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MAGA Haberman, I dub her.

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WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

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I know, right?

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You're welcome to it if you like it. I don't claim ownership of it.

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MAGA HAGA Haberman.

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And I dub the group of Trump's MAGA supporters the "Goebbels Brigade." With Speaker Mike "Goebbels" Johnson, since he is spreading Trump propaganda to protect him, just as Goebbels did for Hitler. He had to convince them that Hitler cared about them, and that they should suck up any distress they were going through for the good of the country, and that things were going well when they were not! Goebbels was also in charge of spies who went out to suss out the mood of the people. I don't know if Goebbels Johnson is there yet. Their uniforms are so reminiscent of the Brown Shirts SA or the Black uniformed SS with their skull insignia. Perhaps Trumps Troops should have skull tie pins.

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The Shitzinpantzers got his back. Trump has created more puppets than Jim Henson.

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Or, you know, Charles Manson. He seems to be held to slightly different standards though.

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MIKE JOHNSON SHOULD GO STRAIGHT TO HELL. WHAT A DISGUSTING HIPPOCRITE!!!!

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That creepy guy scares me. He has an agenda, like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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Hell, they might as well go full swastika.

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How ironic that Mike Johnson of the "Purity Ball" will come out in support of a serial adulterer and adjudicated rapist. How will he explain that to his daughter? She probably wouldn't dance with him any more.

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The Gobble Brigade.

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Or MAGA HAG.

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We're going to get slammed by the body image people if we do that. It was intentional. LOL.

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Too kind, kiddo

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Maybe she'll try to redeem herself and audible to MAGA Haterwoman.

Time will tell.

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Maybe she’ll skate down to the river and hop in. (A dream of mine)

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Dreams can come true!

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Let me clarify, it’s just for her to cool off. Nothing worse. Assume she can swim. Or own water wings. Boat standing by to fish her out. No harm. Just another ‘look at me’ event of hers.

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Wonkette often calls her "Maga HaberHack".

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Niiice! 😎 👍🏼

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Can a Pulitzer prize be rescinded? Because there is more than ample public documentation to justify this demand. Let’s start a signature campaign.

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I'm in. Let's do it. This is getting ridiculous. And everyone please file a complaint against Judge Cannon. https://www.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/ao310.pdf Feel free to copy and paste any part of my addendum to the complaint: There’s no reason to choose between the two possible explanations

for Cannon’s handling of the classified documents case and the

mounting procedural delays under her watch. Our National Security

has been compromised and it doesn’t matter if this judge is corrupt,

incompetent or both. This is too important a case to be sidelined by

either scenario. It must take place before the November 2024 election.

As a voter, I am entitled to know what this candidate was thinking, why

he did this, are there more documents out there, who did he show

them to, was there a reasonable explanation or is he a threat to our

democracy? I need to know all of these things, as does every other

eligible voter in this United States of America. As a citizen whose own

safety may be at stake, along with any ability to pursue life, liberty

and happiness, I demand to know the answers to these questions as

quickly as possible. If Judge Cannon is not up to performing simple

procedures to ensure a speedy trial, she does not belong on the

bench. This has gone far enough.

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Thank you, Lori. This is great info. I couldn’t find the mailing address, though. If you have it, could you send it? Thanks.

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11th District Court of Appeals

56 Forsyth Street N.W.

Atlanta, GA 30303

Sorry about that. Meant to include it so thanks!

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Thank you!

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Thank you for the link! That's great!

I wonder what's taking Jack Smith so long to file a motion to recuse on her.

Maybe because it's no use, now. Thanks also to invertebrate Garland wasting 3 years.

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Here's the data you will need to populate when referencing US vs Trump

https://www.uscourts.gov/courts/flsd/23-CR-80101-INDICTMENT.pdf

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Where is your addendum? I got stuck at Judicial Council of the ??? Circuit

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It's in the body of my original post, everything right after "Feel free to copy and paste any part of my addendum to the complaint:

And this is where you mail it:

11th District Court of Appeals

56 Forsyth Street N.W.

Atlanta, GA 30303

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Will do. I hate the rat bastid.

