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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

today in Shit That Happened While I Was Busy Writing This Shit—

"Supreme Court Narrows Law Banning Drug Users From Owning Guns," because of course they did.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/us/politics/supreme-court-drugs-guns.html

remember, Republicans believe that the only person who should be prosecuted for gun/drug law violations is Hunter Biden.

I wrote a whole thing about it three years ago

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/republicans-fucking-love-gun-laws

Babe Paley's avatar

What I love so much is that when you’re in a Claudia picture there’s such an enormous amount of just pure, unmitigated love pouring out. She loved and was loved in return.

Gently, Jack Jones's avatar

I was just reflecting on how the Daily Claudia pics have become my favorite part of Jeff’s posts!

Gently, Jack Jones's avatar

And the restaurant and destination info is awesome! This Californian loves exploring New England and environs, so they are bound to come in handy - Claudia’s knack for finding them continues to have an effect! ❤️

Suel J's avatar

We get the Stoopid up front then ascend to the delightful photos of ethereal Claudia. Such love .

Ellen McKenzie's avatar

Absolutely. The first thing I notice.

Robin D's avatar

Beautifully stated, Babe Paley ❤

Kay-El's avatar
3hEdited

When some meth head shoots at one of them, said meth head will be given a slap on the wrist right?

SethTriggs's avatar

Depends, is the meth head Black?

Kay-El's avatar

Ask Uncle Clarence.

Paula Dean's avatar

💥 BOOM 💥 as the 🎤 drops!

arne link's avatar

Ha! They will want a firing squad. They love the visual aspect of that shit.

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Touché Kay, our courts and the rule of law are being systematically undermined.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Or we could just legalize marijuana and leave our gun laws alone.

Bob Bowden's avatar

Yes, SCOTUS “undertoked”

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Undercooked meaning a hit too small off the joint/bong Bob.

Wendy The Druid 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌈's avatar

Oh covered it twice Jeff

Once I got the 14 pts on the MOU I Ran with it

Here: https://thistleandmoss.com/p/special-report-14-easy-payments-the-iran-deal-reads-like-a-used-car-contract

That said

▪ Trump's economy number bleeds out again — and the "rebound" is already dead

▪ The Netherlands criminalizes conversion therapy — prison, fines, lost licenses

▪ A comb jelly's cells build a second mouth inside a sea anemone — how animals began

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/what-survives-the-morning-the-burning-doesn-t-ask-permission-and-neither-does-the-green-coming-up-th

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Idaho criminalizes using the wrong public bathroom. When will a phosphorus explosion vaporize that entire fucking knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing state?

https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/judge-blocks-idaho-law-criminalizing-transgender-peoples-bathroom-access

Jane's avatar

Maybe Nancy Mace will work there and be on the Genital checking committee!

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

HA! I like that idea because she’s gonna need a job.🚽

Paula Dean's avatar

"oh, and we’re giving Iran 300 billion dollars to rebuild all the shit we blew up. which — let’s be honest — we absolutely should. we broke it, we bought it. that was Colin Powell’s Pottery Barn Rule back when we were fucking shit up in Iran."

Just for shitz n giggles, I Googled: Who usually pays reparations after a war ends?

And the Holy AI replied: Historically, DEFEATED NATIONS pay reparations to VICTORIOUS ones to compensate for damages, loss of life, and material losses....As discussed on >>Politics Stack Exchange<<, this obligation falls ON THE VANQUISHED for several key reasons:

*Punitive Measures: To HOLD THE AGRESSOR ACCOUNTABLE for initiating the conflict and to weaken their capacity to rearm.

* Economic Compensation: To help THE WINNING COUNTRY rebuild...

* Conditions for Peace: Payment is often required as a non-negotiable condition for withdrawing occupying troops or to avoid reoccupation.

