This 28-point peace plan is the biggest clusterfuck since Michael Scott’s “45-point 45-day plan” to turn Dunder Mifflin around. At least the 45-point plan was pure bullshit, whereas the 28-point plan is the Christmas wish list authored by Vlad Putin
Funny how DJT yelled “hoax” about his 2016 actions that reeked of collusion with Russia, and now as President he’s behaviorally doing Russia’s bidding right out in the open
Well, until the time comes for him to try to wrangle a Nobel Peace Prize for himself again. Then his name & paw prints will be all over whatever is finally signed, whether good or bad for Ukraine & Europe.
AND of course, Vlodomyr Zelenskyy would never walk into that trap - especially after what they did to him in the Oval Office. HE knows his Country was invaded by Russia - it was not a 'mutual war' the way frump and his idiots are deperately trying to make it seem. What's obvious now is how Rubio is being set out as the fall guy in all of this. I wonder if that was the plan all along OR, if because simp vance grew to hate him so much HE set this in motion deliberately to make Rubio take whatever blame might ensue when it all goes wrong? I won't use 'if' because there IS never any 'negotiating' with a murderer like putn. By the way - there's mention of Witkowski 'liking' putin? No, he literally worships him --did anyone see that photo of him patting his fucking HEART as putin walked into the room? He's in LUV. MY theory? The fuckers here have to look at, listen to the insanely stupid big orange dumbfuck slug every day, so when they see/hear someone with a functioning brain (evil as it is) like Putin's, then remember that video of him riding BAREBACK with his shirt off on a horse - on a BEACH, no less, they lose their shit and realize they're backing the wrong horse (so to speak) so are all in on pleasing the 'beeyootiful' one as they think of the KGB poisoner. Just a wee theory of mine, mind. They're going to hand US over to him anyway, so want to stay in good with their new 'boss'.
However this episode of The Trump Administration is inducing even more cringe than Pam’s endless wait for possibly poisoned food at Jan Levinson’s Dinner Party
You could never draft a sitcom from this administration. NO ONE would believe it. Veep was close. But at least most of those characters had an iota of intelligence.
What is it with Putin that makes them love him so much. Is there something in the water? Is it his manly scent? They just get weak-kneed in his Prescence like Teenie boppers with Elvis. So weird for actual adults to act this way. I think Putin drugs them, I really do. Russia has the best drugs.
Even Prime Minister Neville “Peace in our time” Chamberlain, who got played by Hitler prior to WWII, could negotiate better than these Shitweasels with Vlad “the impaler” Putin. What a bunch of surrender monkeys.
It's important to raise the Neville Chamberlain problem here. I recall that a big MAGA issue (non-issue in my mind because I didn't see an American war in the environment) in the 2024 election was that Trump would "bring peace." But a Chamberlain-style peace of appeasing and kowtowing to a dictator and lying down to let the dictator stomp on his/our prone body is not, in my mind, acceptable. I have been a proponent of peace my whole life. But now Trump has forced me to modify that stance. I can only get behind a just peace. I can't support a fake peace achieved by caving in to a dictator's wants and whims (and here I mean Putin, 'cos Trump sure ain't smart enough, competent enough, or even marginally strong enough to be a dictator), giving Putin everything he wants and nothing anybody else wants, and agreeing for all of us, Ukrainians and Americans alike, to live in "peace" as his slaves forever after. No. A just peace, or no peace at all. (And now, with the revelations about where the MAGA troll farms with the Trump-as-peace-bringer rhetoric come from--Russia/Nigeria/Asia--I can see that the whole "peace"-bringer idea was Putin's to begin with.)
Ending the principle that nations need to respect each other's borders, which cannot be changed by force, will guarantee a period of wars all over the world as every grievance between neighbors escalates.
Chamberlain gets somewhat of a bad rap. From what I’ve been able to find out, Chamberlain was trying to buy time. Great Britain was woefully unprepared for war and needed time to ramp up or it would have been overrun immediately.
That having been said, what this regime is doing regarding the Russian-Ukraine war is not appeasement, it’s downright collusion with the enemy. Russia was not only the aggressor but is committing war crimes by targeting civilian populations and having shipped Ukrainian children to Russia. If there are even records showing where those children were sent, it could be years before they could be reunited with their families, years of anti-Ukrainian/pro-Russian brainwashing that may never be erased. That is more than enough for him to be hauled before a tribunal in The Hague, along side Donny, Miller, Kegstand, et al for the murder of people on fishing boats in international waters. I think trump should be tried for and convicted of treason, which would nullify his presidency, remove his entire government from office, and dismantle everything he has done.
I’ve always thought Putin’s great talent is figuring out which world leaders he can most easily manipulate with flattery & empty promises, a trap trump fell into a long time ago. The others (Witcoff, Rubio, et al) are just lemmings.
According to Ukrainian born Lev Parnas a former Trump fixer now turned enemy, and Canadian journalist Dean Blundell, Putin and Trump want this "peace" deal signed before the Epstein Files are released to share what Putin has on Trump, and what Russia's role has been, thus the pushed up deadline that no one thinks can be met. And, there are people who are adult in age who are not adult socially and emotionally. That would be what we are getting an overdose of from Trump and his ilk, and all of the people he interacts with. It is a relief to be annoyed with Merz, but not feel like he is the emotional age of a child. At least not yet. I do not want to listen to these people because doing so degrades me. They degrade us all. Every day I feel grateful that none of my friends or family act anything like this.