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You'd have to dig up Rush Limbaugh to get his presidential medal of honor that Trump gave him. I'll buy the shovel and provide the gas masks. I'm too old to do it but I'll be there gumming popcorn and doing shots.

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let me know when you dig up sc um Limbaugh - - - as I'd like to be there to PISS on his corpse.

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Check if there’s a wooden stake in his chest…

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Don’t offend vampires like that. They have more class and empathy than any of these assholes.

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They certainly dress well.

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I’m in for the popcorn and shots!

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Don’t forget to post the day and time you are digging Rush up!!! I want to be there!

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She should have received the PullHisZipper prize.

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She’s a disgrace. She makes Maureen Dowd look like an actual journalist.

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💯💯💯 can’t stand her either

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Nothing can make Maureen Dowd look like an actual journalist.

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She should get the Pubic Prize for running interference for the guy grabbing women by the pussy.

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I think Maureen Dowd still has her Pulitizer for all of her deeply personal trashing of the Clintons back in the day. I still think Maureen had fantasies of becoming a president's mistress and cashing in with a big memoir. Even can't keep it in his pants Bill was smart enough to say hell no to that one. Note: this is entirely speculation on my part, based on how angry and personally offended Dowd seemed to be if you read her "journalism" closely. Dowd was and remains the reason I gave up on the NYT. She has a lot more company now, including the unfortunate Ms. Haberman, it seems.

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She does high school mean girl commentary.

Issues...

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Thank you! Her vitriol towards the Clintons seemed...personal, I always figured she made a pass at him, and recognizing a poisonous snake when he saw one, Bill turned her down.

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Also——are those idiots in junior high….”what are you wearing to the trial?” “Oh….we should dress like trump to show our support.” “Great idea-I’ll tell the others”

I.Q. of ZERO

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It's fucking embarrassing... these are grown ass men. 🙄

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But not intellectually.

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And not emotionally.

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No MAGAt is considered a grown up

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It’s bad performance art complete with bad costumes, bad actors, and a bad script.

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Yep, they were all wearing the uniform— but did they buy the ties from D - F - F himself?

https://www.ebay.com/b/Donald-J-Trump-Mens-Ties/15662/bn_739507

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May 15·edited May 15

This looks real!! Why isn't this news!?!?

"DouchebagVonShitzinpantz sells thousands of his ties on eBay!!" 😁🤪😳

https://www.ebay.com/b/Donald-J-Trump-Mens-Ties/15662/bn_739507

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Did u notice the black & gray one had an original price of $500, now only $100 ?

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Ew!

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Well, considering these guys are all jackoffs, this dress up shouldn't be too surprising.

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Actually….junior high kids are smarter than that!!!

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I truly hate all of these stupid, stupid, evil people.

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They are actually just pitiful. A bunch of empty suits.

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Empty suits and empty minds!!

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Nonexistent souls.

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They are only "pitiful" IFF (science shorthand for "if, and only if") they have NO POWER over anyone. However, since Mike Johnson wields power only second to the President, it is HORRIFYING, in my eyes. Absolutely HORRIFYING.

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Absolutely agree! You expressed my immediate reaction to that…IFF

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This is what organised crime does. Coordinated outfits.

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Vivek is definitely out of the running now, he can't even keep his collar straight. It's so distracting that I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.

Loved "emotional support papers", so fitting.

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I think it was meant to be "emotional support puppets" (like emotional support puppies, I guess?) Yes, fitting indeed.

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And I believe Trump was wearing a yellow tie yesterday - just to make sure his fans didn't miss his royal presence.

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Blue suits, red tie = brown shirts, black tie.

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That is just beyond. It's way too cray-cray. I guess we're in a Twilight Zone segment.

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Well, I guess you can consider Germany under Hitler to be a Twilight Zone-like show. To me, though, it was a million times worse. And that's exactly what's happening in our nation, here and now. Folks, be afraid. Be very afraid. I was feeling better these past couple of weeks, but with Mike Johnson showing up like he did and saying the things he said? I'm scared all over again.

