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Timothy Reid's avatar

Can you imagine Pope DT looking in the Archives, finding the many transcripts and works of art and transferring them to his Florida repository? Claiming he found them, owns them, and his heroism freeing these artistic prisoners without a gunshot. I'd hope the Swiss Guard would skewer him but none of those kinds of wishes are being answered at the moment.

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Paula Dean's avatar

Easily.

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Chris Hierholzer's avatar

He'd have to build a heap of bathrooms.

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Bob Bowden's avatar

Golden toilets with holy water

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meryl selig's avatar

I guess the basic requirement of being a member of the Catholic Church didn’t occur to Ruler of the Megaverse. Not even worth our attention, frankly. Daily sewage and spewage

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Marla's avatar

He's certainly sold Aunt Pittypat on the idea. Full-throated endorsement from Lindsey Graham on Orange becoming Pope. Is Lindsey even Catholic, either?

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Lisa's avatar

And djt has the original Declaration of Independence behind a curtain now in the Oval Office. Has anyone checked to see if it's still there? Or a fake one replaced it? I'm sure it's been sold.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

No, he has a copy-- but he got convinced it was the original, just like he got convinced the Photoshop was real, and once he is wrong he can never be convinced he is wrong (fortunately in this case).

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A.J. Madison's avatar

From the beginning, the founders wanted the Declaration to be available to everyone. They commissioned prints for the delegates. Then when approved, the wanted the masses to read it, and a multi-state effort to reproduce the document was also commissioned. That's prolly what DumpInPants has, it's only a couple of weeks younger than the genuine article. Is it crazy valuable, well yeah, it's almost 250 years old.

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Bob Dunn's avatar

Has he had it painted gold yet?

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