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Neal Stiffelman's avatar

What can one say about that Bizarro-planet freak? His contempt for reality has finally boomeranged on him. It's temporary. They'll come back to love him once again. These mooks are all just bored and diddling themselves while they wait for a new champion to emerge.

And shoot their dog.

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

yup. but it's fun to watch the carnage while it lasts

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Sho 'nuff. I'm looking again at Sarah Huckabee Grifters for comic relief; my wife missed the splendid Michelle Wolf takedown a few years back.

Do you follow what's been happening in Tennessee's legislature? That shit is hardcore evil. The Tennessee Holler is outstanding and deserves mention in the Hall of Heroes.

Kay-El's avatar

The Tennessee Holler deserves any number of newspaper awards for their fantastic reporting.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

Completely agree. And Brother Jones is a true American hero.

Mary Carr's avatar

I live in Tennessee and am in a perpetual state of "* can't believe this" and anger now. Every day the TN GOP and Gov Lee find a new definition of low and sink to that level.

Lorraine Parish's avatar

Tennessee Dark Brando and so what if he's Black, even better.

Ransom Rideout's avatar

It's EVILution I tellsya! Anti ktystyun. The hoax of hoaxes!!!Tennessee was was right then an alwaze wil be!

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

The corpse of Bull Conner just loves to see the troopers acting that way.

Joanne Filipo's avatar

Oh yeah, it really is. They’re all going to eat each other’s faces off before this is over!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I wish they would chew faster!

Linda Weide's avatar

This is about the defenestration of Jim Jordan.

You can't get the job done that you have no juridiction to do,

out the window with you!

Dr J's Sanity Space's avatar

Yep- schadenfreude is delicious…

Laura Who's avatar

😂😂😂 good one!!

Kathleen Weber's avatar

MAGA Motto: Bring us blood to drink or donate your own!

SPW's avatar

And by donate your own they mean cut your throat while we watch.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Too true, they created the "little shop of horrors carnivorous plant of evil" party, by feeding it red meat.

Laura Who's avatar

Omg so good!! I love it

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Thank you I hoped I said it right!

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Word is he's regrouping with perhaps the idea he shall be Speaker next. I can't imagine what hat trick he's going to try to pull to get this one onboard.

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

He will never be Speaker; everyone knows he won't shut up.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

I remember that very surprised and stunned look he had after his name was quickly passed over for the Speakership Johnson now has. Can't imagine what he thinks now makes him a desirable choice. He's a dirty-looking worm and that isn't going to change.

Chet Brandt's avatar

I really can’t stand shouty Jordan or comer fudd. They both should go shovel shit out of the horse barn…..

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

They have certainly been elevated in line with the Peter Principle. "Hey, Gym, dirty shorts guy, you should have stayed as a wrestler. Not a coach because you just turned your wrestling team over to a pervert doctor. WTF is wrong with you, Gym? And please, tell us, why should we take you seriously?" He's garbage.

Sooz Hall's avatar

Re: Chet: With their eyelashes

Sköll's avatar

Mook.... I always liked that word, from the movie "Thinner." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZdeqA185yE

Trump is not our mook, though. He's MAGA's mook.

DonP's avatar

"Mook" is actually a British English word meaning " a foolish, insignificant, or contemptible person". Love it too.

JJR's avatar

I actually favour the Scot’s version of Cockwomble; suits him much better.

Tama2U's avatar

Every time I see a reference to shooting that innocent put I convulse. Fuck! Fuck her. Karma can’t take her down soon enough.

Laura Who's avatar

Same, I totally agree

Carol's avatar

It’s really not a lunatic “fringe” any more, is it?

steve robertshaw's avatar

Absolutely true. God, what a quaint term that now seems! Amazing, the power of mass media propaganda, spread quietly behind the scenes by Facebook or Twitter algorithms to 'personalize' people's top story feeds over many years. I guess a majority of people are just susceptible to the power of suggestion, in a similar way to being susceptible to hypnotic suggestion?

Vickie Berry's avatar

They continue to eat their own. Keep it up MAGA and soon none of you will exist. Won’t that make a happy ending. But, it can’t happen soon enough.

Steve Kelly's avatar

This always happens with hateful people. Look at history.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

There's a whole lot of satisfying fun watching this bunch try to out MAGA each other and bastardize every normal thing as they proceed to reset what's "normal." As long as somewhere along the line it fails and they;re sent to the sewer. Thank you Newt Gingrich, you complete and utter asshole for injecting into American governance that when one party wins and has the majority, they cannot ever again communicate with the other side of the aisle and bipartisanship is out the window. Democracy, Republic or Democratic Republic, take your pick, that was never the intent and half the country has to do whatever the other idiot half says do because they have a majority. If you look back from Gingrich and Reagan to now, average Americans are always caught in the middle and ground up with the ridiculous. I do not call MAGAts average Americans. They were born here and are some kind of American, which all one can think at this point is how unfortunate and I had no idea there were this many of you. Wishing every minute you'd find a piece of brain in the matter in the skull somewhere that could make some kind of positive sense.

