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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

What can one say about that Bizarro-planet freak? His contempt for reality has finally boomeranged on him. It's temporary. They'll come back to love him once again. These mooks are all just bored and diddling themselves while they wait for a new champion to emerge.

And shoot their dog.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yup. but it's fun to watch the carnage while it lasts

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Sho 'nuff. I'm looking again at Sarah Huckabee Grifters for comic relief; my wife missed the splendid Michelle Wolf takedown a few years back.

Do you follow what's been happening in Tennessee's legislature? That shit is hardcore evil. The Tennessee Holler is outstanding and deserves mention in the Hall of Heroes.

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Kay-El's avatar

The Tennessee Holler deserves any number of newspaper awards for their fantastic reporting.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Completely agree. And Brother Jones is a true American hero.

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Ema's avatar

💯

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Mary Carr's avatar

I live in Tennessee and am in a perpetual state of "* can't believe this" and anger now. Every day the TN GOP and Gov Lee find a new definition of low and sink to that level.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

I like TENNESSEE BRANDO.

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Lorraine Parish's avatar

Tennessee Dark Brando and so what if he's Black, even better.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Me too.

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Ransom Rideout's avatar

It's EVILution I tellsya! Anti ktystyun. The hoax of hoaxes!!!Tennessee was was right then an alwaze wil be!

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

The corpse of Bull Conner just loves to see the troopers acting that way.

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

Oh yeah, it really is. They’re all going to eat each other’s faces off before this is over!

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

I wish they would chew faster!

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Linda Weide's avatar

This is about the defenestration of Jim Jordan.

You can't get the job done that you have no juridiction to do,

out the window with you!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

Yep- schadenfreude is delicious…

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Laura Who's avatar

😂😂😂 good one!!

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

MAGA Motto: Bring us blood to drink or donate your own!

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SPW's avatar

And by donate your own they mean cut your throat while we watch.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Too true, they created the "little shop of horrors carnivorous plant of evil" party, by feeding it red meat.

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Laura Who's avatar

Omg so good!! I love it

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Thank you I hoped I said it right!

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Word is he's regrouping with perhaps the idea he shall be Speaker next. I can't imagine what hat trick he's going to try to pull to get this one onboard.

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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

He will never be Speaker; everyone knows he won't shut up.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I remember that very surprised and stunned look he had after his name was quickly passed over for the Speakership Johnson now has. Can't imagine what he thinks now makes him a desirable choice. He's a dirty-looking worm and that isn't going to change.

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Chet Brandt's avatar

I really can’t stand shouty Jordan or comer fudd. They both should go shovel shit out of the horse barn…..

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

They have certainly been elevated in line with the Peter Principle. "Hey, Gym, dirty shorts guy, you should have stayed as a wrestler. Not a coach because you just turned your wrestling team over to a pervert doctor. WTF is wrong with you, Gym? And please, tell us, why should we take you seriously?" He's garbage.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Re: Chet: With their eyelashes

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Sköll's avatar

Mook.... I always liked that word, from the movie "Thinner." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZdeqA185yE

Trump is not our mook, though. He's MAGA's mook.

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DonP's avatar

"Mook" is actually a British English word meaning " a foolish, insignificant, or contemptible person". Love it too.

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JJR's avatar

I actually favour the Scot’s version of Cockwomble; suits him much better.

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Tama2U's avatar

Every time I see a reference to shooting that innocent put I convulse. Fuck! Fuck her. Karma can’t take her down soon enough.

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Laura Who's avatar

Same, I totally agree

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JOEL's avatar

On Sunday night, I watched CNN investigative journalist Donie O'Sullivan interview a bunch of different Trump “supporters”.

The level of Donie’s intestinal fortitude is off the charts! The outlandish idiots he was forced to communicate with -to get the story- are, without any doubt, some of the dumbest fucking knuckle dragging mor0ns ever to exist on Planet Earth!

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME why these “people” are enthralled with -have fallen under the spell of- the most disgusting and disgraceful, scumbag piece-of-shit on Planet Earth?

I pray to Jesus that liar, fraud, con, grifter, fascist, traitor, Putin’s-puppet Trump suffers a massive debilitating stroke or a massive heart attack!

-Restore Women’s Rights!

-Preserve and Protect Democracy!

-Vote only for DEMOCRATS!

TRULY Make America Great Again —- Crush and Flush Piece-of-Shit Trump a second time!!!

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Sky 777's avatar

“WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME why these “people” are enthralled with -have fallen under the spell of- the most disgusting and disgraceful, scumbag piece-of-shit on Planet Earth?”

On any given day I have several ideas about the answer to this question.

Today I am going with: trump is the antichrist.

It may seem improbable because he is so stupid, ugly, and well, utterly disgusting. Which means there must be some sort of supernatural phenomena going on. I don’t remember that the antichrist was predicted to be smart, though it has been half a century since I read Revelations.

So either trump is the antichrist or a whole lot of people really like KoolAid.

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Mark L's avatar

Sky its a cult!

