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Alison Parker's avatar

I'm a queer Jewish woman and I'd be a better Pope than Trump.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

If anyone could bankrupt the Catholic Church, he could

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Timothy Reid's avatar

Can you imagine Pope DT looking in the Archives, finding the many transcripts and works of art and transferring them to his Florida repository? Claiming he found them, owns them, and his heroism freeing these artistic prisoners without a gunshot. I'd hope the Swiss Guard would skewer him but none of those kinds of wishes are being answered at the moment.

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Easily.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

He'd have to build a heap of bathrooms.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Golden toilets with holy water

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Lisa's avatar

And djt has the original Declaration of Independence behind a curtain now in the Oval Office. Has anyone checked to see if it's still there? Or a fake one replaced it? I'm sure it's been sold.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

No, he has a copy-- but he got convinced it was the original, just like he got convinced the Photoshop was real, and once he is wrong he can never be convinced he is wrong (fortunately in this case).

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A.J. Madison's avatar

From the beginning, the founders wanted the Declaration to be available to everyone. They commissioned prints for the delegates. Then when approved, the wanted the masses to read it, and a multi-state effort to reproduce the document was also commissioned. That's prolly what DumpInPants has, it's only a couple of weeks younger than the genuine article. Is it crazy valuable, well yeah, it's almost 250 years old.

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Bob Dunn's avatar

Has he had it painted gold yet?

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meryl selig's avatar

I guess the basic requirement of being a member of the Catholic Church didn’t occur to Ruler of the Megaverse. Not even worth our attention, frankly. Daily sewage and spewage

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Say … you may be onto something there.

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Bill Corbett's avatar

He just would like to steal all that gold and wear the vestments.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

It would be just to rob the Catholic Church blind and then blame Biden.

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Andrea Fruggiero's avatar

I bet he's going to come out with a new card - him dressed as the Pope. Dear Lord, help us!

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Abigail Norling's avatar

That meme has been all over the interwebs! :-/

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Linda Weide's avatar

I wonder how Lenard Leo would like that.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Well played comment Linda!!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

It's already got money problems. They don't need him.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Well, when you put it that way ....

I'm a recovering Catholic.

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KP Johnson Austin, TX's avatar

Haha! Me too!

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Susan P Thatcher's avatar

That was my thought.

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Linda Weide's avatar

I'm atheist and I would be a better Pope than Trump.

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Heather's avatar

lol same. Maybe you and I could be the first co-Popes. 😂

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

A woman as Pope? The Catholic church would choose Donnie before any female.

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Timothy Reid's avatar

Sad but true ... i would encourage them to elect DT as Pope if it wouldn't affect billions of people directly and the rest of us as collateral damage ... which is worse: thinking about Donny as Pope, or as the 2nd coming of Christ as his cult followers believe him to be? Either scenario means we are all screwed.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

I personally don’t give a flyin’ fuck about the Catholic church, so yeah, make Donnie pope, why not. An evil institution should have an evil leader, so Donnie’s cult members can all join the rest of ‘em.

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Mary Hall's avatar

My Fux News-lovin'-End-timer-Gawd-fearin' brother moved to the East Jesus, TN area from Floriduh to a little town called Clinton, ironically. There is a real "East Jesus" in Slab City, CA near the Salton Sea. The entire area, including 'Salvation Mountain' is trippy AF -- https://slab-city.jimdosite.com/east-jesus/

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Debra Slater's avatar

As long as he has to go live in the Pope Castle and give up his President title and crown, I'm all for it.

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Linda Weide's avatar

Heather, I'm game if you are. Let us tell the Conclave to put our names in. ✌🏽

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

Popettes!

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Nancy Potter's avatar

You probably know the Bible better than Trump does.

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Bob's avatar

Trump only knows the part of the Bible he sells that has the price on it.

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Linda Weide's avatar

My husband knows it really well, so my daughter and I always ask him. And, as he says (scoffs), there is no place in the bible that says women should not have abortions.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

There is a passage that if a woman is accused of cheating on her husband, she has to drink a potion that will induce an abortion if she is guilty.