AND Lev's son Aaron Parnas does daily 'reports' and 'breaking news' which are all ANTI-FRUMP and pro-democratic real facts and truth, bringing us all up to date on the latest shitfuckery, chicanery and outright skullduggery he KNOWS about. He's a nice young guy who's routinely attacked BUT also supported by so many of us on Instagram. Might be on other platforms too - unsure. He's always walking somewhere - so thin and purposeful. GOOD guy.
Putin has a copy of whatever awful tape in the Epstein files they are all fighting like mad to keep in the dark, and everybody who works for Trump knows that Putin's butt must be continuously kissed to keep him from releasing it.
I'd put money on it involving the several LITTLE BOYS whose parents were paid off by mister frump when they were only 10 - 12 after he was accused of raping them! WHY would he pay millions to each family when he never paid anyone? (remember him fighting like mad against the very IDEA of having paid Stormy a mere $130,000?) Parents who TOOK that money canNOT hold their SONS or other children to silence, fwiw, even IF those little kids were told it - and still believe so. NOT TRUE - I think one or two might be coming forward as adults - let's hope.
Remember too - he got to where he was BY being the most efficient POISONER in the KGB, working his way up to higher status. He's SO crafty at figuring out how to poison another human by even touching them - which is how so many of those he wanted gone were 'eliminated' - many without any knowledge or fanfare. BUT he LOVES others knowing - and being terrified of his capabilities. That little smirk of his? Wouldn't it scare YOU or any of us? Of course it would. Would any of US eat or drink anything - or not want to have on gloves or kevlar under our clothing around him?
Remember Putin is a trained Romeo FSB officer. The sad fact is how easily he can seduce these MAGA men. And what is an Acting Archivist ? The title conjured up pictures in my head of Rubio as Richard Burton thundering out tracts of historical Shakespeare plays.
The Archivist keeps all the federal records. It was the former Archivist who repeatedly demanded the boxes of classified documents Trump kept by his toilet. That is why Trump needs that office to remain vacant.
Marco is an Archivist who will do whatever is asked of him by trump&co. If that means never writing in the ratified by 38 states ERA Amendment, so be it. (There are also redder purply states whose R governments will sue to prevent it, but that was only a threat against the last legit Archivist and a story for another day.) R.E. is correct about the classified docs case, too.
Many of which, are probably the evidence from the Russian connection investigation, much of which ties in with Epstein. He got them back, unfortunately when he returned.
So which more AWFUL secret papers are buried IN Ivana's purported 'grave'? I don't believe SHE's there (is probably cremated and in an urn on her daughter's mantel). That casket was SO HEAVY it caused a couple of the pallbearers to nearly drop it!
Right. How bizarre was drumph’s statement in saying that? And now bizarre,insane comments are an everyday occurrence….and the MSM does (says) nothing—- crickets.
Putin, whatever we feel about him, is highly trained, in psychological warfare. They know he could have them killed, and they know they are not alphas, but poseurs, thumping their chest for the rubes. Putin, is a stone cold killer.
Putin has info on Trump and the whole damn bunch of them that could ruin them and possibly send them to prison. They’re scared to death of him and will gladly do his bidding.
It is my understanding that Witkoff and Trump are in together on the Cryto business, and Russia is investing. I assume that is why and what Witkoff is negotiating. "What do you want us to do in order to invest in our crypto?"
"Here is a list of our 28 points. Get Ukraine and Europe to accept these and then we will invest some more in the crypto business."
"It's a deal!"
All of their business is tit for tat with foreign countries and American businesses.
Rubio is 4th in line to replace Trump. Witkoff isn't on the list. Of course Trump might want to can Rubio, but he cannot officially replace him without Congress approving it, and they seem less friendly to Trump right now.
Rubio has replaced Walt Nauta as Trump's chief valet, obediently schlepping compromised docs like Putin's Peace Plan around DC and stacking up his worthless responsibilities for devalued agencies in some toilet. Meanwhile, Vance is flexing his nuts as the future POTUS.
To compare against some recent Bobby Brainworms news, I wonder if this new "Walt" Rubio has taken to "felching" the bullshit straight from Dear Leader's loaded diaper. That would explain the shit eating grin.
Every morning, Jeff writes for us a fucktangle of Tiedrichery. We try to share it with our friends and coworkers, and they look at us like we're C*R*A*Z*Y.
THE. BEST! The Keystone cops gif was icing on this sad cake. It's serious stuff, I know, but I laughed my ass off the whole way through. These idiots are so incompetent, maybe the rest of the world will take pity on us?
it took me a bit - but I finally got it: shit-ka, zoo-eh-ry. OR if you're into kazoos, just shitkazoo - eh,ry. :) Our 'head' of our Chromatic harmonica club/newsletter HATED and despised the very idea of kazoos - so of course the more juvenile-mentality-minded members would try to tease him with mentions and even blowing the damn things. He'd throw a FIT. Compared to our REAL instruments, he said they were nothing but stupid and annoying toys - and not even good enough to be called that, lol. He is admittedly a curmudgeon.