Have you seen how hard it is to shake an addiction? Same thing here

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Sky 777's avatar

Yes. I know. I think that the real answer is that the MAGAts are angry, resentful, and somewhat selfish/self-centered people who feel they are not getting their due. They feel that the world is against them. They are not very thoughtful, logical, or educated people. And by “educated” I mean the ability to think critically and the willingness to understand the inherent bias of all “information” coming their way, as well as a solid understanding of history. MAGAts lack these skills. What trump does for them is to provide a steady diet of “it’s not your fault, it’s their fault” which stokes their anger and bigotry and their sense that these “others” are stealing from them and must be crushed. This in turn leads to a high adrenaline state. Turns out that adrenaline is addicting*. So they need their daily (hourly, minute by minute, every single second of every single day) fix. And trump and his machine crank it out for them to the point where they are incapable of distinguishing what is real from what is propaganda.

Then of course there are those who stand to benefit from a Grifter in Chief. They have different motivations: money and power. They also have no soul as they truly do not care about the damage to the democracy, people’s lives, or the planet, just as long as trump enables them to amass fortunes and fame.

*Google adrenaline addiction and you will see that this is in fact a real thing. It is in the medical literature. As a physician, I had a high level stressful job for decades. I thought it was “normal” When I retired I realized that I was filling up my time and packing my days with stuff because I didn’t know any other way to live. Apparently I had been an adrenaline addict for many years. Fortunately, since adrenaline addiction was getting a lot of press at the time, I had an Ah Ha moment and changed my behavior. Like an addict however, I always have to be on guard. Especially since I can make my own drug of choice right there in my own adrenal glands!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

MAGA includes those human failures whose cultural incestors had slaves taken away from them. So, victims forever.

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Sky 777's avatar

And includes. people who shoot puppies for acting like puppies. And who shoot goats because they are smelly. And who shoot horses because…….it had to be done. Hey K. Noem, being shot HURTS. As an act of kindness, an animal that is old and sick can go gently into the night with medications injected by a veterinarian. If you can’t afford vet care for your animals you shouldn’t have them. Or are you too lazy to call the vet for euthanasia when it is appropriate? Or maybe you just like shooting live things.

As for the puppy and the goat, ever hear of adoption/re-homing?

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JOEL's avatar

perfectly stated!

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Mark L's avatar

Sums it up very well I would say.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I agree with the others - you said it perfectly! 👏👏👏👏

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William Burke's avatar

I’m willing to go with the antichrist theory for the time being. And that’ll remain true until the judicial system actually starts to impose consequences upon fuckface the first. (Credit to author Jeff Tiedrich for the fuckface the first title.)

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CAM from 🇨🇦's avatar

I also watched it Joel. I was appalled at the crass ignorance of the people who were interviewed and was especially disgusted by the woman who argued that the US was a Christian country with the name of God appearing in the constitution. After searching on her cell phone for proof to demonstrate poor Donie’s lack of knowledge about the U.S. Constitution, the only reference she could find was “In the year of our Lord”!

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JOEL's avatar

"Crass Ignorance" at the MAX!

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

In my honest opinion, I think it is all about hatred. They hate the same people he hates. He has given his base the right to hate… monkey see, monkey do. They lack the critical thinking skills to see right through this demented fool.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Doonie was at the Jan 6th Insurrection, reporting it live, even as the Magats were stealing the jouralists equipment, and swarming the walls. That dude is brave, and a very dedicated jornalist. They did an interview with his parents, back in Ireland, afterward his whole village watched his coverage, and were so proud of him.

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Sooz Hall's avatar

And where is he now? Or is that a Google query? He was outstanding.

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Still at CNN,according to the original post, I don't know because I stopped watching them after they fired Brian Seltzer for being too leftish, when Republican reich-winger Robert Malone acquired them, and the bias immediately began infecting everything. herfe is an article from that time in case you aren't familiar with the man who wrecked cable TV.

https://www.vox.com/2022/8/26/23322761/cnn-john-malone-david-zaslav-chris-licht-brian-stelter-fox-peter-kafka-column

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P. J. Schuster's avatar

Glad you mentioned his name, O’Sullivan. It was The Whole Story, that was very eye-opening & really sad. They just don’t trust anything that comes from the govt, nor any msm. They don’t trust the fact checkers, nothing. I don’t know if we will ever get those people back.

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Carol's avatar

It’s really not a lunatic “fringe” any more, is it?

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Absolutely true. God, what a quaint term that now seems! Amazing, the power of mass media propaganda, spread quietly behind the scenes by Facebook or Twitter algorithms to 'personalize' people's top story feeds over many years. I guess a majority of people are just susceptible to the power of suggestion, in a similar way to being susceptible to hypnotic suggestion?

