantzers got his back. Trump has created more puppets than Jim Henson.

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Openly Fae's avatar

Or, you know, Charles Manson. He seems to be held to slightly different standards though.

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Carolyn's avatar

MIKE JOHNSON SHOULD GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. WHAT A DISGUSTING HIPPOCRITE!!!!

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LORI  D's avatar

That creepy guy scares me. He has an agenda, like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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Victoria Wilson's avatar

Hell, they might as well go full swastika.

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

How ironic that Mike Johnson of the "Purity Ball" will come out in support of a serial adulterer and adjudicated rapist. How will he explain that to his daughter? She probably wouldn't dance with him any more.

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shee-rah's avatar

The Gobble Brigade.

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Or MAGA HAG.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

We're going to get slammed by the body image people if we do that. It was intentional. LOL.

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Patris's avatar

Too kind, kiddo

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Openly Fae's avatar

Maybe she'll try to redeem herself and audible to MAGA Haterwoman.

Time will tell.

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Patris's avatar

Maybe she’ll skate down to the river and hop in. (A dream of mine)

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

Dreams can come true!

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Patris's avatar

Let me clarify, it’s just for her to cool off. Nothing worse. Assume she can swim. Or own water wings. Boat standing by to fish her out. No harm. Just another ‘look at me’ event of hers.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Wonkette often calls her "Maga HaberHack".

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Libbey Dem's avatar

Niiice! 😎 👍🏼

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Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Can a Pulitzer prize be rescinded? Because there is more than ample public documentation to justify this demand. Let’s start a signature campaign.

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LORI  D's avatar

I'm in. Let's do it. This is getting ridiculous. And everyone please file a complaint against Judge Cannon. https://www.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/ao310.pdf Feel free to copy and paste any part of my addendum to the complaint: There’s no reason to choose between the two possible explanations

for Cannon’s handling of the classified documents case and the

mounting procedural delays under her watch. Our National Security

has been compromised and it doesn’t matter if this judge is corrupt,

incompetent or both. This is too important a case to be sidelined by

either scenario. It must take place before the November 2024 election.

As a voter, I am entitled to know what this candidate was thinking, why

he did this, are there more documents out there, who did he show

them to, was there a reasonable explanation or is he a threat to our

democracy? I need to know all of these things, as does every other

eligible voter in this United States of America. As a citizen whose own

safety may be at stake, along with any ability to pursue life, liberty

and happiness, I demand to know the answers to these questions as

quickly as possible. If Judge Cannon is not up to performing simple

procedures to ensure a speedy trial, she does not belong on the

bench. This has gone far enough.

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Abbi's avatar

Thank you, Lori. This is great info. I couldn’t find the mailing address, though. If you have it, could you send it? Thanks.

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LORI  D's avatar

11th District Court of Appeals

56 Forsyth Street N.W.

Atlanta, GA 30303

Sorry about that. Meant to include it so thanks!

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Abbi's avatar

Thank you!

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Doc Blase''s avatar

Thank you for the link! That's great!

I wonder what's taking Jack Smith so long to file a motion to recuse on her.

Maybe because it's no use, now. Thanks also to invertebrate Garland wasting 3 years.

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Eileen's avatar

Here's the data you will need to populate when referencing US vs Trump

https://www.uscourts.gov/courts/flsd/23-CR-80101-INDICTMENT.pdf

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Where is your addendum? I got stuck at Judicial Council of the ??? Circuit

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LORI  D's avatar

It's in the body of my original post, everything right after "Feel free to copy and paste any part of my addendum to the complaint:

And this is where you mail it:

11th District Court of Appeals

56 Forsyth Street N.W.

Atlanta, GA 30303

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Laura Pizzicara's avatar

Will do. I hate the rat bastid.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

You'd have to dig up Rush Limbaugh to get his presidential medal of honor that Trump gave him. I'll buy the shovel and provide the gas masks. I'm too old to do it but I'll be there gumming popcorn and doing shots.