Oooohhh, I SO love that visual. I see his computer room with Jeff AND Mrs. Spouse all giggly and enjoying those hearts and bubbles while laughing themselves silly over his latest bon-mots. FAN-tastic. :)
here's another reason to despise Rubio. I came across this while researching all the 'jobs' Marco currently holds. he's the one who negotiated the deal to send immigrants to that slave-labor gulag in El Salvador.
It speaks to the the bottom-level dregs that Donnie Demento scraped up to present for confirmation that there were people believing that Rubio was "at least qualified" for his (first) job. Remove the "at" and the belief becomes accurate. He is exactly like the rest--cruel, monumentally stupid (ask him about dinosaurs: he's going to struggle mightily), spineless, and wholly useless when he's not raking in cash for himself or causing chaos.
I think we can subtract one job from his list: 'Murrica don't give no aid no more to them ungrateful beggar countries. Them folks ain't neevin Christian!
The little greasy fucker (along with fellow bearded clam greaseball Ted Cruz) also highjacked $3 million in Catholic relief aid around the embargoed Cuban communist government for hurricane assistance. They won’t even help US blue states with hurricane assistance!!
I don’t think anyone suspected marco was capable of orchestrating such evil deal making crimes against humanity. To the Hague with him! And All of Them.
Re cognitively impaired. Dementia docs told us it would be significant when Trump stopped playing golf. Well, despite it being 60-ish in DC Sun, Trump did not play golf. He didn’t even leave the WH. They called a lid at ~10:30 am.
One Giant one like the one of himself he had on display in Washington not long ago. He’s got a major bromance stoked up albeit I think it’s a bit one sided.
1. I read that peace plan / Rubio nonsense last night and my head exploded too. Off to the head factory yet again today for probably the 15th time this year.
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2. The funny money melt down warms my heart knowing that Trump is probably crying into his Diet Coke. More ketchup please!
I called JP Morgan Securities 3 months ago to confirm that my 401(k) had no exposure to crypto (it didn't), and minimal exposure to AI (it was only 0.5%)
Honestly, I just don't understand this crypto currency thing. Can you tell me: Are there actual coins and paper currency used for this pipe dream? Are the main holders/investors of this "currency" trying to push US currency out of the markets?
I don't get it either. To me it seems like an elaborate Ponzi scheme. To say that it is fungible, negotiable currency is laughable. It has to be turned into dollars for value. It's like any collectable, it's only worth what someone is willing to pay for it, except you don't have anything tangible, just a promise.
The minute I heard about crypto, I understood it was the best money laundering tool in the history of legal tender. No record of who owns what, it seems that you can transfer it with no record. You are embezzling from your boss, stealing from your elderly mother, taking bribes for pardons from federal prison (who would do that?,) and crypto is your answer.
Since we ended the Gold Standard, cash has only the value we assign to it. It's basically a promise by the Federal Reserve, and if some economic catastrophe occurred we'd be holding worthless paper. Crypto is even worse. Unless you buy 'stable coin', which is backed by real money, your Crypto is only as valuable as an NFT with a picture of tRump made to look like a superhero.
Try paying for your utilities, medical services, mortgage, or food in crypto. A currency that has to be redeemed into a weakening dollar to be materially worth anything is Monopoly money. Vaporware. Might as well invest in gold sneakers.
Charles,It’s the clumsiest fiat in the world, a long series of ‘passcodes’ is the way in. It produces nothing quarterly reports would just be the stock price and it should go down way down. It’s purely gambling.
Cryptocurrency is a legal form of Ponzi scheme, in which later investors are paid out of earlier investments and nothing of actual value is owned or created. In the long term, they always collapse, but first creators usually make a bundle at all other investors' expense.
When simply telling falsehoods about Ukraine is insufficient, amp up those lies and tell the world you have a peace plan, except don’t include, Ukraine, one of the countries that is in the war.
How do even the MAGAT morons believe this daily ration of nonsense?
The American capitulation to Putin would be laughable if mothers and babies and elderly citizens weren’t being slaughtered on a massive scale in Ukraine.
Last night 60 Minutes profiled the carnage inflicted on a Palm Sunday missile attack on a civilian bus in the Ukrainian city of Sumy.
Because the Trump administration is murdering people in fishing boats. Because the Trump administration are murdering immigrants who are being deported or disappeared.
Currently, our blazing US Congress is ruled by a bunch of arse-kissing boot-licking Dear Leader cowards. Also, Putin's Peace Plan limits the size of the Ukrainian military, and prohibits Ukraine from becoming a NATO member. Both points clearly allows further rape of Ukraine by Putin. Imagine, if it were the Trump administration handing a similar "peace plan" to Nazi Germany. Europe would be the largest lock-step, Jew-hating, fascist, anti-freedom country in the world.
Trump is stupid selfish self involved knowledge less of anything empty of any human compassion damaged in need of mental health and help ..,,, get the picture?
It’s just CHAOS with only the future of the world at stake. What a bunch of blithering idiots. And the MSM just reports this crap and doesn’t call it out as a plan that sells out Ukraine.
Anne Applebaum had an excellent article in the Atlantic about exactly that. She knows the deal. She excoriated Rubio, Witkoff, Trump, Kushner, all of them.