Rick Calegari's avatar

That search for brains will only turn up more shit. It's getting so bad out there that it has even contributed to violent behavior in my senior softball league here in CA. I wasn't there to witness this outrageous behavior but heard all about it.. One of my teammates from another league was attacked after a base running blunder and during this very unfortunate incident, the wife of one the attackers accused my teammate of not knowing what he's talking about because he's a liberal. Unfortunately, it looks like this MAGA-fueled bullshit is only going to get worse and more frequent.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

Oh, for crap's sake. The underlying rage and grievance is astonishing. I've been on the planet a long, long time and I've never seen it out in the open like this. Thirty years ago, it would still be considered abnormal, bizarre and unacceptable behavior from a fringey kind of lunatic. They're still that to me.

Sköll's avatar

"Shitbag Steve" I am in abject awe. :)

Flower Child's avatar

“I never thought the leopard would eat MY face” … too bad, so sad for Jimmy Jords

Sky 777's avatar

“What happened to our country”?

Ummmm you, Jimmy Boy. And others like you.

And now it is delightful to watch the ETTD* curse finally catch up with you. Happy Days!

*Everything Trump Touches Dies

Bill Katz's avatar

I’m pissed too. All we need know is to have one of those shower boys from school to claim that Gym Jordan fondled him. That’ll do it.

Cassandra Here's avatar

Fondling someone else’s junk, that’d put him right back in the manly MAGA-shoot-your-dog group. If you can’t be trained, you’re going to get shot in the middle of 5th Ave.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes, as long it is one of them doing it!

Kay-El's avatar

We didn’t start the fire, but we will be the ones to put it out, with buckets of MAGA tears. Gym and Comer Pile (of shit) deserve all the ridicule in the world. If some of it happens to come from their own side, it’s all the better.

skangirl's avatar

I fill my bong with Republican tears.

Kay-El's avatar

Lol, same but just a little water pipe

Tama2U's avatar

Only edibles now :)

Darrell Smith's avatar

Pigpen Bannon is one step away from history's dumpster. So is Screamin' Jim. The big question is how did so much crazy get in our space and time? Will humanity dissolve into the insane and disappear?

S74's avatar

Couldn't happen to a bigger, under-dressed twit. It does beg the question, however, when will the AG notice the several other Congressional Republicans who were instrumental in 1/6? And let's not forget Clarence's bride!

steve robertshaw's avatar

Afraid it will take a new Attorney General, which Biden will hopefully appoint if he wins in November. Garland was not effective for what this country needed post-trump.

S74's avatar

Well, at least, maybe, I hope, surely, he is better than Barr.

Doc Blase''s avatar

The result of their obstruction is pretty much the same though. Had Garland started this in January 2021 it would be over and there would be a different nominee than Agolf.

Also, considering the revelations in the NY civil fraud trial, judgment for falsifying business records, Where The F has the IRS been?

Remember how Agolf "couldn't release" his returns because he was "being audited?"

Well how's that "audit" coming I wonder.

Peter Farnham's avatar

The MAGA implosion also has hit Bob Good, the MAGA congressman from VA6. He’s now being primaried by a guy even more right wing than he is! Good chairs the Freedom Caucus ffs. And he’s being called a RINO lol.

I’m loving all this, of course.

Mary Virginia Hughes's avatar

MAGAt to old Bob, "Bob, you're just not violent enough, just not bowing down enough." Good old Bob, he was once "with us."

Peter Farnham's avatar

He endorsed DeSantis.

Brian Longo's avatar

"Hey! I'm part of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party! I don't understand why the leopards are trying eating my face!"

If Trump had his way, he'd treat you like Kristi Noem treats her dog. Be happy it's only the leopards. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Bannon looks like the undead. As for Jordan and friends, there isn't a clown car large enough for that gang of idjits.

Joyce Honea's avatar

You know, things are going poorly when the rat starts eating its own tail.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

The REPUBLIFASCISTS have become a RAT KING.All their tails are tangled in knots and they must move as one disgusting horror.

David L McBurnett's avatar

This is so delicious... Jorden is such a hatefilled punk, deserves distain for everyone! Now Bannon. how sweet!!