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Ingrid Robertshaw's avatar

Just when you catch a breath that ORANGE MESS comes up with more shit . It is tumbling out like coins out of a slot machine...CLINK..CLANK...

I got a headache today by listening to some of that shit in his " CLOWN CABINET " meeting. No ..it is not the barometric weather change or even my blood pressure. And to think..4 years of that! Put me on a rack! BETTER

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KMD's avatar
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I about had a stroke listening to his bullshit at the cabinet meeting. I started shouting at the TV! Honest to God, Trump is the king of bullshit.

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Ingrid Robertshaw's avatar

The HEAD CLOWN sitting with his CLOWN CABAL and quacking...who can stand it..

Complete UGH..but, we knew what would happen ..so buckle up..it will be a bumpy ride..( I think BETTE DAVIS said that in one of her movies)..I feel already being tossed about

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

I have done a pretty damn good job at avoiding agent orange's ramblings. In fact, I've probably done a better job at that than at any other.

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Linda Weide's avatar

We need to get a Democratic led Congress in 2026. We need to hold on to our voting rights and spend the next how ever long it takes to get better voting laws on the books. Get rid of Gerrymandering, get rid of the electoral college, and get rid of any barriers to individuals voting.

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Terry's avatar

Same here, on both counts.

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

This agnostic lesbian thinks she would be too, though I'd have to brush up on the prayers. At 73 going on 74 I'm about the right age.

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Bob's avatar

You’re under 80, so that meets one qualification.

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Judy Player's avatar

Actually in the early years, there were Jewish Popes.

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Carol C's avatar

Let’s not forget that Jesus was Jewish himself. At least on his mother’s side.

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Terry's avatar

Ick.

That reminded me that some sky guy raped an unsuspecting child to pregnancy, for the sole purpose the resulting issue be killed.

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arne link's avatar

I know, kinda weird, Huh? I am not anti-christian but it always strikes me as strange that the main Christian symbol is an instrument of torture.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Not surprising to me, not one bit. I spent the first 16 years of my life with my ass planted for hours on hard wooden pews, 3 times a week.

Southern Baptist! They love it to hurt.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Christianity is a death cult. They waste their entire lives glorifying their deaths and their central figure of worship is a mutilated corpse nailed to a torture device that they pretend to eat the flesh and drink the blood of ...

(From a meme in my vast collection)

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

I love the Mahatma Gandhi quote: "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians; they are so unlike your Christ."

As an atheist, I try to be Christlike in some ways. Oh, the irony. . .

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Steve in SoCal's avatar

Were Christ born in a different era, the symbol might be a guillotine, electric chair, rifle, or syringe

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Kathy H's avatar

Maternal lineage is the determination in most cases!

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

Don't tell Trump. He'll tell us a bunch of boring shit forever.

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Antoinette Powell's avatar

TRump is neither Jewish nor a fisherman. Discuss.

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mary's avatar

We know he's certainly not Christian!

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Susanna J. Sturgis's avatar

Maybe he's the fish who surfaces and offers the gullible guy three wishes?

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drosophilist's avatar

Church tradition says that Saint Peter was the first Pope, and he was Jewish, so yes.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

Go figure that Lindsey Graham is very excited about Trump's desire to be the next Pope. Tea Pain said Lindsey should be endorsing Chapstick because of all of his excessive heiny smootching. Whatever the hell Dump has on him must be some very epic twisted shit.

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Mary Hall's avatar

That Mz. Lindsey is gay is the worst-kept secret in the world. I was listening to a progressive talk show many years ago and a caller said he delivered a pizza to Graham's house. He answered the door wearing only a bathrobe and there was another man in the background wearing a matching robe. Pizza guy says, "Aren't you a senator?" Graham says, "Yeah, I'm Bernie Sanders."

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

The slug out in my garden would be a better Pope than Cheeto Benito.

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Mwfeiger's avatar

You likely would have a better chance at being selected too.

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Stephen Schiff's avatar

Let's hope so.

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Lynn Van Haren's avatar

Trump might actually have to give up a few rounds of golf to run the Kennedy Center, be “president” & Pope 😂😂😂😂

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Satan himself would be a better Pope!