Rubio is just a limp dick. But sending Witkoff in over and over again to make things worse is like a domestic abuse situation. It’s spiraling. But I keep fantasizing about Witkoff getting struck by a Ukrainian drone…
Part of me is sitting back saying: heh heh, natural kerfuffle of a bunch of incompetent, insecure and immature so-called "men" effing up politics, but the other half of me is just sick at how low the US of A has gone. I can't begin to imagine how we will survive this though I will not lose my hope and optimism (at its lowest level) that we will...
It's a conundrum. We love to see this administration embarrass themselves on a global scale, but we hate the real world damage that results. We can only hope they finally make one humiliating mistake too many and get themselves arrested for treason.
As shown by MTG's quick resignation in January, the Republicans may be priming themselves for a transition via the 25th Amendment (while desperately hoping Trump goes comatose first). Maybe a final ketchup bottle hitting Mike Lil Johnson upside the head would make him enough of an angry little bitch to agree to dump Trump.
I'd been hoping for a 25th amendment solution myself, Sharon, but then I was informed that removal on that basis involves both the approval of most of the Cabinet AND a two-thirds "yea" vote of both Houses. IOW, harder to achieve than an impeachment conviction.
I think the Wheel of Moron needs about one thousand names but dopey gets ten slots (I know your thinking sluts) but that’s the past now it’s just Loomer as a door prize for participation, she belongs on the wheel definitely.
Paul, I’m hoping that European countries will provide Ukraine with enough military support to make the US irrelevant. I get whiplash trying to keep track of agent orange and his so-called negotiators’ position on the war🧐
The unlucky hero in all of this is Zelenskyy. This poor guy has been trying to keep his country together under insane circumstances. And what do we do? Ask him why he isn’t wearing a suit. I hate this administration for always being on the wrong side of everything. Blue Fucking Wave and wash them all out to sea.
"fucktangle of shitkazooery" — you're welcome, America
This 28-point peace plan is the biggest clusterfuck since Michael Scott’s “45-point 45-day plan” to turn Dunder Mifflin around. At least the 45-point plan was pure bullshit, whereas the 28-point plan is the Christmas wish list authored by Vlad Putin
Nice comment, but please say "surrender plan".
This US negotiations team would fuck up a wet dream!!. Talk about ineptitude??!!!
I may have missed something, but is Ukraine actually involved in the drafting of these “plans”?
Funny how DJT yelled “hoax” about his 2016 actions that reeked of collusion with Russia, and now as President he’s behaviorally doing Russia’s bidding right out in the open
No, of course not.
No, not in any way.
Well, until the time comes for him to try to wrangle a Nobel Peace Prize for himself again. Then his name & paw prints will be all over whatever is finally signed, whether good or bad for Ukraine & Europe.
The post was asking whether *Ukraine* was involved. No, Ukrainians were completely left out.
AND of course, Vlodomyr Zelenskyy would never walk into that trap - especially after what they did to him in the Oval Office. HE knows his Country was invaded by Russia - it was not a 'mutual war' the way frump and his idiots are deperately trying to make it seem. What's obvious now is how Rubio is being set out as the fall guy in all of this. I wonder if that was the plan all along OR, if because simp vance grew to hate him so much HE set this in motion deliberately to make Rubio take whatever blame might ensue when it all goes wrong? I won't use 'if' because there IS never any 'negotiating' with a murderer like putn. By the way - there's mention of Witkowski 'liking' putin? No, he literally worships him --did anyone see that photo of him patting his fucking HEART as putin walked into the room? He's in LUV. MY theory? The fuckers here have to look at, listen to the insanely stupid big orange dumbfuck slug every day, so when they see/hear someone with a functioning brain (evil as it is) like Putin's, then remember that video of him riding BAREBACK with his shirt off on a horse - on a BEACH, no less, they lose their shit and realize they're backing the wrong horse (so to speak) so are all in on pleasing the 'beeyootiful' one as they think of the KGB poisoner. Just a wee theory of mine, mind. They're going to hand US over to him anyway, so want to stay in good with their new 'boss'.
At least Michael Scott snagged a free limo ride.
What a great episode of The Office!
However this episode of The Trump Administration is inducing even more cringe than Pam’s endless wait for possibly poisoned food at Jan Levinson’s Dinner Party
You could never draft a sitcom from this administration. NO ONE would believe it. Veep was close. But at least most of those characters had an iota of intelligence.
Witkoff was quoted on Twitter yesterday as saying how much he likes Putin. 🤬
What is it with Putin that makes them love him so much. Is there something in the water? Is it his manly scent? They just get weak-kneed in his Prescence like Teenie boppers with Elvis. So weird for actual adults to act this way. I think Putin drugs them, I really do. Russia has the best drugs.
Even Prime Minister Neville “Peace in our time” Chamberlain, who got played by Hitler prior to WWII, could negotiate better than these Shitweasels with Vlad “the impaler” Putin. What a bunch of surrender monkeys.