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JOEL's avatar

let me know when you dig up sc um Limbaugh - - - as I'd like to be there to PISS on his corpse.

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Eric Smith's avatar

Check if there’s a wooden stake in his chest…

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Jodi Richard's avatar

Don’t offend vampires like that. They have more class and empathy than any of these assholes.

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arne link's avatar

They certainly dress well.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

I’m in for the popcorn and shots!

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Don’t forget to post the day and time you are digging Rush up!!! I want to be there!

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Bob Bowden's avatar

She should have received the PullHisZipper prize.

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Lord John Whorfin's avatar

She’s a disgrace. She makes Maureen Dowd look like an actual journalist.

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

💯💯💯 can’t stand her either

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wasatch's avatar

Nothing can make Maureen Dowd look like an actual journalist.

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joanne g murphy's avatar

She should get the Pubic Prize for running interference for the guy grabbing women by the pussy.

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counterlife's avatar

I think Maureen Dowd still has her Pulitizer for all of her deeply personal trashing of the Clintons back in the day. I still think Maureen had fantasies of becoming a president's mistress and cashing in with a big memoir. Even can't keep it in his pants Bill was smart enough to say hell no to that one. Note: this is entirely speculation on my part, based on how angry and personally offended Dowd seemed to be if you read her "journalism" closely. Dowd was and remains the reason I gave up on the NYT. She has a lot more company now, including the unfortunate Ms. Haberman, it seems.

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wasatch's avatar

She does high school mean girl commentary.

Issues...

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Thank you! Her vitriol towards the Clintons seemed...personal, I always figured she made a pass at him, and recognizing a poisonous snake when he saw one, Bill turned her down.

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Tess's avatar

Also——are those idiots in junior high….”what are you wearing to the trial?” “Oh….we should dress like trump to show our support.” “Great idea-I’ll tell the others”

I.Q. of ZERO

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It's fucking embarrassing... these are grown ass men. 🙄

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D Kitterman's avatar

But not intellectually.

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kdsherpa's avatar

And not emotionally.

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Maureen Okonski's avatar

No MAGAt is considered a grown up

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Mary Hall's avatar

It’s bad performance art complete with bad costumes, bad actors, and a bad script.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Yep, they were all wearing the uniform— but did they buy the ties from D - F - F himself?

https://www.ebay.com/b/Donald-J-Trump-Mens-Ties/15662/bn_739507

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Kaye Stone's avatar

This looks real!! Why isn't this news!?!?

"DouchebagVonShitzinpantz sells thousands of his ties on eBay!!" 😁🤪😳

https://www.ebay.com/b/Donald-J-Trump-Mens-Ties/15662/bn_739507

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Did u notice the black & gray one had an original price of $500, now only $100 ?

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Tess's avatar

Ew!

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Well, considering these guys are all jackoffs, this dress up shouldn't be too surprising.

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Tess's avatar

Actually….junior high kids are smarter than that!!!

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LORI  D's avatar

I truly hate all of these stupid, stupid, evil people.

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Linda McCaughey's avatar

They are actually just pitiful. A bunch of empty suits.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Empty suits and empty minds!!

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kdsherpa's avatar

Nonexistent souls.

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kdsherpa's avatar

They are only "pitiful" IFF (science shorthand for "if, and only if") they have NO POWER over anyone. However, since Mike Johnson wields power only second to the President, it is HORRIFYING, in my eyes. Absolutely HORRIFYING.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Absolutely agree! You expressed my immediate reaction to that…IFF

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Openly Fae's avatar

This is what organised crime does. Coordinated outfits.

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Vivek is definitely out of the running now, he can't even keep his collar straight. It's so distracting that I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.

Loved "emotional support papers", so fitting.

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kdsherpa's avatar

I think it was meant to be "emotional support puppets" (like emotional support puppies, I guess?) Yes, fitting indeed.