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P123Sunny's avatar

Damn straight … 🤔😂⁉️

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Abbi's avatar

He’d even build a golf course in St Peter’s.

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Morgan's avatar

Works for me!🤙🏽

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Abigail Norling's avatar

EMINENTLY!

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Marlene Lerner-Bigley (CA)'s avatar

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Absolutely Alison, no disrespect to to you., but a fly on the wall White House wall would make more sense!!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Certainly Alison, the fly on the wall would

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eliza james's avatar

If there is an afterlife, I hope there is a very special room that holds all of these pathetic, sycophantic bootlickers. I hope the room is dark, very hot, serves only day-old McDonald's meals that they have to fight for, and blasts YMCA full tilt 24/7.

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DJ Headthrob's avatar

If Dante was right there's an entire circle of Hall dedicated to Evil Counselors (somewhere Roy Cohn-adjacent).

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I have a feeling they'll need a new circle of Hell for PAB, and his many sycophants and enablers — including Republicans in Congress and state officials like Ken Paxton. They can move Roy Cohn there too.

Mitch McConnell may have voted against some of the sewer clown appointees for various cabinet positions but it's far too late for him now. I hope he enjoys spending eternity in hell fire with all of the other monsters he's enabled over the years. Maybe stick him next to Trump to really up the anguish — he certainly deserves it.

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kdsherpa's avatar

That's the best you can do? I hope for far worse.

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eliza james's avatar

Agreed... was just a start, feel free to keep adding to it!

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kdsherpa's avatar

I appreciate that, Eliza! I must admit that I'm a bit apprehensive about adding my ideas. I might get sent to El Salvador.

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eliza james's avatar

!!

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Let's see....the room is too short to stand upright, and too narrow to lie down. There are spikes on the floor positioned so that each occupant can only put down one foot at a time. The room is infested with fleas and bedbugs. OK so far?

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Bill Corbett's avatar

Now we're getting somewhere.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

You must wear a hair shirt on all occasions.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

They'd LIKE that. What they need is a fancy room, ice cold, serves only really fancy food like frog's legs and escargots, served by very snooty tuxedo-clad waiters, a small baroque ensemble performing Josquin des Pres madrigals

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kdsherpa's avatar

LOL! No moldy McDonald's for them! Now, the escargots and frog legs MUST be served RAW. How about NO music (some of them probably like classical music) -- AND no talking allowed on penalty of 70 lashes with a whip?

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Kathy H's avatar

No talking is a good touch. I wish to hell they would STFU NOW!

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Bill Corbett's avatar

It would have to be much worse than that.😂

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Grace Kennedy's avatar

In a Salvadoran prison to start. Lindsay Graham’s head is so far up Trumps ass he can taste the back of his tongue. What a useless POS.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Karoline Leavitt is the cutest little Nazi to come down the pike since Eva Braun's poodle. She fascinates me, so I Wikipedia'd her:

She's Tracy Flick. Not from a connected family. Working class ambitious New Hampshire chick who aimed for the halls of power since high school. Interned in the WH press office right out of college. Ran for the House, lost but while campaigning met a guy 32 years her senior, got knocked up, had the kid, married the guy right before Trump's second inauguration. She's the Trumpiest of Trumpers. Oh, and she used to work for Elise Stefanik, so outrageous gaslighting is well within her skill set.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

You have to wonder what pulls these people into such a dark, vile group.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

I'm no Dr. Ruth, but offhand, I'd say Leavitt has a thing for older powerful men. Also, probably born awful.

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Peter's avatar

Also a golddigger...

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Lee Chambers's avatar

Heavy on the latter!

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Tracy Flick didn’t make head cheerleader, so she had to get flucked by a 59-year old prune dick to bring more little White House antichrists into this world. There’s probably one or three in every one of our high school classes.

Stefanik, on the other hand, studied basket weaving and vibrator mechanics at Harvard. I have no idea what sort of fecal brain votes for, hires, or promotes a jiz sock like her. 🤷‍♂️

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mary's avatar

I'm 74 years old (today in fact). I learn so many new, wonderful useful terms from Jeff and his commenters!

