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Scott Bernstein's avatar

I love that photo of Dump at the top of the post in his MAGAt shit stain cap. He appears to be near death. That brings me much happiness.........

Jeff Tiedrich's avatar

I took that image right off Fox News' web site. even they can't make Trump look good

Scott Bernstein's avatar

.....we know they have a demented "Shallow Hal" thing going on with that grotesque monster. To those vile fucks untethered from reality, they see the most beautiful thing in the world. Fuckin' deranged maniacs.

Charlie Austin's avatar

He resembles a cigar store Indian.

Openly Fae's avatar

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Janine's avatar

Charlie i can't stop laughingggggggg ahhahahaha!!!!

Steve B's avatar

Hey! Hey!! Cigar store Native-American! What's WRONG with you??

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

One that is so old it is nearly petrified! And peeling!

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Charlie Austin's avatar

My apologies. 😆😆😆

Theresa Palmer's avatar

"Varnish" is the most excellent description yet of "the former occupant"s" face. It DOES look like it's been varnished. You win, Donna.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

You are on a roll today, Donna.

Rebecca Elliott's avatar

At least the Cigar Store Indian DID HIS JOB.

SPW's avatar

Hear! Hear! Great tribute Donna 💜.

Marie Martin's avatar

Notice the lid down over the top of his ears so he looks really cool like his buddy Ye. Take it to the STREET … you miserable old fart. I wonder if he’s a gonna start wearing those gold high tops with the red hat. It’ll be a great look with the diaper hiding huge pantskirt and dress he calls a suit coat.

Andrea's avatar

If a mortuary made a corpse look like that the deceased's loved ones would sue for emotional distress.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Herman Munster would be a better-looking corpse.

Leigh Silverton, Ph.D.'s avatar

now,, I'm listening. If you like follow my Substack.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

If you were a doctor and your patient showed up looking like that, you’d put him on the wait list for a liver transplant

Diana-Sedona's avatar

Or call the morgue and ask them have a gurney ready.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Or if they are missing a stiff.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

“Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard!”

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

He does look pretty jaundiced, now that you have pointed that out.

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Lairbo's avatar

Who would then call in an exorcist for back-up.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Donna, I still think you can do stand-up comedy. You are hilarious.

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SeekingReason's avatar

Scott, I noticed that the orange is looking more rust. It’s probably the result of his 4 brain cells migrating to his face, looking for a sign of life.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

.....yet all they could find was a pair of grotesque sneakers a homeless person wouldn't wear.

Bob Bowden's avatar

“It’s a sin to wish suffering and death on someone, right?”

God: “I’ll make an exception this one time. Twice if you care to wish it on Putin, also.”

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Bob - I'm thinkin' that's more of a guideline than a rule....... ;)

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Kamala Harris questioning Barr, @ his confirmation hearing

KH - " A hint a suggestion? "

Barr - " I don't know ".

I LOVE HER !

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Cool, but jesus is such a PROCRASTINATOR. 😕

She Said It's avatar

Imagine the joy, the glee, the glory, of the day Smelly at last kicks the bucket. National holiday, at least. Worldwide celebration, for sure. They will need at minimum 20 pallbearers to pick that slob up.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Actual humans will weep with joy. The partying will be unlike anything the world has ever known.

Susan Burgess's avatar

…will be unlike anything the likes of which the world has ever known.

Joanne Beck's avatar

It's the Ozempic that's making him look dead. Hope it's eating his liver.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

I love everything you just said.

Janine's avatar

It's pure joyyyyyy!!!!!

Michael M's avatar

No no no no no, you want him to live as long as possible, the longer behind bars, the better for democracy and our country to heal.

Hilariously, the prison diet will extend his life 5 years to extend his suffering.

But don't wish death on your political adversaries in this country. That's a far right wing move.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Michael - if it makes you feel any better, I hoped he would drop dead long before he decided to pretend he was a "politician." I've hated that piece of shit since the 80's....... ;)

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Charlie Austin's avatar

Tertiary syphilis is a bitch.

