Mike Hammer on everyone is entitled to my own opinion

[Mike Hammer]

To those unaware, the recent increase in aurora borealis sightings were from a Jewish Auroral Phenomenon, code name JAP.

[arne link]

Wow, really? That's so awesome. Did that involve the Jewish Space Lasers? I'm so sad that I didn't get one while they were available. So sad.

[bruce somers]

I'm wondering what makes a space laser Jewish?? Is it Bar/Bot Mitzvahed?? Circumcized?? Does NASA do Brists?? Oy vey!! It's giving me agida...

[Let me sum up]

Jewish Space Lasers make the perfect bar mitzvah gift.

[Ellen McKenzie]

Love this.

[Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1]

I think you’re on to something Bruce! Please discuss when you get answers!

[Charles Austin]

😂😂😂

[HI2thDoc]

It’s a concept from the fertilizer, as opposed to fertile, mind of bigot Moscow Traitor Greene, so who the hell knows

[CAM from 🇨🇦]

😆 😆

[Hannah Olufs]

I can get you one or two. They're in my white van where I keep tornadoes. We will drive by and flash the headlights. Keep watch.

[bruce somers]

Excellent.

[HI2thDoc]

I always thought it stood for Jewish American Princess

[Robert Eckert]

[that was the joke]

[bruce somers]

OY!!!