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Happy Birthday!

PS Today is also the day that Hitler committed suicide. I wonder if Hallmark makes a card for that! 😂😂😂

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Happy birthday! To me Jeff is the 2nd coming of George Carlin who figured out these grifting assholes over 50 years ago.

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arne link's avatar

How I wish we still had George Carlin. He would be magnificent about now.

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Mary Hall's avatar

Word arne! George Carlin had the Rethuglicans pegged long ago.

"Boy those conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care. No daycare, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare. Nothing. If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked. Conservatives don't give a shit about you until you reach 'military age'. Then they think you are just fine. Just what they've been looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Pro-life, pro-life, these people aren't pro-life, they are killing doctors! What kind of pro-life is that? What? They will do anything they can to save the fetus, but if it grows up to be a doctor, they just might have to kill it. They're not pro-life. You know what they are? They are anti-woman. Simple as it gets, they are anti-woman. They don't like them. They don't like women. They believe that a woman's primary role is to serve as a brood mare for the state."

-- George Carlin

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Mary Hall's avatar

Happiest birthday to you from another Mary!! 🎂 I'm right behind ya sistah. My husband just turned 80 and our mantra is "80 is the new 60" because he and all of our friends are busy, healthy, and still having fun.

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FTrump And FPutin Too's avatar

Happy birthday Mary!

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Peter's avatar

What do you expect from a blond dingbat who went to a third rate college on a softball scholarship? Then invested all of her Onlyfans money in a nose job?

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steve robertshaw's avatar

I've found myself wondering if Blondie Bondi was her mother - seriously! - until you commenters just now gave me the facts. Jeff's site is so informative!

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

You know I found that interesting because I didn't see a description of the softball team in the description of athletics provided about her high school.

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Stefanik was considered smart and normal at one time, until she realized that the only way to relevance as a Republican was to be the best Trump sycophant.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

A Harvard liberal arts or government degree is no implication or indication of smart.

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Bob's avatar

Much like a law degree.

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Peter's avatar

An Ivy League degree is not proof of intelligence or education, it is nothing more than proof of privilege. Cases in point - W Bush, Cruz, Hawley, Cotton, Stefanik, multiple Trumps, Thomas, Kavanaugh, Alito, Gorsuch, Hegseth...need I go on?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Paula Dean Coykendall's avatar

Evil.

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Lee Ann Vindasius's avatar

Money.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

KKKult.

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HI2thDoc's avatar

I thought premarital sex and out of wedlock babies were frowned upon in conservative Xtian circles

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Ask “traditional Catholics” thrice-divorced Steve Bannon, Newt Gingrich, etc..

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Ew. What kind of woman would marry Bannon???????? 🤦‍♀️

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Bob's avatar

I’d say blind, but I know blind people wouldn’t be fooled.

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Denise Biencourt's avatar

They would smell him. He looks like he never bathes. The guy makes my skin crawl 🤮

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arne link's avatar

Someone like KKKaroline?

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HI2thDoc's avatar

Plus Gingrich committed adultery (while his wife was sick with cancer) and there were allegations that Bannon was physically abusive, to all three wives, I believe.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

The piece of shit Gingrich asked (or bought from) the Archdiocese of Atlanta for an annulment. His mistress for 9 months was Trump’s first ambassador to the Vatican. MAGA has tracked shit everywhere.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Your sin is magically “wiped away” when you ask God for forgiveness. No middle men, no takebacks, no limits. Isn’t that convenient?

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insert_something_creative's avatar

All of their rules are for *OTHER* people. Like how they profess to oppose abortion but would get one for their daughter or mistress.

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Abbi's avatar
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“I have such an easy time raising my kids because I married a rich man 32 years my senior. I don’t understand women who marry for love and have to struggle.” (From My Autobiography, by KKKaroline Leave-it]

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

She sounds nice. /s

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shee-rah's avatar

😂😂😂

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes I read her description in Wikipedia last week. Also the articles on her high school and college. Not impressive, considering the high school description was canned. I'd like to point out that she and her spouse got engaged in December 2023, had the baby in July 2024, and married in January 2025. So I guess she got pregnant in November 2023. My, this is a list of events that doesn't belong in a moral Christian's life. Also speaks volumes about her husband.