It's important to raise the Neville Chamberlain problem here. I recall that a big MAGA issue (non-issue in my mind because I didn't see an American war in the environment) in the 2024 election was that Trump would "bring peace." But a Chamberlain-style peace of appeasing and kowtowing to a dictator and lying down to let the dictator stomp on his/our prone body is not, in my mind, acceptable. I have been a proponent of peace my whole life. But now Trump has forced me to modify that stance. I can only get behind a just peace. I can't support a fake peace achieved by caving in to a dictator's wants and whims (and here I mean Putin, 'cos Trump sure ain't smart enough, competent enough, or even marginally strong enough to be a dictator), giving Putin everything he wants and nothing anybody else wants, and agreeing for all of us, Ukrainians and Americans alike, to live in "peace" as his slaves forever after. No. A just peace, or no peace at all. (And now, with the revelations about where the MAGA troll farms with the Trump-as-peace-bringer rhetoric come from--Russia/Nigeria/Asia--I can see that the whole "peace"-bringer idea was Putin's to begin with.)
Ending the principle that nations need to respect each other's borders, which cannot be changed by force, will guarantee a period of wars all over the world as every grievance between neighbors escalates.
Cheeseburger-eating surrender monkeys
I see what you did there.
Chamberlain gets somewhat of a bad rap. From what I’ve been able to find out, Chamberlain was trying to buy time. Great Britain was woefully unprepared for war and needed time to ramp up or it would have been overrun immediately.
That having been said, what this regime is doing regarding the Russian-Ukraine war is not appeasement, it’s downright collusion with the enemy. Russia was not only the aggressor but is committing war crimes by targeting civilian populations and having shipped Ukrainian children to Russia. If there are even records showing where those children were sent, it could be years before they could be reunited with their families, years of anti-Ukrainian/pro-Russian brainwashing that may never be erased. That is more than enough for him to be hauled before a tribunal in The Hague, along side Donny, Miller, Kegstand, et al for the murder of people on fishing boats in international waters. I think trump should be tried for and convicted of treason, which would nullify his presidency, remove his entire government from office, and dismantle everything he has done.
EVERY word of this, Susan!
I’ve always thought Putin’s great talent is figuring out which world leaders he can most easily manipulate with flattery & empty promises, a trap trump fell into a long time ago. The others (Witcoff, Rubio, et al) are just lemmings.
According to Ukrainian born Lev Parnas a former Trump fixer now turned enemy, and Canadian journalist Dean Blundell, Putin and Trump want this "peace" deal signed before the Epstein Files are released to share what Putin has on Trump, and what Russia's role has been, thus the pushed up deadline that no one thinks can be met. And, there are people who are adult in age who are not adult socially and emotionally. That would be what we are getting an overdose of from Trump and his ilk, and all of the people he interacts with. It is a relief to be annoyed with Merz, but not feel like he is the emotional age of a child. At least not yet. I do not want to listen to these people because doing so degrades me. They degrade us all. Every day I feel grateful that none of my friends or family act anything like this.
AND Lev's son Aaron Parnas does daily 'reports' and 'breaking news' which are all ANTI-FRUMP and pro-democratic real facts and truth, bringing us all up to date on the latest shitfuckery, chicanery and outright skullduggery he KNOWS about. He's a nice young guy who's routinely attacked BUT also supported by so many of us on Instagram. Might be on other platforms too - unsure. He's always walking somewhere - so thin and purposeful. GOOD guy.
Putin’s 007 spy background makes Donny spooge down his pantlegs and onto his cankles.
EW.... getting a visual, Joe. 🤦♀️😂😂😂
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eww - but true, true, true. ;)
Ewww ewww ewww
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Putin has a copy of whatever awful tape in the Epstein files they are all fighting like mad to keep in the dark, and everybody who works for Trump knows that Putin's butt must be continuously kissed to keep him from releasing it.
I'd put money on it involving the several LITTLE BOYS whose parents were paid off by mister frump when they were only 10 - 12 after he was accused of raping them! WHY would he pay millions to each family when he never paid anyone? (remember him fighting like mad against the very IDEA of having paid Stormy a mere $130,000?) Parents who TOOK that money canNOT hold their SONS or other children to silence, fwiw, even IF those little kids were told it - and still believe so. NOT TRUE - I think one or two might be coming forward as adults - let's hope.
They are Republicans. They are and always have been STUPID.
And evil! Their motto is: " I got mine, fuck you!"
Vlad is the epitome of greed, cruelty, lust and power (and incompetence) that they worship.
Remember too - he got to where he was BY being the most efficient POISONER in the KGB, working his way up to higher status. He's SO crafty at figuring out how to poison another human by even touching them - which is how so many of those he wanted gone were 'eliminated' - many without any knowledge or fanfare. BUT he LOVES others knowing - and being terrified of his capabilities. That little smirk of his? Wouldn't it scare YOU or any of us? Of course it would. Would any of US eat or drink anything - or not want to have on gloves or kevlar under our clothing around him?
Remember Putin is a trained Romeo FSB officer. The sad fact is how easily he can seduce these MAGA men. And what is an Acting Archivist ? The title conjured up pictures in my head of Rubio as Richard Burton thundering out tracts of historical Shakespeare plays.
The Archivist keeps all the federal records. It was the former Archivist who repeatedly demanded the boxes of classified documents Trump kept by his toilet. That is why Trump needs that office to remain vacant.
Marco is an Archivist who will do whatever is asked of him by trump&co. If that means never writing in the ratified by 38 states ERA Amendment, so be it. (There are also redder purply states whose R governments will sue to prevent it, but that was only a threat against the last legit Archivist and a story for another day.) R.E. is correct about the classified docs case, too.
Many of which, are probably the evidence from the Russian connection investigation, much of which ties in with Epstein. He got them back, unfortunately when he returned.