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Marsha's avatar

And I believe Trump was wearing a yellow tie yesterday - just to make sure his fans didn't miss his royal presence.

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ynot1965's avatar

Blue suits, red tie = brown shirts, black tie.

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arne link's avatar

That is just beyond. It's way too cray-cray. I guess we're in a Twilight Zone segment.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Well, I guess you can consider Germany under Hitler to be a Twilight Zone-like show. To me, though, it was a million times worse. And that's exactly what's happening in our nation, here and now. Folks, be afraid. Be very afraid. I was feeling better these past couple of weeks, but with Mike Johnson showing up like he did and saying the things he said? I'm scared all over again.

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antlisa1201's avatar

😆

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Or....copying the Brownshirts of Hitler.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Except they don't know their history, to know what happens to the violent thug brownshirts.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Surprised they didn’t give the one-hand salute.

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

You couldn’t make this BS up if you tried!! Sometimes I pick myself to make sure I am not sleep walking!!!

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Susan Travis's avatar

"Shit birds of a feather flock together"!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

"Emotional Support Papers". Snorted coffee on that! 😂😂 I believe Jeff should absolutely be called as a witness...it would be epic! "Directing others to make public statements".... Merchan needs to address this. It's absolutely in the gag order. And a big FUCK YOU to these sycophants in their matching red ties who use taxpayer money to spit on the rule of law and support a criminal. It's infuriating. 🤦‍♀️

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Holy Mike was supposed to be at work in the House yesterday where they were due to consider the crucially important Federal Aviation Authority Reauthorization Act. Yet,he thought being a sycophant for tRump was way more important. 😡

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Laura Pizzicara's avatar

He was on his knees in front of Donald’s fly!!! Waiting…

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Charles Austin's avatar

I call them "Team Douchebag". They should all shit their pants for more authenticity. 😂😂

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I'm surprised they weren't wearing

REAL MEN DIAPERS, over their suit pants !

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Charles Austin's avatar

😂😂😂

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Robert R's avatar

Moe from the Stooges should do the machine gun face slap down the entire line of those assholes woo. Wooo. Wooo!

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Charles Austin's avatar

Oh, beautiful!!😂😂😂😂💥💥

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

Perfect! Down the line and back!!

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Cathy Carrozza's avatar

🤣🤣

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL! (Was that a real thing?)

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Oh yes. 🙀

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kdsherpa's avatar

I've tried to find it, but haven't been able to do so. Can you help me find this? Pictures to re-post would be nice! :-)

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I'm sorry, what are you referring to ?

If I can help you I will.

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Douglas's avatar

'Poop their pants'!...🤣😂😂

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL Thats a good one!

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Robin Bird's avatar

The nyt had a headline this morning: “17% of voters think Biden responsible for Roe v Wade being overturned.” Why not “87% blame trump?”

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Kim Nesvig's avatar

Boy I am glad I dropped my NYT subscription. I held my nose as they trotted out one Hillary’s email article after another, but I didn’t realize how many just MAGA Haberman had contributed to. It does make you wonder what the “failing” NYT is hoping to get from a future Trump administration.

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Robin Bird's avatar

Kim, I rationalize my current $4.99 a month subscription bc I enjoy the word puzzles. I’ve heard the downfall is due to the idiot Nepo son publisher. I guess he relates to the idiot former President

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Kim Nesvig's avatar

I was subscribed for nearly 20 years, and rationalized my subscription with by telling myself that they were just being unbiased journalists. It seems I was fooling myself. Now I am wondering if they are positioning themselves to become Trump’s Pravda.

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Tama2U's avatar

You can get an app for the crosswords, I believe it’s free. 😊

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kdsherpa's avatar

I missed the games, after I cancelled last Fall. Then I found out that you can get all the games for 44 cents a week. (They tried to draw me back with an almost-free subscription to the paper. I wrote that I had no interest since they were obviously a pro-orange sadist news organization. No response, and the offer wasn't repeated. :-) )

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Robin Bird's avatar

KD, How/where do I find that offer?