NOTABLE HISTORICAL EXAMPLES

WW1: Under the Treaty of Versailles, Germany was forced to accept.....being gang-raped in perpetuity. Or until after they f'd up again even worse by putting prototype tRump in power, and then owed their souls for eternity to The Great Satan. . .who promptly let them off the hook in exchange for a Mercedes Convertible with tan leather upholstery and Birdseye maple dashboard.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

KLevinson's avatar

I’m guessing an undertoke is when you don’t inhale deeply enough to get a buzz off your joint.

Geoff Boyarsky's avatar

Almost as bad as the overtoke, when you inhale too much and immediately lose it all to 30 seconds of coughing.

Linda Wilson-Gordon's avatar

Just laughed so hard I almost spit out my coffee!!

Neal Stiffelman's avatar

My old pals Brewer & Shipley, rest their souls, would’ve had a new lyric to add to their masterpiece: “ Under Toke Over the Line”.

HI2thDoc's avatar

That chart you found, Jeff, comparing all the points of the JCPOA with whatever this thing he "got" us should be relentlessly shown by every Democratic candidate. Heaven knows the oligarch media won't show it. Should be forever known as the 6D: Demented Depraved Dozing DonOld's Dumbfuck Deal.

Lauralite's avatar

Just like they didn't report on the demonstrations in Albania.

P123Sunny's avatar

And ‘undercounted’ the NK3 crowds!? - IMO

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

Let's find how who actually authored the Shitpile -- we know it wasn't Shitler (or Vance) who, until yesterday, didn't know what it said. Steve Witkoff, Real Estate Broker and U.S. Special Envoy to the Middle East, with flourishes from the "ever-ready-to-grift everywhere" Kushner to assure there was a huge money pot to dip into? John Kerry was a principal architect of Obama's JCPOA, but he never gets any credit.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Other admins had diplomats

Dozing DonOld sends those two asshats

As each of them delves

Into deals for themselves

A pair of treasonous rats

Anne Randall's avatar

You nailed it poetically Doc!

P123Sunny's avatar

Nailed it 🔨

Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Losing proposition by losers.

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Fucking realtors replaced nuclear engineers and physicists for the cyst in charge

Dave Drell's avatar

It’s like having your mailman performing an abortion!

Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

The stench of grift is all over this deal Sharon… Whitcoff and Kuchner appear to have been negotiating, however Kuchner’s allegiance is most definitely to Israel. I wonder how much our treasury department head played a role in this mess?

Robert Eckert's avatar

It was clearly written by the Iranians. Our "negotiators" were under orders to accept whatever Iran was willing to sign.

P123Sunny's avatar

😳‼️⁉️

Diana's avatar

Good one‼️🤭

P123Sunny's avatar

WHY DON’T THEY DO THAT???

IT’S A PRETTY OBVIOUS THING TO DO…

Linda Wilson-Gordon's avatar

Perfect. Let's send it to every single congress person currently running and start a national campaign.

Susie's avatar

I saved that chart so I can share it with every Democratic candidate that asks me for money.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Jeff, I see our national embarrassment was on the world stage and lived down to our expectations.. a needless war, a war of choice, billions of our tax dollars to pay for this fiasco… and what did the US receive? And what did Iran give up? Signing the MOU at Versailles where Germany was humiliated in 1919 and Donald and his American crew totally oblivious to the slight. “Golf with MAGAs”.. folks, it’s very hot in AZ, a number of the group will not play. However I did get out with 12 others.. at lunch afterwards those guys were so excited about the comments concerning Michelle Obama. Asked what I thought and did I watch.

I responded that I did not watch, but did see the clip of some no name rasseler making the remark.. I stated that this guy was the same who at his weigh in could barely walk and threw up on himself in front of the press corps.. why should I listen to his musings? It’s all white trailer trash anyways.. and why not have a tractor pull and really rip up the lawn.. Needless to say my remarks were not well received… I got no more f**ks to give with this crew… Best to all fellow Travelers.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Asshole dumbshit Hokit

Whatever mind you had you broke it

You're a racist MAGA chud

With the brains of a spud

Put that in yer pipe and smoke it

Susie's avatar

Excellent. Just excellent. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

David M Marko's avatar

I have MAGAot relatives that are impossible to have any intelligent discourse with. When you present them with some facts they just throw up a condescending chuckle with "libtard" or "TDS" thrown in.