So which more AWFUL secret papers are buried IN Ivana's purported 'grave'? I don't believe SHE's there (is probably cremated and in an urn on her daughter's mantel). That casket was SO HEAVY it caused a couple of the pallbearers to nearly drop it!
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Money
Yes, but it feels like more than that. There is something homoerotic about it. IDK, it's just weird.
This gang of grifters seems to be only motivated by money, IMHO
Like him being obsessed with Arnold Palmer's schlong?
Right. How bizarre was drumph’s statement in saying that? And now bizarre,insane comments are an everyday occurrence….and the MSM does (says) nothing—- crickets.
Putin, whatever we feel about him, is highly trained, in psychological warfare. They know he could have them killed, and they know they are not alphas, but poseurs, thumping their chest for the rubes. Putin, is a stone cold killer.
Putin has info on Trump and the whole damn bunch of them that could ruin them and possibly send them to prison. They’re scared to death of him and will gladly do his bidding.
"Something in the water"? 🤣🤣🤣
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It is my understanding that Witkoff and Trump are in together on the Cryto business, and Russia is investing. I assume that is why and what Witkoff is negotiating. "What do you want us to do in order to invest in our crypto?"
"Here is a list of our 28 points. Get Ukraine and Europe to accept these and then we will invest some more in the crypto business."
"It's a deal!"
All of their business is tit for tat with foreign countries and American businesses.
Rubio is 4th in line to replace Trump. Witkoff isn't on the list. Of course Trump might want to can Rubio, but he cannot officially replace him without Congress approving it, and they seem less friendly to Trump right now.
Rubio has replaced Walt Nauta as Trump's chief valet, obediently schlepping compromised docs like Putin's Peace Plan around DC and stacking up his worthless responsibilities for devalued agencies in some toilet. Meanwhile, Vance is flexing his nuts as the future POTUS.
Does Rubio also fetch diet Cokes for Orange Hitler like Walt Notta Useful Fucking Molecule in that little dickhead’s body?
To compare against some recent Bobby Brainworms news, I wonder if this new "Walt" Rubio has taken to "felching" the bullshit straight from Dear Leader's loaded diaper. That would explain the shit eating grin.
Methinks vance imagines he'll 'inherit' the magat base - but might have a huge fucking disappointment coming his way. magats do NOT like him at all!
I couldn't decidedat first whether you meant 'cryo' or 'crypto'. Exciting times, eh?
Yea, he seems nice.
Considering how far up his ass he is, that is probably true.
Jeff - you are the all time master of neologisms. Words we didn't know we needed until they exploded out of your computer.
Wins internet today!
Wins hands down. Life in the Tiedrich household must be so much fun.
No doubt!
Every morning, Jeff writes for us a fucktangle of Tiedrichery. We try to share it with our friends and coworkers, and they look at us like we're C*R*A*Z*Y.
yes, thank you Jeff, and when I get to archiving all the Jeffisms over the years, this one will be on the list!
Yes…we will all use that!!
THE. BEST! The Keystone cops gif was icing on this sad cake. It's serious stuff, I know, but I laughed my ass off the whole way through. These idiots are so incompetent, maybe the rest of the world will take pity on us?
Nahhhhh....
We're all going to die. 🤦♀️
HA! I cant have any in Spain. 😤😭😭😭😭😭
CBD drops aint cutting’ it! LOL! But they do pour a strong vodka and tonic! 😜
I'm still struggling to pronounce "shitkazooery".
Practice, practice, practice.
it took me a bit - but I finally got it: shit-ka, zoo-eh-ry. OR if you're into kazoos, just shitkazoo - eh,ry. :) Our 'head' of our Chromatic harmonica club/newsletter HATED and despised the very idea of kazoos - so of course the more juvenile-mentality-minded members would try to tease him with mentions and even blowing the damn things. He'd throw a FIT. Compared to our REAL instruments, he said they were nothing but stupid and annoying toys - and not even good enough to be called that, lol. He is admittedly a curmudgeon.
Nobody creates vocabulary like you Jeff (visualize hearts and bubbles floating around you)
Oooohhh, I SO love that visual. I see his computer room with Jeff AND Mrs. Spouse all giggly and enjoying those hearts and bubbles while laughing themselves silly over his latest bon-mots. FAN-tastic. :)
Best line of the day! Period!!!!!
I couldn’t share that with my sister fast enough! We use your posts to communicate daily and this shit is everything! Every. Thing!!! 🤣👏🏻🤣👏🏻🤣
You just hit Shakespeare Level 5.
I’ll add that to my vocab,
The best!
Yeah. You went all out with “shitkazooery” Jeff. I’d be willing to bet your dreams at night are pretty illuminating and in technicolor too.
here's another reason to despise Rubio. I came across this while researching all the 'jobs' Marco currently holds. he's the one who negotiated the deal to send immigrants to that slave-labor gulag in El Salvador.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/03/americas/el-salvador-migrant-deal-marco-rubio-intl-hnk?cid=ios_app
apparently I wrote about it in February and forgot about it.
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/just-a-couple-of-dudes-planning-war
To be fair, he's probably forgotten too.