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Joanne Filipo's avatar

Sadly no! 🙈😳

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Vickie Berry's avatar

They continue to eat their own. Keep it up MAGA and soon none of you will exist. Won’t that make a happy ending. But, it can’t happen soon enough.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

This always happens with hateful people. Look at history.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

There's a whole lot of satisfying fun watching this bunch try to out MAGA each other and bastardize every normal thing as they proceed to reset what's "normal." As long as somewhere along the line it fails and they;re sent to the sewer. Thank you Newt Gingrich, you complete and utter asshole for injecting into American governance that when one party wins and has the majority, they cannot ever again communicate with the other side of the aisle and bipartisanship is out the window. Democracy, Republic or Democratic Republic, take your pick, that was never the intent and half the country has to do whatever the other idiot half says do because they have a majority. If you look back from Gingrich and Reagan to now, average Americans are always caught in the middle and ground up with the ridiculous. I do not call MAGAts average Americans. They were born here and are some kind of American, which all one can think at this point is how unfortunate and I had no idea there were this many of you. Wishing every minute you'd find a piece of brain in the matter in the skull somewhere that could make some kind of positive sense.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

That search for brains will only turn up more shit. It's getting so bad out there that it has even contributed to violent behavior in my senior softball league here in CA. I wasn't there to witness this outrageous behavior but heard all about it.. One of my teammates from another league was attacked after a base running blunder and during this very unfortunate incident, the wife of one the attackers accused my teammate of not knowing what he's talking about because he's a liberal. Unfortunately, it looks like this MAGA-fueled bullshit is only going to get worse and more frequent.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Oh, for crap's sake. The underlying rage and grievance is astonishing. I've been on the planet a long, long time and I've never seen it out in the open like this. Thirty years ago, it would still be considered abnormal, bizarre and unacceptable behavior from a fringey kind of lunatic. They're still that to me.

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Sköll's avatar

"Shitbag Steve" I am in abject awe. :)

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Flower Child's avatar

“I never thought the leopard would eat MY face” … too bad, so sad for Jimmy Jords

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Sky 777's avatar

“What happened to our country”?

Ummmm you, Jimmy Boy. And others like you.

And now it is delightful to watch the ETTD* curse finally catch up with you. Happy Days!

*Everything Trump Touches Dies

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Bill Katz's avatar

I’m pissed too. All we need know is to have one of those shower boys from school to claim that Gym Jordan fondled him. That’ll do it.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Fondling someone else’s junk, that’d put him right back in the manly MAGA-shoot-your-dog group. If you can’t be trained, you’re going to get shot in the middle of 5th Ave.

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Richard Spiering's avatar

MAGA loves sexual assault

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Ethereal fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, as long it is one of them doing it!

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Janan Broadbent's avatar

💯💯💯

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Kay-El's avatar

We didn’t start the fire, but we will be the ones to put it out, with buckets of MAGA tears. Gym and Comer Pile (of shit) deserve all the ridicule in the world. If some of it happens to come from their own side, it’s all the better.

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skangirl's avatar

I fill my bong with Republican tears.

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Kay-El's avatar

Lol, same but just a little water pipe

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Tama2U's avatar

Only edibles now :)

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Darrell Smith's avatar

Pigpen Bannon is one step away from history's dumpster. So is Screamin' Jim. The big question is how did so much crazy get in our space and time? Will humanity dissolve into the insane and disappear?

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S74's avatar

Couldn't happen to a bigger, under-dressed twit. It does beg the question, however, when will the AG notice the several other Congressional Republicans who were instrumental in 1/6? And let's not forget Clarence's bride!

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steve robertshaw's avatar

Afraid it will take a new Attorney General, which Biden will hopefully appoint if he wins in November. Garland was not effective for what this country needed post-trump.

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S74's avatar

Well, at least, maybe, I hope, surely, he is better than Barr.

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Doc Blase''s avatar

The result of their obstruction is pretty much the same though. Had Garland started this in January 2021 it would be over and there would be a different nominee than Agolf.

Also, considering the revelations in the NY civil fraud trial, judgment for falsifying business records, Where The F has the IRS been?

Remember how Agolf "couldn't release" his returns because he was "being audited?"

Well how's that "audit" coming I wonder.

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Peter Farnham's avatar

The MAGA implosion also has hit Bob Good, the MAGA congressman from VA6. He’s now being primaried by a guy even more right wing than he is! Good chairs the Freedom Caucus ffs. And he’s being called a RINO lol.

I’m loving all this, of course.

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Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

MAGAt to old Bob, "Bob, you're just not violent enough, just not bowing down enough." Good old Bob, he was once "with us."

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Peter Farnham's avatar

He endorsed DeSantis.

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Brian Longo's avatar

"Hey! I'm part of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party! I don't understand why the leopards are trying eating my face!"

If Trump had his way, he'd treat you like Kristi Noem treats her dog. Be happy it's only the leopards. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Bannon looks like the undead. As for Jordan and friends, there isn't a clown car large enough for that gang of idjits.

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Joyce Honea's avatar

You know, things are going poorly when the rat starts eating its own tail.

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

The REPUBLIFASCISTS have become a RAT KING.All their tails are tangled in knots and they must move as one disgusting horror.

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