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Steve Kelly's avatar

I know her as KKKaroline the KKKlueless.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Apparently the much older man she married is good friends with her father to really up the ick factor since he's likely known her since she was a child.

So completely on-brand for Republicans.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Double ick! Her story is that she was introduced by a friend of his who owned a restaurant where she was campaigning. She primaried the GOP rep in her district for not being MAGA enough. (She lost)

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arne link's avatar

What's the story with her elderly husband? I assume that he is wealthy?

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Ann Anderson's avatar

People magazine describes him as a wealthy real estate developer.

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shee-rah's avatar

She’s expecting he’ll kick the bucket soon so that she’ll be a wealthy widow.

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Ann Anderson's avatar

Link from People Weekly. He looks pretty good considering could be around for a while. Check out her pose in shots w/o the baby. https://people.com/who-is-nicholas-riccio-karoline-leavitt-husband-11699844

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shee-rah's avatar

He does look pretty good.

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Kathy H's avatar

I feel for the child...omg what a thought, all these children running around, growing up in that cult. It isn't just older & current generations, but a whole future generation that will need to be reprogrammed & to recover. We're going to need a much bigger boat.

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meryl selig's avatar

Tracy Flick!! Thank you for the illuminating reference

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

And how could I forget that the 6 Republican-appointed Roman Catholic SCROTUMS on SCOTUS are about to overrule the Oklahoma STATE Supreme Court and give Oklahoma City MAGA Archbishop Paul Coakley the right to establish Catholic Charter schools that can be attended by Oklahomans (or homos) on the state taxpayer’s dime??!!! 🤦‍♂️

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/st-isidore-seville-catholic-oklahoma-charter-schools-scotus/

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Susan Niemann's avatar

I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it...the delusion of being the Pope? 🤣🤣🤣

We are so far down deep into the crazy...

Did someone hand Ainsely a towel to wipe her chin when she was done? 🤮

And at his rally in Michigan last night, there were all his adoring fans, while he basked in their cheering. It made me wanna vomit.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

Fuck Michigan and all of the clueless morons in Dearborn who voted for Orange Beelzebub and his minions.

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Cheering while watching the equivalent of a movie about sorting Jews getting off the trains in Auschwitz, no less. 🤮

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kdsherpa's avatar

It was beyond horrifying! Fourth Reich: we are here.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Ainsley….towel….chin…..good one Susan!

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

There’s a fire extinguisher in the hall on the floor I live on: “Break glass in case of emergency.” I feel a need to spray the emerging crazy. We are at DEFCON 1 in a 4-alarm fire.

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Pamela Swope-Bland's avatar

Lindsey Graham has inhaled one too many farts.

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Rick Calegari's avatar

And much to his delight, he keeps coming back for more.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂

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AddaGurl's avatar

🤮

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meryl selig's avatar

Oxygen deprivation. I kept thinking: maybe Lindsay was being ironic… some strange humor. But no! He is an office moron pushed out the comment

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Gary D's avatar

Thank god our national nightmare of peace, quiet and a booming economy are finally over.

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Dana Jae Labrecque's avatar

😆🤣😄😂🥹🥲🙃

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Louise Pattison's avatar

I am 100% convinced that he really doesn't understand photoshop. He also doesn't know that the Pope must be (a) Roman Catholic (b) ordained (c) [usually] a Cardinal in good standing (d) unmarried (e) celibate (f) highly educated including theology and Bible study (remember "Two Corinthians"?) (g) fluent in multiple languages including Latin and Italian as a minimum. I could go on, but I think he's already the least qualified candidate for any job, ever.

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Joe Witkowski's avatar

That fucking moron would think canon law was the 2nd amendment applied to cannons. 🤦‍♂️

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Derek Smith's avatar

He's not qualified to walk my dog. Moreover, my dog would probably bite him, and she's the sweetest non-biting dog I've ever known.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Dogs always know.

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Bob's avatar

I wouldn’t hire him to pick up my dog’s poop.

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Jewbergs's avatar

Ditto!