It speaks to the the bottom-level dregs that Donnie Demento scraped up to present for confirmation that there were people believing that Rubio was "at least qualified" for his (first) job. Remove the "at" and the belief becomes accurate. He is exactly like the rest--cruel, monumentally stupid (ask him about dinosaurs: he's going to struggle mightily), spineless, and wholly useless when he's not raking in cash for himself or causing chaos.
I think we can subtract one job from his list: 'Murrica don't give no aid no more to them ungrateful beggar countries. Them folks ain't neevin Christian!
The little greasy fucker (along with fellow bearded clam greaseball Ted Cruz) also highjacked $3 million in Catholic relief aid around the embargoed Cuban communist government for hurricane assistance. They won’t even help US blue states with hurricane assistance!!
‘Murica furst!
"Little Marco: Unhappy at Last."
it's ALL 'little marco's' SOP! after all he is the world's greatest water bottle juggler!
I don’t think anyone suspected marco was capable of orchestrating such evil deal making crimes against humanity. To the Hague with him! And All of Them.
He’s simply reprehensible.
He also seems to be behind the plan to attack Venezuela. Florida Cubans think the US should intervene all over Latin America.
I thought he was also the librarian of Congress, but it looks like that’s Todd Blanche (acting)
Fucking hell... 🤦🏽♀️🦧
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 That is me, growling about Rubio.
Re cognitively impaired. Dementia docs told us it would be significant when Trump stopped playing golf. Well, despite it being 60-ish in DC Sun, Trump did not play golf. He didn’t even leave the WH. They called a lid at ~10:30 am.
well that's certainly a thing to keep an eye on
It’s a definite Bellweather. If he misses two weekends in a row then you can start counting the days.
🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
I'm already counting the days.
https://www.tickcounter.com/countdown/6133013/days-until-trump-is-out-of-office
What he stayed in Washington? Guess he’s reeling from new boyfriend wunderkind Mamdani.
He's pining away in the Lincoln bedroom with posters of Mamdani on the walls.
One Giant one like the one of himself he had on display in Washington not long ago. He’s got a major bromance stoked up albeit I think it’s a bit one sided.
What is a lid?
That’s when the press are told that nothing else will be on the President ‘s agenda that day.
About 28 grams.
1. I read that peace plan / Rubio nonsense last night and my head exploded too. Off to the head factory yet again today for probably the 15th time this year.
🙄
2. The funny money melt down warms my heart knowing that Trump is probably crying into his Diet Coke. More ketchup please!
I called JP Morgan Securities 3 months ago to confirm that my 401(k) had no exposure to crypto (it didn't), and minimal exposure to AI (it was only 0.5%)
Honestly, I just don't understand this crypto currency thing. Can you tell me: Are there actual coins and paper currency used for this pipe dream? Are the main holders/investors of this "currency" trying to push US currency out of the markets?
It's a bit like the Pet Rock from the 70s, except with the Pet Rock, you actually got a rock
Best explanation I’ve seen. 😂
I agree Kay-El!
OK, now I get it.
I don't get it either. To me it seems like an elaborate Ponzi scheme. To say that it is fungible, negotiable currency is laughable. It has to be turned into dollars for value. It's like any collectable, it's only worth what someone is willing to pay for it, except you don't have anything tangible, just a promise.
The minute I heard about crypto, I understood it was the best money laundering tool in the history of legal tender. No record of who owns what, it seems that you can transfer it with no record. You are embezzling from your boss, stealing from your elderly mother, taking bribes for pardons from federal prison (who would do that?,) and crypto is your answer.
Since we ended the Gold Standard, cash has only the value we assign to it. It's basically a promise by the Federal Reserve, and if some economic catastrophe occurred we'd be holding worthless paper. Crypto is even worse. Unless you buy 'stable coin', which is backed by real money, your Crypto is only as valuable as an NFT with a picture of tRump made to look like a superhero.
And if USD is replaced as the world's reserve currency, um....grab your ankles, everyone.
Try paying for your utilities, medical services, mortgage, or food in crypto. A currency that has to be redeemed into a weakening dollar to be materially worth anything is Monopoly money. Vaporware. Might as well invest in gold sneakers.
There you go one extra step for what, liquidity is what you need from currency!
Charles,It’s the clumsiest fiat in the world, a long series of ‘passcodes’ is the way in. It produces nothing quarterly reports would just be the stock price and it should go down way down. It’s purely gambling.
Fiat money without any fiat
If you want an actual explanation, here you go.
Cryptocurrency is a legal form of Ponzi scheme, in which later investors are paid out of earlier investments and nothing of actual value is owned or created. In the long term, they always collapse, but first creators usually make a bundle at all other investors' expense.
The word scheme gives you the perspective on why the Trump family was interested.
It’s like gold bricks except:
• no gold, not even compostable ratfuck like the criminals dealing in it
• the only bricks are the heads of the dumbfucks buying it
No and yes.
👆Best answer of all. 👍
When simply telling falsehoods about Ukraine is insufficient, amp up those lies and tell the world you have a peace plan, except don’t include, Ukraine, one of the countries that is in the war.
How do even the MAGAT morons believe this daily ration of nonsense?
Release the unredacted Epstein Files!
I know, right?! Because coming to terms with reality means everything you’ve believed for years is utter bullshit.
The American capitulation to Putin would be laughable if mothers and babies and elderly citizens weren’t being slaughtered on a massive scale in Ukraine.