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Or....copying the Brownshirts of Hitler.

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Except they don't know their history, to know what happens to the violent thug brownshirts.

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Surprised they didn’t give the one-hand salute.

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You couldn’t make this BS up if you tried!! Sometimes I pick myself to make sure I am not sleep walking!!!

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"Shit birds of a feather flock together"!

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"Emotional Support Papers". Snorted coffee on that! 😂😂 I believe Jeff should absolutely be called as a witness...it would be epic! "Directing others to make public statements".... Merchan needs to address this. It's absolutely in the gag order. And a big FUCK YOU to these sycophants in their matching red ties who use taxpayer money to spit on the rule of law and support a criminal. It's infuriating. 🤦‍♀️

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Holy Mike was supposed to be at work in the House yesterday where they were due to consider the crucially important Federal Aviation Authority Reauthorization Act. Yet,he thought being a sycophant for tRump was way more important. 😡

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He was on his knees in front of Donald’s fly!!! Waiting…

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I call them "Team Douchebag". They should all shit their pants for more authenticity. 😂😂

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I'm surprised they weren't wearing

REAL MEN DIAPERS, over their suit pants !

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😂😂😂

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Moe from the Stooges should do the machine gun face slap down the entire line of those assholes woo. Wooo. Wooo!

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Oh, beautiful!!😂😂😂😂💥💥

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Perfect! Down the line and back!!

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LOL! (Was that a real thing?)

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Oh yes. 🙀

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I've tried to find it, but haven't been able to do so. Can you help me find this? Pictures to re-post would be nice! :-)

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I'm sorry, what are you referring to ?

If I can help you I will.

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'Poop their pants'!...🤣😂😂

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LOL Thats a good one!

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The nyt had a headline this morning: “17% of voters think Biden responsible for Roe v Wade being overturned.” Why not “87% blame trump?”

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Boy I am glad I dropped my NYT subscription. I held my nose as they trotted out one Hillary’s email article after another, but I didn’t realize how many just MAGA Haberman had contributed to. It does make you wonder what the “failing” NYT is hoping to get from a future Trump administration.

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Kim, I rationalize my current $4.99 a month subscription bc I enjoy the word puzzles. I’ve heard the downfall is due to the idiot Nepo son publisher. I guess he relates to the idiot former President

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I was subscribed for nearly 20 years, and rationalized my subscription with by telling myself that they were just being unbiased journalists. It seems I was fooling myself. Now I am wondering if they are positioning themselves to become Trump’s Pravda.

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You can get an app for the crosswords, I believe it’s free. 😊

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I missed the games, after I cancelled last Fall. Then I found out that you can get all the games for 44 cents a week. (They tried to draw me back with an almost-free subscription to the paper. I wrote that I had no interest since they were obviously a pro-orange sadist news organization. No response, and the offer wasn't repeated. :-) )

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KD, How/where do I find that offer?

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Hi Robin. I can't remember. I was going nuts not being able to do the spelling bee, vertex, and connections, to the point where I was tempted to subscribe again, but I just couldn't do it. Somehow I got to the subscription desk (or whatever you call it) and someone fixed it for me. Let me know how it goes for you. I guess even 44 cents/day is enough for them to want in their shoddy pockets.

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KD, Thanks for the tip. I found the offer on subscription page for $6 a month. Believe it or not my current rate is $4.99 a month, and it includes the cooking app. It’s a hard trigger to pull regardless of cost, but I’m so over them.

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I pay $1.00 per week just to read Jamelle Bouie

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Wordle is free so don't support them for that.

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Me too

Three months now, still bent miss the Friday Quiz, wordle, or any of the other shit.

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I dropped my subscription to the NYT and still play the games--for free.

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Judy, please advise!

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I have to pay 44 cents a week, but that's OK.

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Canceled mine too a couple of months back. Good effing riddance.

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Because it encourages Trump‘s supporters instead of discouraging them. Sulzberger and Haberman like to do that for apparently personal reasons.