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Good for her!!

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Michelle Vancura's avatar

This fuck face doesn’t even understand the job he has now, just like he never understood it during his first four years. And he doesn’t give a shit. Pope Donald - OMG!!!!!! 🤢🤮

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

I don't know how he merited a front-row seat at the Pope's funeral. But I knew he'd sit there farting and dreaming about getting his hands on all that gold splendor, having devoted multitudes kissing his ass, zero negative press coverage ever, and a big fucking hat.

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Lee Chambers's avatar

Oh, I dunno. He probably thinks that the selection process consists of the new pope’s bare ass being spanked by a porn star wielding a rolled-up copy of Forbes magazine.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Oh spank me Sister Magedeline! I wanna be the Popster…. now stick that red round ball in my mouth!

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Trump thinks the cardinals would waive all those usual requirements if it would mean they could have the honor of Trump as Pope.

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Douglas Paul Truhlar's avatar

No, no boxes to check there.

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Terri Nighswonger's avatar

He frump doesn’t understand ANYTHING.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

I think a list of things he *does* understand would be much shorter and more manageable.

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Wendy's avatar

I mean let’s be real , the gdp is fucked , graham wants Trump to be the pope , and Donald had no idea what photoshop is ,

https://thistleandmoss.com/p/voices-of-a-diverse-america-april-e8d

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P123Sunny's avatar

It’s only an issue if Biden does it, somehow… this is just harmless colorful hijinx… WTG (lack of) 4th Estate, amirite😖

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Bob's avatar

Biden lives in his head rent free. More than 300 mentions now since he took office. An entire chapter in the DSM VI could be devoted to Trump’s pathology.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

Yeah, he lives in his head rent free next to Obama.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Nicely said Bob!!

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Sally Cruikshank's avatar

Maybe to Trump it means take the film to a photo shop.

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Wendy's avatar

I loled , he’s old enough to Remember one hour photo shops

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Some of us remember regular photo shops.

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Lisa K. Obrien's avatar

Some of us WORKED at regular photo shops.

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kdsherpa's avatar

Of course, he never took the rolls of film himself.

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Wendy's avatar

Nekkid women pics right ?

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P123Sunny's avatar

🏆

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Irascible Ink's avatar

😂😂

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Dave Drell's avatar

Sir,oh sir…the left wingers took his photo down to Walgreens and had them fix the photo. Isn’t that terrible, sir,oh sir?

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Geoff Anderson's avatar

Fuck Jeff, it is too early to hit the tequila

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Susan Niemann's avatar

Is it, though? 🤪

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P123Sunny's avatar

Touché

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Tess's avatar

Nah

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drosophilist's avatar

It’s 5 pm somewhere?

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Irascible Ink's avatar

Hell, noon works for me this days.

Gosh, will you look at the time? 😜

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Karlene Escriba's avatar

Nah! Put some orange juice in it- breakfast of champions!🍹

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Susan Niemann's avatar

LOL!

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

When they go low, we get high. Plus, tequila now has a tariff tax on it.

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Michelle Vancura's avatar

Well, we could always mix Russian vodka with our orange juice - no tariffs there! We can call them “we got screwed-drivers”

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Bob's avatar

Not in Greenland!

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shee-rah's avatar

And it’s almost Cinco de Mayo.

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Lorna Brown's avatar

Isn't the Pope comment evidence that the 25th amendment might be in order?

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Carolyn Enloe's avatar

Most definitely!

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Denise Donaldson's avatar

Excellent point, Lorna.

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shee-rah's avatar

It’s ALWAYS in order.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

You'd think! He says or does something 25th amendment-worthy every single day and nothing happens because we're living in hell.

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Jayme Wolworth's avatar

Well now we know that he is truly uncoachable and demented. The MS13 part of that interview (and the only part I could watch) was incredibly telling. There is no there there in the brain any more. I sincerely hope they do make him the new Pope, it might be the only way to get rid of him.

And Lindsey Graham? WTF is wrong with that guy?

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Susan Niemann's avatar

They gotta have some intense blackmail on Graham...

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Outdoorluvr's avatar

Of the Jeffery Epstein type, no doubt.