Rick Calegari's avatar

That and everything else that's going on with him. The demented orange bastard has been physically and mentally ill for years but what the hell, as long as he can identify an animal in a nursery school format, his fucked up congressional support mechanism and base of dumb shits are perfectly ok with this.

Charlie Austin's avatar

They'll be rolling him out like "Weekend at Bernie's".

Rick Calegari's avatar

That would be pretty damn funny but his base would refuse to believe that he was now a corpse with no shame.

Catherine's avatar

What about once he decomposes into skeleton form? One wonders if they'd believe it then lol 😉

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I 've been saying that for years, his "Vietnam" was not successful.

Scott Bernstein's avatar

Quit talkin' all sexy like that!!!

Janine's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kathleen Weber's avatar

Our National Nightmare said: “The sudden death of Alexei Navalny has made me more and more aware of what is happening in our Country,”

In other words: "The sudden death of Navalny has made me realize how badly I... I... I... I... I... I... I am being treated!!!

Poor ME... ME... ME!!

Oh, the humanity!

PS: Send cash.

Samantha M's avatar

Let’s hope these oxygen-to-the-brain deprived nimrods decide to teach not just NY but the whole country a lesson and emigrate to Russia to check out those fancy subways & Uber affordable groceries! Pro tip before you go: stay away from those tricky Russian windows everybody keeps falling out of.

antlisa1201's avatar

And don’t drink the water and tea.

Susan Niemann's avatar

I saw this story and had to laugh...for which I was chastised by several folks yesterday. Look...I'm sorry, but their unreasonable hate and arrogance got them to Russia. If they had only followed their Jesus' teachings and loved thy neighbor.

RV maxima's avatar

I am waiting to hear which one of the 8 children is gay. Just saying a likely chance. Or maybe all 8 will ask Canada if THEY still have their citizenship.

Honestly, people.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I suspect it is the 9th one who didn't go with them.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Read it on Wonkette, the comments are glorious! No one should chastise you for telling the truth. I pity the kids, but those parents deserve everything they get.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/right-wing-canadian-couple-drags

Susan Niemann's avatar

Thanks for the link…thats well written and hilarious. 🤦‍♀️

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I think you are "one of us" and you don't have to be a paid subscriber to comment.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Thank you, that is the real takeaway from this.

Mark L's avatar

SAMANTHA!

Check out Alicia's Substack on one of our very own Canadian Kristian Families Journey ( I'm Canadian) fleeing to Russia , so they would not subject their children to gay propaganda. Among other things.

See how well that worked out for them

OYE!

Samantha M's avatar

I’ve seen it! Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of homophobes ❤️

Darrell Smith's avatar

I first drove tractor trailers in 1971 and have driven over one million safe miles in 18 wheelers. When one is a professional long haul truck driver, the load is their boss. They have to plan their days so that they can deliver the load safely and on time. So routing, time and miles per day, and more are things to consider.

Many drivers over the years refused to go to NYC because of conditions there. Traffic, tolls on the bridges, one way streets, low clearances, and more are things that a 18 wheeler can run into difficulty with in NYC.

Other metro areas are similar, like DC or my birthplace San Francisco. I always could count on New Yorkers to help me out if I had a problem in NYC. Good people are everywhere, you just have to give them a chance.

Trump can't make macaroni and cheese so he could never learn to handle a 80,000 pound 65 foot long beast of burden.

Sheila D's avatar

As a born and raised Nyer (live in MA now), I love it when you ask for directions in NYC and 3 guys get in an argument about what are the best directions! Classic NYC! Love it!

RV maxima's avatar

And it appears his only driving g experience is being hauled around by Limo.

Publius Junior's avatar

On a related topic, I have a bone to pick with Jon Stewart who returned to The Daily Show after 9 years, mainly for his own ego. Stewart's unfunny jokes imply a false equivalence between the 2 candidates. No mention of the fact that it is an older, humane, inspirational public servant who has occasional memory lapses no different than my own, and a demented psychotic nazi parasite.

Karen Leeds's avatar

I hear you about his attempt at bothsidesisms on his first show. Not a good one. In last nights show, however, he acknowledged his douchiness and makes fun of himself for being a nincompoop. Then he threw Tuckims “Vlad is my father” Carlson wayyyyyyyyy under a russian bus. Where he belongs. Pretty good. Although I have to say, overall, Seth Meyers’ A Closer Look is just a much funnier avenue for this kind of comedy now.