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Even that number distresses me after I found pro abortion people who follow Jessica Valenti on TikTok saying that in the comments. When I corrected her & pointed out the 3 radical religious justices that drump got to put on the court; she replied

“Yes I know that but Biden shares some of the blame because he hasn’t done anything about it”

I mean really? WTF did she think he was supposed to do, just issue an EO to fix it? Too many people are so ignorant about how our government functions.

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Talking heads like MAGAt Haberman are the reason that my consumption of cable news has dropped exponentially. The judge should issue bench warrants against every member of "Team Douchebag" for contempt of court. That will take care of Shitgibbon's gag order workaround. I'd pay money to see Ramalamadingdong get his annoying ass kicked in the holding cell.

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Judge Merchan should pull them all into the courtroom, put them under oath then proceed to question their purpose in being there. Since Tubs already let the cat out of the bag, should he say anything different, his ass should be headed to Rikers asap. That might get the attention of all the other sycophants who think breaching the gag order for dear leader is a good idea.

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Completely agree. It's a clear violation. Fuck these guys....

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"Ramalamadingdong"!!! FOTFLMAO!!! (For real!!!) He wouldn't last long.

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Hello Maggie Haberman!

Could you please respond to these charges?

We will never stop waiting for your explanation. Even if you have to make it from sanctuary overseas.

The NYT will still stink just as much even after Maggie leaves in shame. Thank you.

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Joyce White Vance:

“The gag order prohibits Trump from making comments about jurors/witnesses and also from causing others to make them.”

New: Maggie Haberman has just tweeted and is taking the approach that yesterday never happened and that she wasn't trending on social media.

Trump’s sycophants are all wearing their obligatory Trump Cult Red Tie.

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you never want to trend on social media. I've trended twice, so I speak from experience

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Can confirm from prior Twitter.

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Why not? (Not that I have anything that would be trendworthy!)

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Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) has admitted he came to New York City Monday to break a gag order for former President Donald Trump.

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Right. Which is continued proof Tubs isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. 😂

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When you look up dumbass in the dictionary, you see a picture of Tommy Tubberville.😂

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Wait a minute…. is that Maggie Haberman getting another valuable quote or repeating another precious insight from a Maga consigliere? Thanks a bunch Maggie. You should be ashamed of yourself. But no, you’re a legend in your own mind, aren’t you. Yes, I thought you were.🤮

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her father was a big deal at the NYT so she is a legacy hire. And her mother has ties to trump's PR agency.

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LOL!!! And he's a fucking senator, for gods sake. It's maddening.

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I feel ya.

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Tuberville wouldn't be the sharpest ball-bearing in the drawer.

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He's not even the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

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Tubs is dumber than a rock.

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A sack of Marsha Blackburn's hair has entered the chat.

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HAHAHAH!!!! Good one.

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Nobody ever said Tooberville was smart.

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Yeah, astounding, wasn't it? He couldn't quite get it down right and initially said that he was there to say what the orange sadist wanted him to say. Then he got it right. (I think that someone with prompt cards growled at him.)

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I don't know if I speak for anyone else, but if that son of a bitch is acquitted or gets a hung jury (I do not rule out Lara Trump passing out envelopes to family members of jurors. I abso-fuckin-lutely do not), I say we riot. Hard. This slippery shit-stained, talentless, whiny, bait n switch specializing, predatory King of the Douchebags needs the Shakespeare's Act V he has earned.

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I’m in for a protest!

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I’m so ready to protest if for no other reason than my sanity!! Waiting for whenever the SCOTUS DC protest happens. Must be organized by no agenda organizers. Ready to book my room at The Willard or Airbnb at watergate. Cannot believe my boomers have to hit the streets again!! Buckle up MF’s!!

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Let's have as many people as the people demonstrating against the Russian regime in the country of Georgia. It's amazing and perhaps a harbinger of people overthrowing repressive governments/dictators. I understand the people in Hungary are starting to protest also.

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Oh, I forgot to mention the people in Israel protesting against Bibi.

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Judy, I get gleeful thinking about demonstrating against the corrupt SC. Think of the millions of people descending on DC to unseat or equalize the rights of Americans to be protected from this lot. We can do this!! It will happen if they give trump immunity!