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kdsherpa's avatar

Hi Robin. I can't remember. I was going nuts not being able to do the spelling bee, vertex, and connections, to the point where I was tempted to subscribe again, but I just couldn't do it. Somehow I got to the subscription desk (or whatever you call it) and someone fixed it for me. Let me know how it goes for you. I guess even 44 cents/day is enough for them to want in their shoddy pockets.

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Robin Bird's avatar

KD, Thanks for the tip. I found the offer on subscription page for $6 a month. Believe it or not my current rate is $4.99 a month, and it includes the cooking app. It’s a hard trigger to pull regardless of cost, but I’m so over them.

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Stephanie Sipe's avatar

I pay $1.00 per week just to read Jamelle Bouie

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Wordle is free so don't support them for that.

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Mark L's avatar

Me too

Three months now, still bent miss the Friday Quiz, wordle, or any of the other shit.

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

I dropped my subscription to the NYT and still play the games--for free.

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Robin Bird's avatar

Judy, please advise!

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kdsherpa's avatar

I have to pay 44 cents a week, but that's OK.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

Canceled mine too a couple of months back. Good effing riddance.

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William Burke's avatar

Because it encourages Trump‘s supporters instead of discouraging them. Sulzberger and Haberman like to do that for apparently personal reasons.

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Even that number distresses me after I found pro abortion people who follow Jessica Valenti on TikTok saying that in the comments. When I corrected her & pointed out the 3 radical religious justices that drump got to put on the court; she replied

“Yes I know that but Biden shares some of the blame because he hasn’t done anything about it”

I mean really? WTF did she think he was supposed to do, just issue an EO to fix it? Too many people are so ignorant about how our government functions.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

🎯🎯🎯🎯

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Charles Austin's avatar

Talking heads like MAGAt Haberman are the reason that my consumption of cable news has dropped exponentially. The judge should issue bench warrants against every member of "Team Douchebag" for contempt of court. That will take care of Shitgibbon's gag order workaround. I'd pay money to see Ramalamadingdong get his annoying ass kicked in the holding cell.

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SPW's avatar

Judge Merchan should pull them all into the courtroom, put them under oath then proceed to question their purpose in being there. Since Tubs already let the cat out of the bag, should he say anything different, his ass should be headed to Rikers asap. That might get the attention of all the other sycophants who think breaching the gag order for dear leader is a good idea.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Completely agree. It's a clear violation. Fuck these guys....

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kdsherpa's avatar

"Ramalamadingdong"!!! FOTFLMAO!!! (For real!!!) He wouldn't last long.

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Chris Rey's avatar

Hello Maggie Haberman!

Could you please respond to these charges?

We will never stop waiting for your explanation. Even if you have to make it from sanctuary overseas.

The NYT will still stink just as much even after Maggie leaves in shame. Thank you.

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Susan Keefer's avatar

Joyce White Vance:

“The gag order prohibits Trump from making comments about jurors/witnesses and also from causing others to make them.”

New: Maggie Haberman has just tweeted and is taking the approach that yesterday never happened and that she wasn't trending on social media.

Trump’s sycophants are all wearing their obligatory Trump Cult Red Tie.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

you never want to trend on social media. I've trended twice, so I speak from experience

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Openly Fae's avatar

Can confirm from prior Twitter.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Why not? (Not that I have anything that would be trendworthy!)

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Susan Keefer's avatar

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) has admitted he came to New York City Monday to break a gag order for former President Donald Trump.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Right. Which is continued proof Tubs isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. 😂

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Charles Austin's avatar

When you look up dumbass in the dictionary, you see a picture of Tommy Tubberville.😂

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William Burke's avatar

Wait a minute…. is that Maggie Haberman getting another valuable quote or repeating another precious insight from a Maga consigliere? Thanks a bunch Maggie. You should be ashamed of yourself. But no, you’re a legend in your own mind, aren’t you. Yes, I thought you were.🤮

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

her father was a big deal at the NYT so she is a legacy hire. And her mother has ties to trump's PR agency.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!!! And he's a fucking senator, for gods sake. It's maddening.