Fastball Fredo's avatar

Dave, my reply to those who say I have TDS… I do not wear a tampon on my ear… I do not wear a diaper on the outside of my trousers.. that usually shuts them up quickly..

Betsy L's avatar

Fredo, it was a maxipad. I'm a woman. I recognized it.

David M Marko's avatar

The snowflake comment can also amusingly be flipped when they get their panties in a bunch over some trivial nonsense.

HI2thDoc's avatar

Also you do not buy his overpriced chintz like gold sneakers, watches, guitars, Bibles printed in China, worthless NFTs, openly manipulated memecoins, and now the vaunted T1 phone, not made in America and with recycled, outdated two year-old tech and features at 5 times the price

HI2thDoc's avatar

That's because intelligent and MAGA are mutually exclusive

Heather Horning Mohr's avatar

I've known many MAGA people who ARE intelligent, but have been duped by Faux & Friendz and have gone down the wrong rabbitholes.

David M Marko's avatar

There is piece by Carl Sagan on when someone is conned they usually dig in deeper because they can't admit to themselves they've been duped.

https://x.com/i/status/1964017259661426897

HI2thDoc's avatar

My definition of intelligent is different

P123Sunny's avatar

Yet calmly pay higher prices on everything now… except *eggs*

AuntTeeFa's avatar

Fredo you’re a true trooper!

arne link's avatar

As long as their assholyness doesn't affect your game...

Fastball Fredo's avatar

I had one guy tell me he didn’t want me in his group anymore, because I’m too good.. I’m just an average golfer@74 years old, but I’m a gym rat..that’s the difference…

Anastasia Pantsios's avatar

I would not associate with anyone who was excited about that comment about Michelle Obama. They would be too lowlife for me. I am all out of patience, especially after what happened in Ohio last week.

Terri Nighswonger's avatar

I often wonder if we were to talk to these morons if it would awaken any differing thoughts in them.

Answer is no.

Thanks for affirming.

Very lost cause.

She Said It's avatar

Speaking of Mrs. Obama, I am watching her speak at the opening of the Obama Presidential Center. She is so inspiring. And she is getting her subtle digs in, which makes me love her more. There is not a dry eye in the house. I am too old to have run my ass down there today, but it is truly a monumental event. And OMG, the musical entertainment! A listers all. So far, John Legend and Common have been the standouts

Cindy's avatar

The last picture is perfect. The look of love on your face 🩷

Heather BSN's avatar

I was thinking the same thing. ❤️

Cheri Collins's avatar

Yes, it made me sigh happily.

Skepticat's avatar

I'm infuriated at a Congress that refuses to do anything to rein in or remove this totally demented, destructive, and detestable fool.

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Me, too. We focus too much on the idiot's actions and not nearly enough on why Republicans in Congress, red state Governors, and the Supreme Court are systematically participating in the destruction of the U.S. Every single move, decision, executive order makes us weaker, literally physically, in reputation, and militarily.

There are different factions within the GOP. We need to understand them, and what they are each gaining from kicking all the constructs of checks and balances out from under us, allowing us to slide into fascism.

Skepticat's avatar

You are completely and very painfully correct. The U.S. may soon be U.Sed.To.Be. or Utterly Senseless. Sigh.

Gaily's avatar

Fear from the king’s brownshirts? Fear of waking up one morning to see your precious dog’s brutally severed head at the foot of your bed?

Beth's avatar
4hEdited

I'm assuming Macron's sides are sore from laughing so much

Susie's avatar

That’s my favorite part of the post! Macron is somehow the coolest world leader ever. Well, since Obama anyway! 😎🤣

arne link's avatar

Warning for the weekend, don't undertoke. Enjoy your weekend.

Cheri Collins's avatar

Hahahahaha! Are gummies OK?