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It will!

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The People against Trump: We are Legion for we are many. And we'll drive Trump and his cohorts straight to hell where they belong. The MAGA think they are scary? Wait until you see millions of pissed off liberals marching in their Allbirds and Birkenstocks, hyped up on Fair Trade coffee. FUCK YOU, SCOTUS!

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Where does this angry Angeleno sign on? There are millions of us waiting to come East to hit that town hard!!

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"The MAGA think they are scary? Wait until you see millions of pissed off liberals marching in their Allbirds and Birkenstocks, hyped up on Fair Trade coffee. FUCK YOU, SCOTUS!" This column is bringing out the absolutely BEST in Jeff's readers!!!

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Please continue to post the information on the protest. I’m in!

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Vickie, Let’s get it going!

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"Cannot believe we boomers have to hit the streets again!!?" My sentiments exactly!!! Yes: BUCKLE UP MF's!!!

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Shakespeare's Act V! YES!!!

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BESET BY A PACK OF DOGS

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I am so fucking ready! Riot!

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This is priceless. MAGAT Haberman has been in vonShitzenpants corner for ever. I hope the pulitzer people who voted to give her the award are crawling back under their rocks and that they stay there.

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That must be one stinky corner.

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Call HAZMAT!!😂😂

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Soon-to-be-Convicted Criminal Donald Trump will soon be joining an interesting group of other convicted criminals:

Roger Stone (Campaign Advisor): convicted.

Rick Gates (Deputy Campaign Chair): convicted.

Michael Cohen (Personal Lawyer): convicted.

George Papadopoulos (Campaign Advisor): convicted.

Paul Manafort (Campaign Chairman): convicted.

Mike Flynn (National Security Advisor): convicted.

Peter Navarro, (adviser): convicted.

Steve Bannon (Campaign chair/advisor): convicted.

Rudy Giuliani (Personal Lawyer): disbarred, convicted.

Jenna Ellis (Former Trump attorney): convicted.

Sidney Powell (Former Trump attorney): convicted.

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Thank you for reporting on Maga Haberman and the Pulitzer sham. She needs to return it for her journalistic lack of integrity and credibility.

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Jeff Teidrich, trusted news source!

Is that sad, shocking, or wonderful?

Please, please read the news today, oh boy.

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It's the truth!

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It is sad, and shocking. It's also a tremendous blessing that we have one trusted news source. And I am serious.

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The trump clown car is whining about the judge's daughter fundraising off the trial and the shit-his-pants defendant/demented fart machine, is making money off this trial to the tune of thousands of grifted dollars! The only thing has hasn't tried is selling front row seats to his downfall.

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We've all known for a while that every accusation is a Confession! The Judge needs to put the fear of God into these terrorists for invoking his daughters name. Of course I got suckered as my first reaction was....'She IS raising money??" ....I never learn. 😂

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If Tommy or Doug or Vivek violate the gag order on Trump’s behalf, maybe they could be jailed on his behalf as well.

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“Emotional support papers” made me snort laugh. Judith Miller…. Damn, I’d forgotten about her, why did you have to remind me? Yes, her bad mojo was mysteriously transferred to Haberman via some kind of occult voodoo or maybe just a ouija board session.

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You are so freaking funny, Kay-El.

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Much obliged, Dana! Laughter really is the best medicine.

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absolutely! Here for it!

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OH PLEEEEEEEZ TRY TO GET ON THAT STAND AND TESTIFY!!!!! That was the funniest damn thing I’ve heard in a long time! Brilliant!

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Jeff is the only thing keeping me sane during these troubled times. He is actually brilliant.

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I'd been feeling a lot better in the past couple of weeks and had actually stopped my (compulsive) daily dose of Jeff, among a few others. I realize that reading his -- and the others' -- column was my anti-anxiety medication. Since Mike JoJo showed up, I'm freaking out again. Thank God for Jeff and his Gang!

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Yes, or even better, his lawyer asks you about and reads one of the Tiedrich adjectives paragraphs for the record-that would be so perfect!!!

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