RV maxima's avatar

Stewart may find he doesn't have the market he once had. I would think this a kind of market test but I never caught him regularly when he was the host. I guess I could watch on a streaming service should I find time.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

My FAVORITE, Seth , although I do love some Colbert.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Maybe he had edge-lord wanna-be writers and had to straighten them out.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Couldn't agree more. There is no equivalence between Biden and the Old Criminal.

Publius Junior's avatar

Trevor Noah is much better than Stewart.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I ❤️Trevor! I bought his book to know more about his life in South Africa. He literally was illegal when he was born by their laws!

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

Jon Stewart left us right before the worst president in our history.

I do appreciate him coming back if it's helpful.

There are no "two-sides" to this election. You can show how Biden is seen on the world stage but this is democracy v fascism at stake.

Cassandra Here's avatar

I’ve always liked Jon Stewart and still do. I think he’s right about both candidates being old, but that could have been said in one minute. (I’m old, and recognize the slips and slow page-turning and such). Drawing the contrasts between what an old fascist is up to and what an old democrat has accomplished would have been more to my liking and certainly more honest. It is time for the Dems to seek out qualified candidates and get them ready. The GQP is a lost cause.

🌷IntheHalloftheMtnKing's avatar

100%. You said it so eloquently

Publius Junior's avatar

I have only one question, do you want to win a semantical argument, or do you want to win this election?

Cassandra Here's avatar

It’s not semantics; it’s logic. Lordy, now I’m given a false dilemma: if I win the argument, we lose the election. That’s just silly, and I suspect you know that. Sigh.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

Stop yelling at me. All caps are not necessary. Don’t assume that I don’t see that it’s a life-or-death election, just because I clarified my position for you.

Kamala is terrible, and has been a disappointment. And, yes, there is zero margin of error in this election. That’s the take-away when I call Trump a fascist and Biden a democrat (small ‘d’).

Surely you do not think I’m all in for a fascist? I’m working hard to get Biden re-elected. And I’m working on down ticket races, too. For my work with “teaching honest history”, I’ve been reported up the food chain to Breitbart, and put on a hit-list for teachers/faculty.

Oh forget it, you’ve decided that I am the enemy here. Just turn down the volume, please, the air must be thin up there on the high moral ground.

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Cassandra Here's avatar

I know what false equivalence is. Here’s a logic lesson, from, you know, logic 101 textbook.

According to first order thinking: True equivalence is that they are both old.

Second order thinking: They are no longer equivalent. One is a fascist. One is a democrat (small “d”)

I don’t care what you think of Stewart, but I do care when someone attacks me because (1) they’re mad at Stewart and (2) they ascribe another’s views to me using faulty logic.

What I used to like about Jeff Teidrich’s Substack was that every interacted in good faith and fairness. It’s changing.

Charlotte Thompson's avatar

Just ignore this asshat Cassandra, he's obviously one of these know it all's.

They have to rebut everything you say. I do agree with your last sentence though. Some smart ass jumped on me yesterday.

Cassandra Here's avatar

Also. Notice that I didn’t swear at him? I save all my swearing for folks I like.

Cassandra Here's avatar

Thanks, Charlotte. His responses surprised me here. Jeff’s people are usually funny and good sports, assuming the best of the members of the community.. I see he’s deleted his comments. On many political sites, that’s called dirty deleting.

SeekingReason's avatar

John, I’ve never been a big fan of jon Stewart and I agree, way too much ego. He puts me off.

Catherine's avatar

Yeah that irked me-that bit seems really out of touch and going in the direction of Biil Maher and our corporate owned media that we are railing against (rightfully). Mary Trump is correct in her criticism (and people are pissed off at her). But let's just hope he's rusty, because yesterday, he apparently tore tucker Carlson's Russia interview / trip apart...

Publius Junior's avatar

Agreed. This election is LIFE and DEATH. There is no room for ambiguity on the side of the good guys. Believe me, the bad guys are unified and know no boundaries in what they will do.