Joe Witkowski's avatar

Tariffs on gummies

Anne Randall's avatar

I have some really outrageous stuff in my pipe. I took a toke at 11 forgetting I have an important meeting with my Pallative care doc and my kids at 1:30! I hope to come down for this!

arne link's avatar

It is so strange to watch Liddle M's soul drain out through his shoes. Very weird.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

The DNC should realize the Republicans have NO viable candidate for president in 2028 and start priming their own. That is, after they've updated their own leadership and develop a strategy to win back young voters who view the Democratic Party as a graveyard.

BJTS's avatar

As an older voter, 63, I agree! We need to be promoting and supporting younger candidates. Progressive candidates. I’m tired of “let’s try to meet them in the middle” Democrats!

Mingo's avatar

His soul has left his body. All that's left is a vacant being. That look is the realization his 2028 presidential aspirations are going fuckity bye. I finally figured out why Lutnick is always standing off to one side chuckling at every harebrained thing out of dear leader's mouth. He's Donnie's court jester and emotional support clown.

Jane's avatar

Absolutely!

Joe Witkowski's avatar

But he’s keeping his parents’ homeland from producing communion wafers with energy blackouts & embargo. May his greasy little corpus rot in the hottest fires of hell.

Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Did he ever really have one? Liddle Marco can be whatever anyone wants him to be. He’s an empty suit

Andrea Dobson's avatar

The way you’re looking at Claudia in that last pic says it all ❤️

Marian Vitale's avatar

And I'll bet Bibi is kicking himself for thinking he could trust this maroon to do his dirty work. They deserve each other.

Leigh Hamilton's avatar

Bibi will keep us involved in Iran. He'll do it by bombing Lebanon which means Iran will close the Strait of Hormuz and we'll be forced back into bombing Iran. This isn't over. (I so hope I'm wrong).

Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Yahu has already said that he won't go along with it. Trump knew this already though. Yahu has Trump by The Epsteins.

M B's avatar

He found his useful idiot…on the other hand, he found his useful idiot. Enjoy, Bibi!

Irascible Ink's avatar

Yeah, I read the right-wing media faction over there is PISSED and not hiding it.

Welcome to the underside of the bus, Bibi and Booboos!

Oh...yeah, this has finally melted down into Mr. Hubb's side of the family. MIL in Israel is wondering why I don't GAF and right now the Bibis and Booboos of Israeli Jewery can eat my whole ass.

Support the Trumps, taker yer lumps! 💁‍♀️

Paula Dean's avatar

"where’s the victory, Donny? WHERE’S THE FUCKING VICTORY?"

"Uh, it's down there somewhere, let me take another look."

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I'm going to need to add the Dude's reply to my post, thanks

Marian Vitale's avatar

Maybe the Undertoker will come for him soon.

Gloria J. Maloney's avatar

"‘that stock market isn’t going to manipulate itself.’

Donny, family, and affluent friends made out like bandits, while the rest of the world did not.

Thanks for the chuckle.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

And that really was the only point for Trump.

Sharon Hudnall's avatar

He now exists in some kind of liminal eternal-present, except for his undying grievances. He thinks the slaughter of little girls in a schoolroom was "a long time ago." Same with all the rest of his crimes. His rasping shortness of breath at the G-7 press conference was telling.

PEACE, LOVE, RESIST's avatar

I love how he explained his market manipulation as if he just realized that’s what was happening, previously unbeknownst to him. He really thinks everyone is dumBer than him.

Frosty McGillicuddy's avatar

It is possible to loathe someone more

Than this moron who makes us so sore?

Each day a new low

He sucks and he blows

While thousands were killed in his war.

We have to vote out this dumb Bozo

Who looks worse than sad Quasimodo

His orange is fading

He's tanking his ratings

A blue wave is coming! Ho ho do!

HI2thDoc's avatar

From April:

Their "America First" bullshit sucks

But SShitler and Kegsbreath could give two fucks

They stupidly did spoil

The flow of Persian Gulf oil

For the price of billions of bucks

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Who's the dude with the big googly eyes right next to Ms Spouse? '🤩🤩🤩🤩👀👀👀🤪🤪🤪🤪