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arne link's avatar

I feel ya.

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Chauncey Gardiner's avatar

Tuberville wouldn't be the sharpest ball-bearing in the drawer.

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M.T. Kelly's avatar

He's not even the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

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kdsherpa's avatar

<3 <3 <3

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Eileen's avatar

Tubs is dumber than a rock.

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counterlife's avatar

A sack of Marsha Blackburn's hair has entered the chat.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

HAHAHAH!!!! Good one.

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Nobody ever said Tooberville was smart.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Yeah, astounding, wasn't it? He couldn't quite get it down right and initially said that he was there to say what the orange sadist wanted him to say. Then he got it right. (I think that someone with prompt cards growled at him.)

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I don't know if I speak for anyone else, but if that son of a bitch is acquitted or gets a hung jury (I do not rule out Lara Trump passing out envelopes to family members of jurors. I abso-fuckin-lutely do not), I say we riot. Hard. This slippery shit-stained, talentless, whiny, bait n switch specializing, predatory King of the Douchebags needs the Shakespeare's Act V he has earned.

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Vickie Berry's avatar

I’m in for a protest!

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Robin Bird's avatar

I’m so ready to protest if for no other reason than my sanity!! Waiting for whenever the SCOTUS DC protest happens. Must be organized by no agenda organizers. Ready to book my room at The Willard or Airbnb at watergate. Cannot believe my boomers have to hit the streets again!! Buckle up MF’s!!

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Let's have as many people as the people demonstrating against the Russian regime in the country of Georgia. It's amazing and perhaps a harbinger of people overthrowing repressive governments/dictators. I understand the people in Hungary are starting to protest also.

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

Oh, I forgot to mention the people in Israel protesting against Bibi.

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Robin Bird's avatar

Judy, I get gleeful thinking about demonstrating against the corrupt SC. Think of the millions of people descending on DC to unseat or equalize the rights of Americans to be protected from this lot. We can do this!! It will happen if they give trump immunity!

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Judy Luchsinger's avatar

It will!

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Eileen's avatar

The People against Trump: We are Legion for we are many. And we'll drive Trump and his cohorts straight to hell where they belong. The MAGA think they are scary? Wait until you see millions of pissed off liberals marching in their Allbirds and Birkenstocks, hyped up on Fair Trade coffee. FUCK YOU, SCOTUS!

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Robin Bird's avatar

Where does this angry Angeleno sign on? There are millions of us waiting to come East to hit that town hard!!

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kdsherpa's avatar

"The MAGA think they are scary? Wait until you see millions of pissed off liberals marching in their Allbirds and Birkenstocks, hyped up on Fair Trade coffee. FUCK YOU, SCOTUS!" This column is bringing out the absolutely BEST in Jeff's readers!!!

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Vickie Berry's avatar

Please continue to post the information on the protest. I’m in!

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Robin Bird's avatar

Vickie, Let’s get it going!

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kdsherpa's avatar

"Cannot believe we boomers have to hit the streets again!!?" My sentiments exactly!!! Yes: BUCKLE UP MF's!!!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Same

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Eileen's avatar

Shakespeare's Act V! YES!!!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

BESET BY A PACK OF DOGS

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Margaret's avatar

I am so fucking ready! Riot!

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Leigh Woodward's avatar

This is priceless. MAGAT Haberman has been in vonShitzenpants corner for ever. I hope the pulitzer people who voted to give her the award are crawling back under their rocks and that they stay there.

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antlisa1201's avatar

That must be one stinky corner.