Kristy Kanen's avatar

I absolutely despise Maher.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Yes he is a smug douche-bro wanna-be edgelord, who is developing into a "get off my lawn" curmudgeon.

Publius Junior's avatar

Why are so many people pussyfooting about Stewart's SHITSHOW? Stewart has returned in a Bill Maher costume. As you know, Maher is ALL EGO and no intellect.

Publius Junior's avatar

Same comment about Ezra Klein who also wants to ‘save’ all of us with his gigantic EGO. Also dead to me, along with most of nyt and other msm.

antlisa1201's avatar

Anyone know what’s up with his GoFundMe? I read they responded it was within their guidelines but they didn’t explain why. I’m now boycotting gfm. The Assholes that allow this fundraiser have now ruined it for everyone else.

Openly Fae's avatar

The "why" is the same as it was with Twitter; there's a financial handjob for the owner if they let Drumpf stay despite obviously pissing all over the ToS. They'll take that handy over moral propriety every time.

As I keep saying, Drumpf is the leader no one needs, but America is getting damn close to deserving.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Same as with the space Nazi, then.

Charlie Austin's avatar

There's other sites that do the same thing. We need to find and promote them. GFM blew up their credibility.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

GiveSendGo is another Trumpy shit site.

Chris Hierholzer's avatar

The "Trump Stink" is everywhere.

Kay-El's avatar

Jalen Drummond is their CEO and a Trump fanboy:

“Jalen Drummond, former White House assistant press secretary who was with then-President Trump often on January 5 and 6, according to a source familiar”

From Feb 2021 : https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/10/politics/list-january-6-subpoenas/index.html

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Thanks, that explains it! Knock yourselves out maga, campaign contributions going instead to lawyers. One of the 'expert' witnesses

in the fraud trial bills over $1300 an hour and billed for over 650 hours. Maga!

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

These idiots have been primed for a couple of generations now to follow “leaders” who actually turn out to be con artists. Grifting on the “megachurch” scale is highly profitable.

And Marjorie Taylor Gangrene is a musclebound meathead like her CrossFit clientele. (Just thought I’d throw that in).

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Started way back in the late 80's when Limbaugh realized he could actually sell Hate.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

You know I thought he was a political satirist when I first saw his show, because his logic was so poor, and his arguments laughable. Then I went to work the next day ,and one of the other nurses was talking about him, and I said how stupidly funny he was...

RV maxima's avatar

Yep, "listened to hate radio"with dear old dad. So, really why bother getting an education after that.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

See "God &Country" in theaters now. Tjis goes back to tge Civil Rights Era and the likes of Jerry Falwell being told that if they didn't integrate their private "Christian" schools, they'd lose their tax exempt status. It started in 54/55, and they decided they wanted to call the shots. It's taken 70 years to get to this point.

RV maxima's avatar

What we have is the RNC, broke and willing to take Russian $$ for political funding (goggle Dallas Morning News/McConnell Senate PAC taking Russian $$ each year, includes Deripaska and his fake aluminum plant, but very real $200M in, where KY, and not talking jelly).

Reference in The Atlantic magazine this month article on a foreign policy evaluation showing the JD Vance Senators, but not the senior GOP willing to support Russian interest and not NATO/Ukraine.

What it means? The GOP is split with half looking at isolationism as their orientation on foreign policy. I don't get why this group thinks this is a smart move but I understand they equate the war in Ukraine the same as other missteps like the Iraq war or even Korean, Vietnam war.

I guess it is difficult to take $ from Russian for political campaigns AND support your own country. Especially if a dysfunctional retiree in FL leans on them. If they think Putin will leave us alone if we let him have Ukraine or if he stops there and Xi does something similar they are not just cowards but ignorant cowards.

Susan P Thatcher's avatar

I've suspected, since Citizens United, our political process has become a gigantic global money laundering operation, Russia being the majority owner.

RV maxima's avatar

Well that certainly made the easy-to-use vehicle.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They say that is why, but they are just using that to sell their position.