Last night 60 Minutes profiled the carnage inflicted on a Palm Sunday missile attack on a civilian bus in the Ukrainian city of Sumy.
Putin is a war criminal!
Why is the Trump administration on his side?
Because the Trump administration is murdering people in fishing boats. Because the Trump administration are murdering immigrants who are being deported or disappeared.
Currently, our blazing US Congress is ruled by a bunch of arse-kissing boot-licking Dear Leader cowards. Also, Putin's Peace Plan limits the size of the Ukrainian military, and prohibits Ukraine from becoming a NATO member. Both points clearly allows further rape of Ukraine by Putin. Imagine, if it were the Trump administration handing a similar "peace plan" to Nazi Germany. Europe would be the largest lock-step, Jew-hating, fascist, anti-freedom country in the world.
Real people who are not even armed , are dying . Flat out murder ..
Money and kompromat.
Why is Trump on Vlad’s side?
Trump is stupid selfish self involved knowledge less of anything empty of any human compassion damaged in need of mental health and help ..,,, get the picture?
Because agent orange et al are also war criminals🤬
We need to generate a list of nicknames for Steve Dick-off Witkoff. He is causing so much damage to Ukraine, and we need to HURT him BACK.
I submit for your consideration: Shitwit Witcoff.
I submit Steve Fuckoff.
It used to be Fuckallthewayoff, but they shortened it when his family landed at Ellis Island.
Ooooh, Good one! I think that maybe you won the internet today.
Thanks! But there’s SOOOO much competition here! 😂😂😂
👏👏👏👏👏
Witless.
Steve Jerkoff. Neville Chamberpot.
Well a name that ends in “off” gives us some good possibilities.
The Fucking Realtor running US foreign policy - Twatkoff
HA!
Also still waiting on a "list of potential ideas" for healthcare from these fucking idiots.
Two weeks! It'll be right there! Comin' up!
Vance—soulless couch-fucking huckster—is deep in the Putin-loving cabal. Rubio is merely soulless.
It’s just CHAOS with only the future of the world at stake. What a bunch of blithering idiots. And the MSM just reports this crap and doesn’t call it out as a plan that sells out Ukraine.
Anne Applebaum had an excellent article in the Atlantic about exactly that. She knows the deal. She excoriated Rubio, Witkoff, Trump, Kushner, all of them.
Occam’s Razor: Follow the money.
Morons.
I have no words…dumbfucks in charge…disgusting.
I think you found the perfect word: disgusting. 🤢
Rubio is just a limp dick. But sending Witkoff in over and over again to make things worse is like a domestic abuse situation. It’s spiraling. But I keep fantasizing about Witkoff getting struck by a Ukrainian drone…
Limp Dick. And Trump is a Lame Duck. First cousins. Hahahahaha.
Isn’t it really a 29-Point Peace Plan?
Point 29: “Release the Full Epstein Files!”
That would solve all conflicts.
isn't the FBI scrubbing donnie johnboy's name FROM the epstein files?
Workin' day and night scrubbing those files. There will be nothing left if anything is ever released.
1000 Feebies have been hard at it for months now. Those pages are all going to be white as snow from all the scrubbing.
No Donnie anywhere.
Goodnight Johnboy!
Diane, very good way to slide in your point #29 it is.
Part of me is sitting back saying: heh heh, natural kerfuffle of a bunch of incompetent, insecure and immature so-called "men" effing up politics, but the other half of me is just sick at how low the US of A has gone. I can't begin to imagine how we will survive this though I will not lose my hope and optimism (at its lowest level) that we will...
It's a conundrum. We love to see this administration embarrass themselves on a global scale, but we hate the real world damage that results. We can only hope they finally make one humiliating mistake too many and get themselves arrested for treason.
As shown by MTG's quick resignation in January, the Republicans may be priming themselves for a transition via the 25th Amendment (while desperately hoping Trump goes comatose first). Maybe a final ketchup bottle hitting Mike Lil Johnson upside the head would make him enough of an angry little bitch to agree to dump Trump.
I'd been hoping for a 25th amendment solution myself, Sharon, but then I was informed that removal on that basis involves both the approval of most of the Cabinet AND a two-thirds "yea" vote of both Houses. IOW, harder to achieve than an impeachment conviction.
at this point I am oscillating between it’s probably good and it’s terrifying that the government is run by morons.
the answer is 'both'
I think the Wheel of Moron needs about one thousand names but dopey gets ten slots (I know your thinking sluts) but that’s the past now it’s just Loomer as a door prize for participation, she belongs on the wheel definitely.
So far Zelenskyy has played it cool against the so-called U.S. Peace Plan. I’m sure he wants to scream “What the fuck!”.
But Ukraine about 2nights ago used US provided ATACAMS (sp) and massacred a power plant near Moscow so it gets more complicated.
Paul, I’m hoping that European countries will provide Ukraine with enough military support to make the US irrelevant. I get whiplash trying to keep track of agent orange and his so-called negotiators’ position on the war🧐
Yes. It’s never back/white, it seems. Thank you for t hi s bit of news.
The unlucky hero in all of this is Zelenskyy. This poor guy has been trying to keep his country together under insane circumstances. And what do we do? Ask him why he isn’t wearing a suit. I hate this administration for always being on the wrong side of everything. Blue Fucking Wave and wash them all out to sea.