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Charles Austin's avatar

Call HAZMAT!!😂😂

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JOEL's avatar

Soon-to-be-Convicted Criminal Donald Trump will soon be joining an interesting group of other convicted criminals:

Roger Stone (Campaign Advisor): convicted.

Rick Gates (Deputy Campaign Chair): convicted.

Michael Cohen (Personal Lawyer): convicted.

George Papadopoulos (Campaign Advisor): convicted.

Paul Manafort (Campaign Chairman): convicted.

Mike Flynn (National Security Advisor): convicted.

Peter Navarro, (adviser): convicted.

Steve Bannon (Campaign chair/advisor): convicted.

Rudy Giuliani (Personal Lawyer): disbarred, convicted.

Jenna Ellis (Former Trump attorney): convicted.

Sidney Powell (Former Trump attorney): convicted.

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Tama2U's avatar

Thank you for reporting on Maga Haberman and the Pulitzer sham. She needs to return it for her journalistic lack of integrity and credibility.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Jeff Teidrich, trusted news source!

Is that sad, shocking, or wonderful?

Please, please read the news today, oh boy.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

It's the truth!

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kdsherpa's avatar

It is sad, and shocking. It's also a tremendous blessing that we have one trusted news source. And I am serious.

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Kay-El's avatar

“Emotional support papers” made me snort laugh. Judith Miller…. Damn, I’d forgotten about her, why did you have to remind me? Yes, her bad mojo was mysteriously transferred to Haberman via some kind of occult voodoo or maybe just a ouija board session.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

You are so freaking funny, Kay-El.

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Kay-El's avatar

Much obliged, Dana! Laughter really is the best medicine.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

absolutely! Here for it!

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Tess's avatar

OH PLEEEEEEEZ TRY TO GET ON THAT STAND AND TESTIFY!!!!! That was the funniest damn thing I’ve heard in a long time! Brilliant!

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arne link's avatar

Jeff is the only thing keeping me sane during these troubled times. He is actually brilliant.

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kdsherpa's avatar

I'd been feeling a lot better in the past couple of weeks and had actually stopped my (compulsive) daily dose of Jeff, among a few others. I realize that reading his -- and the others' -- column was my anti-anxiety medication. Since Mike JoJo showed up, I'm freaking out again. Thank God for Jeff and his Gang!

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Catherine's avatar

Yes, or even better, his lawyer asks you about and reads one of the Tiedrich adjectives paragraphs for the record-that would be so perfect!!!

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Martha White's avatar

Just cancelled my NYT subscription- which I confess I’ve been meaning to do for months. When asked for the reason, I replied “Maggie Haberman”. A few minutes later the poor guy says “your subscription is canceled effectively immediately with a reason of too expensive.” WHOAAAA… I’m repeating…MAGGIE HABERMAN.

I’m just mad I didn’t say MAGA Maggie.

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Marie Martin's avatar

Thanks for reminding me. I just cancelled NYT and told them why in their “please explain” link. Told them Maggie was a Trump shill. And that NYT had become a whore for the anti Biden, pro Trump campaign.

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Eileen's avatar

I just canceled my "all access" NYT subscription. Reason? Maggie Haberman is a compromised PRO Trumper and named in the election interference/hush money trial. NY Times has been misleadingly negative toward President Biden and overly generous to Donald Trump, thereby undermining our democracy. Bye bye. Last straw? "FROM MC TO MH: Big boss just approved me responding to complaint and statement. Please start writing and I will call you soon." Start writing? WTF?

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Karla's avatar

Good for you! The more people they hear this from, the better. I don’t understand a NYC based newspaper supporting Trump.

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William Burke's avatar

The insiders are protecting Maggie Haberman‘s reputation. Or trying to anyway - that’s a dishonest business practice.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Her father was a legend there so she is a nepo baby legacy hire.

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Runfastandwin's avatar

tbf even a dime would be "too expensive"...

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Teri's avatar

You could @NYTimes them and explain it was actually bc of MH.

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