Charlie Austin's avatar

I think the getting fired part got Chicago Ray's attention. The Scott Adams boycott will shake the NY economy. (NOT!!) These are two people that need to shut the fuck up already!!😡😡🤬🤬

Songgirl Kim's avatar

So, his grandson “seen it”? Thanks for keeping me informed about what I’m missing on twitter. I’ve stopped reading that app because I lose brain cells every time I open it.

Charlie Austin's avatar

Me thinks that Chicago Ray slept through English class.

Tama2U's avatar

I saw Kevin O’Leary on faux news doing his big mad about NYC and how he’s boycotting it and so it’s now just a dust bowl of has-been skyscrapers swaying in the breeze. Because he said so, bc it’s so unfair to his butt buddy loser shitstained dear leader and btw fuck California too. I wonder if Barbara Corcoran is taking her business elsewhere too? Fuck you O’Leary, you fat fascist fuck.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

On the plus side, I have no idea who that even is. Wait, is he CNBC dude who had an erection because he is now a citizen of the UAE?

Tama2U's avatar

He’s on Shark Tank, where millionaire/billionaire investors choose startups to invest in. It’s pretty cheesy imho. Barbara Corcoran is also on it and has a real estate agency (Corcoran Group) in NYC and other big metro cities.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

What a joke. You literally cannot be in finance and boycott New York City.

Tama2U's avatar

Just another ego gone wild doofus. Greed is ugly and stupid…it never ends in happiness and never fills the gapping hole where a heart would otherwise be.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

They are hoping their followers don't know that.

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Haha. They think Floriduh has the chops. Doh!

Bill Lawrence's avatar

Watching as these truckers act out their fantasy life is like watching a bad jr high play. It amuses me to see these macho types showing their considerable bellies to a cowardly, draft-dodging, lying criminal psychopath. And now Trump and the extreme Right are trying to equate Putin-Navalny and Biden-Trump, as though his criminality over the decades had nothing to do with his indictments. If the situation weren't so dire it would be really amusing to watch.

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Bill Lawrence's avatar

I still can't quite figure out what that bru-ha-ha was all about. Shoutin' and shovin,' achieving nothin'.

Krista Allen's avatar

When you have a group that lacks critical thinking skills and is driven by pure id, these outcomes are expected. The truly sad thing is that they vote.

Openly Fae's avatar

It's technically better than not participating at all but it would be nice if they'd stop voting for psychopaths.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

I suspect they won't once their Orange buddha is no longer on the ticket.

Stephanie Lajeskie's avatar

It looks like the truckers who went down to the border coordinated their outfits. Their tee-shirts all had a bunch of “religious” shit written on the back. I was trying to take screen shots but the video moved too fast. One said something about believing in the gospel, another talked about how homosexuals won’t inherit the kingdom of God and one said something about Jesus. I find it hilarious that these brain-dead, knuckle-dragging imbeciles were expressing their ideas about morality while threatening to beat the shit out of each other. 😂😂😂

Kristy Kanen's avatar

Bad grammar is a BIG tipoff. 🤣

Openly Fae's avatar

Make America Conjugate Again!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Sounds kind of sexy when you put it that way.

Openly Fae's avatar

Proper punctuation makes you percolate?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

You have no idea, so does a well executed alliteration!

Openly Fae's avatar

Absolutely amazing. Attempts to accomodate accelerated.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

It grates on my nerves, like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Scott Adams is far funnier when he’s trying to be serious. Oh, man, you just kicked NYC in the nuts, sir, they’ll learn they can’t kick Dilbert around!

Openly Fae's avatar

"I don't care if I'm not invited to your party, I didn't want to come anyway!"

I expect Scott's been not-invited to a lot of parties.

SeekingReason's avatar

Scott Adams must have really scared those in power in NYC. 😂😂 oh! And trump= Navalny, and golly! Look how trump looks like Elvis! Those republicans really know their stuff and priorities for the nation! 🙄

Susan Niemann's avatar

I'm late to this party...but holy hell! I had not heard about this latest example of stupid. "All seventeen of their brain cells" 😂😂 THAT MANY!? They just dont understand there are laws & everyone, including "Dear Leader" must obey them. And...Scott Adams, if you're listening...NOBODY CARES!