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Sharon Hudnall's avatar

God sent Lindsey to Trump to be his permanent ass pillow.

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Susan Niemann's avatar

😂😂😂

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Michelle Vancura's avatar

My thoughts exactly!!!

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meryl selig's avatar

Yep.. soooo gay but can’t come out. Lindsey is a tortured creature

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Robert Eckert's avatar

"And Lindsey Graham? WTF is wrong with that guy?" He's the only person who manages to be a pr1ck, an a$$h0le, a pu$$y, and a b00b all at the same time

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s.Michael Morgan's avatar

And still there are millions of dimwits who believe this moron. Please, someone, wake me up from this nightmare.

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Ron's avatar
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--Donny: “that was photoshopped? you can’t do that. I’ve given you the big break of a lifetime. you’re doing the interview. I picked you because frankly, I’d never heard of you, but that’s okay. but you’re not being very nice.”--

For the love of fuck. You have him right in front of you. He had no respect for you before he even faced you. He's the dumbest, most dangerous "president" in history. He's a fucking Nazi, checks every box for it.

Just say it: "The whole world knows that's photoshopped."

"The whole world also knows you're a know-nothing fraud. You have the lowest 100-day ratings for any "president" in history. The world will celebrate when you finally become a corpse. You're beyond a global disgrace."

Say it, motherfuckers.

Oh, right. No more access for your shit network. As if it matters anymore.

You'll be fired, having to at very worst make the millions you already have in the bank carry you through the next 30 years.

Another soft-balling pussy who could have made history truly standing up to this cockroach.

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Dave Drell's avatar

Agreed- stand up to this know-nuttin’ coward/bully-and before SS can tackle you,give a few left hooks into his kisser.

Although you might end up in jail you will achieve martyrdom beyond your wildest dreams..

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Kristy Kanen's avatar

Terry MORAN ( ! ) from the old COURT TV days, he has always been a wussy.

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Susan Kemp's avatar

He did, however, laugh right in trump’s face about it so I give him a bit of credit. I couldn’t watch more of that interview either.

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Susan Burgess's avatar

Calling him a Nazi doesn’t even begin to describe how sinister he is. He doesn’t need a mustache to twirl. Instead he uses a type of stupidity — which is where and how he camouflages his evilness.

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Bob's avatar

The networks post stories with Trump blithering lie after lie with little to sometimes no factchecking. Local outlets pick up snippets of that Trump interview and never correct his lies.

He said he would not bring Abergo Garcia back from El Salvador, defying an order of the Supreme Court.

A multi-faceted constitutional crisis is upon us.

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Kay-El's avatar

1. If we become like North Korea, I’ll rename Agent Orange Trump Joke-One

2. I will not abide Howzabouta Nutlick turning my future grandchildren and their progeny into peons for Elump’s company town.

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Carl Selfe's avatar

Still it is a coup full of deceit. Narcissism is characterized by a lack of empathy. Any empathy. Trump and Musk are afflicted. They live in a game of conning others. https://hotbuttons.substack.com/p/hornswaggling-over-100-days?r=3m1bs

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

The only president with a worse first 100 days was William Henry Harrison, and he spent 70 of them dead.

I stole this joke.

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Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

it's a good one

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michellefromchicago's avatar

Yet Harrison did far less harm.

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Bob's avatar

Stealing this.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

That is hilarious and I'm also stealing this.

And the 2nd president with a worse first 100 days was Trump the first time.

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longtimebirdwatcher's avatar

Yes, but he wasn't inaugurated until March 4.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

FDR was also inaugurated on March 4, so his hundred days ended on June 12, at which time he was still alive!

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Greg Coln's avatar

Some clever person needs to find a photo of Trump with his right hand showing, and photoshop MS13 and some tattoos on his knuckles, then flood social media with it.

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Lee Chambers's avatar

Can you photoshop onto something so TINY, though?

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Greg Coln's avatar

Good point

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meryl selig's avatar

Use smaller font size

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J Glaspie's avatar

Yes, PLEASE!

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Greg Coln's avatar

Who knows…maybe Trump would deport himself.

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